#this was that time i went to jail lmfao

[baldursgrape]

i had a taser pulled on me by a cop last year for falling asleep at a bus stop and then refusing his "offer" for a ride home

[svtskneecaps]

shoutout to my sibling for enabling me bc homie is going to wake up to a shitton of messages, many of which were sent at 2 am and one notable message sent at 4, we are Having a Normal One

[iminlovewithwomen]

hiii I love your work💗

could I please request a henry danger x reader the reader could be rays daughter she is also indestructible and let's say they've been dating since season 3 . now it's like season 5 and they are talking about the future reader tries to talk to henry about college but henry avoids the conversation and they end up making out if you are comfortable with it you could write a smut or something

or

could you do like henry x reader in the same context as before but like when they post their v-cards to each other like it was their first timee

i'm honestly not sure how to go about this request but i'll definitely try, btw i've never done anything nsfw so pleaseeee be patient with me!!

The Future

Warnings: basically read the request lmfao

You were in the Man Cave with your boyfriend of 2 years, about to be 3. Both of you were gathered on the couch, talking about fighting villains.

"I can't believe the crime rate of criminals are going down." You said, looking at Henry. He nods but tilts his head a bit.

"Probably because we've put all of them into jail. The only ones that keep coming back are Dr. Minyak and The Toddler." He laughs, looking back at you.

"Hey, Hen? Can I talk to you about somethin'?" You asked him. The smile on his face was completely gone now.

"It's not bad, I promise! I just wanted to ask you about something." The corners of his mouth came back up in relief. He thought you were going to break up with him, which you would never do.

You and Henry had been dating for about 2 years now. To be honest, you were completely in love with him. Since you were Captain Man's daughter, you went on mission with them all the time. It helps that you're indestructible because you never get hurt, which relieves Henry.

Henry was scared about you at first when he got a job as Kid Danger, but you quickly told him you were indestructible since you were Ray's biological daughter.

Henry asked you what you wanted to talk about, and you tried to talk about something Henry had avoided for the past few months. You were honestly not sure why he wouldn't talk about it, but it needed to be talked about.

"Henry, I want to talk about the future. What are you going to do when we graduate? Are you going to go to college?" Henry quickly looked at everything in the room but you, which was hard for him since he loves staring at you.

"Actually, I've been getting these letters. From the school." He finally looked at you and fidgeted with his hands.

"Henry. What did those letters say?" You questioned. Your eyebrow raised in confusion.

"I'm not going to graduate. Being Kid Danger has taken up so much time in school I've had way too many absences and way too many missings assignments."

Your mouth was wide open at that point. You quickly shoved your bottom lip to meet your top lip when you saw tears watering in Henry's eyes.

"Oh, babe, don't cry. It's okay." You wrapped your arms around his neck and his head hit your chest. You felt arms touch your back and water on your shirt. You consoled him as he started full-on sobbing.

"Do you want me to cheer you up, baby? Is that what you want me to do?" He lifts his head to meet your eyes. He nodded and leaned back to see what you would do.

Your leg lifted over both of his legs, your body on his thighs. He blushed as he looked down. You lifted his head up with your finger and as soon as your eyes locked in, you roughly put your lips on his. He definitely wasn't expecting this.

You put your right hand on his left arm and your left arm on the nape of his neck. His hands met your lower back and he pulled you closer, desperate for more. Your hips slowly grinded down on his thighs, making him groan.

You pulled away, your lips red and swollen from the quick makeout session you had. You could hear the elevator coming down, so you quickly leaped off of his lap and the door opened.

"Yo, what's up?" Your father said as you and your boyfriend looked at eachother and smiled.

[yawnzzznnn]

☃Special thanks too: @jisvngc0re1 : 8Turn

☃Note: as a tall girlie myself I appreciate this request ALSO! I'm gonna use Christmas prompt 3 since it's legit the same lmfao

☃Prompt: Decorate With Me!

☃TW: Christmas (?) : Jealousy : mentions of food : mentions of drinks (not alcohol) : slight argueing between members (nothing serious) : lovesick Haemin : kissing : teasing :

☃words: 1,496

☃Taglist: @bunnie-stay-p1ece - @mxlly143

11-25-23

𝕄𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕙𝕠

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He's the one who dragged you into decorating with him, handing you the tree topper (star, angel, bow, ext.) Holding your waist as you reached up to put the topper on, your peaceful and slightly romantic moment was ruined by Seungheon who faked gagged "I feel like I just seen my parents kiss" Seungheon mumbled grabbing his charger from the coffee table that now had a giant fake gingerbread man house in the middle along with fake snow.

You and Myungho laughed as Seungheon left the room "kids these days" Myungho sighed "woah don't group me with you, I'm not old" you said crossing your arms, Myungho faked offended putting a hand over his heart "I thought you loved me.." Myungho said dramatically, you playfully rolled his eyes before leaning down and giving him a kiss on his lips.

𝕂𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕞𝕚𝕟

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Kyungmin himself is pretty tall, so the members called for him a while before you arrived, once you took your shoes off you made your way to the living room, hearing Kyungmin's whines of exhaustion, giggling at the sight "oh Yn! Here here" Yungyu said rushing to you with Ordainments he couldn't put on top the tree, "noo...I wanna relax.." Kyungmin said dramatically as you willingly helped the younger male, "calm down you big baby" you laughed hanging the ordainment where Yungyu told you too. Almost 30 minutes later of you helping Yungyu, you finally made your way to your tall Boyfriend helping him hand Garland on the wall, much to his dismay.

𝕁𝕒𝕖𝕪𝕦𝕟

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He kept track of time whenever you left his room rather it'd be to use the bathroom or to get food, he does this so he can 'save' you if his members bother you, noteing that you've been gone for almost an hour he finally got up and went to. Check on you, only to find you somehow wrapped in Christmas lights with glitter scattered about the room, slowly blinking Jaeyun finally spoke up "what... happened-" he asked looking at you, before you could respond Yungyu and Seungheon started blaming one another for something he couldn't understand.

Myungho who witnessed the whole thing, shook his head before walking over and helping you out your Christmas light jail, once done he quickly hushed the two boys "what actually happened was, Yungyu brought out Christmas lights Seungheon wanted to put them on the tree but he couldn't reach the top, Myungho didn't like the way he put them on the tree so he took them down, Yungyu for some reason got really upset and tried to snatch the lights from Myungho then I somehow got stuck in the middle ans got trapped in a light prison.." you explained.

Jaeyun rolled his eyes before grabbing your hand and leading you back to his room "you smell like a Christmas tree, a cookie and, cinnamon" Jaeyun commented sniffing your neck, "oh yeah Haemin came through throwing these cinnamon scented sticks at Myungho and I got caught in the cross fire, and Kyungmin somehow baked cookies without burning the house down.." you giggled, "and the glitter?" Jaeyun said sitting you on his bed before opening his closet and grabbing some clothes for you "oh, for some reason it was in the tree when we opened it I inhaled a lot of glitter" you said rubbing the back of your neck Jaeyun laughed before helping you into his clothes.

ℍ𝕒𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟

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Another tall one, so he automatically got dragged into the mess as well, "no! You can't hang that there!" Kyungmin exclaimed ripping the decorations out of Haemin's hands, Haemin sighed "Yn..." Haemin turned to where he last saw you only for you to be gone, looking around the room he sees you not there, trying to not panic he walked out the living room ignoring Kyungmin's complaining, finding you in the kitchen covered in flower as you decorated the mini tree on the counter with Yungyu. "There you are" Haemin sighed "oh hey" you waved before turning your attention back to the younger male, reaching up to grab a bow from the top cupboard as Yungyu complains about who put it there, Haemin sat on the bar stool admiring the way you interacted with his member a small smile on his face "stop staring" you laughed before going up to Haemin and rubbing your flower filled body on his back. The entire time he waited he didn't complain instead he sat and waited with a lovesick smile on his face.

𝕊𝕖𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕠𝕟

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He came back from a shower to see you no where to be seen, setting his stuff down he went on searching for you, he found you holding a glittery red bow on the wall close the ceiling, moving it whenever Jaeyun said, once he got the space he wanted Kyungmin came up behind you pushing his front to your back putting the tack in the wall the both of you releasing leaving the bow hanging on the wall, you Jaeyun and, Kyungmin all high fived.

A few seconds later you finally noticed your boyfriend who sat there with a pout on his face glaring at Kyungmin, Jaeyun noticed how jealous Seungheon seemed so he let you go, Seungheon immediately dragging you to his room, "why do you look so upset" you pouted poking his cheek, Seungheon huffed his cheeks flushing a bright pink, "why did you leave.." Seungheon said quietly "I heard them in the living room and figured they needed help" you explained.

"Why were you and Kyungmin so close" he said his pout deeping, you fought back the urge to coo at his cuteness "dont be upset about it, he didn't mean it in that way, he just needed to reach above me" you reassured, Seungheon nodded still a bit sad, you focused the rest of the night on him not letting him get up making him lay with you while you cuddled and kissed him.

𝕐𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕪𝕦

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Yungyu sat in his room, waiting for you to come back, almost 20 minutes ago you got up to get you and him a drink and a snack to share, expecting you to come back not to long after that. When it finally hits the 20 minute mark Yungyu gets off his bed and leaves his room looking for you, he finds you holding up Christmas lights while Myungho untangled the rest of the line, looking around the room he realized what kept you away from him for 20 minutes. "Oh Yungyu! Perfect come help us" Myungho called out pulling Yungyu to hold the rest of the lights that dangle from your hands, "please my arms are getting tired I keep dropping them" you giggled sheepishly.

