#toxic yaoi tournament

[toxic-yaoi-tournament]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 2: Hannigram (Hannibal) vs. Loustat (Interview With The Vampire series)

[dont-look-up-at-the-sky]

me, an asocial, googling 'how to make more than 1,000 friends in a day to get them to vote in a poll on tumblr' suddenly regretting all the times in my life I've made up an excuse to stay at home

[toxichomestucktournament]

Toxic Homestuck Tournament Finals

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man. If you don't think one ship is toxic, don't vote for it.

[jejushipbracket]

Is your ship JeJu? Let us know!

Sometimes you think about unhinged love. And then you realize that perhaps whoever wrote Judas and Jesus (from the bible)'s interactions was perhaps the world's most famous fujoshi and/or fudanshi. This is what that is. Not afilliated to JeJu Hater Polls who I Will Not Name.

RULES:

For a ship to be JeJu, it must fit at least one of the following criteria:

Person A betrays Person B to the point it leaves a lasting impact. Either to the person, narrative or real life.

Person B outshines Person A to the point some hatred or ill will is left behind. Maybe leads to point 1.

Person A and Person B know each other but one (or both parties) know that their relationship will not end well.

Person A and Person B are doomed to hurt one another not only in a toxic way but also in a biblical way (for example, prophecies, foreshadowing, etcetera)

Person B is literally a god and Person A is a mortal who knows that they are powerless next to B (simillar to 2).

Person A and Person B are quite literally JeJu/JeJu parallels.

If you make a really convincing point not on here on why a pair is JeJu I might add it too.

Pairings must only be queer in nature (mlm or wlw or NB/F-M-NB). Straight pairings are NOT allowed!!!!!!!

No real life people and/or avatars of real life people (VTubers, Youtubers, Band Personas a-la Daft Punk, MCYT). For the sake of this argument, the bible counts as fiction due to it's improbable nature and also because I say so. I will not argue about this.

As an addendum, arguably historic stories (mythos, old folk tales, etcetera.) are allowed as long as you can convince me about it. The RPF rule is mostly about currently alive people, people who have living relatives, and whatnot. I'll let you history majors fight it out, sure. Also don't be weird about it.

Ha//rry P////tt/er and H/zbin H/t/////el/ are not allowed in the victinities due to discourse. I will also not argue about this.

No incest or pedophilia.

Depending on submissions that's how we're going to decide the bracket size. Do be ready for any changes in the ruling depending on how it all goes! Poll is projected to end on NOVEMBER 30TH. For fun.

Amen.

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

And that wraps up our tournament!! Congratulations to Lawlight!!! And congratulations to our runner-up, Goncharov/Andrey.

Next time, we'll... hm?

What's that?

A new challenger is approaching...?

Bonus Round: Lawlight (Death Note) Vs Straight Married Couple (Real Life)

It seems this non-yaoi ship snuck into the submissions... let's see if Lawlight can take them down!

Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Lawlight propaganda

"doomed by the narrative, age gap, voyerism, sexy sexy mind games, one kills the other, insane judas and jesus parallels, incredibly homosexual foot washing scene"

Straight Married Couple propaganda

"are straight people ever happy

I know this is a yaoi tournament but consider,"

(I did consider. Don't worry, submitter. I've been gleefully awaiting the finale for this matchup.)

[mutedeclipse]

Insolent wretch.

"dont forget who you answer to."

Heres the toxic yaoi i promised, gay ass symbolism and all. It took way too long reblogs appreciated

[dsbe]

Fandom’s Most Searched Ships of 2023

Tumblr Battle Edition: Round 1

[niche-toxic-yaoi-tourney]

Niche Toxic Yaoi Tourney!

Inspired by the @toxicsludgeyaoi tournament, please go check them out as well

Submissions end 20th of December

[Please do note this is my first time running one of these, any tips or advice is apreciated]

Rules:

1] Please do not be rude to any shippers in the askbox, replies or tags.

2] No submissions will be taken through the askbox, please use the provided form.

3] Please do not submit real people or RPF.

4] Both ships from niche media and rarepairs from popular ones are allowed.

