#source: euphoria

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Tequila makes me aggressive

Ben: Ugh tequila makes me want to dance

Richie: I uh, I one time took like, 10 Vicodin and drank an entire thing of tequila and then blacked out for 3 days. But while blacked out I still did things, went to school and did homework and stuff. Was really weird

The losers: …

Bev: Well, baby, let's not do that tonight

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Tequila makes me aggressive.

Kate: Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Wade: I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still killed people and shit. It was really weird.

Sam: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I have faith in you, Ruby.

Ruby: Why?

Weiss: I don't know, I just do.

[terry-perry]

okay so yeah after reading your last one shot I can see why alastor fell for carmine!reader 😆

loving the series so far please keep it up! 🙏❤️

For this, I’d like to paraphrase a quote from Euphoria:

“Part of the reason Alastor loved Y/N as much as he did is because she was loyal, but it’s also what scared the living shit out of him. If anyone crossed her, she’d bury them.”

He’s seen her do hits for her family’s business and she’s even let him be involved with a few of them, as we saw. She's not as serious as her mother but has moments where she's just as cold, calculative, and protective. Because he'd seen this firsthand, part of Alastor feared what she'd do if she found out he was using her. (Un)Luckily for him, she was too heartbroken to seek revenge.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Nancy: How many people have you slept with since we broke up?

Robin: He doesn’t wanna answer that question ‘cause he’s kind of a whore.

Steve: A whore?!

Robin: Sorry. Slut. He’s a slut.

[meanautisticenbian]

Jake, talking about Tom: when I first met him I was like, immediately in love Aiden: in love? Jake: yeah when you say it out loud it kinda sounds small Aiden: what’s a bigger feeling than love? Jake: loss

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Adam: (reading Mary Shelley because he was bored) … Wait, is this fucking book about me?

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie: [answering the phone] Hey.

Biana: What's up?

Sophie: Uh, just depressed in the bath.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Elisabeth: Do you ever feel stupid?

Edgar: Yes, I did. And then I just chose not to feel stupid… 90% of life is confidence, and the thing about confidence is that no one knows if it's real or not.

[barclaysangel]

Junior, in the midst of a manic episode: YOU DON'T HAVE TO, I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT! *storms out of the room*

Jake, blinking a few times: ...oh he needs a FUCKING exorcism!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Minsc: I've got an idea!

Dynaheir: Should I be concerned?

[chenfordswopez]

*After finding about Leia and Nate*

Nikki (yelling): You fuck my ex, and you’re fucking crying? Are you fucking kidding me?

[keighthundred]

NGL it's kinda crazy that people think there's no possible way Rain could be trans when there's literally a bit in canon ward about him wearing a dysphoria hoodie and refusing to look at his own body in the mirror

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Can I ask you a question? Why don't you kiss-kiss me?

Ruby: Oh um, do you uh, want me to kiss-kiss you?

Weiss: I want you... to want to kiss me so bad that you don't even have to ask.

[blueeyedheizer]

cassie howard.

2024 and forward...

☁️ = nsfw | 🌀 = sfw

m a s t e r l i s t . . .

going down on cassie while she's on the phone ☁️

cassie flirting with someone else to rile you up ☁️

cheating on maddy with cassie ☁️

meeting at a party ☁️

fighting and making up ☁️

eating cassie out in the janitors closet ☁️

cassie cheats on you 🌀

comforting cassie after taking her home from the gas station. 🌀

arguing with cassie over maddy (platonic! brother!reader) 🌀

cassie rides your thigh in the jacuzzi ☁️

cassie with a reader that flirts with everyone ☁️

dom! cassie ☁️

dom! cassie (follow up) ☁️

date night 🌀

sneaking into cassie's room 🌀

thinking you're not good enough for cassie 🌀

sexting ☁️

lovers to enemies - cassie cheats ☁️

nsfw alphabet (male reader) ☁️

baking with cassie 🌀

cassie with a sweet gf who likes kittens 🌀

fingering + eating cassie out during your break at work ☁️

doing homework with cassie ☁️

cassie hooking up with maddy's brother ☁️ (male reader)

secretly dating 🌀

meeting you on a dating app ☁️

cassie with a breeding kink ☁️

eating cassie out while she's on the phone with maddy ☁️

p r e v i o u s m a s t e r l i s t . . .

multi links

[hawkinsincorrect]

Dustin: Do you ever feel stupid?

Steve: Yeah, I did. And then I just chose not to feel stupid... 90% of life is confidence, and the thing about confidence is that no one knows if it's real or not.