#this is cuz i read the latest episode and. oh my god

[toastmgoats]

Hey @thepurpah I love ur webtoon Suitor Armor sooo much I'd love to talk. Turn on ur location I just wanna talk that's all 🙃

[iamsolonelyhaha]

A/N : until i get requests then i’ll just make imagines for each characters.🙄 also i prefer to not write for deok-su, sorry if you were looking for a page with him.

⚠️SPOILERS!!⚠️

what would ji yeong be like with an s/o? ( gender neutral )

» oh my god. ji yeong would be such a great person to be around, let alone having her as a partner.

» if you were familiar and caught up with celebrity drama and the latest movies, you too would always have something to talk about and watch when you were bored.

» if she went into the games and you didn’t, (and survived) she would use the money to take care of you guys, and take both of you to jeju island!!

» this basically goes for anyone in squid game cuz all of them have abandonment issues or something idk but because she has lost both of her parents, there would definitely be times where she just needs you to be there for her. hug her. give her attention 🙄.

» if you two were in the games together, you would always talk together about what you would do outside of the games and bond over your problems, and why you were in there.

» she would definitely try and find a way to get both of you out of there. if she couldn’t find a way, she would sacrifice herself so that you could win.

» she would try and find ways to protect you and get you to win. like, if you were in the honeycomb game and you had picked umbrella, she would give you her honeycomb if it was an easier shape :)

A/N : this one is pretty short. she was only in it for what, two episodes. so i didn’t really get much on her character except for her backstory and her dreams of what she would do outside of the games.. i tried my hardest to relate to her character. thanks for reading guys :)!

[discet]

Gonna gush a little bit cuz your fic has given me some major brainrot. Read it all in one day and then re-read it again in time for the latest chapter. The dialogue, characterizations, and scenarios are so well done that each chapter really feels like an episode. Also wanna say that I totally predicted, or at least hoped, that Anne was found by Valeriana cuz of the possibilities and was super excited to see that prediction came true.

First off, I'm so glad you like the fic! It is wild to me that you were able to read fast enough to have read it through twice! I hope you continue to enjoy :D I'll take each of these comments in order

Valeriana: I have been so excited to introduce her as Anne's guide in Amphibia. She's one of my favorite non-main Amphibians and I was bummed we didn't see her (so far, fingers crossed for the finale) yet in S3. Its so fun to write for her character.

Marcanne: Oh man, I have had so much planned. So much comfort and hurt and angst and fluff and tension. God, I've been looking forward to these chapters all the way up to this point

Percy and Braddock: So Braddock is still recovering, so they're still hanging about. Otherwise, spoilers

Yunan&Olivia: I am excited for these two to show up in earnest for season 2. I have a couple of fun chapters planned for them.

Writing More for This AU: So if you mean the fic page that is currently at chapter 14/20. Yes, a Witch in Wartwood is basically season 1 and will be followed by a season 2. If you mean will I be writing more of this AU once I follow through to the S3 finale? I mean, probably not? Have a few epilogue chapters that are kind of vaguely stewing in the back of my brain, but not like, in general. This is already the most ambitious writing project and I'll be working on that for a while

Thanks again for sending these Asks, I love getting these. Hope you continue to enjoy the story :D

[selfcareparker]

(lovely anon) ok so this may sound so dramatic but; let me paint you a picture: i’m responding to your latest message, sitting on the edge of the sofa. i type in “lovely anon” into the search and see this longgg post come up and i’m like uhhh... i scroll down and see the people you tagged and literally. when i saw @ lovely anon. i . cried . like full on tears. my brother goes “what are you doing” “she tagged meeeee” and he continued what he was doing and didn’t care LMAOO but i was so emotional? i love and appreciate you too and aAH IM CRYING!! you’re just really sweet and i didn’t expect it at all and it was really lovely to be a part of something :’)

the kermit pic sent meee but yes yes yes!! when you start uni let me know, lol i’m so excited for you!! let me know how it goes cuz i’m literally hype hahah & yes we will be in our sad corners of the world, missing england but you’re right it’ll be sooooo worth it in the end!!! and oH i’m glad you talk to them lol i truly thought you like haven’t seen them/haven’t spoken to them this whole time😭 that would’ve been awful!

also i totallyyy get what your saying about the english speaking thing. and idk why you’re insecure (well i *knowww* bc it’s not your first language and you’re studying it in college so yuh) but your english is great :)))

lol yeah that makes sense.. my mom took french in college and she remembers NOTHING HDJSHSJ (the fact that you wanna learn MORE languages i- ahh i so admire you.. you literally know so many languages🥺) yea i mean you know a bunch of languages bc you know the base of words lol, but i wonder if because you know latin it’ll be easier for you to learn french? oh- oh wait you said it’ll be easier HAHHAHA

THERES SO MUCH EXCITING STUFF TO TALK ABOUT HDGSJSJSL it’s so wild to me that you can’t watch chaos walking :( i’m a professional hacker tho so i’ll try and find a way for you LMAO (by professional hacker i mean i literally have gotten multiple free trials and i’m pretty sure the hulu police are after me bUT ITS THEIR FAULT BC WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE???) i mean the movie was good? and cute? and funny? but yea don’t think it’s gonna be the most fantastic thing haha AND THE DOGGO AWWW (i saw it again today- or my today lol, saturday, aND THESE OLD PEOPLE CAME AND SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND MY FRIEND LIKE ITS A LONG STORY LMK IF YOU WANNA HEAR IT)

SHARK FILMS?!?!! PLEASE READING THIS I HAD NO IDEA YOU WOULD LIKE SHARK MOVIES TOO FHSKSHSHDJDJGAJAYSJS ok so i haven’t seen any of the classics (i’m working on it) but i would probably watch jaws to laugh at it? not like that lmao but like comparing it. OKAY BUT HONESTLY I BARELY KNOW ANYONE WHO LIKES SHARK FILMS AHHH OKAY im adding “the shallows” to my watchlist bc it sounds super good AND SAME AHSJD ANY BODY OF WATER IN A MOVIE I JUST KNOW ITS COMING LMAO watch me not go in the water anymore after seeing that picture HHDJSJ

WHEN I READ THIS I JUST GOT DONE TALKING TO MY MOM ABOUT THE MEG AND THAT SCENE WHERE THE SHARKKK JUMPEDDDD AND ATE THE OTHER ONEEEE AND THEN JONAS HAD TO DO- bro i cannot (i think that one is my favorite because i love me a bit of romance and the subtle romance hAD ME) 47 meters down PHEW could you imagine?? i try not to think too hard about it i’m like “don’t be dumb catherine, don’t put yourself in a dumb situation” (not autocorrect having “dumb bitch” ready i am not lying) and i literally understand... there is no other way to explain 47 meters down

i CANNOT watch horror movies, can’t can’t can’t, i literally hate them i cannot do it!!! the thrill is tempting and it’s cool in the moment but i cant lmao. i don’t have nightmares about scary things (for the majority of the time) but going to sleep i’m like oooohhhhhh shit 🥲 literally what you explained

music !!!! music !!!! music !!!! (u ever write a word and now it looks weird lmao) MY BROTHER DOESNT LIKE MUSIC AND ITS SHIT IM LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU- anyway, my music taste is all over the place i mean......... it’s crazy. earlier today i was listening to meghan trainor’s album “title” oUT OF NOWHERE, but just a few minutes ago i was listening to fall in love with me by earth wind and fire soooo lol .. megan is *chefs kiss*, i’m not familiar with stormzy🙈, harry styles.... IM SORRY IM THAT PERSON but i don’t listen to his solo music EEK i only listen to adore you... and not that frequently... the music video freaked me out... i like niall’s solo music a lot more, which i listen to a lot more. now. one direction. favorite. please & thank you. i have a playlist called “boy bands” and it consists of one direction and the vamps (obsessed with cherry blossom btw) but as you can see my taste is all over the place!! fr fr if i sent you what apple music has as my “favorites” it went from ariana grande to carrie underwood to glee (OBSESSED DONT LET ME TALK ABOUT IT) i mean please if you let me i will nonstop (hamilton HDJSH) talk about music all day😩 & NOOO UR MUSIC IS GREAT HAHSK IM NOT A BIG RAP PERSON BUT DOJA CAT IS MY FAVORITE!!

okay good, i’m glad :) i was just nervous that you did feel that way <3 and GOT IT HAHAJ healthy pressure is always good :’) my friend got me these pens cuz i love stationary and school supplies lol and was like “now you have to write something” soooo yea i feel that! and i saw you posted the ficcccccc literally so proud of you 🥺🥺 i’m trying to decide if i read it tomorrow or tonight..... sleep or a literal beautiful creation made by the sweetest person and is v v nice smut and college!peter and 4.7k...... sleep aint really calling no more.

