#ssssshhh no. no I did not.

[yorshie]

Me when I cause chaos.

[mlm-writer]

Pleasure is Mine (Aaravos x GN!Reader)

Pairing: Dom!Aaravos x Small!Sub!Gender Neutral Reader Rating: Explicit Words: 717 POV: Second Summary: Aaravos uses his magic to make you go above and beyond in the bedroom. Note: For the prompt ‘crying during sex’.  See my kinktober 2022 masterlist here. Ssssshhh I am not late. Tags: crying during sex, blacking out, hint of size kink, gentle (?) domination, overstimulation and dirty talk

If he wanted, he could hold all the power of the world in the palm of his hand, but it would still not be able to compare to the power he held over you. Your legs were burning, but your body was no longer your own and you kept riding him at a steady pace. His eyes pierced through your soul as he watched you suffer for his pleasure. “Aaravos, please have mercy,” you whined, your hole almost as sore as your legs. 

He hummed disapprovingly. With a wave of his hand, you found your body riding him more vigorously with your hands crossed behind your back. You cried out in pain and pleasure, begging him to slow down, but he just laid there, smirking up at you, as if he was not feeling a thing. 

Tears streamed down your face by the time Aaravos let your body rest. The spell was broken and you fell down onto his body in exhaustion. His cock slipped out of you and he lifted you up. The elf placed you on the bed. You stared up at him, unable to stop your crying. His large hands cupped your face and his thumbs smeared the tears out. “You look exquisite like this, my little pet,” he hummed, before spreading your legs again. “You’re in so much pain and yet, you want to keep going to please me. You know your pleasure is mine.” 

Your chest was rising and falling rapidly. He was going to fuck you again and even if you could stop him, you did not want to. Until he filled you up, there was no true satisfaction. 

Aaravos put your legs around his waist and reentered you. You didn't know if it was you getting used to having his huge cock inside you or some other spell he put you under, but it did not hurt as much as you feared. In fact, it was pleasurable. It felt so good. It felt a little too good. Only a few thrusts in and you were cumming. Your eyes went wide as saucers and you stared at Aaravos in surprise. His smirk was all-telling. 

The pleasure did not stop. It stayed high like a never-ending peak, feeling like a never-ending orgasm. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, body shaking like you were possessed. You screamed, not sure yourself what words were coming out of your mouth, but they encouraged the elf to fuck you harder, deeper. It was all so much; your entire body felt overstimulated and tears fell out of your eyes again. "That's a good little pet. Cry for me. Keep doing that. Give me your pleasure" 

You nodded as you squeezed your eyes closed. Behind your eyelids the world consisted of eigengrau and every word uttered by the elf on top of you. That was until it all turned to black and you could no longer hear him. 

When you opened your eyes again, you found yourself wrapped in a blanket and in Aaravos’ lap, while his magic held up a book for him to read. “Welcome back, darling,” he mused as the book closed itself and flew back to the shelf where it came from. The hearth fire warmed your face and placed a purple glow on Aaravos’ face. “You blacked out on me there, are you all right?” He caressed your face, voice soothing and silky smooth. 

“I… I don’t know,” you answered honestly, not feeling your body yet. Aaravos hummed in reply and stood up, carrying you bridal style to a glittering bathtub. He removed your blanket and you held onto him tightly, making him chuckle. 

“Do not worry, my little one. I have no intention of leaving you alone.”  He kissed the top of your head and stepped into the tub. He sat down, never letting go and allowing your body to slowly submerge into the warm water. You sighed in relief, not realising how tense you had been until you relaxed in the water. 

With some help, you managed to sit down between Aaravos’ legs, relaxing with your back against his chest as his hands ran over your body, both cleaning and massaging you. “Thank you,” you sighed. 

Aaravos kissed the side of your head. “The pleasure is all mine.” 

[carols-writting]

HOW SUN WUKONG, MACAQUE AND MK REACT TO A QUIET BUT TALKATIVE READER

fluffy + romantic/platonic

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scenario: reader is usually quiet w people they arent close to. but when is in a conversation of something they like or talking to someone they feel close w, they are talkative. they still feel bad for talking a lot tho :T

reader: they/them pronouns used, no physical appearance established, not a request

warnings: insecurity w talking too much

authors note: reader is so me fr fr. maybe is trauma... or im just autistic :P /hj

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SUN WUKONG

MACAQUE

- he gets it. mf is centuries without proper communication

- plus hes scared of people, especially a lot of them

- so when he noticed how quiet and closed about ur feelings u are, he is totally ok w it!

- and he was slighty curious about u, but not enough to try to actually have long conversations

- i dont think hes currently much interested in any communication w strangers, to be honest

- tho, one day he acidently touched in a topic u are passionate about

- and BOOM.

- it was like a bomb exploding ur imaginary walls

- he didnt mind one bit, he was just suprised by how talkative a quiet person can be!!1!

- he didnt see someone so passionate of something for a while other than MK (isolation blink blink), so he is actually interested on hearing u

- then when u stop to talk and immediately apologise OR interrupt yourself to apologise, hes like- nuh uh

- "ah- sorry for talking so much" "uh? but i dont mind at all"

- you smiled, dont lie to yourself, even tho it was in ur imagination

- anyway, when yall get closer (in any relationship u prefer), he purposely touch in subjects he knows u will talk for minutes

- even the weirdest. like death, a weird and silly animal or a chair

- im actually curious if u are passionate about chairs

- no, actually. is how it is built? the material? the history? ... how... u sit in it...? are you passionate because humans was so smart to build it? cause same, best human invention fr fr

- ANYWAY. he dosent mind at all and is just glad that u are happy

- i feel like hes very curious and passionate about animals facts, food (facts and taste/smell) and smart humans inventions (like wifi or machines)

- so he would ask u a extra number of questions if u talk about those things

- also would infodump about those things if gave the opportunity

- also loves when u infodump about ur day, its sweet

- he tries to dump about his too, but... he dosent think its too exciting

- still does if u ask tho!

MK

- he also gets it.

