#the algorithm is out to GET me
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no way did i just see these one right after the other. this is diabolical.


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gojo in a compression shirt… save me… someone save me…
#the algorithm is out to GET me#i have seen 5 fanarts in the past hour of gojo shirtless + with a compression shirt version#oh my god#someone SAVE ME…#i talked so much again
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
#ghost#this was a wip too and its mainly to keep that damn twitter algorithm from throwing me into the abyss if im not on every fukkin day#i got sonethin imma post on patreon bc christ sake ppl are paying me but otherwise no more fukkin around#my first time seeing him wit the scarf a 'slay queen' slipped out despite me never really fukkin saying shit like that AHA#ghost with the crustiest bloodshot eyes from getting 3 hrs of sleep bawling his eyes out in the shower and smoking 5 blunts#bc girl thats how it is#my art#fanart#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost mw2#ghost cod#mw3#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare 3#put em all in there fuggit
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they're both draft eligible [okotoksoilers]
#and their team just got blown out of the playoffs by the penticton vees#blorbos from my friends' del player lore#my ig algorithm is not seeing heaven but this one did send me down a rabbit hole#okotoks oilers are part of five alberta teams who defected from ajhl to the bchl#and EYE did not know that bchl defected from hockey canada and the chl. bc i do not follow junior hockey. so its completely independent#so these five alberta teams defected not just from ajhl but hockey canada entirely#APPARENTLY bc the bchl is way better at getting their kids into ncaa and draft eligibility#which was cool. thinkin about the kids futures#anyway then i started digging around the bchl ig to see if they do free games so we could do a watch party :) they don't#and there are bizarrely toxic things happening between the whl and bchl#but the bchl had NINETY-THREE players in the ncaa playoffs this year which fascinated me#so clearly it's working lol#anyway. imagine ur otp#okotoks oilers#hockey for ts
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not to be an extremist or anything but people who make a post about a character and then tag every other character even if those characters aren't in the post at all should be put in saw traps
#get your fuckass posts out of the goddamn tag if it's NOT ABOUT THE THING YOU TAGGED IT AS!!!#what algorithm are you trying to game here#because you're not making me wanna follow you or engage with your content#you're making me want to put you in the rack
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I need more RG in my feed and less of literally everything else, the brain worms are seeking food and all they’re finding is stress and isolation
#I’m mostly joking about the everything else because I like to see different things#but you would think that whatever algorithm this site runs on would understand what I ship#and what I definitely do NOT ship#and I don’t necessarily want to filter out the tags because I want to keep myself open minded for change#but when I see only posts from that ship and literally none of the other ones#not even the rare pairs or ships that I could sort of see#literally the only ship that I can’t for the life of me see gets frustrating#and because it’s the popular ship it’s easy to feel unrepresented and stigmatized by the overwhelming amount of fan content#I just want to see my babies happy together#I think it’s pretty obvious what the other ship is but let it be known that I hold no grudges towards any shippers#I just personally feel like narratively they don’t make sense#anyways#more rosegarden please and thank you#I miss them so much#rwby rosepine#rosepine rwby#rwby rosegarden#rosegardenrwby#rosegarden#rosegarden rwby#rwby rg#rosepine#greenlight volume 10#greenlight rwby volume 10#greenlightvolume10#rwby#crwby#ruby rose#oscar pine
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“skinnytok” and “how to get HOT before summer” and “you don’t understand you need DISCIPLINE AND SACRIFICE to look good” and “i drink tea and water i don’t snack!!” culture is back FUKKKKKKK
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Poseidon: After everything you’ve done… How will you sleep at night?
Odysseus: …..On a mattress from MattressFirm. So I sleep All night long!