GIRL ALL OF MY SENTENCES ARE TOO LONG HAHAHAH IN FACT THIS IS TOO LONG SOOO (also why am i 3 days late..😑) anywho it’s 1 in the morning so <33 lovely anon

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oh my god the fact that you cried nearly made me cry too😭😭🥺🥺 (also, your brother LMAO), i wasn‘t even sure if you‘d see it but i immediately thought of you so of COURSE i included you <333

the hulu police lsjsjaiaik, girl i was ready to get a hulu membership when i wanted to watch big time adolescence and i couldn‘t find it anywhereee, and when i got to the payment it said i need a bank account that‘s based in the US or whatever. like bro i was about to pay you!! but i was forced to find it somewhere (and i did, on levidia,— not that i‘ve ever used it because it‘s illegal 😤 i would never!!! i‘d rather support billion dollar companies and spend my money on watching films that i can find for free 🥰🥰🥰 not

i‘ve found chaos walking online so i‘ll watch it som time this week!! also YES TELL ME THE STORY

okay so idk if you watched/are planning on watching falcon and winter soldier but i watched the first episode the other day and they were speaking french (just a few seconds) and I UNDERSTOOD SOME WORDS DLDJDJ and i was so proud of myself. i‘ve only ever learned french with duolingo lol (i only do like 5 mins a day and that‘s why i was so surprised that i understood some of it!!). and yeah apart from latin i feel like italian, german, french and english are all similar in a sense.. i mean obviously they‘re completely different languages but for example there are some grammatical constructions in french that i think i wouldn‘t understand if i only spoke english? so when i translate those things into english you can‘t directly translate them bc you say things differently, but when i translate them into german then it makes more sense to me. idk that‘s something i noticed so i feel like if you already know multiple languages it‘s easier to learn another language compared to if you only know one language and are trying to learn a second one. even if the languages aren‘t similar then i think you get the hang of it easier.

ikd slsjsjs also i don‘t want you to think that i‘m a linguistic genius or anything lmfao, like i‘m only fluent in english and german and i‘m just a wannabe (ew that word) polyglot sksj (yes i had to google polyglot— i do think learning ancient greek would be super cool tho? like imagine studying latin AND ancient greek, whew). and honestly i don‘t think i‘ll ever be fluent in another language bc i don‘t plan on living anywhere other than germany or possibly england and i‘m not dedicated enough to properly learn any other languages esp if i don‘t have anyone to speak the language with. but i still try my best and i just love language/languages as a whole so yeah i‘m happy & just learning as much as i can dkdjh🥰

(I guess language/linguistics are/is my passion (which sounds sooo lame lmaoooo) and the word passion comes from the latin word pati (i think💀) which means to suffer, and in german passion is called Leidenschaft which basically means suffering too, idk why i‘m telling you this maybe you know it already. but ok dumb fun fact, in german you can make compound words with as many words as you like, and the longest official german word is Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz which is a law for the monitoring of labels on beef... this is such a dumb fact but i think about that word like once a day idk why dodjsjsj so... 👁👄👁)

but i‘ll stop boring you with my linguistics talk because truly i don‘t know much about languages but i am interested omg i‘m gonna shut up now.

now water + sharks. (so in non-covid times i always go to croatia with my dad during the summer, and even before ever watching a shark film i was always kind of scared in water.. but after watching so many shark films wldjdj HELP Like you know when you go deeper into the ocean and you can‘t see or feel the ground/floor? anymore.. then i just start imagining sharks. like i can‘t help it i just imagine a shark sneaking up on me or feeling something graze my foot ABD I JUST START FREAKING OUT SSKJSHSJ. idk. anyway kdkdh i do love the ocean/swimming though but the older i get the more i realise how fucking scary the ocean is ( even if we’re gonna disregard sharks)

your brother... what‘s wrong with him? HOw CAN YOU NOT LIKE MUSIC LIKE WHAT THE FAWK

OKAY BUT SAME ABOUT THE ADORE YOU MUSIC VIDEO DLDKDJSJSKSLSLKSKSJSHSH and yeah i have to say harry’s style (styles lol) as a solo artist isn‘t reaaally my cup of tea, and i only like the popular songs from his second album and the first album is only good when i‘m in the right mood (haven‘t actually listened to it in a while though, but kiwi is one of my all time favourites along with only angel but i hate the start, like it takes 40 seconds to actually begin properly). i like mgk and because of him i watched the dirt which is a film about motley crue, and now one of my favourite songs ever is same ol situation and i‘m into rock now lol. +++ justin bieber. I had a justin bieber cardboard cutout thingy😭 i was the biggest Belieber on earth when i was 13-16, but i didn‘t like his last album and tbh he‘s become a bit weird lately, BUT OH MY GOD. i Listened to his new album yesterday and i‘m in LOVE with the song hold on

i really like niall‘s music toooo!!!! And doja cat 😌😌😌😌 And THE VAMPS OG MY GOD. i got to see them live bc they were the opening/support act for little mix and ajdsjskslslsjsjsj. (Also i love concerts, some of the best memories of my life are concerts, i‘ve seen nicki minaj live 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and justin twice and my heart fills every time i think about how excited i was, it was my first concert ever (16th of September 2016 😌) and i was the happiest person alive seeing justin drew fucking bieber (even if i‘m not tooo sure about justin nowadays)

i have a confession? Idk what hamilton is. I mean I‘ve heard about it and i keep googling it but i‘ve never watched it (is it even a film???? or like a proper musical? also pls tell me you grew up with high school musical. i have a few friends who didn‘t and it makes me so sad 😭😭😭 hsm is the best thing to happen to my childhood , the sooooongs— i still listen to some of them every week or month lool they make me so happy)

(Okay wait i was about to recommend some stormzy songs but you said you‘re not that into rap so i won‘t dksksjl)

What you said about my fic AHSLSLSJB (i wasn‘t sure if you sent an ask about it earlier? idk that might have been someone else, so if it was (and you‘ve read it already) i hope you liked it sksjsj i was...... unsure about it. and i have this reeaaallly long peter fic that i started writing in december and that‘s the only peter thing i currently want to write but also i can‘t because idk how to continue kddjj.) but I’m definitely getting back into writing i have a few blurbs that i want to write so 🥰🥰🥰

Oh and pls as soon as you read this let me know: violet or yellow? (it‘s just a tiny thing for my new theme slsksj)

[waywardangel-13]

So here's my thing with Season 15 (mostly 15x03, but oh well):

I have mixed feelings.

Every Friday, I set an early alarm so I have time to watch the latest SPN episode before I need to start my day. Today, at 5:26 in the morning, I found myself sobbing in bed because the writers [SPOILER] killed Rowena.

I love Rowena. She is, honest to Chuck, one of my favorite characters. They sent her off really well; she sacrificed herself for the Winchesters. That "Goodbye boys" killed me; I knew she was going to say it, I was expecting it, but DAMN. It got me. I was devastated. She was introduced a queen and she died a queen. I fucking love her so much.

