#soaproachghost

[thermiccircuits]

ive been on such a fix lately. da doggies

just look at them. so silly. they probably all smell of the same standard blueberry dog shampoo

[toomanywordsnllines]

Hello I am alive (college is literally trying to kill me) However I bring some GRS with a baby!! Because it's been plaguing my mine like a grape on a microwave

[mossyroach]

Captain MacTavish: If i find out who sent me that fuckin' glitter bomb, I'll take them and hang them on the flagpole by their fucking ankles--

Roach and Ghost, suspiciously quiet, glancing at each other:

Captain MacTavish: There is glitter everywhere, I am literally SO ANGRY

Roach whispering to Ghost, nearly crying under his goggles from quiet laughter: do you think he knows?

Ghost, under his breath: he's gliterally clueless

[hurrraaid]

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up to date with tumblr so much lately! Work has been really hard, family wise it's not very harmonious and one of our ferrets is really unwell so it's just been hard to keep up. But here's a dump of everything I've done sfw wise for twitter

[roachs-pet-roach]

Ghostsoaproach where Soap and Roach absolutely love to craft and tbejr house is a constant mess of pipe cleaners and felt and thread and popsicle sticks. Ghost is just along for the ride

[yi3248]

the alphabet with soaproachghost

[eiraeths]

soap who loses his hearing and gets medically discharged. without the military he doesn’t know what to do without the structure he’s had for so long. he doesn’t realize it at first but he becomes detached from life. without sound, he feels disconnected from everything. ghost realizes the moment something shifts in soap’s behavior and it isn’t hard to connect its because of soap’s hearing loss. he contacts an old friend of his, roach, who also lost his hearing to teach soap bsl. at first, soap outright refused. he didn’t want things to change. overtime though, roach and soap grew closer. with ghost still active duty, he was gone for months at a time. ghost couldn’t help but feel jealous, maybe even a little replaced.

[spectrecowboy]

accents + ghost = confusion; like he's any better with his. the only thing he's picking up here is the sign language

(and so am I, when I decided trying to write accents into this fic would be a good idea)

also bless whoever came up with the southern roach hc (and cod mobile for making him american)

[mylarena]

soap, laying in bed with both roach and ghost, having literally just fucked: haha that was fun boys. nice bonding activity haha!

roach, with his head laid on soaps chest, hand tracing patterns into his tit: yeah, we should do it again sometime.

soap: haha thatd be awesome! only if ghosts okay with it thought!

ghost, on his side facing soap, cradling his face and tenderly brushing back his hair: im more than okay with that, johnny. think you should sleep in here with us too.

soap: oh only if theres space for me here ha ha !

ghost: theres always room for you with us, johnny.

roach: we want you to be with us.

soap, tearing up: yeah! ok! thats cool bros yeah ill stay yeah aha

[ftmsimonriley]

thinking a lot about how soaproachghost (as canon accurate as possible) would be a nightmare (affectionate)

roach is the most emotionally mature despite being the youngest by several years, dealing with a man with the self-awareness (outside of field capabilities) of a rock and another man who is constantly wrong move away from a breakdown. and both of them don't like each other that much

and he has to explain what poly is to soap (who is coming to terms with being gay at the ripe young age of 32)(was under the impression his innumerable homoerotic fantasies about price didn't count)("isn't that a mormon thing?" regarding polyamory) and for roach to bridge that Large gap of misunderstandings as quick as possible, "well it's like we're dating and ghost is our abused shelter dog."

only for soap to reply "...does this shelter take returns?" (<- ghost snatched his last pack of marlboro reds earlier that day)

[anonmousegosqueak]

A nice Bug and Boo one that isn't at the expense of Soap. (Sorta NSFW?)

Simon noticed Roach when everyone else did. The man had practically jumped back into a burning building to save some important files. Price practically ripped a vocal cord in half when he was scolding him.

He noticed him more and more, Gary, his real name he later learned, had a cute head on his shoulders as Simon noticed in the showers. As well as other assets that led Simon to death glare at Johnny so he wouldn't laugh.

Fast forward a bit, and Simon and Gary get assigned a transport mission (I know nothing of the military, so have no clue if this is a real thing but just pretend!) It was supposed to be quick but the trucks engine broke down leaving them stranded for...how long did Price say? Oh yeah, like twelve hours...