- hes illegal in 9643 countries

- the last time he counted was 200 years ago, he dosent know how the number is now.

- ok, but seriously, he steals and love to bother others

- i dont think many people wanted to interact w him

- not like he wants either

- so he can freely annoy people and people dont talk to him. its a win-win

- anyway, he likes how chill u are

- someone matching his quiet energy isnt so bad

- but then, one day he poke the subject you love

- aaand you talked for minutes

- and he didnt minded at all.

- i mean, watch people being passionate doing their own thing is a thing (im reviewing this post and thats such a confusing phrase) (i mean that "watching someone be passionate w someone else is a thing")

- now- someone TALKING to u while being passionate is another

- he finally felt like he did someone happy happy happy

- so... he kinda likes the feeling (ssssshhh tho)

- apologises? NO.

- "ah- im sorry about talking too mu-" "shut up." "..." "now keep talking about ur thing"

- it was kinda sweet ngl

- when yall get closer (in any way u would like), he also poke random topics until he finds ur trigger to talk

- and hes very happy when it works

- and listen to u w arms crossed and w a grumpy face, but when u finish talking, he ask questions so he can hear u again

- he wanting to know it or not

- STOP BEING SO SWEET MONKEY MAN.

- me thinks. blink blink. he is passionate about history (in general, even of a chair. again, i woudnt mind at all someone tell me about the great chairs history), crimes documentaries (he loves to make fun of and insult the killers who are actually a horrible person) and smart human inventions (again, like wifi and machines)

- he also would be extra interested in ur talking if u talked about those things

- hey hey... he is autistic too... he will infodump about those things... dont tell anyone. wink wink

- he dosent start to talk about his special interests, u will have to touch the topic first

- and also will interrupt himself to say "but, anyway... ... ..."

- just say "continue what u was saying" and he will feel all fuzzy >w<

- and then he continues :3

- after a year or two, he will stop to interrupt himself to stop his infodump

- loves when u infodump about ur day

- literally about anything, he just want to hear ur voice

- will talk about his in return, but wouldnt give a lot of details

- redson isnt so different from u, somehow

- plus hes also VERY passionate by some stuff

- so- dont worry, my dear, no judgments here

- psssst... autism and ADHD... ssshhhh

- actually, mf is the last person u would expect a judgment for silly things

- when he touches a topic u are passionate about

- and u start to rant

- he just hears, making some amused or suprised faces

- somes genuines "oh!" and "ah!"

- he dosent like when hes interrupted a lot when hes rating, so he tries his best to not interrupt A LOT

- but its still kinda hard, he have fish brain! HE DOSENT REMEMBER HIS QUESTIONS WHEN GIVEN TGE OPPORTUNITY TO QUESTION!!!!1! ARRRRGH

- but he kinda succeeds in it

- kinda.

- but he tried, so its ok

- mwa mwa for u, MK /p

- anyway... he dosent mind at all!!1!

- he acidently comforts u too

- u was going to apologise after seconds of silence and a question appear in his mind

- "im so s-" "why u like it? no judgment!!1! just- how u got into it"

- bro is such a cutie >w<

- close to u or not, will poke topics u love

- but will do more often when yall are closer (in any way u would like)

- passionate about JTTW, chinese gods, demons, animation, drawings, books w drawings and little text, plushies, toys, collections of anything (even tho hes scared of it, he finds it cool) and- ... he have a lot of passions.

- everytime yall talk about ur passions, he starts one of his own

- its like yall are trading knowledge w each other <333

- loves u, and ur passions are a part of u, so he loves it too!!!1!

- loves when u infodump about ur day

- literally about ANYTHING

- even the weirdest, useless or disgusting information

- also will tell his in return

- but w A LOT of details

- even the weirdest, useless or disgusting information

[crazyf0rswayze]

Johnny x Tae: Parents pt10

Warnings: making out, moaning, touching, mentions of smut

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It was later in the day after Tae had woken back up. Her parents were at a therapy session for her dad, she found out as she walked into her home with Johnny. They were hand in hand as she led him to her room. Tae sat in her bed, and Johnny sat in her swivel chair.

"C'mere" Tae said patting next to her in the bed.

Johnny sat down next to her. Then she made a move. She cupped Johnny's cheek with one of her hands and started to kiss him. Her tongue licked his lips, asking for entry, and Johnny granted it. They went on like this for about a minute before pulling away from each other for breath. After a few puffs of air, Johnny couldn't wait any longer. He smashed his lips into Tae's causing her to gasp. The gasp allowed easy access into her mouth. Johnny started to let his hands roam. They went up and down Tae's sides, tracing her curves. They went down to her thighs, as he squeezed them

"Mmmhhmmmm" Tae moaned before pulling away.

Johnny quickly took his hands away from her, scared that he did something wrong

"Was I too touchy? I can stop if you'd like me to." Johnny asked worriedly

"Gosh no Johnny, i-i loved it actually. I just needed some air" Tae responded

After a little bit of breath-catching, Johnny hesitantly leaned back in.

Johnny's hands roamed up and down Tae's sides again, and then rested for a little bit on her thighs. Then they started back up again, and his thumbs when over her stomach, stopping and going back down when they got close to her chest. He rubbed up and down her thighs, lightly scratching them, to see how Tae would react.

"Mmhhmmm Johnny" Tae moaned out as they kissed.

"Mmmhhmmm yes darling" Johnny said pulling away from her lips

"Your lips feel so nice. There so s-soft" she said, leaning in again. His hands started roaming, and they brushed over Tae's chest.

"MMMHHMM" Tae moaned into the kiss.

"Hmmm" Johnny moaned

Johnny softly pushed Tae down onto the bed kissing her.

"Johnny." Tae moaned

"What darling?" He asked, in a seductive time

She didnt say anything, so Johnny put their lips together again. His hand went under her shirt, and squeezed on her chest

"Ooohhh" she moaned out.

"Mmmhhhmmmm" Johnny hummed at the light noises she was making

His hand slipped out of her shirt and glided down to her shorts. He wasn't gonna take them off. He ran his finger across her stomach, following the waist band. Tae shivered at the new sensation. Johnny slipped a finger between her skin and her shorts, running his finger across the skin.