Ketch also died. I wasn't horribly devastated. However, I was really proud of him. When he said "Not for any price" (I don't remember exactly what he said), I was like damn. That..that is what we call character development. And then he got his heart ripped out.

For this next part, I'm sorry. Some people may disagree with me on this but I do not care, this is what I believe: Dean is being a "great big bag of dicks".

Like, seriously. My dude. Don't be pissed at Cas. There was something wrong with Jack; you need to understand that Cas was trying to figure out a way to save him. Yes, it was shitty of him to not tell you, but he is trying to reconcile, and you keep spitting in his face. That's not cool. Remember, yes, you just lost your mom, but he also was just betrayed by his dad. At least Dean knows Mary is at peace; Cas has to deal with the ultimate shit storm that his dad started. He's hurting too.

However, no matter how pissed at Dean I am right now, I really, really hope he comes to his senses quickly. Because, and, sorry for those who don't ship them, Destiel needs to happy. I don't fucking care if all we see is Dean grab Cas' hand or if there's like, I don't know, AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOUT TRUE FEELINGS, it just needs to happen.

That said, I am actually really happy that Castiel stood up for himself. I literally was just like "YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY" when he said he was leaving....but I was also watching in horror because Dean has been such an asshole that the angel that fell (in this case I mean literally fell) for him leaves. You know, and it's funny, cuz I watch Supernatural, but one of my biggest pet peeves in media is when one character takes their anger and grief out on everyone around them and there ends up being a huge misunderstanding which kills the audience. (It's ironic because that's basically every other episode of SPN, but still.)

I did like Belphegor, I do admit. But, honestly, everyone could see his betrayal coming. I still like him though, even though he did end up a crappy guy.

(Also, Cas having to smite Jack's body was DEVASTATING. I wanted to hug him the whole time. Poor baby.)

Sam is legit the sanest one of the bunch right now. I'm really worried about his "God-Bullet-Connection". Like he needs a hug. I'm worried. Also, Jared's performance when Rowena was convincing Sam to kill her gave me chills. Sam crying=me crying=my mom thinking that I'm nuts and very masochistic (I mean like the entire SPN fandom is, sooo...)

It made me very happy to meet Kevin, and I laughed my ass off at the fact that he was considered a "bad boy" in Hell. That is so funny to me, because when he said that I pictured his haircut from way back in Season 7. Speaking of Season 7 Kevin (haha that rhymed), look how far he has come! He was a smol prophet bean and then he became a smol-er ghost prophet bean, not to mention a badass. I'm so proud. (Wipes tear). But I'm not happy he was gone so quickly. It was like "Look guys! There's a wild Kevin! Haven't seen him in a while!" and then it was like "Oh..he's leaving...bye Kevin." [Looks down sadly]....But I was glad to see him while it lasted. I'm also really happy Osric got that role on Legends of Tomorrow. Haven't seen him on TV in a while.

I want original Charlie back even though she probably won't be. But Eileen is coming back and I'm happy with that.

I'm curious about Michael and Adam and when they're showing up.

AMARA KILLS ME. Okay, sue me, I've always liked her, even though she basically stalked Dean for the entirety of Season 11. But I've always liked her. And you know what? Emily Swallow is GREAT in Season 15. Chuck came in and was like "Hey sis I did something" and she shut him DOWN. I also love how she's living it up in Vegas. That shit's funny. She walked out on Chuck and I love that.

I have nothing to say about Chuck. To put it lightly, I'm upset with him right now.

All that said, I am really excited for the rest of Season 15. Dean needs to get his shit together and apologize to Cas, Sam...I hope you're gonna be okay, like seriously, Cas...good luck on the Dean front and good luck with your dad. Kevin, I miss you, Rowena, you are a QUEEN, Ketch, I am proud, Belphegor flirted with Dean, I NEED MY GIRLS BACK, Michael and Adam, congrats on being topside, Amara slays, and Chuck....stop.

(I'm sorry if you read this. I'm on a 9 hour car ride with my brother and he's listening to an audiobook on streetfighting in the 1940s and I needed to rant. Sorry for any spelling errors.)

Edit: My brother just asked me what I was doing for the past hour and I showed him this post and he said, "YOU COULD'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK THREE TIMES OVER AND INSTEAD YOU DID THIS?!" And then I was like, "YES." lmao

[wizardessheart-sideb]

The latest episode is here! Below the cut is a transcription

HEWWO!

Hello everyone, welcome to Royal Magic Academy Radio, a podcast about Wizardess Heart. I’m your host, Mari. So uh. YEAH, we had a lot of big stuff happen since the last episode, so let’s get on with the show.

GAMING NEWS

Event-wise, we got a joint Romance Point slot that brings back some of Elias and Luca’s past stories AND CGs. So it’s a combo of two guys AND stories and CGs. There’s a new star collection event, All Aboard the Mystery Express. I have to say I never expected to get a mystery train event, but I’ll take it. I think it’s a good theme and I like Hugo’s story. I haven’t read any of the other stories because I don’t care about them and I don’t have Klaus’ yet. 

We got Joel’s sequel! His main route early bird is still running, so we’re getting like Double Joel. Or in my case, triple Joel since I’m transcribing his main route so. It’s Joel season y’all.

We also now have quite a few new features. After years of asking, we now have a greet all button. While I’m glad this is a thing since a lot of people are happy about it, I personally don’t use it because using greet all and then sending people messages for that extra 20 Lune is a nightmare. I did a time comparison using my personal account and then the one I use to screen record stuff for Ceragon Dubs, and if you use greet all and then go into your friend list to send messages it’s a lot longer. But it wasn’t as long as how much time I spent screen recording, logging in and out of facebook accounts, and video editing and breaking out my phone and screen recording that for a timer.

There’s also a new feature on consumable items. I mean, that’s the best way to describe it. So basically, there’s now a thing called limited time items. As the name suggests, they’re only available for about 15 days, and if you don’t use them in that time, they disappear. So far, we’ve seen this with Story Tickets and Muffins. I imagine it will probably go over to the other snack items, but I don’t know about the others consumables. Time will tell, I suppose.

FUTURE EVENTS/SPECULATION

Okay so since we’re now getting the next batch of sequels, if we’re going in the order of the poll, Hiro’s is next. That is all. Although I do think we're gonna get season 10 first. But yeah, Hiro's should be next. Sequel-wise, at least.

CALL AND RESPONSE

And now we have the long awaited response portion of call and response! Everyone’s favorite segment where I have no clue what I’m doing, I take shit from Love Live!, and I am met with the realization if I were an idol my call and response would be the worst because I can’t think of anything, which is why we make Love Live references. Ngl I feel like my call would be like “Who’s my favorite audience member?” and then the audience is like “me!” and I fake mishearing them and I’m like “memes?!” and then we all dab or some shit because that’s my brand. Dabbing at everything. Okay but yeah so. I asked you guys to rewrite character bios so. Let’s have some FUNNNNN.

Okay, and I sort have things in the correct places so I can just read them. I mean "sort of" because I have to go through DMs and stuff, but... Okay so our first one is from @nadia-the-wizardess. And hers is for Hugo which of course it is, I love you dude. So she submitted... And I'm not gonna try to be a complete ham. I'm gonna try and have some dignity while reading these. "Friend or foe? The masked man seemed to be at every turn, either helping us or using us to his advantage. He claims he has come from the future to help put us on the correct path and change our tragic destiny. We still don't know what Hugo is truly planning, but despite all this, I've decided to put my faith in him and join him in his journey through time and save his-- our future!" And then her sidenote, "(God I hope I did this right sbhdnsns)." You did! You are all good and I - you know I love Hugo, probably… well…  probably just as much as you. Hugo is my best boy, so.

