#tf is wrong with the inventor

[burb-ie]

You know a way you can absolutely startle tfp OP? Him witnessing any of the tfa bots casually losing limbs and treating it like an inconvenience most of the time that can easily be fixed. (because it can, with Ratchet and/or the key around) Like Sentinel losing his head, or Ratchet having his arm ripped off.

TFP has transformers be fully biological beings that happen to be made of metal and have technological aspects to them. This is why (sans Soundwave) you can't crack open their heads and download information from their brains. That would both kill them and- if they survive- give them severe brain damage. Which would probably end up killing them. (Both why the Cortical Psychic Patch was invented, and why it unsettled people so much. Because one wrong move and you could render someone brain-dead) This is why they also need physical therapy after getting a limb replaced, and why there's a risk their bodies might reject organs that aren't their own (t-cog transplant)

TFA has transformers be fully technological beings. They don't bleed (as far as i'm aware,) they can add and remove parts of their bodies with little to no risk, they can even Create new transformers by straight up Building them. (Omega Supreme) They're Weird in every possible way, for tfpOP. Not to mention He'd be SO ODD to the tfa folk. He's basically a different species entirely from all of them.

yet funnily enough, tfa can do things like drink oil and be children ("good morning young-bots!" , referring to human children as "protoforms," etc.) while tfp can't. It's so silly

yeah exactly, the episode where bulk just gets decapitated will freak him tf out

his secrecy and being uncomfortable with exposing himself to the public is how he doesnt become a target to that purple haired mad inventor (forgot his name and im not bothered enough to look it up) because given how hes just so much arger than everyone else he wouldve probably been the primary target

and when he sees Bulk just a head roaming around hes gonna freak

this by all accounts should be impossible, but apparently it is, and yknow what, if this wayward logic of this world is keeping bulk alive he is not gonna question it

tfa Ratchet is actually gonna spend timje examining and scanning tfp OP and basically studying him, because due to his diffrent biology, if anything happens to tfp OP e is not gonna know how to patch him up

not even Sari's key works on him

[whattraintracks]

cant stop thinking about my g1 ships i gotta share them with you-

oplita obviously, WHEELRATCH, jazzwave (soundwave not shockwave), megabird, skystar, skywarp x moonracer, and my sillies shockbee (it’s just rlly funny to imagine)

EXCELLENT I want to hear them!

oplita - obviously lol. I haven't gotten to Elita's episodes in the 80s cartoon yet, so I have no particular feelings about them yet, but they are the classic couple.

wheelratch - something compelling about an eccentric inventor who gives his life to his craft (read: routinely blows himself up in the pursuit of innovation) and the guy who puts him back together every time. I haven't looked into this ship too much, so they're probably sillier than that read, but yeah. They have TOS Bones and Scotty vibes to me: the Autobot miracle workers.

jazzwave - music bots!! I love these two in @/bloominglegumes art and Deal with the Devil by SatelliteSoundwave.

megabird - ooh Megatron and Nightbird, right? Okay, I haven't watched that episode all the way through yet (I just watched enough to find Starscream's "YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE MEGATRON AAAAA" so I could make it my ringtone lol), so I'll have to chat with you about them once I do.

skystar - MY ROMAN EMPIRE!! I love SkyStar so much. They make me so happy. and sad. and a lot of other emotions, honestly. They're everything to me.

skywarp x moonracer - MoonWarp! I have,,, a tf wiki summary's worth of knowledge about Moonracer, but I LOVE Skywarp, and @/vivkaart's art of them is adorable. This pairing intrigues me, and you should tell me everything about it.

shockbee - your sillies <3 You can't go wrong with a funny crackship.

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

the real villains of gremlins

5. Stripe - could use better communication skills but idk just a bit misunderstood

4. Mr Beringer - i get trying to do something cute for your family on Christmas but dude who tf actually climbs down a chimney…deserved fate tbh

3. Roy Hanson - bro don’t preform tests on sentient creatures just because they’re unknown to you.

2. Ruby Deagle - Billy’s much stronger then me because i stg the second someone looks at my dog wrong it’s on sight

1. Randall Peltzer - shit inventor, shit father, shit husband. do better…or just die

[lydmstilinski]

I went through your Dawson's Creek tag and had to laugh I thought you shipped Dawson and Joey and thinking oh no how can he/she/they like Dawson?! then I sent other posts and tags edit edit I was wrong all along lmfao idk what tf the writers were thinking though saying they were soulmates to me Pacey was Joey's soulmate from the start. Dawson's soulmate was himself he's selfish like that.

oh no how are you gonna bring up my awful past like that lmaooo 🙈 look i was young and naive and basing my initial shipping thoughts on not wanting to ship the more popular ship okay??? luckily i quickly realized the errors of my ways because pacey x joey are undeniable quite literally the inventors of soulmates

[olivolga]

I want to prefice what I'm about to say with that I'm not some super total mega genius, this post probably has spelling mistakes(english is not my first language) and I'm not the next big entrepreneur or inventor.

But I've often (and still am) being told that I'm smarter then my peers, both socially (how I treat teachers and adult figures and receive critisms by them) and academically.

This means, that my classmates/"friends" often don't really understand the things I say, which creates a group mentality that I'm the wrong one.

It's basically, in a nutshell

"I say something smart" -> they do not get it -> I try to explain -> they don't like "scientific explanations and social discussions" and try to shut me TF up because they don't want to be wrong -> everyone treats me like I'm stupid because they in a collective do not understand.

