#they r so cute rip to them lol

[softerpixels]

devan is staying the weekend! they talked about kori's feelings regarding love day and then she got some of her aggression out via pillow fight.

[levi501ackerman]

MASTERLIST by Levi501ackerman

ao3

Hange x Reader

Steel Heart | chapter index

"The Royal King's Guard will lay down their lives and dedicate their hearts to return you unharmed to Mitras Castle where you will marry and become Queen. The Marelyan Cult who believe you are the key to perform their ritual will do anything to obtain your body and unlock their most powerful weapon. You just want to win the heart of a certain Knight."

Stars at Night Turned Deep to Dust | Angst

"You were in an accident that caused you to have amnesia and forget your love with Hange. You've turned annoyed with the person who was once your wife."

Here Before and After Me | Fluff

"Levi overheard another conversation the night before retaking Wall Maria. He didn’t know that his best friend had someone special to them."

Silly | Fluff

A quick story of a reserved reader that wants to make Hange laugh lol.

My Chance Has Come At Last | Fluff

"AU where Levi, Hange, and Erwin go Miche's birthday party. There’s a shit ton of people and Hange sees you in the crowd. Hange thought you were too pretty to talk to her. She didn’t expect her shirt to be the conversation starter between you two."

Crazy Girls | Fluff

"AU where Halloween night Levi watches Hange hype up her hot girlfriend."

Levi x Reader

She Looks Just Like a Dream | Fluff

"One day the scouts find out Levi has a wife. Everyone wants to meet her."

Living In A Dream | Pining

"Levi refuses to date a subordinate so instead he pines over you. Kind of ridiculous how much he overthinks every interaction with you."

Object of Affection | Fluff

"Some may think Levi is whipped or your servant. But acts of service is how Levi shows his love."

Wish That I Could | Angst

"Levi missed his chance to date you. So he watches you from afar."

Allegiance | Part 1 Part 2 (discontinued)

"You're a wealthy citizen from Stohess. When the survey corps are in the city, you can't help but fall for a cute captain."

That Day | Angst

"Ever since That Day . . . Anytime you became lucid, Levi spent all the time with you that you could offer him."

E X T R A S :

RIP AOT

Levi x social media

[blazefirefox]

I'm working on actual art stuff but have this for now lmao (part 1/??)

Ships, yippee! specifically some of my favorite rarepairs. I decided I'd rather rip the band-aid off and just reveal some of my silly ships and pray that nobody decides to burn me at the stake

this includes some of my head cannons as well, and if you don't like these don't interact please!

Scaralayla

I think they look really good together, and they certainly have potential (also a fan fiction got me more attached to them than I already was). If you can't read my handwriting for Layla's age, it says 'elves age at a different rate than humans; 4:1 ratio (elves to humans); Layla is physically 22.5 y/o'

Chimiya

Yippee my first rare pair :D. I got into this ship when I learned about their interaction in Inazuma and I've been hooked ever since lol

Farumona

urugghhghghg confident women with twin tails I love themmmm. anyways one is a believer in astrology and star signs and the other has multiple graduate degrees.

Yanzou

YOU KNOW I HAD TO PUT YANZOU HERE. workplace romantics my beloveds. I need more fanfics of them istg

Fremillei

F R E M I L L E I. ugh my blorbos they deserve the world. yeah it's also gonna take them years to confess everyone around them is just waiting for them to be brave enough to ask

Noemika

A cute little pair! Playing through the poetry event made me an even more avid shipper of them (I was invested before the event lol) anyways girl boss & male wife frfr

Ayanilou

AYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOUAYANILOU- or Ayalou i suppose. They are so important to me THE DRAMA OF THE SHIRASAGI HIMEGIMI DATING A DANCER FROM SUMERU????? A-

ok that's enough of me freaking out hope y'all like these!

[s-4pphics]

more mechanic!ellie x snobbybitch!oc lol i’m kinda obsessed and i missed them ngl 

wc;cw: 765 reaaal cute, oc is a cunt lol, joel slander i love him dont start, ellies a sub, more monologues, dassit

you smashed the second window of your three day old, freshly glossed pink bentley with a metal baseball bat

and you couldn’t be happier! 

not only was ur dad getting you a new car but u were seeing your girlfriend today!

you were giddy with excitement as you went to your contacts and called the number saved as i wanna fuck the freckly girl! 

“YELLO!”… joel… great

yawn…. he’s nice or whatever but yawn 

where’s ur daughter gimme ur daughter

but you put on an act before ur annoyance could come through the phone 

“JOEL HELP ME SOMEONE TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY CAR AND—“

“uh darlin’, i’m not a cop….. you know that right?” 

“no i KNOW but i need repairs on my back window, could you pleaaaaase help me?” 

you sounded honey sweet, he wouldn’t say no to you! 

“uhh sure. you shouldn’t drive it if glass is everywhere, we’ll come pick it up to bring it into the shop.” 

you smirked devilishly 

“thank you sooooo much! you’re a doll! i’ll see you soon?” 

“umm…. it’ll be a few hou—“

you weren’t hearing that, they’re coming now!

“ten minutes?! great! see you then!” 

and you hung up, your heels clicked on your garage floor as u walked into ur fathers marbled kitchen

this calls for a celebratory glass of lemonade! 

u and the devil on ur shoulder clinked glasses

you heard a knock at the door ten minutes later 

but you were already standing there! you ripped it open and was greeted with… joel

sigh

“hey! your car’s pretty messed up, someone went crazy on it, looks lik—“

“yeah it’s sad isn’t it, did ellie come?” 

“pardon?”

“ellie, did she come?” 

“…no…. she’s at the shop” 

“doing what?” 

“she’s…. she’s working. on a car. at the shop.” 

you pouted 

“well, why are we still standing here! let’s go!” 

“uh…. okay.” 

and you smiled as you brushed past him, hopping in the tow truck with a giddy smile on ur face 

you applied more lipgloss and chanel no. 5

u were finally seeing ur girlfriend! 

he tried to make conversation the whole drive here, but you didn’t care about shit he was talking about

“that’s so funny joel! gonna go inside now!” 

and the minute you slammed the truck door and ran inside the garage and glitter obscured ur vision

the love of your life

the only star in ur sky

you felt your pussy clench in your lacy panties

and ur nipples got hard 

she was under the hood of some raggedy ass car and her muscles were out and she was biting her lip and she was covered in filth and u wanted to bend her over and fuck her in front of everyone in here 

wanted to make her scream for u 

wanted to make her cry and beg u to stop—

“why are you standin’ here, darlin’?”

“just sightseeing!” i’m gonna fuck your daughter so hard! 

“alright i’m gonna examine ur car and we’ll have a price for u in a bit.” 

and he left

fucking finally

u walked over to her

she had earphones in so u tapped her shoulder 

she took them out and turned and her face immediately fell 

you were smiling so hard! you were so happy! 

