#that meme with the butterfly but it’s ‘is this depression?’

[giantsinthemist]

your half ass-ed layer cake is someone else’s shortbread

-my brain’s phrase choice to try to motivate at random hour

[myciesmushies]

me looking through my blog right now and realizing I haven't posted any of my new art in ages

[insanechayne]

~ ~ ~

[presto-pesto]

life so far is a never ending cycle of being sad and nihilistic and then being happy and hopeful but also constantly being annoyed and it goes around and around

[cherrymorguex]

🍄 life’s short, play in the p u d d l e s

[filthy-vigilante]

I feel like fanon is what drives fanon in the case of DC comics rather than canon driving fanon. People took the "I hate the comics" to literally and refuse to consume the source material leave themselves only with out of context panels and the headcanons and fan fics of those around them.

This has caused a majority of the fandom to become an echo chamber full of character tropes that are so compressed from the amount of time they've been regurgitated that these three dimensional well rounded characters (that, yeah, might be written a bit inconsistently) are not even characters any more, they're memes* 

Characters that could be interesting vessel to explore trauma and hardships along with complexities between each other for fans, instead most of what we get is shallow reflections

Dick is not a slut that everyone loves, the golden big brother. He is a traumatized and angry man, who still tries to find the good around him and lift others up. 

Jason isn't a bad boy with a heart of gold. He is another traumatized man, who never got to grow up. Who struggles with the trauma of being failed by the adults in his childhood, left feeling like in some way he failed and wasn't good enough, like what he got was his fault.

Tim's not some reclusive, socially awkward depressed nerd who lives off of coffee. He relys on his social bonds with his peers and family alike. A social butterfly who struggles with depression from the trauma that vigilantism caused, but refuses to give it up because he truly believes in what he's doing. 

There is nothing wrong with imaging these characters in AUs or having headcanons that are detached from canon, that is part of the fun of fandom, but it shouldn't be the only part of the source material that you consume. You can't be a batfamily fan if you've never picked up a comic in you life

*Meme in this usage is the more academic version of the word: an element of a culture or system passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.

[butchhatred]

How to write image descriptions

Ive seen multiple people ask this question so im making this post. Disclaimer this is how i do things, some people prefer other types of image descriptions. These are guides not rules.

1. So i prefer writing shorter and a little bit vaguer id's because in my opinion, the point of image descriptions isnt to describe every single tiny detail but to get the point and vibe across.

Example: i want to describe this meme.

I could describe it like:

[ID: Two images with the title "Nihilism" with a black font on a white background. The first image is labelled "Stereotype" showing a grayscale image of a person crouching in front of a brick wall with their head in their hands. The person is skinny and white with dark hair wearing a black shirt and white pants. White text above them reads "nothing in life matters..." The second image is labelled "Reality" and it shows a skinny white person with light brown hair in a yellow and blue cap, sunglasses and a white shirt with black arrows. The background is blue and pink with a shark, a spaceship and bubbles behind the person. The person is smiling and is giving a like. Red text below them reads "Nothing in life matters!" End ID.]

.....but why would i write all of that?? Its just a meme, i dont need to write every tiny detail. i would do it like this:

[ID: meme shows nihilism stereotype vs reality.

Stereotype: sad grayscale person sits with their head in their hands and says "nothing in life matters..."

Reality: cool smiling person in sunglasses gives you a like and says "nothing in life matters!" End ID.]

Yeah sure, the first id is more accurate but the second is easier to process and remember. One thing to ask yourself is would sighted people notice what youre describing if you didnt mention it?? Its important to say that the first image is in grayscale because that adds to the depressed mood of the first image and directly contrasts the colorfulness of the second one, but no one notices how they have a black sweater and white pants.

I personally dont describe the way people (or even things) on images look in exact detail unless the way they look actually matters, such as:

if its a drawing or photo of someone,

if something about their looks is mentioned,

if something about their looks changes, like if someone is trying out outfits or if the text color changes from white to red to look more ominous.

if the person/thing has stereotypical, offensive or otherwise unusual looks, like the "gay people i respect" image where the gay person they do respect dresses "normally" and the one they dont has dyed hair and piercings, or if the person on the pic dresses in a way thats not like the norm like a drag queen, if a tree has a white bark instead of brown, if someone from texas wears a cowboy hat etc.

