#this lowkey confuses me but also yess???

[internetscenarios]

YESS cc!reader x tgc would go hard please do it NO pressure tho!! 💕

ok i had an idea for isaac,, IM SORRY I ONLY DO HIM OR YUMI i promise i will do the others soon

drunk driving ♡︎

it was a normal day for you, wake up, get food, do a stream if you had the energy.

today was a different day, your boyfriend isaac was hanging out at your house as the two of you wanted to get some stuff done.

it was a nice day together, you both went grocery shopping and had a cute little date in a cafe

tonight you had a stream planned, your viewers knew you were close friends with the group, but never knew why you ended up becoming friends

isaac had introduced you to them and you all grew close since then

“babe? i’m just about to start a stream, i think im meant to be drinking.”

you laugh softly, searching for him as he wandered around the kitchen, soon enough finding him.

“you should let me be in it.”

“what about your face being in it?”

“i can put my mask and glasses on.”

your mind hesitates, pouting slightly as you think whether you would want him causing chaos on your relaxed streams.

although both of you had been together for a while now, neither of you told your viewers. it would be a nice introduction stream, and also suprise everyone.

“okay fine. but you can’t be screaming into my microphone, my streams are more relaxed than yours.”

he rolls his eyes, yet nods and smiles as he looks down at you.

(🤤🤤)

soon enough the stream was starting, isaac was still downstairs cleaning up as you welcomed everybody and let people join.

you were playing american truck simulator with yumi, tanner, and soon to be isaac. but you didn’t mention that and would let isaac come in whenever to surprise your viewers a little.

once you joined the vc, you were suddenly met with yumi angry about how he couldn’t exit a parking lot, and tanner laughing.

“y/n, is mr 6’2 joining us?”

“he should be, hes just cleaning downstairs.”

“malewife!!”

you giggle, reading your chat as you opened up the game. the call was deafened so you could answer questions from your viewers.

mr 6’2???

is shaquille o’neal in ur house??

WHO IS 6’2 THEY ARE TALL

as you giggle, leaving your viewer’s confused and looking for answers you start up the game.

“so i have to take a drink everytime i crash??”

yes

YES

drunk y/n time oh no

you laugh, when suddenly a notification of a donation comes through

isaacwhy donated 20$: “ill be up in a minute, u look good tonight :)”

the donation reads out, which leads you to rub your forehead in annoyance but amusement

“isaac you can just text me!”

this leads your chat practically screaming at you.

ISAACWHY???

WHY IS ISAAC HERE

HE IS MR 6’2 WHATTTT

you rolls eyes, undeafening in discord and getting onto the game.

within the span of 5 minutes isaac wasn’t up, but you were focused on driving and desperately trying not too crash; in which you failed and had already had 4 sips of your drink already.

suddenly, you feel a strong bicep go around your neck playfully. it was isaac, he wasn’t actually hurting you, just faking it for the stream

“chat i will literally kill her.”

he say’s playfully, with you playing along and saying some muttered “noo” and “helpp!”

Y/N NO

POUR YOUR DRINK ON HIM

RUN

he laughs, letting go of you as he stands beside you, only his body in view

(😫😫)

height difference check when??

“let me move my chair, out height difference isn’t that bad.”

you move your chair, standing next to isaac. your full body and face was in the the camera view, while isaac practically towered over you.

you laughed, getting back in your chair, as isaac crouched down next to you with his mask and glasses on.

soon enough, you had crashed about 50 times and isaac was your servant on getting you another drink.

“do you need another drink?”

“yessss”

“too bad you’re not getting it.”

“babee..”

your drunken self not realising that petname had slipped out, you both tried to keep the relationship lowkey throughout the stream.

but your intoxicated brain had slipped up, causing the chat to go wild.

babe??

EXCUSE ME

bro called him babe

y/n and isaac marriage when??

you laugh, reading your chat with your head spinning.

“when are we getting married?”

“i thought i was already your malewife?”

a few giggles come out from you, hearing tanner screaming down his mic that him and isaac were already married.

soon the stream ends, and you flop your head on your desk.

“come on babe, you can’t fall asleep there.”

no response.

he sighs, lifting you up with ease from you chair and throwing you over his shoulder, which might’ve been a bit heavy on your head from dangling upside down.

within minutes you were placed in your bed, changed into more comfortable clothing and fast asleep.

ok lowkey i do not like this at allARGHH someone tell me if its good or not 😢

bit of fluffy isaac at the end thooo

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Malleus wasn't invited to the meeting where they went over that Twst isn't an otome. He gets even more obvious in the events he's featured in. I'm pretty sure he's invited Yuu to come back to Briar Valley with him in multiple card lines too.

Yeah that seems to be the consensus according to my notes from that post

Yess! I've seen those! Pretty sure one time it was to see the roses he grew back home??????????????????????????

Okay okay but here's the funniest most sad wet cat-esque thing about Malleus he's so desperate but he's trying so hard to act like he's above it all and I'm 100% sure he thinks it's working but it's not

Like

Yes it's quiet in the library. It's a library. This is like saying "the beach is wet and sandy would you like to see it with me?"

"I'll permit you to join us" he says, "aren't I so gracious? Allowing you to join us when you must desperately want to" is what the wording of that sentence implies but then not 5seconds later, he basically follows it up with "please tell me you're joining us"

"If you're free" he says as if he didn't start this sentence with "we" as if if he didn't start this entire conversation fully assuming that he and mc would be hanging out

And look I said in a previous post that Malleus & Mammon are nothing alike but Malleus (who is not a LI apparently??) has been taking some classes from Mammon (who is very much a LI)'s course on "Flirting with the Random Human Who Got Isekaid into Your Magical World & Now Goes to Your School 101" which includes topics like;

"Constructing Roundabout Excuses to get Them to Hangout"

"It's not Like I Care, I'm Absolutely Doing this for Your Benefit"

"Assuming You Always Have Time for Me"

"Lowkey Highkey Wish People Would Leave You Alone. What? No I'm Not Jealous"

"Yes! Of Course I'll Do this for YOU! But Seriously Fuck Anyone Else":

vs Mammon happily agreeing to make balloon animals for MC but basically going "lol no" when Asmo asks for some as well

Malleus also took a class in Lucifer's "Am I Threatening You or Am I Flirting with You: Ways to Make Your Human Scared, Confused & Horny"

[5am-mist]

angst with bellie bel

Strangers.

°pairing°> bella ramsey x reader

°summary°> you can't help but get excited when Bella says he has something to tell you. Only to get your heart crushed moments later.

°requested°> yess!

~°A/N°~

i am still working on your requests so please don't sorry if i haven't posted your req yet! Also sorry if this sucks im still not feeling well but i felt bad leaving your guys' requests for so long and i didn't want anyone ro get mad at me lol. so i wasn't sure what direction to take this in and i lowkey suck at writing angst but i hope you like it! I used he/him pronouns for Bella! thank youuu for the request love you<33

You and Bella had been best friends for a while now. You used to do everything together, go everywhere together. Recently though you two had been growing distant and it killed you. You loved him far more than a best friend should and you knew that.

Bella had been out of country for filming and in the beginning it was like it always was. Facetiming every night, messaging you whenever he was on break and constantly updating you on his plans. You remember the late nights where he'd tell you how filming was and about his new cast members.

With time however that seemed to stop. No more factimes or messages and when you'd reach out you were always met with a "im busy rn" or "maybe later" only to never hear back from him.

You were upset and angry to say the least. You just wanted an explanation as to why suddenly your best friend was no longer making an effort to talk to you. It was the day Bella flew back home. You marked it on your calander back when he originally flew over.

You stared at your phone re-reading Bella's text over and over again. "hey can i come over? i need to tell you something really important." you cursed yourself for getting excited, for thinking he was going to tell you how sorry he was for shutting you out. Were you really gonna let him come over after he practically ignored you for months on end? Yes, you were.

"sure." You thought about typing something more, anything more but at the same time you felt he didn't deserve it. It wasn't long before he showed up.

You let him in and closed the door behind you, he made a bee line for the couch but you stayed standing. "You're not going to sit?" he sounded confused.

"No, I'm fine standing. What did you want to tell me again?" you urged him. "Straight to point are we? Uh..well I'm not sure how to say this but i uh got a girlfriend. Macy, you remember her?" you were crushed to say the least and all you wanted to do was cry.

Of all the people aswell. It had to be Macy, the Macy that Bella used to talk about on facetime with you, the Macy Bella had been working with for these past months, the Macy you never actually got to meet. "oh. yea i remember her." the pain was evident in your voice and tears were pricking your eyes.

You see, at this point you weren't even that upset that Bella had a girlfriend no, you were upset that Bella had been shutting you out and practically ignoring you all this time because of her.

"What? What's the matter?" he demanded. Not a hint of concern in his voice. "I just, i don't know what to say Bella" you weren't lying you really didn't know what to say to him. "Oh i don't know maybe a I'm happy for you would do?" he stood up at this point and you could tell he was getting agitated.

"I can't. I can't say that I'm happy for you that would just be lying." your voice wavered. "Why can't you just be happy for me then? Your my friend thats what you're supposed to do." Appalled was what you were.

"So we're gonna play that game huh? Alright, friends don't randomly stop calling each other. Friends don't dismiss each other when they're very clearly trying to reach out. Friends don't leave the country and essentially cut you out like you were never even that important. Im so sorry i can't be happy for you. Im so very sorry that all those nights you were having fun in a different country with your girlfriend i was here in my apartment trying to find out what i did that was so wrong it pushed my best friend and love of my life to the point where he no longer wanted to talk to me."

You aggressively wiped away your tears waiting for him to respond. "oh. i didn't-" you cut him off before he could even finish. "just leave Bella. Im tired. I have been waiting months for you and now you're back and i never wanna see you again. I don't want your petty fucking excuses and i don't want your half assed apology and if you're expecting an apology you wont be getting one so i suggest you just go."

He looked at you with regret evident on his face. A part of you begged for you to apologize, to make thigs right again but it had already been done. You couldn't take back what was said. He stopped for a moment as if he were going to say something but decided against it and walked past you towards the door. You didn't bother turning around, you almost couldn't. "Goodbye."

One word. It shouldn't have hurt as much as it did. You knew that one word was the last word you'd ever hear from Bella and you hated it. You thought about stopping him. You thought about calling him. You thought about how things would be if you had just put on a fake facade for that one conversation but at the end of the day you didn't. You didn't call him. You didn't stop him and you didn't act happy for him that day.

You two were strangers now. Strangers with a backstory. Strangers who'd stay up all night wondering what your life would be like if you were still friends.

[starrishly]

my thoughts while watching ep 7 ‼️💪

loving the recap AND THE NAIAD IS SO PRETTYYY

YESS CRUSTY'S !!

wait what's going on 😭

HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE BEDS?? WHERE ARE GROVER AND ANNABETH?? AREN'T WE GOING TO DOA ??

that water bed looks so comfy

OH YANKEES CAP

this is so different from the books but im lowkey loving it (wanted a bigger scene with crusty though)

THE DOORRR

"dude dont make me come back out there" help i love her 😭

THEY'RE GOING IN

oooh flashback WITH SALLY !!

i love sally sm <333

THE TRANSITION ???

not how i imagined the underworld but okayyy like i lowkey saw it as this red coloured place. red as the main hue yk but its all good

"not in kansas" "hey focus" he's so gonna watch the movie with her when it's all over

WE'RE NOT CROSSING THE STYX ANYMORE???? BUT THE BATHTUB SCENEEE NO

CERBERUS THE CUTIE PIEEE AWHHH

he's such a good dog man

hold up is the palace upside down 😨

HE LOST THE PEARL. NO WAY.

poor kid ☹️ also off subject but azriel is the perfect young percy fr

is he about to sacrifice himself again noo

I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED.

