#source : merlin bbc

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

In the marketplace

Arthur: This is where we were the day we fell in love.

Merlin: Arthur.

Arthur: The day you flirted with me for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

gwaine: i spy with my little eye something that starts with an ‘S’

percival: salt?

elyan: soup?

lancelot: a sword?

*arthur and merlin staring into each-others eyes during a feast*

leon, long-suffering, grabbing the jug from merlin: sexual tension.

[lilsjames]

Just, just... Just hold me. Please.

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[freakygirlie]

Merlin: I have magic

Arthur: This is going to ruin the tour

Merlin: ???

Arthur: The world tour

[lesbicosmos]

gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!

merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!

[wistfulvulpine]

For @merlintarotfest

3 Fyodor Pavlov Tarot + 1 The Citadel Oracle:

Knight of Wands - Ace of Swords - The Chariot - The Hunter

Also on AO3 for the Collection

[fools-and-perverts2]

Merlin: Don't worry! Gwaine and I are going to take great care of you. It's your turn to lean on us now! Arthur: *starts crying* Merlin: ...why are you crying? Arthur: BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE IN CHARGE AND THAT REALLY SCARES ME

[tongjaitongjai]

Merlin: I have been building Mordred’s trust for months with high-fives. Today I’m going to hit him with a ‘too slow’.

Merlin: Welcome to the real world, son.

Mordred, crying after being humiliated in front of all knights in Camelot by the too slow high-five: EMRYS CALLED ME SON. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Arthur: Be myself? Leon, I have one night to win over Hunith. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Lancelot: Couple weeks.

Elyan: Six months.

Gwaine: Jury’s still out.

Arthur: See, Leon? ‘Be myself’ what kind of garbage advice is that? First impressions are everything and I’m not Merlin!

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Bonus! Meanwhile, riding back to Camelot from Ealdor:

Merlin: I know you’re already planning on asking him to call you mum, but give it at least an hour after dinner. Just so it’s not too rushed or anything.

Hunith: Merlin, I’ve already met him. I knew you’d be wonderful together ten years before you did. And when it took you this long to confess, I don’t think rushing is something you’ll ever have to worry about.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

arthur, stoned out of his mind: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* you’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

dentist, so done: please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

[lilsjames]

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Just before going to another battle] Arthur: Merlin, I just- There's something... I love you. Merlin: Then we're in big trouble cause I love you too.

[sinivalkoista]

Game night: Lancelot and Gwen versus Merlin and Arthur

Arthur: If we lose, I'm cutting you out of my will.

Merlin: I was in your will???

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

Morgana: Where’s Gahalad?

Arthur: I, uh, lost him.

Merlin: [Walking in with dark eyebags] Then you better f***ing find him.