"Mmmhhmmm. Johnny" Tae said

"Yes Tae? Do you want me to stop?" Johnny asked

"I don't know if I want anything to go below my stomach...i-if you know what I mean." Tae said. She closed her eyes, worried Johnny would be mad.

"Ok darling" he said moving his hands right above the waist of her shorts.

"Here and up?" He asked, running his hands up her body, cupping her face with his hands. Tae nodded her head 'yes'.

And then Johnny met her lips again. Tae quickly flipped them so she was on top.

"It's my turn to get touchy" she said, running her hands up and down his body. He didn't have abs, but he was slim, and lightly somed. She liked the feeling of her hands on his body, and so did he.

"Mmhhmm" he moaned out.

Tae connected their lips again, and ran her hands all over his body. She loved doing that. His body felt so perfect in her hands. Tae ran her hands along Johnny's sides, tracing his beautiful frame.

"Mmmhh. MHMM TAE" He moaned out, as Tae dragged her nails along his side

"Ssssshhh Johnny...be a good boy" Tae said.

She was surprised....she wouldn't have expected herself to say that.

"Mmmhh ok" he groaned out.

She ran her finger across his stomach, following the waistband of his jeans. Johnny shivered at the sensation.

"Mmhhh Tae that feels so nice" he said

"Good. Mmhh...you're being so good" Tae praised him

Johnny flipped the again, so he could continue touching her. Their lips connected again, and he put his hands up Tae's shirt again. He squeezed her chest, again and again as Tae moaned.

"Mmmhhh Johnny that feels so nice." She praised

Johnny took his shirt off, because why not...

Tae stared at his perfect body. She flipped them over again. She planted kisses from his neck down to the waist band of his jeans. He shivered at the sensations, and goosebumps rose on his skin.

Tae grew confidence, and slowly undid Johnny's jeans....

"Are you sure darling? We don't have to" Johnny asked

"Darling...I need you" Tae said...

[siremasterlawrence]

Fair Play (What goes around)

Receiving text on your cellphone in the early late nights of your day is not exactly a joyful occasion.

Neither is being a thirty something year old guy jumping over the fence of your old high school gate.

The front door is wide open for all in the area to see and the lights blew bright in the neighborhood.

The young man walks into the room super excited so pumped to beat the creepy guy who set the message.

A showdown is about to brew as two figures shadows merge upon each other they both jump.

It is the principle still looking in prime shape not very amused at all by his action I think to myself.

He stood extremely tall staring me down not being able to phase me anymore he sighs.

I ask him what is all this about but neither of us can think about it at all barely noticing it then boom.

The air vents start abruptly circulating high above us filling the room with this strange scent.

Cough, cough the last sounds we hear as our heads hit the floor and we are out like a light.

Suddenly the door to a room far down the old corridor opens up illuminating a new shadow.

He enters the room clearly cloak in darkness kneeling down to both men and feeling them up.

“Beautiful specimen for my experiment”

“I cannot wait to see the expressions on their idiotic faces.”

“Fuck with me once shame on you”

“Mess with me twice and we are over due”

“They are waking up in about a hour or so”

“I need to begin preparations”

“Let the games begin”

“All the pain and sorrow”

“Just wait, wait and see. Mwahaha”

“You will learn what true fear is.”

“You will fall prey to deception.”

“You will all fail the same way I met my demise.”

A loud alarm blast all over and the sound is extremely audible, around us the sound is quite annoying so I flick the switch off.

My screen pops one revealing my next guest Coach Myers’s the clown prince of this high school.

Coach Myers reaches inside the gate lifting his trousers he is seeking a key apparently he is way too familiar by now.

According to some sources he has been what they say living or rather squatting here for years.

I plan to make him pay for that and so much more he played in my demise over the long term.

He rummages into his pants pocket yanking out keys, he opens the side door and enters in innocently enough.

The echos of hallway carry his voice in a hard to understand mumble under his breath.

He sighs exhaustively multiple times placing his hand on the walls, he is clearly drunk and a target.

I wait in the darkness till he meets my zone

I call catchers lane and grabble my hand onto his neck and inject him with a syringe.

Letting go of him felt like a weight lifting off of me and he does exactly as I command.

He is in utter complete submission to me if I think about it, all of this resembles some what of a fantasy I once had.

He hits the ground, his body rolling down the corridor to the edge of the hall and he falls a sleep.

“Oh ok! Well I did save you from a whopping headache.”

“Go me!”

“Team Shadow for the win”

“Oh God!”

“Ssssshhh”

“I sound like you”

“That’s it close your eyes”

“Be a good boi and sleep”

“Ssssssshhhhhhh”

“One more bitch to go.��

“My collection is almost finish”

“Very well! I shall have vengeance upon you four.”

Across the school I can hear a thunderous clash of glass smash in the gymnasium a bit early.

All according to plan though I think leaving a mark to pick him up for my guys.

Skipping past them I slid into a corner down the staircase and into the basement.

“Well…well…look who fell for the trap.”

“Do I know you?”

“You are the only reason I am dead”

“Lawrence…man wait…we were just joking.”

“Asshole…fuck you! I am dead”

“Life can’t get batter then this.”

My number one enemy, top of my list to take down for good turns away and makes a run for it.

The doors swing in time with the blinking lights, cold air flows through he is lost and ducks into a classroom.

Someone behind him happily grabs a new syringe and jams it into his neck as he keels over.

Should I continue this?

The end

[allenvooreef]

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

[answered here]

But for the fun of it, let's share a snippet of that old novel shall we?

