#the fun of being female

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[bibliophilianapologist]

You have fake spiderwebs, skeletons, some festive gourds.

My body managed to perfectly time things so that I was in pain and bleeding heavily all of October, Friday the 13th.

We are not the same.

[mike-png]

Miku in Jewish Menswear

[starry-bi-sky]

my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

[sparklejumpropequeen1949]

the kind of man I deserve

[the-woman-upstairs]

In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

[athenaareia]

can't believe I never did this for my perpollo-

Apollo: I don't know what it's about crushes. Whenever I'm near mine, I always end up acting dumb.

Rhea, confused: Apollo, you're always acting dumb.

Apollo: Yeah, don't- don't think too much on it.

[tom-is-online]

i refuse to believe that shizuku hinomori is shorter than tsukasa tenma im sorry thats not true

[doublebellyman]

OPEN UP … usually best received when accompanied by a nice perjorative like Fat Boy, Fatso, Tubby, Jumbo,Two Ton, Lardo, etc., and a rejoinder like “just imagine how much fatter this is gonna make you!”

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

[anouchan-jpg]

Aiming this towards the men who only raise their heads and voices to nullify women's rage especially when she's raising a concern from her own experience. This is when these men want "equality". To jump on the same bandwagon and call it a day by making sure their voices are louder than the former lot and their "equal" side of the story echos from the same megaphone.

like genuine question..why are you not raging about these issues if you're suffering the same as every woman around you?

[inkpotsprite]

Dead Boy Detectives and Interview with the Vampire are the best shows of 2024, in this essay I will–

[ingravinoveritas]

Apologies for barely posting in the last day--I had a presurgical appointment yesterday because I'm having a procedure done at the end of the month to remove cysts from my ovaries, and I was mentally drained by the time I finished with everything. The cysts are benign (thankfully) and I'm having the procedure as a preventative measure, but God, I wish it wasn't so involved. I will just be glad when it's all over with and done in a few weeks.

But for now I'm cheering myself up with a gif from one of my favorite Michael and David moments, of them planning out an entire date for Aziraphale and Crowley/themselves... ❤️

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

[cycle-hit]

kinda sick of the way women in milgram are treated by the fandom honestly.

kotoko gets outrageously vilified beyond what she actually did, kotoko was working with kaneshiro, kotoko is a manipulator, kotoko feels no guilt for what she's done, kotoko is irredeemable. mahiru doesnt feel guilt and is actually dismissive of everything she did and is a horrible abuser who is completely the one to blame, and if its not that, mahiru is "so mother shes the mom friend"!! yuno is used in peoples takes to justify their arguments of "actually youre looking too deep in the look deeper media"- which is a misinterpretation of her character in the first place- and is otherwise not talked about at all outside of Shes A Girlboss, or Shes A Poor Naive Girl. muu is a 16 year old teenage girl who gets demonised to hell and back for her actions that people wont bother looking closer at. amane either also gets demonised and voted guilty (i remember seeing someone saying they wouldnt care if amane died so shidou could live once) or is seen as weak and pitiable and needs to be protected.

if you talk about a male character negatively while discussing a female character you get side eyed. if you try to present the more "sympathetic" side of a female character you get side eyed.

and, because i am biased, what the fuck is up with people's behaviours towards kotoko and mahiru specifically? why is there so many people who insist on kotoko engaging in non-con or even being weird towards a child or kotoko "getting what she deserves"? why do people come up with so many dark theories on mahiru's crime, why do people insist on emphasising that mahiru was an awful abuser when her boyfriend was equally to blame? why do people warp them into characters they arent? why do people feel the need to villainise these two to absurd amounts that completely disregard the notion that all the characters are meant to be sympathetic or morally grey?

why doesn't any of this ever happen to the male characters?

[etheral-moon]

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