#tell me it's funneh

[yet-another-haven-of-dollya]

lol

[moon-str3ber]

Minecraft Championship Underdogs with KREW! PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY KREWFAN HERE ON TUMBLR. I KNOW YOU GUYS WELL COME ON OUTTTTT 

[mintymelty]

YHS Redesign: Felicia “OHHHH BRITTNEY!!” Weisz

I think you can tell who my favorite character is 😅 I wanted to put her in some y2k clothes because i’d think she’d like to wear that and also her OG sweater(?) is kinda plain. I also gave her curly/wavy hair because almost every girl in og yhs had the mid 2010’s emo bangs and straight hair and i wanted felicia to be distinct from gold at a glance. Although I am aware of the ‘spicy’ latina stereotype and although I want more diversity in the cast, I also want to avoid said stereotype, so felicia, although more overtly competitive and arrogant than brittney and olivia/liv (who will have a more important role in the first arc) she will be the most empathetic one, too.

She will be kat’s arch nemesis as usual, but in a more ‘frenemy’ sense. liv won’t die (super) early on, so after kat gives liv the pendant, kat may be inducted into the lower echelons of the popular kids. conventionally pretty enough to not get bullied, but still average enough to not overthrow the queen bee, whoever that is at the time. Felicia, for all her showboating and taunts, is nowhere near as ruthless as her posse is. basically, our queen has STANDARDS, she’ll mock you for your clothes or how you present yourself, not how you were born.

While felicia and kat are frenemies and may even get along in the future, after the posse’s (brit, liv and some other characters) true colors are revealed, they will be kat’s enemies, period. I’ll go more into detail on what the posse does but as a summary, liv gets overthrown and WE ALL KNOW WHO has something to do with it, culminating in liv’s “self- factory reset”. or so it seems…

BTW for the rewrite proper i’m gonna be formatting sections of it like this:

*insert picture/drawing to set the scene, totes kewl, minecraft background*

optional: Introductory paragraph from someone’s (usually kat’s) pov

page break

dialogue

A: “Blah blah blah”

B: “Wtf are u saying”

obviously it will be longer and more professional looking, but that’s what i’m working with rn cuz I can’t draw all the pannels needed for it to be a proper comic, i’m sorry! but let me know if the format is fine or not

[winkuzz]

Hey yall

I'm not just silly artist, I'm also funneh streemurr. At least ppl tell me I'm funny and chill.

You can find me at twitch.tv/heyitswink, can you help me get to 1k by the end of the year?👉👈

Reblogs super appreciated <3

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

lmao it doesn't have to be all or nothing tho? like me saying radblr girlies are failing at being funny with abortion shit and the like doesn't mean i think men telling women to go make them a sandwich are hilarious omfg. i just think that nobody who's desperately trying to make their political ideology sound relatable and funneh through shitposting is actually succeeding at that. at least the begendered people (yeah, usually female with some she/they shit going on instead of deep end emoji pronouns HRT stuff or twans catgirls uwu, but that'd be a given) have a personality outside of making roughly the same 300 "heh, Body hair 😂 abortiondivorce. This is hooomor btw. if u disagree ur male. I am literally Dworkin irl" posts over and over again

then unfollow the people whose humour you dont like? why are you in my inbox whining

[liviavanrouge]

Silly Cousin

Livia: *Sits still as Fidget brushed her hair*

Fidget: *Smirks cheekily*

Lilia: Oh dear....he's up to something

Fidget: Livia, oh MA god! You won't believe what happened to me today gurl!

Livia: *Starts coughing, covering her mouth*

Fidget: Like GURL! OMG! That gal thought she was cuter than me, but I flipped my hair and called her a pig!

Fidget: *Claps his hands twice* GIRL! She called me a horse with missing teeth when I tell you I almost slapped miss ugly thang!

Livia: *Muffling her giggles, trembling with upcoming laughter*

Malleus: *Blinks looking concerned* Beastie?