"souls here are bound by regret." HOLY SHITTT AND THEN ANNABETH GETTING STUCK WHATT

idk man annabeth not being there feels so weird

THE PIT NOPE

the bolt looks way different than i expected tbh

"why are you trying so hard to get rid of me" NOOOO IM SOBBING

im actually so excited to see who they cast as Hades cause i forgor 😔

lets talk about the soundtrack for a moment here cause it slaps

Hades offering them snacks ?? 😭

percy watching his mother trapped just like he was when he sat on that chair im gonna be sick

the way he is so confused about the accusations help

"ask me for sanctuary" MANNNNN

PERCY FIGURED IT OUTTTT

literally what is going on 🤺

"hold fast mom." THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. STOP

sally deserves the world man she's trying her best ☹️🫶

POSEIDON???

their conversation and the fact that he came as soon as he got the offering AND IT WAS RAINING AS WELL im going to spontaneously combust like WHY

THE DUEL IS COMING UP YESSS IM SO HYPED GUYS

[2-sleepy-for-this]

HII!! it's the same anon that did the t!hovie ask and OMD YOUR RESPONSE HAD ME SO GIDDY AHH

i never even thought about t!hobie and mayday but now you've planted the image in my head and i can't get it out! he definitely doesn't mind being picked up and hugged by her! the first time peter catches them during their secret bonding he immediately rushes over and starts mauling the hell out of him as he checks him over to see if he's hurt while hobie is trying to squirm away 😭

AND MIGUEL!! he'd definitely be desperate to make hobie someone else's problem but I can just imagine the times where he's alone with a tiny swing maniac ahsgsj at some point he just snatches him out of the air, drops him into a jar and continues with his business, while hobie is fuming and yelling about the oppression of voices or smth ahsgasjhssh not to mention miguel probably had to spent a ton of time with hobie getting his measurements for his own mini watch 😭😭 he definitely went to go visit spider-therpist after he was done

i absaloutely love the chase scene with pav and hobie! they're running and swinging for their lives, holding on to each other and the book it down the halls while screaming their asses off until they find miles and crawl all over him (if he's in his normal clothes they totally either jump into his pockets or hoods)

also when hobie visits gwens house to give the watch to her dad? traumatic for the police chief for realll 😭 I can imagine he's just home from work, so still in his uniform, and then a tiny dude just struts up onto his coffee table holding a giant watch and giving him the most judgemental glare ever. "a real piece of work" frr!

ANYWAYS TYSM FOR LISTENING TO ANOTHER T!HOBIE RANT AAHH

howdy! Sorry I took so long to respond, I was camping :)

anywho, YESS Peter just grabs hobie and starts moving him all around, looking him over all while hobie is debating whether to keep his chill or squirm. He chose bite. Hence why, after that incident I fully believe that miles heard that he bit Peter, so when hobie is all over him constantly miles is trying to remain still so he doesn’t get bitten as well. He would also teach mayday to bite.

oh, hobie would definitely yell about oppression of voices… and in the case that he’s put in pocket jail you’d just have a spider person talking to Miguel or Peter then suddenly they’d hear disembodied screaming about power trying to suppress the voice of the people… the spider person would be so confused while the one they’re talking to just ignores it and slowly just puts a hand over their pocket slowly. Also, spider people at some point try to actively avoid crossing the door to Miguel’s office because every once in a while the door will swing open, Miguel will flag down the nearest person and put them in charge of tiny anarchist watching duty.

pav and hobie would be BOOKING IT down the hall, there would be screaming, there would be so much drama, especially from pav. There would be a moment when pav gets stuck somewhere as they’re being chased and pulls a ‘I can’t go on!’ Scene as hobie goes back and carries him to safety. Also, hobie would be laughing so hard mid chase while pav is lowkey horror movie victim running, they could both just have the spider people chasing them lose them at anytime but that’s not as fun. At some point they see miles and run for him, miles would be so confused as he just felt two tiny spiders climbing his legs and clinging to his neck while sitting on his shoulders. Pav would be screaming incoherently about miles running while clinging to him and miles would be so confused until hobie, relaxing on miles hair, just goes ‘you probably want to run’ pointing to the mob… miles: ‘NOT AGAIN!’

Gwen’s poor dad would be so confused, this tiny punk just shows up on his coffee table pulling around a watch twice his size. I feel like Gwen’s dad would try to ask about his size and hobies just like ‘what of it?’. He’d definitely be a price of work and it would be even more impressive if he made Gwen’s watch while tiny, it would be a lot harder to pocket materials and miles would make it more difficult by moving the things away from him on a different table while he’s trying to steal.

TYSM FOR THE MESSAGES I LOVE THIS SM I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS BRAIN GOIN BRR OVER THESE CHARACTERS

[memento-morri-writes]

yess I also relate to not being able to show your family your writing because they will def laugh at you/ think it's not "good enough"

in fact my parents doesnt know that I'm writing sth, only my sister does and I only talk to her about worldbuilding or really specific plot points, not the Plot™

I started buying Rom coms recently instead of reading them on my kindle/laptop/phone and my parents are constantly telling me to start reading "real books" soooo I guess I'm keeping my wips secret for now haha

I'm sorry that you can't share that part of you with your mother though, and I know it's obviously not the same, but feel completely free to rant to me about Fallon, Kris or whatever you feel like <3

(also that wallpaper? can we maybe see it?? 👀)

@/ink-fireplace-coffee

Ahh, thank you, Carmen. I 100% understand the feeling. I convinced my dad to read Six of Crows, and he liked it, but he said "I'm surprised you liked it, given how romantic it is." And I was so confused??? For one, SoC has some of the best romantic relationships, because none of them are toxic, and none of them are "instant love" either. People have awkward crushes, and have known each other for months or years before anything happens. And also, not to mention the whole kick-ass heist plot and found family aspect???

I'm tired of being judged for when I was like, 8 and said romance is icky because I was a child and also aro/demi/ace something, but didn't know what that was. For the past 5 years I've said I have no issue with romance as long as it's believable to me, but everyone ignores me when I say that...

Anyways, rant over! I will definitely rant at you about my babies, and you are welcome to yell at me about whatever you're reading or writing at the moment!! :)

As for the wallpaper, I'm going to regret this, but yes, you can see it. It's going under the cut though, because I'm lowkey embarrassed by it.

Here it is! One of my other special interests is The Sims, so these are my babies as sims, ajsdkajsd. (Feat an absurd amount of CC) I took and edited a shit-ton of pics of them at sunset at these ruins (which I built the ruins lot, btw.), and I'm obsessed. The total photoset is 14 pics. I have a problem.

My desktop on this laptop, as of yesterday, is a sim version of Nikolai Lantsov, who I made and made an edit of.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

I'M DONE WITH EPISODE THREE AND AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Y'ALL SEB HAS RETURNED TO US :DDDD I'M SO HAPPY :DD 😭❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰!! I know he's not in every episode from here on out either but still :)). Anyway Y'ALL THE SEBLOS IS KILLING ME 😭😭😭💔💔💔. Gotta say though carlos's desperation is funny and also something I love and am very grateful for xD. But SIR WHY DID YOU DRINK THEM ALL LOL. Anyway I hated it but I LOVED their scenes they were so good <33. I still haven't stopped freaking out from all of it xD. Also Seb being confused by Carlos's outfit xD. Anyway I love them <33. I am stressed though, lol, and while I want the angst to last a whole, I also want happy Seblos, and I hope they make up soon :'((( xd <33.

GINAAAAAA girl you're slaying so hard :DD. And AWWW her and Ricky are so cute 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️. I'm glad Ricky's actually communicating this time around :')). He's learning y'all 🥰🥰. The college stressors he's dealing with suck though :(. Also SLGKDHS Ricky getting kicked out of the scene xDD. He's just too in love with Gina lol. But to be fair she absolutely slayed the house down on that 🥰. Also her and Mack possibly fake dating ರ⁠_⁠ರ. No thank you please xdd. But "like a dog?" and that whole situation is funny lol xD.

MADDOX AND JET ARE HEREEE :DDD!! I love them and I've missed them so much 🥰🥰. Also YESS our Ricky Jet bestie-ism <33. We love to see it. And AWW I'm so happy that Maddox has friends :')). She has them <333. Also she's slaying as a PA xD. Ashlyn certainly thinks so anyway 👀

Speaking of, ASHLYNN my girl :DD! HONEY YOU ARE NOT SUBTLE. And she doesn't even know either xD. Now THAT'S impressive lol. Anyway I love her <33. Even if she's a queer idiot 🥰🥰. That sounds derogative but I just mean she's oblivious xD. Also she did slay goth to be fair lol. But yeah they're idiots and I love them <33. And I'm not ready for whatever happens next lol.

KOURTNEYYYY!!! Honeyyy DD:. My girl is going through it <3. She's slaying, and apparently writing perfect recommendations, but honey :(. I'm super glad she decided to go back to therapy <33. And her asking her mom to tell her what she's really like :'D. AND HER MOM SAYING SHE'S BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO ASK 😭❤️ :'D! Wait don't talk to me <33. Lowkey I would really love a Kourtney Mr. Mazzara mentorship :'D. Pass it on from EJ 👀. Also it would've killed me if he did that to me lol but it was good advice and I'm glad she got it <33.

And speaking of!! Mr. Mazzara's back :D!! I love him 🥰🥰. Poor guy's already suffering in the Miss Jenn regard though xd. Anyway, I hope he'll end up being a good mentor/counselor (as that is his job according to this nameplate lol) to our seniors :'DD. I mean, I hope he does it, I'm sure it'll be good lol. Anyway, his scenes with Ricky and Kourtney were really sweet 🥰. And LOL "yes" to who he's worried about xD, he's honestly so correct. The most correct person I've ever seen lol. But him offering to help Miss Jenn out was sweet :'). Like a sweet moment <3.

And a final speaking of, MISS JENN!! DO NOT INVITE DANI!!! At first I thought she was thinking movie somehow but MUSICAL GIRL?? N A H. And Dani asking Ricky 😭 girl stop. Not okay. Gosh dang it it's Lily all over again D:< xd. This is boutta be rough lol. I would love to see the cast give her dirty looks if she's a jerk though lol. Anyway! Besides that Miss Jenn's slaying - she's also worried about all of them, as she should be xD, and again that scene with Mr. Mazzara was cute :')). Also her during the rehearsal scene was HILARIOUS SDLFJDHKGS XD. Her trying to move things along and Ricky and Gina are just staring into each other's eyes like 😍😍. Also, there's coming in costume to an audition and there's coming with choreography to a read through LOL xD. Anyway, slaying. Oh also, a wonderful beginning of the read through song again XD. And SLFKGHDKGS the not reporting he to the union XD.