“hi!” 

“…..”

“whatcha up to!”

“….”

“did u miss me!” 

“you’re fucking crazy.” 

she’s making you wetter

she was so dirty, u wanna make her dirtier

u wanna ride her fucking face—

“what the fuck r u staring at?” 

“you. you look so cute right now.” 

she scowled harder, but u caught that pink tint on her face 

mhm, u knew she liked u

“take a break!” 

“the fuck r u talking about?” 

“ellie.” 

and her expression changed at ur serious tone. a little intimidated. a little scared. 

“take a break.” 

she blushed harder 

and u held her gaze 

hers flicked down to ur mouth

minemineminemine—

she put the tool she was holding down on the side table before she turned to look at u

u saw that little glint in her eye as she scanned you up n down. you want her you want her 

u took a step closer 

and closer and closer 

until u were right in front of her

her heavy breaths were hitting ur nose and you wanted fuck her now!

“where’s the bathroom?” 

her breath hitched and u heard it 

“um..”

“mhm?” 

“in the back.” 

the devil on ur shoulder applauded u 

“show me.” 

and she nodded shakily

you grinned like a kid in a candy store!

u loved ur girlfriend so much!

theyre gonna fuck so hard l8r lol

p.2 to this

[gabisbabbies]

from ask on gay-poet-gabriel blog

Johnny (little boy)

Love love loves to imitate his cg, especially dally

When dallys (failing at) cooking, johnnys playing with little fisher price plastic food

When darry or pony is cleaning, johnny is playing with his little broom or washing his plastic dishes

Loves schedules and having plan😪s

Darry is good at keeping structure for him

A bit scared of kids and other people so he doesn’t like to go to the park, especially the one he killed bob at

Loves to be read to! Especially by Pony!

Wheelchair user!

Absolutely a stuffy kid

Loves to chew on his stuffy (a small rabbit plush that’s not dirty, just stained)

Cleaner than other littles (two-bit)

Goes non-verbal often, babbling

Ponyboy (flip, regressor-leaning)

Also a stuffy kid!

Has a palomino horse plush Soda gave him named Star

Loves to color, is very precise with his hands

Also goes pretty non-verbal, completely mute

Loves to write and read little stories! They are very cute and he likes to give them to Two-Bit, he keeps them and treasures them

Begs and begs everyone in the gang to buy him a pet!

Favorite little food is grilled cheese

Pretty clean, but likes to play in puddles

As a caregiver, he’d love to take care of Johnny and read him stories (and write him stories too!)

Darry (daddy fr)

Loves to explain things!

Sometimes gets a bit frustrated though so he needs to learn to cool down occasionally

Helps with homework (already canon lol) also likes to help little pony spell things for his books!

Doesn’t like movies but he is perfectly content with laying Pony and Johnny on his belly as he sleeps and they watch a kids’ movie.

Loves to cook for his littles! (and everyone else too haha)

Sometimes even makes his chocolate cake really sweet just for Sodapop

Sets up any toys that need assembly (i.e. plastic cooking station, baby easel)

Soooooo happy that pony regresses

Bought pony like 20 pacifiers because “Anything is better than those cancer sticks” (he’s got the spirit!)

Soda (Flip, right in between daddy and middle)

Horses

So many horses

Steve made him a wooden rocking horse one time and he loves it

Would love my little pony (rip)

Loves to play with cars and pretend to change the oil on them with little tools!

Loves to watch Steve work on cars and pretends to help him with plastic wrenches etc

HUUUGE sweet tooth

Chocolate, ice cream with sprinkles, waffles with tons of syrup and butter, honey straight from the jar

Darry and Steve can’t stop him

Loves to cuddle!

Will latch on and never let his cg go

Enjoys sensory play

Sand, mud, leaves, feeling blankets

Blankie kid!

Has the grossest, wettest, most slobbered-on blanket in history

Can get out of any trouble ever

Dally (daddy)

Will only take care of Johnny and Pony

Usually only considers taking care of Pony when Johnny’s there tho (cuz he doesnt have a soft spot for him [we all know the truth])

When he and Johnny are home alone, he really does try his best to cook and make sure Johnny gets 3 meals in

EXTREMELY protective

Likes to surprise them with ice cream and little candies he steals from 5 and dime stores

Totally would push Johnny in his wheelchair around town if it wasn’t so dangerous for them

Likes to take them to watch ducks and just hang out

Can be pretty quiet and get a bit angry but still reassuring

Loves to watch movies with them both!

Will only start to cuddle Johnny at the start of the movie, and then Ponyboy will whine and then he feels bad and gives in (because he loves Pony don’t lie)

Two-Bit (Flip: like i would call it daddy but its more like…cool uncle? And middle!)

Really fun to hang out with!!

Babysits Soda, Pony, Johnny, or all three at once!

Everyone loves him!

Able to distract them when they have a cut or something and need Darry to put some alcohol on it

Makes funny faces and steals coloring books and sticker sheets for them (which really annoys Darry because he keeps finding stickers everywhere)

Loves Pony and encourages him to write his stories

Helps Pony come up with really silly things to write and draw

Loves to tell fun stories to all the littles!

As a middle: loves to eat

Loves to eat so much

Especially cheesy things

Messiest little you will ever see

Loves to play pranks

Watches Youtube prank channels unironically and tries them out

Can get out of any trouble just like Soda

Lets the little ones trace animals and shapes in his freckles

Steals the littles so many gifts. SOOOO MANY

Perfectly happy to watch Mickey Mouse with them all day

Steve (daddy, but only Soda’s)

Loves to build things for Soda

Can weld!

Horrible cook

Burns chicken nuggets (but Soda wolfs em down anyway)

Playfully wrestles and roughhouse with Soda (but lets his little boy win)

Makes forts with Sodapop and likes to play hide n seek with him!

Pretty childish too but also can be pretty mean

Has made Soda cry on several occasions and everyone hates him for it (SORRY STEVE PART 3)

Saves Sodapop from Two-Bit’s pranks

Loves to play with cars with Soda

Loves to drive Soda around in his car 

Likes to nap with Soda

[omnivorousshipper]

I'm a new and very late Shobbs shipper and I just wanted to thank you for all the amazing fics you wrote for this fandom. I'm still taking my time reading all the fics, but I'm loving them so much ~ Alpha Hobbs x Omega Shaw (also mpreg) is my fave thing and you fed me so well 🙏🥰

Hello!! It's never too late to enjoy a ship! Especially one that I still love and writing for. I hope you continue finding fics you love!