Fidget: *Struts around the couch and sits beside Livia, crossing his legs* Gurly! It's not funneh! My pride is on the line here! This dog called me a horse with missing teeth!

Lilia: *Chuckles, looking amused*

Fidget: G, TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO! Cause I'ma go beat this dog before she takes my spot as beauty queen!

Livia: *Bursts out laughing* HAHAHAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Fidget: *Laughs, watching Livia fall over*

Lilia: *Stares in surprise then smiles, his expression softening* She hasn't laughed that hard and genuinely in so long....

Malleus: Yes, it is quite wonderful to hear as well...

Lilia: Guess Fidget being around isn't so bad

[krewssleuth]

that old 'dear arkansas trend' with krew !..

ft. the best "side" character

you with the dark curls,

— lunar

you with the watercolour eyes.

— gold

you who bares all your teeth in every smile!

— draco

he says, "i can always hear you sing, i want to hear you speak to me."

— rainbow

while a stranger braids my hair back out on the street~

— funneh dominga

Mum The woman chuckled with a bright smile that I sworn I have seen before. "You can't say that! That's so mean," she tried keeping her composure but ended up laughing at my comment. Her hands continued weaving and twisting my hair with swiftness. I watched as people walked down the road, the cheap, plastic clock that ticked every second, someone's hair being trimmed with precision and through the mirror as I wondered if I knew this lady. I did, even before seeing her face. Always have, always will.

There you were, my beautiful daughter. All grown up. "Oh, please. You can't lie that she has an awful taste in fashion!" Still defensive as always. You stared at me, do you recognise me? It was obvious you didn't, I know those eyes. I'm surprised you do braids now, you hated braiding your hair when you were younger. I'm starting to rethink if we even knew each other. If I knew you. I failed you as a mother, Dominga. I'm so sorry.

and in your dreams, we are shooting at snakes.

I wish I could tell you how much I have missed you, what I dreamt. You were horrible with bows, always getting fed up and just knifing your way through!

and while you were asleep, i was surely awake...

Wish I could tell you how much I missed you, Ma. I kept seeing you in everything, literally. I can't even go to a café without thinking about you...

[marathegoat]

Okay I think I’m gonna start shooting SOME of my headcanons here. FUNNEH HAS INSOMNIA. PERIOD. no questions asked, cause I’m gonna explain. According to Gold, Funneh is always up at night she never goes to bed early even if Gold has asked her too or tried to make her go to bed she physically cannot. I think even if Funneh wants to go to bed she can’t her brain doesn’t allow her too so she takes medication to go to bed but it has to be stronge enough to make her fall asleep I think her parents got her some when she was diagnosed with it but it didn’t work for the first few weeks so they got a stronger bottle to allow her to sleep and it worked. Around maybe elementary going to middle school is when it got worse? Maybe I think that’s a good life spam when she gets worse. Even when Gold and Funneh would have sleepovers Funneh would sneak off to the couch and to stay there until she falls asleep which her brain will sometimes let her sleep but really late like around 4-3 am MAYBE even close to 5 am or it will just keep her up all night.

( this feels like I’m self inserting my own issues with sleep but lmao it’s true she can’t sleep very well because always up so it honestly fits her)

The only times where Funneh will and can sleep will be when she takes medication or she falls asleep in class all the time and her teachers given up on even waking her up. Especially when one of her friends whenever it’s Gold, Kyran, Alec or Evan funneh trying to talk to her they always find her asleep in class. Funneh to me is always borrowing notes from some of them and i also think she finds it awkward saying why she can’t sleep because she doesn’t wanna worry people who isn’t Gold but Kyran definitely knows and he’s always lecturing Funneh as if it will make her or help her sleep LOL

Or if it’s Alec or Evan asking why she’s always sleeping in class or how come her eyes bangs are so dark she’ll shrug it off as like “Haha i just can’t stop playing video games late at night” and they’ll be concerned but tell her she should start sleeping early

[acapellax]

Where’s Funneh’s Bag of Chips?

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• (Funneh walks to Rainbow’s room)

Funneh: Rainbow, have you seen my bag of chips?