Simon was decent at making bets, sometimes he lost, other times he won. And then he made the riskiest bet every on whim.

"Wish I brought something to pass the time..." Gary had mumbled, with his mask and helmet off. "We could make out." Ghost had responded, barely missing a beat.

Course he felt like the biggest idiot, they'd barely had five conversations, why in the hell would he say that!? He tongue fumbled, attempting to back track before Roach responded with a simple "Sure."

Turns out Simon wasn't the only one peeping in the showers. Safe to say they entertained themselves, content with the sore rears on both ends.

Side note: Price was unwillingly listening to them. He would rather shut it off, but it's gonna be on him if something happens to them and he wasn't able to warn the help arriving. On top of this Laswell walked in, leading to this convo:

Laswell: Hey, John I—*cut off by very obvious sex noises*

Price:...

Laswell: Price, are you listening to porn???

Price: Hoh, I wish I was listening to porn instead of these two horny fucks who are CLEARLY having a better time than I am!

Lmaoooo-

As I'm still recovering from that one ask you gave me, I'm making this a poly thing and making sure Soap gets love.

Poor Price though. He's just trying to do his job, now his boys are fucking in the back of a transport. He doesn't even bother to get embarrassed when Laswell comes in, he's literally like 'LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT!' meanwhile poor Laswell is a happily married lesbian who doesn't really wanna listen to two men have sex while technically on duty.

If only Price had a hot Russian pilot under his desk, am I right? >:3

Also yes, while it might seem like Ghost tops, they are literally switches and switch like the fucking switches they are.

Onto Soap appreciation-

I think one of the reasons he could barely hold back laughing in the showers is because while both these oblivious men are checking each other out and not realizing the feeling is mutual, Soap is literally in bed with both of them. He once had Simon moan out Roach's name (poor guy almost cried from guilt, Soap was just cackling his ass off). Also- after Cockroach and Spooky fuck a few times and make it official, Soap learns Ghost once moaned *Johnny's* name for Roach and had the same reaction. They both laughed over their poor pathetic boyfriend who is obviously whipped and cannot function. (And gave him lots of cuddles and reassurance)

Long story short, I giggled about how instead of a nice romantic first time or even a drunken night at the bar, it's just two idiots who are stranded and have been horny for each other for months.

[hollow-grave-diggs]

Might've gone insane over this idea. Technician Ghost and Roach x Musician Soap on tour by @troutonduty . Rambles on details below cut.

Okay so I was a theatre tech which is a bit different but here's the breakdown on each outfit. They're both based on my own gear or friends gear. Both have those pants with insane numbers of pockets. (If we felt there weren't enough pockets, we sewed more on lol) Ghost gives me sound tech vibes so he's got that hard case backpack for carrying computers and components for on the fly fixes in tracks, sunglasses make sense for the bright ass stage lights, and he's got all those extension cords he's got to lug about. (If we had to carry big loops for cords, the easiest way is like a bandolier, so that's what I did for him.) Roach gives me lighting tech vibes so he's got one million pockets for things, gaff tape, electrical tape, and one of those pouches made for nails or screws that goes on the belt so nothing inside pokes you. Plus he's got a wrench (again, modeled how I did things with the fixed up handle for grip and carabineer attachment to belt for ease of carrying.) Gloves and masks make sense for handling equipment and not breathing in dust and I think Roaches glasses are more safety glasses than sunglasses like ghosts. Anyway sorry for rambling I just love being a technician and will talk forever.

[toomanywordsnllines]

Decided to participate on a College zine for valentine's day and used my pookie bears as my beloved muses 🥰🥰

They love each other so much my heart explodes everytime I look at em 😭😭😭

I don't celebrate it (besides loving my friends even more as a fuck you to the holiday) but happy Valentine's to those that do

[mossyroach]

Ghost: I'm never taking Roach to get bubble tea again.

Soap: Why?

Roach in the background, aggressively stabbing his straw through through the ice to try and get to the bobas in his otherwise empty cup: Release them! Release the bobas from jail!!

[hurrraaid]

There is no consistency in my art OR my mental health, ENJOY!

[roachs-pet-roach]

Gary 100% ends up sleeping in the most atrocious positions

im talking pillow under his ribs, simon’s thigh as his pillow, blankets balled up against his stomach, johnny cuddling him from behind