And yasss! I can never get enough Alpha x Omega Shobbs! (And mpreg lol!)

~~~

The world swam as Deckard blinked away the nausea that threatened to take over him. Swallowing thickly, he forced himself to take deep breathes through his nose.

Easier said than done.

Slowly, Deckard tried to rotate his wrists but the thick layers of duct tape kept them pinned to the arms of the chair. The same sticky substance kept his legs tied to the chair legs and his mouth gagged. A band of duct tape was also wrapped around his chest, squeezing his ribs and restricting his breathing as well.

Over all, the position left his round belly exposed.

He couldn't reach down and wrap his arms around it. Nor could he curl his body around it. The need to protect his unborn child was screaming inside him and there was no way for him to act upon it.

A constant growl persisted against the tape as a last measure against his captors.

Much to their amusement.

"Man, Hobbs sure picked himself a cute omega, huh?"

The leader of the gang sneer at him, twisting hid already hideous features. He was wiry, with mismatched proportions that made his gait unsteady as he strode up to Deckard. As the man's veiny hand reached out, Deckard's eyes widened.

He wouldn't dare-!

A gentle caress ghosted against Deckard's stomach and he jerked violently. He tugged on his wrists uselessly, only to the man's credit.

"Aw, do you want your alpha, little omega?" The man crooned and gave a sickly sweet smile. Deckard continued to try and pull his body away from him, but to no avail. "I bet Hobbs treats you so nicely. He even knocked you up with a pup! An omega's dream."

All around them, the man's goons snickered.

Glaring straight into the man's eyes, Deckard silently vowed to kill the man as slowly as possible. If he wasn't seven months pregnant, he would've already been out of his bonds and torturing the man feeling up his belly.

So focused on staring into the man's eyes and trying to telepathically describe the ways Deckard wanted to kill him, Deckard didn't notice when the man's hand moved to cup his cheek.

Twitching harshly, Deckard moved his head away but the hand quickly grabbed his face. Thin fingers squeezed his cheeks with such force, Deckard swore he was receiving instant bruises.

"I wonder what an alpha like Hobbs would do if he found out his little omega smelled like another alpha," the man wondered aloud. Deckard wanted to bare his teeth. "Let's find out."

The man's rotting breath filled Deckard's nostrils and he nearly lost the battle against his nausea. The malicious spark of glee in the man's eye gleamed and the sound of his goons' amusement was suffocating.

Fear clawed up Deckard's throat as he desperately wished to be out of this situation.

He would never allow another person to touch him! He would never betray Luke like that!

Luke was his partner, his mate, the father of his child.

Deckard loved him too much to allow his captor to live after this.

Keeping the man's unrelenting gaze, Deckard continued to rotate his wrists and felt the tape loosening.

--

Luke could barely keep from physically and verbally ripping out his comrades' throats so much if they looked at him.

His alpha side was howling and scratching at him to draw blood. How dare someone take his mate!

It had taken a few years of rigorous courting to convince Deckard he had been genuine, but when the omega had finally smiled at him and offered his neck for a bonding bite, Luke knew he had found the one.

Deckard was the perfect partner for him. Not only did he challenge Luke, but he was able to read him through and through. Nobody else had been able to keep up with Luke in almost all areas of his life. On the field, at home, or dealing with problems from the mundane to the insane.

When Luke had first met Deckard, he hadn't wanted to hurt the omega. Until Deckard had beat his ass and thrown him out a window.

Luke should have realized that's the moment he literally fell for the omega.

But now, his mate was in trouble. His alpha was berating him for leaving his pregnant mate without protection, and couldn't help but agree. He should've been there for his mate. Then maybe a crazed criminal with a vendetta against Luke wouldn't have kidnapped Deckard.

Pressing his foot even harder against the gas pedal, Luke felt his muscles tightening with adrenaline. He needed to get to Deckard. Now.

Behind him was his backup, struggling to match his truck's pace. But Luke didn't care about them at all. He would kill the bastard that thought he could mess with Luke and his mate.

After what felt like an eternity, they finally arrived at the abandoned building they had tracked the kidnappers to. As Luke opened the door, he could hear screaming.

"Fuck! Deckard!" Luke shouted, fearing the worst.

At a full sprint, Luke slammed into the decapitated front door and splintered the door into pieces. Holding up his gun, Luke felt his heart in his throat as he surveyed the room.

Only to find several bodies lying across the floor and Deckard brutally snapping another finger of the man that had kidnapped him. Pure rage shown in Deckard's eyes as he snarled and spit at the bleeding and broken man underneath him.

"Filth like you have no right to touch me!" Deckard's words were a raw growl. "I swear to you, I will make you regret even laying eyes on me!"

With those words, a knife was plunged into the man's thigh, a high pitch scream followed it. Deckard didn't hesitate to twist the knife violently in the meat of the man's leg.

Luke could see other stab wounds already on the man. None life threatening if treated right away, but if not, he would bleed to death.

"Only my alpha is allowed to touch me!" Deckard hissed and pulled the knife out.

Before he could bring the knife down again, Luke leaped forward and wrapped his arms around Deckard.

"Easy, Deck, easy," Luke whispered into the omega's ear. At first, Deckard's body was stiff and ready to attack, but it quickly relaxed as Deckard took in his scent.

"Luke..."

Next to the whimpering, dying man, the mates embraced each other.

Luke felt as if he was home. Deckard's body slotted against his perfectly, his belly cradled between their bodies protectively. Deckard shoved his nose against Luke's neck and breathed deeply, drinking up his scent. Luke did the same, nosing against Deckard's mating scar.

As Luke scented Deckard, he could smell traces of another alpha. The one Deckard had been torturing.

"He put his hands on me." The words weren't begging for forgiveness from Luke for allowing another to touch him. No, Deckard was beyond furious that someone had dared to think they had any right to put their disgusting hands on him and his child.

"You showed him, Deck. Let's go home," Luke soothed him.

"Not until he's dead!" Deckard snapped.

Now, Luke wasn't sure if that was the hormones talking, or Deckard's unrelenting need for revenge. Maybe both.

"This isn't healthy for the baby," Luke told him firmly. With those words, Deckard immediately deflated. "Killing several people is too much strain on your body, Deck."

"They were going to hurt my baby!"

"I know," Luke sighed. "I'm glad you're both safe. Let's get you home so you can rest."

Gently holding his arms, Luke helped Deckard to his feet. The omega purred as his arms wrapped around him. Smiling down at him, Luke began to lead him out.

But not without a swift kick to the asshole still bleeding out at their feet.

~~~

I hope you enjoyed, friend!