Imagen being so "smart" people don't understand and make you out to be the stupid one. And it's usually human rights discussions or litterall science too.

[justjesse116]

Enji is an inventor, but Touya is the one with all the good ideas for the time they're in, Enji is just doing what his son says tbh. There are no other siblings or wife, it's literally just Enji and Touya, and Enji's world revolves around his son. Touya is still snarky as all hell, but it's all out of affection.

I don't see any parallel for Gaston that doesn't piss me off, so go ham on that I guess.

Also, disperse the LOV as whoever tf you want as the castle staff, there is no wrong answer, and this ain't about them.

This is about Touya without most of his burns, he definitely has some from past inventor experiments, but he's got white hair and soft features. He's pale as the moon and is borderline malnourished because of his father's status (they get the majority of their food from poaching local forests and raising their own animals as well as growing their own garden).

Meanwhile Keigo isn't so much aggressive as hopelessly socially awkward. He fumbles EVERY interaction. Like, at a certain point you can't even really fault Touya for looking at him like he's grown another head and slamming a door in his face that has NOTHING to do with him being a beast. Because also, Touya does NOT care. Touya treats him like every other human he's had to deal with because he's had to deal with people being beasts to him his whole life.

The only thing Keigo gets aggressive over is the rose; if anything happens to it his whole castle suffers, not just himself. He knows that what happened is his fault and has essentially learned from it already, but the protectiveness he feels over those under him overrides his sense, and it makes him violent.

But he still would never hesitate to save anyone. He snatched Touya from the mouths of a pack of wolves like it was a normal Tuesday.

Keigo cares about Touya as a person, which is more than anyone in town ever felt.

Dabihawks Beauty and The Beast AU where Dabi is the beauty and Hawks is the beast.

Do you see my vision?

[mobiues]

headcanon   :    more tva lore,   but this time what mobius does specifically.   and maybe a general timeline on whatever tf is happening with him up until the tv series.   you know the rules,  folks.   if canon says otherwise sometime in the future,  things will change.

warning:   and  PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG   as this is a private headcanon i have that applies specifically to my own portrayal and interpretation.  

division.    mobius describes his job scope as “pursuing dangerous variants” but make no mistake,  this man is a scholar.  he’s been described as an academic many times by show creators and mr h/iddleston himself,  and how i see this can be interpreted as,  is him working under a specific Behavioural Study of Dangerous Variants Division  —  the quickest way i can describe his job is likening it to the Behavioural Analysis Unit in FBI, aka it uses behavioural analysts to assist in criminal investigations.

role ( on-field ).    that being said,  while mobius is authorised and has gone out for field-duty many times,  the procedure to which one may operate while on-field falls under the head of the minutemen.  which,  in this case,  is hunter B-15,  whose team has been assigned under mobius.  mobius is not a hunter.  he does not have the on-field experience as a hunter,  but he’s crucial in terms of analysing the crime scene and is the head of many investigations even prior to sylvie’s case.

minutemen.   when mobius was transferred into the TVA,  he did not have his start as a minutemen.  this obviously contrasted ravonna’s story because we saw how she went from being a minuteman ( a hunter ) and climbed up ranks until she was a judge.  mobius has always been “recruited” as a scholar,  and while he’s excellent at it,  it does gives him the disadvantage of not being as combat-ready as most of his coworkers are.

behavioural study of dangerous variants division.   so mobius particularly studies variants that has a high nexus rate events.  these means “characters” that tend to stray from their set path more than others.   he’s studied thanos ( aka why there were many infinity stones lmao ),  shang qi’s mom, a few english poets,  known conquerers like mehmed II and known inventors,  nikola tesla etc.  

variants he’s studied  -  loki.   loki has always had a suspiciously high nexus rate events — but more than it was sinister ( although there were few cases wherein a loki was truly unhinged ),  loki’s nexus rate events had always happened simply because ( for the lack of better term ) loki does whatever the fuck he wants.  so this means,  alligator loki who ate the wrong neighbor’s cat.  or that one loki who decided to elope cause they fall for that one person they met by chance.  a loki who walked the wrong path that one time.  mobius has always been fascinated by this.  but it wasn’t until sylvie’s case was confirmed to be a direct cause from an L-variant that he finally sat down and studied loki completely.

variants he’s studied  -  others.   mobius finds stephen strange particularly hard to capture.  they’ve finally developed a protocol for him,  but even that took a while.  B-15 likes the challenge though.   the first variant mobius managed to convince ravonna to have around for a behavioural study when the variant wasn’t particularly dangerous or has a high nexus rate event is a variant of  tony stark.   he finds tony stark very charming,  if not a little bit arrogant ( that’s somehow attractive too ) ;  was almost convinced by tony for a one-night-stand.  capturing carol danvers left a lot of dents to the agency’s walls.  variants like nebula and rocket never quite could get pass the robot-detection gate.

other mindless facts.   

#  other than loki,  wade wilson  has a matching ( if not higher ) nexus events rate.   he’s always somewhat known about the TVA beforehand,  and mobius and wade is on first-name basis even though mobius is sure that each variants of wade has never met him before.  

#   other than 1130,  the variant that struck most and stayed with mobius is a variant of loki who’d only recently become a mother and was captured a few weeks after the birth.  mobius tried hard convincing ravonna that loki and the child should stay,  extending their lives,  by helping with his study.  ravonna refused ( for good reasons;  because that loki variant showed an extremely high capture rate,  which meant they’re very deadly and significantly dangerous ),  and for a long while,  mobius can’t open an L-variant file or look at it.