Also Emmy is still amazing and slightly scary xDD. I love her though <33. She's so wild and also funny lol. My girl 🥰🥰 <3.

I loved this episode so much!!!! I LOVE HAVING SEB AND MR. MAZZARA BACK :DDD!!!! And everyone slayed this episode 🥰🥰. Also the music was great :D. Now that I think about it, I think we only got the one song lol? Can I Have This Dance? Well it was SO ADORABLE and also it was wonderful 🥰🥰❤️. I love them so much :D.

Alright! This episode was amazing, and I'm SO excited for the next one :).

ONTO EPISODE FOUR!!

[hoon-ki]

so like im a photocard collector and i just had a random thought of enhypen finding out you collect them and how'd they react (especially if it's another member's photocard) ㅠ.ㅠ

ENHYPEN reaction to : finding out you collect photocards of another member

requested : YESS! ty for the request <3

genre : fluff + crack

pairing : ot7 x reader

warnings : vulgar language

LEE HEESEUNG ; 이희승

when heeseung found out, it was definitely by accident

like he went in your room for something and the binder on your desk caught his eye

he thought to himself, “what’s wrong with one peak?” because he didn’t think you had anything to hide from him

so when he was met with the sight of jungwon’s photocards, he was genuinely very confused lol

he didn’t want to bring it to your attention first, so he kinda avoided it for a bit

not bcs he was hurt, he was just really really confused LMFAO

he decided to bring it to your attention three days after the fact when you two were chilling in your room

he asked, “y/n, what’s that binder?”

you became so embarrassed bc u forgot to mention it to him

when you finally did tell him that you collected jungwon’s photocards, he became pouty

he wanted you to collect his photocards too

you laughed because you thought he was going to find your habit weird, but you reassured him you would collect his photocards also

(just as long as he promised to give you them directly instead of you spending for them)

(rest of the members beneath the cut!)

PARK JAY ; 박종성

jay knew of photocard collecting, and he didn’t mind it, but he didn’t expect you to do it

he found out when he was at your house and you were doing a chore so you asked him to get the mail for you

jay was curious, but he didn’t want to open your mail without your permission

so he waited until you were done with your said chore and asked you if wanted to open your mail

you told him he could, and as soon as you recognized the packaging, you quickly took the mail out of his hands

he was very confused and became upset that you had something to hide from him

“what are you hiding?” he asked you, saddened

you decided to show him anyways, and his frown went into a smile as you handed the mail back to him, “i’m embarrassed.”

he happily opened the mail, reassuring you that you had nothing to be embarrassed about. his smile quickly dropped when he was met with sunghoon’s photocard

he looked up at you from his spot with the most unamused face ever, “why?”

you told him about your hobby, to which he told you he didn’t mind it, but he wishes that he could’ve found out you collected him, your boyfriend, instead

days later, u found the photocard of sunghoon that he had given jay as a gift on your bed with a note, “you need it more than me. - j”

JAKE SIM ; 심재윤

jake never really expected you of all people to be a photocard collector

so he was taken by surprise when he walked in your room one day and your room was just littered with dimension : dilemma albums

every member’s, minus riki’s, photocards were scattered out on the floor

riki’s, however, were in a nice and neat pile on your desk, and even the dupes were piled in a separate pile

you had intended to tell him that when he arrived at your house to wait for you in the living room, because you didn’t want to tell him quite yet

you weren’t ashamed, but you didn’t want to tell your boyfriend that your enhypen bias wasn’t actually him, and instead it was his youngest member

but as we all know, jake loves riki

so when you enter your room and you find jake looking for his photocards on the floor, you’re startled and flustered

you ended up confiding in him immediately, not wanting to keep your hobby a secret any longer since jake already found out

he was very supportive, and even agreed with you that his enhypen bias is riki

lowkey pressures riki to take good selcas for photocards every release so that you’ll have the best looking collection ever

PARK SUNGHOON ; 박성훈

he knew something was up when you were constantly getting mail

he decided that he was going to ask you about it instead of snooping around because he’s better than that

when you were asked, you avoided the subject because you didn’t collect sunghoon, your boyfriend, and you were afraid he might become deflated or think you like jake, who you did collect, more than him

so you told sunghoon that you had purchased gifts for a friend

however, he walks in on you one day as you’re organizing your jake collection with a bunch of opened mail packages scattered around you

he stops in his tracks, “so they weren’t gifts?”

he’s not hurt or anything, in fact he’s teasing you

he asks to see your collection, which he’s impressed by

(and maybe he’s a little jealous)

within the next week, you have a random binder on your bed, and when you open it, it’s a full collection of your boyfriend’s photocards

when you confront him, he tells you, “if me physically forcing you to collect my photocards is what takes for you to look at me instead of jake, i will start giving you them firsthand.”

KIM SUNOO ; 김선우

sunoo was so elated when you wanted to open a bunch of enhypen albums with him

he was very surprised, though, at your excitement when you’d opened the album to a jay photocard

he also notices how you keep the jay photocard on you for safe keeping

but that night, when you and sunoo go to your room to hang out, you decide to just be straight up with him and admit your hobby

(you noticed how he looked a little deflated after your reaction of pulling jay)

but because you were honest with him, he got even more happy

because now he could help you get your hands on jay photocards !!

he now also hypes jay up so much because he knows that jay is your bias

but ever since you told sunoo about your habit, he makes the (not-so) discreet habit to place his best photocards around your house

it may or may not be because he wants you to collect him too

YANG JUNGWON ; 양정원

you two were both hanging out at the enhypen dorms

you had gone to the bathroom and left your phone with jungwon and he was just scrolling through your instagram feed

you suddenly were dm’ed

out of habit, he clicked on it, finding out that you received a dm of someone replying to your dm asking them if you could purchase a sunoo photocard for your collection

he was genuinely very confused; since when did you collect photocards, let alone sunoo’s?

he decided to not ask about it, he had no evidence that you actually collected, plus this was just one photocard

until

you returned from the bathroom, and when you flopped on your bed next to jungwon, you unlocked your phone for it to be opened to the dm

you immediately became embarrassed, not wanting jungwon to find out this way

he, now curious, asked you if he could see your collection

and when you pulled your binder out, he asked you if you could start collecting him too

he would also find a way to take selcas for you and print them out, calling them “limited photocards”

NISHIMURA RIKI ; 西村力

he actually had to find out secondhand

you were friends with heeseung before meeting riki (he was friends with your older sibling), and as heeseung was the one who introduced you two, you had a soft spot for him

so you began collecting his photocards

you told heeseung about this, to which he took a picture of your binder with you next to it

little did you know, he sent it directly to riki

an hour later, after you and heeseung were dropped off at the enhypen dorms, you were met with a sulky riki

he immediately asked you about your hobby and why you collected heeseung instead of him

you were taken aback, you didn’t even know riki knew of your hobby

you reassured him that even though you collected heeseung, if riki wanted you to, you could start collecting him too

the next day, when you and riki hung out, he handed you a large sum of enhypen albums, telling you he would start collecting his photocards with you LOL

a/n : this was really fun to write omg .. keep the requests coming 🤞

[spencstan]

Six of Crows re-read

(i also did this for the shadow and bone trilogy so read that if you want to)

spoiler alert obiously

i'm SO EXCITED FOR THIS this is my comfort book (with crooked kingdom of course)

JOOST HI

oo fun fact this was my first grishaverse book and i read it with no context whatsoever except that the mc is an emo boy and morally grey

so IMAGINE my pure confusion when JOOST appeared

i was like ?????? weird take on morally grey character but ok

joost trying to figure out how to flirt with a girl is a mood

anyone wanna teach us how to???

i kinda wanna skip this part so i can see the crows..

but i won't don't worry

(won't I?

"I think Yuri may be quarantined"

aaaand?

so are we you are not special

i feel like it's very important for me to mention that i read this book in spanish first

and then i got into the fandom and i was like who the fuck is the wraith? i only know El Espectro

Heartender who??? ooo you mean Cardio

Tidemakers? nope, i only know Maremotores

for real i was so confused i had to re-read it in english (not that i mind tho)

say whatever you want about the spanish version but we have to agree that this design is pretty af

another one yay: "Retvenko was a Squaller" vs. "Retvenk era un Impulsor"

(should i also say that in my pfd english version the book is 294 pages long and in my pdf spanish version its 532????) (i think it's because in the english one the speces are way less like the lines are so close together wtf

i've decided that i'm bored so i'll be skiping this chapter

anya is super badass tho

skdgfalsdgfliaysvfascvhjl yesssssss inej

Kaz Brekker didn't need a reason.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KAZ

INEJ

I MISSED THEM

omg now i can picture amita and freddy SDJGKASKGLASG THIS IS AMAZING

we interrupt our regularly scheduled program to watch the shadow and bone trailer once again to hear freddy's beautiful voice

ok moving on!

now hear me out i'm giving you all permission to make fun of kaz for this one: Dirtyhands = Manos Sucias

hello i am Kaz Manos Sucias. nice to meet you!

AAAAA

AAAAAAAAAA

JESPER FAHEY

JESPER LOVE HI

SJDGHFKAHSGDLAJSDFSJ,AHFLHDSGF

I MISSED HIM OMG

OMG NOW I CAN PICTURE HIM AS KIT

can you tell jesper is one of my favourite characters?

i really love the fact that kaz is pissed about the murder of that ambassador ONLY because he can´t figure out how it happen

he´s such a nerd

i can't believe one of the firts things we hear jesper say is threathen to kill someone by writing "forgive me" with bullets

AND HE CALLS HIS GUNS "BABIES" OMG

picture saying hi baby and wylan thinkin he's talking to him but actually jesper's talking to one of his guns

Jesper rolled his eyes. "It's about sending a message. What's the point of a dead guy with forg written on his chest?."

"Compromise," Kaz said. "I'm sorry does the trick and uses fewer bullets."

ooo thank god we have kaz to come up with creative solutions /j /s

honestly i love how they talk about kaz's cane like it's the scariest weapon ever (which it kind of is)

nothing will ever disappoint me more than finding out that in english their gang name is "the Dregs". like i don't even know for sure what that means

in spanish is "Los Indeseables" (the undesirables?) which sounds a lot more badass

no hate tho i like the dregs

but i was confused af bc i expected it to be sometihng like "the undesirables" or"the unwanted" or whatever

and it said "the dregs"

which in the translator means something like shit or something

anways moving on:

If he'd (kaz) ever been a little boy

i love how lowkey all the crows think he was just born exactly like he is now

imagine a baby kaz all dressed in black and threatening people

cute

"No mourners," Jesper said as he tossed his rifle to Rotty

"No funerals," the rest of the Dregs murmured in reply. Among them, it passed for "good luck".

YES

YESSS

i wonder what wylan's doing right now :))

i can't wait for the next book where he has a pov

the first time i read this book i literally looked at the title of every chapter to see if he ever got one (i was disappointed to say the least :((((

Besides, she was the Wraith - the only law that applied to her was gravity, and some days she defied that, too.

ma'am

marry me please

i'm gonna cry so hard once the show is out and we get to see inej omg

me simp

That Kaz had chosen Jesper to be one of his seconds was no surprise. Twitchy as Jepser was, with or without his revolvers, he was at his best in a fight, and she knew he'd do anything for Kaz.

idk why but i just love it every time kaz implies or shows that he cares or trusts jesper

it makes me soft

But every one of Inej's senses told her that was not how this was going to play out. Her father would have said the shadows were about their business tonight. Something bad was going to happen here.

underrated saying from Inej's father right there

"I'm a business man," he told her."No more, no less"

"You're a thief, Kaz."