5] No OCs.

6] Maximum of 2 ships per franchise, I will run qualifiers if there are more.

Submission form here.

And most importantly, have fun!

[Also don't know what to put at the header at current, though taking suggestions!]

[fhs-event-week]

Propaganda for Redox:

Sometimes the way to resolve your trauma is to make out with the physical embodiment of said trauma when he traps you in your shared mind prison. Exposure therapy and all that, you know?

Propaganda for Fredeak:

Picture this: Eak has been tasked by Owynn to find shadows, for presumably nefarious purposes. There's a lot that's on the line if he fails- and yet, somehow, he falls in love with the shadow that he's meant to capture. Now he's stuck in a trolley problem, forced to choose between saving his new love and his two long time friends... The choice is, sadly, obvious. Doomed romance FTW.

[primoresplendens]

"Toxic yaoi"...... Isn't that just gay yuri

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Tournament Bracket

Heeey guys! It’s finally time for our next tournament! Get ready to pit all your favorite autistic anime* boys against one another~ 😈😈😈 The same rules as the autistic anime girls poll apply here, but I will reiterate them below.

*Note: I understand that the term ‘anime’ does not, semantically, apply to every character that I will allow into the poll—I am simply using the term in a general manner, because it is quick to say and widely recognized. Characters from print media (i.e. manga, manhwa, manhua), ‘anime-style’ webcomics and games/visual novels, and from non-Japanese East Asian animation like donghua and hanguk aeni are welcome as well.

No western media, unless the characters are deliberately designed in an 'anime-style’ (ex: in the past, I have allowed characters from things like DDLC). It can't be a temporary or one-off gag style-change either. It must be the series' regular artstyle. Judging this will be my subjective opinion, but I am going to be excluding animation that stylistically toes the line (sorry AtLA and VLD fans).

Don't submit Shigeo Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100. His autism swag is too powerful and iconic, so I've decided he will be the mascot of this tourney. The winner of the poll will be rewarded with a special exhibition match against Mob. 👍👍

The characters do not need to be canonically autistic. Headcanons are perfectly fine.

You can submit as many characters as you like, but do not submit the same character multiple times.

Submit characters through the designated Google form. Any sent through asks/messages/any other means will be ignored and you’ll be kindly redirected to the form. Just keeps things more organized this way.

Don't be a dick if your fav loses. Please. Let's all be civil here and have a good time. Doing tumblr polls is entirely for fun!

Definitely send propaganda for the contestants! I love hearing people infodump about their favs.

This time around, I will not make submitting propaganda a requirement on the form, but it does significantly increase your character’s chances of getting into the bracket.

I will attempt to be more selective for this poll, to avoid an enormous bracket like last time (I just have a tendency to get attached to submissions and can’t help but let in as many as I can 😅), but I won’t officially decide on the number of competitors until after submissions close.

Good luck! May the best boy win!

SUBMISSIONS OPEN NOV. 28TH – JAN. 2ND

Tagging other poll blogs below the cut.

@ultimate-anime-tournament @pinkhairswagtourney @canonmisogynyvictimstournament @gayelderstourney @generic-anime-boy-bracket @fuckablemeowmeowbattle @moon-swag-tourney @animemusicbrackets @best-transgender-character @bisexualdivorceebattle @irritable-bowel-showdown @gentle-giant-swag @transandautisticswagcompetition @transgenderswagincartoons @victimsofyaoipoll @tummy-troubles-tourney @chuunibyou-showdown @ocd-character-polls @tournament-winners-tournament @found-family-tournament @christ-figure-bracket @headachebattle @rock-swag-tournament @bestshipsmackdown @queerprotagonistshowdown @titular-twins-tournament @character-of-all-time @white-boy-bracket @ultimate-poll-tournament @autismswagsummit @transgenderautisticbracket @fuckable-old-man-battle @beefy-babe-showdown @cringefaillosersummit @homoerotic-shonen-rival-showdown @autisticgirliesbracket @emoboybattle @miku-figures-tournament @best-book-siblings @toxicoldmenyaoi @serialadoptersbracket @actually-insane-blorbo-bracket @gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat @characterswithgodsnamesbattle @most-tragic-character-tournament @toxicyuribracket @big-brother-battle-bracket @toxic-yaoi-tournament @gayest-classiclit @foreheadfaceoff @annoyingblondebracket @badass-queer-couples-battle @yuribracket @blond-jerk-tourney