[charmedreincarnation]

https://www.tumblr.com/charmedreincarnation/735781939655622656/httpswwwtumblrcomcharmedreincarnation7357809

I don't think you have to stray too far to get to the wrong parts in reddit. It's filled with borderline predators who say disgusting things and justify themselves "cus shes 18". They act like such hornyfucks..just go to oldschoolcool or r/pics wherever theres a picture of a skinny girl/woman they have to act like creeps or rip any woman who doesn't fit the beauty standard to shreds. i know the general narrative is that women are bitchy and insecure jealous and all men are so lighthearted humorous and fun but then you see most of their comments and you understand why women had to struggle with their rights so much in the past and also in the present. They can be so nasty,mean, vile and just downright vulgar

girl I hate men (not my anons ofc but ykwim)you don’t have to tell me twice. I especially hate the basement dwellers on Reddit. Honestly with the internet, freaks can come together and be even more annoying vile freaks together lol. Plus Reddit is one large echo chamber depending on where you are depends which type you get. I suggest keeping it cute. Im barely on there and stay along the informational and spiritual aspects of Reddit. Just general advice though… as someone who used to mindlessly scroll and find and argue with idiots, incels, misogynistic barnacle heads, racists, etc.I promise you there is no point arguing with souless buttfucks lol. Most of their lives suck and that’s the the reason they can be so chronically online and stupid with no repercussions.

What you feed your mind is so important and also creates your perception. I’m not even talking about the law of assumption rn but yes that too but in general. Spend too much time around that stuff and you’ll find yourself being very nihilistic and violent. And because of your algorithm the more your angirly click, the more you see it, and the more people you think are like that! When I come across that stuff now I’m lowkey shocked because to me those people can’t engage or interact with me because I choose to not be aware of them. But then I recently downloaded instagram and omg both the men and women are misogynistic bitter losers, so I have to stop being aware of them as well which is hard bc it’s everywhere 💀 but in reality I don’t see or experience any of that sort of stuff in the real world, so let them have the internet it’s not real anyways.

[chuuyasheaven]

» Rei’s 400 follower special !! «

Summary; 400 follower event/special!!! TW: THIS IS A NSFW EVENT ONLY. Minors can request/ interact if they want- I’m not stopping y’all!!

Notes (from me); AHH FINALLY!! IM SO FUCKING THANKFULL FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, SO TO SHOW IT, ILL ARRANGE THIS SPECIAL EVENT FOR BSD Characters (NSFW) !!

RULES (from Rei);

This Event is different from all the others i started, because one; i will let you request, but also chose some drabbles/fics myself!

THINGS I’LL WRITE FOR;

Bungo stray dogs [Bsd] Men/boys:

Dazai Osamu, Chuuya Nakahara, Kunikida Doppo, Atsushi Nakajima, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Ranpo Edogawa, Egdar Allen Poe.

If you request something like: “Could you do Chuuya with prompt/number (-) and please make it start/end with fluff ?” Because, i need to learn to get better at my fluff writing lol.

You can choose from;

Fem!/afab!/gender neutral!Reader

THINGS I WON’T WRITE FOR;

Any underage ppl. (Kyoka, Elise, Q, Kenji)

MORI IS A BIG NO-NO (I’m sorry but idk how to write for a p3do-)

P!ss kink/Scat play/Vomit/Dub-/Non-con (aka r@pe)/ etc.

Maybe S0mnophilia if it’s consented.

PROMPTS/NUMBERS+K!NKS;

🍓- Number / 🌶- Kinks

🍓;

[ 1 ] “Such a good girl f’me, hm?”

[ 2 ] “If you weren’t such a brat earlier, i would’ve let you cum, darling.”

[ 3 ] “You’re crying? How cute of you, angel..”

[ 4 ] “If you dress like a whore, you get fucked like one. You should know this.” [ 5 ] “If you want it so badly, beg for it. I want to hear your voice, dear.”

[ 6 ] “I know you can take it, darling.”

[ 7 ] “You taste devine, my love. I could taste you for hours.”

[ 8 ] “I feel you soaking up, you must really enjoy this, hm?”

[ 9 ] “At the end of tonight, I'll have you scream my name, angel.”

[ 10 ] “Quit teasing me, darling..”

[ 11 ] “If you keep squirming like this, i might as well hold you in your place, right?”

[ 12 ] “You look so pretty in this dress..please, let me rip it off of you, angel..”

[ 13 ] “Keep quiet, or anyone might see you like this. We don’t want that now, do we?”

[ 14 ] “Only i can make you fall apart like this. This is a sight for me only.”

[ 15 ] “I will fuck this pussy until it’s dripping my cum, understood?”

🌶;

[ 1 ] > Praising k!nk

[ 2 ] > Degrading k!nk

[ 3 ] > Brat taming

[ 4 ] > Bondage k!nk (handcuffs, comfy ropes, ties, etc., as long it’s not to extra!)

[ 5 ] > Roleplay (I’ll try bru)

[ 6 ] > Shower sex

[ 7 ] > Soft/passionate sex

[ 8 ] > Stress relief sex

[ 9 ] > Threesome (please be a little specific)

[ 10 ] > Thigh riding/sex [?] (cock thrusting between them)

That’s all! You can request sub!/switch!Characters, the Reader can be requested with any of these reqs!!

This event will keep up until i have 10-15 fics/drabbles up!!!

[mattypattypinky]

Hiiii! I absolutely adored your Anxiety sleepover/sleeping headcanons and I wasn’t sure if you’d be bothered if another person sent you additional headcanons, But yours just got me so inspired and

A. With every fiber of my being I feel like Anxiety would suck her thumb in her sleep/ while in the midst of spiraling cause she’s shown to stress gnaw and bite on things in the show and also It’s actually a thing where sucking on something can distract or stop an anxiety attack in its place. And not doubt this would switch over unconsciously (possibly why her teeth so GAH) because her body deals with the stress of like ten thousand men a day and it probably does everything it can to try and get her to sleep at least a little soundly. So doing it unconsciously would not surprise me. She’s definitely aware of it, but also embarrassed about it.

B. Like fear has his stuffed Bear. I feel like Anxiety would have a plushie. I don’t know what. But it was 100% given to her by Ennui. Who is the resident queen of being comfortable lazy and sleepy. (But also cause they’re totally in love and dating fieifndjdndd) OMG MAYBE ITS A FROG PLUSH. Whatever it is. Ennui made sure it was really soft and textile. Something Anxiety could rub or stroke and it would feel really nice against her hands. Like something she could snuggle when needing comfort, but also absentmindedly rub when she’s feeling anxious.

C. Not sleep related but Anxiety totally would love it when Ennui picks her up. Never asks for it but Ennui can always tell when she really wants it cause she’ll do a pseudo version of ‘uppies’ where she bounces on the balls of her feet and a lot of extra on purpose smiles and looks. oh. And Ennui can totally slink around her like a a boa constrictor but instead of a snake it’s just her being a lazy noddle and giving Anxiety a wrap around hug

lol sorry if this is super random. I just love swapping headcanons for characters!!!

OH MY GOSH these actually made me extremely happy, especially the first one as I have dermatophagia due to my own anxiety 😭 I'm sure hers might not be as bad? I mean I hope not I really hope she's not ripping off her thumb skin

but I really enjoy when people headcannon stuff like that, i also rlly like it when characters suck their thumbs in general because me too and it makes me feel less bad abt the fact i do it irl but anyways

I LOVE HER OVERBITE SO MUCH but this makes so much sense because it is a thing that like thumb sucking can cause misalignment (which is fucking genius by the way)

I really love the idea of Anxiety actually really liking frogs bc a lot of people find them cute and she resembles them a bit, although I feel like if someone called her a frog she'd get extremely nervous and think it's an attempt to insult her (it's a compliment frogs r ADORABLE)

[the-kr8tor]

The webtoon thing made me giggle like- 'oh no we're stuck in a maze with fucking yellow everywhere' 'oh no...lets make out' Daily Hobie HC!! ACTOR HOBIE EEEEE Hobie and you had been working together as actors for a long time, with even falling for each other at some point and being in a stable relationship. With having produced the newest movie, Zepotha, the two of you found a lot of interview opportunities approaching Hobie and you at a shocking rate, as the actors of the main characters in the movie. Some of these have been turned down due to some complications, but one thing that you both were ecstatic for was the 'Puppy Interview'. Although Hobie (and you, but you were less open) hated sitting down and having to be put through a barrage of questions, the only good thing was the puppies. Once the both of you were seated, the camera began recording, with the two of you introducing yourselves, unable to stop chuckling at the way everything was so unscripted. The moment the puppies came into the little pen, Hobie was immediately scooping them up into his lap while you leant into him, going scarily quiet for a few moments as you tried to keep up the slight amount of professionalism you had left. You watched with a smile as the puppies clambered all over the two of you, latching onto one and letting it lay in your lap, watching it playfully fight with the other puppies from the safety of your legs. As questions about the movie and Zepotha were being asked, Hobie and you both answered as honestly as possible, even talking about a few easter eggs of the movie, specifically that were hidden to point to Hobie's character. He pointed out one of the main clues in the movie that pointed to the dead rabbit scene was the expired red cordial spilling, which a lot of people seemed to have missed. Eventually, the question came out which made both of you instinctively meet each other's gaze. 'First impression of each other when you guys first met?' Immediately, you respond with 'fear', causing Hobie to burst out laughing, watching as two puppies gnawed at his spiked bracelet, encouraging them to continue to try bite into it. You felt slightly flustered when you heard Hobie nonchalantly admit that his first impression of you was that you were admittedly kind of cute. The next question was shifted back to the movie Zepotha, with Hobie answering eagerly for this one. 'What character from the movie most represented you IRL?'. It was so surprise when Hobie immediately mentioned his character that he played, which was a scrawny punk boy. He chuckled as you fondly roll your eyes at him, pointing out how he relates because Hobie made the character from scratch to fit into the film, to which Hobie proudly hums at you. Overall, both of you seemed to love the Puppy Interview, since it was all Hobie and you gushed about on the ride back home to the boathouse. You both changed into more comfortable attire and laid on the bed, with Hobie flopping down next to you, starting to initiate a small playfight. You wrestled against him with a laugh, the playfight going on for around 15 minutes before you gave up with a sigh, letting Hobie cover your face with his sweet kisses, whispering the last line of the killer from the movie into your ear, like he had killed you. Hobie feels his heart swell at the sound of your chuckle, before seeing you stick your tongue out like you were dead, unable to help himself from laughing at your antics. -🐦‍⬛

Lmaooo can't blame them since there's nothing else to do but rip some yellow wallpaper! 😂

Daily Hobie HC!!!

ACTOR HOBIE OMG HOW I MISSED U

AHHHHH THE PUPPY INTERVIEW!!!!!! I can imagine that there's one puppy who never left R's lap the entire interview and they ended up adopting the puppy!!

Awwwee the doggy gnawing at Hobie's bracelet 🥺

Is that a real movie? Sounds like it is

Oh i love how there's an implication that he wrote the movie! So cool of him to do

Lol he killed R in the movie 😂

The little play fight!! 🥴🥰🥰

[thebisexualteen]

Nova lore real

Be prepared

To @insanelyadd that I told this whole lore of Nova, u can read it again if u want too tbh

Anyways TW: Killing, Death, threatening and torture

Anyways. In her teen yrs, Nova and R didn't really talk to each other tbh. That was when 2 yrs later, both of their parents have arranged an marriage for the both of them(Nova was pissed). Anyways 24 hrs before the damn wedding they had to talk to each other, that's when they actually started to fall in love tbh. Blah blah blah after marriage, things have changed

1 yr passes and R didn't really help her with stuff, even when she needed it. So this would led to arguing. It got so bad. And he works late shifts. But little did Nova knew, he was cheating behind her back. But soon, they started to have cute babies. Since R wasn't in the house most of the times, she would have to bring them to work despite her job not kid-friendly, but R didn't really trust anyone to take care of the kids

Anyways, 1 day Nova actually caught R cheating. But R threatened if she broke up with him, he'll make sure her life gets ruined and not let her see her kids. So Nova stayed. For the sake of her babies life. But 2 months later, they started to argue about divorce and that led to R almost killing Nova, if she wasn't a psychopath, she could've died. Anyways they get divorced and now they're battling each other. Nova wins(She wanted half of what he owned), but she didn't get custody of her kids and R ends up getting custody of them. Nova, heartbroken, cries for 4-9 days, she deeply knows she won't get to see her babies anytime soon cause of how cruel R was. Nova knew R wasn't a good father cause he was basically absent while they were together

Soon, Nova starts blocking R, but he ends up finding ways to contact her. She HATES him. It still continues up to this day, Nova doesn't want Crescent to know. But that soon changes when she loses her temper when R finds another way to contact her. But now that she's thinking about it, she can maybe put him in jail and finally reunite with her babies by some ways, but she'll definitely need help tho

But little does R know, his life is going to go downhill cause 1 of his kids recorded him almost killing Nova so maybe they'll find a way to contact Nova and help her

yall the last part R died from torture the end(RIP ugly a$$ mf, didn't even need to send him in jail lol)

Did Nova reunite with her kids? Yes. Dw Rafael, Renata and Rehema are now part of the family :)

This is so long😭

@owhouselover

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Lots of love for the Tweels today (possibly related to our latest drawing of them and Idia)! And some other asks :3

Anonymous asked:

why is wallace old there? < never watched scott pilgrim

We get to see his older version in one episode of the anime, and I just couldn’t ignore it. I had to draw him 😭

Anonymous asked:

have u every watched bungo stray dogs... i think u might like it

We watched like 2 seasons I think? It was ages ago, so I don’t remember anything. But we did like Akutagawa; we even have some old and ugly Akutagawa sketches somewhere in this blog…

Anonymous asked:

rip idia 😔

Yeah, that poor thing…

Anonymous asked:

jade and floyd give me extreme cuteness aggression 😭😭😭

I’m glad to hear that hehehe <3 Jade and Floyd themselves are such massive cuteness aggressors so they would relate lol

Anonymous asked:

NEED to inject mafioso fish into my bloodstream

Who doesn’t… a lot of people, probably, that sounds dangerous!