And even if these apply, you still dont need to write everything down in exact detail, like if its a pic of someone wearing chains on their pants you can just say "theyre wearing chains on their pants" you dont need to describe how one chain is spiky the other one has orbs on it the third has butterflies on it etc. Unless the photo is specifically zoomed in to only show the chains and the detail.

2. I also prefer writing everything at once instead of separately, like if someone is wearing a cowboy outfit i say that instead of "cowboy hat and boots and button up etc" or if its a comic with someone throwing a coin in a well i say "two panel comic of someone throwing a coin in a well" instead of "first panel shows a person standing in front of a well holding a coin, second shows them throwing it".

3. Another thing is that i refrain from using "an image of..." or "on the image is" unless its a video or a gif, or if im describing medium like "digital art of" or "meme shows..."

4. I also tend to do these one-sentence headers for series of pictures. Before i describe the individual pictures i give it a quick run down on what theyre supposed to say for a bit more context. If this nihilism meme was in a post with a series of memes about nihilism, i would say:

ID: a series of memes about nihilism.

ID1: meme shows nihilism stereotype vs reality (etc.)

5. Another thing to remember is that you are both writing this for people with bad eyesight who can read, and people who use text to speech. Sometimes the needs of these two groups are conflicting. For example, if a word is spelled with spaces between them, if you describe it with spaces its often okay to people with tts but its bad for people with bad eyesight because they wont be able to read it. Do not make image descriptions a smaller font. Do not make them a fancy font. These dont affect people with tts but people with worse eyesight wont be able to read it.

Idk what else to add if i have anything ill edit or reblog this post feel free to ask questions ig

Edit: Do not censor any words in image descriptions especially not with a star (*) and especially not if its not censored on the image. It becomes incomprehensible to both people with bad eyesight and people who use tts. If the word itself is censored on the image say "(word) is censored with/as (insert how its censored)".

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME SORROW-SCOPES FROM TWITTER (PART THREE)

"Positivity is a state of mind. Unfortunately, you'll never be able to afford to live in that state."

"This is a great week to come out of your shell and reveal your soft, delicious underbelly to nearby predators. Wait, pretend you didn't hear that second part."

"Today you will receive an affectionate, supportive visit from someone close to you. They will come into your home unannounced and say kind platitudes in a soothing register. After they leave, it will slowly dawn on you that they never once blinked or breathed."

"They say laughter is the best medicine but this week you'll really need penicillin. However, you won't get it in time."

"Your fortune will change for the better this week as you drop from number 3 to number 5 on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list."

"The good news is you finally discover that you are no longer alone in the world. The bad news is you need to hire an exterminator."

"Be like water. Sink down into an underground aquifer and stay hidden for centuries."

"It always seems impossible until it's done. Except in your case, you can't do anything."

"Crying in public is nothing to be ashamed of. And everyone needs a hobby."

"You feel superior to the people who get depressed in fall and winter because you can be depressed in beautiful, abundant sunlight."

"You'll finally grow a spine this week. This is not a metaphor, this is a violation of human cloning laws."

"What doesn't kill you will camp out in the hills and patiently wait."

"Instead of trying to improve your life, you're reading this and doing nothing."

"Like a ship on a storm-wracked sea, your future will feature shivering timbers, foamy waves, and the possibility of scurvy. Eat some fruit."

"Did you remember to look in the roomba for any incriminating evidence?"

"New day, new you! Hide the body of the old you before they figure out what you have done."

"You will find love this week! It will be fucking terrible."

"Someone will offer you the moon this week. Decline politely because you do not want someone with that kind of technology angry with you."

"You'll be like a kid in a candy store this week, unable to afford anything."

"You will awake one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect. And buddy, it'll be a huge improvement."

"The weekend is just another reminder of how sad and lonely your life is."

"Might as well go into the forbidden woods, what else is there to do at this point?"

"You will not die alone. You will die surrounded by a crowd of sheering onlookers as you slowly lose consciousness."

"You being yourself isn't really working for anybody."

It just says ferret problems, ghost bones, and a cheese hangover, so good luck with all that."

"Don't feel bad about failing. No one cares enough about you to notice."

"The cruel little voice in your head is right about you. It's also super fun at parties and has twice as much sex as you."

"You notice that birds start to line up to stare when you go outside. You finally ask why and one crow lays a map at your feet. You follow the map and it leads to a broken vending machine. Inside the vending machine is a Crystal Pepsi. Anyway, life is pain."

"You do not have a doppelganger. You were a mistake that was not repeated."

"A transformation is coming, but not like a butterfly. More like werewolf."

"You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference."

"In the symphony of life, you are playing the kazoo."

"Don't let your negative feelings about the past affect your negative feelings about the future."

"If at first you don't succeed, try giving up and going back to bed."

"You will turn over a new leaf this week, but the other side will have a little sticker that says 'you are incapable of change'."

"Um, better luck next life, I guess."

[thewritingsofevbrowne]

Writeblr Intro

Hello, my name is Evelynne V. Browne but usually go by Eve. I'm an aspiring author and new to the writeblr community but excited to get to know my fellow writers.

Quick about me:

Twenty-Three years of age

Canadian (eh?) 🍁

Master Procrastinator

Cancer 🦀♋

My favourite genres are... Horror, Romance, Psychological Thriller, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi. I love anything with Gothic themes really.

My favourite authors are... Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King, and Neil Gaiman.

Loves Sushi 🍣

Favourite colours: 💜💚💙🖤

The sound of rain... 🌧️

My favourite of Shakespeare's works are: Hamlet, A Midsummer's Night Dream, and Romeo and Juliet.

Coffee snob ☕

My favourite books are... Coraline, Stardust, and anything William Shakespeare has written.

Queer af

Been writing since I could hold a pencil. ✍🏻

Has always dreamt of becoming a published author.

Fibro Warrior 🦋

🌿🥦😏

Green Witch 💚

Loves Memes 👌

Spiritual Butterfly 🧿🍄

Loves animals 🐈🐮🐷🦙🐀🦥

Used to write cringey fan-fiction. (Yes I admit it, I'm the one behind the Loki X Reader series)

Anxious 🥔

Loves to play Videogames 🎮 (Skyrim, ESO: Elder Scrolls Online, Skyrim, Minecraft, Dead by Daylight. Been playing lots of Overwatch 2 lately...)

Previously known as (@lokilover1999)(@lokixreaderfanfictionseries) (Mind-Wolf) (MindWolfy)

Stuff I write:

I wrote heart-wrenching romance novels. I love to put my characters through trauma. (Just kidding... Or am I? *evil laugh*)

I love to break the rules when it comes to writing. I write some pretty f*cked up sh*t lemme tell you.

I often write about the struggles of Mental Health. Characters get revenge on their abusers. You know... Murder.

Writes about Vampires, Demons, Werewolves, Witches, Satanic Cults, fairies, and anything dark and twisted really.

You know there is going to be some kind of f*cked-up love triangle let's be real.

Anything Paranormal, Ghosts, Spirits, etc.

There will always be a gay twist. Always.

Queer Characters everywhere.

WIP's:

Too many to count...

Embers and Thorns (Editing) - 17th Century: An arranged marriage between a cruel king and princess that possesses a special power. [On Wattpad]

Love Lines (Editing) [Working Title - Trying to come up with a better title...] - A depressed vampire makes a no-su*cide pact with a nurse who supplies him blood. [On Wattpad]

The Hotel Vampyre - Sequel to 'The Victorian Vampyre'. The plot of the second novel is a secret so I'll tell you about the first novel. (1848 London, England: A young Victorian baker meets Lord Howell, a creature gifted with an unspeakable talent for magic. Her world is turned upside down when she is attacked only to wake up as a Vampire.)

I'm excited to join the writeblr community. I'm shy but I'd love to make some writing friends. I'm horrible at social media but I'm learning how to so feel free to follow me on the social medias.

[Instagram] [Wattpad] [Writing Blog] [Patreon] [Ko-Fi] [YouTube] [Spotify] [SoundCloud] [Other Tumblr] [Pinterest]

Dividers by the lovely @rosypotions

[gay-dorito-dust]

The way I never talk on this app so I don't know whether I should reply to o.g or make a new ask 💀🤷🏾‍♀️

~~~~~~

🥺 "me me" aggh my cold heart 🤧

I feel like it's a cop out to say he'll understand memes about the 90's, so I'm skipping that.

🤡🤡 the way I can already hear him saying, "but it's clearly not a butterfly."💀 I think he would get reaction memes the most because they can at least show emotion and when to use them.

Ahhh 🤣🤣 not the 'old eye squint and moving the phone' I yelled when I read that. It's unfortunately accurate. You're not projecting. You're seeing the truth. I thought the exact same thing.

The way Leon ages me with his dad jokes. He wouldn't just kill, but annihilate a meme by constantly using it. It'll be even worse if it already dead, which it probably is. He's a mix between annoying and "you're doing great sweetie", because he finally understood a meme but won't shut up about it.

I...i...I don't know what to feel or think. I genuinely and passionately hate the minions. I try not to let those feeling carry over to people..but 💀

I can totally see Ethan liking the minions memes. I mean he already has a kid, so clearly he's not making good life decisions.

The way you put me in a delimma. It's more like seeing the truth I don't want to accept, but Leon's humor is shit. The dad jokes aren't even the good dad jokes. The facebook memes he uses are the ones that are hella pixelated too 🫡 that's the cornball that won my heart. (just more depressed and traumatized, re4)

I don’t talk much on here either and when I do it’s normally through DMs with my mates talking shit. 🦦

Leon wouldn’t understand the term ‘dead meme.’ He’d be like “but they aren’t sentient beings, so how can a me me be dead if it’s not alive?” (He’s unnecessarily philosophical and I don’t think he knows it.)

How could I forget reaction memes! Yes! Leon would at least get those and would use the shit out of them to the point of extinction.

Bonus if he keeps using the same one over and over again for everything because he thinks it fits everything, even in moments where it might not but…it’s Leon, once he discovers reaction memes.

he thinks he’s the first one to find them.

Leon: did you know about these reaction me me thingys?

You: …yes.

I myself, also fucking hate the minion memes but once I recognised they’re existence I had to make it everyone’s problem. (I honestly don’t remember what was the point of them)

Leon is the only one who thinks his humour is funny and the pixilated memes? My god you can barely make out what it’s supposed to be and can’t barely read the text because of how poorly made it was that you’d think Leon did it himself.

You: Leon what did you send me?

Leon: a me me.

You: I can barely reader it

Leon: *dad sigh* here let me read it for you. (Proceeds to tell you what the shit meme actually is.)

I love Leon, I truly do, but he’d be that type of person that thinks he’s cool and ‘with the times’ for referencing the most ancient of memes that no one remembers. (He’s not.)

I’m honestly glad I’m not the only one who sees him doing the eye squint. He’ll needs glasses with how close he puts the phone to his face.

[bakugouscentedcaramel]

The Fated Masterlist

a fully updated list of the entirety of this thirsty bishs work

Enjoy Darlin’s!

Rules

And They Were Roomates(Mix Bag)

Baby Fever(Mix Bag)

Flower Bois(Mix Bag)

Flower Gorls(Mix Bag)

Corona Time(Mix Bag)

Behind The Mask (ShinsoxR)

Steam Time (Mix Bag)

Hidden Fangs (Mix Bag)

Restless Nights (Mix Bag)

Green Thumb Bois (Mix Bag)

Soft Cuddles (Mix Bag)

Cereal Killer (Mix Bag)

Angel of Their Life (Mix Bag/Angel Quirk R)

Amethyst Kitchen (ShinsoxR)

Long Hair (Mix Bag)

Long Hair R (Bakugou)

Music HC(Mix Bag)

Chatty Kitty (AizawaxR)

Green Paradise(MidoriyaxR)

Locker Talk (Bakugou)

Cold Nights(KirixR)

Suddenly Cold(Mix Bag)

My Ambrosia (KirixR)

Piercing HC Bois (Mix Bag)

In His Arms(KirixR)

Autumn HC (Mix Bag)

Clean Cosplay (Mix Bag)

Serenading Sunday 1 (Mix Bag)

Serenading Night 2 (Mix Bag)

Karaoke Night 3 (Mix Bag)

Filthy Hc (Mix Bag)

Crackheadcanons (Mix Bag)

Itty Bitty Perfection (Mix Bag)

Overstimulating (Mix Bag)

Butterfly Kisses (Mix Bag)

Too Many Legs (Mix Bag)

Cat Naps (Mix Bag)

Foul Play (Mix Bag)

Ghosts In the Halls (Mix Bag)

Best Gorls (Mix Bag)

Off the Hinges(Mix Bag)

Dragon Lovers (Mix Bag)

Clever Crush (Mix Bag)

Soft Bois HC (Mix Bag)

Hot Tub Fluff Machine (Mix Bag)

Wings and Showers Brought to you by Awkward Tension(Hawks)

Broken Things Brought to You by Awkward Tension(Bakugou)

Bottled Up Brought to you by Awkward Tension(Kiri)

Between a Rock and a Hard Place Brought to you by Awkward Tension(Dabi)

Just a Bet Brought to you by Awkward Tension (Bakugou)

Aphrodisiac Brought to you by Awkward Tension(Dabi)

Dragon King (Bakugou)

THE Undies(Mix Bag)

Soft Boi Todoroki

Soft Boi Kiri

Soft Boi Bakugo

Secret Sin (Bakugou)

hhh Sexy Brought to you by peachbeedle (Dabi)

Class Reunion (Mix Bag)

Blanket Burrito Time (Mix Bag)

Sly Foxes and Sassy Kitties (Mix Bag)

Hard Places (Bakugo) TW Depression/SH

Dabi Crackheadcanons

Movie Night in the Dorms (Mix Bag)

Scottish?! Bakugou?!

Nap Bois (Mix Bag)

Drunk Bois Hour(Mix Bag)

Detention(Bakugou)

Fireworks (Mix Bag)

A Short Cut (Mix Bag)

Halloween Kids (Mix Bag)

Sleepy Bois Hour (Mix Bag)

Good Girl (Mix Bag)

New Idol In Town (Mix Bag)

Battle Scars (Mix Bag) TW SH

Battle Scars 2 (Mix Bag) TW SH

Kid Problems (Midoriya)

Daddy (Mix Bag)

Daddy 2: The Belt (Mix Bag)

Sent Nudes (Mix Bag)

Sent Nudes 2 (Mix Bag)

Sent Nudes 3: Return of the Tiddy (Mix Bag)

Baggage (Mix Bag)

Baggage 2 (Mix Bag)

Hostage Situation (Mix Bag)

Southern Sweetheart (Bakugou)

Yo Mama (Todo)

Recoil(Mix Bag) ANGST

Trash Man (Bakugou) TW Mineta

Southern Drawl (Mix Bag)

Southern Drawl Yeehaw Unchained(Mix Bag)

Blind Love (Mix Bag)

Comforting Shadows (Mix Bag)

Otome Bois (Mix Bag)

Disney Disaster(Mix Bag)

Expressionless Mask (Mix Bag)

Pocky (Mix Bag)

Thicc Service (Mix Bag)

Kabe-don? More like Kabe-dom (Mix Bag)

Grape Jam (Mix Bag) TW Mineta

The Screaming Dead (Mix Bag)

New Kid On the Block (Mix Bag)

Then Don’t Tease Me (Bakugou)

Hydrokenesis (Mix Bag)

Aizawa’s Little Sister

Lemon Sensei’s (Mix Bag)

Shy Male S/O Kisses (Mix Bag)

Costume Help w/Katsuki

Pregnant S/O (Mix Bag)

New Panties (Bakugou)

Blushin’ in the Rain (Mix Bag)

Chapstick Teases (Mix Bag)

Old Friend (Mix Bag)

Beauty Guru (Mix Bag)

Beauty Guru 2 (Mix Bag)

Meme Master S/O (Mix Bag)

Fighting Depression (Mix Bag)

Chubby S/O (mix Bag)

Subway Feast (Mix Bag)

Pool Party (Mix Bag)

Overworked R (Mix Bag)

Defensive Grenades (Bakugou)

Party w/ Mexican S/o (Mix Bag)

Opposites Attract (Bakugou)

Tangled up (Male s/o Mix bag)

Jealousy (Mix Bag)

Wounded (Mix Bag)

Scarred Skin (Mix Bag)

Taken S/O (Mix Bag)

Pet Names (Mix Bag)

Confessions of long time friends (Mix Bag)

Thanks Dad... OH FUU (Mix Bag)

Shopping Spree (Mix Bag)

Family Trip (mix Bag)

Freshly Shaves Legg (Mix Bag)

New Games (Mix Bag)

Scent HC (Mix Bag)

Trapped at Work (Mix Bag)

[ase-trollplays]

👑 5, 14, 20?

5 - My funniest muse

It's a toss-up between Karell and Tantor for me. Both have a good, healthy sense of humor and are in a committed relationship with the bit. However, if I have to choose just one, I think I'd give it to Tantor because his kind of humor is primarily poking fun at himself while Karell's humor is making other people look bad.

14 - My muse that has suffered the most

You have to ask??? XD My poor sunflower butterfly Florah has endured the most shit out of everyone on this blog.

A dying psychopath (And I mean that not as an insult, but an actual diagnosis; she ticks all the boxes) manipulated him into bonding their souls together so she wouldn't fade away when she died.

Said psychopath then tricked him into letting her control his body for one night, only for her to refuse to give it back.

Then as part of her hostile takeover, destroyed his hive and killed his lusus, his matesprit, and all of his friends so she could have a clean slate to live the life she wanted. All while he was made to watch helplessly from inside his mind as everyone he loved was murdered with his own hands.

Two sweeps later, he tried to kill himself so he would be free of her control, but it failed and she was able to stop him. As punishment, she stripped him of all his emotions except for the few she deemed acceptable (happiness, compassion, basically just the positive ones) and made him a slave in his own body.

After getting him killed and breaking the soul link, he was unable to function and actively suicidal for over a sweep before resigning himself to staying alive because his moirail kept thwarting his attempts.

Speaking of his moirail, he very nearly killed her after she initially rescued him because Baby Rainbow Drinker Instincts took over.

As a direct result of all the bullshit above, he has Major Depression, Social Anxiety, Generalized Anxiety, Panic Disorder, Depersonalization Disorder, and Complex PTSD.

Sooo yeah. No one has suffered more than he has. :')

20 - My most ill-tempered muse

Another toss-up, this time between Corali and Shadah. Both have a temper like Yosemite Sam and operate under "Attack first, maybe ask questions if they're still conscious/alive" logic.

Actually, I think I might give this one to Corali. Shadah, for all her bluster, is more bark than bite nowadays after sweeps of having a stable and loving matespritship and moiraillegiance to mellow her ass out. She'll still fight a bitch, but not as readily as Corali. Corali will flatten you out with minimal provocation (Which Thiomi is trying to curb).

An Ego-Feeding Character Ask Meme

[moonspower]

late to the portrayal review, but it's always a pleasure to comment on how incredible vi is. like there's clearly so much intention and thought into his behaviors, his history, his interactions. his being a menace, but clearly also really wanting to help so many people. there's a vividness to his experience, his struggles that .. feels incredible. like i'm really feeling a lot of the impressions that he leaves on people, that he wrestles with himself. like there's a richness to him that i always love seeing around and have enjoyed for a long time now.

✨ @escapedartgeek. meme. still accepting!

isnt it wild that he wasnt a menace when we first became mutuals, im sure you remember when he was so depressed and lacking confidence that he really didnt have much going on..... as much as i liked that era for vi, his humble beginnings of being mild and people-pleasing, im glad hes not like that anymore lol he was pathetic! i'd say early!vi was whiny, but i think it was more like he was a bit on the childish side.... a 22-year-old with no direction... now hes turning 29 in a week and hes a bad bitch!!! it took life kicking him to the ground for him to have have his butterfly moment lol.

thank u :) u kno ur one of the people that can make a good au verse on the fly..... interesting ones too. like grand theft auto, daria, etc etc. i think ppl should be that free to throw their muses anywhere

[himemi]

tagged by @powerbottomblake you're insane bestie ily and yeah it's been so long since I've seen this type of post but whatever ill bite

favorite color: can you beat the color gold??? tbh how can you pick one when yellow, orange, red, blue, etc etc are all so beautiful in their own way (gold and black are so sexy tho)

currently reading: uhhhhhh so I'm supposed to be reading tlt bc you were lovely enough to buy it for me but lord everytime there's a meme reference I close the book 😭 im also rereading tg/cf and maybe I'll pick Carrie and Grapes of Wrath back up idk

last series: I just finished rewatching SamuraiCh/amploo but for new content it would have to be Ash vs Evil Dead bc BruceCampbell has a hold on me, romi & maria (we want him carnally+we can't get enough of his tits)

last song: lol it was either allegory, allegorier, allegoriest or magic lantern butterfly moth 16th century

last movie: we rewatched Midnigh/tCowboy 2 Saturdays ago but as for new movies, it would be Nope and I can't recommend yall go watch that enough

currently working on: just trying to distract myself to forget I'm depressed lol but school starts soon and that should help. Also trying to convince the besties to go somewhere together bc its been 3 years since we've seen each other :(

tag 9 people hmmm let's see if I can even think of 9.... @boktai @hannigramjpg @concha @nekowreck @shaiger @ithacanradio ughhh its too early for me to be thinking of urls like this just do it if you want and say I tagged you

[outoutdamnspark]

I'm gonna be a little greedy and ask for W, T and F for Reina for the alphabet kink.

- Aching anon

*muffled screaming*

I have?

An anon??!!

HolyshitIhaveananon!

My dude, my guy, my ghoul, you're the first one to send something in for the letter thing - you can as greedy as you want with this~

For the Alphabet Smut meme

(Answers under cut because sex.)

Reina has one hell of a praise kink (crossed with a hint of a voice kink) and a need to be dominated. Wreck her. Just absolutely ruin her. She's spent way too long having only herself to really rely on, while simultaneously feeling like she has no control over her own life anymore; please take over, she desperately needs to be able to put the control in someone else's hands. (If she trusts you enough to be intimate with you in the first place, then she'll trust you to take the reins in the bedroom - especially considering she hasn't really felt safe enough to ever have sex to begin with before.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