Yungyu sighs before helping out holding the lights as you tack them to the wall, snuggling them in the crack between the wall and ceiling. "Is this what took you so long?" Yungyu pouted, you responded humming out a 'yes', you and Yungyu were forced to sit there and decorate with Myungho before being let go, leaving you to tend to a pouty Yungyu.

𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕙𝕠

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Minho sighed waiting for you to come back, even tho you've been gone for a little over 10 minutes he thought it was too long, he got up and searched for you, finding you at the front door with Kyungmin and Haemin, helping them hang a reef on the door along with fake snow, lights and, garland covering the frame of the door, Minho sighed dramatically, "what you are doing" Minho whined, you gasped before leaving your work and grabbing his hand leading him to the kitchen where the other members are "try one" you said grabbing a cookie shaped as a gingerbread man, shoving it in Minho's mouth, he hummed in approval at the taste, "it's good, but you still never answered my question" he said chewing on the cookie "oh, they asked for help so I helped them" you smiled at Minho, Minho blushed at your smile before nodding "see how weak he gets for them" Yoonsung pointed out making the others laughed.

𝕐𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕘

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Yoonsung watched in amazement as you effortlessly reached the ceiling hanging up the lights and garland as Myungho asked you too, "why do you look like you just seen space?" Yungyu teased "their height never fails to amaze me" Yoonsung said watching you hang things, the other members tried to talk to Yoonsung only for him to ignore them focused only on you, eventually they all gave up leaving him in his own world, once you came back Yoonsung smothered you in hugs and kisses complimenting your long legs.

[scottbeloved-not-scottlang]

my ships as incorrect quotes

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Peter: Magoo, where's my phone?

Matt: I'll call it for you

*phone plays Careless Whisper*

Matt:

Peter:

Peter: Matt I can explain put tHE CLUB DOWN-

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Will: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Hannibal: Oh, in Monopoly?

Will, completely serious: No.

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Fyodor: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Fyodor: I became more evil if you’re curious

Dazai: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Fyodor: I'm going to get worse on purpose

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Tony: Here's some advice

Stephen: I didn't ask for any

Tony: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Gabriel: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Sam: What did you do?

Gabriel:

Sam, kinda panicking: Gabe what did you do?

Gabriel: Nobody died!

Sam: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Dean: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Cas: What did you do Dean?

Dean: A MISTAKE

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Sam: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know

Sam: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Bucky: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Dick: I’m going to take you out

Roy: great, it’s a date!

Dick: I meant that as a threat.

Roy: See you at five!

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Xavier: Hey, Enid? Can I get some dating advice?

Enid: Just because I’m with Wednesday doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Mikey, after visiting Takemichi: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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There are some ships that I missed sadly :(

Can't remember them

[cheese-anon-real]

New Year's Cheese

2023 has been one wild ride of a year for me Writer content in the latter half of this, below the cut!! do be warned! So. In 2023 I went from Cheese the Anon Asker to Cheese-Anon-Real. I’ve formed what I like to consider my little family, with the Sparda Boys and my fellow anons! Gods below I am so grateful for all of you, you made the last like, 3-4 months of the year so much better. Got sent to Space Jail twice, broke out twice with help Found Kaz again!!! Already touched on the family, but just Met Dante, Nero, and Vergil, absolutely love them to bits(Please be alive over there, Vergil, and not split in 2. Urizen’s cool and all but good god I wanted to shadow your devil hunting so bad when I got free) and Griffon I miss you come back you dumbass ball of feathers where’d you GO- Azuree may not be an anon but gods below, do I love them!! They’re such a sweetie like wth Joker, Fresa, Queen and her daughter Kaylee, and Candy have won my hearts, as my funny little family. You’re all being adopted by me now, face your future hell with me. UwU or smth idfk Am I an UwU-ass bitch or an OwO-ass bitch? Partner says it depends lolol. On what? Who knows. I love them so much too, they’re my world. I’ve had a lot of fun meeting you all, and I hope to hell and back that we keep up these silly little interactions over the next year. I know it hasn’t been perfect, but here’s to a good ‘24 for us all! Thank you for literally existing. I hope the other anons join the official family soon. Happy New Year, @pizzalover8969, @thebestsonofsparda, @thebluerose, @the-thunder-chicken, @azureedoodles, @anonjoker, @bizcochodefresa, @anonymousqueenofrandom, @princessanonofrandom, @therealcandyanon, and finally, @reece-piece-puff

sorry if the @'s is a bad move or I like, piss some of you off with it ;;

Love, Cheese(Roseanna)

P.S. I promise I'll get on writing my lore soon, I just haven't had much time :')

Reminder; Writer Content is Below The Cut. Beware!!!

2023 was even wilder for me than it was for Cheese lmfao.

I finally got into DMC this year, after being drawn in by Gura and the OST in summer of ‘21. On a family vacation, at that! Finally played 5, beat it, beat it again as Vergil. Played 3, beat it with some help from my partner. Started a Vergil run of 3, and started 1, never finished either, because life kinda got crazy Started playing C.O.D??? Somehow?? Never thought I’d play a C.O.D. game but here I am and I like the campaign for the MW2 remake, I suck ass at it but that’s a me problem lmao Got into therapy, finally, actually working on my problems now and really happy about it Went through several Vtuber avatar designs, finally settled on one I like and I’m almost done with it!!! Just gotta struggle through the hair, hand toggles, and the face! Wow!! Went through endless self-discovery, thought I might be trans(I am in fact not trans, I am Fluid! As far as I know. Still working on that. And other things, but one step at a time!! FINALLY reunited with my two best friends. In person. In another state. One of em, I've known since we were 11 and they moved away when we were 13. I had never hung out with them outside of school, and they introduced me to my other best friend, who came up to my state to meet me in late spring of ‘21, hadn’t seen them since. That friend actually paid for the trip themself, because I went through a god-awful breakdown for a solid 2 weeks and tried to. Isolate myself from everyone I love. But thankfully they talked me out of it and got me back into the group, got me going again when I was at probably my second lowest point since I was a preteen. Got oddly close with another friend while I was there, met the majority of my friend group, and now that friend I got close with is EASILY my third best friend! Not third-best, they are also a best friend and I love them so much?? We hyperfixate on like, all the same things. Dragged them into loving Ghost(band) and they’re dragging me into Scott Pilgrim! Woohoo, here we go! Left my friend group like a month ago because one of them is uh. Not. the best? But only sometimes. They don’t have bad intentions and they’re not outright toxic I don’t think, but I uh. Got kinda sick of their sense of humor. Not always funny, kinda mean to a certain other member. Not always though. But like we can work on it when I go back its fiiiiiiine! Learned communication to a degree, holy shit I hate talking about my problems, oh my god please I don’t need help I’m just a burden anyway(I’m working on it, don’t come at me with support I’ll get there with my family and friends eventually. Not attention-seeking here, I’m building my support group as I go.) Had 13 house emergencies!!!! Will list them! Woo! 1 - water heater leak 2 - gas leak 3 - roof leak again(we had a roof leak in ‘22) 4 - house flood 2 electric boogaloo(house flooded like a week after my partner moved in, in ‘22, before I arrived) 5 - flood 3 6 - roof leak 3 7 - roof leak 4 8 - heater died 9 - bathroom door handle fell off the door for literally no reason 10 - house flood 4 11 - roof leak 5 12 - house flood 5 House Flood 5 caused us to get renovations in the organized housing, and after that, they just straight up moved us to a new house. We had 8 fffffffucking days to get the hell out of our house and into the new one. Like, they actually put the time constraint on us. So funny of them! AND THEN THE NEW ONE DIDN’T HAVE SHUT-OFF VALVES FOR EITHER OF THE HOSE SPIGOTS AND WE HAD TO GET THAT HANDLED BUT THEY DIDN’T HANDLE IT. HELP. BROTHER WE ARE TRYING TO FOLLOW THE RULES. WHY ARE YOU FORBIDDING US. so. 13 - no shut off-valves(technically an ‘emergency’ bc the pipes could freeze and then burst) Got summoned for Jury Duty in my parents’ state! IN THE TIME WHERE WE WEREN’T CERTAIN WHEN THE CONTRACTORS WERE COMING. OR IF WE WOULD BE IN THE SAME HOUSE NEXT WEEK. JESUS CHRIST. But, did also get to go on another family vacation. We got to watch the Perseids! I saw a possum there. Literally loved that so much.

Also got SUUUUPER into Ghost(band) in the last like 3 weeks and I'm head over heels for 99% of their songs that I've listened to?? Hell yeah.

It’s been an intense year of ups and downs, but I’m really determined to turn my life around for the better, now. I’m gonna put my all into actually improving my health, both physical and mental/emotional. I didn’t want that to be like, a new year resolution, it just kinda lined up with the new year.

[notcelexymoon]

Literally mentally unstable drama.

Okay so there's this guy same age as me let's just call him T. Yeah, so T used to be my first and last male best friend. I was really depressed and emo in school with no friends because i never fit in and used to cry a lot and get yelled at and T is my only friend during my not-peak-phase life. So, many time after, he told me he likes me but i don't like him and he doesn't exactly show any weird behavior or signs of it and i still stuck being his friend despite him liking me and many classrooms shipping me with him, i was very uncomfortable by that.