#   the capture of celestials and eternals are under a different division altogether.

#    sylvie’s variant number is L-0734. 

[disregardcanon]

okay so spop in atla au

first thing’s first: glimmer’s the avatar; she’s not the last air-bender. shadow-weaver IS an air-bender. a twisted, traitorous one who joined the fire nation to further her own ends, yes. but still an air-bender.

the last of them for years and years.

adora is the younger, favored daughter of the fire lord. hordak is the older brother trying and failing to make his place. as a disabled non-bender... he’s not looked on favorably compared to adora of the blue flames.

that doesn’t mean that adora’s not the one to join the avatar. being favored doesn’t mean that she’s not going to save the world, after all.

chiefs lance and george decided to pretend that the southern tribe was completely wiped out and try to go about their lives peacefully at the edge of the world... until the avatar is awakened there and people start making a fuss. bow has been training to go fight in the earth kingdom behind his dads’ backs for years, and then he finally decides that he’s going to travel with the newly awakened avatar to help her become the hero that she needs to be to save the world.

princess adora has been on the beginning of her first tour with her best friend, catra knife thrower and her mentor, shadow-weaver of the air-benders and decides that she can take down the avatar to prove herself as princess.

when shadow-weaver stages a full scale raid on the peaceful southern tribe and adora sees how terrible the horrors of war are, she’s captured by the avatar and her best friend, non-bender bow.... and after glimmer and bow capture her they go through shenanigans that help adora decide that she’s on the right side.

catra is frustrated to hell and back by adora leaving and has basically the same arc as in canon in response, while shadow-weaver tries to convince her to come back. and then tries to force her to come back. catra forms her own party to try to bring the avatar back including chi expert scorpia and then adora’s other former friends kyle, rogelio, and lani. none of them like her much except for scorpia, per canon.

adora starts trying to teach glimmer how to fire-bend, but it doesn’t work because it’s the wrong part of the cycle. they realize that they have to find a water-bending instructor. they make their way north and eventually run into mermista, a swap bender, who fills in as glimmer’s interim teacher as they make their way north. sea hawk comes and gos from the group but always brings trouble and laughs.

they spend a little time in the north with glimmer and mermista learning northern water-bending along with frosta, the little princess. by the end of it they leave with frosta too. more water-benders are better than fewer water-benders, right?

perfuma is the earth-bending instructor. she’s not much like toph, but she IS used to being under-estimated so much that even though she’s a very powerful bender, she underestimates herself as well.

entrapta is an inventor from the earth kingdom who they befriend who they get shipped off to fire nation prison. she accidentally becomes best friends with the prince, who keeps coming to study earth-bending and develop better techniques to fight against them. together they develop a fighting style that emphasizes the weaknesses of various different types of benders and she develops devices to help him too.

in ba sing se, adora and catra have something resembling their season 4 fall out and glimmer gets knocked tf out trying to save her from catra.

something something catra suggests to fire lord horde prime that he send entrapta off to die because she likes hordak, something something scorpia comes to join team avatar to save her. something something boiling rock 

after joining their side, scorpia teaches glimmer about chi! it’s great

something something lots of redemption, something something telling horde prime to fuck off. something something catradora kissing. i don’t have everything worked out but i like the broad strokes

[enchantedisabella]

Modern Greek Gods

my ig is vivacityandvellichor

Apollo: patron god of memes/vines. absolutely has a meme acc with over a million followers. you think peter parker, a fucking gen z meme legend, isn’t his illegitimate child? that he made just to spite athena with spiders? you are w r o n g

Zeus: the one those Straight White Guys (ew) pray to. often they place maga hats at his altar but even Zeus isn’t that much of a douchebag to support tr*mp and he burns them and strikes those guys with lightning at once. he’s that kind of dad that refuses to vaccinate his kids tho (sigh)

Athena: literally the inventor of just fucking shitposts that mess with your head and are filmed by Apollo saying shit like ‘i have faced God and stepped over Her heaven to get to my throne’. probably runs a shitpost acc and a feminism acc at the same time with wildly different posts, but everyone knows it’s her. there’s even accounts comparing her captions on her different accs bc one will be like ‘big mood gonna go die now bc for some reason i didn’t want the tide pod challenge to die and I DID IT wtf is wrong w me im begging for the sweet release of death’ and the other will be like ‘systematic oppression is only beneficial to straight white males who will continue to oppress poc, women and lgbt+ if they don’t recognise their privilege’

Persephone: kindest person ever. except when you try her, karma’s gonna be a bitch to you. usually she just stays home and plays with her cats, probably spends half her life as a stalker on tumblr or running an aesthetic ig, and the other half baking muffins to throw in the face of her enemies but also to give the best ones to her mom. is definitely taylor swift reincarnated, there’s no doubt.

Demeter: andrea swift reincarnated. that soft friend who will go batshit crazy if something happens to her precious daughter. 100/10 has a very good mother-daughter relationship. hates gossip column blogs but loves it when the tea is served for someone that deserves it. (kanye anyone?)

Aphrodite: works at buzzfeed, no doubt. one of those fashion bloggers with a ridiculously huge influence over celebrities even though all they do is post outfit combinations and promote products, and always has steaming hot tea to serve on every website available. loves dishing out to demeter and gets along surprisingly well with apollo who is also invited to those premieres with her (though for different reasons ofc). runs the most colourful ig acc ever, has an insane amount of followers. wakes up with perfect hair and no one knows how.