‘She called you Raiden, what kind of a name is that?’ Ray clearly hadn’t expected that question and shrugged confusedly. ‘Well, it’s mine,’ he said. ‘It seemed to cause a bit of confusion every now and then when I arrived here so at some point I just shortened it.’ ‘And how is it that you’d already found me before meeting my, uhh, Second Half?’ Ben asked curiously. ‘Did you know, all this time?’ Ray laughed involuntarily. ‘Believe it or not, dude, I didn’t know shit. It’s a strange kind of coincidence that metamophs always end up in the right place at the right-’ ‘I’m sorry what?!’ Bens eyes widened. ‘Ssssshhh!’ Ray shushed, warningly, when a bunch of fellow passengers looked their way. ‘Dude!’ Ben stared at him. ‘You’re a metamorph?’ he whispered, in shock. Ray rested his elbows on his knees and rubbed his nose. ‘Ah…’ he sighed. ‘Guess I hadn’t told you that bit yet, huh.’ Ben wordlessly shook his head, without averting his eyes or closing his gaping mouth. ‘Me and my big mouth…’ mumbled Ray. He sighed again and met Bens gaze. ‘Well under the current circumstances I guess there’s not much use in keeping it a secret any longer. I’m a metamorph, a shape shifter.’ Ben wasn’t sure if he was able to believe this. Ray had been his best friend for four years, he thought he knew him! Ben knew he apparently came from another dimension and had just witnessed first hand that there was vampires and demons there, but Ray had always just been Ray. He’d always thought him a bit weird, but never supernaturally so. ‘Can I…’ Ben started carefully. ‘Could you… show me?’ ‘What, are you nuts?’ whispered Ray, his eyes darting to the people around them. ‘How do you think they would react? For the moment you’re just gonna have to take my word for it.’ Ben nodded, but was still astounded. After everything he’d been through today, he’d thought nothing could surprise him anymore. This had proven him wrong. Part of him felt hurt that Ray had never entrusted this information to him. The thought that everything he thought he’d known was pulled out from under him at once, made him slightly nauseated. ‘Might there be any more things like this you need to tell me?’ he asked. Ray looked at him from out the corner of his eye. ‘Probably.’

[enspey]

Wip Wednesday!

Inspired because I may have screamed when I saw Damnation is alive. My little lusty harpy MC is not orphaned! I will have to go back to working on her, when not working on commissions (secret ones, ssssshhh).

I’m sure people have seen her a million times, idc, she isn’t an orphan and she is still a wip.

Return of snek lovers! 🥰😘♥️

And I was doing some KaE work. I did not abandon this one, but I wasn’t pleased with the armor and arm pose. Thus, a lot of reworking.

These aren’t my primary wips, but wips are wips and it’s Wednesday. It counts.

[deinspire]

My Facebook Girl Season 4, EP 3

My Facebook Girl Season 4, EP 3

ME: what!!!!!!!!!!BIMPE: ***ssssshhh**** stop screaming onihaxy, we are in a public place.ME: wait bimpe, what makes you think the pregnancy belongs to me?, Aren’t you married? Or don’t you have se* with your husband?, or are you saying Henry is impotent?BIMPE: well, the age of the pregnancy was the exact duration between when we had se* and when I did the test.ME: haaaaaaaa!!, bimpe, I’m…

[razorblade180]

Actor AU

Ruby:*looking at cameraman* You know in the show how we ham up the fact Blake likes fish? Well actually.... *points behind her*

Blake:*stuffing down sushi roll*.....What?

Ruby:Absolutely nothing changes. That sushi bar is her playground.

xxxx

Nora:Aye cuz, you ready for your big scene!?

Penny:*getting face painted* Time to die! Wooo!

Nora:Woooo! *whispers* she’ll be back. Ssssshhh!

xxxxx

Blake:Now most people might think Yang and Adam would cause some friction offset with all drama in the show. *looks at food bar*

Adam and Yang: *dancing while eating doughnuts*

Blake:*snickering* They are the biggest clowns here. Ruby, come get your sibling before they choke!

Ruby:Real or fake one!?

xxxxx

[Vol2]

Weiss:*balancing on chair* Boom! Told ya I could do it. All balance baby.

Yang:This her fifth attempt. Please tell me we got the second one on film?

Bloop!

Weiss:So Blake, What is wro-aaah! *smacks against the door.*

Ruby:Weiss!!!

Yang:HAHAHAHAH AHAHHAAAAA!!!!

Bloop!

Yang:*wiping her tears* God that was hilarious. Her body just went wham!

Weiss:Shut up!

xxxx

Weiss:Psssst! Look at this bitch over here. Practicing for his debut.

Whitley:*reading his lines*......!? *flips her off*

Weiss:*smiles* He’s gonna do great.

Whitley:Imma steal all your light. *smiles* They’ll make me the new ‘W’ for RWBY.

Weiss:Brothers, I tell ya. I don’t know if he’s more annoying on or off set. Got a whole ass trailer with his name on it. Such a diva. I’m so proud.

xxxx

[Vol2]

Ruby:I just wanna say I’m the greatest sister ever. I got connections and influence so... *points to set*

Coco:*winks* Surprise!

Ruby:I got her a small part. Got siblings all up through this set.

Adam: *chilling on a roof* I actually earned my part!

Ruby:Somehow! “PerFect! SeT THe ChARgeS!” What kind of line delivery!? Hahaha!

Coco: “YaNG! IS tHat yOu!?”

Adam: “YAng!? Yaaaaaaaannnnnng!”

Ruby:*red* Shut up!! That was my first read and I was younger!!!

xxxx

[V5]

Weiss:Your mom kidnapped me!?

Yang:You kidnapped her!?

Raven:And proms tomorrow!? Yes I kidnapped her! I’m a god damn bandit!

Yang:*keeping it together* Y...You fiend! How could...hehe. H-How.....

Raven:*snickering* You...you good?

Yang:Why prom!?

Raven:I don’t know!?

Vernal:*activley laughing*

xxxxx

Pyrrha: You know I asked my girlfriend is she ever misses me on set. *smiles* Smart ass said if I did then you’d be alive.

Cinder:*barges in* Am I wrong though!?

xxxxx

[V8]

Emerald:You just can’t go to Vacou! Cinder-

Mercury:Forget about her. You’re backing the wrong horse here. She doesn’t care! See ya around Em. *kisses her and walks away*

Emerald:......*looks at camera, then the hall* Di..he didn’t realize..?

Tyrian:I don’t think he has!