Okay, so. God, this segment is cursed. I… This is literally the fifth time I;ve tried recording this one little story because like my mic just keeps like cutting out. I need a brand new mic like this one is not cutting it anymore but anyway. So this call and response has a funny story behind it. So essentially like when I first get responses, I don't necessarily read them carefully at first, like I'm just kind of aware. Like “okay, like some.” So when I first did the call and response a while ago, um, I was vaguely aware that I had two and one was from Nadia and the other was from an anon. And so obviously like I push it back and then, uh, me and my friend have been chatting, who's not Nadia. That's the only identity clue I will give you cuz I'm not going to say who it is but um, *laughs* she's gonna be so mad though. So anyway, so me and my friend were talking and she was like, “Oh hey, I have a question so ‘theoretically’” in quotes, if she had sent a call and response answer to me like, would she have to make a new one or like whatever, like trying to figure out what's going on. And I said like honestly I’ll use whatever you give me because I do literally like whatever people spend in and I will use so it's a free-for-all, like I’ll use anything. 

And then she told me that was good because she forgot what she, and I air quote this, “theoretically” sent. And I was like, “Well you”... This was before I checked my inbox cuz I was like, “Oh, I’ll just go in and like copy paste in and put in our chat. So I was just like “You could always ask me to send you things” like if you don't remember what you do - andthis goes for anyone. Like if you send a response by not DM by like inbox and you don't remember what you wrote like you can totally just message me and be like, “Hey I sent this, I don't remember how I worded it exactly I'm worried that I messed it up could you please tell me what it was” and like totally go ahead and do that like I don't mind. So then, you know, like I went into my inbox so I was like, “Okay let's see what she said” and um. This is what she said. “Call and response for Sigurd (Feat. Leslie) - Sigurd's the only student who can equally terrify the staff at Olive Garden along with Klaus. With his overbearing obsession and appetite for any sort of pasta, he's best known as Klaus' right-hand man when it comes to needing a bud for their 2 for $12 appetizer promotions.” Not sponsored by Olive Garden. “I hear even though he currently majors in Magical Creature Taming, rumor has it he'll be switching to Culinary Magic for... ‘Reasons.’ Personally, I'd rather not know,” Same. “but if you insist...*Shrug”

And anyway this is cursed and yeah, I can understand why my friend did not want to like, confront me about this. Oh God, RIP. We got through it, she's fine.

So our next one is from @uraminowaltz and she has two and they're both for Klaus because of course they are. I should just rename this segment to me roasting my friends. Okay, so her serious Klaus one is: “Likes: Tea, sweets, challenging games, cooking. Dislikes: Coffee, Zeus,” Girl me too. “Irresponsibility, abuse of authoritative power. Hobby: Cooking, inventing magical tools. Skills: Unintentional romantic gestures, endurance with magic, WORKAHOLIC.” Yeah I-I felt that. I felt that. So the joke one: “Likes: His giant personal ring of 500 different keys. Dislikes: Losing his keys.” Also same. “Hobby: Making copies of his keys. Skills: Losing his keys PLEASE HELP HIM FIND HIS KEYS HERE IS A CROWDFUNDING LINK TO FIND HIS KEYS IT'S FUNDED AT 60%.” Oh, Klaus. Klaus. Honestly though when they did the Klaus II profile and it was like, thing that worries him, uh, losing, uh, lost his keys I was like goddammit. Like it just… It was one of those things that I didn’t realize was on brand for him, but then once I read it and saw it, I was like “Oh God yeah yeah that's his brand that's his... poor baby, that's his brand.”

Okay so our second to-  Actually, it might second-to-last I haven't checked the notes of that post so I guess I have to do that too. Okay so anyway, @sigurdcurtisholdsmegentle said… uh, did some, and you're going to be surprised who it was for. It was for Sigurd. So their joke one and they said… Their personal note for this was “Please actually kill me for this.” No I will not. You must atone for your sins. Uh... “Likes: Pasta. Dislikes: People who don't like pasta. Hobby: Naming spices in the pasta sauce. Skill: Cooking Pasta.” I'm very glad you did not put anything else because I would not want to read that out loud and that is NOT a challenge to anybody *laughs* So their serious one is: “Likes: Jazz music, Puns, The Rain, Make up.” Hell yeah. “Dislikes: His father, Himself, Ch… *laughs* CHICA,” I… We’re going for it. We’re going for the discourse and controvershy. The controversy. I can’t talk. Uh. Also dislikes “Blood. Hobby: Writing letters, Playing trumpet, Playing chess with Klaus. Skill: Decorating, Well timed exits, Running on little to no sleep.” Poor baby. But yeah I mean yeah. That's him. So the next one is... that they did was for Mel so it's “Likes: Apple cider, Plants, Perserving wildlife. Dislikes: Time Magic, Sol Felia,” It’s feh-lia not fee-lia, right? Like it’s not… I don’t feel like it’s fee-lia? I’m like pretty sure it’s feh-lia. Okay, it’s feh-lia now, I’m making the executive decision. It’s feh-lia now. Uh. “Oranges, Explaining.” God I felt that like whenever I reread Sigurd’s route, Mel's like “I don't want to explain” I’m like please shut up stop it like please, just explain. Good God. Like you're just making more trouble for yourself my dude. “Hobby: Sleeping in the greenhouse, Reading lore. Skill: Botany, Making wands, Flower” Oh my God, flower arrangements, that’s so cute. Oh my God, I love that actually. Like, I mean honestly like I liked all of them, but like that's so cute. That was super cute, I really like that one.

So, I don't think my call and response post had any notes. Except from people just liking it but I'm going to double-check cuz I'm not 100% sure.

Okay so it's time for our final call and response which will be my own. I literally have to bring up the my inspiration, my muse to *laughs* to do this. Okay so like, my whole inspiration for this prompt was the fact that like Azusa never got like an actual profile. Like it's all just question marks and um, we're going to fix that. And that's why I got the idea like, “oh that be really funny like everyone just rewrote things.” Let's go for the serious one first. That way I can do that and then I can goof. So my serious profile rewrite for Azusa and I did not write this beforehand, so… yeah! Let’s see… “Likes: his brother. Dislikes: hypocrites, himself.” Uh, that’s such a… *laughs*

That's such a mood. Every dude in this game is like self-loathing and some way. But I mean that's just how people are so I mean I guess it's not actually like that much of a stretch. But anyway. “Hobby… ………” Uh. You know, it's bad that I can't think of anything not just because like, I can't think of anything, but because he's one of my favorites and I'm like, “does he even have hobbies” like I'm not - I'm sure he does but I mean… “Hobby: telling Randy to shut up” I don't know. Uh, “Skill: onmyojutsu” just because we're basic and that was our serious one. And now for the fun one.

Um…. okay so, “Likes: his family. Dislikes: people. Hobby: ……….. you know. Skill: being a jackass” I don't know. I'm not even going to try and improv a description. Oh, poor Azusa. Although I do wonder if- when he gets a sequel, I wonder if that… I wonder if they’re gonna, like, continue making the, you know, kinda like additional info thing or if we’re gonna get like, a real profile for- Okay like, okay. I would be so fucking mad if like once he gets his sequel and they put like his like, um, like second profile thing and it's literally just all *laughs* it’s all question marks. I would be so fucking mad. I’d be like “come on PLEASE. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO US.” Okay anyways, so that was call and response. Thank you guys for coming on this journey with me. Um, that was fraught with recording problems and I'm not looking forward to transcribing this, but sometimes you just got to do what you got to do.

ROUTE REVIEW

All right, so it’s time to review Sigurd’s route. His route had come out a bit before I started playing, and I vaguely remember getting a notification about it, but honestly I don’t remember too much about it. I was playing Yukiya at the time and while I thought Sigurd was cute, I was too lost in the Yukiya sauce to do anything but Yukiya-related stuff. 

It honestly took me a while to play Sigurd’s route, like i played it for the first time last year, and like. I just genuinely enjoy Sigurd so much. Like he’s such a funny guy and so sweet. Falling in love with a guy like that just feels natural. And the story handled it super well too. The story balances plot and romance very well and they feel very cohesive. 