Soon, he told me he has to moved away and i gave and introduced him my and to discord after that we talk a little in discord and all, i introduced him to a server called Leafy.gg with members that are quite offensive (normal discord members)

i have really good reputation in that server being an active member but then T, he leaked my real life name, my face, my school to them. not sure as a joke or something but he just said to them that this is my name and then quickly, Leafy.gg members mocked me with my name jokingly but i was really sad and mad that T leaked my information. He didn't say sorry or whatever. i told him to stop and after that incident, i told Leafy.gg members that i'm quitting discord. of course, i had no friends that time and T just ruined my relationship with everyone.

after like 2 years, Leafy.g server went very dead and not active that makes me think that i was the reason most of them are active plus i saw that a lot of active members' account was deleted. I texted T again and i still remembered everything that happened and with no apology or nothing, he just said he missed me and all but after that, i just ghosted them. he keeps on texting me and i keeps on ghosting.

suddenly, he gave me his phone number which i don't have, i decided to not contacted him instead i gave his phone number to my friends in a new server named Bocchism, a server full of Bocchi the Rock fans, i was one. Basically, we just talked to him for fun and Bageto tried to fake being me,

My friends, Bageto, texted him and stuffs went out. he has phone numbers with my school friends even after he moved away, keep this in mind, he told Bageto and Weif, my other friend who helped contacting him, my information again but it's fine because Bageto and Weif didn't leak that information to the whole server.

anyways, we invited him to Bocchism for fun and i text him on discord again, i told him to say he's sorry and he said nope. NOPE? anyways, he then started attacking me by threatening that he will call the police when it's technically all of his fault. then he told me he already send it to his lawyer and his dad's friend who is a royal police or whatever and i was literally cringing by how fake that is. and soon, he send a picture of him with a glass of water and a fuck finger saying it's vodka LMFAO anyways, i told him he was underage and THAT IS NOT VODKA. he told me "just do whatever you want" and I told him "yeah i wanna eat fuck up" and BOOM, by the way, forgot to add this, first thing that he said to me, technically not me because it was bageto who is faking to be me, was that HE MISSED ME and HE WANTS TO DATE? SERIOUSLY AFTER ALL OF THIS, he don't say he's sorry and he just said he want to date like nothing happened??? i don't know what's wrong with me but i just wanna live peacefully with any guy stalking me and then JUST YESTERDAY, he got a picture of my face DURING GRADUATION that my school friends send him??!! i unblock him for a sec and typed in stuffs like lemme just-

Yes, i said a very cringe thing.

that's all, don't take this too seriously i better not see someone say "just report this to the police" no, i don't wanna do that because I'M A MINOR and i don't want someone i know get to focking jail he is the same age as me

[the-bjd-community-confess]

k I don’t really care MUCH about cvlur’s past actions in the hobby with her preorder & shit, cuz I wasn't directly affected. it was one of those things where everyone was talking bout it but i didn't order/want a doll so it wasn’t personal to me. It sucked/etc/hope the victims got compensated/etc. That's a disclaimer cuz I'm neither a cvlur fan or hater. This ain’t about her directly. It’s about her fans/haters who like to debate this constantly lately. Which I seem to fuckin be surrounded by. Also, my tone is kinda aggro to some people cuz I curse but i don’t actually lose sleep over this shit lmfao.

what DOES annoy me anytime someone brings this up like that last confession crying about how ppl are so mad she fucked up when she was “young” - girl is ALMOST 30 NOW if I understand correctly. If it happened 10 yrs ago she wouldnt have been in her early 20s, she’d been like 16-19 and THAT would be WAY more understandable to say “she was young and didn’t know any better.” this shit happened LESS than 10 yrs, she was like, college age, which for US is 18-22 TYPICALLY if you go to college fresh outta highschool for a 4 year degree. ppl in their early 20s, while yeah, in the grand scheme of LIFE are young, are still ADULTS, capable of running complex fuckin tasks from working at a company to managing money for a group order. ppl in their early 20s include 20-24. stop infantilizing people. People can make mistakes at ANY age and severely misjudge a situation (intentional or not what she did). cvlur and I are roughly the same iirc, at the time of sending this im 28, turning 29. If she’s younger than me, she was running an order as a highschooler, which she wasn’t.

There were SO fucking many ppl in college in their “early 20s” who, mature or not, worked with large sums of money, complex organizational structures, etc. some ppl are suited for that shit, some ain’t. You can straight up just say “she was under prepared for the situation” instead of “oh poor bby she was so young 🥺 she just didn’t know!!!” you sound like a fuckin moron, anon. Do you treat every 20yr old who makes a simple mistake at the grocery store like that too? You better tip ur waiters extra who are under 25 even if they spill your drink or make you wait bc they were just too young to know better, they can’t be blamed for that

and for the other person in the comments too, “adults obsessing over her” or whatever …… she’s an adult she’s an adult she’s an adult no wonder why she avoids talking to ppl both haters and fans alike take away her fucking agency SO much. OFF THE SUBJECT OF CVLUR but relating to scammers rn tho, the same can STILL be said about it. Their age doesn’t = not knowing enough about running a good thing. Look at ppl complaining abt dxg1rly, is she worse than everyone younger bc she’s said she’s almost 40, so she only went in with bad intents and not a mistake like cvlur? same with bvmf?

Not sayin dx or bvmf or anyone else who’s been late on shipping/etc etc is absolved of anything, or that they’ve done smth, and same with cvlur, cuz i’ve never ordered from any of these ppl. but don’t give ppl the weak ass get outta jail “oh i was 21 I was just too young to know!”to keep using esp if they really did do something bad. Also, anon, late shipping is absolutely scam territory, and if it happened to you I bet you'd cry scam too by year 2 or whatever lmfaooooo. Thanks for coming to my “I don’t like that the community infantilizes so much shit about this hobby for grown adults” ted talk, I’m off to go scam someone or smth cuz i’m in my 20s so I’m young and don’t know any better lmfao

~Anonymous

[seoafin]

i know ur leaving the comments on chapter 6 to answer to later but i’m sorry i just wanted to come in here and tell you that once again you’ve blown me away what an amazing chapter omfg and as a self proclaimed gojowife/gojowidow yeah ur gojo scenes are so fucking hot like holy shit gets me kicking my feet giggiling and shitting myself THIS IS NOT A CRITICISM BTW i just was kinda laughing to myself cause i could imagine u being like alright enough of this guy already while writing it UWJWJWKSKSKEKKE but very very hot and the geto scenes holy fuck the geto scenes went crazy something about them talking to each other as if you weren’t there !! geto being like sorry pookies he’s insatiable AS HE OPENS UR LEGS UP FURTHER AND TIGHTENS HIS HOLD ON YOUR WRISTSSSSSSSD IS CRAZY JAIL JAIL JAILLLLLL also btw u just have such a natural progression from normal talking to sex like ik this seems like a weird complement but it’s all very natural and every time i read not just this one but one of ur fics in general it literally feels like a lil movie in my head ur so vivid and ur characterization is always so on point for the characters i love that so much……can i ask (monkey emoji covering eyes) after reader went out with hideo? and haibara saw them (monkey) will haibara spill the beans…..will stsgo find out (monkey) praying for reader and for hideo if that’s what happens then omg also THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THEM IN THEIR PLACE YES !! they deserve to grovel a lil bit (hehe emoji) walk em like a dog ripmc frrrrr i also i’m excited for Go and Gojo to meet i have the sneaky suspicion they will just hate each other gojo would compete with ur pet for cuddles that man is down so bad like omfg ik it’s so stupid btw but this chapter lowkey brought me outta such a slump with the parting of my beloved so like thank u for that chapter was my saving grace frrr it’s so good and i just wanted to tell u to take it easy on yourself ik sometimes we get a lil overexcited over here but take all the time u need and write at ur own pace dont feel any pressure regardless of how personally amazing i think ur fics are (btw queen my phone isn’t letting me use emojis so could u pls imagine all the emojis in parenthesis (single tear emoji) i just feel so formal without emojis

im sorry i know this took forever to reply to but i had to keep it in my askbox where i could look at it so i have motivation not to give up on ddao 😭😭😭 but you are SOOO sweet im so glad you enjoyed the chapter and it made you feel somewhat better about the chapter 😭 very very glad to know a gojowife enjoyed the gojo scenes. i do it for the gojowives and nobody else mwah mwah mwah

spoilers

yesssss lmfao haibara has the best intentions ever but i don't think he's the best at keeping secrets unfortunately 😭 just a slip of the tongue! nanami thankfully comes to the semi rescue by leading haibara away 💀

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Kiseki: Dear To Me Live Blogging

I initially didn't add this to my watchlist despite hearing good things about it when it was airing (esp because I heard that it kinda fell apart plot-wise toward the end maybe? I don't remember) but people's talks about the side ship had piqued my interest, so I added it a few months later. I'm in the mood for something that has Things Going On other than just a sweet romance, so I hope this scratches that itch.

Pausing my I Will Knock You binge to start this instead

Ep 1 (May 14)

Mar 2023

agh, I have to log out of Viki to watch this because it detects my adblocker >:(( okay, i'm disabling and then enabling. i'm watching with the Viki comments on the side after a Long Time, I hope it's just kinda fun and isn't irritating or spoiler-y

hm, Chen Yi and Ai Di are the side characters, right?

reminds me of the History 3: Trapped side couple lol

I... just realized Bai Zongyi probably just got out of jail and that's why Ai Di had his address in a notebook or whatever and is telling him how to get home and such, right? I remember something about somebody getting out of jail but I thought it involved Ai Di pursuing some guy after he or the guy ? got out of jail.

Anyway, this makes me think we're gonna actually start from before he went to jail?

Ai Di being warned to stay away from Zongyi to not hurt him? And Zongyi has photo with a guy who I assume is his lover interest and I guess Zongyi was in prison for 4 years?