Crew:*laughing*

Mercury:*walking back* Did I just kiss you?

Emerald:*holding laughter* Took you long enough! It’s only been what fans wanted forever! Eight volumes Mr.

Mercury:*face palming* My bad everyone.

Tyrian:I was just stunned! I thought I missed part of the script! Couples, focus man! I know you love your girlfriend but I need ya too hate her a bit right now!

Emerald:*laughing* Please put this in features!

xxxx

Salem:*controlling grimm*

Oscar and Neo: *flossing off camera*

Salem:....Fuck *smiles* Damn you two! Let me be serious!

xxxx

[V8]

Ren:You cheated your way into Beacon!

Jaune:And you cheated on Nora!

Ren:WHAT!?

Jaune:WITH ME!

Ren:IT WAS ONE TIME! *hits bike* I WAS SO AFRAID, AND YOU WERE SO WARM!!!! *tears up*

Yang:*Amazed and confused* And the plot thickens!!!

xxxx

Oscar:James, you need to calm down. Now I know you miss Oz-

Ironwood:I miss no one. *shoots Oscar* No one.

Ozpin:*off screen* Nooooooooo!

xxxx

[V8]

Oscar:I’m not upset you left. I’m upset you came back.

Ozpin:Fine I’ll go get some milk and cigarettes. Shit, wanna be alone so much.

Oscar:Oh my god hehe...d-dad no! Wait! Haha c-come back! What do I tell mom!?

Jaune:And that was the last time Ozpin ever showed up.

xxxxx

Cinder: You know I hope I get another fight scene with you Jaune.

Jaune:Why’s that?

Cinder:You know, took your partner’s heart and rearranged your crush’s guts. *smiles* Jealous?

Nora:My lord...

Jaune:This is who I deal with off set. Cinder unchained. Witty as hell.

xxxxx

Penny: *dancing with Oscar*

Nora:You know...starting to think my cousin wasn’t excited to comeback for me. Fine, I’m not salty. I bet Cardin would love to come back. Get the whole family up in here.

xxxxx

Soldiers:*aiming guns*

Ironwood:Making progress? *strokes beard*

Watts:*strokes mustache*.........Yeah.

Ironwood:......?

Watts:......Huh? Oh are we filming!?

Ironwood:Oh my-yes! Haha! For like a minute.

Crew:*laughing*

Watts:My bad, zoned out.

Ironwood:Man is just stroking his mustache out of character as guns are pointed at him! *nudges him*

Watts:I..I got nothing. *face palms*

[ashintheairlikesnow]

Not to be creepy but… *snifffffffs Jameson* what do I smell?

Jameson: Uh, what the absolute fucking fuck-

Me: Sssshhhh. Ssssshhh, shhhhhh, shut up. Okay, so Jameson smells like the body wash he uses, he found it in the bathroom in the under-the-sink cabinet. It probably belonged to someone else at some point but no one seems to know who, so he uses it. It smells like "spring waters" but mostly Jameson thinks it smells like plain old soap. He also has a hint of a lavender deodorant he wears that he shares with Allyn, and every now and then he smells like strong fresh coffee.

Jameson: This is just really fucking invasive though-

Me: I SAID SHUT UP. Anyway. Right. So when he was Nanda's, he smelled like Nanda's cologne, rubbed into his skin through touch. And he would lift his wrist to his own nose to smell it sometimes, because he loved the smell. Nanda wore Dolce & Gabbana the One for Men Gold, a smell that would still drive Jameson a little wild - and make him feel terribly guilty and sad.

Jameson: Hey, could you not talk about my fucking life story right now-

Me: *ignoring him* And when he was with Brute, he just smelled kind of bad, honestly. Showers were once a week, they weren't very long, and Brute wasn't exactly forthcoming with toiletries. One of the first things he did after escaping Brute was talk someone into letting him take a shower at their apartment.

Jameson: Okay, fine, you're going to do it, just get it over with. Asshole.

Me: So with Robert, he got to bathe more often because Robert wanted him to, but he still had a sweat-smell a lot of the time. Baby powder deodorant, which he hates, and which will make him nauseous to smell now. He also had a little of the smell of Robert's house, not that he noticed - old food and stale air, musty, old blood.

But now he mostly just smells like Allyn's deodorant and the body wash he uses, plus coconut shampoo.

Jameson: Are done working through my olfactory goddamn traumas now?

Me: ... yes.

[a-game-of-stars-and-ink]

Ashes to Ashes - Chapter 3

 Part 1  Part 2

Warnings: Fever, infection, scared whumpee, begging, unrequited love, mentions of attempted assassination.

A/N: Sorry this one is a bit shorter guys. Just started back at uni.

Taglist: @shydragonrider, @the-three-whumpeteers, @equestrianwritingsstuff, and @teheranb (Hoping it was okay to tag you.)

It will not make me love you. Zion’s words replayed in Steve’s mind. Now that the entire ordeal had sunk in, he found that it hurt more than he had thought it would. Neither of them had ever spoken about his feelings for her. He’d assumed that she knew, or at the very least, suspected. But prior to this, she’d never said anything.

And now that she had, he felt hollow. We’ll never be more than friends.

Steve had accepted that, but it hurt, the way she’d become so protective of Ryler.

He sighed, burying his face in his hands, even as Chris’ jeep pulled in.

His friend climbed out of the car, already looking wary.

“What’s going on?” He asked, grey eyes narrowing.

“I… I’d best let Zion explain.”

“She called me for help. You’d better not be the problem, man.” Despite their life-long friendship, it was clear that Chris would side with Zion if it came down to it.

“Just go talk to your sister.” Steve sighed.

Chris had never been speechless before in his whole life, but when he saw Zion, kneeling on the bed, wiping a cloth over the forehead of the assassin who’d nearly killed her, words failed him.

“Hey.” Zion said, snapping Chris out of his reverie.

“Zion, what the-”

“Please don’t freak out.”

“I’m way past freaking out. What the everloving fuck are you doing?”

“I’m… doing what I have to.”

“You’re saving his life.”

