#source: incorrect teenwolf quotes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: YOU MOTHERFUCKER Stiles: Ah! Derek! Derek: What the hell are you doing telling everyone we're a gay couple?! Stiles: Ah, heard that through the grapevine didja

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[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Xigbar: what’s it like dating Marluxia?

Vexen: one time, he asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong

[ask-stiles-and-pack]

Stiles: how many people can i have to kill until it becomes illegal?

Sheriff: one. One person.

Stiles: …are you sure?

[jasonpetertoddx]

Bruce, after a new haircut: Jason, does my hair look weird to you?

Jason: I mean, come on Bruce, someone your age should be glad they still have hair to cut.

Bruce:

Roy: Bruce, I think you look great

Bruce: Why, thank you, kid I should have adopted instead.

[acerbicanimagus]

Next up in: the real reasons why Voldemort killed Snape

Voldemort: you lied to me, Severus

Snape: well, that depends on how you define lying, my lord

Voldemort: i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?

Snape:

Snape: reclining your body in a horizontal position?

[screamxqueenx94]

Derek: You really need to stop flirting with every woman you see

Stiles: I don't just flirt with every woman... I flirt with every man to

@write-it-motherfuckers

[fade-and-loathing-in-thedas]

Aveline: You lied to me!

Hawke: That depends on how you define lying.

Aveline: I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?

Hawke: ... Reclining your body... In a horizontal position.

[animemilkbags]

Scott: I’m cold

Issac:here take my scarf

Stiles: I’m kinda cold too Derek

Derek:*claws coming out* alright I’ll fight the weather

[cyborg-martyr-wolf-monarch]

Wolf: We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come. 

Iko: We had to. There’s safety in numbers. 

Wolf: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Iko. It’s called a massacre. 

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: *breathes*

Stiles: Flawless, fantastic, incredible, show stopping

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Chris: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Derek: …I was hungry.

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Jackson: Uhh.. Eli just asked if we want to…“Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Stiles, not even looking up: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.

Jackson: Oh, that makes more sense.

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[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Stiles: Derek: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? Stiles: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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[acerbicanimagus]

Moody: you think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Snape: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid

[acerbicanimagus]

Snape: they found a body

McGonagall, gasping: a dead body??!

Snape: no, a body of water. yes, a dead body!

[ask-stiles-and-pack]

Jackson: Listen, long distance relationships never work out. Just look at my boyfriend back in Europe.

Scott: you have a boyfriend in Europe?

Jackson: no, don't you listen? Long distance relationships never work out.