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doll3tt33 · 8 months

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tell me why now i’ve got jacob elordi flirting with me in front of stan LIKE WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE!!!! THE PLOT HAS BEEN LOST !!!!

WJEJEJWJ IM CRYING WAIT WHAT 😭😭😭😭

Didn’t you say you were watching frozen with Stan last time?? SO WHERE TF DID JACOB ELORDI COME FROM???? These crossovers are sending me I CANT

Ngl I thought I was the only one who liked to bring random ass characters into the rp, but mine were usually just other evan characters or evan himself CUZ WHY NOT.

BUT IM SORRY JACOB IS SO RANDOM

#ngl I’m kinda here for this???#now I wanna know if stan was gonna (STAN)D THE FUCK UP #sorry shit pun #anyways update me *sips tea*#moots <3

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dontcryminecraft · 1 year

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judge jury and execution-bur

#ahyes an original post #sorry shit pun #wilbur soot #qsmp #his ass will NOT be impartial but it'll be funny so

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the-pest1lence · 2 months

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Shoutout to my therapist who, after one session, let me rant about tma/tmagp and looked at me dead in the eye and asked, “Do you relate to Jon bc you also feel like everything that happened since x was your fault?”

Miss, I know it’s your job to analyse me but whyyyyyyy

#she also asked if I relate to Martin #bc of the whole family issues #I’m not gonna tell her about Malevolent yet #I will soon but holy shit-#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #the magnus pod #jon tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #jon the archivist #pest rants #I may talk more about her so I wanna make a tag #but also pun #SO I shall tag this:#therapest #(I’m so sorry)

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the-punforgiven · 7 months

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Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.

We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't

Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account

#I'm sorry to have to do this y'all ;-;#Idk what else to even do though #like this shabby little trailer we're looking at is like the second cheapest place in the entire town #we're getting kicked out of the first #the rent was dirt cheap due to the asbestos and ghosts and even then we could barely afford it lol #I wish I could offer emergency commissions or something but I've been so paralyzed by the stress of this whole situation #it's hard to do shit like draw and I'm afraid if I do the emergency commissions thing the stress'll just crush me #as if it hasn't been already lol #and I feel bad because there's like #so much more important shit in the world going on rn #and more important voices that need to be heard than mine #but also like #we need a place to live #y'know?#sorry for this again ;-;#pun's text posts #help

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letsmcfreackingloseit · 9 months

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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

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transparentgayprotector · 10 months

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Lazerus water is Poop water.

Okay hear me out.

Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?

Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.

Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?

Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.

That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.

Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.

Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.

The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.

When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.

Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).

Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.

That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.

Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.

Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.

They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.

Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.

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kindlythevoid · 4 months

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Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Next.

#not much?? happened in this chapter??#so yeah here are just a bunch of hashtag aesthetic pictures #oh shit i forgot about hashtags #yeah those might make an appearance in later chapters #we'll see tho #i'm only two days late woo hoo! XD #yeah may 8th may also be... l8 #bad pun sorry not sorry #kudos to whoever finds the secret story #sorry no recipe guys ):#for some reason we can't find any servants??#very distressing #anyway enjoy~#jonathan harker's insta #jonthan harker my boy #dracula #dracula daily #kiki does dracula daily

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catgirljaneway · 7 months

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Hey! Sorry for disappearing for a huge chunk there. Honestly, it will likely continue like this for a bit, school is kicking me in the stomach (mostly my own fault, i'm a terrible procrastinator) and I need to deal with that. Just letting y'all know I'm only dead spiritually! Live long and prosper nerds i'll be back

#personal #i want to eat my way through drywall frankly #dumbest girl in the world choses to do the International Bacculareate program because fucking WHY??? girl this isn't gonna matter to any jo #ever #you are torturing yourself for no reason #IB...more like IB suffering #i'm sorry about that pun #i crave the sweet release of sinking into a bog and letting the mud preserve me for future scientists #i could be 'bog girl' or some shit #that would be great frankly

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euphorbic · 6 months

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<sup>was</sup>?

#html shit post #pun-ishment #i am so sorry

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clearcutcasualty · 5 days

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Hrt that turns you into a warframe

#snips of shit #put the trans into transference this pun doesn’t make sense I’m sorry

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birdricks · 10 months

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normally i dont ever think abt nicknames or like “pet names” ig when it comes to pairings i like but i do truly in my heart believe rick is the type of person to end up calling bp by like 100 different cutesy names without even realising. like he’ll say smth as a joke once but like also serious. and bp always takes it in such a way that rick just keeps using it bc he feels like he can get away with it without being cringe or whatever

#GAY POST ‼️‼️‼️‼️ ok sorry i promise im done now for tonight #birdrick #i think its a funny juxtaposition to birdperson being like. ‘Rick Sanchez’ in the comics lolol #alsooo i think its rlly sweet like. bp not rlly having his own Real name #like birdperson is just a very basic descriptor #even basic nicknames like bp and pers give him some stronger form of identity #and then u can tie that into ricks whole deal w identity or whatever idk #but like veryyy personal nicknames based on his and ricks individual experiences together. thats the good shit #like they are names that bp can actually connect to. u knowwww #btw. pet names. oh i cant say im too embarrassed #mostly just like silly pokey bird pun relsted names. ducky sparrow songbird etc. lol #but also angel. is one rotating in my brain. FOR VARIOUS REASONS #that ones a bit too Hashtag Real tho. reserved for only the most gayass occasions #if this post is cringe no it isnt. and also i didnt post it you imagines it 💖

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aspparticune · 1 year

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#so how we doing after that Genloss finale #I am very not okay /pos #holy fucking hell #I am thoroughly losing my shit #mind blowing #yes that was a pun I’m not sorry #shfjgjsjajkfkfkskwjrjgokw #I can’t words that was too insane #so fucking good #oh my fucking god #ranboo #generation loss #generation loss finale #help

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the-punforgiven · 1 month

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I hate that people keep putting that guy from The Boys in memes, I've never seen the show but that guy's rancid vibes piss me off

#Sorry just scrolled past a picture of that guy and it ruined my good mood #idk shit about that show aside from that he's a villain #I also don't know who his actor is but I've got no beef with that guy #but the character he plays actively makes my day worse whenever I see him #pun's text posts

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ghost-leviathan · 2 years

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