#they’re not sugar daddies

[rggie]

< event m.list┆when they spoil you

characters: idia, leona, vil

details: gn!reader / sfw, established relationship

idia shroud has madol to spare.

seriously. he has loads lying in his bank account, untouched. all he uses it for is games, merchandise, figurines and a plethora of charities he repeatedly saw ads for and couldn’t click off. he’s subscribed to so many things over the years, half of the time he doesn’t even know what his phone is billing him for. not that it really matters. to say there was ample room for him to spend more would be an understatement, but he had nothing (correction, nobody) at all to spend it on.

at least, until he met you. 

he’s (regrettably) played enough dating sims and watched enough shoujo romances to know about the different love languages. personally, he adores words of affirmation, lapping up your praise like some sort of starved kitten. (his ego is skyrocketing and it’s all your fault) but gift giving? now that’s his guilty pleasure. it’s quick, easy and an often wordless exchange, which was good for him! the less verbal mush he has to say, the better.

it starts off simple, just idia logging on to do your dailies whenever you’re busy. then, he’s buying you the monthly battle pass. and then, it’s the overpriced skin for a character you didn’t even care much for in the first place. before you know it, you’re that couple, notorious on video games… you know, the annoying ones with matching avatars and bios, with all the unnecessary assets that were locked behind a paywall. oh, the irony of it all. he used to hate those types!

you logged him into you favourite shopping apps, so if there’s something on your wishlist that exceeds your budget on a shopping spree, he’ll take care of it before you get the chance. every time you joke about him being your sugar daddy, (which is not true. he doesn’t even buy you things that often!) he says he’ll block you on everything. he never goes through with it, though.

idia is too shy to admit it, but there’s a small part of him that wishes to gift give more, solely because of your reaction — he can’t help it, the surprised pikachu-like expression and the way you throw your arms around him when he surprises you with something you’ve been eyeing gives him a serotonin boost! he’ll be giddy, practically hyper for the rest of the day, as though he’s on a sugar-rush… his brain just goes into overdrive and all he can think about is how he wants to hit replay and have you do it again over and over and over. he’s so touch starved.

you’re his first everything, so who can blame him for treating you? he still thinks you’re leagues ahead of him. so he’s not doing it to be cocky or make you feel guilty, he does it because the three words he tries so hard to say refuse to fall from his lips. his throat dries and his hands get clammy and his brain fails to form coherent thoughts whenever he attempts to tell you in person — but if you look closer, you’d find that it’s already been conveyed through his gifts: a non-verbal ‘i care about you’, ‘i want you to be happy’ and of course, ‘i love you.’

leona kingscholar is no stranger to expensive gifts.

being a prince, he’s had suitors from far and wide travel to present him with lavish things — and yet, he can only say a select few had no ulterior motive. thus, receiving gifts is something he brushes off quite easily.

when you shower him with the very thing he avoids, he doesn’t know what to make of it. do you want something from him? is that why you’re dating him? the worst part is he doesn’t voice his concerns at all, feigning indifference until ruggie pokes his nose into his business. “leona, what have you ever gotten for them?”

nothing. he’s gotten you nothing. he takes, takes, takes, and you’ve asked for nothing in return. not once has asked you if you wanted anything, too caught up in his own negativity — fuck. he’s not too good at this whole ‘boyfriend’ thing. leona realises that you’re not giving gifts because you want something out of him, you’re doing it because you love him, and simply want to see him happy.

very abruptly, he’s asking you about things you’ve had your eye on. wristwatches that are just wayyy too expensive for a regular student, or newly-released branded shoes that you know you can’t afford till they go on sale. you never really know if leona’s listening to your absent-minded rambles, so you pay no mind to his sudden curiosity. he’s always said he likes the sound of your voice, so you keep on talking.

“anything you’ve got your eye on?” he’s lounging on your thighs, eyes closed as you lace your fingers through his hair. “other than you?”

he glares at you. you laugh before responding properly, and he listens attentively (he always has) because he’s irritatingly enamoured (he always will be)

leona can tell when you get excited, ears twitching with the intonations of your voice, “there were these headphones i liked, and oh! also these sliders (…)” your candid response is almost amusing. you’re oblivious, completely unbeknownst to the wishlist in leona’s head that seems to grow longer, and longer, and longer…

your birthday this year will be a big one.

vil schoenheit ‘unintentionally’ spoils you.

like leona, vil has been recipient of gifts since the start of his career. whether it’s brand deals or romantic advancements, it’s all the same to him. that doesn’t mean the notion isn’t sweet!! and if it’s you gifting him something, it’s all the more sweeter.

that said, he makes sure to remind you that he doesn’t require gifts. your relationship is bolstered by the genuine trust you have in each other, so he doesn’t need flowery grand gestures — not that he won’t accept them, because he will! — but he’d rather not have you splurge on him when you still have a future to focus on. being goal driven himself, he’d rather you not get carried away.

“just focus on yourself. be selfish.” he tells you, but he struggles to do that himself.

okay, he doesn’t necessarily give you gifts. he just so happens to have things lying around that he doesn’t need anymore. shoes from partnerships he didn’t like, jewellery that’ll suit you better, or clothes that are so not his style are all sent straight to you. he has a surplus of things he doesn’t use, so why not give it away to someone who’d make better use of it? it’s not intentional or anything.

“stay still.” he’s got you sitting in his vanity chair as he kneels on the ground, knuckles grazing your skin as he fastens the clasp of a silver bracelet on your wrist. “vil, when did you buy this?”

“i didn’t. it was free. magicam promo.” that’s what he claims, but you know better. of course you do, when you were the one sitting across from him one week ago as he mulled over purchasing the exact same thing.

so maybe he’s a liar. he does spoil you. he does it all the time. but his school performance hasn’t been hindered, and neither has yours, so… just let him carry on.

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[ronnyraygun]

TimBuzz has a very specific dynamic—

[Original Under Cut]

Lmao.

[bruciemilf]

Werewolf! AU

The Kane are pureblood wolf, Thomas was human. Martha's brother became disinterested in Bruce thinking he was human like his father. And in a sense it was true. But during his training in the League, Bruce dies and Talia resurrects him using the Pit, resulting in the wolf's dormant genes being reactivated. Bruce won't find out until years later, when he's Batman, and has just adopted Dick. His wolf's instincts howl for a pack. And for a companion, getting him out of the way whenever Superman is near.

Honestly, I’d fucking love a batcat dynamic with this. Like. Overgrown puppy battinson who unconsciously thinks he’s a kitten and jumps on selina whenever. Poor woman is reduced to a gym rat because her man needs to be carried 24/7 like he’s dainty and delicate despite being a marble statue

[dolcepuccino]

they’re trying to keep it lowkey not to post the same content 👀

[consul-valerius]

The Duke welcomes home a new partner he met over seas—no, he doesn’t resemble the dead count of Vesuvia at all. This guy’s name is Lorenzo.

Originally was just a mushy kiss kiss between the bastard men, but then I wanted to attempt to draw out an idea for a new arm customized by Sam for Lucio in an “upright” ending scenario for them (ie Lucio is properly banished from Vesuvia and gets to shack up at the Pearl Isles to avoid all his problems and woes 💕💕) The pros of having a magic rich boyfriend is you DON’T need to sell a child’s parents for a sick new prosthetic arm, he’ll just give it to you in exchange for kisses lmfao✨✨

[resident-gay-bitch]

little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune

[evansbby]

okay it’s been too long, i need to write a dilf!Ari fic like NOW.

[ashchoo]

the rizzing (real 🤯🤯😱 @g4l4ctical @edgedraws)

[queenburd]

Two old guys in love

[godsprettiestprincess]

hello same anon. Yes lmao that was exactly what I was thinking about too.

Also imagining Sam trying out dating other people and on first dates, he’s thinking ‘:/ okay but how long do we have to spend on small talk why can’t we skip to the part where you’re my other half and I’d trust you with my soul’ which probably ends with him getting a reputation of being Way Too Intense for a high schooler(?) (idk at what age people start dating I’m ace and never cared.) Point is that he’s routinely disappointed by his dates Not Being Lucifer until he comes to terms with the fact that he should probably skip the hassle and actually commit to making out with the devil in his head.

(Sam and his invisible devil boyfriend. I’m sure Dean & John would be very normal about this. There’s no way this could go wrong for Sam.)

SO REAL. He enjoys having friends & leading his little groups but whenever he goes on dates/gets kissed/etc he’s just thinking about Lucifer watching them which is not how that’s supposed to go, he’s pretty sure. Eventually he just starts turning them down and going to the movies “by himself” <333

[arcadianico]

thinking about the qrubckity au again

[acesstark]

I love how Will is the I-Know-How-To-Get-What-I-Want, manipulatively seductive because he knows how bad Hannibal wants him type of person, and Hannibal is this… I am so pathetically lovesick and dumb around you please give me attention or I’ll kill someone type of person.

It’s all very balanced.

[petrovna-zamo]

An Italian story 🇮🇹

[starburstsobsessions]

bitchin summer

[charmac]

I love your sugar daddy Dennis SOOOOOO much! 😭

Thanks! You’ll have to return here after next chapter and tell me what you think, things are looking better for him… and of course, he once again gets Mac where he wants him, so that always helps…

[inkykeiji]

i have eaten so many cookies my tummy hurts ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

they’re sooooo pretty tho 🥺🥺🥺 and nonna made them ALL from scratch!!!