#the ship of dead

[papillon-de-porcelaine]

First meeting.

(You guys should really watch Dead Boy Detectives on Netflix. It's really good (and really queer))

[mfshipbracket]

[stars-obsession-pit]

Streamer Danny AU, but he’s a really minor streamer. Like, he does it mainly just for his own fun and only has a few intermittent viewers.

But somehow Jason finds his channel anyway, and something about his voice is captivating. The pit rage quiets down in his presence. So he starts tuning in to basically every stream, or just putting on the VODs in the background to fall asleep to.

And on the other side, Danny takes note of this new subscriber who’s quite possibly his first truly dedicated viewer. So he starts interacting with him on stream sometimes - greeting him when he shows up in the chat, specifically asking/answering questions, etc

Needless to say, this did not help Jason’s growing semi-parasocial crush in the slightest…

[hugs-and-stabbies]

what's more romantic than the smell of cigarettes and rotting garbage under the moonlight? ♥

[newttxt]

crisis of disbelief

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC prompt. Dead on Main. Symbol of eternal love.

The Red Hood enters the conference room during the Justice League meeting.

John Constantine: What the hell is this? Batman, why does your brat have the Ring of Rage on his ring finger?

Red Hood: Wow, I never would have thought that you were a jewelry person. Since when did you start to understand such trinkets? Do you want to change your occupation?

John: Trinkets? Trinkets?! Where the hell did you get this thing? Maybe you can also pull the Crown of Fire out of your ass and drive me completely crazy?! Do you even know what the owner of the ring will do to you if he finds out you're wearing it?

Red Hood: Well, I hope he'll kiss me and f….

Batman: Jason!

Red Hood: …hard. What? I mean, my new boyfriend gave it to me. I didn't steal it. Beautiful, isn't it? He said that it suits my eyes very well when I lose my temper.

John: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

~~~~~~

Jason: Hey, sweetheart, don't you think you owe me an explanation for something important? Dumbass looking 100% human: Hmm, no? Nothing like that comes to mind. Jason : Hm, ok. If you say so...

[void-dude]

I want them destroyed

[del-stars]

fleamont the type of dad that when james is sweating and shaking trying to say he likes boys his response is “oh i had several gay relationships at hogwarts”

[tokenducks]

Charles “We’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” Rowland

[verianal]

MY GIRLIES RAGHHH

[antlergrave]

uh oh

oh damn he was just dreaming

[a-foggy-maggy]

I think I'm funny (part 1, 3, 4, 5)

[fawncrw]

I think it’d be really funny if after they got together, Charles made tons of jokes about Edwin’s horribly timed confession.

Charles: makes an inappropriate joke

Edwin: Time and place, Charles.

Charles: Oh you wanna talk about TIMES and PLACES??

[shycorvid]

Damian continues to be charmed by Danny's feralness.

*Damian's phone ringing seconds after Damian witnesses Danny training alley cats to specifically hate the color yellow because reasons* Damian- Hello? Jon- Damian, are you having a heart attack?! Damian- What. Jon- Did someone poison you?! *starts wailing* Dami, are you dying?! Damian- No. What on earth made you think- Jon- Your heartbeat was normal, and then all of a sudden there was a Thump-THUMP instead of thumpthumpthump and that only happens when you’re about to die! Damian- *sighs as a cat starts shredding the provided yellow construction paper* Unfortunately, I am not. Todd still refuses to do the right thing.

[ghostbsuter]

"Date? Me?'

Tim nods, milkshake in hand, sitting outside of McDonald's with his study buddy, Danny.

The other teen looked flabbergasted with a firm blush building up.

Tim found him utterly adorable.

"I can't date anyone? I'm property of.the goverment."

Tim Drake-Wayne, aka Red Robin, has various questions to that statement.

[sunsetcurveauto]

and they were codependent coworkers