Rainbow: No, I don’t see it, why?

Funneh: …Ok- ty.

•(Walks to Gold’s room)

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Funneh: Gold, have you seen my bag of chips?

Gold: Uhm, no? I was just busy doing my nails as you can see.

Funneh: Oh, uh-.. thx i guess? For telling me.

•(Walks to Lunar’s room)

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Funneh: Lunar, have you seen my bag of chips?

Lunar: Nope?

*She was reading a book*

Funneh: *Sigh* alright.. thx.

•(Walks to the last room aka Draco’s room)

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Funneh: Draco, have you seen my bag of chips?

Draco: Uhhhhhh…no-.. totally.

*The chip crumbs says so.. it’s obvious*

Funneh: Ok…I gues-

*Paused as she realized Draco’s the one who ate her bag of chips*

Funneh:…WAIT A SECOND??

*Funneh turns her head to Draco*

Funneh: DRACO, YOU STOLE AND EATING MY BAG OF CHIPS FROM MY ROOM THIS WHOLE TIME??

Draco: …Oh shoot-

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[defnottobyxoxo]

Okay guys,I have an AU idea. @ my dsmp lovers who also love the krew. and especially the krew agent au. just listen okok.

Basically agent Au krew has a mission to investigate the dsmp (which is a whole different planet) and report any suspicious activity but to who ?

-Lunar paced around her room while keeping an eye on her phone in anticipation of a possible phone call regarding a mission to hopefully save the team of agents from debt, See, the siblings that made up the group of agents—Draco, Lunar, Funneh, Gold, and Rainbow—became some of the most notorious agents in history in just ten years,but along with that reputation came a few issues; they never completed every mission perfectly, and the majority of the time, they carried out separate missions, but money was running out. Lunar’s train of thought was interrupted by the sound of her phone ringing, finally—she thought to herself as she picked up the phone hoping it was a mission. It was, to to her surprise. After some while, the caller hung up, leaving Lunar startled. The hardest part was that it wouldn't be a solo mission, but she had certainly said yes when they mentioned the financial stakes. Lunar hurried downstairs to tell her siblings about the strange incident. Her siblings were on the couch as usual, with Funneh and Draco playing games while Rainbow and Gold talked,"guys," only gold and Rainbow looked at her; funneh and draco were far too preoccupied to notice. "Guys!" Lunar yelled, grabbing the attention of the other two. "What did we do now?" murmured Funneh “nothing,now We have a mission.” they all paused,looking at lunar a bit confused "Wait, we?" Draco questioned “yes us. We won't have to worry about paying the bills if we do this assignment efficiently. Lunar grinned a little as the others now appeared more intrigued than ever,Gold nodded. “What is this mysterious plan, then?” lunar gulped “It sounds fucking crazy, but we have to investigate a planet to inform if we saw any suspicious activity?" lunar said merely over a whisper “could you repeat ?” Funneh asked apprehensively in case Lunar got angry. “We have to investigate a planet aka go there to check any suspicious activity.” Funneh stood up right away, "eh!" She grinned apprehensively. "Oh calm down, funneh," shouted gold. “This might be fun! Ah, imagine all the clothes i can buy !” Gold swooned As Funneh face palmed "Guys shut up!" “How are we going to get there!?” Rainbow yelled, putting an end to the two of them. Rainbow stood up straight with her hands on her hips, trying to take the situation more seriously. “How much money !? Lunar pass me your phone.” She ordered. Lunar handed over her phone to Rainbow so she could go and make a call, "I don't think this is gonna go well," draco exclaimed, causing the girls to turn to face him with a gaze that seemed to ask why he was questioning this “Okay well 1 New people,and 2 what if you guys get hurt!?" “….what if one of us dies..” The final word jolted them, the idea of one of them dying scared them all. Each of them sat in silence, they were unable to respond to that.