#this is for a specific audience#Epic the musical is NOT sponsored by MattressFirm#You did not hear it from me#It was just stuck in my head and I had to get it out#And you had the displeasure of being the unfortunate folk the algorithm decided to give this to#epic the musical#odysseus epic#epic poseidon#epic the vengeance saga#vengeance saga#the vengeance saga
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#i hate YouTube sometimes#likes it’s fine it’s fine whatever#but yesterday it was all comments of people who didnt care/know about the subculture questioning why this would be on their timeline#and today it’s a bunch of people kindly ‘educating’ me on the history of punk and goth.#like; ‘in the past you couldn’t just buy goth clothing you had to make it’ no shit Sherlock why do you think my whole channel is about diy#or ‘goth is about the music”’ yes idiot which is why I put an entire section explaining where to find affordable music#or people who seem to not watch the video and just reccomend things you already said#like ‘if you have a library check out maker spaces’ yes exactly which is why I dedicated a section of the video to talking about#library resources you can find and all the equipment you might be able to borrow#like it’s fine it’s fine I really shouldn’t get so annoyed I feel like I’m probably being a bitch right now.#but I think I just woke up grumpy#and whenever people try to ‘teach me about alt’ in my own YouTube comments in a very condescending way#or way that made it clear they didn’t watch the video#it’s just annoying#also feel free to ignore this I don’t need a reply or validation I just needed to vent#I get I’m being an asshole and the ‘#‘comments are good for the algorithm so it’s good why does it bother you’#I don’t know. it does. I’m sorry.#personal#rabbit rambles
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Friday
"Does table salt go bad" and "first amendment text" and "richmond virginia suburbs" and other things I've asked the Internet this week.
It was almost warm enough a couple days this week to make park days a thing. I tried. My toes got cold.
I think banning TikTok as it exists today is probably a good idea, but the law to effect that change seems to be in conflict with the first bullet point in the bill of rights. If we lived in a time where precedent mattered, I might be more bothered about how this all plays out. Will the government give TikTok assurances they wont enforce the law that the government enacted to oust them? Who knows. Does it matter? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At the end of the day, I think I'm mostly just sad about my TikTok (maybe?) going away.
Booked a trip to (the suburbs of) Richmond, VA for the middle of February. A couple nights in Tuckahoe and a couple in Chester. Mostly just a vibe check. I'm hoping to settle on a plan by early March.
[work stuff.]
Rachel Platten is coming to town in March and it took me all of about 12 seconds to buy a ticket this morning, even though I haven't listened to her music in ages.
I have so many pictures to sort through and scan. And a bunch of laundry to fold.
Maybe this weekend.
It could happen.
#i knew that salt didn't ''go bad'' but i asked anyway#the salt in question was more than a couple decades old#it was fine... i think#i need to repaint my toenails#i've spent years curating my algorithm#and it's hardly any subversive propaganda at all these days#multitudes etc.#I was tempted to push the VA trip out until late March or early April but [work stuff] got me back on track#I've also got tickets to Lauren Sanderson and Lauren Mayberry in a couple weeks and Kelsea Ballerini in March and then nothing 🥺#and maisie peters bailed on opening for kelsea ballerini :((#(but she's been touring a. lot. and i'd rather see her take a break instead of burn out)#get yourself a fan like me who'll just buy a ticket to your show and then figure out what you're on about these days#I don't think I made it through the first chapter before DNFing Annie Bot#But this book was good#evenings this week with cameo appearances from Venus
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there are simply so many things about ""fandom"" that are profoundly baffling to me
#i just dont see the point. what is there to get out of this#as one person's niche specialty sure we've all got dumb shit to go to bat for#but as things 'fandom' as a broad group of people love doing constantly all the time? like. why#ill tell you man i dont love that my ''thing'' right now is an actually large/popular franchise#actually impossible to avoid 'the 'fandom' types' and fandomization as a whole.#bringing back a nastier side of me id rather not revisit.#i dont go out of my way to interact with fandom ever but my work is such#that it's usually pretty good at attracting the kind of people i do vibe with so its still chill#but with such large audiences even a niche crowd is far less.... discerning#and then of course whatever the algorithm picks up and shows you is going to be far less catered. i dont CARE. uuuggghhhh#glass houses of course im hardly any better myself these days. but like.#i think if you dont hold at least a little contempt for the term/concept of ''fandom'' im going to be wary of you.#i look out from my glass house and i think what the FUCK are you doing over there
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No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and I’m sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.
Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.
So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.
I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved
#ask#anon#im tickled that you think id be offended by swearing#its very nice and considerate of you#but does now just make me wonder#if theres people on this website with their swearing preferences in their bio#“like swears are okay but if i see one of you fucking cunts use the lords name in vain your getting blocked on sight”#...wait is god a swear#i was listening to songs in the background on youtube the other day#just letting the algorithm choose the next one#and i noticed one of the songs was like jumping weirdly#so i click onto it#and someone had uploaded a clean version of the song on youtube#which had taken out all the uses of “god” too#which was half the song lol#anyway this was a weird tangent#opps
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Gonna post The Edge of Sleep spoilery questions later and some Youtube smash or pass shorts for the characters.