[toxic-yaoi-tournament]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 1: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor The Relentless (What We Do In The Shadows) vs. Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview With The Vampire series)

[bunycube]

did a lil toxic/doomed yaoi tournament on my instagram priv and madatowa was winner..drew this in celebration 🏆great job madatowa, keep beating each other up during sex

[toxichomestucktournament]

Toxic Homestuck Tournament

Reminder this is for the ship you prefer, not the more toxic ship. They're all toxic, man.

Proproganda for Dirkhal under cut

Dirkhal: I love Lil Hal. And Dirk is also Lil Hal. So. Cool!!!!

[danmei-in-polls]

Submissions Open masterpost

Characters:

Any character tournament

Autistic headcanon bracket

Best hater

Best new MC (character whose perspective you'd want to read about canon events from)

Canonically hot character tournament

Characters who need to be put in the incinerator suggested: old palace master (svsss)

Characters with fans (as in, handheld fans) (new!)

Characters with numbers in their names suggested: shen jiu, yue qingyuan, six balls (svsss), jing beiyuan (qi ye)

Cringefail biromantic poll

Disabled Characters Showdown confirmed: wen kexing (tian ya ke, shan he ling), zhou zishu (shan he ling) suggested: hua cheng (tgcf), zhou zishu (tian ya ke), cui buqu (wushuang), xiao xingchen (mdzs), xue xian (tqks)

Favorite disabled webnovel character suggested: see the list for "Disabled Characters Showdown" above

Favorite webnovel criminal

Favorite webnovel woman

Feral MILFs

Fuckable faves

Glasses swag

Guy followed around by a Voice

Guys you'd call mommy suggested: shen qingqiu (svsss)

Horrible Man Protagonist Showdown

Hot moms in media

I'd call her sir (horny)

Most attractive fucked-up character

Most influential twink of all time (new!)

Most Meaningless Character Death

Protagonist Poll (new!)

Pure Beef Bean (as opposed to smol bean)

Smartest webnovel character

Teen character hated by fandom

They deserve more screentime

Trans webnovel character

Transmigration destination protagonists' showdown confirmed: luo binghe (svsss), baili qingmiao (dvawtk)

Ultimate bottom

Ultimate character design tournament

Ultimate shixiongfucker/shijiefucker

Ultimate top

Women with big dicks / BDE suggested: su xiyan (svsss)

Couples / ships:

Fucked-up ships

Most Divorced Couple

Toxic Old Men Yaoi

Webnovel rarepair

Groups:

Triple trouble tourney (for trios)

Other:

Best book to movie adaptation (TV shows included)

Favorite webnovel quotes

Misogynistic Media Tournament

Webnovel monster (non-humanoid) (new!)

Not tournaments:

Can they lift Thor's hammer? Could they wield Mjolnir? (different blog with same/similar theme)

Could they assemble IKEA furniture?

Could transition have saved her? (for potential transfems)

Could transition have saved them?

Do you know this ADHD character?

The Babygirl Polls

Webnovel tournaments suggestions

Would it fix them? (new!)

Would you punt them into the sun?

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Goncharov/Andrey (Goncharov) Vs Kawoshin (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

(No image provided for Goncharov/Andrey. Vote for whichever ship you like more.)

Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Goncharov/Andrey propaganda

"It's like the original toxic yaoi sludge??????? They're obsessed with eachother but they're literally enemies. It's perfect."

Kawoshin propaganda

"One of the most iconic toxic yaois. They can't both live. Either Kaworu kills Shinji and the rest of humanity, or Shinji kills Kaworu and saves the rest of humanity. Shinji is so thoroughly affected by the loss of Kaworu. He regrets it, he wants to go back and let Kaworu kill him. It's the last straw for Shinji in all honesty."