Nov 2018, ah

oh crazy, a bloody hand grabbing him outta nowhere, i would've screamed. reminds me of Long Time No See though

Zongyi studying to be a doctor maybe

lolll I think I may have seen this scene in an edit? Or in a different show? Where he's like help me or you'll be the murderer since the fingerprint is on the knife

hehe they're both so rude to each other <3 and also somewhat of an age diff? <3 and the older criminal (?) guy basically forcing Zongyi's hand by blackmailing him with the knife but Zongyi doesn't take to it kindly or easily <3

ah, Chen Yi and Ai Di were in the same gang? And I guess the guy who Zongyi found is same guy they're looking for? A'Ruei?

Fan Jheruei

Beg me... hah. and he does beg cutely, even though it's a joke/condescending

pls gangster Jheruei being a cat in Zongyi's mind?

scenes of desperation and blackmail being overlayed with some royalty-free cheery music lmfao

Jheruei going through all of Zongyi's stuff and also reminiscing about his own memories (Zongyi's family has high expectations for him while Ruei's does not?)

he's hiding from Zhang Teng who sold drugs under Yiyun Gang's name (are they Yiyun gang?)

Ruei knows math? but he couldn't show it outwardly before cuz he has to be worse than his brother?

I didn't realize this opposing gangster was from MODC lol

Ep 2 (May 14)

oh the other MODC guy is here too? damn. but they're not a couple here probably even though one's the gang leader and the other's in the gang?

pls Zongyi laying awake, afraid of Ruei trying to murder him while Ruei just adjusts his blanket. why is the scary gangster both cold and soft-hearted

domesticity between a college kid and a gangster who is forcibly hiding himself in this guy's home via blackmail so that he's not framed with a knife

Ai Di's torture via spice and then getting tied to the chair himself lol

wait it's a high school kid? ohh delicious age gap then

"dinner got cold" all the while he's taking the laundry in. gangster has decided to become a full-time househusband

lol Zongyi's got storm/rain trauma, rain really on these BL leads' necks

aw, it triggers his childhood abuse :(

aw that was done pretty well from both of them

okay Enough, we don't need a shower crying scene

not the "sleep with me (on the same bed)"

ah, cuddling

all;sdfj ?! huh?! Ruei with his sleep-addled brain def thought Zongyi was somebody else right, does that mean he's heartbroken?

damn, he's losing out on his scholarship over 1 late attendance? not even missing bruh, let it slide

oof an adult against a minor card. more than fair enough

perfunctory

girl, I thought Ruei was gonna try to find a way to properly apologize but he's just being rude and ordering Zongyi around, smh. you're the one who's in this kid's house and kissed him randomly, even if, I assume, accidentally

Ep 3 (May 14)

ah, I was waiting to see what Ai Di was looking at down there during the call

omg?! Ai Di is crazy, just driving like that, even if he knew that Chen Yi would take the man away from the front of the wheels

lol he actually punched him instead of doing the "gentlemanly" thing and faking out

they've made up now i suppose, cute

lion tattoo, is that for everybody in the gang or is Chen Yi this Boss guy's son or something

lmfao is this show a fucking Taiwanese BL reunion lmfao, Be Loved In House: I Do main couple make an appearance as part of the Yiyun gang

damn, the Boss got a gay relationship with his assistant (?) or whatever too, I guess. Are they from some BL too or nah?

but why is everybody making eye contact and watching that interaction lmfao, esp Chen Yi ? like Chen Yi and possibly Ai Di don't like the two of them being involved for some reason?

Also, I thought Chen Yi saw the Boss guy as his father figure but maybe he sees him as a crush on older man type thing? and that's why he doesn't like it?

Damn, what's up with this Boss and the other guy? deceived by his words for 20 years and this one being the last time?

True love?! girl we're halfway through episode 3

Ruei's family?

ah, so Chen Yi does like/has a crush on the Boss? Though I guess that's Ai Di's interpretation (similar to my thoughts via observation), so Boss could still be his brother/father/whatever and not a romantic crush

naurrrr Ruei being picked up and passing by Zongyi who had excitedly bought strawberry cake T.T

he left the money and a note and the knife (cleaned, no longer for blackmail purposes) and without a face-to-face goodbye owww

omg naurrr, not that reminding him of when his mother walked out on him

Disease! Elbow!

"My cat is missing" aw

The people said in the novel, the age different is 17 and 22 which I think is a good age gap if we're doing one of them is underage but still want a bit of an age gap. uncomfortable enough because as a 22 year old, 17 year olds are simply too young but not Too Uncomfortable the way it might be with an even bigger age gap.

Ep 4 (May 15)

Watching this in bed on my ipad, heh

mid Jan 2019, so it’s been ~1.5 months since he left

yaas Ai Di and Zongyi meeting

I read that Ai Di and Chen Yi were step-brothers in a tumblr post i reblogged so i knew this already but i wish i hadn’t bc finding this out randomly in the middle of watching like this would’ve been so fun and exciting

18 and 21, what a perfectly acceptable age gap, i’m glad they gave me step brothers bc idk why i thought before starting this show that the second couple has a big-ish age gap

February 2019

hello?!? Ruei substitute teacher?! when ppl mentioned teacher in preview from ep 3, i assumed they meant another cameo

lmfao what kinda gang are they that the principal of the school wants to let them infiltrate the school to catch another gang providing drugs to students lmfaoo

ah, hurt and pain as Ruei turns Zongyi away and tries to make him hate him on purpose

god Chen Yi manhandles Ai Di so much, i love it

the boss is Chen Yi’s Godfather along with his crush. this one could’ve been delicious too tbh but i like the current couple

bruh similar rescuing tho this time he’s just drunk not bleeding

ahhh Zongyi doesn’t want Ruei to leave and keeps coming up with excuses

Okay, I read the episode's on-air thread on r/boyslove but... why do some comments mention Ruei losing his memories? I'm not looking forward to the amnesia trope, agh.

Ep 5 (May 15)

lmfao this fall

omg Zongyi thinking Ai Di likes Ruei

lmfaoooo dying at the jealous hijinks

at least that's cleared up

why is this the approach the girl is taking lmao

lol this fight

lol this falling into Zongyi's arms in sleep

the viki comments have been annoying me this episode but somebody said you can telling this man (Ruei) is used to having company in bed and lmfao yepp

like WHY IS THE HAND GOING IN HIS JEANS BRUH

first a kiss not groping him, Ruei is actually a menace and a danger

Ai Di always being manhandled and thrown around by Chen Yi

cousin lol

why is the girl so annoying, we really have 1 female character who gets to speak more than 1 line and she's a terrible person like ok

he left his classroom just like that, who knows what's going on there now lmfao

oh Zongyi's being cute

Ep 6 (May 15)

aw Zongyi made the cake

mouth wiping

lmfao drink spit

okay i know he's about to get rejected based on what people said about previews for this ep, oof

lol this feels like I'm getting a little taste of the next drama I'm gonna watch (A Lesson in Love) where it's a young? female teacher with her high school student

anyway Ruei tells Ai Di that he can't control his feelings, so at least he's aware of them

brain pills? in this school that apparently has drugs being sold to the students? also this is reminding me that we're on ep 6 of a 13 ep show and Zongyi has to go to jail soon, I'm guessing?

Zongyi is quite mature in saying let's not meet then, maybe I'll get over my crush

The Fans? Ruei's family? Are they also a gang or what?

I don't care about the Boss and the other guy but I guess it's fun to see how it affects the chain of Chen Yi and Ai Di

aw, Zongyi stuffing his face with strawberry cream roll in sadness

damn, even Ai Di and then don't consider Ruei to be really part of the gang because he's afraid to die and doesn't do as much in the gang as Ai Di and Chen Yi do

so is somebody in the car watching them? We didn't get a reveal

pls not Ai Di insulting Chen Yi by saying he's impotent and his dick doesn't work and Chen Yi kissing him in anger?

Ai Di always taking jabs at Chen Yi for not being able to tell their boss about his crush but not telling him himself and now biting Chen Yi's lip till it bleeds to stop the kissing

I wonder how much Chen Yi knows about his feelings towards Ai Di and how much in denial he is

plsss the way I didn't even recognize Ai Di in the disguise

I am now seeing how these 2 could go to jail (as students who possessed drugs?)

In his usual getup, it feels like I don't really learn Ai Di's face because my eyes are more drawn to the other more colourful aspects but now, I can kinda see his face and acting more? idk if this makes any sense

Ruei running off in the heavy rain to get to Zongyi? Who could've guessed?

i love this wound-tending scene a lot because it's like Zongyi calling Ruei by his full name and telling him to leave and not make him like him anymore vs Ruei telling Zongyi to shut up and physically manhandling him and tending to his wound. it's a good push and pull scene with great tension

agh will they actually kiss? idek

Ep 7 (May 15)

I love how it transitions from eager Ruei pulling Zongyi to the wound tending while Zongyi resists -> eager Zongyi going for a kiss while Ruei resists, not that he resists for too long, it's like a slight push and then he's kissing back

i loveeee a younger top character

omg shirts off? Ruei you're going quite far with your underage lover!

"Wait. Do you know how to do it?" Guttural scream.