Poseidon: youtuber. one of those annoying ones who always say to subscribe to their channel before really doing anything much or saying anything worthwhile? like, why not say it at the end when people actually know what your content is about??? always gets invited to those youtuber conventions but hellaaa problematic. not a total dirtbag, supports feminism and everything, but he just has an overall toxic personality. athena stays tf away. somehow is actually lowkey hot tho and has had flings with every other well known celeb who lives near him.

Hades: HIGHKEY anime stan. pretends to like shit like my chemical romance but actually jams to one direction when alone. video games and pokemon go is their life 24/7, but they still try to hide the fact that they waste their (probably few) remaining days on it even tho everyone already knows. has tried tiktok once and went viral for being hilariously fucking bad. definitely has a meme face. apollo once made a meme out of hades’ face to spite him but it actually also went viral and now hades is known as the ‘pikachu corndog guy ’ around the internet. sometimes ppl ask for selfies on the street and he h a t e s it. will flip them off but can’t swear without sounding like a twelve year old who hasn’t gone through puberty.

Dionysus: is incredibly good at tiktok. once did such a smooth pop and lock with six of his nymphs that it went viral. can shuffle up the stairs like hell was freezing over but he didn’t give a shit. runs those eating asmr accs that’s mainly just him stirring drinking wine super loudly until he passes out (somehow still gets a staggering ton of views), but before that, poseidon makes sure to film all the stupid shit he says to put it on his youtube channel. athena’s sometimes there too and uses his overconfident phrases for her shitposts. needless to say, dionysus is a legend on stan twitter.

Ares: will Fite you. is literally the equivalent of a human trash can. people do put maga hats at his altar and he fucking wears them like the fucking trashbag scum that he is. athena plots different strategies to kill him and has polls for the best ones on her story. Straight White Guy trashhhhhhhhh. nobody likes him. he runs an ig acc with maybe four followers at best, and they’re all just all his other own accs that he uses to anonymously harass athena so she can’t shove his own failures into his face. she always knows it’s him, though. people beat him into pulp on online arguments but he refuses to admit that he’s wrong. gets a kick out of harassing people on the subway. athena refers to him as ‘it’ every time she talks about him because she says that subhuman feces should be referred to by the correct pronouns.

Hephaestus: that one sleazy guy at school who’s best friends with hades but isn’t as bad as asshole ares. knows that ares is morally wrong, but still is kind of ok with him unlike everyone else. wouldn’t go so far as to like him tho. that geeky guy who always gets invited to parties. nobody knows how, but he’s in the ‘popular’ crowd, but often overlooked. some people think that it’s because he does all his hw for them, but actually, hephaestus is that guy who’s sleazy and cheap but really slick and conniving. can get himself into any club. that guy who only uses social media to stalk others, and he follows like 1000+ people but nobody will follow him. kind of a douche but not so much to become revolting. haaaaaates poseidon bc they’re both toxic af and recognise it in each other but not in themselves. that guy who apologises for a racist thing from eight years ago that’s been brought up. actually means the apology but doesn’t have much empathy.

Hera: rules wattpad and i mean rules it. her stories basically win every bad boy x good girl cliché award ever. terrible grammar but somehow has a shit ton of votes and comments. has had a string of shitty boyfriends but only has eyes for zeus, the most problematic guy ever whom she keeps on returning to. she blogs about all her relationship failures mostly because she’s too hooked up on zeus, and all her ten million followers tell her to get some therapy or help but she never does. queen of falling into toxic relationships and honestly athena hates her personally but feels really sorry for her. probably doesn’t understand feminism all that much but still wants equal rights for everyone. doesn’t care if you’re lgbt or a diff race, and i don’t mean accepting i mean she literally does not give a flying fuck. one of those ppl who is ‘fake woke’ bc they actually do have good morals at heart but say things like ‘i don’t see colour’ only for athena to reply scathingly w things like ‘you actually do, you just don’t want to acknowledge your own white privilege by admitting it bc to admit it is to admit that you actually have been born w an upper hand’. def is one of those straight white girls who actually are decent and try their hardest to understand racism but just can’t get it. vents on wattpad yet somehow only gains followers.

Artemis: ah, saved the best for last. arty is a fucking queen, she’s the one who consistently burns tr*mp on twitter and challenges views. probably an actual activist irl who is v well known and promotes herself through ig. is probably best friends with taylor swift and emma watson. probably lowkey has the best singing voice and is actually an artist using music to protest. is mutuals with her feminist acc with athena on instagram. probably best friends w her and they do everything together, run a joint private finsta with a fairly small following of 500 people but post the most aesthetic bff photos.

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

My first thoughts about Invader Zim (before I watched the show)

My overall prediction of the show’s theme was... a slight Powerpuff Girls vibe, but edgier. Lots of poison green and neon pink in the background colors. Probably an underground lab with white floor tiles as the main scene in most episodes. A really bad cartoon with crappy humor but interesting characters. Just very generic and cheesy in general, something you’d sit down your 6 year old child in front of when they’re being particularly bothersome so that they don’t annoy you further.

I had no ideas about the plot. I knew it would be episodical without much of a storyline, but something more like Gravity Falls, where there are small clues and references throughout the series to former events. Still really storyline-less, to be available for being stretched to season after season until you can’t even count them and the quality’s getting shittier with each one.

