#soaproachghost

[mylarena]

roach keeps trying to confess to soap by straight up signing "I Love You" to him. soap doesnt get it solely bc hes seen roach sign it to ghost too and hes like "oh he must mean Love in a Friend Way i guess!" when he really, really doesnt. when he finds out that ghost and roach are actually in an established relationship, he briefly starts freaking the fuck out bc Fuck He Has A Crush On BOTH OF THEM and Theyre Already TAKEN. BY EACH OTHER. but then after he thinks for a moment. hes like. wait hold on roach. wait if he doesnt mean it in a friend way with ghost. why does he. is it a friend way with me? hold on.

and he ends up blurting out the question one day and roach just fucking giggles and is essentially just like. fucking finally you idiot

[toomanywordsnllines]

Hello I am alive (college is literally trying to kill me) However I bring some GRS with a baby!! Because it's been plaguing my mine like a grape on a microwave

[mossyroach]

Captain MacTavish: If i find out who sent me that fuckin' glitter bomb, I'll take them and hang them on the flagpole by their fucking ankles--

Roach and Ghost, suspiciously quiet, glancing at each other:

Captain MacTavish: There is glitter everywhere, I am literally SO ANGRY

Roach whispering to Ghost, nearly crying under his goggles from quiet laughter: do you think he knows?

Ghost, under his breath: he's gliterally clueless

[ftmsimonriley]

thinking a lot about how soaproachghost (as canon accurate as possible) would be a nightmare (affectionate)

roach is the most emotionally mature despite being the youngest by several years, dealing with a man with the self-awareness (outside of field capabilities) of a rock and another man who is constantly wrong move away from a breakdown. and both of them don't like each other that much

and he has to explain what poly is to soap (who is coming to terms with being gay at the ripe young age of 32)(was under the impression his innumerable homoerotic fantasies about price didn't count)("isn't that a mormon thing?" regarding polyamory) and for roach to bridge that Large gap of misunderstandings as quick as possible, "well it's like we're dating and ghost is our abused shelter dog."

only for soap to reply "...does this shelter take returns?" (<- ghost snatched his last pack of marlboro reds earlier that day)

[hurrraaid]

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up to date with tumblr so much lately! Work has been really hard, family wise it's not very harmonious and one of our ferrets is really unwell so it's just been hard to keep up. But here's a dump of everything I've done sfw wise for twitter

[fixfoxnox]

Roach: Did I see Ghost and Soap kiss before I passed out?

Price: probably, is that a problem? 🤨

Roach:...I don't know

Price: I won't let anyone who isn't open-minded on the 141

Roach: 😐 I'm not homophobic Captain, I'm jealous

[fortheloveofkonig]

I need more SoapRoach. Just SoapRoach

I love SoapGhost. I love GhostRoach. I even love SoapGhostRoach but I need more SoapRoach.

I read the journal, and the way Soap is like "He's so much like me ^^" and kinda being like "everything that goes wrong that has to deal with Roach is my fault" but him being like "Ghost was so fucking slow with his hacking"

I just love the dynamic so much bro

[yi3248]

the alphabet with soaproachghost

[eiraeths]

soap who loses his hearing and gets medically discharged. without the military he doesn’t know what to do without the structure he’s had for so long. he doesn’t realize it at first but he becomes detached from life. without sound, he feels disconnected from everything. ghost realizes the moment something shifts in soap’s behavior and it isn’t hard to connect its because of soap’s hearing loss. he contacts an old friend of his, roach, who also lost his hearing to teach soap bsl. at first, soap outright refused. he didn’t want things to change. overtime though, roach and soap grew closer. with ghost still active duty, he was gone for months at a time. ghost couldn’t help but feel jealous, maybe even a little replaced.

[roachs-pet-roach]

Gary 100% ends up sleeping in the most atrocious positions

im talking pillow under his ribs, simon’s thigh as his pillow, blankets balled up against his stomach, johnny cuddling him from behind

[anonmousegosqueak]

A nice Bug and Boo one that isn't at the expense of Soap. (Sorta NSFW?)

Simon noticed Roach when everyone else did. The man had practically jumped back into a burning building to save some important files. Price practically ripped a vocal cord in half when he was scolding him.

He noticed him more and more, Gary, his real name he later learned, had a cute head on his shoulders as Simon noticed in the showers. As well as other assets that led Simon to death glare at Johnny so he wouldn't laugh.