"Isn't that what I just said?"

i-

i see no lies here

not to be annoying but i hc jesper as adhd (i mean is pretty much as canon as wylan's dyslexia) so i'm gonna write here every time i see evidence :)

jesper with adhd part 1: impulsivity

Jesper snorted. "Stomach, spine. What's next, spleen?"

"Shut it" Oomen snarled. The rules of parley dictated that only the lieutenants could speak once negotiations had begun. Jesper mouthed "sorry" and elaboratedly pantomimed locking his lips shut.

he know he couldn't speak but couldn't stop himself from making a comment (i relate way too much to that lmao)

hoestly poor jesper he had to watch hid friend get shot and kaz do nothing about it

i would've been mad too

"I like it when men beg," she said. "But this isn't the time for it"

KAHGFAHLGSFGASFLGSAFS

this is one of the best quotes in the book by far

YASSS KAZ POV

Kaz could have tol Jesper that he knew he wasn't dirty, reminded him that he'd trusted him eough to make him his only real second in a fight that could have gone badly wrong tonight.

cute

but kaz is petty af

he didn't even have a reason not to tell jesper that!

i love that kaz knows inej is following him but doesn't say anything because he wants to wait until she's ready

i LOVE the scene where kaz in in the van eck mantion /srs

idk why but it's so good

And, of course, there was the mystery of Van Eck's son.

wonder what that could be!!! /s

He grinned at her (...)

"Hmm." she said noncommittally, pretending to examine one of her knives, determined to ignore that grin.

KANEJ YESS

HE'S BASICALLY SHOWERING IN FRONT OF HER OMG

this is so funny poor inej is getting flustered

"And I'll need Wylan waiting at the Crow Club tomorrow night."

YES WYLAN OMG

One minute he made her blush and the next he made her want to commit murder

happens to the best of us :/

"Please, my darling Inej. treasure of my heart won't you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat?"

if kaz doesn't say this on the show we riot

agreed?

it's so amazing how nina found a way to use her powers to get money instead of having to like steal and murder like the rest in the gang

NINA'S POV YESSS HIII

nina and inej omg

their friendship is just perfect

POOR MATTHIAS HE HAS TO FIGHT THE WOLVES

i would straight up cry

Matthias was dreaming again. Dreaming of her

i'm gonna cry damn it

this is the enemies-to-lovers we all needed

jesper has adhd part 2:

"Jesper was supposed to wait until three bells." said the pale boy

"It is three bells, Kaz." replied a small girl (...)

"Since when is Jesper punctual?" the boy complained with a glance at his watch

the time blindness come one

(btw i love the fact that kaz plans around jesper's time blindness instead of like threatening him to be on time)

i really love how every one feels the need to take the time to say/think that the masks are ugly

its so unnecessary lmao

yessss inej is a badass that kills monster we stan

and matthias is lowkey impressed lmao

as he should

"Thank you, Jesper," said Nina

"You're very welcome, gorgeous. See, Kaz? That's how the civilised folk do"

THESE TWO OMG

JESPER IS THE LOML

INEJ OMG LOOK:

She stepped aside as if she's known he was coming, languidly hooking her heel behind his ankle. Matthias let out a loud grunt as he landed on the stones

(...) "Clumsy, this one," the bronze girl said impassively.

i-

that's what happen when you underestimate her bitch

AAAAAAA

PEOPLE

PEOPLE

TIME TO FREAK OUT

WYLAN IS HERE

AND HE'S DOODLING STOP IT'S SO CUTE

ok jesper has adhd part 3 i think:

"Just how crazy is he?" asked Jesper, fingers drumming on the pearl handles of his revolvers.

ok first of all: stimming

second of all: hyperactivity

i rest my case

ok 2 or 3 things here

"I believe you know Nina," Brekker continued. "The lovely girl freeing you is Inej. (...) and this is Wylan, the best demolitions expert in the Barrel"

"Raske is better," Inej said

The boy looked up, ruddy gold hair flopping in his eyes, and spoke for the first time. "He's not better. He's reckless"

"He knows his trade"

"So do I"

ok 1: kaz calling inej lovely omg kanej

2: YES WYLAN STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF

2.5: kaz calling him the best cute af

3: honestly why do people think wylan is like an innocent soft boy or whatever. he's in a room full of murderers and thieves and the first thing he does is correct them and stand up for himself

like i wish i could do that

i would be crying like a bitch

AAAAAAAA

"Meet Wylan Van Eck"

KHDSGFALSGFIASGFAL

HI WYLAN BABY

YESSS JESPER'S POV NOW

I'M SO HAPPY also look at this it's the first thing in his pov

Jesper stared at Wylan

do i sense some wesper?????

ok everyone is being so mean to him right now

they are aclling him useless and an idiot and other shit

poor boy honestly he had to deal with this + taking part of a heist he is definetly not ready for + he has to hide the fact that he can't write or read

it so distrubing that kaz is literally the nicest one to wylan right now

"See that? Hidden depths." (...)"He's good enough at demo, and he's got a fine hand for sketching, thanks to all those pricey tutors."

(...)

"There you have it," Kaz said to Jesper. "Marketable skills. Wylan is watching you, Helvar"

GET READY

ARE Y'ALL READY?

OK THEN:

"Scheming face," Jesper whispered to Inej.

She nodded. "Definetly."

THEIR FRIENDSHIP OMG

AND THIS QUOTE

I NEED IT ON THE SHOW THEY BETTER GIVE IT TO US

"Who's Mark" damn wylan (but pretty good comeback to jesper tho)

"What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

"Knife to the throat?" asked Inej.

"Gun to the back?" said Jesper.

"Poison in his cup?" suggested Nina.

"You're all horrible," said Matthias.

tag yourself i'm jesper

KJSFGAL kaz just told wylan to tell him everything he know about his dad's company

and he said he doesn't know and kaz was like "and you never looked trough his documents????

AND THEN HE GOT SAD AND SAID HE HADN'T (and kaz believed him this is sad)

AND NOW JESPER CALLED HIIM USELESS

ok you know i love you jes but if you keep this up

idk i can't do anything you're a sharpshooter

but stiiiiiil

LMAO MATTHIAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE COULD BEAT KAZ

nice try

demjin

*insert spongebob voice* demjin

WE'RE GONNA TAKE A MOMENT NOW TO APPRECIATE INEJ GAHFA

BECAUSE KAZ DOESN'T

The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true.

*ugly crying*

Many boys will bring you flowers. But some day you'll meet a boy who will learn your favourite flower, your favourite song, your favourite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won't matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.

*uglier crying*

TANTE HELLEN IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

SOMEONE PLEASE STAB HER FOR ME

jesper has adhd part ?? (i have dyscalculia you can't expect me to remember the number):

That sound - the swift, shocking report of gunfire - called the scattered, irascible, permanently seeking part of his mind into focus like nothing else.

do i really need to explain this?

ok just in case.. an adhd brain doesn't actually have a deficit of attention(the name just sucks) it's problem with controling that attention. the brain is always looking for new sources of dopamine which is why it shifts its focus so much

i love that jes thinks of matthias as "tha giant"

like sir

have you seen yourself?

you're tall af

HE GOT SHOT

WHY DID I FORGET JESPER GETS SHOT IN THE LEG HERE

"Close your eyes!"

"You can't kiss me from down there, Wylan"

"Just do it!"

i love the energy BUT NOW IT'S NOT THE TIME JES

YESS WYLAN SHOW THEM THEY WERE WRONG CALLING YOU USELESS

inej just stabed some guy int the d

good for her!

KAZ YESSSS HI

AWWW SHE'S WORRIED HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS CANE

KANEJ FOR LIFE

oh no wylan got shot too???? (just barely but stilllll por baby)

my Wraith omggg

ok 3 things about this:

Without another word, he tipped Oomen into the sea.

"No!" Wylan shouted, leaning over the railing, his face pale, stunned eyes tracking Oomen in the waves. (...)

Jesper set his hand on Wylan's shoulder. "Let it go."

"It's not right-"

"Wylan," Jesper said, giving him a little shake."Maybe your tutors didn't cover this lesson, but you do not argue with a man covered in blook and a knife up his sleeve"

1. wesper yasssss

2. wylan just argued with a mant hat had just tacken the eye out of someone. he literally called him out for being an asshole. like damn wylan is brave af i love him

3. do you think seeing kaz trow the guy out of the boat reminded wylan of when the same thing happened to him???? this makes me sad

he's brave and a good person and i just-

"Man with a knife, remember?" he said over his shoulder.

"Man with a gun!" Jesper called after him

this had no right being so funny

AND THEN KAZ GAVE HIM THE MIDDLE FINGER STOP I CAN'T

nina is the biggest kanej shiper no one can tell me i'm wrong

unrelated but if jesper had gone to the Little Palace and had studied there with nina they 100% would've had a crush on Zoya and bonded over it

like you can't tell me those two bisexual disaster wouldn't be absolutely in love with Zoya

jesper has adhd part ??:

Jesper scrubbed the back of his neck, touched his hands to his gunds, returned to his neck. He always seemed to be in motions

hyperactivity right there

and restlessness

"Do you know the best way to find Grisha who don't want to be found?" (...)

"Seems to be if they don't want to be found, you should just let them be" (jesper says this)

this conversation must be so stressful to him omg

LMAO JESPER CUT MATTHIAS HAIR THIS IS SO FUNNY

AND HE SHAVED HIM

ok you all know i love all of them but they can be sooo stupid

like wylan wrote no names on the drawing and he's excuse is that he doesn't know fjerdan?

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE he literally said he learned school fjerdan which means he should know how to write it too (we know why he can't but the tohers don't)

and even then like the excuse doesn't make any sense. why would having the original name be usefull if no one can fucking read it????

the worst part tho? NO ONE QUESTIONED HIM

THEY WERE LIKE "yup makes sense" AND WENT ON WITH THEIR DAY

i wondered how they didn't figure wylan's secret sooner but now i now

it's because theya re idiots

"I'm just doing my job. Stop glaring at me"

wylan baby let's not make the gigant mad

Jesper knocked his head against the hull and cast his eyes heavenward. "Fine. But if Pekka Rollins kills us all, I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost."

Brekker's lips quirked. "I'll just hire Matthias ghost to kick your ghost's ass."

"My ghost won't associate with your ghost," Matthias said primply, and then wondered if the sea air was rotting his brain.

i had to put this here i don't want to get murdered by the fandom

jesper, inej and nina have the BEST friendship

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE JES AND INEJ TOGETHER ON NETFLIX

"I know some people don't understand, but Kaz told me ... he said it was my choice, that he wouldn't be the one to mark me again."

i love this because it happen when they had just met

he did it because he understands her trauma and he respects her not because he loves her (i doubt he did at the time)

Kaz had been impressed with the sketches. (...)

"Just learn to take a compliment. Kaz doesn't hand them out often."

I'M SO PROUD OF WYLAN

and yess kaz only compliments wylan (and inej but that's sarcastic so it doesn't count) because he's a proud dad

"And you don't belong here, either."