The plot was really solid, with enough ends left to get resolved in Mel’s route. But then again, I’m very partial to this mystery series and no, I’m not just saying that bc I cosplay sol maiden!Liz. It’s a good story idea, bront. Not to mention there’s like, a lot of fluff in Sigurd’s. I mean it absolutely has upsetting moments, but it’s just. Okay like I don’t mean to get on a soapbox or whatever, but it’s just. I feel like my culture gets inundated with these images of cishet relationships where men don’t treasure their partners. I acknowledge it’s toxic and it’s a serious problem and all, trust me this sort of thing is something I’ve taken enough classes on to consider it an unofficial minor, but like I’M SO TIRED OF SEEING THESE CISHET MEN BE JERKS TO THEIR CISHET GIRLFRIENDS. Like really, we’re gonna romanticize a dude being a jerk to his girlfriend and not show the repercussions of this sort of behavior and act like it’s normal? Really? That’s what we’re gonna do? So like any media that portrays a guy as being loving and smitten and affectionate with his partner is just. That’s so refreshing and so WONDERFUL like I eat that stuff UP. Like it’s so clear Sigurd is so taken with the MC and it’s just like hot chocolate on a cold day. 

So yeah the plot’s good and Sigurd is just. Wonderful. But I also love how much lore we got in this route. We got country names, continent names, what sort of extra curriculars the academy has. Even some Goldstein lore. In my opinion, the best routes usually have some hella cool lore details and this route had a lot. 

And this is a minor thing but. As someone who was raised with their cousins and stuff, they just nailed the cousin interactions between Klaus and Sigurd. I have a cousin who, as of now actually since birthdays, is the same age as me, although usually I’m older. My cousin and I mess with each other all the time and he bullies me constantly. I’m just kidding, I’m definitely the Sigurd to his Klaus. And like Sigurd and Klaus, we actually play a lot of games together, or play the same game at once. We’re both really into video games and his latest hobby is bullying my brand new Fire Emblem husband Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd. But in all seriousness, the game handled then well and the only way they could’ve made it more realistic is if they kept poking each other and making weird noises at each other. I mean, do you REALLY have a cousin if you don’t greet them by screeching like a pterodactyl? 

Typing this all out makes me realize how weird my cousin and I are. 

Okay but anyway. This route is very good and Sigurd is just an absolute doll. I highly recommend reading.

BYE BYE!

And that’s it for us today!! Thank you guys for tuning in this week. I’m sorry this episode is late. I was going to record it yesterday but something happened and basically made me give up on doing anything I wanted to do yesterday. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode and hopefully next episode will be on time!! With that, have a great week! This is Mari, signing off.

[pwnyta]

Unpopular opinion: I think MHA fandom overstates Bakugo's character development. Sure he calmed down from being a raging bullying prick to a fuming reluctantly helpful asshole. Excuse me for not falling and fawning over how good he is now.

Oh my god I know. Especially with one of the latest (the latest?) episode(I havent been watching lately because I got myself so excited to see Nighteye that I cant watch it without him now) where Bakugou screams and attacks Deku because hes feelin bad about himself… ya know… cuz thats super different than usual.

The fact that Deku gets in just as much trouble as him too… just.. GRATES on my nerves. I hated it in the manga. I hate it now.

I binge read the series so it didnt seem much to me… maybe for people whove been reading week to week for a lot longer it …feels different or someshit IDK.

[vmheadquarters]

ASK THE FANDOM--RESPONSES

Here’s the latest Ask the Fandom question:

I’m doing yet another rewatch of VM, and one instance that makes my heart hurt each time is the moment Veronica asks Logan to dance in Season 2, Episode 17 - Plan B. That scene is so well acted and so emotionally heavy, and yet I have a hard time understanding why it’s so intense? Can anyone please explain why Veronica suddenly wants to dance (besides saving Gia from verbal abuse)? And why is that scene so wonderfully painful to watch?

And here’s what you had to say:

@mysilverylining--Because she really did want to be first in line to ask him to the Sadie Hawkins dance, but recited his prize-winning paper when she lost the element of surprise? Because she has a thing for politicians, and somebody’s rocking the  Honorary Deputy County Commissioner title? Because after finding the truck driver, she proved to Logan that stakeouts can be much, much sexier in real life?   Because protecting Gia gave her the perfect excuse to get that close to Logan again? Honestly, I don’t know what Veronica’s motivation was here, but it’s one of my favorite L/V scenes ever.  The way she keeps sneaking peeks from under her eyelashes, the way Logan’s hand tightens on her hips, the way the other couples disappear, and it’s just them under the spotlight as the scene ftbs.

@brittany4824--I honestly don’t think I can top what @mysilverylining just said because it was too perfect for words but I’ll try to add some more. Veronica seemed to see the almost-verbal-smackdown as a good chance to get her hands on Logan (literally and figuratively). For me, I think it seemed like an impulsive move on her end. Because as soon as she pulls him away, I almost get this “oh shit what did I just do,” feeling from her. So she’s like, “well screw it, I’ll dance this dance and sneak some pretty cute looks at the love of my life."   The episode was really building for the execution of this moment, and so I think the intensity partially comes from that huge build up of tension. There’s minimal release here in this scene– they’re just dancing and they don’t even speak much, and yet it’s such a big moment (at least for us fans). It’s the gaze they both share. It’s what’s unspoken. Maybe it’s because I read far into things but… it’s the unsaid I’m sorry, it’s the regret they both share, it’s the yearning for something they don’t think they can have. As an audience we know they’re idiots in love whether they want to admit it or not. So that intensity, that wonderful pain, stems from the building need to have our two favorites finally admitting their real feelings. It’s a very intimate and raw and real moment between them, and I feel like it’s rare when we got that from Veronica and Logan (at least Veronica.. maybe that’s harsh) and here we get that. It’s a window into what their true feelings are. And we, as an audience, know that. We feel that. And it’s wonderfully, painfully beautiful.

@fatherjerusalem--Also though, it’s cuz she wanted the D (and I don’t mean Duncan), but didn’t quite know how to admit that yet. I mean, sure, mostly the nice emotional stuff above, but don’t ever doubt the D.

@risssaar--The scene just screams YEARNING to me. It’s in everything from the intense way they stare at each other to the placement of their hands and the way they barely move to the music. Don’t even get me started on the music - the lyrics are so freaking perfect for them and where they are in this moment it’s like the Perishers sat down and crafted it just so Logan x Veronica could have the dance of ultimate UST at the Sadie Hawkins dance. The focus of this whole scene is just them moving slowly in tandem with their hands around each other and gazing at each other really really intensely while the Perishers croon things like “It feels as though we’ve made amends. Like we found a way eventually” in the background. I mean…COME ON, could it be MORE perfect? There’s some epic eye contact here and there’s no doubt at all that these two idiots want each other SO badly yet neither of them takes the first step, so the tension just BUILDS AND BUILDS and we, the audience can feel it. We can feel the tension and the want and the way they almost ache to close the distance between themselves - it leaps off the screen and creates one of my favourite Logan x Veronica scenes ever. I think one of the reasons I love it so much is because it’s one of the few scenes where Logan x Veronica are not a couple but still kind of vulnerable and letting their true feelings bleed through,albeit unwittingly/unwillingly. Usually their post breakup conversation is conducted under a layer of sass and snark and this is one of those times where its all stripped away. Once they start dancing it’s all about what their faces and bodies say, the walls usually erected by their words is gone and all that’s left is the WANT. And yeah @fatherjerusalem she wants the D. BADLY. I don’t refer to it in my head as the dance of Ultimate UST for nothing.

