#the chalkeaters

[rina-hab]

someone had to do it

[romanticjunk]

Mama Mia!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: So ... Cinder and Pyrrha, Huh? How'd that happen?

Jaune: Well you see ... It must've been the Wind.

Ruby: What?

Jaune: It Cast a Wicked Dream~

Ruby: Oh god, you're not breaking into song are you?

Jaune: A Spear Pierced my shield! An Arrow hit my Chin!

SSSN+Ren Jump into frame with Instruments

Jaune+RSSSN: IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND~

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #13

Top two will make it into the bracket

Songs below the cut

With Me - Villain: Merlina

What I'm Made Of - Villain: Metal Sonic

I'll Never Get Enough (Sweetheart) - Villain: The Greedy

You'll Be Mine - Villain: Kaa

Ruber - Villain: Ruber

It Just Works - Villain: Todd Howard

Pieces of You/Hologram Professor Song - Villain: Hologram Professor

Get Jinxed - Villain: Jinx

Viego, the Ruined King's theme - Villain: Viego

[danshive]

This starts out as "ha ha, Skyrim joke," but towards the end, I genuinely find it inspirational.

[meowmeowmeowimacat]

Olay everyone! I need the help of the tumblr hivemind!

What are some cool senior quotes that are along the lines of pukicho/skyrim/welcome to nightvale/historic tumblr quotes???

please I need this before 4 am Greenwich time

Calling upon the mutuals:

@goosse @a-pretty-small-toaster @telekinesis-mind-control-comics @perpetual-catmotion @keenkryptonitenut @thranduilofsmirkwood @inkadoodlestudio @crazierchimp @femboy-jerma @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @kerri-the-skunk @budgized @rat-detector @definitelynotachinchilla

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

Have y’all heard the Bowsette song on tik tok? I’m obsessed

[lesserknownwaifus]

[dumblemonchickenwing]

[ranmagender]

Bowsette by The Chalkeaters is a transfemme song

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

WHY NOT JUST CUT THE LINE AND SEE WHO'S BAITED

RESHAPING THE DESIGNS FULL ON R-RATED

[rainy-sky]

Watch "BOWSETTE in 23 Animation Styles! ■ HUGE Community Collab ■ The Chalkeaters' Mario Song Remake" on YouTube

[gothabilly-kitty]

Top 10 songs I listened to this year

[howlingday]

I meant to put a link to youtube but it did not let me so please see fuŕrymon on yputube

Roger dodger!

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Ah, yes, I remember seeing this for the first time. My cousin, or my sister sent it in our group-chat, and I believe my exact words, were, one moment, let me check...

"*******, are you trying to tell us you'rea furry? ...It's okay if you are. It's the current year. Just don't yiff while I'm home for the holidays."

At which point, the discussion dissolved into shitposting. What fun!

As for the actual video, I knew what I was getting into from the first few seconds, and it's not a bad parody.

Keep up the good work!

[hiya-im-mary]

BOWSETTE- Peach’s Perspective

(I listened to Bowsette by The Chalkeaters…so I decided to write a parody of the song from Peach’s side of things!! Hope ya enjoy!! >:) )

They keep on coming non stop

I’m the one in their sights,

It’s quite a fright!

Too many times a day some [creative insult] comes over to rob me of my freedom,OUT OF SPITE!

3,4,5 times a week,at least.

Honestly at this point,it’s really no shock!

Do tell,how did getting kidnapped BECOME A FULLTIME JOB?!?!

The anger boils up inside me,demanding for an answer.

Is it true? Let’s review! Am I just here so those can gander?!

Still holding on to some hope,I see the plumber and was dazzled!

But somebody gave up,and left me in that stupid castle!

All these years,I didn’t fight back for myself-

Hard to tell,why the h- Did I stay sitting in that cell?!

So he’s not he’s interested anymore? Oh well.

TIME TO BREAK OUT OF THAT FRAGILE SHELLLLL~!!!

I’m sorry,I was in another castle

Seems you care for someone else,I fear!

You got some power up to solve your problems.

Sure,that’s great! Have fun,dear.

Sure go on,blame me for romantic frustrations.

Just let me rule my kingdom,are we clear?

Your princess is still in another castle.

I’m out there,have fun here!

I’M (hecking) SICK OF ALL THIS (stuff :> )!!! THIS ALL ENDS UP BEING MY FAULT?!

TO HEAR I’M THE ONE TO BLAME FOR MY KIDNAPPINGS?? DO YOU THINK I LOCK MYSELF IN A VAULT?!

I’VE BEEN MAKING SURE MY KINGDOM’S SAFE,I TOOK ON THE BRUTALITY!!!

And yet you all complain I lack a sense of personality.

I baked your selfish self a cake,and you complain when you don’t get more-

-out of me,right when I say I’m not interested,you compare me to the bourgeois?!

I’M DONE!! And if that Koopa Queen comes for another kidnapping…

Then I’m sorry to say,BUT IT’S HER NECK THAT I’LL BE SNAPPING!!!!

I’m sorry,I was in another castle

Seems you care for someone else,I fear!

You got some power up to solve your problems,

I’m out there-

You,know,I’m happier staying here! :0

Not my fault for your romantic frustrations!

Just let me rule my kingdom,are we clear?

You’re Princess isn’t coming to your castle.

SHE’S BETTER OFF HERE!!!

Woaaaaah!

Woaaaaah!

She’s better off here!

Woaaaaah!

Woaaaaah!

She’s better off here!

You’re Princess isn’t coming to your castle.

(And if that Koopa Queen comes for another kidnapping…)

I’m better off here!

Your Princess isn’t coming to your castle

(Then I’m sorry to say,BUT IT’S HER NECK THAT I’LL BE SNAPPING!!!!)

I’M BETTER OFF HERE!!!!!

[mmmmmmmmicrowave]

Ppl lookit this song by The Chalkeaters and Black Gryph0n. Its like… the only song I’ve actually seen that focuses on the stuff the guards say in Skyrim. And it’s delightful. Silly little guy. Watch it.