#toilet bitch

[irn-bru]

my genuine reaction watching batman beat the ever loving fuck out of Jason in under the red hood when the only other batfam media I know is wayne family adventures

[shitswiftiessay]

Taylor getting cooked on reddit after fans hear TTPD leaks 🧻 🤭

“She’s throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling it a Monet”

omg GET her ass!!

[burritowitch]

Okay so i hate that the batkids are rich purely because they dont have those classic siblings experiences. So here is me putting them in those horrible situations.

*the batkids are in a hotel room with only one bathroom*

Jason: DICKHEAD get the fuck out or im gonna piss in your suitcase!

Dick, over the sound of water: I'm taking a SHOWER

Tim: AND? Hurry it up assman, I gotta brush my teeth!

Damian: I hope you all eat shit and die. I've been waiting longer than all of you.

Meanwhile, in the girls room:

Steph, barging into the bathroom: i gotta take my makeup off and brush my teeth. Deal with it.

Babs, in the bathtub: i dont even know why i try to lock the door at this point.

Cass, slipping in to use the sink: making instant mac n cheese. None for you guys.

Steph: bitch.

Cass: whore :)

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

[conceptofjoy]

.. dirk totally didnt get his first period until after leaving earth like bc of both physical and mental health. i can vividly see how it plays out in the alpha kids sesh where he flips the fuck out about it and doesnt talk to anyone for a week in a panic.

[doorknobinmyayuss]

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that we all saw two bottoms fighting for dominance via the most extra music/dance off and just went…

YUP they’re bangin 😌

Lucifer🍎

-Is shorter than my attention span. 🙃

-Probably spends 6 hours every morning on that duck-butt floofy hairstyle

-Canonically mpreg

-Just a widdle guy makin widdle ducks

-Feelin all the feelings

-Always crying (girlie same 💅)

-The origin story of religious trauma

Alastor🦌

-Legs for eternity

-Floofy ears with widdle horns

-Pure sass puns and aggressively more sass

-Mommas boy

-The man fucking squeaks like a chew toy

-Would wear his suit to a hot tub party because Looking your best is EVERYTHING

-Most definitely absolutely aggressively has (and cannot tell me otherwise) a little fluffy tail

[utilitycaster]

Not that I agree with Ludinus, but can I point out that if he did go around searching for information like a normal person, Vasselheim would have just sent someone to deal with him?

Hi anon,

I'm not sure what this is in response to? I think this might be for a post I reblogged, in which case I would recommend you confer with the OP of that post to best understand their intentions and perspective.

Anyway, you can point that out, and have, but I think Vasselheim would only pursue him if he specifically tried to steal information from Vasselheim. He could probably authorize raids on any temple within the Empire without any retaliation, he demonstrably can seize control of archaeological sites, he did straight up steal the Omen Archive from the Grim Verity and Vasselheim's specific response and motivations are unclear (were they chasing him for that, or for, you know, the giant-ass Magic Moon Antenna in the desert), and more generally he's a 900 year old archmage who could have spent the past 600 years developing an elaborate infiltration system for every single academic or religious institution in Exandria if he were willing to actually build a loyal and dedicated heist crew instead of a system of underlings who high-key fucking hate him.

I think many people vastly overestimate the reach and involvement of Vasselheim. I know I made a joke about the Dragon Vatican but actually the way religion and worship works in Exandria seems rather decentralized. Vasselheim hasn't, for example, declared war on the Dwendalian Empire for outlawing half the Prime Deities. If Ludinus physically infiltrated Vasselheim, stole stuff, and was noticed, then yeah, Vasselheim would retaliate, but that's by no means the only way to do research on the gods.

[spectral-snippets-and-drabbles]

Death Warrant!Au

When the rejuvenating, life-extending effects of ectoplasm to the dead and dying was discovered by planets across the stars, it triggered mass conflicts that left several systems obliterated beyond repair. Hundreds of Billions had migrated to the Realms in numbers that were never seen before by the residence of the dead. They had various forms of damage and disfigurement on their new forms as a result of the ectoplasm being weaponized and used on them. Their very beings were corrupted beyond repair with their minds significantly altered with highly specified obsessions.

• Peoples from the destroyed worlds being so afraid that they lashed out, ripping anything that saw them to pieces out of fear of being attacked.

A serpentine creature of the Realms eagerly stalking them and fed upon their cores to grow stronger.

• Soldiers of these races were hell-bent on continuing to fight and proceeded to attempt subjugate this dimension that was new to them. Their rage guiding them blindly as they left paths of destruction throughout the realm.

A beast, wrongly slaughtered in the early madness of an delicate fledgling world that happened to be rich with ectoplasm followed the warpath and basked in the rage.

Eventually, more creatures like them came to prominence as a result of these strange new victims. Being aspects of emotion that were born from the masses in the war.

The Ghost King during this time period could not sit idly by and watch these newly born ghosts run rampant and terrorize his kingdom. With a heavy heart and a weapon in hand, a call to arms was called and the purge of these beings began. It tooks thousands of years, but when the last corrupted ghost was destroyed, the King took to the realm of living and wiped away all traces of the Realms from the minds of the survivors with all recollections of this terrible war for ectoplasm erased from history.

