#that's not on me

[daydadahlias]

past jess: i would rather eat glass than read a daddy kink

now jess:

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[whothehellisdante]

I want to write something really simple and mundane for V and Garrett because I feel like they’re always being romantic deliberately but I guess this is also just The Way for them. 

But anyway I want to write a billion things for them. But I keep starting one-shots and leaving them half written. :\

[kaustic]

well okay :( i can't blame you for tilting into being toxic and discoursing bc ive been there but if you truly want followers gone and hate people shipping dnf (because it does come across as that and not just being anti-truthing) then i'll see myself out. its a shame since i did like some of your takes and enjoy drunz dynamics too. god speed.

no i don't hate people shipping i actually do like dnf despite what my enraged thoughts may seem. like you can unfollow I'm not gonna stop you, but if you're normal about dnf then idgaf. if you felt called out by my posts tho, i can't help that

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[knifefightscene]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[vampiredulac]