"Yes, I checked it on the internet after I fell in love with you." "Naughty boy." hah. crazy.

long ass sex scene

but I actually really liked it, esp after Only Friends where I skipped almost all the sex scenes (except SandRay's lol). idk like it wasn't a Super Sweet scene, it was still meant to be pretty hot and attractive but it was slow which I think is something quite important to me lol i dislike watching sex scenes that feel too erratic in the name of passion. anyway, this was a pleasant surprise because I think I've heard more about the side ship for this show

omg are they insinuating that Zongyi was too rough or something?

pinky promise to get better at sex i'm gonna scream overly eager inexperienced virgin top, my most beloved trope

a few viki comments surprised that Zongyi topped like no way you're surprised at this? I realized in like ep 1 and it did raise my eyebrows a bit because i thought yknow the gangster but the BL tropes are pretty aligned for top Zongyi/bottom Ruei

oh fun Zongyi purchased anti-inflammatory cream for ig Ruei's back pain or whatever, he cares and is cute

i don't like this kiss scene though it's more edited

his father and sister here at this ill-opportune time, pls

not them all going to Ruei's house

anyway, wild that he left Zongyi initially because knowing them could put him in danger and now he's bringing the whole family over to his place lol

not the younger sister trying to steal her brother's man lmfao anyway I can't even laugh at her proposition because she's 16 because this man fucked a 17 year old

I'm kinda worried the dad's gonna find out or something

he's an illegitimate son of the Fan family

idk why this trauma sharing scene isn't really hitting for me like it feels somewhat artificial? or maybe it's because i'm nervous the dad is gonna suddenly appear

oof the MODC characters. if i was more of a fan of them, i would've been losing my mind and been devastated (Edit: okay apparently mans was saying it to somebody who's not the onscreen partner)

okayyyyy the sister did indeed see

but she's smiling so it's hopefully fine idk

okay indeed those brain pills are drugs

i really thought the drugs would be how they end up in jail, girl we're nearing the end of ep 7 when will they go to jail and when will they come outtttt

but damn, the drugs thing got settled off-screen? no way, right? Too fast and easy

Ai Di third wheeling

Zongyi holding down Ruei's hands above his head oof he would not be able to overpower Ruei's built ass but it's a fun pretense

Little Red Riding Hood Ai Di

spinning into Chen Yi's arms while in his little fit plsss hilarious

Fave Scene: The kissing and allusion to sex scene at the of the ep

Some more explanation about the scene because the translations could use some work

Man, people on the on-air thread were being said after watching ep 8 bc it apparently leaked early... would people gif it and would I be spoiled for it if I looked for ep 7 gifs rn? hmmm ig I'll take the chance lol

Ep 8 (May 16)

I think this is the episode where Ruei loses his memories maybe? But I also got spoiled last night that apparently Ruei's just pretending lol

so that's a fun/friendly pic of Zhang Teng and Ruei together... they're not the Fan family, right? like Zhang Teng isn't the young brother mans? bc he seems too random guy, not important enough to be the Fan family heir

lesbian marriage!!!!!!

gay husbands and lesbian wives saying hi to each other lmfao

but it's also so on the nose, you guys justtt started dating lmfao and i don't think Zongyi can even get married yet? lmfao

ohhh I see, May 2019, Taiwan legalized same-sex marriage, that's why they're showcasing this

kissing in public on the busy streets, feels like it never happens in BLs for obvious reasons but it's nice

okay Zhang Teng isn't related to the Fan family probably because Ai Di and Chen Yi are learning about his family's history

damn, we're just being dropping into Zongyi and Ruei being chased?

oh lol they weren't friends even in that photo and they had different bosses then too

Why does it lowkey seem like Zhang Teng had a crush on Ruei or something lmfao

Ruei injured and Zongyi's dad injured at the same time, damn

boss gonna offer him money for his dad? in exchange of...

damn, Ruei straight up killed Zhang Teng

omg, they want Zongyi to take the fall for killing Zhang Teng :0 in exchange for his dad's heart transplant, crazy

biting finger

they're so speedy with it, talking about thinking of the bite mark as a ring lol

damn, that's it, straight to jail. 4 years for murder is quite small but maybe they played the minor card + self-defence?

girl what, somebody was waiting in the jail cell with a chair to hit Zongyi? lmfao is this how we get the possibly double amnesia pls

Okay, there's a bonus ep for this or something but I kinda just skimmed it. it kinda seems like it would've been useful info for the show tbh because it gives more info on wtf was going on with Zhang Teng and Ruei's interactions with him but oh well. The MODC actors in the last scene with one of them dying tho, oof

Anyway, the relationship was going really fast in the past 2 eps (legit like 1.5 eps) and they're so committed considering they've barely started dating and how young Zongyi is. And also, the Zhang Teng or gang stuff really isn't well-defined to me and the stuff that happened this ep was quick without understanding anything, though Ig you get some background in the bonus ep but why is it not in the main story? Anyway, idk, I'm not looking forward to amnesia, fake or not. I'm hoping to more Ai Di and Chen Yi too.

Ep 9 (May 16)

Ruei amnesia

not him (the younger heir?) throwing Zongyi's admission letter away

Ai Di/Chen Yi drunk kissing (well Ai Di's not drunk)

Ai Di grasping Chen Yi by the throat

don't suddenly say "we are brothers" in the middle of taking clothes off please

fade to black

"What did I do? You're gonna kill me when you wake up" after having sex with their drunk love interest, really is very top/seme-coded of Ai Di + the dressed and up Ai Di parallels top Zongyi while undressed in bed Chen Yi parallels Ruei but people didn't yet know that Ai Di tops, right?

damn, Fan family doing too much, why'd they wanna injure Zongyi when mans already took the fall for their Ruei bruh. so that's why Ai Di goes in, to protect him

and 4 years pass just like that

even more into the Chen Yi manhandling Ai Di this time around

damn, Ai Di negotiated with the Boss to leave the gang if he went to prison 4 years ago

Chen Yi preparing spicy ass food for Ai Di's welcome home meal, my food as love language ahhhh

Ai Di aghhh so callous in order to hide his feelings. "You can do it to me and we're even" and the taunting

okay I guess we're not doing the double amnesia thing, nice, at least I have that.

Zongyi's dad asking it Ruei's contacted him and hearing that he's lost his memory

oof, Zongyi has so much faith while his father has none about Ruei coming back for Zongyi

oh, Zongyi's brain damage causes short-term memory loss... that's the amnesia aspect for him

Ai Di's blond again heh

I loved all the Ai Di/Chen Yi this ep, hope we get loads of them in the 4 eps left pls pls pls pls pls

ah, I hadn't noticed Ai Di's tear falling on Chen Yi's face omg </3

Also, I don't tend to watch the Behinds but this ep's one gave some good info like Chen Yi at first didn't know it was Ai Di (which I got based on him shushing Ai Di and saying Ai Di's gonna be mad if he hears) but thought he realized soon after but apparently Chen Yi didn't know it was Ai Di until the tears came down. And the heart-wrenching emotions Ai Di's going through because he knows it's the first time they're doing this but it's also the last time and they're not gonna meet again

Fave Scene: The Ai Di/Chen Yi scene. I wasn't as into the sexiness of it like the Zongyi/Ruei one. This one was more about the psychological warfare, drunk Chen Yi, their emotions and confusion, the tears, Ai Di topping (off-screen), Ai Di's hands around Chen Yi's throat a few times, etc. the devastation of it all when Ai Di pretends it was all nothing.

Ep 10 (May 16)

Until last episode, I was more into the main couple despite liking Ai Di and Chen Yi's storyline as well. But now, suddenly idc about the main couple, I just want my Ai Di/Chen Yi.

Also, does this show have plot... what is actually happening and why?

oh baker Zongyi

is that Plus and Minus side couple? laundromat owner?? bar worker???? did one of them have a child??

oof, Ai Di thwarting Chen Yi's move to kiss

Chen Yi's not letting up ahh

damn, I thought Ruei came or something, why'd they shoot it like that before moving away before?

omg their meeting

but also Ruei's strength omg, he's having to pretend that he doesn't know Zongyi and that it doesn't do anything for him after 4 years of not seeing him

now why'd that guy guide Ruei by his waist and make Zongyi thing they're dating >:(

hehehehhe more Ai Di/Chen Yi to come

Chen Yi princess carrying Ai Di and the situation being startling that Ai Di doesn't start complaining until a few seconds in

aghhh Ai Di resisting but Chen Yi being like I know you enough to know you pick your fingers when you lie <33 dubcon/coersion <33

Ai Di escaping but telling Chen Yi to get a doctor to treat his wound before running away, heh

ah, so the other guy knew that Ruei's faking it. and Ruei outside Zongyi's house T.T

who is this? is this the female friend among their high school trio?

a cat :D

Ai Di bothering Zongyi and wanting him to say/confirm that he also thinks Chen Yi likes Ai Di lmfao

ah, the guy told Zongyi that Ruei's amnesia is fake

3 more eps left

Ep 11 (May 16)

I get Zongyi's father's disapproval after everything but Zongyi' now 21, no longer 17, and also has been to literal prison for 4 years, I believe he can think and make his own choices

they're meeting again

damn, Ruei remember the exact number of days they've been apart: 1573 days

I really like how often and how casual Zongyi and Ruei kiss, I'm always on my beloved casual pecks agenda

lmfaooo Chen Yi sending Ai Di a pillow with his face on it + his autograph, he's hilarious

akl;sdfjl;kadjfs Chen Yi wasn't taunting Ai Di, he was trying to make a genuine gesture, he literally gave to Ai Di what their other gangster lackey friend gave to his girlfriend. also lmfao the gf wanting a life-sized one, i'm sure she's having fun with it

the Fan grandfather coming to visit Zongyi's cafe...

Zongyi making an enemy out of the grandfather, would he do something...

damn, the friend knew her high school friend was fucking the substitute teacher and was just like lol yeah cute. fine in this series but that's crazy to not have any concerns lol

no but what is the girl hiding, I hope she's not evil too?! That'll be 2 high school female classmates who are evil and only Zongyi's sister will a regular good female character

I lowkey don't care that much about Ruei's place in the Fan family, where the hell is my Ai Di/Chen Yi scene?

is that Ai Di with his knife to Chen Yi's throat or somebody else?