On that same note, praise. Tie her up, blindfold her, gag her, do whatever, but make sure to tell her how well she's doing while you're at it. Call her nice things, too, like 'pretty' (or 'kitten' or 'pet' or 'flower,' for extra bonus points), or let her know how good she feels. Lots of kisses while you rail her into the mattress. She's starved for assurance and affection, so pamper this poor girl just a little bit and she'll happily let you dom her like there's no tomorrow.

-

Depression sapped her libido for the longest time, and living a nomadic lifestyle didn't really let her afford much in the way of anything sex-related, so she's mostly used her own hands up until now.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

However, she does own one. You know those vibes with the clit stimulator on one side? Usually shaped like a rabbit or a butterfly for some inexplicable reason? (Like this thing.) Yeah, she bought one of those when she finally got stable in Unova; it was one of her first purchases after moving into her apartment, and it gets a decent amount of use. (She'd be perfectly fine with a partner using it on her, too.)

As for on a partner, you may have to talk her through it? She's super inexperienced, and pretty bashful in bed to start off with - and pretty subby, to boot. However, she'd be more than willing to give it a try if asked to. She would want to make her partner feel as good as they make her feel, so just be patient while she figures out how~

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(Fair warning, I am bad with sex position names, so if these aren't quite right, blame google. XD)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

She’s incredibly touch and affection-starved, so face-to-face positions where she can curl herself around her partner are an absolute must for her. She likes the grounding weight and being able to feel their heartbeat, their warmth, hear their voice; she’ll wrap her legs around their waist and her arms around their shoulders and pull them in close. (Work her up enough and she’ll even claw at your back.)

Missionary or The Rocker

Since The Rocker is like regular Missionary but while laying on your sides, the fit is a lot tighter. The weight won’t be there, and she’ll only be able to drape one leg around her partner’s waist, so she’ll be able to move more; it’s better for slower, sleepier morning sex, and it’s a surefire way to put her in a cuddly, “pancakes and lazy sunday” kind of mood.

Doggy Style or Standing Doggy Style

Exactly what you think it is. Perfect for dominating her, pinning her down, making her scream into the pillows or her own hands if you’ve got her bent over a counter or a desk. This is the best position for bdsm sessions rougher lovemaking because it absolutely strips her of any control - and gives you ample access to her thighs should you decide to reach your hand down between them and overstimulate her~

Again, more face-to-face for that first one; Cowgirl, but sitting in her partner’s lap in a chair, rather than lying down. Other than desk/counter sex, this one is the go-to for sex at work - and also for after-breakfast couch sex if you’re doing that “pancakes and lazy sunday.”

Cowgirl Chair or Lean-Back

In that same vein, Lean-Back is just the same thing but backwards. So. You know. Almost like up-right doggy style~

Take the opportunity to run your hands over her body while whispering in her ear; put your hand over her throat (but don’t actually choke her) for a little trust play and she may just straight up ascend.

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'Do you see a real person, or just, a lie?' -- This is an independent, and semi-selective blog for Cloud Strife. I take a lot of inspiration from the game but have crafted my own backstory to Cloud that heavily ties into the reasoning of his character traits.

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↓ Guidelines ↓

My portrayal of Cloud is based on my headcanons with insp from their original content.

Blog is not spoiler free so I will be tagging spoilers, rebirth spoilers ♥

