Dear Swifties who are going to her concert, Can I ask you a question???
Will you be able to survive the live version of
'DON'T CALL ME KID! DON'T CALL ME BABY!
Look at this idiotic fool that you've made me
You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else...
AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL FOR YOU I WOULD RUIN MYSELF A MILLION LITTLE TIMES.....'
Will you??
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nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha
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“Taylor Swift becomes the first woman-“
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the mistress when the police showed up at her door asking about este’s husband
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“your. ex. friend’s. sister. met someone at a club and he KISSED her!? turns out it was thatguyyouhookedupwithagesago some wannabe z-listeR . and all the outfits were tERRIble....2. 0. 0. 3. unBEARable. did you see the photos????????”
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when i accidentally type 1898 taylor’s version
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how friends find me after I listened to taylor's new album (I'm just a marauders fan):
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