Ep 12 (May 17)

girl it’s 1:30am and im sleepy as hell in bed but i wanna watch ai do and chen yi so i’m on my ipad now

i feel bad wanting chen yi ai di scenes because zongyi/ruei are literally cute and likeable

excited Ai Di at the knife gift before getting mad

omgggg Chen Yi finally going to celebrate their birthday together when Ai Di was at prison

the dog tag?

oh, Ai Di’s bday presents for Chen Yi

hah… nice…

I went to sleep after the Ai Di/Chen Yi thing and also didn't type much because I was too busy watching lol

okay lemme rewatch that part again, including the convo beforehand

this feels like another cameo

what is up with the classmate aghhhh is this gonna be the ep 13 conflict or whatever

happy Ai Di swinging his sleeves around every which way heh

GIRL WHAT?!?! A GUN?! this is vegaspete-esque

oh the cameo was Plus and Minus main cp? girl the way i didn't even recognize them despite being like hm one guy seems kinda familiar, goes to show how much i didn't gaf. at least i recognized the 2nd couple during their cameo lol but that was 100% because of the long-haired guy

Ep 13 (May 17)

Just a 30-minute episode left but I was pretty busy today, so I'm finally getting to it toward the evening. I still haven't watched the part where Ai Di says so what if I'm short? or something like that which I saw in a tiktok, so I hope it's in this ep? hehe

Boss sent somebody to shoot Chen Yi? be serious

I literally do not give a fuck about this conversation or boss and his guy, show me Chen Yi and Ai Di together right nowwwwww. girl i'm skipping through this old man romance convo bc unfortunately i don't care despite it being a trope i feel like i would like

Ai Di loveeeees to grab Chen Yi's throat <3

heh, i see the short comment came from here. i'm so :( they're so good man

ah, the girl

stabbing

ah, Zhang Teng was talking to his sister that time

I mean she's right "You dare to do it but not bear the consequences. You're a bastard" which I can't argue with lol but Zhang Teng was a fucker so oh well

i'm pretty sure he doesn't die because i would've heard about another MODC scenario lol

Ai Di in a new collar, yay !

Aw, I actually do like Zongyi/Ruei, it's just that Ai Di/Chen Yi are crazy so I'm more drawn to them

Ai Di in the collar and Chen Yi with the dog tag Ai Di gifted him idk why it makes me feel fucking insane

Ai Di being like you must let me die first because I'll go crazy. you however are more normal so if I were to die first, you'll get through it.

omg I wrote some stuff on my phone here but it was also open on my laptop and so it overrode and i lost it all D: let me try to remember what I wrote

had to watch this last part on my ipad

Zongyi bringing Ruei to his home and the acceptance of his father was very sweet and endearing

I fucking love ChenAi scenes, my toes curl every time I watch them make out lol and I watch their scenes like this -> :)

they both have pillows with their bodes waist-up

last scene of the show pre-credits is ChenAi, interesting

aw, proposal and engagement for Zongyi/Ruei followed by kitchen makeout heh

Overall:

The thing with these crime/mafia BLs is that often they literally have no plot. I think Manner of Death is probably the most coherent though it's more cop-show than crime show and then History 3: Trapped. But most stuff like KinnPorsche, Never Let Me Go, Pit Babe, etc. don't have a coherent plot or just focuses on the drama rather than actual plot and this show is also like that. The thing about this is that it doesn't even bother establishing anything, like okay at least Pit Babe has clear outline like Tony has child trafficking ring, we should stop this trafficking ring, and a bunch of stuff happens. Here, what even is going on? something with Zhang Teng... but the gangs and the families and the crimes are all so vague and out of sight, it's mostly just about the relationships among the backdrop.

I don't know what to rate this because the plot and storyline do not feel coherent or engaging, but I really enjoyed the characters and the couples, specifically Zongyi/Ruei in the first half and Ai Di/Chen Yi in the second half. The couples also have some fun tropes that I like (age gap with the younger guy being overly eager, the ChenAi dynamic esp the part where they both manhandle each other so much) and Ai Di is a menace, which is always enjoyable. Is it enough for the show to introduce a criminal and crime-life element but not explain or expand on it at all? I don't necessarily think so, but honestly, if I'm plagued by the couples or feel the need to rewatch certain parts, I'll increase the rating.

Might also increase the rating if I end up writing ChenAi fic because the ship feels like it should fuel my fic-writing but since it wrapped up so nicely, I don't really feel the itch to write something more. Also, I love how Chen Yi would be manhandling and carrying Ai Di around while Ai Di's often wrapping his hand around Chen Yi's neck and being sadistic lol (including the second time Ai Di had Chen Yi tied to the chair and with a bloody lip and was grasping him by the chin, ahh)

Rating: 6/10

[furinatism]

stone face (ace ventura x reader oneshot)

requested: yep!! heres to you, YourMomIsBlowingMe (i will never get over that username LMFAO) on wattpad

a piece of my heart will always belong to ace, the hyperfixation on both movies (and the cartoon) got me thru some tough times 😭

kinda unhappy with how this turned out but at the same time kinda proud... ironic i suppose! :P

You hated people. Always selfish, and always out to get you.

All your life, you'd worked dead-end jobs. Retail, customer service, fast food, hell, even a pyramid scheme. You did what you could to scrape by.

And then, you finally thought you'd made it big.

There were a few openings at the local sheriff's office- entry-level positions with little to no required previous experience. Nothing life-threatening or hands-on, though. More like taking phone calls and sorting papers.

Of course, you'd brushed off the offerings when you'd first seen them posted. Yeah, sure, wouldn't that be great. 

And then you saw the starting wage.

Now, here you were, filing 'important papers' for your local police station. You didn't really care about the contents of the files. You always just had headphones in, listening to Satie, or perhaps Chopin.

Most days were the same. Life was fairly bland, and the one joy of life was dancing around the filing room as you listened to classical music.

Coworkers came and went, and no one dared to bother you while you were on your break. Even your current supervisor (a temporary one at that- a few months before you began working there, a whole lot of corruption and conspiracy had went down, causing the previous supervisor to be jailed) barely spoke to you. You got your work done swiftly and efficiently, and didn't care much for socialization.

All had been relatively normal until he showed up.

You relished the peaceful days at the station. Little to no reports, barely any paperwork to file, and a quiet afternoon in the break room. But it seemed that 'peaceful' day would head in a much different direction.

When a brightly dressed, energetic individual entered the station, you were already thrown off. Boisterous people weren't your kind of crowd.

However, this man was more than just boisterous.

He had announced his arrival quite loudly, to your annoyance. He threw his business cards up in the air, letting the cheap cardstock flutter down to the floor. You couldn't help but wonder if he held a grudge against the janitorial staff.

As you pressed your headphones closer to your ears, hoping to drown out this man's incessant noisemaking, you felt your self-proclaimed safety blanket be snatched away.

"Well, well, what are we listening to?" The man's voice came out in a drawl, surprisingly smooth. You snapped your head up, and the bright figure wore a shit-eating grin as he spun the headphones in his hand before slapping them over his own ears.

"Ah! Variation 5 from Paquita, correct?" he chatted idly, spewing some nonsense fact about the ballet. You glared up at him, grabbing your headphones back quickly as he was distracted by the sound of his own voice.

He shrieked dramatically, placing his hands on his head. "Hey, hey! Watch the 'do, woulda?!" His cries fell upon deaf ears as you adjusted your headphones.

"Don't make a fool of yourself, Ventura! That there's Y/N, they've been here for a few months and don't take shit from nobody!" One of your middle-aged female coworkers cackled at her own description of you, slapping you on the back much harder than you're sure she meant to.

You stumbled forward as a result of her force, your headphones being knocked out of your hands. You cursed under your breath, glaring back up at this 'Ventura' man as you picked your saving grace back up off of the floor.

'Ventura' stuck his hand out, imploring you to shake it. You did so, albeit extremely reluctantly. As his warm hand encased yours, you glowered.

"The name's Ace, Ace Ventura. I'm a... heh, pet detective. And ya see, I'm here to celebrate my three month anniversary of SHOWING UP THIS WHOLE STATION! OH YEAH!" He pulled his hand away to, well, pelvic thrust victoriously. You stifled a laugh at his antics, and your coworker made a strangled noise of shock.

"Well look at that, Ventura! You nearly cracked the stone face!" she joked. Ace tilted his head, staring at you.

"Stone face? What are you talking about, Montoya?" he inquired. You clenched your jaw, attempting to walk off. However, Montoya held you in a vice grip.

"Well, Y/N here hasn't cracked even a smile since they first started working here. Matter of fact, me and the guys were startin' to think it was impossible for them to show an emotion other than apathy!" she hollered, her dry fits of laughter becoming slightly grating to your ears.

Montoya was one of the few coworkers you could tolerate. She was motherly, but in a rough way. She gave off a tough-love vibe, the kind of woman to noogie you and smack you if she caught you underage drinking. Sometimes, though, she still got on your nerves.

Ace smirked slightly, and you grew even more irritated. "That so?" he teased. "Well, I bet I can get 'em to laugh by the end of the year, Montoya!" She stuck out her hand, and as they shook, they announced in unison, 'deal!'.

You threw your arms up in defeat, groaning. "Maybe your deal should be to see who can stop talking about me as if I'm not even here by the end of the week!" you cried. Slipping your headphones back on, you walked back to your filing room.

Finally, peace and quiet.

You hated Ace Ventura most of all. Out of every person you'd ever met, you were sure you despised him the most.

Your once-quiet and enjoyable breaks were now interrupted by your headphones being taken suddenly and a familiar voice sounding out from behind you, an irritating 'guess who?' leaving his lips.

