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mochatea-bunny · 4 months
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You said we could request again, sooooooo..
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How about this creature? :]
awe its le jack, boy?? gal? ima be real idk witch one XP but they where fun to draw ether way
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also sorry for taking so long didnt mean to take like a few days to do lol but as soon as i saw em i was so happy cuz i was getting art of my boi harvest and seeing how there both jack-o-moons thoght it be cute if they meet
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as little that i know of your jack (or harvest idk there name) id still think my harvest would talk there robotic ears off lol (hes just happy to make new friends)
also sorry if i got anything wrong or am missing anything or drew something wrong
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toonmagictunes · 26 days
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indigo6f00ff · 1 year
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toontown drama on the timeline. What
#no i will not be elaborating for the sake of my sanity#at the end of the day this is a kids game thats kept alive through community support. it is fictional and what happens in it has no bearing#on the real world. that said i am a hater so i will give my take on it#it is true that some of yall are a little sus about how yall treat cogs as more than robots or basically human while toons are just animals#not to mention like... the cogs are ubiquitously the bad guys. there isnt really any arguing about that. every manager that works at cogs#has signed up under the pretense that they will be working for this banana-company-esque corporation that will be colonizing toontown to#harvest the resources in it. we dont gotta pretend otherwise#but you know what the great thing is? theyre not real. you dont have to defend their actions like theyre real#just acknowledge its a shitty thing and then draw two of em fuckin for the 70th time who give a shit#and sure there can be nuance with like “oh the cogs are treated horribly by the company too” yeah thats sympathy i get that but that also#does not cancel out the fact that they're colonizers LMAO stories aint a game where you add up negative and positive shit a characters done#to get a better score#but yall acting absolutely silly about this. just remember that while its a game maybe try not to insinuate that you see the people being#colonized as savages while always looking for redemption for the colonizers? thxxx.#p.s. barnacle bessie was absolutely right in dropping that piano on rainmakers head. if absolutely every single interaction youve had with#people working from a company is that they try to kill you and then steal your shit#you are absolutely within your right to see some bitch walkin up to you and think#“hey this person clearly associates with that company. i dont want to be killed and have my shit stolen so i better defend myself”#literally bessie was an indigenous person who was scared of one of the colonizers... stop piling on her... gah!#anyways thats more of my life than i need spent talking about this#need to answer a phone call from the bank anyways buh-bye#(and no im not gonna be tagging this with anything relevant its sort of just a vent post tbh lmao)
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crazycarss · 2 years
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Orange Farming Simulator for Kids with Toon Vehicles Agriculture Harvest...
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I am (slowly but surely) Updating all of my OC references for artfight (and lets be honest through artfight) and now's as good a time as any to introduce you all to my over a year old ocs!
Meet Bella DuBale! The sweet, shy deer who pours her heart out to everyone she meets!
Bella DuBale is a kind, bubbly Toon who moved to Toontown after she heard about Doomsday and the Cog invasion. As friendly as she is, she has a harder time making friends with and relating to other Toons (that aren't her childhood friend Rusty Scratchenpost) due to gaining Laff slower than others and generally being more quiet and subdued.
Due to this, she lives in Donald's Dreamland, where she makes a living harvesting and experimenting with Pixie Dust. She studies and practices magic like art, and she's passionate about her creations.
Because she lives most of her life in Donald's Dreamland, she spends a lot of time close to Cashbot HQ, and interacts with Cashbots frequently. At one point, she ran even into a Number Cruncher in an alleyway...
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arcademoss · 6 months
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Grub (he/it), one of Scooter's lackeys! He's been revamped a bit to fit his current story better!! He's the big brute of Scooter's operation (Scooter runs a cult of monsters who wish to become toons). Since the only way they can (temporarily) achieve that, is by using other toons as resources, Grub is the one to mind break them and pull them apart. After all, a toon is- a toon. They can't be harmed or harvested unless their minds are broken. So he counts as one of the tormentors, or executioners, depending on if said toons survive. I've been dying to work more on this story, so sorry for the vague information! I will reveal more whenever people ask! He's free to draw!! Reblogs / interactions appreciated!
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hello-im-not-a-possum · 6 months
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Headcanons fore catnap from poppy playtime?
