#this isn't even an incorrect quote

[kebriones]

Alcibiades: I am confused.

Socrates: Do you know why? I hate to say it, but it's because you're stupid.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

[deadtiredghost]

a donnie appreciation post cause I haven't posted much about them yet

I didn't realise I made 30.... I was just focused I guess hehe

Guess imma have to do this for all of them now- oh well

[luckkythirt33n]

"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"

"Why'not?"

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

potato is love, potato is life- local hell woman gives potato to her angelic future wife

Charlie: “I don’t think I should be allowed to interact with women ever again.”

Husk: “Is this about Vaggie giggling over a fucking potato earlier-”

Charlie: “OH IT’S ABOUT THE POTATO ALL RIGHT! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PHRASE ‘apple of my eye’ EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE WHERE ‘earth apple’ IS ANOTHER WORD FOR POTATO??? WHY DO PEOPLE CALL THE STUPID SPROUTY THINGS ON POTATOES ‘eyes’????? CREATION IS STUPID! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!”

Husk: “Did you fucking give her the potato.”

Charlie: (slumping) “I was trying to be romantic-!”

Husk: “Did you call HER your potato.”

Charlie: “THE POTATO OF MY HEART! The tuber of my root sprout!”

Husk: “Oh fuck. Shit, that’s. That’s terrible. You really shouldn’t fucking talk to women anymore.”

Charlie: (sobbing) “I WAS TRYING!!! TO BE SWEET!!!!!”

Angel Dust: “-hey gays m’kay, real fucked up question for ya both but- anyone know why Vag G-string is makin’ soppy doe eyes at an uncooked tater tot?”

Husk: “It’s because she’s almost as much of fucking fail loser as her girlfriend, is why.”

Charlie: (sniffs) “She. You think she likes it…?”

Angel Dust: “Charlie chip, she’s starin’ at the damn thing like it’s her first born child.”

Charlie: “Oh…”

Charlie: “…”

Charlie: “Unholy shit…. I am so GOOD with women-”

Husk: “No. No you’re fucking not. It’s just her.”

Charlie: “Well she’s the only one who counts so that’s perfect!”

Angel Dust: “Oh please don’ tell me you gave her the potato-”

Charlie: “BE RIGHT BACK IM GONNA GO GET HER ANOTHER ONE!!!”

Husk: “NO-!”

[tumblingxelian]

Enid: Celebratory glitter!! (Throws some glitter) Stranger: Wow, must be hard to keep that wild girlfriend of yours out of trouble. Wednesday: (Stares) Enid has on numerous occasions had to place me in "Air Jail" in order to stop me from flinging myself into the maws of monsters and murderous men armed with nothing but a tooth pick and an overwhelming conviction that I can never die.

[mirroredmasquerader]

This is one of the first few things I drew in color for this nonsense I think

[rae-pss]

mc: you are an absolute fucking dork.

mammon, singing: yeah, but i'm your dork!

mc: sighs yeah, you're my dork.

[dead-inside-pt2]

*Merlin gets banished from Camelot for being a funky little magician*

Arthur: Go, If you ever return it would be on the pain of death

Merlin: Okay *Exits the gates* Merlin: *Immediately turns back around and runs into Camelot again*

Arthur, who would never allow his death: You are the stupidest person in all the five kingdoms

[mawrrbid]

Touchstarved incorrect quotes as shit I and my friends said (without any context) - pt.1 probably

pt.2 - pt.3

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Leander : If you think about it, beer is technically soup. :)

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MC : You're a cutie patootie. Vere: Wrong, I'm a slutty putati.

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Kuras : There's many things I wanna say but I am not sure church will appreciate it. MC : OOGA BOOGA.

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Mhin : I'm a spilled cup of expresso, wasted and bitter.

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MC : Why are you on all four on the ground like a slut? Ais : I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SMOKE!

[alienoresimagines]

*About the "reserve command pilot situation"*

Bucky: I can explain.

Buck : Really ?

Bucky : If you give me 5 minutes to think of a lie.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

wonwoo: since it's Dino's birthday, I hope carats have a great day

dino: what bout me-

[drieddpetals]

jesper: *lowkey panicking* "guys i seriously cannot find my airpods"

inej: "maybe you should say a prayer to saint anthony"

jesper: "OH YEAH! what's that rhyme that's like 'saint anthony, saint anthony please come down, something is lost and needs to be found?'"

inej: "yeah that's it"

jesper: *literally 5 seconds later* "OH MY GOD I FOUND THEM"

inej: "see? saint anthony never fails"

jesper: "for real"

kaz: "you seriously think saint anthony helped you find your airpods??"

jesper: "hey man, i'm not about to deny the saints"

[catella-ars]

"Darling, I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying."

Has this been done yet

[versatancore]

i think however made this has a personal issue with susan BECAUSE WHAT THE HECK 😭😭

[mt-jupiter]

avery "my man can go out shirtless if he wants 'cause i can fight" kylie grambs