I thought Zim would be that typical bad guy. Just a little shit to the core. Always trying to cause inconcenience to everyone, calling them names, not caring about emotions. Someone you’d kill on the spot if you saw in real life. A bratty asshole. With a ridiculously high-pitched voice and laugh that tears your eardrums to shreds. Also really fucking feral and unhinged, probably going around on all fours and biting people for fun. Like if you piss him off particularly badly he’ll straight up attack you and claw and your face and try to chew off your arm. Incredibly cat-like, too. Most likely a coward.

Dib should have been a Dipper-knockoff. Quite literally. I thought he would be an exact bootleg of the Dipdops. Perhaps an inventor kid, building machines for his battles against Zim, a science kid. Super smart, straight-up genius, very devoted to serving humanity and saving people from Zim’s vile schemes. He doesn’t want the fame or to capture the alien, he just wants him to get tf outta here and stop pestering the human race. (At one point I thought HE was called Gir. I felt so stupid later for doing so.) Also, GIR would’ve been his sidekick, not the brightest brain there was but an absolute sweetheart going around and being sweet and brightening everyone’s day. A wholesome boy, never did anything wrong. Incapable of fighting, simply an assistant in the lab and Dib’s general company. 100% sees him to school and looks out for him during the day so he doesn’t get hurt. A fantastic friend.

I expected Gaz to be that typical teenage girl stereotype. She can’t stay alive for five seconds without her mobile phone, takes 54 selfies per hour, sreams when she’s frustrated, spends way too much time in the bathroom, hates nature, complains about every little inconvenience that happens to her endlessly. Not necessarily a popular girl but definitely a gossiper, pretty much hates everyone including her own family. A backstabbing whiny bitch. Can’t be trusted. Will not help you if you happen to be hanging off a cliff. Plays the innocent whenever it benefits her. She’s on the good guy team only for the fame and appreciation; as the savior of the world she’ll surely get praised by all of her peers. She still doesn’t help Dib though, just tags along and watches him work. She couldn’t even if she wanted, though, she’s an academical failure. She might be a tad bit into literature though.

I also didn’t think the Tallests would play such a big role. I mean, sure, they exist, but I believed Zim came to Earth on his own responsibility and will simply because he wanted to rule it, not to please anyone. Skool shenanigans? Human disguise? Lots of side characters of various species? Nah fam, none of that. Small cast, small problems, and nobody even knows about Zim’s existence since he hides in his base all the time.

And most importantly...

I hadn’t the slightest clue this godforsaken show would be so fucking dark.

ORGAN HARVEST?! DISSECTION?! TURNING PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?! ASYLIUMS?! MURDER?! FEELS?! DEPRESSION?! NEGLECTMENT?! SHITTY PARENTING?! GODDAMN BLOODY GIR?!

FUCKING NO.

[main-to-card-games-and-pain]

Clichés

So, I saw a prompt from @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars blog, and it inspired me to write, plus I have to do 30 min. writes everyday for a course of mine. So I started this at 8:26 pm, and it was finished at 8:55 pm. I must warn you, tis angsty. (also where tf did line breaks go?) 

...

Tony woke up slowly at first, then all at once. 

It was a cliche way to wake up in a kidnapping, but he’d been kidnapped so many times he was willing to indulge in cliches. 

His shoulders ached with the strain of his weight, and when he tried to shift a metallic clang sounded throughout the warehouse. 

Handcuffs then, attached to a pipe; how original. 

His head lulled from one side to the next, an involuntary groan escaping his lips as he found his footing and shifted the weight from his screaming limbs. The inventor’s eyes cracked open, his senses finally ready to take in more than the damp, musty scent of rot and the chill that clung to the air. 

The first thing that took him off guard was how bright the place actually was, he’d expected dim lightening if not total darkness. This was one of the things that catalyzed his ascent into the waking world, the other was the too familiar, too motionless figure that was slumped a few feet away from him. 

Tony rapidly became aware then, fear coursing through his veins. 

“Peter,” he hissed, jerking in his cuffs, “Peter, wake up. Wake up, Underoos.” 

The second thing that took him off guard was the contraption his prodigy and himself were attached to. It looked like it had one purpose - kill. 

Intimidating in nature, it loomed over the superheroes, casting long shadows against the opposite walls. Tony could see the blades, razor-sharp and large enough to cut through any muscle or bone it could encounter. 

The mechanic’s eyes found the conveyer belt, trailed upwards and followed it all the way to where Peter’s limp body was currently hanging. 

Ice overtook his veins and he renewed his struggles. “Kid, wake up now, wake up!” 

Somehow it was possible for the lights to get even brighter as the room began to suddenly buzz with electricity and power. Tony’s eyes widened as he watched the machine power up, as if he could see the electricity reach each of its limbs and bring them closer to their deaths. 

The conveyer belt started to move, 

but Tony didn’t. 

Oh my God. I’m not- I’m not on it, but- 

“Peter!” Tony kicked his legs desperately, frantically trying to get enough momentum to break through his restraints. “Peter wake up!” 

Peter inched closer and closer to the blades, unassuming and unaware in his sleep. 

“Peter!” 

Tony couldn’t watch this he couldn’t lose him he couldn’t-

“Peter! Peter wake up! Wake up! Please!” 

Peter’s head lulled, a groan escaping much like it had with Tony. But he was also taking a while to fully come to consciousness, and he wasn’t going to make it he wasn’t going to wake up on time he wasn’t going to make it.

The inventor’s movements turned frenzied, his wrists dripped blood, and his voice cracked with desperation as he watched the teenager get closer and closer to his death. 