You would immediately stumble to get your music back desperately, and each time he would name exactly the song you were listening to.

At this point, you were honestly surprised. Who knew such a foolish, idiotic man had such knowledge on works featured mainly in ballets?

And then, one day, he had caught you dancing along as you did your work.

You had never prided yourself in your dancing, but you had endlessly studied certain ballets for years on end. Call it a hobby or an obsession- either way, it was what got you by.

You were shocked when a pair of arms wrapped around you, lifting you up at the exact moment you had planned to check if the door was still closed.

"Guess who, sugarplum?" he sang cheekily, spinning you around slightly. You screamed, unable to control your sudden outburst of giggles. 

"Hey, please, put me down!" you shrieked, still laughing as he held you close. You tried to ignore the way your body temperature rose at his proximity to you, and the way his arms were wrapped around you...

His voice was unnaturally low now as he muttered, "Told ya I could make you laugh." You furrowed your brow, annoyed once again.

"Go back to whatever it was you were doing, Ace! Tell Montoya about your little bet, and that you won, alright? But leave me out of this shit," you sneered. As you continued your work, you could tell Ace hadn't moved from where he stood. He stood there, still watching you, unmoving.

"What? Go on, you won your deal! Now go."

"That was the first time you said my name," Ace cooed, a stupid smile making its way onto his face. You rolled your eyes, turning away again.

"I like it when you say it. It's a lot better than the other names you call me," he joked. You cracked a smirk at his words.

"What? You mean shithead, bitchboy, and bastard aren't endearing enough for you?" you teased, and Ace let out a laugh.

You sighed once again, trying to push down the feelings that arose over his laugh. "Just... go now, please."

You would never admit that you had wished he would've stayed.

The station's New Year's party wasn't an event you had been chomping at the bit to attend. However, with incessant urging from Montoya and Ace, you resigned yourself to a night of observing drunken buffoons.

The partying never seemed to take a break. Montoya was already shitfaced by the time you got there, while you couldn't seem to find Ace anywhere.

"H-hey, Y/N!" Montoya stuttered out, her words slurring together. She leaned on you for support, despite your body nearly being crushed by the woman's much more muscular frame.

You coughed- her breath reeked of alcohol. "Jesus, how much did you have to drink?" The woman simply cackled at your words, grabbing a random solo cup from a nearby table.

"Oh, please Y/N! My fun has just begun!" She downed yet another swig of beer- or was it whiskey? You weren't sure what this party had to offer- before growing closer to you once again. "I'm surprised, Ventura said he couldn't get you to crack even the slightest smile. And now, here we are, end of the year. I guess he'll be losing!" 

Your breath stopped momentarily, the shock seeping in. "A-Ace said that?" 

He didn't tell her that he won their stupid little game? I guess he's... a little more mature than I gave him credit for?

Your train of thought was disrupted by Montoya's drunken squealing.

"I did it! Ha! You cracked a smile, I WIN! I'm gonna go tell that cocky Ventura right now! He's going to piss himself, hell yeah!" 

You watched as Montoya slugged away, a small smile still on your face. You covered your mouth quickly, not wanting to draw anymore attention to yourself.

"How's it goin', sugarplum?" Ace purred, sliding into the space beside you. You turned away from him, desperate to hide your grin and the heat rushing to your face.

"A-Ace, I haven't, um... I didn't, oh, um..." Your words caught in your throat, and you had to stop yourself from burying your face in his chest that instant. He slowly moved your hand away, letting out a dramatic gasp as he witnessed your smile.

"Y/N L/N, smiling?! This isn't normal, you need to see a doctor this instant!" he shouted. Luckily, with the rest of the party noise, his showing off was drowned out. He pressed a hand to your face, pretending to be feeling for your temperature.

"Oh, my!" he exclaimed, a girl-ish Southern drawl being added into his eccentric speech as he continued, "Looks like you've caught yourself a fever right there!"

You ducked away, trying not to laugh. "Ace, enough! Now, being serious. You didn't tell Montoya about how you won your stupid deal?" you inquired. Ace sucked in a breath through his teeth, placing his hands on his hips.

"Well darlin', what can I say? My reward was just getting to see you happy," he teased, cupping your face gently. You felt like your eyes were going to bulge out of your skull as he leaned in.

Your moment, however, was interrupted by a victorious Montoya.

"Guess what, Ventura! I did it! I cracked that stone face like an egg, I'll tell ya! So you lost, and I won! Suck on that, pet boy!" she screamed, throwing her arms up (and subsequently sloshing the mysterious alcoholic beverage in her cup around haphazardly).

Ace chuckled, bringing you in closer to his side with an arm wrapped around your waist. "What can I say, Montoya. You won! But as you'll soon come to find, I've won a bigger prize," he said smoothly, fingergunning at the woman. In her buzzed stupor, she just shrugged and walked away.

You turned to face him, an unimpressed look on your face.

"Really? Now that was cheesy. What's next, you're gonna kiss me as the new year rings in?" you teased, pursing your lips.

Ace let out a fake laugh, pulling you in flush to his body. You looked away instinctively as he leaned in close, whispering to you as he had the day he won that foolish game.

"On the contrary, my dear, I've never been a man who likes to wait."

[stormblessed95]

Hi! It's me again 😙 this is my second time sending you a ask 🤭💜 what i wanna know is did you ever talked about run bts ep 12 i mean about jikook acting out a whole fanfiction in front of our eyes?! 😂🤭 if you have talked about it before can you post the link for me please? 🥺 hope you are having a great day! love you!

Hi!! Lol episode 12 is a trip. It's essentially throwing the members into a Cops & Robbers AU and Watching them all just flirt with each other the whole time to try and get out of trouble or otherwise 😭 the best part is rhat they did it on their own. Lol the way it's explicitly stated by the staff at the start of the episode that there is no script, its all just whatever they come up with as they play their assigned roles 😭🤣

I'd guess this was filmed sometime around the same time as the last episode for the school skits too. Either Decemeber 2016 or early January 2017. The Episode here to watch:

And the behinds for episode 12 here:

There IS SO MUCH worth talking about for every member and every duo basically in this skit. Lmao the run episode that gave way too much material to work with to fanfic writers. Lmao but I'm just going to focus on jikooks moments in the episode for this post.

JK playing the deceive and Jimin the criminal. Our first interaction comes when JK comes to take Jimin away. Lol and he does so quite aggressively. Pulling Jimin up by his collar to drag him away 🤣

When it's time for Jimins interrogation, After Jimin is acting annoying snd cute in the cell trying to get attention. Lol JK comes over to pull him out. Jimin was sitting with his legs through the bars. JK comes and slaps the inside of his thigh before Jimin climbs down. When the door opens, JK stops Jimin from running off, picks him up over his shoulder and slaps his ass. Lol and when he puts Jimin down they both kinda freeze and look at each other for a moment. Like perhaps they got a bit too into the roleplaying and like perhaps they had to remember what they were doing snd where they were before continuing on 😅🤣 both looked a little momentarily dazed there 🤭

JK interrogates Jimin for his crime of setting fire to ARMYs hearts, pulling out his am I charming photo as evidence. Lol Jimin tries to flirt his way out of trouble. Yoongi interrupts interrupts once but man the flirting just cannot stop! And I've already said they were all low key flirting with each other through this episode. But man, the VIBES were insane with jikook. Like it really seemed like they were flirting snd teasing for real and using this as a roleplaying excuse and everyone else was being a little more joking around with it 😅🙈😂 Eventually JK decides to make Jimin dance to Lie for him to reduce his sentence. Lol Jimin is CLEARLY embarrassed but does it anyway, even shooting JK some finger hearts.

For me though lmao it looks like he was just setting JKs heart on fire not just ARMYs 😅😍 Man looked entranced. His fake gun went a little loose in his grip. His hand went up to hold his heart. Lol and idk, did Jungkook even blink?? He enjoyed the show. Clearly.

They end up switching places, Jimin hit JK over the head with a book in a joking manner and totally flustered himself 😂🤣 immediately getting back up and giving up on being the detective. Lmfao the flirty vibes in their whole section is intense! At the end they show an alternate sketch to where jikook have a dance battle and then both get put into jail. 😭🤣 the fall of the detective. Lmao of which Jimin ends up escaping and leaving Jungkook in jail alone!

In the behinds we get even more goodness. Lol we see Jimin flirty calling from his cell for the detective. Truly just embracing his role 😭🤣 "detective, I'm bored. Come play with me!" "Detective, bring me food!" Lol it's the tone of voice for me! Not playing is interchangeable with hanging out, it's doesn't always have the sexual connotations it does for adults in english. But the flirty tone is flirty either way.

And we also see JK working out. Doing pushup and squats. When the camera Pans out after namjin go by before he starts squatting, we see Jimin was in the cell that whole time. Sitting in between the bars, just enjoying watching JK workout. Really just enjoying the show. Lmao I think it was a good episode for them both honestly 🤣

Like I said.... just quite the episode. The flirtatious were dialed all the way up 🤣 I still can't believe JK spanked his ass like that. I don't think they could believe right away either lmao

Thanks for the ask!! Such a good and yet weird episode. Lmao I love it

[trixree]

AHSOKA EP 1 - 2 THOUGHTS. (Hysteria, Even)

THIS WHOLE POST IS SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK YOU KNOW THE DEAL

First, out of context:

THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR THING HELL YEAH!!!! That's all

The way I am acting every time Hera is on screen... you should jail me you should put me in jail take me away officer I love her I love her I'm unwell about her

The way that every single queer person alive went "oh thank god" when hologram Ezra was like "You're like a sister to me" thank you I'm so glad we got that out of the way. Rebels!Sabine did not serve dyke for 4 seasons straight so that Ahsoka!Sabine could be a heterosexual

RYDER AZADI MY MAN!!!!! This show is for rebels fans and rebels fans only. No one else will have any idea who the fuck these people are and why I, personally, would know that voice anywhere.