"I beg your pardon, merchiling?"

"We don't need a sharpshooter for Kaz's plan, so what's your job - other than stalking around making everyone angsty?"

He shrugged. "Kaz trusts me."

Wylan snorted and picked up his pen. "Sure about that?"

DAMN WYLAN DESTROYED HIM

also

"If you aren't born with every advantage, you learn to take your chances."

"I wasn't-" Wylan left off and set down his pen. (...)

aww cute neurodivergent boyfriends bonding

Wylan had turned back to his work, his disappointment obvious. For some reason, Jesper felt disappointed, too.

ajgflasjgfjagslfiuusgflgdfsgdflasdgfsd

wesper

aww jes checks on inej every morning and every night i love him

"Thank you for keeping me in this world when fate seemed determined to drag me to the next. I owe you a life debt."

Nina blushed deeply. "I was teasing, Inej"

LJFGALKGFALGA another cute friendship right there

(and i can see why people ship them romantically)

STOP INEJ AND JES ARE BONDING SO MUCH (page 127 so i can go back and read it lmao)

Van Eck writes to Wylan every week, and Wylan doesn't even open the letters

"They just said the same thing again and again: If you're reading this, the you know how much I wish to have you home. Or I pray that you read these words and think of all you've left behind."

should i kill him? anyone want to join me?

Inej bumped her shoulder against his."Then at least we're both the same kind of stupid." (...)

"You're too good for him, you know?"

"I know. So are you"

jes and her bonding over their stupid crush on a white boy

Because I've been looking for an excuse to talk to you for two days.

jfsfdajdhmgkfutdjrgsg ok i can't blame them for having a crush on him anymore

this chapter is full of kanej i love it

"What do you want, then"

You, Inej. You forever.

jksdgfoagsdfgsdgfklasgdflaghsldfgksdgfkahgsdfghjlkf

kaz's backstory makes me sad

"When we get our money, you can burn kruge to keep you warm," said Kaz. (...)

"I´m gonna pay someone to burn my kruge for me."

Kaz fell into step beside him. "Why don't you pay someone else to pay someone to burn your kruge for you? That's what big players do."

"You know what the really big bosses do? They pay someone to pay someone ...". Their voices trailed off as they tomped ahead, and Matthias and the others followed.

JES AND KAZ HAVE THE BEST CONVERSATIONS

i can't believe we get to see nina and matthias meet and their whole backstory in less than a month omg

"It's not natural for women to fight."

"It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand."

QUEEN

YOU TELL HIM

oh no the dead grisha

this part breaks my heart every time

"Do you have a different name for killing when you wear a uniform to do it?"

.....i'm just gonna leave this quote right here

anyways acab

stop nina tried to kill the survivor so they wouldn't suffer but she couldn't do it

and jesper did it for her without hesitation i wanna cry

and inej didn't want to do it either i want to hug them

"Because our crime is existing. Our crime is what we are"

..........

i'm gonna leave this here again

do with it what you will

"Don't mock what you don't understand."

"My mockery offends you? My people would welcome you laughter in place of this barbarity"

i- this conversation is so important

AAAAA JES AND WY ARE A GREAT TEAM I LOVE THEM

WYLAN TROWS BOMBS TOGIVE JESPER TIME TO GET READY TO SHOOT

INEJ AND KAZ ARE A GREAT TEAM TOO

THEY LITERALLY DID THE SCENE LIKE IN THE AVENGERS (but without the shield WHICH MAKES IT BETTER)

Jesper shouldered his rifle. "Wylan earned his keep."

Wylan gave a little jump at the sound of his name. "I did?"

YES BABY YOU DID GREAT

kaz getting self-conscious for his hair is pure comedy

but nina how can you say that have you see his hair on the show???? it's perfect

"Remeber our friend Mark?"

HELP I CAN'T

"Any other impossible feats you'd like us to accomplish?"

The bearest smile flikered over Kaz's lips. "I'll make you a list."

once again jesper and kaz being besties

unrelated but nikolai and jesper would love each other

the amount of sass they have between them it's unparalleled

"Mmm," Inej murmured, taking a sip from her mug. "Maybe you're just not enough."

DAMN

ma'am marry me please

kaz fainted damn poor boy

unrelated unce again but this is so much betetr than shadow and bone

like you can tell leigh improved so much

her characters are better and their arcs are better developed

the writing itself it's better

or maybe i'm just biased because i love soc so much but i think she definetly improved

INEJ IS TRYING TO GIVE HIM SPACE EVEN WHEN SHE'S TRAPPED AND LOCKED ON THE WAGON

I JUST - THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO MUCH

Though he'd trusted her with his life countless times, it felt much more frightening to trust her with his shame.

Inej had once offered to teach him how to fall. "The trick is not getting knocked down," he'd told her with a laugh. "No, Kaz," she's said, "the trick is in getting back up"

inej is smart af

Kaz was usually unshakeable during a job, but now he was on edge, and Jesper didn't know why. Part of him wanted to ask, though he knew that was the stupid part, the hopeful farmboy who picked the worst possible person to care about, who searched for signs in things that he knew deep down meant nothing - when kaz chose him for a job, when Kaz played along with one of his jokes. He could have kicked himself. He's finally seen the infamous Kaz Brekker without a stich of clothing, and he'd been too worried about ending up on a pike to pay proper attention.

ok i got a couple of things to say about this part

first of all it makes me so sad that jes cares so much for someone who dosn't deserve him. because no hate to kaz but they would never work as a couple and kaz already treats him like shit most of the time

i think this part shows who a lot about who jesper really is. a boy that grew up having to hide parts of himself, who thinks he's worth nothing but it's smart and capable, who's loyal and brave and caring but doesn't even know it himself. he's someone who feels he doesn't deserve good things and thinks he's not good enough, and that's why he unds up in all the wrong places with the wrong people. he left uni bc he fell in with the gangs, because he didn't think he was smart enough or even prepared to be in studying in the university. jesper is constantly hiding behind a mask or running from things because he's scared of not being enough

an kaz is everything jes in a way wishes he could be. kaz is secure in himself (at least on the outside), he's stable, he's smart, he's "unshakeable". and most of all, he doesn't care about others (we know that's not true but that's how he presents himself)

and that's the thing that causes jesper all his problems. because he's insecure because he thinks he's not good enough for the poeple or things he cares about. and he's always trying to do what's best for his loved ones: he went to the ice court to pay his debt for his father, he follows kaz everywhere beacause he cares about him, he offered to read to wylan (knowing it wouldn't be easy for him to be still that long).

and yeah it often doesn't work out becuase he's messy and he has problems but he tries. and he hates that. he hates that he cares so much about people because at the end of the day, that's what makes him feel like he's not good enough

one more thing and i'm done i promise

unpopular opinion but i love that leigh made jesper have a crush on kaz. 1 beacuse it's refreshing to see someone not get otgether with his first crush. and 2 because i love that it shows that we sometimes get attached to people that are not good for us, but that we can learn to move on. jesper ended with wylan who respects him and values him, unlike kaz

ok i'm sorry that was probably all bs

oo one more thing, jesper definetly has rsd (rejection sensitive disphoria), which is something most poeple with adhd have

"My father used to take me everywhere with him"

this is so sad. bc they probably had a good relationship when he was little. and then they figured he coudln't read and now his father treats him like shit

it's even worse than if he haf been horrible from the beginning because wylan knows he can be a good father. and so he thinks it's his fault and he deserves to be treated like that. i hate van eck

"You're cuter when you're smart"

(...)

"Definitely cuter when you're smart"

wesper yesssss

i love them so much

ok but why do people think jesper is stupid. like the boy just made a bunch of criminals pass out by mixing some chemicals

and he was going to the university at like 15

AAAAND NOW THEY KNOW HE'S A FABRIKATOR

amazing plot twist

also:

Wylan coughed. Flirting with him might actually be more fun that annoying him, but it was a close call.

oooo come on jesper we all know you just love getitng him to blush

and you love him

who said that? definitely not me, nope

awwww jesper misses being around animals that's cute

imagine him coming home to wylan one day with a puppy because he just couldn't resist

cute

Better terrible truths than kind lies

just leaving here more of inej's wisdom

ok this may be a reach but jesper has adhd part ???

Yellow Protocol? Red Protocol? He couldn't remember which was which. (...)

"The alarm was Yellow Protocol, a sector disturbance."

Jesper pushed at his temples. "I don't remember what that means"

a bad working memory? sounds familiar

kaz loves puzzles

it's canon

"I love puzzles. Trickery is just my native tongue."

this part where wylan and jesper see the banner made with grisha's kefta kills me every time

I would have worn purple, Jesper thought, if I'd joined the Second Army. (...) He'd beenwilling, even eager to risk capture and execution as a thief and hired gun. Why was it worse to think about being hunted as a Grisha?

this makes me want to cry so much

another thing super sad: the fact that since his father is Kaelish and had some supersititons towards grisha, jesper grew up wondering if his own father was scared of him. he had to hide his powers and he was almost taught to be afraid of them

"Is it safe to leave them, you know-"

"Alive? I'm not big on killing unconscious men."

"We could wake them up"

WYLAN

NO

damn the boy needs therapy

it's amazing how nothing went like they planned

not a single thing

PEOPLE GET READY

ARE YOU READY?

NEITHER AM I BUT WHO CARES

"What do you like?"

"Music. Numbers. Equations. They are not like words. They...they don't get mixed up."

ok dude the clues are right there he's basically saying it

"If only you could talk to girls in equations."

There was a long silence, and then, eyes trained on the notch they'd created in the link, Wylan said, "Just girls?"

Jesper restrained a grin. "No. Not just girls." It really was a shame they were all probably going to die tonight.

wylan really said a straight man?? couldn't be me

this is the definition of bi panic "jesper restrained a grin" bitch we saw that

btw i love the slow burn

like they hint something here but they don't actually start liking each other until much later and they don't get together until almost the end of ck

i also love that the fact that they both like guys is like out in the open now. bc i'm not a fan of when queer characters have a crush and there's the whole thing of "are they queer too or not?"

like they both know htey are queer. but they don't get together right away bc they have to start liking each other before. they don't get together bc they are the only queer mlm characters

matthias fake betrayal killed me

i tought it was real

I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept fom this oath.

this is just-

also foreshadowing?

YAYY KUWEI HI

There was no part of him that was not broken, that had not healed wrong, and there was no part of him that was not stronger for having been broken.

She's laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him.

if i ever have a s/o and they don't tell me this at least once i don't want it

He needed to tell her... what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved. That he was twisted, crooked, wrong, but not so broken that he couldn't pull himslef together into some smeblance of a man for her

THIS

THIS IS LOVE RIGHT THERE

they are the only straight couple that matters

everyone else go home

Wylan had scratches all over his cheeks and neck. He was beaming. Inej grabbed his hands and sqeezed.

so cute omg

"You can explain why our illustrious Shu scientist looks like one of Wylan's school pals along the way"

KAZ

i mean it's true but you didn't have to say it

KAZ IS SMILING OMG

EVERYONE FREAK OUT WITH ME

HE'S "grinning like and idiot" STOP I LOVE HIM

"We are all someone's mosnter, Nina"

"I will have you without armour, Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all"

this part breaks my heart and i love it

"Stay," she oanted. Tears leaked from her eyes. "Stay till the end"

"And after," he said. "And always."

i just- helnik is perfect

AWWW JESPER MISSES WYLAN

my daily dosis of wesper :)

ok but in like 2 pages jesper tought of wylan like 10 times bc he's sad wy isn't with him

Jesper scanned the empty deck. He's assumed Wylan would come up to see them off. (...)