“Please! I’ll do whatever you want! I’ll do whatever you want me to do! Stop it! Save him! Please, I’m begging you!” 

But there was no mercy for Tony Stark.

“Peter! Peter wake up! Wake up! Peter plea-”

Tony choked on air as something warm and red and wrong splashed over his face. And just like that he lost everything. 

...

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[gg-astrology]

Hey, I wanted to know if you could write your thoughts on cancer sun/aquarius moon? ☺️ thank you 💖

Hey there!! 💕💕💕 I’ll try okie 💕

[Below Cut: Cancer Sun - Aquarius Moon 🍐]

I don’t know why the first thing that comes to mind about this combo is that they ‘snatch’ things often skjdnfkndkn

There’s just something that’s very ‘prepared’ about them, like prepared with an answer in 0.1 second or has an Opinion ready in 0.2 second after you propose an idea/question

You want to be the most ‘accurate’ -- the most ‘self-realized’ and thus, you are dedicated to your own pursuit of those happening. Tripped and fall sometimes, but you always get back up and continue striving for your own sake (and others-- there’s a self-awareness of the social consciousness/world around you as well)

Aquarius Moon when inside a Cancer’s body expands the intuitive and creative side of Cancer– it makes for someone who’s strong, independent but also very interested in making their own walks/marks in their own unique way. A very positive feeling to who they are/how they work, and can sometimes come off with an air of confidence/inner-peace with themselves bc of that.

They’re vibrant, like in their own subtle ways (Cancers are kinda subtle by nature anyways). They know who they are and can often find ways to get what they want (or rather, work in the method that they want) in order to ‘get the end results they need’

These people however, are rather stubborn and fixated on things being seen in ‘their way’ – their values/self-worth is tied to how much effort they put into coming with all these incredible ideas, and helping others achieve their own success (by using their formulas)– so others should see ‘em for their effort and use it y know?

Any other objections of dismiss like ‘nah we’re going to use this/see it this way instead’ makes them fume a lil like ‘why?? what’s wrong with my theory/method??’ 

They’re inventors who thinks of themselves as making this theory/explanation for others to use, march by their own band to get there. 

They want that recognition/others to put it to experience (like ‘apply’ what their plan is and get results their own way) – so when others are like ‘nah we wanna do this other thing’ they’re like ‘tf????’

Y know like you came up with a practical and bullet-pointed solid plan to help a friend, an advice, and that friend completely just goes ‘lol nah i didn’t do it’ and you’re like??? tf???

Cancer/Aquarius are astute and want to use their perceptiveness to good use, do something with it for humanity/people around them. It’s part of their core self-esteem as well, and that’s where they can get tacky/cranky about things flaking out.

These people aren’t really followers, they like to experience and absorb new ideas/arenas and places. They have a strong sense of duty, to themselves/others – as Aquarius is also Saturnian and Cancer has that dedication to balance/stability that it does. 

In the midst of all this, you find yourself wandering. Your mind is off elsewhere when you have to pay attention to something, you don’t really focus when things are about ‘others’ or things others have done that society deems you should learn/know about. If your sense of autonomy/pulling 100% of yourself isn’t there– you’re lost in the sea of day-dreams instead.

See you’re most alive when you’re pursuing your own path, when you are 100% committed, because that’s where your inner Aquarius restlessness gets it’s sense of ‘duty’ from. That’s why i said you aren’t followers, but at the same time —you lack the understanding/patience to really empathetically see the belief of others, or where others are coming from. 

You’re self-absorbed in a way, and while it’s not necessarily a bad thing it does hinder you a lot from your full potential.

You dream about a positive future, an optimistic world yet you are inclined to cynicism, careless/impatient and is apathetic to other people’s belief/ideology or perspective. You can tend to put yourself first, your own motivation/investment in your ideas and beliefs before others. And this cuts you off from truly getting the ‘society’ you want to manifest/see/believe in because you’re emotionally detached to that (in practical ways, like putting your money where your mouth is and actually fulfilling the details of sitting down, listening to others and caring about them before yourself— think Virgos and their dedication to details) 

Make sure to check yourself for your ‘can do no wrong/self-righteousness’ path, because while you are aware that you stumble sometimes, you refuse to admit that you need reformation and that’s what’s stubbornly causing you self-denial/clinging onto your worst habits.

Your habit of throwing yourself into devotion/dedication into something, will cause you to have disenchantments and also brings about your apathy to others. So I hope you evaluate that part of you as well 

I hope this is helpful 💕💕💕 Good luck!! 💕

[hamletbot]

I love the finnish but geographically they go against who they are as a country.. like you have all those tame ass nordic countries then BOOM Finland, inventors of the molotov cocktail and the only country that properly handed the russians their soviet asses... Like the finnish are basically eastern european by nature and it is an accident that they are there like yall took a wrong turn and got separated from the hungarians so yall ended up in a place with more lakes than land.... Finnish mfs are russian lite but also hungarian extreme tf

[thehopedealer-88]

Flash Rant/S4 expectations:

Though TF is one of my favorite shows, this last season was not the best: The pacing of the episodes was off, the savitar reveal came way too late and people had already figured it out making it anticlimactic, Savitar was underdeveloped and more time could have been spent on him and of course EmoBarry. But there were individual things that rubbed me the wrong way, so here we go:

Star labs:I am so sick and tired of star labs. I am sick and tired of seeing the set. Why tf is 80% of every episode in star labs?!? there is an entire city to use and all we see is Star Labs. I know I wasn't the only one happy to see it get destroyed in the finale. Yes, I get it is the focal point of the show as far as locations. That’s where team flash comes together, thats where the Flash goes. BUT, its been 3 seasons. We get it. We saw it. Lets move on. Allow the characters to have lives outside of Star Labs. They deserve it. 