As his rested his eyes one final time, before the Tyrant would cowardly claim his life, made a major, sacred declaration that all citizens was made:

• If any hostile, mutant ghosts were to be found, they were to captured and examined by the king's council to await judgement. If they are too dangerous to restrain and seek bloody violence, they are to be destroyed.

• Any scientists trying to use ectoplasm for endangering life were to be have their memories erased and put to the sword for their crimes.

• Anyone foolish enough to Defy Death using ectoplasm, the greatest violation of the laws in the infinite Realms, they were to be put to death as and immediately given their Second End.

~•~ ~•~ ~•~ ~•~ ~•~

When Pariah Dark, the Cowardly Tyrant King, is defeated and Danny fianlly takes the throne after a few centuries of training, the Observers hand him a compiled a list of names who violated these sacred laws.

They have him start with Earth and Danny's jaw hits the floor with what the charges he was seeing. He can already hear the chaos in the meeting room.

• Amanda Waller, Vandal Savage, Darkseid, Granny Goodness, a court of owls(?)...the list is long, and that's just Earth alone!

• Jack "The Goddamn Joker" Napier and a few of the more violent Rouges of Gotham are charged with Veil Destabilization.

Even Jason Peter Todd Wayne...the Red Hood!? Danny can probably work something with Jason, force him into therapy sessions (along with the whole damn family) with Jazz and a couple cleansing sessions and supplements from Frostbite...the others had to go...

The continued slaughter of the innocent, combined with the suffering they endured and the misery felt by Shades who couldn't move on was making the veil deteriorate at dangerous speeds. New pits would form across the city eventually as a result.

Lady Gotham has done everything she can to keep the madness from happening but she can't hold it back any longer. Her core is ready to shatter under the stress and is constantly in agony, but she won't abandon her knights, despite Danny's pleas to save herself.

There's a certain brigade of furry's who may or may not like this news but said brigade had no choice but to take it on the chin. They have children who Defied Death in their ranks and the Realms are not afraid to destroy anyone foolish enough to stop them.

• Lex Luther is charged with crimes against humanity. And several other violations in regards to unethical experimentation.

One sticks out to Danny.

Lex used Danny's stolen DNA from a stray core shard from the Guys in White, who he was was funding in secret, even after they were disbanded, to create a clone comprised of the Earth's resident Kryptonian, the bald bastard, and himself to kill and replace said Kryptonian...the guy who literally helps save the earth time and time again from doom.

...Yeah, Lex is undoubtedly, fucked beyond total comprehension. Anyone defending him was risking all-out war with the Infinite Realms.

But hey, at least Danny was finally having child of his own! The little tyke is only a few years old in the tube, Ellie's visits are far and in-between and Danny's status as a Halfa made him sterile and develop an embarrassingly strong case of baby fever.

He's sure the ghosts from Krypton would love to help out in raising Conner in case Kal-El wasn't really planning on being around the boy. After all, being cloned himself, Danny knows the emotional baggage that comes with being violated to this degree by your enemy.

He just hopes the guy can come around and accept the little guy...

[mari-lair]

Shout out to the way Kou goes from grabbing Mitsuba’s scarf to holding his hand

[eatmy-customjorts]

i got bored and watercolored a little teru redraw 🫶🫶 bro is looking so lovingly (at his best friend)

[tabieeee]

Chief Engineer Whistle

she/they/he/all/whatever (they have ~all~ the gender)

Whistle is well-liked by their engineering crew for their cheerful and casual personality

Though many have learned the hard way that your boss being fun doesn't mean she won't give you hell for messing around at the wrong time

They are smart about people and see through their bullshit

She likes quietly tricking or trolling folks, either to teach them a lesson, catch them on a lie, or to just plain annoy them for the fun of it

Chill & friendly

Clever & perceptive

Neglectful & overconfident

Shit at planning and organizing

Loves guns, makes guns, carries a gun. gun.

Gives nicknames to almost everyone

Cares for and embarrasses her titan in front of other people

Whistle is an expert on offense/artillery, they have a system of cables/rope setup at the Speaker base and a harness to basically Tarzan around the titan's hangar.

[foxnikki]

If it's another one, you can also comment what is, no pressure of course! I also posted a first and a second part of this poll since there's a lot of manga and anime, so if you want you can check if there's your favourite in those polls ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ

[Pt.1]

[Pt.2]

[butchdykenormallen]

rewatched season 2 today. god i missed out so bad my first watch through

[riddlesrid]

THEM♡♡

[atsoomi]

Kuroo who's incredibly good with kids because he matches their childishness and entertains their antics, and shows off how tall he is and how he can carry several of them at once; the kids are always in awe of how big and strong he is and he eats it up, turning around to you to repeat what they say with a smug grin. Kuroo who loves helping random kids because they're so small and fragile in his hands that his paternal instincts immediately kick in. Kuroo who enjoys telling his nieces and nephews stories every time he visits his sister, and tucking them into bed before he leaves. Kuroo whose hormones kick in every time he sees you carrying a baby, seeing you coo at the baby as they let out a string of angelic giggles, thinking about how much he wants to give you one of your own.

[yugitsu]

MYSTERY NO. 7 🚽🍩✨

Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun!