thepreciousem

[lesser-net]

This cant end well.

[ingo-ingoing-ingone]

Okay since I am probably. Gonna be the first to write about this ship, I am decreeing the pokemon ship name for Depot Agent Jackie x Depot Agent Furze to be GhostTrainShipping thank you very much

[pippersmcgee]

if theres one thing about him you have to respect its his refusal to do anything other than fuckall at his minimum wage job

[fatale-distraction]

BG3 NPC Social Media Headcanons

This is the final part, but I might do a part 4 if I get requests for other NPCs!

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Barcus - King of tutorial vids. He has tutorials for everything. He's so smart but so humble and makes things so easy to understand. Almost no selfies, but he has a few with Tav if they're dating.

Rolan - even more pretentious than Gale. They're social media rivals. Constantly making response vids to each other "well actually-ing." Lots of selfies. He's pretty and he knows it. Sibling shenanigans. Lifestyle king. Selfies with Tav if they're dating that are surprisingly sweet and tender. His siblings tease him endlessly. Lots of vomit and eggplant emojis from them. For how smart he is, he can't figure out how to delete them or block them.

Kar'niss - Horror king. Super weird content. Heavy metal and punk music. Fashion advice for drider. Anti-drow propaganda and drider advocacy. Unintelligible comments. If he's dating Tav, there's a LOT of solo Tav pics, mostly candid. He also has the advantage of 8 extra legs so he gets a lot of awesome angles for selfies. Captions are disturbingly devoted, really verging on creepy. Also a million fibre-craft videos and pictures. He goes through a sweater phase three times a year. It's strangely wholesome compared to everything else.

Raphael - OnlyFans. That's it.

Orin - body horror. Constantly being suspended for TOS violations and harassing people with weirdly sexual threats.

Gortash - Worse than Gale, Astarion, and Rolan COMBINED. MLM (multi-level marketing, you animals) mastermind.

Ketheric - exclusively passive-aggressive "parent of a no-contact child" memes.

Aylin and Isobel - That weird couple that shares social media accounts. Just the most disgustingly adorable coupley posts. Everyone hates them but is also super jealous. Power-couple goals.

Mol - She's too young to even have a social media account but somehow has one and it's a thriving online business????????????????? How?????? Go play outside.

The Emperor - Only MLM content. Occassional weird thirst traps. Mindflayer advocacy but make it toxic af.

Nere - he has one follower and its his mom.

Withers - the weirdest shit you've ever seen. All caps grandpa poster. He's the WORST at selfies. None of his pictures are in focus or centered. Constantly trashing on the Dead Three and responds to criticism with "get thee good" or some archaic bullshit.

Volo - tabloid central. Nothing he says can be trusted, yet he has a million followers who all believe his word to be gospel.

Elminster - total foodie blogger, especially cheese. He has an entire video series dedicated to cheese. Wrecks Gale at every opportunity. Shockingly good at photo-editing, will occasionally leave comments on other people's pictures of the SAME picture, but touched up better. It would be more insulting if he weren't actually really good.

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Part 1 here!

Part 2 here!

Part 4

[carpfishfacebook]

chat after i finish my two open wips what do we wanna see. i am a man of the people and if left to my own devices will create the most depressing shit and that’s probably not good for me. more info about the options below the line ! all of these will get made at some point, it’s just a matter of what i prioritize :)

cowboys: green moves to the countryside to get away from transphobic family (professor oak), buying a run-down farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. despite having no experience in renovation, green tries to fix up the house by himself, resulting in him accidentally fucking up the water. he goes to the horse ranch next door to ask for help, where he meets red.

pâtissier green: a kalosian pâtisserie opens up in pallet town, the first new business in red’s lifetime. he isn’t much for sweets, but his best friend, leaf, follows the pâtissier on instagram and really wants to go check it out. red gives in, and even though he doesn’t have a sweet tooth, he does end up finding something he likes in the form of the french twink behind the counter.

alolan honeymoon: very little plot involved, i’ve just been playing through ultra sun lately

more angst: i’ve got a couple doozies in the chamber, if this option wins i’ll give a list of further options

other ships: mostly comfortable writing mlm since i’m a gay man, some options are: appraisalshipping (adaman x volo), kbdn (raihan x leon), originshipping (wallace x steven stone), and preciousmetalshipping (silver x gold), but i’d be willing to branch out :)

[adobe-outdesign]

Wait do you headcanon Cyllene and Laventon as getting together or as both being gay? (Both are 110% wonderful, btw. In the latter case Cyllene can go with Zisu and Laventon can go with Volo and one of the guys can help Cyllene have children like she wants.)

honestly I just flip-flop between them being wlw/mlm solidarity and being a couple depending on my mood for that day

[fairymint]

Might not have been raised male, but absolutely internally raised himself as male. The reason that he didn't have a childhood transition, and i reiterate, is that he's Stupid™️because the 'egg behaviours' in his mind even back then are hilariously obvious kind of things, in hindsight.

Remember the time that he scared Volo out of the room and damn near missed getting laid by saying 'suck my dick'? Wires like that cross all the time, when you're MLM/gay.

They also present differently when it's physically harder/impossible to cry.

[volosdarling]

IDK IF I EVER EXPLAINED MY SELF SHIP W/ VOLO BUT HERE IT IS. UM FAIR WARNING ITS NOT MINDLESS FLUFF ITS COMPARABLE TO A VAMPIRE NOVEL FOR TEENS BUT LIKE WITH RELIGION AND ITS TOXIC MLM

THE ENTIRE EVENTS OF PLA HAPPEN

VOLO GOES OFF ON HIS OWN TO SULK AND CONTINUES PRETENDING TO BE A SALESMAN IN PLACES FAR FROM JUBILIFE

HES UNSTABLE & BEGGING FOR ANSWERS / SOME KIND OF SIGN THAT HE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY

HE PRAYS SO SOOO SUPER HARD FOR AN ANGEL TO GUIDE HIM BACK ONTO THE RIGHT PATH

IT DOESN'T REALLY WORK BUT A SPACE TIME DISTORTION CONVENIENTLY DISPLACES ME FROM MY Y2K SLUDGEBOY ACTIVITIES DIRECTLY INTO HIS LINE OF VISION, UNCONSCIOUS AND SLIGHTLY INJURED FROM THE ABRUPT FALL

VOLOS PSYCHOSIS DICTATES THAT IS AN ANGEL AND HIS PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED

IM CONFUSED AND NEED HIS GUIDANCE IN THIS WEIRD COLD DANGEROUS PLACE SO I STAY NEAR HIM. I COPY HIS HORRIBLE SALESMAN FACADE

OVER TIME WE GET ME TO RECALL ENOUGH SO HE LEARNS ABOUT THE TIME I COME FROM (ADMITTEDLY IT SOUNDS LIKE PARADISE COMPARED TO HISUI SO IT MAKES HIM WORSE)

ALSO WE FALL IN LOVE BECAUSE OF MY AUTISTIC CLUMSY RIZZ AND I GENUINELY ENJOY GOING ON DATES TO SCARY CAVES AND RUINS

HE TEACHES ME HOW TO WIELD POKEMON BECAUSE I'VE ONLY DONE PRE-TRAINED RENTAL ONES AT THE BATTLE FACTORY AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO CATCH A WILD ONE FOR MYSELF. BUT HE'S REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE SO HE HELPS ME CATCH A LAME WEAK ONE (SHEDINJA)

THE TERRIBLE THINGS HE DID ARE KEPT CONVENIENTLY HIDDEN FROM ME AND HE GLARES AT ANYONE WHO TALKS TO ME BECAUSE THEY NEED TO KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT

WE GET MARRIED N LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER N STUFF AND I FUCKING DIE EVENTUALLY BUT VOLO IS IMMORTAL SO HE BIDES HIS TIME WHILE MOURNING

