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One day someone finds a piece of paper pinned to the New Avengers bulletin board they keep up and it just says
"Super Soldiers ranked by how good they fuck"
1.Steve Rogers
2.Alexei Shostakov
10. John Walker
*honorable mention: Sam Wilson*
#thunderbolts#yes bucky let them both hit but just for science#he had to know if it was all super soldiers or just steve#or just Captains America#the data needed dataing#bucky barnes#sam isnt technically got super serum so hes just honorable mention or hed be 2#john ranks 10 out of a list of 3 lmao#mine
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You know how Jaybin was very "pat-patable" so there were always one or two panels where other characters patted his head? So, I actually need this to be ultimate Jason's ability to charm anyone to want to pat him on the head, to the point it continues even after he becomes a double-fridge. Once his helmet is not on him, everyone is just... struck with an urge to ruffle his hair. And it doesn't matter if they are older, younger, or shorter — everyone just want to do that.
Jason brings kids from streets to Leslie to check on them and help to settle down with new families? Leslie asks him to lean over here and pats him on the head, ignoring his flustered face. Jason cooperates with Two-Face? Get a random pat-pat.
The worst part? Kids do that, too!
One moment, he is squatting in front of a kid, cooing at them, and in the next moment, they softly ruffle his hair to thank him for help. And this is embarrassing.
Jason, muttering: I think I am cursed
Dick, worried: What? Why? What are the symptoms?
Jason: Look
Jason, making his way to Tim, who flips through files: So, birdie, I got rid of the trafficking ring you asked me to take care of.
Tim, without getting distracted: Thanks, Jay *reaches out to pat him on the head*
Jason: SEE? THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. WITH EVERYONE.
Dick, stifling a giggle: Well—
Jason, calling Talia at midnight: Are you sure there are no side effects of Pit sounding like this? Sure-sure?
Talia, tired as fuck: I think I would notice that, Jason.
Jason: THEN WHAT IS THE REASON.
Talia: *hangs up*
Jason, pacing in the Cave next to Bruce, because he is a) also insomniac; b) is the greatest detective, so he should be a help: There is only one theory that stays unverified, but it is too unbelievable
Bruce: Hm? Which one?
Jason: The one that means that I am just cute like that. Ridiculous, right?
Bruce: *tries to fight a smile*
Jason: No. No. SHUT UP.
Bruce: I didn't say anything, lad.
Jason: I HEAR YOU THINKING FROM THERE
Bruce, amused: Okay, I'll think quieter.
#Bruce: I think I have a theory but we need to test it for the next month#Bruce: thus I will be patting you on head three times a day. for the sake of accurate collection of data.#Jason knowing well that this is bullshit but he is touch-starved (especially when it comes to B): ok whatever#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#harvey dent
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By now, there's lots of people have heard about the internal CDC memos for all newly prepared manuscripts (like future scientific papers waiting to be published):
There's so much to comment on, and I'm seeing it all right now. What the state of science is. What this means for the queer community. All of that.
But fuck, I think I might genuinely start crying over this. As a transgender biologist, this feels like a brutally personal blow. I slowly accepted my gender alongside my biology education. The more misinformation that was spewed about "biological sex" by mainstream media, the more my professors, colleagues, and primary sources would casually drop information that proved they have no idea what they're talking about. I'm not an expert on sex determination, gender, or transgender biology specifically by any means. But my worldview has been crafted by my studies in genetics and molecular biology.
Engaging with this research helped me demystify transition. It helped me optimize my transition. It helped me explain how HRT and other steps of trans healthcare work to other people. And it helped me overcome my own internalized transphobia, and finally start transitioning, despite knowing I wanted to since my preteen years.
Who knows how enforceable internal guidelines like this will be. But its certainly going to scare a lot of researchers away from transgender healthcare and science in the coming years, and that breaks my heart.
There's a lot I can say here, but fuck. I just needed to vent for a moment. Fuck.
#before this election#I had a backburner disillusionment with the current state of research and society#particularly in its impotence#climate scientists collecting data on a dying world and sending it to governments who do nothing#lab biologists generating more and more experimental data thats stifled from becoming real medical development by pharma and insurance#the events of the past couple of weeks have escalated that feeling a lot tbh#add it to the pile of reasons im leaving academia#i feel like i need to do SOMETHING with that feeling#but i dont know what#biology#transgender#trans#us politics
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We need to talk more about Viktor's back.
that is not a simple corset or binder to keep his posture. There are screws embedded into his back. In his bone. This was put there by surgery. Something that definitely had a hell of a recovery period that made Viktor insane for not being able to work.