#THE CHARACTERS NOT THE ACTORS LET ME REITERATE THAT xD#gonna only do one Youtube short a day though because the stupid algorithm shit doesn’t work otherwise#a friend of mine tested it out#I mean it’s random either way but still#wanted to wait until the 18th to post them at least yknow in the spirit of things and that way it gets talked about more on official releas#the edge of sleep#teos#mine#op
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TikTok for you page gave me the most amazing video just now and I feel obligated to share it here
#I barely get N TikToks on my feed no matter how much I try to get the algorithm to put him in I feel blessed#this is also gonna be me when I eventually move out#maybe not even when I move out my family can’t stop me from being gay#pokemon#n harmonia
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"I'd like to address David Lynch has passed. That was a huge influence on Danhausen so I would be- (is remiss the right word? I don't know) if I did not say some words about him and his inspirations to Danhausen and I think a lot of you based on seeing how many posts have been posted about him that I didn't even know- and people he affected or inspired, it seemingly is everyone which is rightfully so because in a world that is purely sanitised garbage for the most part as far as art and movies and films and musics and all that go (seemingly at least), he was authentically himself, he was unapologetically himself- why would he apologize? He was weird but because it was authentically weird, weird is good. So. Danhausen obviously was inspired by his hair, Conan O'Brien of course, David Lynch, great beautiful heads of hair. You know, I would like to hopefully be able to leave the wrestling business eventually having known he inspired someone to be weird and authentically themselves as David inspired Danhausen partially to do so and all of that good stuff...
What I'm trying to say: be yourself. What is it, focus on that hole, the donut hole, and eat a donut. That's what he always said! So try to do that, be yourself, create arts, create music, do your performances, be yourself and you know... Hopefully we get a new batch of weirdos inspired in his world to create and innovate and inspire.
I stumbled a bunch on all my words but hopefully this kind of can get put in some type of combustible ball together and mesh, make sense in your brain. Then all of my mush mouthed words will spew out of my brain waves into your brain waves and inspire you to do something stupid and creative and also let's celebrate our living legends. Y'know like the Conan O'Briens, these brilliant minds who are themselves, and John Carpenters and John Waters and lets celebrate them while they're with us, it's wonderful! We're so lucky to be alive in this time where we got to experience the David Lynches and the Conan O'Briens and the John Carpenters and the Paul Reubens and the Elviras and the everyone- the John Waters, so y'know let's keep it up! We need it now more than ever to have cool and weird and gross and stupid and smart at the same time, that's something that Conan O'Brien said during his last performance on his television show, he found a way to blend a perfect melt of smart and stupid and I think that's very important to do. A part of what David Lynch has said too is there's that famous funny "meme" where it says can you elaborate [on] that and he says no and I think that's wonderful because oftentimes I get asked what Danhausen is.
I do not like to tell people because I think everyone should interpret themselves what I am to you, which is what he said about his art and his films is let you decide. If Danhausen is some type of greedy billionaire vampire to you, then that's what I am. If I'm some sort of greedy billionaire demon then that's what I am to you. If I am some sort of a handsome billionaire aristocat- well that's from a Disney film aristocrat that's the word I'm looking for- to you then that's what I am. So I will be anything you need me to be and what I am to you and how you connect with me, that is what I am. And I am what I am, that's all I am, Popeye. Alright anyways I've rambled on long enough, hopefully I again meshed these words well enough I probably did not, I stumbled I rambled, but we move on we move forward. Everyone be weird more now than ever. Yeah, I think that made sense."
Danhausen, in his latest vlog
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#I had to transcribe this whole thing because I wanted to have it written down here. it feels important and I think people should see it#there is something so wonderful about seeing someone expressing themselves and their views on art#in a way that is unpolished and clearly unrehearsed but from the heart#and he's right!!! he's right and this rambling explanation of his thoughts means so much to me#in recent years there's been pressure to only be creative if the things you create are perfect and polished ready for easy consumption#we cannot let that rob us of the desire to create. creating is what makes us human we gotta do it in spite of algorithms or marketability#don't let the world take it from you#create recklessly!! get messy get dirty get ridiculous. create for yourself and for the weirdos out there#Danhausen
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sellennnnn 😭😭
#elden ring#art#artists on tumblr#illustration#fanart#sorceress sellen#elden ring sellen#character art#video games#procreate#digital art#digital illustration#i graduated recently btw#so i wanted to churn out something rly quick for my art accs#while i work on an animation for my portfolio#hopefully i can keep this up to date more often hehe#hedonisticcat#my art#btw follow me on insta @hedonisticcat same username#i feel like i still don’t understand the algorithm on there meanwhile im getting decent notes on here so ??
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