@alzaetia--When I watched this ep with my husband, he said, “This dance is exactly their whole relationship. (pause) She should probably just fuck him. She obviously wants to.” Just thought I’d add another opinion from the male mind. Personally, I also saw this dance as a physical representation of their entire season 2 relationship. I call it, “In case you missed season two: This.”

@catalina-infanta--All im going to say is, THANK the GODS we got a movie!!!! Thank Venus the Goddess of Love, Thank Neptune, God of the sea, and yes, thank MARS the GOD of WAR!

@hermione-mak-gilmore--I mean, how perfect is this? This is literally LoVe’s story, or specifically what Logan would say to Veronica if he could. I would elaborate on this, but I think it’s pretty self-explanatory (although, if anyone wants to go full in depth, please do)! As usual, perfect song choices on Rob Thomas’ part!

[singitforthegirls]

This is a HUGE rambling mess about the latest Shadowhunters ep. There was stuff I liked and stuff I def didn’t like. But I’m an overthinker and I’ve watched so much shit so you know, some stuff is just super predictable and blah. Formulas (or/and I guess tropes?) all over the place. XD

!!SPOILERS!!

 Okay. This ep. I mean, I kinda figured out the hallucination thing just from the promo so that wasn’t anything big. And the Climon thing I knew was coming since like ep. 1 of this ses. I thought maybe not for a moment because of Maia, but then the way he kinda messed it up at first it was obvious they weren’t gonna date just yet. The Blade Runner thing was cute tho from last ep where she was all “I’m gonna keep this anyways”. XD But never mind that, I’m just a lil in love with her. XD

The thing is tho I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they at least flirted with the idea of Jace/Maia in the future (even if just because they're both hurting cuz of the climon thing). Their bar talk was not as frosty.

But yeah, Climon won’t last for prolly more than two eps. They’ll probably find out Clary and Jace aren’t related in ep. 10 and then they’ll idk kiss or something. Tho they might find that out in ep. 10 and then leave the kissing or whatever to ep. 1 of ses 2b or 3/whatever it’s called.

Anyways it’ll never last and then after that Simon might try dating Maia.

Do I want Saphael? Yes, totally. Do I think it’d ever happen? No. Because these shows always seem to have a quota of one same-sex couple. It’s annoying as fuck and I so fucking wish it wasn’t a thing, but yeah. Blargh. Also obviously I’d love, love an ace Raphael or/and pan Simon (or/and lesbian/bi Izzy) and apparently the actress who plays Izzy said something about a new sexuality in ep. 10 (so I guess not bi? Or gay?) and maybe a little known one? So, I guess it could be ace or pan.

So like *fingers crossed* but also I’m taking that with a pinch of salt because cast and crew say shit sometimes and then it doesn’t happen or it gets cut or changed or something. Like a certain someone saying once in an interview that there were deliberate hints to Stiles being Bi in teen wolf but then that never happened. So yeeeah. It’ll be nice if someone turns out not to be straight in ep. 10, but not holding my breath.

The Izzy and Raphael stuff was just idek. The first scene was like…. weird. Intense dislike? Really? She killed members of your clan and burned you with sunlight (was that her or clary?) while freeing Camille and it’s intense dislike? And if I understand the timeline right it may have only been what a few weeks maybe since all that happened so yeeeah.

But the whole why are you helping me bit? Mostly I think because he’s actually a good person or at least try to be as good as you can in his situation. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t have saved Simon’s life, twice or whatever. But then okay, there’s also the whole he’ll probably do anything to protect his clan from the clave and all that, and a dead shadowhunter or whatever would be bad. But also good person.

I mean, he asks god to forgive him (i’m assuming anyways) for biting her the first time. He’s obviously conflicted about it. And if you think about what he said later it sounds a bit like he’s umh, falling of the wagon so to speak. :/ And that can be a slippery slope that doesn’t end well. (Also umh, that kinda makes two of your latinx chars addicts or something and that seems really problematic.)

And the second scene. Yikes. Just yikes. /o\ Not good at all. Talk about a unhealthy relationship. That won’t last long. At least, I hope so. I liked the bit of backstory we got from Raphael about him and Magnus, but def made it sound like you know he was a “alcoholic” (but for blood) or something before he met Magnus. Which is why I think this possibly might become a problem for him too and so he’s not some you know villain getting a kick out of feeding on a shadowhunter but someone who's stuck in his own addiction too. /o\ He said Shadowhunter blood is better or something than mundane blood so that’ll be even harder to kick if you can get it, if it’s being pushed in your face.

SHE LITERALLY SMEARED HER BLOOD ON HIS LIPS TO GET HIM TO BITE HER EVEN AFTER HE SAID NO A FEW TIMES. /o\ /o\ /o\

And people might be all oh but you ship Saphael! Yeah, I do. And they are def not a perfect ship. Both have done some shitty stuff and all which would need some addressing, but neither has physically hurt the other as far as I know and Simon as far as I remember hasn’t killed other vampires or forced Raphael to feed from him or someone else.

I don’t really follow the social media or BTS stuff or anything myself so I don’t know much about upcoming stuff unless it shows up on my dash but I saw the promo for next ep and Alec punching Raphael (looks like because of them/him finding out about Izzy and the yin fei or whatever) and just UGH. But maybe that’s also the photos with Raphael, Magnus and Jace? I hope Magnus will like calm everything down and make everyone like deal with shit without hurting anyone anymore than that. Idk. Because like Alec I know this looks bad and all (and you being a shadowhunter and always being taught not to trust downworlders i think), but punching Raphael will help no one. :/

Magnus continues to be a total badass and I love him, can we have more of him? The cat thing was adorable. So cute. I like that he has a bunch of stray (I assume) cats. But then the new cat being the warlock and all that was a nice twist. But I worry about her kid and what Valentine has in store for her! Clary better save that kid. But I wonder if he’ll use her and the spellbook to do something to Clary so he can activate the sword or something.

I love how Alec was about Magnus and stuff to his Mom. Especially the “thank magnus” bit. And her giving Magnus that bottle of booze with the “I hear you like to drink” or whatever was so awkward and well, weird and could possibly be taken as “I hear you’re a drunk, here’s booze”. But at least she tried kind of?

I kinda liked Jace in this episode. XD I liked how he defended Magnus and stuff in the party, especially after the whole convo earlier in the ep. But then Alec’s like his parabatai and all that stuff so obviously he’d be super protective of Alec and shit. But he knows Alec’s happier than ever and stuff which d’awww. But lol, when Magnus thought Jace could like feel them having sex. The look on both their faces. XD

But are we ever going to get to see Magnus and Alec like in bed together. And no, I don’t mean like having sex, but like waking up or after or something. Tho they have shown Jace in the middle of stuff and etc, so why not Malec too? But again prolly different stupid Tv rules for that or/and just writers blah. <_<

This whole vision thing. I wonder if it’s connected with Jace (tho idk if he was actually injected with any demon blood. That might be a lie?) or Magnus? (Isn’t his dad in the books like a prince of hell or something?) Max did ask Magnus like how much of him is a demon, that might be important. Also the way Magnus showed Max his warlock mark or whatever and Alec looked at him too. Just wondering if he’s seen it before now or not. Hmm.

Off course they might be totally misunderstanding that vision and then blah blah, PLOT TWIST. But we’ll see. It’s probably more complicated than they think. Oh, lol. Also ofc Clary has pure angel blood in her, lol. She is after all the main char and blah blah. XD

Also I’ve seen talk of this Sebastian guy who's supposed to be like totally evil and shit. My bet is he won’t show up until like ep. 10 or something. Maybe towards the end of the ep after they’ve dealt with Valentine or something. Like as the next big bad. Or maybe he’d even show up as like the cliffhanger to ep. 9 or something. But I think late ep. 10.

PROMO:

The promo for next ep. Hmm. Obviously Clary’s not going to die. But someone pointed out maybe somehow this will show that somehow Simon has become a daywalker or whatever since apparently that happens in the books. Maybe him feeding on someone like Clary for some reason maybe? And her blood being pure angel blood lolol does it? Or they kill him off? Or he gets to safety at the last possible moment? 

