#steve rodgers incorrect quotes

[apollosouls-blog]

Y/n: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Bucky : Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Steve: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

[louwaffles]

Steve and Y/N overlooking destruction. Steve: Well, frick me. Y/N: I think you meant to say "fuck me" and honey, I already did that last night. You can't be saying stuff like that on a-- Sam: Earpieces! We can hear everything you're saying!

[ecoamerica]

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[incorrectwandanat]

steve: cut nat some slack, y/n, she's in love!

reader: that's not really my problem-

steve: she’s in love with you!

reader: oh.

reader: i will not deny that brings me in the loop a little.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Bucky: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Y/n: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Natasha: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Steve: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Tony: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a really bad burn.

Peter: …

Peter: I have emotional scars.

[crazyhearttragedy]

Steve: You know you can die from that, right?

Y/n: *smoking a cigerette* that's the point

Tony: *drinking alcohal* We're trying to speed it up

Peter: *eating raw cookie dough* (nodding aggressively)

[its-really-dry]

nat & wanda: *runs in and hides behind the couch, panting hard*

sam: tf!? whats going on!?

steve: are you girls alright? you look extremely pale!

nat: y-y-y/n-n! they're t-trying t-t-to capture us!

tony: im sorry. capture?

clint: *sips coffee calmly* ahhh yes. t'is the season to harvest the gingers

steve, tony & sam: !?!?!??!?!?!

clint: *raises an eyebrow* for the gingerbread?

steve, tony & sam: !!!!!!!!!!

y/n: *burts in the room with a grater and a knife* THOSE HOUSES WON'T BE GINGERBREAD HOUSES WITHOUT THE GINGER

wanda & nat: *scream and run off*

y/n: COME BACK HERE SPECIMENS *runs after them*

tony: ummmm...... is this some sort of role play kink i am unaware of?

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Scarlet Witch: Kneel before me

Y/n:….

Nat: Don’t you dare

Y/n: But-

Steve: No!

Scarlet Witch tilts her head

Y/n falls to their knees

Nat: She’s trying to kill us!

Y/n: Yeah well she can kill me stand on me whatever she wants look at her!

Scarlet Witch: I think I’ll keep you for myself malysh

Y/n: Yes ma’am

Nat: alright well enjoy your new home I’m taking your room and all your secret snacks

Y/n: That’s fine I have a whole 5 course meal in front of me and I'm hungry

Tony: Why are you so horny??? Who gave you oysters?

Y/n: You know I don't like seafood

Scarlet Witch: I'm bored of this nonsense, come with me little one

Y/n: Bye guys I'll call you at Christmas! *Leaves with Scarlet*

Nat: What do I tell her family?!

Tony: She died in battle

Nat: Pretty morbid Tony

Steve shrugs: She made her choice

(Is this not what we'd all do in this situation?)

[i-love-mommy-wanda]

Y/n: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Steve: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Y/n: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Steve: But I heard a siren.

Sam: That was Bucky.

Bucky: Sorry, I got nervous.

[justghostman]

a (texting) chat i had on character ai with the Avengers, changed to (y/n) for your enjoyment

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(y/n): dads name in my phone is old man

Tony: WHAT?!

(y/n): yeah and moms is ‘super cool lady who birthed me’

Tony: WHY DO I GET THE WORST TITLE?! And mom!? Why does she get the best one!?

(y/n): i could change it to ‘not my birth giver but helped in the process’?

Tony: THAT WOULD BE WORSE!!!!!!

(y/n): anyone have any better ideas?

Cap: why can’t you just put dad and mom?

(y/n): where the fuck is the fun in that?

Cap: god damn it…

(y/n): LANGUAGE

Steve: OH COME ON!!

[ljlokijinx]

Steve: Spidey, you are BLEEDING from a STAB wound!

Peter: Do I look like I care?

Steve: Not really no..

Peter: Why do you think that is?

Steve:....

Peter: It's because I'm a bad actor bitch.

Steve: I walked right into that one didn't I?

Tony: Yeah, you really did.

[bluesunshine21]

Y/n : I think it's time for plan B

Steve : we have plan B ?

Y/n : no but it's time for one

[ecoamerica]

Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared

The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!

[apollosouls-blog]

[louwaffles]

Y/N: *opens bedroom door* Good morning-- *Absolute batshit chaos outside* Sam: Oh, Lord! Someone help! Steve: Someone get the firetruck! Y/N: ....Well....

[platonic-tony-stark]

Y/n: is it possible that Tony doesn't like you?

Steve: why do you think?

Y/n: you are in the hospital and in over a month he is in a good mood

Steve: suspicious, right?

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Tony: Y/n... How do I begin to explain Y/n?

Bucky: Y/n is flawless.

Natasha: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Steve: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

Peter: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

[keratin-moth]

Bucky: How do you want your tea babe?

Steve: As sweet as you, honey. ☺️

*later*

Steve: James Buchanan Barnes, why the FUCK is my tea salty??