Anonymous asked:

you characterize (the tweels) a lot more sadistic than other people do (i like it!!!!)... im curious how you think they'd react to being petted on :)

Thank you so much! Yeah, we always loved giving characters a bit of a darker twist to their personalities, but honestly with the Tweels it’s way too natural and pretty much canon in a lot of ways lol We really really love this about them. When it comes to cruel, unfair, messed up and freaky scenarios, they’re the perfect fit. I’m glad you like it!

To answer your question, well these two are unpredictable, but in general I feel like they don’t like being touched. Or rather, they would prefer to be the ones who’s petting, because they’re annoying like that lol But who knows, sometimes they might even demand petting.

(did I understand your question right? If not, I apologise)

kitsunegdx asked:

Hi hello hi this may sound like a dumb question but what is the story behind the Friday the 13th image of Azul n Idia :3? I am obsessed with the composition and was curious if there was a story

Hi! <3 It’s not dumb at all.

I explained it in this reply! Long story short, there isn’t much of a story, but…

furubatsu asked:

In between sending that ask about the Trey Vignette and you answering, I managed to go back and find it. I play the US version of the game so IDK if it's different in the Japanese version. It's the R School Unifrom Vignette "Open your mouths".

It starts with Ace and Deuce (I can't believe Ace was part of this and I didn't remember. RIP I him guess) brushing their teeth before lights out, Ace is done but Deuce reminds him of some insane rule like "You gotta brush twice on tuesdays" or something and Ace laughs it off, not like Riddle will know except Trey is there and tells them he won't tell Riddle if they do it right and does the mouth inspection. Deuce just gives a confued "Um??" while Ace calls him out like "That is NOT in the rulebook", it causes Trey to realise he's letting his Weirdness(tm) show and he explains that his siblings are young enough that playfully making sure they brushed properly is normal and he just kinda did it on instinct. Though Trey does offer to "help" the boys brush their teeth after that, it then ends with Trey "accidentally" doing another oral inspection on the boys and this time the noises/reactions they have doe imply he did something to their mouths ("Awough?!" reads more like the noise of something being put in your moth than a simple "Um" at least) so....

Thanks for the recap and for bringing this whole thing up! We watched the vignette, and oh god…

The more I look at Trey, the more “a psycho pervert who learned how to pretend to be a normal human being” sounds like something that could describe him lol Some people (like Ace or Vil) keep sensing that there is something sus about him, some people (like Rook or Idia) know for the fact that there is something wrong about him, and some people just think that he is a swell fellow that’s always very supportive and caring and wouldn’t do anything weird (like Deuce and Riddle) and I absolutely love it lol

The fact that Trey just kept going “oops sorry it’s a habit”, like is this that much of an automatic thing to you??

Mister Clover, don’t put your fingers in their mouths… alright, you can keep it in Deuce’s.

[gimblegamble]

Gim gimgingim my broski my buddy my boo I literally love the nickname plannonthayssisido that’s so cute oml WOOOOO :DDD

Yes ur walls r great btw I got like snacks n here n shit im lirking in ur shadows I’m sending u invisible appreciation im appreciating u so hard u don’t even no it literally /pos

Oh il ur x desfgin by the way he has such cool hair like if sm1 had fisgety hands imaging if they give it a lil brush u no or a lil tug or put sm cute flowers in it n stuff thatd be cute !!!! he’s a pretty boyi u nko kno u kko yhyhyhyhyh

Also I forgor if I respondede to this yet but ur so correct acc about the new hermits getting thei own crushes on Mumbo too HC stands for Hermits CrushingOnMumboJumbo acctuallye u r so correct n try 💀<<<<333333

…………. Def not m havin thoughts aboy the diff between ppl resctong to gem vs Skizz if they were to find out they gained a hot crush on Mumbo too….. like…. Bro imagine……..

Ppl going to gen like awwww that’s cute bestie we lov that frfr gem welcome to the club bestie n shes so sweet w mumbo n it’s all good n she might be deadly enough to casully take out a sword n death glare any competitors sometime if they’re tryna crash in any dedidcated Mumbo time (COYGHCOUGCVOUGH Grian COUGHCOIYHCIIHJ) but it’s all good ukno all cute :))))))

But like Skizz. And here’s the thing Skizz is such a huge teddy bear o a guy. Fav angel dude fr. But like. I’m lookin at how ZIT already had like a whol competition bet thing going on w seducing Mumbo Outta his sexy pristine normal asssuit pants. I’m looking at the hints of possessivendsc that like Z n I n T all had at times b4 w dear ol mumby boy. I’m lookinh at thr bond ZITS hav going on n how Skizz could b having a gay ol time w mumbo n maybe flirting just a tad (a lot lol) n maybe he throws Mumbo over his arm cus he cute like that n S catches one of the others eye just for a second n motherfucker would SMIRK. LMAO ‘look bitches I got ur man now he’s my man what u gonna do bout it <3’ like iys probs not on the level of Doc n Grian (n X n Scar n probs Keralis lol) petty aaaa possessiveness rivalry becaus ZITS r still a lol goofy w it y’know ykno but like

Sometimesz

Sometimes.

Hffhhffhhffygufhghvvhvjjvjvjvvjjbbj ty gim happy pride btw rip I’m a fruity little plannon today <3

- 🌱 Anon

Plannon it is then! ^^ lmao always a pleasure to receive a message from you. Feels like I have a penpal in the world somewhere. Apparently in my walls though so I hope you're still comfortable in there with how cold its getting again??? (last week we were at the >20C?? Now we're back at single digits???? What happened?????).

As for my Xisuma, maybe no tugging since he has some very sensitive hair roots but flowers are always welcome! (I still think he needs a haircut though)

I agree on your interpretation of the true meaning of HC and shall immediately add it to my dictionary lmao.

Actually I haven't really thought about Skizz all that much so I'm pretty interested in some headcanons about them. I don't really see much of Skizz in general I suppose.

I say that but for some reason I had no trouble hearing this sentence (‘look bitches I got ur man now he’s my man what u gonna do bout it <3’) in his voice so.. lol.

Happy pride as well plannon! go and be your fruity little self and have fun.