I already talked about the izzy thing. I’m guessing that’s where the izzy/raphael thing ends. Or at least I hope so, but I’m constantly amazed at how little buildup het ships need to become canon. But it’s not healthy for either of them and it needs to end before it really starts. Just Magnus, please protect Raphael. He stumbled (and he def had some help there) but that doesn’t mean he’s bad or anything.

Really Victor started all of this with the damn yin fei or whatever. But I’m still not totally convinced he’s evil. He might just be like idk, missguided?

Also Maia might try and kill Clary. Eeek. I can totally understand why tho. Kill her and they can’t use the sword, or so it seems. But Luke would never let that happen! And hopefully he’ll talk Maia down. /o\

Anyways there are only two eps left and I’ll probably watch them just to see how things go because I’m too curious to see where it ends up and if I’m right about some things, but I totally understand people who’ve just had enough and are dropping the show. We all gotta do what’s best for us.

!!SPOILERS!!

If anyone read all of that you deserve a slice of cake or something. XD I hope at least some of it made sense. Lol.

[sapphicpedretti]

Tag Game

Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you finished tag 5 people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!

I was tagged by @tagersgay​​ - thank you lovely =o=

1: Are you named after someone? not that I know... my mother always wanted to name her first daughter Alexandra but I don’t really like it so I go with Lexa although after I’ve watched the loo and fell in love with Heda I’m honoured to have the same name

2: When was the last time you cried? probably about 2 or 3 months ago?? but you guys have to know that I cry fairly easy when I’m frustrated

3: Do you like your handwriting? yeah my handwriting now is probs the prettiest I’ve ever had

4: What is your favorite lunch meat? none I’m vegan

5: Do you have kids? nope

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? I think so..? I like to think of myself as a pretty friendly person

7: Do you use sarcasm? Sometimes, if someone annoys me to no end

8: Do you still have your tonsils? yup

9: Would you bungee jump? totally... but I would start with not a very high jump and then maybe increase or maybe I’ll chicken out who knows

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? I don’t eat cereal anymore oops :p but I used to love the cinnamon ones I think they were called ‘cinnamon crunch’ or something

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? yes because i’ve learned the hard way that it ruins my shoes if I don’t

12: Do you think you’re a strong person? physically: yea ; mentally: I’ve overcome my ED so I would say stronger than a year ago

13: What is your favorite ice cream flavour? oh geez.. I honestly take SO LONG picking a flavour but I guess my ultimate favorite is strawberry

14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Their smile or their laugh. God I’m so drawn to people’s laughs. (Trisha omg I’ll just use your answer because saaaame)

15: Red or pink? red cause my sister provided me with a life long disgust towards pink

16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? umm probably my ability to bruise really fast honestly, it always looks much worse than it is and most of the time I don’t even know where the bruises come from :p

17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? I’m wearing my pizza sweatpants ^^ and no shoes bc I literally just woke up

18: What was the last thing you ate? some frozen grapes

19: What are you listening to right now? first it was ‘Cherry Wine’ by Hozier but while I was typing this it changed to ‘Take a Bow’ by Greg Laswell 

20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? idk.. I like sooo many colours ugh maybe some kind of forest green??

21: Favorite smell? tbh all flowers hahhah

22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mum :) 

23: Favorite sport to watch? ice skating and don’t tell me it’s nott a real sport!

24: Hair color? Dark blonde with occasional natural highlights

25: Eye color? brown with lighter specks of brown

26: Do you wear contacts? nope but I feel like I will need to wear glasses soon..

27: Favorite food to eat? it changes all the time... but right now it’s pumpkin-mango-chili soup (winter season duh) :p

28: Scary movies or comedy? probs scary movies even tho I do get scared but I still enjoy them hahhah ^^

29: Last movie you watched? do series count?? if yes, then the latest episode of ‘Sherlock’ the last movie was ‘Now You See Me 2′ with Dave Franco, Daniel Radcliffe, Morgan Freeman and Lizzy Caplan and like 1764298 other actors I forgot

30: What color of shirt are you wearing? white

31: Summer or winter? summer but not the summer in germany cuz it sucks

32: Hugs or kisses? B O T H

33: What book are you currently reading? CLEXA FANFICTION actual book..? eehh none at the moment xd      (btw Trisha, insert Monica Gellers ‘I KNOW!!’)

34: Who do you miss right now? my best freind who lives a shit ton of kilometers away :’(

35: What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have one 

36: What is the last TV program you watched? I’ve binge watched all episodes of ‘Sherlock’ with my mum instead of studying for todays exam oops

37: What is the best sound? the sound of my dog snoring aw

38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? tbh both

39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? from Germany to LA

40: Do you have a special talent? bump into every wall/door/surface possible?.. I would say that I’m pretty good at listening and providing advice even tho I have as much life experience as a 10 year old 

41: Where were you born? Hanover, Germany

42: People you expect to participate in this survey? @marshnme @yeahclexa @cafeblossoms @dani-your-daddy but only if you want duh NO PRESSURE PEEPS

[ongames]

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I haven't updated my wardrobe in a decade but I just bought clothes for my 5yo's doll. This is motherhood.

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 30, 2017

Now what? -Kids on the 4th day of summer break

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 2, 2017

As a parent, you learn to accept you can't run away from your problems. They will find you. And they will demand fruit snacks.

— Life UnPinteresting (@LifeUnPinterest) May 30, 2017

Autocorrect changed my "congrats on the new baby" text from "new addition" to "new asshole" and, yeah, I chose not to change it back, OK?

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 1, 2017

The sound of my toddler snoring in my ear every night is my blessing and my curse.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 1, 2017

I wish I'd known before I had a kid that 99 percent of parenting would be waiting in the car.

— Sarah del Rio (@establish1975) May 31, 2017

As a parent, it's an amazing feeling knowing you can pass on the lifetime of knowledge that...hang on CHEW THAT BITE BEFORE YOU TAKE ANOTHER

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 30, 2017

Kids are cool because they're like small super heroes whose power is shouting "I'M STILL NOT TIRED!!!" two hours after bedtime.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 1, 2017

2-year-old: *frantically points at the pig* Me: What's wrong? 2: *intense whisper* SHE'S NAKED.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2017

Don't get me wrong, I love my 3-year-old. It's just that sometimes I'm pretty sure he needs an exorcism.

— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) May 30, 2017

I keep Band-Aids on a shelf my kids can't reach like a pharmacist keeping Sudafed behind the counter.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 1, 2017

Me: Wow! I got home early today! Nice! *looks around, realizes I forgot to pick up a kid from school

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) May 30, 2017

You don't judge me cuz if you did, baby, I would judge you too -me to my 2yo as we hang out in pajamas and eat chocolate pudding all day.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 1, 2017

There's nothing like looking, unblinking, into your child's eyes, and hearing them whisper for the 1st time "I hate you more than the cat."

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 1, 2017

You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see your toddler holding a Sharpie marker

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 30, 2017

I wish I’d known how much of parenting was having little people scream at me for giving them exactly what they wanted.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) May 31, 2017

*Sees kid next to me on airplane watching Paw Patrol Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT EPISODE IS IT? CAN I WATCH TOO?!?

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 30, 2017

If you like getting cereal out of the cupboard only to find someone put it back empty, kids are totally for you.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 31, 2017

*nature documentary "Wild and untamed, the child cries out for the ubiquitous fidget spinner, yet still its parents won't buy one"

— My Meh Will Go On (@TheAlexNevil) June 1, 2017

Yelp, but just my 4yo reviewing floors under restaurant tables.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 30, 2017

Effective way to keep your kids from saying "I'm hungry" every 10 minutes when they're bored is to send them outside and lock all the doors.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 31, 2017

The 5 y.o. learned to read; it's bittersweet. While seeing her master a skill is sweet, I'm bitter that she can now tell when I skip pages.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2017

Not to brag, but my kids love kale, so basically my parenting work is done.

