#speaking: ace

[ask-ashs-postflorpus]

(A THEORETICAL!! totally not inspired by any asks ive been sent whaat noo)

what would happen if echo put on some irken's pak? (like ace's, or zim's??)

ahhhhh,,,, I dunno xD

DO NOT TOUCH MY PAK

yea prolly not a good idea lol

like we'd both b dead in like ten minutes

ah 0_o

[acetier]

queen sonia my beloved <333

[arxcii]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse (wherein you say something interestingly sus)

[flyingbunniesart]

Soooooooo I watched Legally blonde recently..

[heehoothefool]

"Are cishet ace/aro men queer" holy fuck you people are just awful huh. Really just showing that we haven't moved past the Basically Straight ideology.

As a cisgender, heteroromantic ace individual myself, allow me to tell you a little bit about myself.

I spent most of my life wondering what was wrong with me. I knew very quickly that many of the people who confessed their love for me would not want me the moment they found out I was averse to sex. I would daydream of various men I'd had crushes on over the years spending time with me in ways I was comfortable, but rarely did I confess my feelings because a simple saying rang in my ears.

"You'll never find a man who will love you without sex."

And the people in my Instagram DMs who would call me baby and then ghost me after they figured out the flag in my profile picture spoke volumes to that. I was only desirable because I was physically attractive. No one wanted to love my personality, not if they couldn't also fuck me. It just wasn't an option.

I have been ostracized. I have been told I don't belong. The straight community does not want me because I do not actively desire sex. The very people you're trying to lump me in with because I'm "basically straight" will not claim me because I am not like them.

I am The Other. I am Less Than. I am Strange. I am Queer.

A person born male, who identifies as a man, and is attracted to women exclusively but only in one way (romantic) or the other (sexual) is queer.

That is a man who either does not desire sex, and is therefore Not Really A Man by society's gender standards and expectations, or does not desire a romantic relationship/wife/girlfriend and is called a manwhore dirtbag who sleeps around or is asked eternally by family and maybe partners who don't get it When He's Going To Get Married.

To be straight requires you to identify with your gender assigned at birth, to feel romantic attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, to feel sexual attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, and to only desire monogamy in that relationship.

A man, born a man, who is not romantically attracted women, but sexually attracted to them, is not straight.

A man, born a man, who is romantically attracted to women, but not sexually attracted to women, is not straight.

There is no debate. Yes, even the Demisexuals and Demiromantics. Yes, even the ones who are capable of feeling these things only under the right conditions.

They're all queer. Every single one. Because they deviate from the idea that Every Man Wants To Fuck A Woman And Be A Loving Husband By Default.

If you disagree with any part of this post get the fuck off my blog. If you try to start shit in the notes or in my asks you're getting blocked.

We're here. We're queer. Fucking deal with it.

[homosexualanarchy]

tumblr the second the clock hits midnight on december 24th

[fwob]

explain why in the tags :) pretty please rb

[burnttoastlife]

Every day I think about gamer Kristoph. This entire official art is great. Klavier is being a pretty boy, Apollo is intense, Trucy has that autistic stare, Ema is rage quitting in the background… but Gamer Kristoph REALLY gets me.

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

me trying to figure out vault 33's experiment alongside norm and chet:

[doctorsiren]

Do you think Japanifornia is an independent country or a state? Do you think there's a Chinnecticut or a Koreatucky?

I think it’s a state and I think San Fransokyo from Big Hero 6 exists in it

ALSO CHINNECTICUT AND KOREATUCKY THOSE ARE SO FUNNY YEAH WHY NOT

[growing-past-me]

I’ve said worse things to my parents as a sign of love. Get the fuck over yourself.

[ask-ashs-postflorpus]

hey im pretty sure one of you are the guys who set those ridiculous records at the arcade (VOXELROT.) and destroyed a cabinet or something??? what the hell happened

(if that wasnt you guys then do you go on arcade trips?)

LOL ya i took everyone to a space arcade once and shit got wild. idk if thats what ur referring to because. alternate universes and stuff

it wuz fun xD

tbh those were kinda easy to beat, but they were new games to me

you guys are fucking insane.

but yea sometimes we do go on arcade trips on other planets

i do kinda have to stay undercover tho bc im a wanted fugitive on irk

[yourfavisamilf]

Shoutout to all the milfs and milf lovers on the asexual spectrum!

~Your favorite aegosexual milf connoisseur

[jupiter-descending]

when you’re playing aa and they mention rifling marks

[chilwind]

you don't need context just look at this miles you should add your lovely additions to the collection [ADDITIONS IN REBLOGS. GO CHECK IT OUT!]

[akairokara]

shu takumi, natural genius at writing old man yaoi