BARRY: LET BARRY BE GREAT. LET BARRY BE SMART. PLEASE. Barry Allen is a genius but the show has stripped so much of that away from him in order to give importance to *drum roll* STAR LABS. That’s bullshit. Show him being smarter, on his own. Let him make decisions. On his own. He doesn't need 80 people telling him things he should already know. 

What I want for Barry in S4: I want to see him using his brain. I want to see him do his job. CSI stuff. I want to see him happy and excited about being the Flash like in S1. He’s been through a lot. Let him thrive now. Let him have a stronger connection to the speed force. Let him be FASTER than everyone else. Let him be the one giving the pep talks, not receiving them. He’s learned a lot. He’s grown as a man and a hero. Lets see it. 

IRIS: Iris did more reporting in S1 and S2 than this entire last season. We never even saw the CCPN set ever again. Let her do her job. Please. In the comics, Iris is not only a brilliant reporter but her research and investigations directly help Barry in some of his work as the Flash. LETS SEE THAT. Again, in order to give Star Labs more to do, Iris has been stripped of many opportunities where her journalism could of come in handy. I may be alone in this but I feel like S3 took some agency away from her character by not allowing her to directly influence her fate by the hands of Savitar. She is not a damsel in distress and though we may know this, sometimes I feel it could of came off stronger.

What I want for Iris in S4: I want to see badass journalist Iris. I want to see her contribute more than we have seen her do in the past. It makes no sense in a city like Central City reporters are not used more in the main story lines. Use her. Also, Let her have emotions. She was preparing to die and we barely got a few scenes of her coming to terms with that. wtf. She is the leading lady of the show. Treat her like one and recognize how effective she could be. Also, I want to see her happy. Candice Patton has a great sense of humor. Allow her to bring that to the character more often. Let her be silly and fun, especially with Barry. And, give Iris a female friendship. Sometimes I feel like this show wouldn't pass the bechdel test. 

JOE: again, let Joe do his job. Yes, hes a detective and we see him doing some things. But its not enough. He should be Captain and will have more influence at CCPD. You can’t have a talented actor like Jesse L. Martin and utilize him mostly for pep talks and musical numbers. 

What I want for Joe in S4: A story line consisting of his work at CCPD. He also doesn't need to be at Star Labs so much. Lets see him do his badassary as detective. We know hes a great father. But I would like to see more about Joe outside of his kids. He deserves that much. Also keep Cecile and dont ever hurt Papa Joe. Ever. 

WALLY: He’s freaking Kid Flash and yet, he barely had any screen time in the last few episodes of the season. I hope this is because they are saving it for his bigger role in S4 but still, Wally is underdeveloped as a character and needs more focus on him as Wally and as a superhero. 

What I want for Wally in S4: Same as Barry, I want to see him thrive as the Flash but also go through growing pains. He has a lot to learn and S4 can deliver a great coming of age type of story arc for Wally as he learns to make mistakes and become a better hero.

CISCO: I love this character. And as much as I love him, I need him to back off a little bit as inventor and creator of all things team flash. Cisco has way too many jobs. Many of which as I mentioned can easily go to other characters. Now as Vibe, Cisco has other greater things to learn and develop for himself. Let him. 

What I want for Cisco in S4: Strengthen that Vibe power. Develop it, harness it. Vibe is extremely powerful. Let him get there. I want to see him work on his abilities with Gypsy and be an active hero, not just one who sits in front of a computer. He’s too useful for that. I also want to see him Happy. Give us funny, lighthearted Cisco we love. Allow him to go on a date. Flirt. Get a GF (preferably Gypsy) and overall be unstoppable. It would be great to learn more about his backstory as well, such as his family. 

KILLER FROST: Let KF be complex. The one thing this show is too afraid to do is go too dark. I get that with some characters but not with KF. She is canonically a villain. Let her be one. She’s more interesting that way.There is a way to do that without going over the edge. Right now, KF is helping the Justice League in the comic books but is still considered a villian. She has a Harley Quinn like thing going on and it works. 

What I want for KF in S4: Let her balance the line between good and bad. Let her explore her KF powers and figure out who she is. Please don’t let her be bad one episode and have her be good the next and return her to star labs. She needs to feel the full weight of her actions as KF. Show those conflicting emotions. She can be a bad guy and still have good in her. She doesn't need to be Caitlin again. Let her be a new version of KF. Develop her powers, and explore more of her backstory. There are deeper and darker things in Caitlin's history that we still dont know about. 

HARRY: Just bring back OG Wells. That’s all. 

TEAM FLASH: Lessen up the team. There are wayyyy too many characters on this show. And the more characters, the less time can be spent developing them. Tracy is cool but we dont have room for her on the team, at least not as a regular. Julian is cool but outside of being Dr. Alchemy, we don’t really need another person with the same skills as Barry as a CSI. Its just too bloated and needs to be shrunk down. 

THE VILLIANS: Speaking of Julian, I hope the show has bigger plans for him because if not, Dr. Alchemy was completely wasted. He was supposed to be an interesting character and one of Flash’s biggest foes but instead was used very little and then almost forgotten about.I hope the plan is to revisit that at some point. No more speedsters. At least not for a while. Suicide Squad, if possible would be a phenomenal additions for S4.  