Fast forward a bit, and Simon and Gary get assigned a transport mission (I know nothing of the military, so have no clue if this is a real thing but just pretend!) It was supposed to be quick but the trucks engine broke down leaving them stranded for...how long did Price say? Oh yeah, like twelve hours...

Simon was decent at making bets, sometimes he lost, other times he won. And then he made the riskiest bet every on whim.

"Wish I brought something to pass the time..." Gary had mumbled, with his mask and helmet off. "We could make out." Ghost had responded, barely missing a beat.

Course he felt like the biggest idiot, they'd barely had five conversations, why in the hell would he say that!? He tongue fumbled, attempting to back track before Roach responded with a simple "Sure."

Turns out Simon wasn't the only one peeping in the showers. Safe to say they entertained themselves, content with the sore rears on both ends.

Side note: Price was unwillingly listening to them. He would rather shut it off, but it's gonna be on him if something happens to them and he wasn't able to warn the help arriving. On top of this Laswell walked in, leading to this convo:

Laswell: Hey, John I—*cut off by very obvious sex noises*

Price:...

Laswell: Price, are you listening to porn???

Price: Hoh, I wish I was listening to porn instead of these two horny fucks who are CLEARLY having a better time than I am!

Lmaoooo-

As I'm still recovering from that one ask you gave me, I'm making this a poly thing and making sure Soap gets love.

Poor Price though. He's just trying to do his job, now his boys are fucking in the back of a transport. He doesn't even bother to get embarrassed when Laswell comes in, he's literally like 'LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT!' meanwhile poor Laswell is a happily married lesbian who doesn't really wanna listen to two men have sex while technically on duty.

If only Price had a hot Russian pilot under his desk, am I right? >:3

Also yes, while it might seem like Ghost tops, they are literally switches and switch like the fucking switches they are.

Onto Soap appreciation-

I think one of the reasons he could barely hold back laughing in the showers is because while both these oblivious men are checking each other out and not realizing the feeling is mutual, Soap is literally in bed with both of them. He once had Simon moan out Roach's name (poor guy almost cried from guilt, Soap was just cackling his ass off). Also- after Cockroach and Spooky fuck a few times and make it official, Soap learns Ghost once moaned *Johnny's* name for Roach and had the same reaction. They both laughed over their poor pathetic boyfriend who is obviously whipped and cannot function. (And gave him lots of cuddles and reassurance)

Long story short, I giggled about how instead of a nice romantic first time or even a drunken night at the bar, it's just two idiots who are stranded and have been horny for each other for months.

[mylarena]

soap, laying in bed with both roach and ghost, having literally just fucked: haha that was fun boys. nice bonding activity haha!

roach, with his head laid on soaps chest, hand tracing patterns into his tit: yeah, we should do it again sometime.

soap: haha thatd be awesome! only if ghosts okay with it thought!

ghost, on his side facing soap, cradling his face and tenderly brushing back his hair: im more than okay with that, johnny. think you should sleep in here with us too.

soap: oh only if theres space for me here ha ha !

ghost: theres always room for you with us, johnny.

roach: we want you to be with us.

soap, tearing up: yeah! ok! thats cool bros yeah ill stay yeah aha

[toomanywordsnllines]

Decided to participate on a College zine for valentine's day and used my pookie bears as my beloved muses 🥰🥰

They love each other so much my heart explodes everytime I look at em 😭😭😭

I don't celebrate it (besides loving my friends even more as a fuck you to the holiday) but happy Valentine's to those that do

[mossyroach]

Ghost: I'm never taking Roach to get bubble tea again.

Soap: Why?

Roach in the background, aggressively stabbing his straw through through the ice to try and get to the bobas in his otherwise empty cup: Release them! Release the bobas from jail!!

[ftmsimonriley]

based on my stoner roach hc, he somehow gets ghost and soap to smoke with him. (sneak it on base, go off base, on leave???) and ghost is fine because it's probably the least concerning thing he's ingested and soap gets high and scared(tm) because he's good catholic military boy who has done no wrong except a few violent assault charges so it turns into basically a cuddle sess and they watch spongebob on roach's fucked up phone and the moment soap sobers up he's like "We will never mention this to anyone."

[hurrraaid]

There is no consistency in my art OR my mental health, ENJOY!