Tiny Toon Version:
-Is asleep most of the time and is awake in small spurts throughout the day, is mostly dragged along on adventures by friends.
-Him speaking sounds like squeaky meows that the other Smiling Critters can understand but the audience cannot.
-When he *is* awake, he gets the most extreme zoomies.
-During an intersection of Playtime co's adoption campaign and the cartoon run, lots of posters and a script was made about Dogday being adopted by Catnap's family, but for some reason the episode was never made, let alone aired.
-His home has at least three music boxes always playing in it.
-After the toy Catnap was recalled, the In-Show Catnap disappeared without fanfare or anything, which was made all the more jarring as he disappeared in the middle of Season 2.
Big Toy Version:
-Lonely, but is extremely uncomfortable being with people.
-Toy puberty was a bitch and he'll feel body dysmorphia when he's in places where it's easy for humans to move around in but hard for big body toys to.
-Never feels his actual size.
-While all of the others were 'heretics' and therefore either all needed to be killed or kept barely alive as a message, he keeps Dogday alive because his relationship with him is a lot more complex than his relationship with the other Big Body Smiling Critters. (Dogday still can't tell if him keeping him alive was done out of mercy or spite.)
-It's uncomfortable for him to stand on his hind legs but he'll do it during worship sessions anyway.
-Engages in zoomies and in his case it looks terrifying.
-His body naturally produces substances that even the Hat man would fear. Harvest his blood and drink it and you're out like a light in seconds but having the most insane nightmares ever. ...If you survive that is.
-One time he drew what he'd think he'd look like if he grew up as a human.
-He watches the Smiling Critters cartoon when he has free time, but only the season and a half that doesn't have Catnap in it.
-Tries to bury any regrets that pop up in his worship, he made his choices and its decades late to un-make them.
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chiprewington · 5 months
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How would Perry react to the override?
Genuinely one of my favorite things to think about (despite how the Override genuinely makes me distressed). Needless to say... Perry's encountered the Override. Multiple times.
In fact, the very first is just by virtue of the fact that as a Resistance Ranger, ey had to fight Chip. Great first impression, right? (Not that he remembers that.)
Perry was already a bit put on-edge by the whole concept of a "Cog with new experimental hardware" due to eir whole thing being the fact that, well, ey know at least a good bit of the ins and outs of Suit Culture, ey have ever since early on in eir career which made the whole war something of deep conflict for em. (Namely the choice to harvest parts from Suits because they're just "big dumb evil emotionless robots". alongside the fact ey didn't know ones that roamed the streets were repaired back in an HQ much like how a sad toon returns to the playground. Ey thought whole guys were dying.)
Nevertheless, to hear that a Suit was being experimented on immediately put em on guard. Ey thought this kind of thing ended at just the mutual dehumanization between the two sides, surely there wasn't anything of the sort internally, right?
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Ey survived without going sad, but mentally the toll it had made em have to clock out for a few days. This would be the incident that would lead to probably the most annoying slowburn ever.
This also isn't Perry's only tango with the Override. There's been a number of times where, after forming a bond with him, ey have been in Chip's vicinity where it's been set off (most often toons breaking in looking to fight, only to assume ey're being held captive).
Strangest of all is that it doesn't seem to recognize Perry as a toon. In cases like the above, it'll in fact mistake Perry for a Suit, and drag em into battle before declaring em a worthless asset and used as cannon fodder (which, well, sends em back to the playground sad.)
Other times, if it's just emself and that thing, it will lock eyes with em before speaking its analysis....
ENTITY DETECTED: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
...And then returning to whatever it was doing.
Perry has no clue what that means, ey just know to leave as soon as possible and take this confusion as a blessing before anything bad can happen.
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fizziepopangel · 1 year
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"You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"
(Moxxie headcanons I may never stop believing)
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Moxxie was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder shortly after he and Millie were married, hence why Millie worries about his mental health sometimes.
After the events of “Truth Seekers”, Moxie does try to better his relationship with Blitz by randomly texting and emailing him pictures and facts about horses.
He was psychologically and verbally abused by Chaz through their relationship.
Due to the events from the harvest moon festival, he is afraid of sharks.