Also, this is a external object that definitely needs caring and Viktor for sure cannot do it, so Jayce must have being disinfecting it and doing a proper care routing.
Also, also. Viktor is definitely on some painkillers, cause... Look at it! gzzz
#arcane#viktor#arcane viktor#jayvik#a lot of uses of the word definitely :v#i want a fic focused on his back plz is not only his leg thats fucked up#i need ppl that had back surgery and ppl with chronic back pain input on this#u know for data for... something
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What To Do When It Happens

Write it down. The date. The time. What they said. What you said. What you couldn’t. This isn’t overreacting. It’s documenting.
Tell someone you trust. Not the one who explains it away. The one who believes you.
Save everything. Emails, DMs, texts. Rename the folder something boring.
Find the policy. It’s probably buried under “Respect in the Workplace.” Highlight it like your job depends on it—because it might.
Pay attention to what happens next. The silence. The cold shoulder. The missed invites. That counts too.
If it gets worse, you're not imagining it. Retaliation is common. It’s also illegal.
Don’t quit just to make it stop. Not before you talk to someone. A lawyer. A hotline. A friend who’s been there.
Crying in the bathroom is not unprofessional. Neither is dissociating. Nor surviving.
It’s okay to stay. It’s okay to leave. Either way, you’re strong.
What happened to you matters. Even if you stayed quiet. Even if you laughed. Even if you stayed quiet for a long, long, time.
NOTE: I wrote this on paper first (pic above) but realised my handwriting is mostly indecipherable trash. Didn't want to put you through that. Also, can people born after 2000 even read cursive nowadays? I truly have no idea.
😇😌🫨
#you need a system#knowledge is power#data is beautiful#arm yourself#elbows up#workplace harassment#workplace safety#work problems#hope this helps#be safe#aftermetoo
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people who care need people who care
#rottmnt#rise tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#my art#donnie cares donnie cares so much he's just Data Driven!!!!#If you think Donnie doesn't care about his family you are my enemy!!!!!!!#He is not good at identifying or responding to emotions but you know what he can do#Analyze data and notice a pattern and decide he's going to Listen#He can ask if you want him to try to Fix it or if you just need his Shoulder#And he care his family DAMN IT
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au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship
other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)
the ds9 apartment is a whole other story
#not super happy with these drawings but i put too much effort/time to not share them anyways#its the idea that counts. not really the art#fellas is it gay to spend every waking moment of your life with your best friend? working with+ living with+ co-parenting his child?#geordi is fully under the illusion that data is aware that he's trans. but data is VERY sheltered. he wouldn't know the difference#dude talks about periods once and data's like “is it normal to do that? how come i do not? is something wrong with me?”#data got taught everything he needed to know about sex (dr soong was weird) but regular information like that? nope. definitely not.#data soong#geordi la forge#lal soong#star trek#star trek the next generation#alternate universe#tng#star trek fanart#fanart#art
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So. I went online and bought this Transformers generations Blurr toy and holy shit nothing prepared me for the lore on the back of it’s box o_o
Also every time Blurr gets to be a sniper my soul ascends a little bit~
+ Bonus doodles

#maccadam#transformers#blurr#tf blurr#I’m pretty sure the figure comes with one or two big ass riffles#the box has them at least#I already have two drifts now I need two Blurrs#Eventually I will get second Jazz im pretty sure ahahaha#ALSO. LISTEN. THIS. VERSION OF BLURR IS SO FUCKING COOL#Delivering super secret data and sniping his enemies???#Being all fast and chatty and also INCREDIBLY patient and focused when needed#that right here is Spec Ops material if I ever saw one#fucking. imAGINe. Decepticons have freaking Soundwave on their side. Soundwave can catch any signal and transmission and call and data#the solution#Yeah no just give the most important data to Blurr and use him like a pigeon for delivering messages#good luck hacking this Soundwave
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cat dads :3

spock x data x cats yes
#they love cats#cats love them#they're cats#need more spock x data fanart theyre very important to me#star trek#star trek tos#star trek tng#tng#tos#spock#data#data soong#commander data#fanart#art#my art
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Prime Soundwave always looked quite like a bat; so I really liked the idea of him just having an area full of like. Servers, (super?) computers and computer related stuff, cables and cords all around to hang off of. But like almost in a cave-like way, him crawling all around (upside down even) the almost maze like place like a bat in a cave or nesting area; presumably with the use of his data cables. Yknow, his own area that basically only he knows how to navigate and use (maybe other than Laserbeak). So this is just him upside down 😌 nothing special yet, I also assume his long arms are helpful for that stuff