“And I’m helping me! I won’t live in fear of him forever.” She snapped, and the assassin startled slightly. Zion’s expression immediately softened, and she gently eased his head back to the pillow.

She lifted her stunning silvery eyes, meeting his grey ones. “Please help me with him.”

Chris heaved a sigh. “Fine. For you.”

“And do not lose your shit like Steve did.” She warned.

“Ah, so that’s why he’s sitting outside like a kicked puppy.”

Zion looked away.

“Zion? That is why, isn’t it?”

“It is why he’s outside.”

“And why does he look so dejected?”

She did not answer, and Chris frowned.

“Zion, why?”

“We argued. I told him the truth.”

“What truth would that be, little sister?”

“That I don’t have any romantic feelings for him whatsoever. That his being macho and intimidating Ryler would not make me love him.”

“I see.” Chris sighed, kneeling beside the figure who was trembling weakly on the bed. His glazed blue eyes flickered to Chris’ face, full of fear and pain. 

Chris smiled softly, for Zion’s sake.

“Hey bud.” He said, in his gentlest voice. The voice doctor’s used to keep anxious patients calm. “That looks sore.” He added, nodding towards the oozing hole on the man’s side. “I’m gonna check it out, okay?”

The man tensed as Chris pulled on his gloves, his eyes wheeling.

“Easy.” Zion was saying, as she gently laid a hand on his shoulder. 

Jackson stiffened as the newcomer gently probed the tender flesh around the wound, a pathetic whine rising in his throat.

Anxious, he looked over at Zion, who was still kneeling on the bed next to him. A sharp pain caused him to jolt.

“Nnghh, please.” He groaned, trying to squirm away. 

“Easy bud, I need you to lie still. I know this hurts, but I’ve gotta do it.”

“I-I…” He trailed off with a faint whimper.

He was surprised to feel Zion’s fingers brush against his, as she gently took his hand.

“It’s gonna be okay, Jackson.” She said softly.

It relaxed him more than he would have expected, the soft way she said his name.

He started to answer, but another shock of pain blazed through his side, and he yelped.

“Ssssshhh.” Zion soothed, even as her brother winced.

“I know, buddy.” The man said softly.

The assassin blanched as Chris flushed his wound with antiseptic, his grip on Zion’s fingers tightening painfully.

His chest heaved, and he shuddered.

“Sssshhh. I know. I know, Jackson.” She said gently, gently laying her free hand on his smoldering forehead.

He titled his head into her palm, his breath shivering. 

“That’s all I can do for now. I’m going to go and see what antibiotics I can get. He’s got quite the infection.”

“Okay. Thanks for this.” Zion said, meeting her older brother’s eyes. Jackson groaned slightly, and Zion quickly went back to stroking his damp hair. 

He nuzzled his face into her hand with a quiet whimper. She heard the door close, and closed her eyes.

“Why are you helping me?” Jackson murmured, his voice was weak and hoarse.

Zion shrugged. “I just… I have to.” She sighed. “It helps me stop being afraid of you. And you survive. Win-win, right?”

“I never wanted to hurt you.” He rasped, swallowing thickly. “It was just a job…”

“Ssssshhh. Just rest.” Zion murmured, as the exhausted man sank back into the bed, his ragged breathing starting to even out slightly. 

“Thank you.” He croaked out, his voice gravelly. Then his eyes slipped closed, and his grip went slack.

[ketdoodleings]

Youtubers#18 “IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Wow! I’ve been wanting to do antisepticeye for so long! (Like, since Halloween!) and with all the recent hype I had enough motivation to draw it! 😀Also it’s another #septicart post! @therealjacksepticeye

[dude-wheres-makar]

12 and 21!

12. If trying to explain the good parts about hockeyblr to someone, what would you say?

For the most part, it is very welcoming to new and all fans, and most people are extremely nice and really cool to interact with

21. Tag all your favorite blogs but this time say why you follow them/why you love them!

That would be a whole appreciation post BUT to name a few:

@chaos-hockey REALLY amazing art, also they sell stickers and they are amazing

@ahho -Basically the glue to canes lb no joke, really funny and such a sweet person to talk to. Honestly, her presence on my dash just makes me happy.

@frederikanderson -Friend. Just, such a cool person, and though we don't talk much, I wish we did talk more but I'm awkward as shit, Makayla is just a great person to talk to.

@readyfreddy -THE FUNNIEST. PERSON. I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE. Also. I relate to him a lot with being a leafs fan and his posts about it are just. 👌

@stuetzlesbitch -Yet another. Funny person. Also, amazing presence on my dash and in my inbox, would definitely befriend if I could talk to people, and y e a h.

@joelsfarabees -They seem like such a cool person to interact with and talk to (even if I only talked through asks just. Ssssshhh) Just another person I would definitely wanna talk to and interact with more. They're so cool.

@cale-makar -One of my longest mutuals, who is actually really funny, and amazing to interact with. I said this a lot throughout this post, but I don't C a r e. Someone I wanna interact with and talk to more.

@kale-makar -Such a sweet person. Like really. Like. A lot. I can't even begin. Amazing presence in my notes, inbox, and on my dash.

[bohemiansweede]

Postcard From Japan

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Fanfic

Pairing John Deacon Reader

Warnings 🔞 unprotected sex cheating

A/N please like and replog or leave a comment thank you

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- John?.. OMG, COME HERE!! LOOK!!!  KOI FISHES!!!!

He STOOD a bit further away and bought a couple of postcards from an old man

John was your best friend, it meant the world to him that you joined him on this journey

Queen were very big here in Asia, you were so proud of him, of them all

You had supported him through the years, school, the early years of Queen. He even shared your apartment because he literally didn't have any money.

It had changed a bit, now when he had met someone, the love between him and Veronica grew stronger by the day, you just knew the day would come when he should move out

He strolled slowly towards you and looked down on the cards

You were so excited to see the koifishes that you didn't think about your short skirt rising up

You leaned over railing and pointed with your finger

John was quickly behind you

He held a firm grip on your hips and pulled you towards him

- Careful there sweetheart.. You can fall over

You turned around and looked at him

He licked his lips, just the way he did when he was nervous

- Ohhh I'm good, you giggled, are you alright John? Seen a ghost?