Ahsoka like "Sabine was stubborn and did not listen" Ahsoka you have NEVER listened a day in your life

Lothal is the most realistic fucking star wars planet we have. This one fucking freeway right in the middle of it is the most iconic shit on this planet besides Ezra's tower and those weird smooth hill mountains. The I-10 is ubiquitous

Okay so my partner said and I won't verify this independently so take it at face value that the only other time we've heard rock music in SW is from Zeb so I fully believe Sabine's music taste is a reflection of his!!!!! and I for one love that!!!!!

That old cat is soooo cutteeeeeee omgggggg I was mad when Ahsoka did not feed him (he was waiting outside all polite like BITCH get this FREAK out of my HOUSE re: the assassin droid)

SABINE'S OPENING STANCE BEING THE ONE THAT KANAN TAUGHT HER IN "TRIALS OF THE DARK SABER" OH MY HEART

Interesting that the Darksider apprentice with the bad bob, Shin, has a padawan braid of sorts? Neato. Don't think that the Sith usually uh... do that?

MOTHERFUCKING DR. TAUB????

When that protocol droid was deadass like "Oh I saw an HK a few days ago she was a bitch" I started snapping these gay little bots deliver every time

Chopper totally chill with just wiping out an entire port city is absolutely in character and I'm so glad they've done this murderous little freak justice he did nothing but bitch and flex his little robo arms the whole time and I love that for him NEVER change Chopper NEVER change. Hera's "no I did not touch your stuff" LMFAO

The way that Sabine's hair cutting scene so perfectly mirrored Kanan's... he was with her in that moment I just love that

The way that her family is standing behind her as she takes this next step forward in her journey and life and the way that the shot is framed it almost looks like Kanan is resting his hand on her shoulder don't LOOK AT ME I'm SOBBING WAILING SCREAMING

Someone on Reddit said that "hologram Ezra sounds like the 'Buffalo wild wings has deals on deals on deals' guy from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials last fall, which is a good thing" and I think they're right and their wisdom deserves to be shared

Overall I'm delighted, pleased, and even deranged about this - I have very high hopes for the rest of the season.

[fowl-leaf]

my 2023 summary of art!

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still not consistently posting anywhere, but I like doing these. they're fun there's a lot of things i would've liked to include but had to exclude, due to not being shareable on this account. maybe i'll have more stuff next year!

this is long, so details under the cut

JANUARY silly lizard oc i generally dont do much single line hatching, so it was nice to fiddle with it this time

FEBRUARY the wittle scrunkly lizard last time i drew this one, they were an lps shitpost, so its nice to like draw them normally lol

MARCH herman is running out of time glasses axolotl but make him neon idk

APRIL fancy calico i honestly dont know whats up with the clothes, i just kinda drew whatever tbh

MAY yippie!! toontown oc! was playing ttcc w/shard and co, this is the character i ended up making i also got covid around april-march iirc so i was feeling horrid for a while (and the remaining symptoms didnt clear up till like june)

JUNE an oc i got years ago but didnt have the confidence to draw for a while lmao anyways i like her colors and shape, she's fun

JULY mandatory artfight posting this was one of the last ones i did! ocs belong to pookapooka and they were so fun to paint

idk if ill be doing artfight again tbh. ive been doing it consistently since sun vs moon but its honestly felt less fun ever since the tiktok invasion`and how ppls behavior has changed, and especially since the whole ownership thing that happened mid fight this year. (not interested in any of the alternatives ive seen either bc they have the same issues, notably worse issues, or are not furry friendly) but tbh that might just be me being disenchanted with online art spaces due to the intensifying shittification of basically everything, fucking rip

AUGUST ring but hes going to jail (again but for real this time) the staxie monthly prompt was barbie mugshots but i . . . i did this with ring and lumos and promptly forgor to do this with cakes and ale like i was planning to lmfao im actually gonna watch the barbie movie tonight, renting it so i can watch it on the big tv (didnt watch in theaters bc expensive (movie tickets are generally 15-25 bucks in my area (compared to the 5-10 in my aunt's area (renting is cheaper per person)), and they changed the chairs to these weird uncomfy pleather recliners that make my skin crawl to "justify the price raise" + i hate sitting for more than an hour i need water, bathroom, stretch, and snack breaks))

SEPTEMBER ganache went over the hedge was very busy w/projects so i did little casual art this was inspired by me comparing the over the hedge version of supermarket by ben folds (upbeat & high energy) vs the one by the clash (melancholy + commercial-induced agony) ever since then i cant stop thinking abt how much the lemon demon guy's voice sounds like the fucking clash guy sdjkhfkjsd also over the hedge was one of my favorite movies as a kid and i watched it at least 10 times before we had to return the dvd to netflix. i also regularly played the flash games on the site until i forgot about it after finding out about miniclip + notdoppler from other kids and decided to use those for flash games instead bc more options lol

OCTOBER dta img for a new oc i got, funny long neck budgie thingy busy w/projects again so little casual art had to use old mini tablet bc previous tablet was completely unusable fucking rip

NOVEMBER ganache + cactus pony, they want to know if you have any bubblegum. do you? busy w/projects again so little casual art doodle i made in heavypaint (one of the old layerless versions, i bought a lisence for it a while ago.) i got a new tablet on black friday since the mini tablet was horrible + my broken tablet was making me work very slow

DECEMBER ring in the void (this is lore accurate) or as nic put it, "fucked up twilight sparkle" lol busy w/projects + gifts so little casual art i actually sketched this w/the mini tablet, but didnt finish it up till getting the new tablet

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for reading this far, you get to see amogus.

i would've put amogus whisper on the chart but decided against it since im not done with that one yet lmao

[the-type-a]

Omg ok so like what if

Her dad was big on Nicknames for her and that’s why she never really liked them

Oop, her dad went to prison a few times before she was born and that’s why her mom wanted her to be a lawyer, to change the system for POC and to not end up like her dad

Leeching off that headcanon, I literally like to think that Courtney goes to jail atleast once after WT & she definitely cries in her mugshot lmfao

omg her mom becomes every more controlling after her dad left so that’s why Courtney just says fuck it, and applied for a reality show and goes apeshit

Oop another HC, once Courtney turned 17 she was rarely at home and just spent all her time with Duncan because she couldn’t handle her mom anymore, cue her getting a raccoon and matching tattoos with her criminal bf, her mom fainted when she seen the headlines

Despite Courtney’s dad being absent he still watched the show and did not like Duncan at ALL, he was a lil shit himself and after WT, he had to stop himself from flying to wherever tf they were and getting his hands on him

After WT Courtney reunites with her dad

I can’t believe I’m developing my own HC’s for her parents omg

These are so good!

I would love for Courtney to end up in the slammer just once BUT unfortunately that would automatically end her chances of becoming a lawyer. Although I understand why that’s a thing, I still think it’s fucked up. What if someone went to jail/prison and legitimately turned their life around. Now they want to help people who were in their situation but they can’t?? Seems a bit fucked if you ask me.

And it’s the way I have to agree and project all my own daddy issues to these HCs but it’s okay because I can laugh at myself for it 😭

Courtney 100% looks for lost causes in hopes of helping them. What she doesn’t know is she’s trying to somehow fix her dad in them. She probably has a pen pal from prison at one point. Her mom absolutely flips shit about when she finds out too.

Courtney’s dad locked up?? Can you imagine?? When everyone finds out they’d be like, “Oohhh, now I get it.” And Courtney’s just like what? What is there to get?

Him watching the show? Oooof you know he’s gripping onto those bars wanting to break every bone in Duncan’s body. Lmao I’d help him.

Imagine Duncan and her dad meeting one day. Yikes.

[generalsmemories]

Oh a fellow person who is scared of spiders! Naru, hi!

Like yeah, I agree with you, if there is spider in the room I'm out of there getting my sibling or mom to deal with it. I don't think I have had an event that made me scared of them, but God, I remember I was visiting my grandma in Vietnam, and then we decided to celebrate New Year at the Phu Quoc island, and the first thing I saw after the dinner was gigant spider, like it's legs were sooo long God... (like it was small but legs were long and thin)... I have never seen such spider back at home in Europe. I screamed so hard that my sibling ran from another floor to see what was happening, but then when my parents came, spider ran away. It was first and the last time I saw such big spider, but like, nah you know what NO MORE SPIDERS IN MY LIFE PLEASE

Sorry for rambling! Oh and may I ask, can I draw your OC? They look amazing, and I thought that if my OC met yours they would become friends

oH HELLO THERE FELLOW VIET LET'S SHAKE HANDS LMFAO-

I recently visisted Phu Quoc when I went to Vietnam to visit family back in June! Although we stayed at a pretty high end hotel and just visited the Phu Quoc jail before going to the amusement park there hehe (besides being dragged to some sort of beach club for my cousin to enjoy some laughing gas-)

Funnily enough, the most amount of insects I had to fight while in Vietnam wasn't the amount of geckos or spiders, rather it was the abnormally large fcking grasshoppers (or was it locusts-) BUT EITHER WAY THOSE WERE GIANT AND NOT A PLEASANT MEMORY

also don't be sorry for rambling! i love talking to ya'll hehe! but of course you can draw the lil pinkie, the fact you already want to draw them is already an honor tbh! while i don't have a coherent backstory for my oc i just know they showcase themselves as a very pleasant person so i bet those two would get along well if you want to tell me more about ur oc (─‿‿─)♡