His mother played classical music and would rock him or hum different musical numbers as she put him to bed before she disappeared. Moxxie’s love for the classical sounds  and theater numbers stayed and he feels closer to her when he plays them or watches a play he thinks she would like.
He’s picky about who he kills because half of him feels like his mother would be disappointed in him for hurting someone innocent, and the other half of him feels dangerously close to his father when he kills with little to no thought. Both of those feelings make him slightly sick.
Moxxie does drag at a bar on weekends & he kills every performance.
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He makes the best strawberry macarons.
After a serious conversation about eating disorders with Loona, Moxxie started keeping extra snacks around the office to encourage her to eat because no matter how they act toward one another, he really does consider her family and the thought of her hurting that way hurts him.
Blitz is listed as his 2nd emergency contact when he fills out all documents.
He befriended Collin (the sheep cherub) when he ran into him living on the streets in hell after he and the other cherubs were kicked out of heaven. Moxxie helped him find a place to stay and Collin is at every drag event Moxxie does to cheer him on but Moxxie is still trying to get him to participate some time.
When he and Millie have a child of their own, Moxxie goes to Blitz for parenting advice. This is the 1st time he openly admits that he’s always admired what a good dad Blitz tried to be to Loona.
As Moxxie and Loona’s friendship gets better, Loona slowly pulls him into different music genres that she listens to. He hasn’t found a favorite band, but he finds himself humming rock toons while brushing his teeth sometimes.
Moxxie was diagnosed with autism. He makes a good assassin because weapons and combat have been one of his hyper fixations since he was a child so he’s always been good working with weapons and he enjoys it.
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After the harvest moon festival, Moxxie has thought about looking into his family history in the wrath ring to see if he still has family from his mom’s side there.
Bonus:
Moxxie finds out after the events of "Spring Broken" that he is actually ¼ possum.
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toons-and-doom · 2 months
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Ichor headcannons/theories??
(This is totally not because I wanna build off my Ichor theory)
Oh snap the one thing I haven’t been thinking of-
- liquid glue like consistency- it’s light but sticky. Smells like sharpies and gasoline. It also tastes kinda sweet when eaten (don’t eat it)
- it sorta works like ink in BATIM. Its used to make 2d beings into 3d beings. Perhaps ichor is indeed the blood of gods and its harvested from the ground, which is the game takes place under ground- both so the toons aren’t seen by the greater public and so extraction is more convient
- toons are made less pure ichor, so they can safely be in contact with children and employees.
- twisted? That’s what pure ichor does to mf. Scrambles their mind and occasionally causes more… dramatic changes.
- ichor is acidic to humans. Toons are more hardy and due to being made of (somewhat) ichor they can withstand it more. But even pure ichor is deadly at one point.
- I’d imagine it took multiple attempts to get each toon right, and when the perfect one was created, the others were recycled back into the ichor by exposing them to pure ichor.
- dandy knows the process intimately well, which is perhaps why he’s responsible. He got curious about pure ichor perhaps, and thus started the operation.
- perhaps these consciousnesses melting into it gave the ichor some supernatural properties, allowing the twisted to survive what would be devastating injuries (ie, toodles cracked open head)
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violacritiques · 11 months
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There was this disney toons x hazbin helluva boss fic that made me flabbergasted since the fic claimed Belos is apparently the worse person ever that even Jesus and his angels deemed him as absolutely irredeemable over the demons of helluva/hazbin hell and I’m like how?? why?? How is Belos way worse than the likes of Stolas and many awful shitheads in helluva hazbin??
Let's look at Belos' crimes
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Stolas? Well, no one put his crimes in his wiki.
But allow me to list just a few:
Raped Blitzo (forcing him to fuck him every month so he can use the very important book so he won't lose his business)
Neglectful Father (flirted with Blitzo while Octavia was present, and didn't care how she was feeling)
Racist to imps (Refers to Blitzo as his plaything, hurts the imp workers in the castle, doesn't care about the imps in harvest moon festival)
Stolas basically raped Blitzo and somehow he's redeemable?? If I were Blitzo I would NOT trust that person ever again.
And Viv made Stella more evil than Lucifer, and Asmodeus has better morals than Valentino.
This- just-? I don't even know at this point.
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Ok now just copy paste this part, after you write your introduction: "The opinions of this blog do not represent the opinions of COGS inc. COGS inc. maintains to right to shut down the blog if the blog owner uses the blog to deface the public image of COGS inc., The Chairman, and The Chairman." And remember, the company is rolling out these ask blogs to LURE in toons, Mr. BruBot, try to get them on our side and the like. I know you have... confusing opinions on your newfound status as a high ranking threat among the resistance (before you ask, Desmond told me), but please try to keep that in mind. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP. With Love, Dana S. Charme. [OOC: Hi all!!!!!!!! yeah i decided to make a dave blog for the lols bc why not,, i prommy it wont be ALL in caps but yeah im just going fuck it we ball. only real notes are uhh sometimes i'll take breaks/i'll just kinda fall off the internet every now and then personal reasons, and im kinda new to the ask/rp blog stuff so yeah. i am a legal adult but nothing outright nsfw ok fijefiauefaeu... i'll mainly answer thru text bc Yeah XD. anyway nice to be here!!!]
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Toontown X Puzzlevision SMG4 (all i have are vauge ideas so far)
in the early days of C.O.G.S Inc: there was a 6th department ran by a cog named Puzzles and his department was all about TV programming. Puzzles was close with the other cog bosses, despite not being nearly as tall as most of them (at least, a without his special vehicle which is big actor/director chair) once he was commissioned by the VP to create a son for him. Puzzles liked making shows, but he grew tired of the same old and fairly unpopular cog shows, he wanted something more entertaining and dare he say "fun" to make, to make a perfect show for everyone. one night while exploring outside of cog territory. he quite literally bumps into a toon. at this point in time neither toon nor cog have heard of each other. but after getting to know this (as of now unnamed) toon. at one-point Puzzles suggested if they could privately make a cartoon with them, to which the toon happily agreed to. when they released their show, it was the best thing Puzzles put out in years, it even just about to get 5 stars. that is, until the chairman caught-on to what was happening. he called Puzzles and his friend to his office to explain themselves. when they got to the part where they explained who/what the toon was and where she lived. the Chairman got the bright idea to harvest this toon's town of its resources. Puzzles and the toon rejected his idea. but the chairman wasn't going to take no for an answer and a big confrontation took place, puzzles tried to explain to his boss that if one toon could improve his ratings, imagine what teamwork between toons and cogs could do. the chairman retorted that he got better ratings because he had help! by himself? he will never make the perfect show. that was the last thing puzzles heard before the room fell apart. causing the toon & Puzzles to go unconscious. The chairman left just before it all fell apart, when he came back, he promptly decided to shut down the TV department, lock away the toon and Puzzles, separately. and move forward with his plans to harvest Toontown. and that's where it ended, until now. for one reason or another, puzzles reactivated and left the storage room he was in undetected. Instead of repairing his old head, he completely cut it off in favor of using one of his old TVs for a head. it became clear Mr. Puzzles was not the cog he was before. with a more screws lose in his head and mind. he is more determined than ever to create the perfect show and get 5 stars. he's gonna use the thing that almost got him 5 stars last time. toons. he will set up genre themed adventures for them to go on. (👁🤠🕴) then he will take over C.O.G.S forcing unimposing cogs to work for him backstage and locking up any cogs who DO appose. then he will trap all the toons in Toontown in his world to play in his shows. all for his streaming service. and once he gets 5 stars, he'll make sure EVERYONE can join the fun :)
there are a few cogs who are planning to stop him. like Misty, Chip, Cathal, Thomas, Buck & Dave. hopefully they'll succeed
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mudsnapperqna · 1 year
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"For someone harboring an ex-toon, you're being awfully hypocritical with your treatment towards others. Might wanna change your tune about us hanging around..."
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"Hello Mundie, I been having suspicion about a certain toon by the name of U.N. Kani and I thought since you had an encounter with him befor calling him a "Toon" you might may have something of a lead."
[ @ask-ethan-bravecog ]
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First, I will address you, grayface. You think I'm being a hypocrite for the sake of it? There's a REASON Velma is different and there is a REASON I have her in my care. She doesn't like to talk about it, especially not after what happened that one unfortunate time with Bumblebehr... recognizing an "old friend."
...mundie?
We did not take her. She came to us, because her "fellow Toons" that she was supposed to be able to trust, and who she spared the love in her heart to help, treated her HORRIBLY. They treated her like she was a Cog, a freak for being made of metal, asking her an unsettling number of times to harvest Suits for parts like they weren't asking her the equivalent of pawing through fresh offal. And still they were ungrateful for her help.
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Velma told me everything. Can you blame her!? And can you blame me for taking her in?! She looks up to me. I'm one of the only others of her kind, barring the fact I am a Cog and she... "wasn't." She's skilled in law and combat. She's a valuable asset to our team. And... there's more about why she's different from other Toons, but that's not for me to talk about, and I'm certain if you ask her, you'll be leaving this Lawfice with plenty of bitemarks.
...
…It'll be alright Velma. We don't have to talk about it.
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A-ahem.
As for you, Ethan... Hello there. I haven't heard much from Allan's other family, if at all. Forgive us for the outburst, and also forgive me if I come off as unfamiliar, since... I am, to be frank.
Let's just say Kani and I have a history. And it is a history I do NOT care to bring up. If you truly, desperately NEED to know...? Don't trust that little freak if you know what's good for you.
That's a warning for you too, Velma.
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Toontown: Corporate Clash Recap: Barnacle Boatyard Mainline Tasks (The Office)
And now, for the final task of Barnacle Boatyard
The Office
The first step in this task is to report your findings to Barnacle Bessie:
“You’re back.”
“That’s already promising.”
“This means we can send the Barnacle Boatyard Buccaneers in to keep this wave of Cogs in check, right?”
“…No? What do you mean no?”
“AN OFFICE?”
“THE HQ OFFICERS MANAGED TO MISS AN ENTIRE OFFICE RIGHT NEXT DOOR!?”
“This is awful!”
“First off, I now have to consider hiring new officer for Anchor Avenue, but not only that, I now fear the Cogs may keep coming…”
“I need for you to stock up, be careful, and enter that office and take down whoever’s running it.”
“This is important and you’re all we got, [Toon Name].”
You now have 107 more experience, 4 more jellybeans, and an objective: take down the Land Acquisition Architect.
Previously, you would not be permitted to board the elevator (your Toon would get cold feet upon hearing the surveillance footage).
Now, your Toon and up to three others can board the elevator and face that Manager.
While the elevator is running, this music plays.
This music plays during the opening cutscene.
It starts with the Toons surveying a desk with multiple monitors, all of them surveying Barnacle Boatyard.
The Land Acquisition Architect lands behind them.
“We-ell,” he opens, “Look who wandered a little too far into the fog.”
The Toons turn around in shock to find the Manager they were sent to defeat has gotten the drop on them.
“Now, I may just give you the benefit of the doubt, and say you must be here to talk about my expansion request?” the Land Acquisition Architect suggests, “I’ve been workin’ mighty hard to get these here lands ready for development!
“No? Eghhh.”
The Manager starts pacing in frustration.
“I don’t get why y’all Toons are so headstrong against my land works!” he complains, “Workin’ on land is important for us Suits, it’s just part’a who we are!
“The resources, new jobs, a common purpose!”
The Land Acquisition Architect stomps back and forth.
“It’s great for the economy, and I do lo-o-o-o-ove the economy!” he continues, “But folks only seem to care about pollution this, zonin’ law that! Always try’na halt the advance of progress!
“You get me, don’t you Toons?”
The Toons only give confused reactions in response.
“I should have expected as little!” the Land Acquisition Architect declares as he turns to leave through the other elevator in the back of the room. “Officially, I do have to state that you are not welcome on this here land,” he continues, “I’ll give ya plenty of time to get off this property though-at least y’all have been kind enough to hear me out!”
The Manager suddenly stops.
“Wait,” he remarks, “I know you.”
The Land Acquisition Architect turns back around.
“You wouldn’t happen to know my associate down in the Central Oil District, would ya?” he asks, “Ah-ah! I do know ya! Mr. Boar has told me a long song about your attempts to stop the oil harvesting! You’re here to break my advance, eh?
“Now you’ve been passive so far Toons, so I’m gonna give y’all one last chance. Get off this here property of the Coal, Oil, and Gas Syndicate.”
The Toons laugh in the face of his ultimatum.
“Think yourself some sorta titanium tough Toon?” the Land Acquisition Architect questions as up to three Cogs land behind him. “I’ll break the very ground ya stand on!”
He punctuates that declaration by stomping his foot, and the battle begins.
Land Acquisition Architect
Honorifics: Mr.
Real Name: Alton S. Crow
Department: Boardbots
Level: 7.mgr
Position: Manager
Likes: Surveillance, Eminent domain, Repossession
Dislikes: Barren Land, Property Taxes, Delinquency
Battle Theme: Here
Max HP: 275
The Land Acquisition Architect’s head is made up of two headlights for eyes, the shovel of some kind of construction equipment for a mouth, and a small traffic cone with caution-tape wrapped around it for a hat.
While fighting him, you are subjected to the following content sync:
40 Laff soft cap (51 at Laff Cap)
Level 4 and lower gags permitted
No boss rewards allowed
He can use the following attacks.
Brain Storm: Sends a storm cloud after a single Toon to deal damage.
Eviction Notice: Throws an eviction notice at a single Toon, dealing damage if it connects.
Re-Org: Wiggles his fingers at a single Toon, sending sparkles there way. If it connects, it reorganizes the Toons head, dealing damage.
Quake: The Land Acquisition Architect jumps up and down hard enough to shake the ground, potentially dealing damage to all Toons. If it misses a Toon, it will show the Toon jumping in sync with him.
Tremor: Same basic concept as Quake, but the Land Acquisition Architect stomps in place instead.
Additionally, the Land Acquisition Architect has a pool of up to 17 Cogs to pull from, all level 3-5, including the Cogs that join him at the start.
He has the following cheat:
Ink Drain
The Land Acquisition Architect drains color from the Toons, turning them all gray. This inflicts them with the “ink drain” debuff for two rounds, decreasing the damage of their gags by 25%. He first uses it at the start of Round 2, and then uses it every 4 rounds.
He also has the following friend request rejections:
The Land Acquisition Architect looks down at you with scorn: “I DON’T CARE WHO THE TOON COUNCIL SENDS, I’M NOT PAYING MY PROPERTY TAX!”
The Land Acquisition Architect shakes his head and frowns. “I don’t think this here relationship can develop.”
The Land Acquisition Architect gives a sinister smile. “Give me the deed to your estate and it’s a deal.”
Your friend request just doesn’t seem to land.
When his HP is depleted down to 0, this music starts playing as the Land Acquisition Architect stomps his foot.
“Argh! You Toons are no better than them there earthworms!” he declares, “Y’all get in the way of my development! Y’all deny my my requests for land acquisition! And if that wasn’t enough to dot the line…
“Y’ALL CONSTANTLY BREAK IN HERE TRYN’A GET RID OF ME!”
He punctuates each of the following words by stomping the ground, each stomp bigger than the last.
“AHH!
“CURSE
“YOU!
“TOONS!”
The camera cuts to the Toons bellyflopping from the force of his tantrum, before pushing themselves back up to their feet.
“Now tell me mighty quick,” the Land Acquisition Architect continues, “is it me or is this situation very much up in the air?”
He looks down as the camera pulls out, revealing that his last tantrum broke a hole in the floor beneath the Cogs’ side of the battle.
“Oh.”
He and any surviving Cogs plummet through the hole, which then disappears.
This music plays over the victory screen as the Toons dance.
Sweetener
8 Gumballs
125 Jellybeans
800 Toon Experience (which I’ve just been calling “experience” up to this point)
After the victory screen, all Toons teleport back to the Playground.
All that’s left now is to report back to Barnacle Bessie.
“So tell me everything you can, this is important. We need to know so that we can send our best in to keep this thing stabilized.”
“Land Acquisition Architect, hmmm…?”
“This makes a lot of sense.”
“They came here and set up this office up as a way of allowing Cogs to finally get into Barnacle Boatyard…”
“In their neverending plan to acquire as much of our land as possible…”
“But… why?”
“Well, either way, we’re going to have a lot on our hands from now on.”
“But I just have to say some things to you, for everything you’ve done.”
“Thank you so much.”
“You know, even though things have been hectic here, from mere Cogs to even offices, you stepped in for all of us and exceed all of our expectations.”
“You showed me how to be a true leader, how to organize a strong team, how to plan ahead, and how to take down these Cogs.”
“Especially when a lot of us weren’t too experienced!”
“Are you sure you don’t want to stick around and take a few… hundred more Cogs down with us?”
“Maybe a few more offices too?”
“No?”
“In all seriousness, thank you.”
“You’ve brought us from a playground of terror, fright, and inexperience and watched the winds turn us into a town ready to win against these Cogs.”
“You’re capable of just about anything for us Toons. I can see it in you, [Toon Name].”
“If you ever drop by and need a partner to help use Drop on some Cogs, I’ve always got a spare minute or two.”
“But for now, I’m unfortunately going to have to let you go.”
“Flippy recently got the memo out on some extremely big plans. Things bigger than us.”
“They’ll need you.”
“You left us in a great place, now go and do more great things for others.”
“Good luck out there, [Toon Name].”
“See you around the boatyard.”
Completing this Toontask rewards you with 1605 Toon Experience, 54 Jellybeans, the “Ye Olde Toontowne” profile background, access to Barnacle Boatyard’s Kudos Board, and the ability to rematch the Land Acquisition Architect whenever you wish.
And with that, in case it wasn’t obvious, Barnacle Boatyard is complete.
Next time, we go over the FIRST Neighborhood to be created SPECIFICALLY for Corporate Clash.
See ya then.
p.s. Before I forget (because I always do), here are the Wiki pages for the Land Acquisition Architect and Duck Shuffler:
LAA
DS
That’s it, for real this time! See ya!
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Lol bet ya thought this one disappeared.
But also love the ‘up in the air’ bit.
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Can you tell me about your OCs? They look so interesting!! <3
*cracks knuckles*
So my bug OCs are part of a story I call Hello Entomo- "Entomo" being the name of the world that these anthropomorphic bugs reside in. It's a play on the word "entomology," the study of insects.
In my head, it's a 3-4 season TV cartoon that airs on Cartoon Network or Disney or Netflix or something. Or maybe it's an indie youtube series... either way it's a cartoon that develops a serialized story like a lot of toons from the 2010s do. It contains dark tones and emotional themes.
The Pitch: Sleeves, a 12 year old kid, finds themself transported into a world of walking, talking bugs! Now, they have to find a way back home.
Sleeves and their friends have weekly adventures, from stopping rogue insects causing commotion in the city, to harvesting milk from a life-size cow to be able to experience cereal again.
Sleeves is a bit of a little shit and a smartass. Their key growth is in learning boundaries, caring for others, and not being selfish.
Sleeves befriends Beatrice and Hazel first, almost as immediately as they're transported to Entomo by accidentally falling into a Fairy Ring on Earth. Beatrice, a bee, is a squadron leader under the Queen Bee, and Hazel, a moth, is a pastor's daughter. The two of them have been best friends since early childhood. They can bicker, but only because they're really comfortable with each other.
Beatrice is a hard worker to a fault, and can be cocky, but is pretty chill. Hazel is a lot more introverted, is fairly knowledgeable, and is kind and caring to those she connects with but otherwise can be cold to the public without meaning to. They are adults, and both develop a familial relationship with Sleeves over time since Sleeves needed help.
Cobalt and Marvin are friends of Beatrice and Hazel that Sleeves meets later. Cobalt is a go with the flow kind of guy, a hefty beetle that can lift anything and has a passion for cooking. He lives with his mantis boyfriend Marvin, who, while being incredibly acrobatic and trained in swordsmanship, is allergic to confrontation and has a bit of anxiety.
The main thread develops the more they explore and find out the origins of Sleeves coming here in the first place. Why are they here? Are there other humans? Why are Fairy Ring portals appearing in the human world in the first place?
All the while, a sickly invasion is developing in the background, and Sleeves is the only one who can stop it...
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