My activity mostly depends on my health conditions(GERD & IBS) and the fact I am dealing with job hunting. This will be the main reasons if I am every slow/ever go a bit MIA. But if I ever go on break I will make a post about it.

I am a semi-selective blog and mutuals only! I am OC friendly.

I do have a discord! You may ask for it if we are mutuals and if you want to plot and what not and of course just chat ooc.

TRIGGERS, PLEASE TAG - TW: GORE, TW: SPIDERS, TW: BUTTERFLY, TW: ZOMBIES !!

About mun: Jupiter. Pronouns: she/her. Timezone: EST!

ALSO, I want to make a statement that is blog will not tolerate ship hate. This has been an ongoing thing for vii but I will not be a part of it. Ship freely, and respect others. Okay? Thank you c:

↓ Rest of rules in full detail BELOW ↓ 

✶ FIRST AND FOREMOSTS ✶

I. This is a mutuals blog only, please respect that.

II. I  deal with something called GERD, which is Gastroesophageal reflux disease, and IBS, which is Irritable bowel syndrome. It is a big reason, along with anxiety/depression that sometimes makes it hard for me to focus a lot and if I suddenly have low activity that is a big reason why. I'll do my best to not complain about it a lot ooc cause I do not wish to bother ppl with it, but it's just a heads up.

III. Please note that the mun is going through the job hunt process so sometimes I may be active for a while but then I may disappear for a bit, causing me to take some time with replies. Please understand♥

✶ IMPORTANT NOTES ✶

IV. Please, no godmodding my characters! Thank you ♥

V. I have a discord! If we are mutuals feel free to ask for it to plot and whatnot!

VI. SEMI-SELECTIVE BLOG. If I do not rp/follow with you, please do not take offence. Sometimes I may not because I don't see a way for our muses interacting/I may not know character too well sorry :x 

VII. I am open to AU’s and rping with OC’s! If you are an OC though, it would be nice if you would have an about page. Just so I can get the feeling of your character. Or, just make sure to tell me about your character if you wish to RP with me c:

VIII. When it comes to rping with characters from the same fandom, I roleplay the way I believe they would act with this person based on my idea of their relationship. This does not mean I am forcing you to automatically like/act the same way toward them. It’s just the way I believe they would act towards him/her.

✶ TAGGING & WRITING ✶

IX. I am open to any type of threads except extreme gore. Action is fine, and talk of blood is as well but if it goes into great detail I can not handle it. I am very sensitive about it, sorry.

X. If you ever reply to one of my asks, I prefer it if you put it in a separate post c:

XI. Please!!! tag these things if you post them because I am very sensitive: TW: GORE, TW: SPIDERS, TW: BUTTERFLY,  TW: ZOMBIES

XII. While rping Cloud, I have my own headcannons about him.. You do not have to agree with them but please respect them. I also wanna give a shoutout to my one friend who has helped me develop so many of my headcanons. She a real one♥

✶ SHIPPING ✶

XIII. I am open to having relationships built with my muse but please do not force it on me. I’m not trying to be mean, and it does not mean I do not like you. I just believe that our characters need to get to know each-other and develop their relationship. Again, don’t take offence if my muse does not get along with yours.

✶ OTHER ✶

XIV. If you are curious and may think you know me hah, here are my other blogs I used to rp my muses on: Noctis, Yuri, Alm, Aladdin, Cloud, and others but.. So long ago lol.

XV. I will not interact with muses from the following fandoms: fruit basket, anything fully associated with FULL ON horror.. If you are a multi muse and happen to have characters from these fandoms that’s fine, as long as you have others I can interact with.

✶ NSFW ✶

XVI. Mun is of age. Cloud is as well and nsfw may be present on the blog. This can go from headcanons written about them or rp threads. I will not do nsfw with minors. PLEASE do not lie about your age.

XVII. There will be dark themes on this blog due to Cloud’s story and past.

XVIII. I always tag topics like, suicide, abuse, self hate, depression, blood. The way I tag triggers is tw: word. Or word // If you want me to add any/if I forget to tag something, LET ME KNOW♥

XIX. What will NOT be present on this blog ever is, rape, incest, pedophillia, racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism. (I’m running blank but these seem like the obvious, will add to it if I think of any.)