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I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

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Class 1-A: *talking about Quirks*

Kaminari: yeah, I got my quirk mostly from my mom! What'd your mom give you, Midoriya?

Midoriya:

Midoriya: ...Anxiety, Kaminari.

Midoriya: She gave me anxiety.

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GUESS WHO's FUCKING SOBBING HAHA

“We were like this too, once”

Thank u so much for all the re blogs and likes🫶🏼🫶🏼

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God feigning humanity and human feigning divinity

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LEGACIES UPDATE- *faints*

I am so so so so so so happy about this and i'm going to read the whole fic again tonight during enrichment time before bed 🥰‼️

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UHM???? I just read your latest response to that one wonderful ask- MISTKI AS ALICENT's VOICE CLAIM AND FIONA APPLE AS RHAENYRA's????

IM DEAD. IM GONE, ACTUALLY- AMAZING. SHOWSTOPPING. YOU ARE A GENIUS.

JUST- What is the you think is the MOST MITSKI song that represents Alicent? and what mitski song would count as something she released before her career stopped because of the Viserys thing???

heheh happy to know that the rhaenicent voice claims resonate with people 🤎

no but the mitski song that represents current legacies alicent the most to me? ‘a burning hill’. she’s mostly been a passenger to her traumas and constantly catering to the people in her life. now she’s finally learning to live for herself but what does that really mean? cue the rhaenicent sequel baby!

as for alicent’s music career, i mentioned in legacies that luke listens to her eps/unreleased songs leaked online. those are probs the real tracks alicent wrote and worked on personally so think: ‘class of 2013’, ‘brand new city’, and ‘liquid smooth’. but the actual mainstream and only album viserys and otto manufactured was a religious one. think like soft christian rock. all written for her and just this really polished persona, hence the ‘singing sweetheart’ nickname. so when aemond thinks ‘oh she killed her career in order to raise us’, alicent’s artistry was never respected or seen so she never felt the loss everyone is talking about.

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"Can't Catch Me Now"

I would like to thank Olivia Rodrigo for blessing us with the song “Can’t catch me now” because it is literally the most perfect song for fics <33

…. ok NOW THINK ABOUT THIS SONG WITH LUCEMOND IN MIND. 

It is absolutely fucking perfect and fits them so well when it comes to the aftermath of Storm’s End. 

(More thoughts after the cut)

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“But I'm in the trees, I'm in the breeze

My footsteps on the ground

You'll see my face in every place

But you can't catch me now”

^^ This is!! I’ve always wanted an Aemond who is absolutely haunted by the ghost of Lucerys. An Aemond who’s being branded as a kinslayer, who is seeing the face of the boy he’s been obsessed with for most of his life, EVERYWHERE. Everyone is dealing with the endless back and forth of revenge and the repercussions of the war that was fully ignited after Luke’s death, and Aemond is GOING THROUGH IT. Now think about Aemond being confused and hysterical because he thought he wanted it, but now after killing luke?? EVERYTHING is a clusterfuck of problems (it always has been but now it’s more fucked) and HE’S NOT SATISFIED. 

The fact that he also had that thing with Alys- ALYS WHO APPARENTLY KIND OF LOOKS LIKE LUKE- (how tf can you explain this Aemond? HOW?) 

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“You can't, you can't catch me now

I'm comin' like a storm into your town

You can't, you can't catch me now

I'm higher than the hopes that you brought down”

I heard storm and immediately thought of Lucerys and Storm’s End/Shipbreaker Bay- But en e ways I interpret this verse as Luke, in death, saying “You can’t catch me now” to Aemond. That no matter what, he’s gone now, he’s one with the wind and gone with the storm. 

It doesn’t matter if Aemond regrets it, doesn’t matter if he asks for forgiveness. Even if he doesn’t regret it, this event is branded on him (Kinslayer), and he’ll never be able to get rid of it, it is attached to him. It does not matter if he desperately wants Luke back, it does not matter that he sees Lucerys everywhere. 

“I’m higher than the hopes that you brought down” is so perfect because Luke’s death fully ignited the war (A war of fire and blood), it brought the Blacks down, his death consumed Rhaenyra with grief. It brings the message to Aemond that the war is here, you tipped it, now deal with it.

Aemond will always be haunted by Lucerys, he’ll always be obsessed, HE’LL ALWAYS SEEK HIM OUT. 

— But he can’t, not anymore. He will never be able to catch him now. 

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“Yeah, sometimes the fire you founded

Don't burn the way you'd expect

Yeah, you thought that this was the end”

This literally can be interpreted as Aemond dealing with the aftermath!!  Him thinking his debt was payed and he’s supposed to be satisfied with his revenge, BUT HE’S NOT. He’s always been obsessed with Lucerys, and now that the boy is gone and he’s still restless? NOW THAT HE FEELS HOLLOW? NOW WHAT?

(I just seriously want to see Aemond go fucking insane and crazy after killing Lucerys and I want him to be haunted by what he’s done to MY SWEET BOY.)

En e ways <333 (I have a fic rec for this)

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One of my most favorite inside jokes (kinda) in the HOTD fandom, especially in fics, is when everyone just COLLECTIVELY DOES NOT REMEMBER DAERON's EXISTENCE 😭😭😭

Like when they hear "Alicent's children" everyone would just automatically think about Aegon, Helaena, and Aemond- BUT WILL ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT DAERON AND IT IS SO HILARIOUS TO ME-

The amount of fanfics where Daeron is just:🧍 and his family is just: OH SHIT WE FORGOT ABOUT DAERON AGAIN LMAO

AND THE RUMOR ABOUT HIM BEING CUT OUT OF THE SHOW MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER-

I 100% believe that the show writers just forgot about him and now they cannot find a way to insert him-

WATCH THIS BOY POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND EVERYONE WILL JUST BE LIKE:

????? who tf are you?????

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*Someone mentions daeron*

Every HOTD character ever, even his siblings: Daeron who?????

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Godless Citizens UPDATE OMG THIS IS NOT A DRILL- IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVE HOTD(lucemond) FICS EVER

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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not

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The feeling of finishing a fic and going feral over it because of how good it is- BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ANOTHER PERSON ABOUT IT?? BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO SHARES THE SAME INTEREST?? OR FANDOM?? OR SHIP???

And when I try to go to tumblr for more contents of said fic, I can't find anything???

DYING- HOW TF CAN I EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE??? I JUST WANT TO SCREAM ABOUT THE PERFECTION OF FANFICTION

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i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

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"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

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No 'cause I was DEVASTATED

Me: I’m not going to get attached to ANYONE cause it’s GoT.

Also me: *gets overly attached to Luke*

Me during the finale:

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has this been done before?

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Do you ever have that moment of horror when you realise you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of a ship and you’re like “oh fuck I know exactly what I will be doing at 3am for the next three months (or years)” or are you normal?