- Ehh.. What?.. No.. Ohhh OOPS..

He dropped his cards and kneeled down to get them

- Need any help?

He was quiet

You continued to admire the beautiful koi's and took a few pictures of them

You felt a warm sensation spreading in your body and looked down

John slowly stroked your leg upwards with his fingers, higher and higher up

-.. John... Ohhh..wha..

- Ssssshhh..

His fingers followed your lace underwear

Your breathing got heavier and faster

You gripped the railing hard when you felt his fingers entering you

- AHHHHHH... Mmmm..

Instinctively you spreaded your legs

His fingers went faster and faster, expertisely continuing to rub your spot

He hid himself under your skirt and kissed your innerthighs

- JOHN!! Ohhhh God!!

He let out a breathy giggle from under your skirt

- I said sssshhhh..

He pushed your underwear to the side and licked your folds eagerly same time his fingers slammed in and out of you

You put your hand over your mouth and tried to cover your own moans

Soon you came hard, you held around his head and almost lost your balance

He pulled out his fingers and stood up behind you

- You alright Y/N?

- I.... I'm... yes.. I..

He kissed below your ear and stroked your arms up and down

His crotch pressed against your bum

You knew

Your head fell back as he cupped your breasts hard

- I want you... Now.. Right here

The immediately sensation of guilt spread inside you

-... but.. Veronica..

He didn't answer

Instead he pushed up the fabric of your skirt and followed your slit up and down with his girthy cock.

With a loud moan he entered you

- Christ.. Shit.. You are so tight

His hips snapped fast and your skin slapped against each other

It wasn't long until he grabbed you tighter and nibbled on your neck while empty himself deep inside you

You felt your walls squeeze his cock to the very last drop

He remained inside of you

Held around you while your both breathed slower again

The sun was about to set and you saw a bit further away a couple strolling in the park

Did they see anything?

You smiled a little shyly

The guilt was still there, it had been there before, this was the first time, not the last

It was your secret.. Just between the two of you

- Don't worry John .. I'm not saying anything to anyone

- Me neither love.. Not writing either

not on a postcard from Japan

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[sweetbettycooper]

WILD THINGS -OneShot

Ssssshhh Sssshhhh

"We have to be quiet," Betty whispered as Jughead kissed down her neck, digging his teeth in harshly.

"Fuck that." Jughead moaned. His words vibrating along Bettys skin making goose bumps rise and tickle her senses.

Betty held Jughead tighter as she brought his lips back to hers kissing him madly in the janitors closet of Riverdale high.

It was a small cupboard filled with mops and chemicals and tin buckets. Making it really hard to move or keep quiet with all their lustful advances. They had no idea how they both fit in there, but it was the only place they could find in their hurried rush, during their free period.

Jughead was pressed flat against Betty's body wishing they weren't wearing any clothes. They had never done it in a cupboard before. Granted the gym ,the principal’s office, the science lab and the bleachers were all just as risky, but with only minutes left of the school day they weren't about to try.

Jughead's hands smoothed over every inch of her body while Betty held tight to his Jacket collar, making it easier for her to tilt his head and kiss him deeper. Their breathing sharp and heavy, the only thing that could give their hiding spot away at this point.

"God how do you taste so good?" Jughead groaned into her mouth running his tongue over her own. She was like sweet candy to him. Addicted to her sugar high and pink skirts.

Betty smirked against his lips raising her leg slowly up along his jean clad stalks and wrapping it around him. Teasing him to no end. Leaving him no choice, but to grind against her.

"I love it when you do that," Betty whispered breathlessly, grinding her hips back against his.

"You still going out with Archie tonight?" Jughead gritted out trying to think of something to cool his body down.

"Yeah," Betty said dangerously, running his ear lobe through her teeth, "but you're still coming over after that right?"

"Fucking definitely." Jughead grabbed her face roughly, kissing it just as the bell rang.

Like lightning both teens fell out of the cupboard, wanting to get out into the hallway before anyone saw they were in there, or that they were even together for that matter.

High school was a weird place. There was a status quo to keep. Reputations to uphold and Betty and Jughead liked to sneak around.

They had decided to go public for their senior prom which was in a few months and Betty couldn't be more excited but there was one thing she had to do first.

Tell her childhood best friend Archie Andrews.

It was a known fact to everyone even Betty that Archie had a crush on her, but Betty didn't feel the same way. How could she when the school's bad boy Jughead Jones had captured her heart as soon as he walked in the door.

Archie was her best friend though, Betty really didn't want to hurt him. So tonight she was meeting him at pops like they always did as though everything was normal.

As she sat there waiting for him that night she laughed to herself at what Jughead would be thinking about all this right now. She knew Jughead hated Archie and the feeling was definitely mutual. She could just picture him rolling his eyes and cursing under his breath.

"Betty hey sorry I'm late," Archie smiled as he approached and sat down in front of her at their usual booth.

"Hey don't worry Arch I just ordered our usual."

"A Vanilla and strawberry milkshake with fries?"

"What else?" Betty chuckled back.

"Cool."

Then silence fell between them as Betty looked around the diner. It had been happening a lot lately. Maybe they were running out of things to say.

"So....." Archie began slowly. "Did you go home in free period this afternoon? I didn't see you after?"

"Yeah I did," Betty replied quickly, steadfast in her answer. No sign of a lie.

"Well I got detention so that sucks," Archie rolled his eyes laughing at the stupidity of it.

Betty was about to reply when Pop suddenly appeared at their booth with two delicious looking milkshakes.

"Thanks Pop. I don't think I could survive without one of these in my life," Betty joked, taking a sip of hers right away.

"It's my pleasure. Now you kids enjoy," He said in a cheery voice before carrying a chocolate milkshake over to another booth.

She smiled to herself thinking of Jughead and his addiction to Pop's chocolate milkshakes. He was the same as her. Couldn’t live without them.

"You seem happy tonight?" Archie piped up. Betty hadn't noticed he had been staring at her.