Jesper knew he was being selfish and stupid, but some petty part of him wondered if Wylan had deliberately kept away from him on the journey back. Maybe now that the job was complete and he was on his way to his share of the haul, Wylan was done slumming with criminals.

*charles boyle's insinuating voice* and why do you care so much???

btw YOU ARE WRONG. HE'S LITERALLY GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T SPEAK

this scene where we find out the truth about wylan hurts so much but it's one of my favourites idk why

I LOVE THAT EVERYONE IS AS MAD AS I AM ABOUT THE LETTERS NOW

"Your're a fool," Jesper snarled. "He smarter than most of us put together, and he deserves a better father than you."

YES TELL HIM

the fact that wylan just heard him say that omg

"Deserved" amended Van Eck. He blew the whislte twice.

SOMEONE BETTER GRAB ME BEFORE I KILL HIM MYSLEF

THAT IDIOT

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

I'M GONNA CRY CAN SOMEONE KILL HIM FOR ME

Jesper screamed in rage and raised his guns.

YES EXACLTY WHAT I MEANT

JUST KILL HIM RIGHT NOW

"I'm not big on bludding, am I Inej?"

"Not as a rule"

Van Eck's lip curled. "And why is that?"

"Because he'd rather cheat," said the boy who was not Kuwei Yul-Bo in perfect, unaccented Kerch.

THIS WAS PERFECT

THE BEST WAY TO REVEAL THAT

(...), and Jesper flinched

baby he recognized wylan's voice

The Shu boy held out a hand. "Pay up, Kaz"

BITCH THIS IS AMAZING

THIS BOY MADE A BET WITH A CRIMINAL THAT HIS OWN FATHER WAS GOING TO TRY TO KILL HIM

AND HE WON THE BET

A nearly perfect replica of Kuwei Yul-Bo stood before them, but he had Wylan's voice, his mannerisms, and - though Kaz could see the fear and hurt in his golden eyes - Wylan's surprising courage, too.

i love it when they compliment him

my boy deserves all the compliments ever

AND KAZ IS PROUD OF HIS SON WE ALL KNOW THIS

Wylan cuold draw a perfectt elevation. He's made a drill that could cut throu Grisha glass from parts of a gate and scavenged bits of jewellery. So what if he couldn't read

this is taking me to some real places

i may cry you've been warned

WYLAN DIDN'T CARE THAT HE MAY BE STUCKED LOOKING LIKE KUWEI

this is making me cry

"A fool would have been waiting to be smashed to bits on that ship. And as for "traitor", you've called me worse in the last few minutes alone."

EXACTLY

YOU TELL HIM WYLAN

Instead, in that moment of threat, when he should have thought only of the fight, he looked at Inej.

BABY

i would've done the same tho she's pretty

amita is sooo pretty i'm gonna die when the show comes out

Jesper was staring at Wylan, his eyes roving over the black hair, the golden eyes. "Why?" he said at last. "Why would you do this?"

nothing to say here except: wesper

You... how many times was it you standing beside me on the deck at night when I tought it was Kuwei?"

"Every time."

i want to cry so bad

"Why does it matter?"

"I don't know!" Jesper said angrily. "Maybe I liked your stupid face."

a very staright and platonic thing to say of course

i know jes we all liked his stupid face

"Jesper made a mistake," said Wylan. "A stupid mistake, but he didn't set out to betray anyone."

YES WYLAN DEFEND YOUR BOYFRIEND

And maybe he'd kept him in the dark about Wyllan because he wanted to punish him a little

even kaz know they like each other come on

Jesper sat with elbows on knees, head in hands. Wylan deside him wearing th face of a stranger.

wylan give him a hug fro me please

he needs it

"Scheming face," murmured Jesper.

"Definitely," agreed Wylan.

i miss inej already

And I'm going to get my girl. Inej could never be his, not really, but he would find a way to give her the freedom he´d promised her so long ago.

i'm ugly crying and so what?

and now we're done....

i want to read this book again omg this is unhealthy

[mrpenguinpants]

Hey so that Dainsleif quest huh 👀

[Spoilers for those who haven't played it yet ofc]

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These are just some disorganized initial thoughts for your consideration:

So I'm pretty sure his "travel companion" that he keeps mentioning is our twin

Does that mean our twin has gone to the exact same places as we've been going?? Dainsleif seemed to be familiar with all the locations we visited in Mondstadt but I suppose that could've been from an even earlier journey

And the possibility that the Abyss is trying to mislead us bc we hadn't encountered any abyss mages since Dvalin 🤔🤔🤔 what do they want??? We know (kinda) that our twin is watching our progress and that they're the prince/princess of the Abyss so like are they trying to keep us from getting in the way of their plans so as not to accidentally hurt us? Though something tells me we're gonna get tangled up in it one way or the other lmao

Dainsleif said that his goal is to oppose the Abyss so perhaps he's got his own secret plans to try to stop our twin (as is also supported by what he said at the end of the mortal travails video about proving ourselves worthy of stopping "her"/Lumine probably)

Also turns out I'd been pronouncing his name wrong the whole time lmao I had been saying dains-leaf instead of dains-lif

No Vision as confirmed by his full character model

Also his eyepatch is more of a phantom of the opera mask lmao

Important observation he looks like post timeskip Dimitri from a distance when I had to meet him in Dvalin's Lair I legit thought he was Dimitri for a sec XD

Anyway those were my thoughts about the new quest lmao my internet was cutting out the whole time while I was trying to play like dsfkdksjf pls I just wanted to talk to blond eyepatch man

Important part of this post: 

I took a lot of pictures of Dainsleif if you want to use them as references (or appreciation).  The pictures are under the read more tag so if you don’t want spoilers, don’t read anything and skip to the read more. 

Also, he calls you and your sibling “idiots” through money.

He asks for 500 mora and (this is probably just a coincidence but considering Zhongli tips Xiangling 888 mora I’m sus). The number 250  [二百五] or ( èr bǎi wǔ) means “idiot”. 

If someone calls you 250, they can say (nǐ shì wǔ bǎi) or “You are [250]”. But if you give someone 500, this can be taken as saying two people are stupid (250 + 250 = 500). I mean, that’s probably not how it works but I think it’s funny to imagine Dainsleif being too polite to call us stupid. 

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I know right? When I saw the leak for it and seeing it confirmed in patch notes, I was so confused. Wha-Why are you here so early? I wasn’t expecting you for another 5 years at least. I’m happy to see you and your beautiful model in game but at the same time I was so worried that we were going to get crumbs of interactions. Same thing with Guizhong in Zhongli’s story quest. Genshin please...finish your stories (that’s fucking hilarious coming from me considering I still have a part 2 to Childe that I need to write), but I’m honestly just happy that he’s in the game. But yes 👀👀 more lore food. 

You know, I was talking about the archons a bit with @maagdalen and, I may have been misunderstanding or reading the wrong message, but they brought up the idea that what if the archons’ personality is based on their regions country's? So for example, Venti’s personality adopts the German mentality because Mondstadt was modelled after Germany? Obviously, I have no idea if that’s true because I’m not from or am German but in the context of Liyue and Zhongli. I can definitely see some sort of connection. 

But some food for thought:

“But cyro archon is very viable since she's suppose to be a kind hearted person that needed to be cold for the sake of freedom. or peace. something like that.”

 “Sorry, but this is stupidly Russian style. No matter what you say, people will always be dissatisfied. Of course it's not that bad...but it's something to think about.“ 

But yess, @svnflowery​ said the same thing. That Dainsleif was Lumine’s “guide” the same way Paimon is our guide. I actually think that’s an interesting idea. That Lumine has gone to the exact same places as we’ve been through. It actually makes me wonder (since we can play as both her and Aether), that Lumine went through the same story line as Aether. She met Venti, Zhongli, everything that’s happening right now. She’s already been through, then when she reached the Khaenri’ah chapter she failed. So she decided to spin the clock back and change destiny. I mean, this is me spit balling and I don’t think this happened but it’s something to think about. 

You know funny enough, hasn’t Venti been asleep for a while? Either way, he doesn’t really strike me as the type that truly wants to be an Archon. He says in his voicelines as well that “that’s a problem for Mondstadt to deal with”. So it would be easier for the Abyss Order to mess some things up. While Zhongli has been alive for 6000 years and I highly doubt Abyss Order can do anything to him haha. If we’re going on that “Lumine has already been through this journey” she could be trying to re-make or lead us on the same path. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if Dainsleif was our guide, then when Lumine spun the clock back and aligned herself with the abyss, that’s when they split. That could be a reason why he’s trying to oppose the abyss order but really I think it’s because the Abyss Order’s goal is to basically set the world on fire (or something like that). I always pronounce character names wrong and I don’t understand why people make such a big deal out of it. You know who I’m talking about, my pronunciation isn’t completely shit to the point you don’t know. So why do you keep yelling at me??

Also. The most important part of his quest was it was “Aether’s version” of the “We will be reunited” trailer. 

It even showed the crushed dandelion flower and the ruin guard footprints. IT’S OUR SISTER. 

I knoww, I was searching for his vision and got weird pics but that’s alright, I LOWKEY HATE THE OPERA MASK SO MUCH. GIVE ME ACTUAL MASK. THERE GOES THE “SEPERATE COLOURED EYE” ART OF KHAENRIAH PEOPLE. Yo, knock off Dimitri let’s go. 

I love Dainslief’s english voice but I hate Xiao’s en voice. What a dilemma. I usually play in chinese but wow does Dainslief sound old. Jp is slightly better but I hear grandpa vibes. Korean isn’t bad and I actually don’t mind korean xiao so korean we shall go. It’s weird. I like Dainsleif english voices, Xiao chinese voice, paimon korean voice haha. Jp is usually just good all around but I have preferences. But tyty for telling me your thoughts! I’d love to hear about the Xiao quest that just dropped. Beautiful boy 

sweats 

yeah about that...xiao scammed me. I wonder if his speech changes based on what you say. i kind of doubt it though. 

I’m looking at his outfit from every angle while Xiao stays pretty in the back. 

I like that you can see his magic arm there. 

While on this side you can’t. 

I swear this is for research. IM TRYING TO SEE IF HE HAS A VISION. IM INNOCENT!!

he also has some sort of weird...blue thingy on his foot?

Im using Xiao as a personfication of me BUT TELL ME YOUR SECRETS 

[bookish-mind]

I know I’m late but I read the raven boys, here’s me losing my mind:

*spoilers*

uhh am I supposed to ship Gansey and Adam bc they have had like two (2) interactions and I’m already feelin it

Oof lemme live at the Monmouth apartment

Also I am very intrigued by Noah

And I would like to give Ronan a hug despite him having the least huggable demeanor

Everyone has such cool names

Wait Adam and blue ??!