#Prime Soundwave is so creature#the legs are unique; the arms; the data cables; everything about him is so creature#Need me more creature Soundwave#tfp#transformers#transformers prime#tf prime#tfp soundwave#tfp shockwave#wavewave#shockwave#soundwave#transformers hc#transformers headcanons
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dick grayson the universal blood donor who will drain himself dry. dick grayson the universal legacy of children in red and green, long after he’s left gotham behind. dick grayson the universal linchpin, that new spot of light in bruce wayne’s life before the bad times, then the worse times. dick grayson the universal constant who will be there in the spotlight, still, reaching out to stop you from falling
#much to think about. u cannot ever leave because ur mother is buried here#trying to make myself write fic but it’s been very hard after the data scraping debacle#i need to inspire myself. somehow#dick grayson#dc comics#tbd
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It’s just my Silly Little Space show
#star trek#I don’t really like this one but I’ve been hoarding footage for two years and need to get rid of it#but this is the end of my trek journey before I go back to film for a bit#star trek edit#star trek voyager#st voyager#st tng#star trek the next generation#star trek tng#star trek the original series#star trek tos#st discovery#st disco#star trek discovery#star trek aos#star trek deep space nine#star trek ds9#star trek strange new worlds#star trek snw#st snw#spock snw#aos spock#s'chn t'gai spock#Spock#james t kirk#james tiberius kirk#kathryn janeway#seven of nine#michael burnham#data soong
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To all my long-term followers: You have to look through all of my art and deduct exactly what's wrong with me. I know you can do it by now.
#If Sugar Rush is based on MK64 then he'd still be 2D sprites (of prerendered 3D graphics) just at a higher resolution and color count.#+ would also have more sprites BUT I am not insane and particular enough to try and replicate that. Maybe one day I will be though.#wreck it ralph#king candy#turbo wir#wir#beebfreeb art tag#*walks around in a circle autistic-style* I need to see his textures z fighting I need to corrupt his color palette I need a pointer to get#flung around in memory and start reading garbage texture data onto him. I need to softlock him. I need to cause an overflow error. Shut up.#turbo twins#turbotwins#zip and zilch
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brent spiner star trek casting orgin story is so fucking funny like they really saw this hilarious goofy musical theatre guy and then were like “let’s cast him as the robot” for shits/giggles and then lives were changed.
#data soong#star trek#history was made cause he really ate down with one of the best character portrayals of all time#king shit#if I met him in the 80s-90s we would be married by now#brent spiner#star trek tng#data#android#acting#nobody could’ve played data as well bro needed the bills paid and then got stuck in this the rest of his life
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As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.
#ask me#anon#no more patience for this#i've heard this for the past 2 years#“an object created and controlled by companies” anon the company cannot barge into your home and take your camera away#or randomly change how it works on a whim. you OWN the camera that's the whole POINT#the entire point of a camera is that i can control it and my body to produce art. photography is one of the most PHYSICAL forms of artmakin#you have to communicate with your space and subjects and be conscious of your position in a physical world.#that's what makes a camera a tool. generative ai (if used wholesale) is not a tool because it's not an implement that helps you#do a task. it just does the task for you. you wouldn't call a microwave a “tool”#but most importantly a camera captures a REPRESENTATION of reality. it captures a specific irreproducible moment and all its data#read Roland Barthes: Studium & Punctum#generative ai creates an algorithmic IMITATION of reality. it isn't truth. it's the average of truths.#while conceptually that's interesting (if we wanna get into media theory) but that alone should tell you why a camera and ai aren't the sam#ai is incomparable to all previous mediums of art because no medium has ever solely relied on generative automation for its creation#no medium of art has also been so thoroughly constructed to be merged into online digital surveillance capitalism#so reliant on the collection and commodification of personal information for production#if you think using a camera is “automation” you have worms in your brain and you need to see a doctor#if you continue to deny that ai is an apparatus of tech capitalism and is being weaponized against you the consumer you're delusional#the fact that SO many tumblr lefists are ready to defend ai while talking about smashing the surveillance state is baffling to me#and their defense is always “well i don't engage in systems that would make me vulnerable to ai so if you own an apple phone that's on you”#you aren't a communist you're just self-centered
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