“okay ! This job must be completed right away! move ! We need to pack, we go tomorrow. shoo !” Oh come on, it's vacation time! " Rainbow grinned, having realized that the room was already uneasy. The others smiled weakly as they waved goodbye and possibly left to pack, but Lunar stayed. "did you not hear what Draco said!? He's right, what if one of us -... " Lunar didn't have the courage to even finish her sentence she was far too skeptical of the mission. "Hey Lunar, none of us will die, i'll protect you guys, i'm your older sister, it's my job,"

[orb-the-watchman]

Your Trademark to me is a lot of your characters (and maybe this is due to you drawing a lot of bugsnax fanart) look like funneh cat images, like I can tell its your art if I see it and go “look at these funny cats :) i want to give then a lil salami…”

I love drawing them like this a lot yeah lol. Especially Wambus, he’s not a depressed 50 year old man he’s a kitty cat mrow mow moeo

[gascon-en-exil]

I really like Thracia simps and how they defend unbalanced maps or the horror that is the nightime fog maps (reminder to all that this was a snes game, so nightime fog was litterally a black scree with the only colored tiles being those of your units) just bc you can steal enemy weapons.

Makes me wonder if the map design is that engaging and good and fun why we haven't gotten any nightime fog maps in recent games. Defending Thracia's map design is as bad as defending Echoes SoV's ones. Don't take me wrong, I like hard maps (such as Fates' stairs in CQ) but one thing is hard and the other is spending an entire day geting ganged by enemies bc "haha all black map lol funneh".

I like FE5, but it's certainly not because of the gameplay. Most of its vaunted challenge is really just the game being unfair like you say, and capturing enemies isn't interesting enough to make up for that. Fog of war, even in its less brutal iterations later on in the series, has never been a fun mechanic because it's just giving the AI an advantage over the player. It's telling that Three Houses restricted it almost entirely to a handful of annoying paralogues.

What constitutes fun FE gameplay is fairly subjective and is going to vary from person to person, but there's no getting around that every game in the series has its fair share of campy moments which are often some of their most memorable elements. It's just that some games - like Awakening and now Engage - are much more upfront about that being a major source of their appeal.

[ironclawallosaur]

As a trans guy I would really prefer the howling hordes of carebears on tumblr and twitter would stop telling me about how people playing Funneh Wizard Game are LITCHERALLY TORTURING AND KILLING ME.

[neon-u-dumb-shxtty-child]

Ghosteh’s stuck in a time where she and her sibling were untainted by wars, pain, and heartbreak and she’s too trapped in to climb out. Occasionally she would greet her siblings like nothing happened, and try to hang out with them: going on adventures and the like. She still the thinks the Twilight Zone still exists, cue Lunar spotting Ghosteh tinkering with the Twilight Zone portal and saying to herself Why isn’t it working? Did I do something wrong? Maybe I should just ask Lunar to make it herself… She doesn’t have the heart, not the strength to tell her otherwise. She asks her sibling where her dragon is, why the trees look different, why there’s so much strangers in Krewcraft. When she asks about Dominga, or any of the other children, she remembers. Draco remembers the look in her eyes. The despair and deep confusion as she wore the very same expression when the first storm that tore through Krewcraft ripped their home into pieces. The next day, it’s like nothing ever happened. Let’s try not to think about how she’s technically forgotten all about the dirty of Dream’s image. All he is to her is a childhood friend who got her out of a deep situation. If there’s one thing her siblings are afraid of the most, it’s seeing Funneh relive the terrible friendship that ripped apart the seams of their tight-knit family.

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OKAY IM. IN PAIN NOW

Ghosteh really thinks she’s in Krewcraft and is so, so confused over everything. She’s asking about everything, like about Frosty, Dominga and their children, The Twilight Zone, etc

It makes me wonder how Dream himself reacted to Ghosteh only seeing him as that childhood best friend that helped her in a really bad time when she was alive

I can’t, I can’t imagine how the krew will feel if Dream makes Funneh relieve that horribly toxic friendship. I honestly hope he doesn’t do that

[bluemoonstonesy]

what’s the funneh thing?

genuinely not taking the piss right

when i had those on and off seizures before i got diagnosed likes years later, i GENUINELY convinced myself i had like some weird future telling powers (because it makes me deja vu and all that stuff) 😭 legitimately thought i had mind powers or some shit

[firowisteria]

Krewstars Insanity: EPISODE 0

Megalli: FINALLY, we get this show on the air! It's been hell trying to set this up!

