#this sucks but

[diamondkennedy]

(—) ★ spotted!! diamond kennedy on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid! many say that the 38 year old looks like mila kunis, but i don’t really see it. while the media persona / reality star is known for being endearing my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be childish. i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song fvck somebody by the wrecks { she/her, female }

deanna kennedy was one of the earliest editions to the kennedy family and from her very first breath she was as demanding as possible . it was no surprise to her parents when by the time she could talk then she was demanding to be known as nothing other than an endearing petname give to her by her father , diamond . it was in that moment that kathy kennedy was sure that her daughter was going to do some great ( aka absolutely awful ) things . 

raised in blissful ignorance of any semblance of reality , diamond was quite content with her existence and despite being incredibly selfish , certainly loved her siblings and that was rather lucky because they kept coming . she was a staple older sister in the kennedy family , dramatic , ridiculous and always making demands . her mother knew she was a sure thing when it came to being a cash cow and her willingness to fall head first into whatever was ahead of her proved that right . 

despite the influence of her family and the fact that she made a pretty penny just as a stand alone kennedy figure , diamond still had her own dreams and inclinations to become a humanitarian . the discovery she made at university when it came to that area of the world was quite surprising and for the first time in her life , her eyes were open . what she found out was not pleasant and in the era of her goodness , she met and fell in love with her beloved graham lawrence ( the last good man on earth possibly ) .

graham had his own success and their relationship was strong in those early years leading to marriage and conception of their son reid who was one of her greatest achievements . graham and diamond returned to diamond’s old life and her humanitarian dreams were replaced by her love of being a reality tv star . diamond fell back into her old self absorbed ways and her marriage was the price that she paid , scapegoating graham as a villain to the whole world for leaving her even though it had been her who pushed him away .

where graham went , reid went and truthfully , a part of diamond knew she was not a good mother ... that she was selfish and graham was a better parent but it didn’t mean she didn’t love her son . sometimes love was not enough . she could not change . reid still loved her and she frequently visited him but her and graham made an agreement he would not be a part of the show until he was old enough to ask or understand . 

diamond followed on with a couple of high profile marriages , the first a six month whirlwind with a pop singer who swept her off her feet and royally irritated her father ... a spin off show briefly posed that was quickly written off when her new husband was caught by paparazzi with another artist . the second one that lasted a span of three years to a travelling dj and music producer who was well loved by fans but quickly disappeared into his own life post-divorce , neither too memorable to diamond who always seemed to be moving on forwards with little regard to others in her life or the world around her in general . 

all in all , her life had become more shallow than she was and she hardly knew it , noticed it or contemplated what that meant for her future . 

reid currently lives in london with graham

personality : 

very insecure and therefore unable to change , she is too defensive about what she has done wrong , unaccepting of any real love or ideas about life and cannot allow anyone too close . 

generous in a materialistic sense and willing to invite anyone to share the successes of her life , if only for a few moments . 

fierce about her family , aware enough to see that this life is messing them up . 

believes that she is in too deep to ever really leave her life behind . who would she be without reality tv ? 

diamond has a good sense of humour , she’s aware she is shallow and materialistic and can make a joke about herself when comfortable . 

may appear more judgemental than intended because she’s so out of touch with reality . 

[wasme]

&.    @invaded​ .

"   i  wouldn’t  go  in  there,    if   i  were  you. ”      mumbled  from  underneath  his  top  hat.     new  style  was  less  about  his  self  expression  as  he  often  loved  to  do,     but  rather  a  bland  attire  to  help   him  blend  in  with  the  locals.     mourning  was  not  a  good  look  on  the  man,     eyes  sunken  further  into  skull  and  lips  refusing  to  lift  skyward  for  anything.    

“ i  just  saw  a  grultig  crawl  under  the  door;    it’s  not  going  to  smell  good. ”

[transalfredpennyworth]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[bookpdf]

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

[ekko-idk]

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

Edit: bonus comic!!

[lestatscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[emaarusovaa]

My POV😜

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[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[j0die101]

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

[aurosoul]

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

[citricacidprince]

Was forced to get a new phone today

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

[candycatstuffs]

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

[sedgewick-gayble]

1920s tumblr simulator

🎞 noirsuatoir Follow

Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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🎷 aceofspades Follow

prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

🎷aceofspades Follow

hopital

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🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

Clara Bow is 20??!!!

🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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🎙 fancy-nancyboy Follow

Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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🍸 gladragz Follow

my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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🚬 runrummer Follow

Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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📻 flapperfanny-fan973 Follow

she speak on my easy till I jazz

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