Also I feel like I’m not supposed to know that Noah’s last name is Czerny,, but I do know and this Whelk backstory stuff is confusing me

On another note: let’s take a sec to say “Noah Czerny” aloud,, I just like how it sounds ok

Jesus every one of these characters needs therapy

SO THE BABY BIRD CAME FROM RONAN’S DREAMS RIGHT (lol I’ve seen so many posts about trc I lowkey know so many spoilers but at the same time I don’t know shit)

Ok Noah and Whelk’s Czerny have to be the same person right

Everything Noah says makes my heart break a little

“Hey tiger” AGDJFGHSKSAGSJ

I haven’t even mentioned anything about blue,, the boys are just so much more compelling

There’s like 50 different types of tension in this helicopter I can’t deal

Also why is gansey’s glendower obsession so endearing,, like youre doing great sweetie go find your welsh king

WHAT DID ADAM SEE IN THE TREE

The found family-ness is getting to me :’)

What is greywarren ?!! What is Ronan ???

ITS NOAH’S MUSTANG IT HAS TO BE AND HE’S REACTING BADLY BC THE MEMORIES OR SOMETHIN WHAT IS GOING ON

This book makes me anxious

Lmao I just looked up what top-siders look like and I regret it,, gansey whyyyyy

“someone on the ley line is dying when they should not, and so you live when you should not” NOAH DIED. GANSEY LIVED. FUCK.

they just found noah’s bones. I- I need a minute. Like I knew but damn now that I know.. that shit hurts

pls there was something so heart wrenching in that phone call where gansey said he’d get Ronan through the year

“I can’t remember when I stopped being alive” I am bROKEN this line obliterated me

I just think it’d be cool if I got a Ronan pov for once

I also want Noah’s pov but I feel like it would break me

GANSEY ALMOST DIED AND ADAM CANT HEAR AND GANSEY AND ADAM ARE FIGHTING AND EVERYTHING IS CHAOS HELP

ADAM NO DONT GO BY YOURSELF DAMNIT

“Don’t throw it away” adfgjkdhskfj don’t throw what away, Noah ??? Life? The gun?? The chance to find glendower ?? And it’s not lost on me that he said the same thing to gansey

I am very scared to finish this book. if Adam dies, no he didn’t ❤️

“REMEMBERED” Im sobbing

Ok ngl I’m still confused about Adam’s sacrifice

Adam and his reaction to Whelk’s death is reminding me of Alexander from iwwv

I see I see they’re setting up bluesey for book 2 aren’t they

NOAH IS BACK GOD BLESS

Ronan yess it’s about damn time we figured out what the heck you are buddy

Wow that was a lot thanks for reading if you made it this far, I might do one of these for book 2 !!

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[zhuilingyizhen]

Juniors cafe au?

Ended up wayyy more than 5 hcs. Wasn’t sure if you meant working at a cafe or going to cafes (I have no experience in both lol), so I’m gonna go with barista AU. They’re also literally juniors in high school, bc I said so.

Basic plot: Oyzz works at a cafe. Ljy, jl, & lsz go to school together. Ljy has a crush, lsz is always internally screaming, and jl makes friends!!

Character descriptions bc it’s an au:

Ouyang Zizhen - a 17-yo barista at Wen Ning’s unnamed bookstore cafe. Jin Ling’s best and only friend (excluding Fairy, ofc). attends a different school from Jin Ling, works weekends.

Lan Jingyi - a teen who has been hopelessly crushing on oyzz for about a couple months. goes to unnamed bookstore cafe every saturday to uselessly pine. drags lsz with him.

Jin Ling - spends a lot of his free time at unnamed bookstore cafe. doesn’t.. actually.. work at unnamed bookstore cafe?? stays there bc wen ning is best uncle to all the juniors & oyzz works there.

Lan Sizhui - 1/2 annoyed that ljy doesn’t realize that he’s in love with him, 1/2 trying to figure out why Jin Ling—the school loner—is always there & wondering how to befriend him.

Overall a very fluffy & chaotic AU!! Yay!! No angs-

Eventually Sizhui will realize that Jin Ling’s completely alone when he’s at school and has literally no friends besides Zizhen & his dog, so he ditches Jingyi to befriend A Ling, leaving Jingyi kinda sad but still pining over the pretty barista he would really like to kiss. Jingyi and Zizhen start dating eventually, deepening the rift between ljy and lsz even more. he gets into a couple mood drops bc Sizhui is spending much less time with him, and he very much misses Sizhui. It doesn’t help that Jingyi spends a lot of time talking about Zizhen even after they start dating and oh, would ya look at that? There’s the angst! 

Honestly? It probably takes em a while to get the group to become friends, especially since JL is more guarded in this au. He’s lonely boi.

Plot & other shenanigans:

Oyzz is only a little oblivious, and quickly realizes why ljy keeps coming back. he pretends to be oblivious, but slowly grows to like ljy too. when ljy finally asks him out, oyzz says yes!! they probably get together before the quartet emerges lol.

jl and lsz kinda bond over their friends leaving them to date each other?? jl quickly gets a crush on lsz, as most do.

jl is very protective of oyzz, but doesn’t actually see oyzz in a romantic light at first. oyzz has a tiny crush on him (lies, it’s at least a medium sized crush) and jl stays oblivious.

ljy probably accidentally friendzoned lsz years ago. as he would. he eventually realizes that he has a crush on his best friend and proceeds to go to oyzz and rant.

they don’t become friends fast AT ALL. jl and lsz become friends after a week of lsz spending lunches with him, leaving ljy sad boi.

when ljy and oyzz start dating, they end up spending a lot of their free time together. they quickly bond over romance books and movies!! oyzz recs ljy books whenever he goes to the cafe. after oyzz’s shift is over, instead of hanging out with jl like he usually does, he goes on dates with ljy.

jl and lsz are left hanging, kinda staring at each other. they hang instead, like the sorta-friends turned friends they are.

 ljy is convinced that they’re dating and waits for lsz to tell him. oyzz has never seen jl so open around someone, and is kinda jealous??

ljy gives jl a shovel talk. jl is very confused bc “you’re the one dating my best friend?? excuse me??” they started out on the wrong foot (but is there a right foot for them??)

they end up working on a school project together. yay!! but not really. they kinda become friends after ljy learns a bit about jl’s sad backstory, and that jl isn’t a complete jerk.

meanwhile, lsz gives oyzz a shovel talk. oyzz, being the not-oblivious soul he is, is like “wait.. do you like him??” to which lsz calmly freaks out.

ljy, jl, and lsz have lunch together! it’s kinda awkward, since lsz is their 

at this point, ljy & oyzz’s dates are half talking about lsz and jl, half about other fictional ships. they are not sure if they are attracted to them or ship it. spoilers: it’s both.

who has the brilliant plan of making the four spend time together? lsz!!

he hijacks ljy and oyzz’s date w/ jl and demands they all hang out together, but in a really nice way bc he’s lsz.

ljy and oyzz are under the impression it’s a double date. they fall into the junior quartet dynamic™.

ljy and jl lowkey insult each other the whole time, oyzz tries with success to get lsz to like him bc he wants to be friends with his bf’s best friend!! (too much success, bc lsz eventually falls for him)

ljy talks to oyzz about an open relationship. oyzz isnt a dumbass and knows who he’s talking about eyebrow wiggles ensue

ofc, since we need more lingyi & zhuizhen development...

ljy is under the impression that he and jl are friends. jl does not know wtf friendship even is.

when everyone else is busy, ljy maybe kinda calls jl (got his number from the school project) and asks to hang out. jl thinks that someone died, bc why else would he be asked to hang out? his personality? noooo-

ljy kinda teaches him how to friend! he’s a very good influence on jl’s social life. kinda. at least he makes jl smile more often...?

jl ends up getting a crush on him, more slowly than his crush on lsz though.

and jl finally freaks out bc he has a crush on like the only three people he’s friends with!! oh no!!

oyzz can practically hear the internal screaming from his house. 

anyways, ljy know realizes that he would thrown down for jl bc young mistress/her highness protection squad?? yess??

lsz getting more jealous bc seriously? how does ljy crush on jl & oyzz in front of him and not know that lsz has been in love with ljy for years??

“really? in front of the bunnies?”

im sorry.

anyways, ig they’ll eventually get together..? hmu if you want a continuation, cause rn i have fulfilled the 5+ hcs and am too tired to do more lol. this au was fun, so ty for the ask!! i really liked it. :)

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[maiaphaelsource]

anon’s great cornucopia of maiaphael prompts, part 14

ANYONE CAN FEEL FREE TO GIVE THEIR OWN THOUGHTS ON THIS PROMPT

Maia meeting Catarina and madzie Raphael and Maia babysitting madzie together!!

yes!! yes!!! YESS!!!! look i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again raphael is madzie’s big bro and nothing will take that away from me. he’s already good friends with cat, and he has a caring and nurturing vibe that isn’t exactly a “dad” vibe like luke or magnus, and he’s the best big brother that’s ever existed okay there’s no way he didn’t take one look at madzie and decided that he’ll care for her forever

like don’t get me wrong it’s not like madzie is the new rosa or something because no one will ever be rosa, but madzie is madzie and that’s exactly what he loves her as. she’s just a little confused kid who’s went through a lot of trauma but who’s ultimately extremely sweet and loving and lonely, and like, sounds familiar? and i think she lowkey has a mischievous side that raphael will be more than happy to bring out 

so like! raphael learning how to braid and care for her hair! raphael helping cat with babysitting! raphael showing madzie his newest recipes and asking for her opinion! raphael and madzie baking! raphael teaching madzie some spanish! madzie driving raphael crazy because every time he tries to bake her some chocolate-less recipe to expand her tastes she just magicks it to become a chocolate sweet and he’s like “come on madzie” but he can’t be mad at her!

and maia has already heard a lot about madzie and even met her because she comes to taki’s from time to time to have her favorite dishes, see their little garden, and sometimes lowkey nag raphael (but she makes up for it by helping him with magic when he needs it, even if he insists that’s cheating) if there isn’t a lot of people. but it was more in passing and some talking, they didn’t exactly get close

until one day raphael has to postpone a date because cat needs him to babysit madzie, and maia is like “well, i’m already ready, i can come with you, i want to get to know madzie better anyway” so she comes and like.... aaaaa

first of all madzie is immediately all over maia saying that she’s the prettiest girl she’s ever seen and asks her about her hair, and turns to raphael all like “can you do my hair like that” and he’s like “sure, but you’ll have to stop straightening it or else it won’t work” and a milisecond later she has changed her hair back to her natural curls, which puts the hugest smile on catarina’s face as she promptly showers her in kisses and makes madzie giggle

so we have maia and raphael doing her hair once catarina is gone! which is the cutest thing. and raphael is so so careful with her hair, which maia already knows, but she still can’t help the softness she feels looking at the reverent way with which he treats madzie’s hair, the way he makes sure not to damage it or hurt her even a little bit, even when madzie won’t sit still. and he turns to her and sees her looking at him all soft and he’s like “what?” and she just shakes her head and it’s raphael’s turn to look at her all soft and loving.....

