Me whenever I remember the line “he was a wild dog and we dealt with him like one”
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god sims are so fucking annoying with infants like you put them to bed and then another sim immediately picks them up again, you try to put them in the playmat and then someone picks them up, you try to feed them in the high chair and someone picks them up LIKE FUCKING STOOOOOP
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i've been working on this goddamn sex scene for a week and they still haven't fucked.
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"YA books only have simple politics and never grapple with complex issues with any nuance" have you considered you just haven't read good YA and you should probably stop making demonstrably inaccurate generalisations about an entire fucking age category based on three books you saw recc'd on tiktok
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f1 twitter is so anti nico what if ⚰️⚰️⚰️
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I hate you people who talk on speaker in the street I hate you kids who have their volume up on the bus I hate you teenagers who moan loudly in the classroom I hate you parents who shout at their kids for doing normal kid things in restaurants I hate you people who laugh at the person telling them to be quiet I hate you people who have no regard for public spaces I hate you-
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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my uni literally put up a display for Palestine for a few days like a few weeks ago...yesterday put up ANOTHER DISPLAY FOR THE HSOTAGES SAYING "WE WONT STOP TILL THEY ARE HOME" W ISRAEL FLAGS COVERING THE WALKWAY. this morning woke up to an email all sad like "oh disappointingly a university student has THROWN THE FLAGS IN THE TRASH ohhh we support diversity and free speak this was so disappointed that yall dont support israel" SKILL ISSUE??? CRY ABOUT IT??????????
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Will my colleagues ever learn that I don’t answer work questions on weekends or while I’m on vacation?!
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I am soo glad I have tumblr. Cuz when you have tumblr and mention you’re asexual (or want a relationship without sex) you have a bunch of supporters.
You go to twitter and barely hint at it? You’re hit with: “Are you a nun?” “I need sex to SURVIVE!!” “That’s just friendship lol!” “Maybe I can change your mind 💦” Like all of y’all shut the hell up and get out of your head.😒
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