#texting drarry

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So the thing is, I’m kind of crushing on someone right now, but I’m afraid to tell you guys, because you’re not gonna like it

Hermione: Just say it, Harry, rip off the bandaid

Harry: It’s Malfoy

Ron: Put the bandaid back on

[ziggystqrdust]

the sillies

[ghostofnoir]

-Draco Malfoy and the Unfortunate Dilemma of Harry Potter

[cheridraco]

harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

I live for *insert any homoerotic male love interests that were not canon but also so down bad for each other even the actors want it to happen*

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

[iamnmbr3]

Love how Harry can always tell Draco's exact mood, thoughts and expression from tiny tells in his voice without even looking at him.

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

Am I crazy or is enemies to lovers only good when they're just enemies in canon and lovers in fanon?

It just feels like people writing enemies to lovers in canon don't actually know how to write the enemies part, and it's clear from the start that their characters are going to end up together. They never allow their characters to actually do evil things to each other because they fear the readers won't be able to forgive.

I don't want mild annoyance and teasing and secret crushes. I want full on hatred and attempted murders, is that too much?

[devanofficial]

Harry: Your eyelashes look so thick and pretty today Draco: Thanks, it's because they're moist from my tears

[acciomischief]

listen….. liquid luck!harry (best harry ever) meets crying in the bathroom!draco

[daddiesdrarryy]

Narcissa: Draco, we have news for you

Draco: What is it, mother?

Lucius: We’ve sold you to Harry Potter for money. One thousand Galleons

Draco: What? What are you talking about? How could you sell me to Potter? Is that even legal?

Narcissa: Oh yes, dear, it’s perfectly legal and you two will be married soon

Draco: But I’m only 20!

Lucius: The wedding is set in summer

Draco: Are you two insane? That’s not actually possible, right? I mean how did this even happen?

Lucius: Well it’s simple, Draco, Harry Potter chose you as his suitable partner

Draco: This is not happening! What the hell are you talking about?

Narcissa: We’ve already packed your bags, dear, you’ll be leaving in ten minutes

Draco: This is crazy! This—this is familiar...This—

Draco: What did you do?

Lucius & Narcissa: …

Lucius: We found your diary, and the story you wrote about you and Harry when you were eleven and I thought we could recreate it

Narcissa: The story is very well-written, Draco, despite that you think we’d sell you to Potter for money

Draco: Oh!

Lucius: Because we’d give you to him for free

Draco: ...

[dot-mp3]

ive seen others complaining about this as well, but the ai art plague is infecting the drarry tag baaaaaaad. i beg of you all, keep ur shitty robot art away from my boys.

and if u must sell ur soul to the ai overlords, at least tag it!!! when u post something that was clearly made by an ai and u tag it simply as fanart, u embarrass urself so hard it’s crazy.

anyways support real, wireless, soulful artists. fuck them bots.

[ghostofnoir]

-Draco Malfoy and the Unfortunate Dilemma of Harry Potter

[cheridraco]

harry: I like talking to you

draco: you probably like kissing me more

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

Harry’s voicemail would sound like:

“Hi, you’ve reached Harry Potter. Sorry I couldn’t pick up your call.

If you’re Hermione, please limit your message to no more than 4 minutes. I’m a busy man, ‘mione, really.

If you’re Ron, yeah hi to you too. I’ll be at yours on Tuesday night for drinks. Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten.

If you’re Neville, er- congrats on whatever new plant you just got.

If you’re Luna, yes I’ve renewed my Quibbler subscription. Tell your dad I said hello.

If you’re Ginny, congrats on winning your match and decided to call to scream at me about. If you lost… I’ll call you back soon.

If you’re Draco, I’ll be home soon. Don’t leave the stove on. Finish the laundry if you haven’t already. Yes I’m okay. Yes I miss you too. Yes I know you want my ‘bloody arse’ home. I love you too.

And if you’re anybody else, I’ll get back to you as soon as possible!”

[nonchalantunicorn]

fool - h. potter && d. malfoy

chapter one - unblock

masterlist