also they do the traditional baking and as always raphael tries to make her some recipe of cookies with cinnamon that she turns into chocolate and raphael is like “madzie no!” and maia is like “madzie yes!” and raphael gives her a stinky eye and is like “maia can’t eat chocolate” and maia is like “so you should eat double chocolate for me” and raphael is like NO MAIA BE ON MY SIDE HERE and she’s like no. so they have chocolate cookies and maia has the cinnamon ones and raphael isn’t pouting through the whole thing but like he is

probably some mandatory movie watching? i wanna say maia teams up with madzie to make them watch twilight because that would be funny but it might also be a little too much for kids so idk. lmao they watch hotel transylvania which admittedly i’ve only seen parts of once but i remember the vampire family being like very sweet and it starts with raphael grimacing at the whole thing but madzie says that she likes it because it shows that vampires are sweet, like him, and he melts. also they all get lowkey emotional with the little monster families who all love each other and are cute, you know. and eventually the three of them are all kind of cuddling together and i just. aaaaaa i love them

inevitably madzie falls asleep on raphael’s lap and for a while he’s just petting her head (again, carefully, not to hurt her or damage her hair) and talking to maia in almost-whisper so as to not wake her up. and maia tells him that this was good and she had fun and he smiles and she kisses his hand.... aaa

from then on madzie is super stoked every time maia comes with raphael to babysit her and they are just adorable and happy together the end

[creed-of-cats]

Caerdroia Notes

-i misspelled this title like five times, thought I got it right, then autocorrect fixed it :(

-yes, please let Eight sleep, especially in the divergent universe. I saw a post (on Johannesvii's tumblr) that was talking about sleepy intimacy and the Charley and Crizz gently looking over him while he's sleeping is...d'aw :)

-I haven't really met Crizz before, but he sounds great, especially while being a sassy prisoner with Charley

-"bye" *falls asleep* pffffft

-"The mind blast, ooo really?" I chuckled out loud here, he's so unimpressed

-"Stop being ridiculous"

"I’ve tried not to but I just can’t stop, perhaps I should join a twelve step program" ASJFKDKSJJDJ

-"If you don't help me, I'll erase all your memories or your little transgressions, and you'll know it (several sentences about how Kroka will fuck himself up from this)...*quietly* Do I need to go on?"

Always love it when eight is quietly being an eldritch horror. I feel like he tends to do this a lot more then the other doctors, especially pre-time war ones.

-Eight is pissed and its great

-also yeah, Time Lord in a universe without time is...geez poor Eight

-why are there cows

-I’m confused, wtf is he saying

-ISNSIENS THERE’S THREE OF HIM??

-I THOUGHT THE "why would you be hallucinating anyways?" Was crizz but its...ditzy eight?

-"i thought we were taller" d'aw, he's a dumb bitch but he's cute

-pdkdinrieje Charlie's just like that John Mulaney quote "You know those days when you're like 'this might as well happen.'" But she crosses the line at an evil twin. And the asshole one is like "We cant have an evil twin if we're triplets, dumbass"

Ditsy Eight "Its quite pretty here :D"

Charlie sounding genuinely happy "Yes :D"

-so what's wrong with the somewhat normal Eight?

-oh is he just super pessimistic?? Depressed??

-"Oh alright let's vote...I had to vote to break the three way tie! D:<"

-pffft there’s too many lines, this is too funny

-TIGGER!EIGHT NO

-ha crizz is like "fuck these cows"

-I find it really interesting that the Nasty Eight was the one to automatically take charge

-STRING :D

-"Unpleasant plans?" "Yes" "Yess, they generally are :/" lol Eight is so tired

-"Why should I tell you?" "Just to be nice??" OSNDODJ THE WAY EIGHT SAID IT TOO

-"Not as an enemy...well as an enemy, but a friendly one. Have you heard of anger management classes?" *sounds of pain* EIGHT NO

-"You don't have feet D:<" *gets kicked*

-"Yes, I do. talk like a fool, but I always know what I'm talking like a fool about" Eldritch trickster vibes yesss

-I like when its acknowledged that despite all the bs and terrible things about Gallifrey, there's implications he didn't initially choose to leave it, and Gallifrey is still his childhood home. His own kind barely tolerate him and it hurts.

-and this is the last incarnation (at least until late 11?? 12??) with Gallifrey to go back to, yikes.

-side I really liked how he half chuckled half said "yes I do!"

-lmao Charley is like "if the doctor could stop being suicidal for like 3 seconds that would be great"

-Crizz and Charley have wonderful banter together, I'm growing to like Crizz quite a bit

-OH THANK GOD, CRIZZ ACTUALLY HAS BRAINCELLS AND A SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT HALLELUJAH

-tigger!eight being like "do it, you won't, pussy"

-stop messing with Eight's memory, he really doesn't need this

-"Nooooo thank you" pJSIDBSI WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

-”I’M ALREADY SORRY, I WAS SORRY THE MOMENT I ARRIVED" ISHSUSBSUSBSHB

-Lowkey want to make am audio comp of lines from this, it's so good

-OHH IT'S THE ASSHOLE ONE "They keep a sharp eye on me...only, they're not here now" OOOOOOOOO

-(reminds me of 12's line in Face the Raven: "The Doctor is no longer here, you are stuck with me.")

-I feel like this is literally the personification of "Are you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?" This part of eight has an evil laugh, sounds a lot more like the master, and is here to get shit done and it's great

-D’aw they’re all so happy to be in the Tardis, and I’m really glad to see her after she disappeared in Scherzo :D

-”You’ve just never seen him happy.” :(

-The Tardis literally has time in her name, it must suck for her to be in a universe without time, and to have been separated from her boo :( Though from what I’ve heard about Zagreus, maybe its best they had a break from each other

[ktheist]

from this post.

The meaning behind my url: the ‘kth’ in ktheist stands for kim taehyung and ‘theist’ means someone who believes in god which just means kim taehyung is my lorde and savior amen.

A picture of me: i don’t feel like sharing pics at the moment. might change my mind in the future who knows i did it before (;

How many tattoos i have and what they are: none!

Last time i cried and why: i can’t remember but i usually cry when i found out i offended a close friend because i hate to be that offensive/hurtful person and end up keeping a distance from them so i won’t hurt them anymore 

Piercings i have: none!

Favorite band: bts and blackpink

Biggest turn offs: when someone pushes/asks me to do something even though i said no the first time / i’ll do it later

Top 5 (insert subject): uh, like classes? ig English… and that’s it

Tattoos i want: none! i don’t like being in paineee

Biggest turn ons: when someone doesn’t rush me ehehe

Age: legal

Ideas of a perfect date: i can’t think of any at the moment, but in a way, i’m always on a date with myself and my perfect self date would be reading manhwa’s all day hehe

Life goal: to do no harm but take not shit

Piercings i want: none, i can’t stand paiNE

Relationship status: in love <3 with myself <3

Favorite movie: pride and prejudice 2005!

A fact about my life: i live in a rural area and got into a uni in one of the big cities. oh the irony.

Phobia: cars! driving! idk about you but driving is really taxing for me ):

Middle name: i’m good lol

Height: shorte

Are you a virgin? nah

What’s your shoe size? usually, i pick 37, i don’t know how long that’s supposed to be.

What’s your sexual orientation? confused but leaning towards diggity dong dong

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? i don’t but only because they’re expensive lol 

Someone you miss: min yoongi

What’s one thing you regret? my wasted potentials

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: min yoongi <3

Favorite ice cream? mint and ain’t nobody can change my mind

One insecurity: accidentally saying something hurtful to a loved one. 

What my last text message says: "nah i’m going in blind” to my friend when she asked if i’m preparing for tomorrow’s tutorial

Have you ever taken a picture naked? who has never?

Have you ever painted your room? yes!

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? not yet 

Have you ever slept naked? more like i can’t sleep with clothes on lol

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? who has never?

Have you ever had a crush? yes, none of them work out and i end up with people whom i don’t really like at first but settled w bc ig i should grace them with my presence since they like me

Have you ever been dumped? yeah, i was lowkey glad it was over

Have you ever stole money from a friend? i mean i keep reminding my friends of the money they “owe” me ehehhehe

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? guilty oof

Have you ever been in a fist fight? yes, shout out to my bro i might need some practice tho bc i’m a little rusty

Have you ever snuck out of your house? no, i used to storm out once lol bc i got so stressed out lol

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? um, twice in my lifetime, i was so blinded by A’s face but a few months after i stopped talking to them, i realized my back hurt from carrying the conversation and B was cute but he was lowkey mean ): 

Have you ever been arrested? nope!

Have you ever made out with a stranger? yes lol 

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yeah, the movies

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? yes but i should’ve told them where i was going - i was that kid with poor communication skills

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? uh, ig? not really? idk.

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? YES like hangout with friends

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? if it’s just your normal kind of sleeping then yes, not a fan of sharing beds tho lol

Have you ever seen someone die? no

Have you ever been on a plane? yess

Have you ever kissed a picture? i’m pretty sure i have

Have you ever slept in until 3? LOL AM OR PM

Have you ever loved someone or miss someone right now? i have loved someone (maybe? idk i liked them bc they like me lol) and i don’t miss anyone rn

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? YES

Have you ever made a snow angel? no it doesn’t snow here ):

Have you ever played dress up? yes!!

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? ehehe who’s never?

Have you ever been lonely? a lot

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? yes lol

Have you ever been to a club? no but i wanna try going but w the pandemic going on ig i’m probably never gonna lol

Have you ever felt an earthquake? no

Have you ever touched a snake? no

Have you ever ran a red light? guilty 

Have you ever been suspended from school? no hehe

Have you ever had detention? we didn’t have the detention system where i lived so no!

Have you ever been in a car accident? yes ):

Have you ever hated the way you look? yes ):

Have you ever witnessed a crime? yessss the crime of… being so gosh darn cuTE 

Have you ever pole danced? no

Have you ever been lost? ngl lie i’ve been clueless about where i’m heading since day one

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? i was about to say yes but then i don’t even know what state is the opposite side of the country so

Have you ever felt like dying? yes

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yes

Have you ever sang karaoke? no

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes this bitch a hypocrite 

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? just ONCE

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? no but be fun if that happened (older i mean)

Have you ever kissed in the rain? no

Have you ever sang in the shower? yesss

Have you ever made out in a park? uh yes it was like past 11pm and nobody was around

Have you ever dream that you married someone? yea the dude was cute but i remember feeling like i wanna escape the whole “married for life” situation lol

Have you ever glued your hand to something? no

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? also no

Have you ever gone to school partially naked? sis i wear a hijab

Have you ever been a cheerleader? sis i wear a hijab 2.0

Have you ever sat on a roof top? yes!

Have you ever brushed your teeth? omg how did you know?

Have you ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes i can never finish a scary movie on my own ):

Have you ever played chicken? no

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no but i’ve jumped into a pull with my clothes on

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? yea it was nice at that time but now, i’m like what makes a stranger think i’m interested in what they think about me lol

Have you ever broken a bone? no

Have you ever been easily amused? yes lol

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? yess aaaaa the good old days

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? isn’t that sexual harassment?

Have you ever cheated on a test? LOL what’s the point of not cheating if you have every means to cheat?

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? all the time honestly my brain is a shite dump of all the useless infos but never the important ones like names or if i already talked about something with a certain person and then i’ll end up asking them again about that topic (excitedly at that) 

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? i haven’t met min yoongi but yeah, there are some pretty and elegant girlies that make me go :o

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. is it supposed to be deep because ig no one knows but i’m currently hungry