#the pranks

[girl4music]

An iconic episode. I’m so glad and grateful that we ended up with this instead of the Sappho musical.

*talking about the ending scene with the poem*

RENEE: “That was nice. It was a really beautiful moment. The poem was really sweet. And you know, just talking about love and friendship and uh…”

*looks at Lucy rolling her eyes and making faces*

LUCY: “Blah, blah, blah.”

RENEE: “Let’s get right back to the scene, I know. And that’s so us.”

LUCY: “That’s what the character was doing, right?”

RENEE: “That’s exactly us though. I’m like the romantic and Lucy’s like “yeah, yeah, get over it.”

These two make me smile. So much chemistry years and years after the show had finished filming. ☺️😚

And yes, Ren’s right. That’s exactly them as a dynamic and their characters’ dynamic. Storm and sunshine.

[leafwateraddict]

I’ve come to the realization that Sans has massive cheshire cat energy

[rosemelodyshah]

@lemongrass77777

These tag of yours just started a war inside my mind

because I love grey/dark James who would not only not be bothered by the death of someone like Snivillus

But also take part in it and definetely bury it

But then the thought of James stopping the murder because and getting Snape to owe him anything or simply just bc he doesn't want to kill is just..

But then there's the I won't let him do the murder I want to do it myself/want to save him from having murder on his hands

But then him stopping the murder then bc he plans to do much much words then death to him

Or then ARGH you just gave me so many diff What ifs I'm dying

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[dykeferatu]

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

[carlyraejepsans]

happy pride lol

(shout-out to @andreabandrea for the idea <3)

[meanbossart]

A reasonable one

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[averaillisa]

I think they should be insufferable together. actually

[ilaughalot2]

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[loumandivorce]

they are 12 year old boys

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