Thats all. I’m sure theres more stuff but this is all I can type up. And remember, these are just MY opinions and feelings about the show and what I hope to see in S4. No matter what, TF is insanley popular, I just feel sometimes writers and showrunners take advantage of that and get kind of lazy. Unforunatley, I feel that happened this season. 

Here is hoping for the best in season 4!

[ill-be-istj-if-no-one-else-is]

Stereotypes: not just inaccurate but also illogical!

A while ago I made a post about how a specific INFP/INFJ stereotype is not only wrong but it also blatantly contradicts other stereotypes. Here are some more!

The original INFP/INFJ one:

“Fi is very private and cannot easily express emotions, and Fe is generally open and expressive”

“Ever notice how INFPs cry all the time and INFJs only open up to people they trust?”

A couple on Ne vs Se:

“ESFPs and ISFPs are so artistic and creative!”

“No that character can’t be an Se user, look at all of the creative things they did!”

AND

“Oh man Ne users have great ideas but they NEVER get anything done”

“No that character who is an accomplished inventor with multiple patents and a successful business can’t be an Se user! THEY INVENTED THINGS HELLO.”

The feeling functions again:

“Fi is selfish and inconsiderate”

“Yeah well I’m an ExTP, I just troll people because it entertains me.”

AND

“Fe desires external feedback!”

“Oh that person likes external feedback in the form of attention? ESFP, definitely.”

Inferior functions:

"You can use your inferior function, but you will probably not be good at it for sustained periods until you’re at least middle-aged and it won’t be how you primarily approach the world.”

“As for evidence that this character is an INxJ, note that they are a skilled athlete and very spontaneous, showing clear evidence for Se use.”

Those wacky NTPs again:

“Yes as an xNTP I don’t care about pop culture like who tf is Klam Kordata.”

“Hahaha well I’m an xNTP so I love memes and science fiction lol”

(I’d like to add here that the NPs I know in real life usually find reality TV fascinating and hilarious. Like, they look down on it, but they are usually more aware of it than the average person. It’s the SPs who genuinely have no idea because they were like, outside)

What is Si even:

“Si is about memory and routine and staying on schedule”

“Yeah, my mom always calls me on Sundays at 3 pm and I’m always busy when she calls this week I had the foresight to clear my schedule. I guess I’m developing my Ni!”

[pcndvra-blog]

hello hello! i’m s, 20, she/her, est timezone and i’m super hyped to be here! i’ll be playing this little cutie pandora and it’s my first time playing her so we’re kinda winging it here haha yikes! so under the cut is a lil info on her bc i haven’t put together a bio yet but i want all the connections so!!! pls pls message me if you want to plot!

first and foremost, pandora is 19 years old, a former ravenclaw and a muggleborn witch. she works from her home (which is probably an apartment in london) as an inventor which yes is in fact code for “she’s poor” wow how perceptive of you to notice that. she's also a member of the order of the phoenix

she’s an only child who was raised by her very free-spirited muggle parents. they traveled and moved around a lot during pandora’s youth and she’s actually originally from upstate new york (so she has an american accent!!!)

on her first day at hogwarts, the sorting hat spent struggled with whether to place her in hufflepuff or ravenclaw, but it eventually decided on ravenclaw

despite being rather erudite, witty and resourceful, pandora was far from a perfect student. her tendencies toward being scatterbrained and clumsy caused her to have a difficult time in some classes (specifically, potions) and she got detention every once in a while for (unintentionally) causing some kind of ruckus

personality wise, she’s all about Doing The Right Thing. she’s very perceptive and wise beyond her years so she’s a great person to go for advice honestly 10/10 do recommend. however, while you can definitely depend on her to always be compassionate and good and helpful, you absolutely 100% can never depend on her to do any of the following: arrive anywhere on time, not space out in the middle of a conversation, not accidentally injure both herself and you by being clumsy af, not interrupt you in the middle of a deep inner monologue to ask your thoughts on mothman, honestly the list goes on

joined the order bc she knows that it’s the right thing to do, but honestly her wandwork probably isn’t all that great so who knows what the fuck she thinks she’s doing??? not me

that being said, i don’t necessarily think she harbors any ill will towards death eaters as like a whole group. like, i don’t necessarily think she believes they’re bad people or anything. i think she just feels like in this particular situation, they’re the ones doing wrong and it’s her duty as a human being to blah blah blah

as i briefly mentioned earlier, she has like -4 galleons in gringotts though bc she doesn’t have an actual job (though i do think occasionally if she invents something useful someone’ll come along and buy it off of her). atm i think she lives in a little apartment in london with a roommate or two bc broke but also friendship so hmu if you’re interested in that connection!

pansexual af

can most commonly be found going to junkyards or digging through trash in diagon/knockturn alley looking for things to use for her inventions, reading a book, drinking tea, enjoying music, collecting comic books or practicing some obscure spells

finally, because it’s 1981 in the rp and i’m a piece of trash

~*stAR WARS!!!1!!~*

so that’s it for now! i’ve thought of a couple more things but like you’ll quickly find out that the more i speak the dumber and less coherent i get and also who tf wants to read all this shit. not me. i wrote all this shit and i don’t wanna fuckin read it asdfghjkl; anywAY, pls pls hmu for plots! i’m down for literally anything, but some plots i think would be cool are best friends, childhood friends that grew apart, roommates, maybe even exes??? idk i’m literally down for everything and want all of the plots so hmu and we can be pals!