#source: apple

[gingerbreadfrosting]

お弁当に(◕‿◕✿簡単りんごの飾り切り

[shmlnbstrcnd]

This shot in Irving's forest nightmare... it's Helly's face made of the letters of EAGAN scrambled all over the screen... something about Irv and receiving messages from dreams...

[spittingoutthebloodandscreaming]

''America's post-Columbine nightmares''

[incorrect-cookierunxreader]

Candy Apple: Can we go out to get icecream?

Black Sapphire: Did you ask (Y/N)?

Candy Apple: They said no.

Black Sapphire: Then why did you ask me?

Candy Apple: They're not the boss of you.

Black Sapphire, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

[fionaapplerocks]

Fiona Apple

[nameless-sovereign]

Alastor, disgusted: you saved my life, I now owe you a life debt! This is awful!

Lucifer, filled with rage: get me a knife I'll stab you right now!

[genericpuff]

Ok ok, what about red apples? 🤨 (doing fanart and need her height, in apples. Don’t ask-)

let's start by picking a specific apple because a lot of different apple types are red, we'll go with one that's native to Greece, like Firiki Piliou-

unfortunately there's no average height of these things, instead we have average circumference which is between 14 and 18 cm

so let's make life a little easier for ourselves and assume that all the apples we're using to measure Kore have a circumference of 16cm

this gives us a radius of ~2.5cm, a diameter of ~5.10 cm, and a volume of ~69.15cm (nice)

unfortunately (but unsurprisingly) i'm terrible at actually doing math and don't remember jack shit about determining height of an object from circumference, sooo next step is to go on youtube and find an ELI5 explanation of how to do that-

aaand of course, all my high school trauma is coming back to me now, we gotta do some flip floppy shit with the equation, bet-

Kore is roughly 5"5, or 168 cm. Comparing that to the absurdly teeny height of the Firiki Piliou, we get our FINAL TOTAL-

DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF APPLES

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PICKED BIGGER APPLES, THIS HAS PROBABLY TOLD YOU NOTHING (BUT HEY AT LEAST NOW YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO CALCULATE IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO KNOW PERSEPHONE'S HEIGHT IN A SPECIFIC KIND OF APPLE LMAO)

THANKS ANON, THIS IS THE MOST MATH I'VE EVER HAD TO DO SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, THIS FANART BETTER BE WORTH IT /HJ

(i'm actually very much looking forward to whatever ur cooking up but i'm also incredibly confused and intrigued as to why you specifically needed apples for scale fjdkalsfjdaskl but i guess we'll find out ???)

[papermariosuggestion]

[gingerbreadfrosting]

「フジフランス」の、リンゴ型スイーツ「約束のりんご」✨

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Reminding everyone that Black Sapphire Cookie doesn't just annoy Candy Apple Cookie because it's fun. He annoys her because she gets lonely when Shadow Milk Cookie is gone, and Black Sapphire Cookie annoying her is a great distraction

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Tango, reading chat: 'You can craft netherrack in Create-' I don't think you can. I don't think you can.

*a pause, as Tango searches netherrack in the blocks on the sidebar*

Tango: Yeah. You can turn netherrack into... netherrack. If you- If you use the mansory bench, you can turn netherrack into netherrack, so. Keep that in mind. There's always that option.

[veryphi]

So like- Jason's eyes apparently turn lazarus pit green when experiencing pit rage.

Sleep deprived Tim Drake seeing it: That's so brat.

[incorrect-cookierunxreader]

*(Y/N) and Candy Apple texting*

Candy Apple: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

(Y/N): Isn't Black Sapphire there?

Candy Apple: Yes but I like you more.

[eahsayswhat]

I love how authoritative Apple looks moments before her brain catches up with her mouth. Cue the flustered mess in 3...2...1...

Happy Pride, everybody!

[mushroomybee]

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