#source: dracula

[jane-of-almost-all-trades]

Jimmy, to Lalo: You’re a monster!

Lalo: And you are a lawyer. Nobody’s perfect.

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Memnock: XR4Ti, what I have to tell you is so queer that you must not laugh at me or at my husband.

[aaf-incorrect-quotes]

The Entity: I found a kitten today.

The Entity: And by 'kitten' I mean 'person' and by 'found' I mean 'killed'.

The Entity: I found a lot of kittens today.

The Beta Tester: you need help

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Le luckiest man who walks on zees earth ees ze one who finds... true love.

Pepe le Pew to Shameless O'Scanty

[marghen]

Dracula Character Headcanons-- John "Jack" Seward

[caspercryptid]

Hello everyone I am so unbelievably pissed about the NaNoWriMo situation that i'm going to take my massive stack of writing and craft books and my English degree and channel all my rage into making an email newsletter to send craft-oriented writing prompts and tips during the month of November. Say No to NaNoWriMo, but yes to WriMo. You get it.

I'm not going to make this have the same goals as Nanowrimo-- I'm not reskinning it but less ableist, I just really think having a whole month where people focused on their work is pretty cool and I want to keep up that spirit. This is going to be informal and run by Just Me, though I'll make a discord server if it's clear there's interest. Direct questions to @nowrimomo , which I literally just made and so will look like a skeleton currently.

I'm going to include prompts from various professional sources with options for Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, and Fanfic, so everybody can get in on this. It doesn't matter what you write, but we should all Write More.

[libraryspectre]

We need the original dracula to become more popular outside of just tumblr because texans would LOVE quincey p. morris. If the average texan knew the original dracula had a real cowboy from texas who was on the count-killing team they would riot every time he was cut from an adaptation. He could be an icon.

[cry-ptidd]

Me and my white-haired gothic heroine final girl meow meow du jour king Jonathan Harker

[argyleheir]

Claes Bang as Dracula and John Heffernan as Jonathan Harker in Dracula (2020)

[fore-seer]

[reddove18]

[younggothics]

Dracula moodboard 🩸🥀

Picture source: Pinterest

[incorrectdracula2020quotes]

[variksel]

taz v. dracula side effects: having the "oh yeah theyre fucking. To Me" thought about dracula and goddamn frankenstein

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

(I meant Drac, shit. How does Drac feel about being in Dead By Daylight?)

Dracula, sitting in his throne room, scrolling on his phone: It does not take forty goddamn minutes to deliver a bean burrito.

*Ash Williams and Laurie Strode burst into his Throne Room*

Dracula: Oh cool! Dinner and a show! *tosses his phone away* Suck it uber eats, get your game up.

Ash: Is this the vamp, Laurie?

Laurie: What? No, Ash, we're supposed to be in a DIFFERENT Castle hunting a DIFFERENT guy with black and red robes on.

Dracula: Is vamp meant to be some kind of slur? Cause I can think of like ten better ones right off the bat.

Ash: So, how do you wanna do this? You rush him and I take him from the side?

Laurie: Why do I always have to be the one to rush the monster?! You're the one with the Chainsaw Hand!

Dracula: I'm being very polite. I'm being very polite allowing this conversation to continue.

Ash: Look, the entity left me in charge-

Laurie: Oh, here we go! Mister older and wiser as if he could ever hold down a-

*they bicker longer as Dracula sighs and stands up*

Dracula: Aaaaaaadd times up *claps his hands, silencing them* So tell me kids! How exactly were you planning on getting rid of me?

Ash: The only way anyone can gank a vamp. *revs his chainsaw*

Laurie: By taking their head off. *brandishes knife*

Dracula: Ah, well, that's step one? What about two through ten?

Ash: ...

Laurie: ...Come again?

Dracula: Let me ask you something, kids. *Andrew W.K.'s Ready to die starts playing over the castle loudspeakers as Dracula prepares to go on a very enthusiastic walk* Do you know why I keep my door unlocked?

Ash: Uh...

Dracula: So I can let in foolish little children with daddy issues to come on in. *draws sword* Call me the DUMBEST slur I've ever heard in my life! And allow me to cancel my Uber Eats.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/@LampLeg

[liv45no]

Thomas, accepting a prize for a discovery: I want to thank my beautiful wife Audrey Rose, her uncle doctor Jonathan Wadsworth, my sister and her wi- very good friend, Miss Harvey and of course myself.

Thomas: NO THANKS to Mephistopheles whatever-your-last-name-is. I know where you live. In your big carnival on some fancy boat. You better watch your ass