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 30, 2017

After a long exhausting week, I can finally rel.... [Kid wakes up at 1am and won't fall asleep until 3:45] http://pic.twitter.com/MO7DWbt4F7

— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) May 27, 2017

Wonder Woman, but it's just me, getting my kids to school on time.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 30, 2017

My toddler just told me I'm driving him nuts. So it seems we've come full circle.

— And What a Mom! (@andwhatamom) May 30, 2017

It's summer & I can't get the neighbors' kids out of my house, so I told them a black widow is hiding & I haven't seen them since Saturday.

— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) May 30, 2017

Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) June 1, 2017

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I haven't updated my wardrobe in a decade but I just bought clothes for my 5yo's doll. This is motherhood.

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 30, 2017

Now what? -Kids on the 4th day of summer break

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 2, 2017

As a parent, you learn to accept you can't run away from your problems. They will find you. And they will demand fruit snacks.

— Life UnPinteresting (@LifeUnPinterest) May 30, 2017

Autocorrect changed my "congrats on the new baby" text from "new addition" to "new asshole" and, yeah, I chose not to change it back, OK?

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 1, 2017

The sound of my toddler snoring in my ear every night is my blessing and my curse.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 1, 2017

I wish I'd known before I had a kid that 99 percent of parenting would be waiting in the car.

— Sarah del Rio (@establish1975) May 31, 2017

As a parent, it's an amazing feeling knowing you can pass on the lifetime of knowledge that...hang on CHEW THAT BITE BEFORE YOU TAKE ANOTHER

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 30, 2017

Kids are cool because they're like small super heroes whose power is shouting "I'M STILL NOT TIRED!!!" two hours after bedtime.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 1, 2017

2-year-old: *frantically points at the pig* Me: What's wrong? 2: *intense whisper* SHE'S NAKED.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2017

Don't get me wrong, I love my 3-year-old. It's just that sometimes I'm pretty sure he needs an exorcism.

— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) May 30, 2017

I keep Band-Aids on a shelf my kids can't reach like a pharmacist keeping Sudafed behind the counter.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 1, 2017

Me: Wow! I got home early today! Nice! *looks around, realizes I forgot to pick up a kid from school

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) May 30, 2017

You don't judge me cuz if you did, baby, I would judge you too -me to my 2yo as we hang out in pajamas and eat chocolate pudding all day.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 1, 2017

There's nothing like looking, unblinking, into your child's eyes, and hearing them whisper for the 1st time "I hate you more than the cat."

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 1, 2017

You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see your toddler holding a Sharpie marker

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 30, 2017

I wish I’d known how much of parenting was having little people scream at me for giving them exactly what they wanted.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) May 31, 2017

*Sees kid next to me on airplane watching Paw Patrol Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT EPISODE IS IT? CAN I WATCH TOO?!?

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 30, 2017

If you like getting cereal out of the cupboard only to find someone put it back empty, kids are totally for you.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 31, 2017

*nature documentary "Wild and untamed, the child cries out for the ubiquitous fidget spinner, yet still its parents won't buy one"

— My Meh Will Go On (@TheAlexNevil) June 1, 2017

Yelp, but just my 4yo reviewing floors under restaurant tables.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 30, 2017

Effective way to keep your kids from saying "I'm hungry" every 10 minutes when they're bored is to send them outside and lock all the doors.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 31, 2017

The 5 y.o. learned to read; it's bittersweet. While seeing her master a skill is sweet, I'm bitter that she can now tell when I skip pages.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2017

Not to brag, but my kids love kale, so basically my parenting work is done.

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 30, 2017

After a long exhausting week, I can finally rel.... [Kid wakes up at 1am and won't fall asleep until 3:45] http://pic.twitter.com/MO7DWbt4F7

— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) May 27, 2017

Wonder Woman, but it's just me, getting my kids to school on time.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 30, 2017

My toddler just told me I'm driving him nuts. So it seems we've come full circle.

— And What a Mom! (@andwhatamom) May 30, 2017

It's summer & I can't get the neighbors' kids out of my house, so I told them a black widow is hiding & I haven't seen them since Saturday.

— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) May 30, 2017

Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) June 1, 2017

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I haven't updated my wardrobe in a decade but I just bought clothes for my 5yo's doll. This is motherhood.

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 30, 2017

Now what? -Kids on the 4th day of summer break

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 2, 2017

As a parent, you learn to accept you can't run away from your problems. They will find you. And they will demand fruit snacks.

— Life UnPinteresting (@LifeUnPinterest) May 30, 2017

Autocorrect changed my "congrats on the new baby" text from "new addition" to "new asshole" and, yeah, I chose not to change it back, OK?

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 1, 2017

The sound of my toddler snoring in my ear every night is my blessing and my curse.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 1, 2017

I wish I'd known before I had a kid that 99 percent of parenting would be waiting in the car.

— Sarah del Rio (@establish1975) May 31, 2017

As a parent, it's an amazing feeling knowing you can pass on the lifetime of knowledge that...hang on CHEW THAT BITE BEFORE YOU TAKE ANOTHER

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 30, 2017

Kids are cool because they're like small super heroes whose power is shouting "I'M STILL NOT TIRED!!!" two hours after bedtime.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 1, 2017

2-year-old: *frantically points at the pig* Me: What's wrong? 2: *intense whisper* SHE'S NAKED.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 1, 2017

Don't get me wrong, I love my 3-year-old. It's just that sometimes I'm pretty sure he needs an exorcism.

— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) May 30, 2017

I keep Band-Aids on a shelf my kids can't reach like a pharmacist keeping Sudafed behind the counter.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 1, 2017

Me: Wow! I got home early today! Nice! *looks around, realizes I forgot to pick up a kid from school

— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) May 30, 2017

You don't judge me cuz if you did, baby, I would judge you too -me to my 2yo as we hang out in pajamas and eat chocolate pudding all day.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) June 1, 2017

There's nothing like looking, unblinking, into your child's eyes, and hearing them whisper for the 1st time "I hate you more than the cat."

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) June 1, 2017

You will never realize your full potential for speed and agility until the day you see your toddler holding a Sharpie marker

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 30, 2017

I wish I’d known how much of parenting was having little people scream at me for giving them exactly what they wanted.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) May 31, 2017

*Sees kid next to me on airplane watching Paw Patrol Me: OH MY GOD, WHAT EPISODE IS IT? CAN I WATCH TOO?!?

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 30, 2017

If you like getting cereal out of the cupboard only to find someone put it back empty, kids are totally for you.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 31, 2017

*nature documentary "Wild and untamed, the child cries out for the ubiquitous fidget spinner, yet still its parents won't buy one"

— My Meh Will Go On (@TheAlexNevil) June 1, 2017

Yelp, but just my 4yo reviewing floors under restaurant tables.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 30, 2017

Effective way to keep your kids from saying "I'm hungry" every 10 minutes when they're bored is to send them outside and lock all the doors.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 31, 2017

The 5 y.o. learned to read; it's bittersweet. While seeing her master a skill is sweet, I'm bitter that she can now tell when I skip pages.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 31, 2017

Not to brag, but my kids love kale, so basically my parenting work is done.

— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 30, 2017

After a long exhausting week, I can finally rel.... [Kid wakes up at 1am and won't fall asleep until 3:45] http://pic.twitter.com/MO7DWbt4F7

— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) May 27, 2017

Wonder Woman, but it's just me, getting my kids to school on time.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 30, 2017

My toddler just told me I'm driving him nuts. So it seems we've come full circle.

— And What a Mom! (@andwhatamom) May 30, 2017

It's summer & I can't get the neighbors' kids out of my house, so I told them a black widow is hiding & I haven't seen them since Saturday.

— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) May 30, 2017

Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) June 1, 2017

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