But in that moment everything was about to change. No one’s life would ever be the same again.

Betty's happiness would soon fade never to return.

No one had expected it. No one saw it coming.

But the end of the world was here.

Now.

Today.

At that very moment.

-----

The electricity went first. Even the street lights

All the lights went out in an instant, confusing people to start.

Betty knew Pop had a backup generator but when that didn’t kick in she started to worry.

“What’s going on?” Archie asked in the dark. Speaking a bit louder than usual to be heard over everyone else's concerned conversations.

“I .. I don’t know,” Betty said as she pulled out her phone to see if she could find any information online.

Maybe it was across town, she thought.

It wasn’t.

The more she looked, the more she read the more horrified she became.

Then all at once her phone died. Sending her heart rate through the roof in panic. It had been fully charged.

“Did your phone just..?” Archie began but when he looked up and saw people running out of the diner he got his answer.

Betty didn’t know what to do or say. Was it safer inside or outside?

She knew from what she had quickly seen on her phone that they were coming. Invading the world like it was their own and it petrified her to think they could be here at any moment.

“We need to go,” Betty decided frantically, her body starting to shake. “Now!”

Running out the door the world around them had already turned to chaos. Buildings were in fire. People were running and screaming.

A horrified gasp escaped Archie’s lips.

“Holy shit.”

They were here and they were going to kill everything on their path.

“I...I’m...” Betty looked to Archie for help for some sort of direction but he was gone. Fleeing the scene as she looked around. She was all alone.

Betty couldn't think straight. Frozen in her spot just watching everything unfold in front of her. As though she was just waiting to be struck down. With nothing she could do to save her own life.

This was it. She would die in the car park of her favourite place.

“BETTY ! BETTY! BETTY! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GO GET OUT OF HERE GO!”

It was Jughead. He was shaking her holding her by the shoulders a wild terrified look in his eye.

“RUN TO THE WOODS I'LL MEET YOU THERE GO!”

What was he doing here. How did he find her so fast. The fact that he thought of her when the world was ending only made Betty feel even more drunk emotions. God she really did love him. That was the first time she had admitted it to herself and it could very well be the last.

“BETTY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!”

Jughead could see she was completely spaced out. Her mind shutting down from the whole situation., but he wasn’t about to let that happen

Grabbing her with force he pulled her close slamming their lips together. Hoping it would wake Betty up like it usually did.

His secret love and passion for her pouring into the kiss. Betty responded immediately holding onto him for dear life. Knowing it might be the last time they see each other.

Betty moaned as Jughead licked her lips slipping his tongue along her own.

A loud explosion breaking them apart.

“What - What’s happening? How are you here? where do I …”

Jughead cupped her cheek trying to calm her.

“BETTS LISTEN TO ME. GO INTO THE WOODS. YOU'LL BE SAFE. HIDE IN DILTONS BUNKER. I’LL FIND YOU,” Jughead said more calmly than he should have. But in the moment whenever they were together time slowed around them.

“I will always find you,” he kissed her one last time.

“I love you,” Betty whispered, her lips lingering on his. She had to tell him even if he wouldn’t say it back.

“I….”

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Tears ran down Betty’s cheeks as she ran through the woods blood dripping down her arm and leg. Her side stabbing in pain her wound stretched more and more as she ran. But she didn’t stop.

Adrenaline pushing her forward.

She made sure the opening to the bunker was covered in leaves and branches and she closed the lid and practically fell down the ladder inside.

Thank god there was a first aid kit.

Betty cried as she tended to her wounds. Not just from the pain but from absolutely everything. The world was ending. And she was alone.

And Jughead. Had come to save her. But then …

She couldn’t even think about it. All she could do was cry for him.

Laying on the old cot in the bunker Betty shivered. Not because she was cold but because she was so scared.

She didn’t know when she would see the sun again. Lucky there was enough supplies down here to last at least a month.

THREE MONTHS LATER

Betty moved quickly between the trees trying to get back to safety. She’d learnt to run fast and never look back over the past few weeks.

Holding the food that she’d stolen from a nearby hidden camp tightly in her fist. Saving her nails from drawing blood, Betty prepared herself to fight.

She’d run out of food a long time ago and couldn’t live off berries and water any longer. But now she fully regretted wanting anything else. She thought it would go unnoticed but it didn’t and now she was being chased.

Betty didn’t know what the world had come to. She’d spent so long underground all she knew was that some people had survived and Jughead was gone.

Darting behind a big tree Betty hid trying to catch her breath. She Barely had any energy these days. She couldn’t hear any heavy footsteps as her breathing slowed and decided to make a break for it. With not very far left to go.

But as she did Betty ran straight into a hard tree. Falling to the ground. Well that’s what she thought anyway.

Coming to her senses waiting for the world to stop spinning Betty honestly thought she was dreaming.

“Jughead…?”

[gordonradiotv]

COOMER: There, now. Is that better?

BUBBY: Mhm..

COOMER: The bleeding stopped, you may still be a little...dizzy, though.

BUBBY: ..Harold?

COOMER: Yes, dear?

BUBBY: I- Something- Happens if I die, doesn’t it?

BUBBY: I’ve died before-

BUBBY: I know I have.

BUBBY: The rocket. The first Cascade. So many more times-

BUBBY: How am I still- Here?

BUBBY: That shouldn’t be-

COOMER: Bubby, that’s enough-

BUBBY: My head feels like it’s splitting, I don’t know what’s-

COOMER: Darling, listen to me.

COOMER: Don’t think too hard about that right now, okay?

COOMER: There’s- There’s a reason for it, but you can’t understand it yet.

BUBBY: I- I should- I should be able to-

COOMER: Ssssshhh, relax, dear..

COOMER: You need to rest. Lie down, focus on my voice, can you do that for me?

BUBBY: I-

BUBBY: Y-Yes.

COOMER: Good. I’ll take care of everything here, okay?

COOMER: Rest now, darling, you’ve been through enough today. You did great.

COOMER: You’re my hero, Bubby. I love you.

BUBBY: …Love you too..