[clownofthetown]

AHSOKA FINALE SPOILERS

im sorry this is so long but its my live thoughts on the ep

honestly good for you morgan elsbeth, she did great

AHHHHHH KANAN MENTION he was a little shy OH MY GOFDOGKDKKD CALEB ❤️ like me fr

Is huyang like ezras grandmaster of lightsaber construction then

HE GETS THE SAME PART THINGO AS KANAN IM DYING AND ITS BLUE AGAIN

NOOO SABINE COMES BACK ITS OKAY

uh oh ezra finding out abt sabines family

sabine and ahsoka bonding over the choices theu make thats so cute

wow okay like 3rd anakin mention this series (PLS GIVE ME A 3RD KANAN MENTION ITS ONLY FAIR)

if those ties hurt the noti. IF THEY.

bumper cars but in the sky and considerably more dangerous how fun

AY NOTI AND HUYANG COLLAB

thats four anakin mentions are you kidding me

YESSS SABINE GETS HER HELMET WHY HAS SHE BEEN FIGHTING W/O IT PLS WEAR HEAD PROTECTION

zombies ZOMBIES

omg morgan and ahsoka rematch this is great

ah i see theyre gonna make sabine use yhe force bc she dropper her saber

I CALLED IT sighhhhh

THANK YOU ive been wonder like "why dont they just chop the zombies in half and then they cant rly do anything but theh werent and now FINALLY

YAY JUMPING

AHSOKA AHSOKA UR MISSING UR FLIGHT

SABINE. SABINE. tHANK U I WAS SO SHOCKED SHE WOULD LEAVE AHSOKA LIKE THAT BUT SHE DIDNT

rip morgan 💔

EZRAS ALONE THERE WHAT THE HELL

nooo ezra should have done a more ridiculous voice on the comm pls 😔

HUYANG THANK GOD

here we go abt anakin again alright

THRAWN U BASTARD SHUT UP ABT AHSOKA

guys. guys this isnt funny theyre genuinely stuck there. GUYS. WHY. EZRA IS ALONE AGAIN.

was that fuckin morai or am i going insane

SHIN SHIN SHIN WHERE HAVE U BEEN is she gonnabecome the bandit leader or wtv

baylan what on earth

THE FATHER AND SON??? IS THE DAUGHTER HALF DESTROYED WHAT?????????

CHOPPER DONT TELL ME THATS WHO I THINK IT IS

oH MY FUCKING GOD EZRA AND HERA REUNITE AHHHHHDHDHDJFJJ IM ACTUALLY CRYING NOW

"its time to move on" ??? I BEG YOUR OARDON WHAT

sabine what did u feel TELL ME

R U SERIOUS we BETTER see kanan as a force ghost watching over hera and jacen AND EZRA in SEASON 2 WHICH WE BETTER GET OR I WILL RIOT

it is nice that anakins watching over ahsoka tho HES A GRANDMASTER NOW LOL

a few other thoughts:

- im glad sabine gets to keep her lightsaber, it rly is hers now

- i gyess im ok w ezra building a new saber? esp one so close to kanans 💔 hopefully it helps him relfect on the person he is now yknow

- lowkey sad morgan just got killed like that... THWRES SM POTENTIAL 4 HER CHARACTER NOW THAG SHE GOT MORE POWER AND STUFF LIKE

- HOW DID CHOPPER KNOW???

- why is there all the father son daughter stuff on peridea (and how did ezra not sense it in the force and explore it or smth like)

- ezra didnt seem surprised that thrawn had backup and the eye of sion and stuff so im assuming they explained what happened and he was just like "ok"

(maybe tbeh didnt mention sabines role in letting them get there oops)

- UUURHFHS NOW WE GAVE TO WAIT

-why didnt they give me a hera and ezra hug scene. THEY SHOULD HAVE RAN AT EACH OTHER CRYING (pls i hope they make the reunions just a little more like they wiuld have been during rebels yknow, when we get a zeb and ezra reunion there better be ATLEAST a hair ruffle from zeb or i will BE ANGRY)

[salubriousbean]

OHH MY GOSH THAT FINALE

IT MADE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS !!!!!

(Spoilers below the cut)(very disorganized because I spewed this all out and then immediately went to bed bc it's late)

OKAY FIRST OFF THE MUSIC????!!!?!?!?!?!? LIKE HELLO THATS AMAZING I CANT WAIT FOR THE SOUNDTRACK TO BE RELEASED! LIKE AT THE BEGINNING THE MUSIC AND OHH MY GOSH THE E N D WITH OMEGA'S THEME?!!! WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

AND ADULT OMEGA??!!!!!!!!!!! WITH THE REBELLION??!!! Okay but seriously her outfit tho like I desperately want that jacket, and her hair is so cute! And Hunter's bandana! AND GONKY! AND LULA! AND TECH'S GOGGLES! Oh you can bet imma be drawing a lot of omega over the next few months (or at least trying to every so often)

Okay anyways let's rewind a bit (these are all out of order) BUT LIKE CROSS'S HAND?? THAT CX WAS RUTHLESS OHMYGOSHH

AND THEN YES THE DRAMATIC BRIDGE SCENE IN THE RAIN!!! RIP Scorch but like DANG HEMLOCK GOT RIDDLED (he deserved it)

AND JT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN OMEGA JUST STABBED HIM LIKE BAHAHHA

Though, I did wonder why she didn't just make herself dead weight instead of running with Hemlock to the bridge. It would have slowed him down a lot more but maybe Scorch wouldn't let her (or I just didn't see, I know I missed some details).

SPEAKING OF DETAILS I MISSED, EVA TIED THE PRISON-LULA TO HER BACK??? Thanks for filling in the gaps tumblr lol

Also, I wonder how they made the Zillo's screeching bc I swear that was on another level like what the heeeck

Also I'm sad we didn't get to find out who CX-2 was, or if it was just another random clone (whoever he was he was kickbutt tho). And ngl the whole time Echo was talking to the prisoners (!!dramatic clone speech!! Like fives's speeches!!) I was peering for any sign of Dogma's tattoo

Also Hemlock, isn't that gas like a war crime or something? And the prisoner torture thing? I haven't read much of the Geneva Conventions but I'm pretty sure that's against international laws (well at least on Earth, you'd hope in the galaxy far far away as well)

ALSO!! THE C H I L D R E N !!!!! THEY'RE ADORAVLE AND I LOVE THEM SO MHCH AND I LOVE SEEJNG THEM AND THE CLONES ALL HAPPY ON PABU AND EATING SPACE ICE CREAM though Eva, Jax, Sami,Bayrn, and the other prisoners need new clothes lol

ALSO YES EMERIE I LOVE HER CHARACTER AND CHARACTER ARC ITS SO GOOD AND SHES AAAAHHH "You have my word" or something like that THE MANDO INSTINCTS KICKING IN

And I love her convo with Echo, about being free

AND THE SCENE UNDER THE TREE??*CHEFS KISS* BEAUTIFUL 10/10

That reminds me, the line "Clone Force 99 died with Tech" is so sad 😢

Gosh the voice acting is so good dsfjavlkakgsslsdgldgksdltdys

Also (sorry I'm using that word a lot lol) I totally though older Omega was Phee when she was going into the cave for some reason or like Phee with a different hairstyle BUT I LOVE OMEGA SO MUCH SHES SO STRONG AND UMM I ALREADY WANT HER ADVENTURES IN THE REBELLION

I'm so glad none of the batch died in that attack (but also their accelerated aging makes me so sad). Also I love how Hunter offers their help to Omega even though they're not in the physical condition they used to be. He's so loyal, they're all so loyal to each other. That's not a weakness (glares at Hemlock). I love the loyalty of the clones, built in shared experiences and trials.

Okay my typings getting worse so I'll maybe return tomorrow with more thoughts

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Longass Crop Circles Notes (for Lately, I've Been Thinking and I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One

Finally delivered to @spicymiilk our king. My apologies that these longass notes are not as detailed as last time. I shall endeavor to get more detailed as I read more of the fic. I will post my rage thoughts on chapter eight of for the nights and days of life by @mochalottie tomorrow though, and that shit will be novel length. Anyways:

Lately, I've Been Thinking:

-Me when Andrei says Spider will have a bad time: but does he ever have a good time for you??

-NORM CONTENT. *airhorn blares*

-I gotta love the tragic Shameless vibes you bring into my Spider fics, man. 

-Retweet, Spider, we all hate men. We are all scared of men. 

-Rip Paz, the fandom tries to tell me you weren’t a bitch but I don’t buy it. You totally were. Justice for Trudy, who was way cooler.

-Wait, did Spider do drugs too? The needles are around his bed? Or did he steal his moms bed?

-Lol, Paz is in and out, there is SO MUCH Shameless in this story. You can't hide from me, bastard.

-YESS, THE FAST FOOD AU. 

-Also, Andrei, what is it about beating the natural joy and zest for life out of Spider that gets u off?

-Neteyam will lOVE fixing this guy tho. Spider is his wet dream at this point. 

-I actually know a kid in my grade who was placed with one of my family friends when he was seventeen, he is fantastic. He’s the oldest of like, seven kids and the littlest ones go to the elementary school I work at now. My mom works there too and she always says you can tell when this kid is home because the little ones are showered and on time, and he takes them to get haircuts and stuff. He used to walk 45 minutes to work every day. He’s a great guy but he doesn’t stay. He doesn’t let them drag him down. :/

-Spider, on the brink of death, unloved and abused and neglected, dirty and with one single tangle of hair: hi

Neteyam: that is my soulmate. 

I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One:

-WHATS YOUR DAMAGE THE FIC? That’s the one line I quote more from any other type of media. Every day I go “WHAT IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA??” 

-N E T E Y A M VS SELF ESTEEM. MAN MANAGES TO HATE HIMSELF EVEN IN THE FACE OF SPIDER. 

-Also the fear I felt when I saw Miles and Norm are best friends actually, I’m comforting myself like “no no, he meant Spider it’s okay.”

-The hilarity of getting rid of Lo’ak and Kiri who are the canonically closest to Spider and leaving us with Tuk and Neteyam and Jeytiri. That excited me lITERALLY SO MUCH. The fast food au did start with only Tuk and Neteyam, and that’s juicy. We are forced to develop and explore relationships that are underdeveloped in canon and are harder to justify as instant sparks. You took away his natural in canon support systems so he has to learn to develop even faster with the other Sully's and that is a banger idea.

-W H E E L C H A I R J A K E. God I love wheelchair Jake aus, I love making them positive because I don’t like the way the first movie just fixed his disability. Give me Jake Sully being a positive disabled male father figure in his kids lives, just as present and happy and in love with his wife while paralyzed then he would be with mobility. What creative stuff has changed in their lives to accomidate? I need to know.

-Delighted by this Neytiri pov, my god. I feel like less people than I need in my life just let Neytiri have no bad blood at all with Spider in modern aus. She would be all over a neglected child.

-GET THE STICKY TOYS, thats so cute. And useful, I need him to get the magnets some kids got stuck to the ceiling in the gym at my work.

-Tuk is already bullying Neteyam about liking Spider and he isn’t even there yet. I’m lOVING the little bits of the fast food au I spot. She is going to be a menace. And clearly Neteyam is a lovesick clown.

-He is indeed about to get the shit loved out of him, and that is what every Spider Sully writer says before writing their fic. 

-WHAT DID THE MCCOSKERS DO SPIDER, NORM SHOULD KNOW, THEN HE WON’T PLACE OTHER KIDS WITH THEM BUDDY.

-Love the descriptions of how Spider feels when Norm’s body relaxes, just noting the way he backs off. So specific and accurate to any abused child. That tension and hypersensitivity to anyone's emotions, even people you implicitly trust, like never goes away.

-Norm thinking someone didn’t let Spider pee in the bathroom is so tragic and funny I feel bad for laughing. 

-Spider: heart palpitations upon seeing Neteyam

Spider: NORM YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE WINGMANNING ME?

I am picturing Norm and Tuk in the back of a Burger King setting up an elaborate plan while Neteyam sighs and watches Spider from a booth while writing Neteyam Socorro on all of his notebooks.

-i am cACKLING. You’ve never seen rizz as strong or as intense as “MILES??” and “WHOS THAT? WHAT’S SCHOOL, I DON’T KNWO WHAT THAT IS?” Their dumb clown asses belong together.

-In all seriousness though, I can't imagine how humiliating it would feel to Spider to know some random acquaintance at school was now privy to all your personal problems and business.

-I want to know how often Neteyam frequents the local Burger King. He's probably so embarrassed at how ready he was to big brother this kid. He's gonna be like "looking hot today, uh, I mean, did you need help with your homework champ???"

-This is now like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Neteyam can call Kiri and Lo’ak on the phone and gossip about boy problems

-JAKE INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS A MILITARY MAN TO EVERY CHILD THAT GETS BROUGHT INTO THEIR HOUSE, NO ONE VETOED THAT SHIT?? Kiri hasn't been like "sTOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU LOVE THE MILITARY, YOU ARE EMBARASSING US."

-Also wow does Norm not know Spider’s dad was former military and he way not vibe with that at all?

-The way that Neteyam is still stalking Spider at McDonalds Or Burger King we can’t be sure. The mention of both places has sent me to space because it makes it seem like Spider used to work at McDonalds and then switched to Burger King and deeply obsessed stalker Neteyam Sully switched establishments to frequent.

-Spider’s fear of Tuk is hilarious and deeply sad, that is your bestie. 

-I LOVE love the idea of Kiri and Neteyam watching video essays. I love video essays, I wish my brothers did gOD. Also love a late night owl Neteyam head canon.

-Spider really is a wet rat. Have you ever actually seen a wet rat? The saying is so accurate. Kid was fed properly for the first time in years and then it killed him. Love kills Spider at first, as we have learned from all Spider Sully fics. He's like a dog eating chocolate, it's good, but at what cost.