Botson: Tell me about it!

Megalli: Towards the audience! Welcome one and all to the show! I'm your host, Megalli!

Botson: And your co-host, Evan Botson!

Megalli: And we are..

Megalli and Botson: *in unison* KREW!

Megalli: STARS! INSANITY!

Megalli: We brought in eighteen contestants who will battle in teams OR by themselves! But regardless, one contestant will be eliminated every episode! Whoever wins, though, wins 150,000 bucks! The ships are one their way to bring in our passengers!

*The ship arrives. Gold is the first to walk out, and she looks like she is bossing other interns around. She has shades on.*

Gold: Quick! Quick! If you miss anything, I'll make sure that it will be on your future resumes!

Megalli: If it isn't GoldenGlare, the fashion queen! Your siblings are with you, right?

Gold: Well obvi! They should be out it a minute.

Lunar: *yawns* Finally. What took this ship so long?

Rainbow: Thank you for having us! That's what you meant to say, right Lunar?

Lunar: Yeah, whatever.

Funneh: WHOO! Okay, Krew, let's beat these guys as an alliance!

Draco: Funneh, what if we decide to do this on our own?

Funneh: *mouth hanging for a few seconds* YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

Draco: I dunno. You look like someone who would slow me down.

Funneh: TAKE THAT BACK!

Megalli: Look! It's another ship arriving!

*Another ship arrives. Shien and Oga are the first out of the ship.*

Oga: You ready for this, Shien?

Shien: You bet I am, big guy!

Reine: Nice to meet everyone! Thank you for having us and me! I'm Reine!

Roberu: I'm ready to win! I'm the winning son, after all!

Kronii: I wouldn't count on it, y'know.

Roberu: What do you mean by that, friend?

Kronii: There are EIGHTEEN contestants. *takes out calculator.* That would be... 5.5% that you'd win by luck alone.

Ina'nis: Plus power!

Kronii: And power.

Roberu: How could anyone be so pessimistic?

Kronii: Not pessimistic, REALISTIC.

Botson: AAAAND HERE IS OUR LAST BOAT!

*The last boat arrives. Exer is the first to leave the boat.*

Exer: aaahhh! Finally! I can breathe!

Aubrey: Can you move out of the way, dude?

Exer: Sorry.

Kaguya: Why hello, nice to meet you all. My name is Kaguya Shinomiya.

Shien: Shinomiya? Like the BILLIONAIRE COMPANY! Why do you need money, anyways?

Kaguya: Umm... I-

Oga: Let her be, Shien.

Shien: But I GOT TO KNOW!

Bianca: Excuse me.

Reine: Hello! Who are you?

Bianca: No.

Reine: ... Okay.

Kuroo: We got this, Kenma!

Kenma: Why did you sign us up for this, Kuroo?

Kuroo: Because we like money! And winning!

Kenma: ...

Twisting Tiger: I feel you man. I hate reality shows.

Kenma: Then what are you doing here?

Twisting Tiger: I'm getting out of my comfort zone.

Kenma: Ah. Same.

Botson: Before you enter, I just wanna say this. No electronic devices, and NO HARMFUL POWERS. They are taken away in you haven't noticed.

Exer: Oh, PHEW!

Lunar: WHAT?!

Megalli: PLEASE! READ THE CONTRACT! You are all expected to play this game WITHOUT any unfair advantages. WHICH MEANS, no powers. Only skill.

Kronii: Crud!

Oga: Man...

Lunar: THIS ROTS!

Megalli: NOW you may enter the mansion to make drama and cut each others' throats open! RIGHT HERE! ON KREW... STARS... INSANITY!