WHETHER OR NOT I'M AN ANGEL TAKES A BACKSEAT TO HIM JUST WANTING TO BE WITH HIS HUSBAND

IN THE MEANTIME HE BECOMES A HISTORY PROF AS HE TRIES TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WHY HIS BLOODLINE GOT HIS CURSE

AS THE WORLD STARTS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE WHAT I DESCRIBED TO HIM HE STARTS LOOKING FOR ME AGAIN USING ALL THE THINGS HE LEARNED ABOUT ME

WHEN HE FINDS ME AGAIN I HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS BUT I WILL. I WILL.

AND SINCE HE FOUND ME AND THIS IS HIS LAST CHANCE HE'S SELFISHLY GONNA MAKE SURE I LIVE FOREVER TOO

[emmetrain]

"No, but what is an MLM?"

He is not going to talk. What is Volo after this time? Make Emmet admit something very personal and loving only to take it as a win. Somehow erase Emmet's self-loathing from his system? The pure evil was in front of him and Emmet was not going to--....

Well...

"OK. Imagine. There is a person on top of the organization, and people under them like a pyramid. Person A is a salesperson under the boss, and starts to sell the products to their circle, while also recruiting more people to sell said products, like person B and C. The money A makes from sales and recruitment goes to the boss with a small cut to A. The money B and C make, first goes to A, and then to the boss, with small cuts for A, B and C. Eventually, the top of pyramid gets passive income enough not to work, while all the others have to recruit more and reach out to everyone to sell their products, be it their friends or even people they no longer talked with. Just to make it even, since the bottom of the pyramid is always at loss."

"I mean... You sold products from the guild to Ingo, and Akari too, right? Maybe not the recruitment part, but the sale part sounds close to MLM. Multi-level Marketing. You should search it on your phone. Also, this was an exception for educational purposes, and I will still remain silent around you."

[a-tale-of-legends]

Believe it or not I'm very very hesitant and anxious when talking about the ships I have for my au. Both oc x canon and canon x canon, for a multitude of reasons, but! I think it would be beneficial to everyone if y'all knew what are the ships I plan to have here. I'm not going over every single one, just the ones that comes to mind. No oc x oc here only because those are the ones I'm most comfortable talking about, since it's all my canon and my characters. Putting it below cause it's gonna get kinda long.

Cheren x Lear. The fanart got to me lol. I think they're cute.

Bianca x Roxie. My personal rare pair.

Hau x Gladion. It's not immediate,in fact it pretty much takes them years to even recognize they have romantic feelings for each other( like near adulthood years). Though even before that, I think the platonic love between them is just so sweet.

Kukui x Burnett x Guzma. I think Guzma deserves all the love,okay.

Kenji x Silver. The first oc x canon on this list!

I used to plan on shipping Kiran and Barry together, but recently I'm thinking aroace Barry is the Barry I want for my au. Not sure if he's romance averse, or if he's okay with being in a relationship that focuses on it. So, again, they're in a weird limbo, but honestly I might just have them be friends. I'm only adding it to the list cause I needed to get it off my chest hgvhvgvgvcg.

Cynthia x Diantha! Battle moms! Actually, no, I think battle wine aunts are probably a better term for them.

Maybe Cyrus x Saturn? Like honestly there's so much baggage here, and I don't want to make every single reconciliation of ones past turn into a romantic subplot. I do think Saturn has/had the hots for Cyrus tho.

Sycamore x Lysandre. They make me sad :)

Lillie x Amsonia. I already talked about them here. Amsonia and Gladion are wlw mlm hostility.

Short term Alexis x Leon. Long term Leon x Raihan x Piers( unless I change my mind abt Piers but for now he's in the throuple)

Jin x Kohaku x Wally cause I said so. Old people love ( they're 30)

Miguel ( Eva's dad) x Emmet. Old man yaoi

Naomi x Marnie <3. They've always been on my mind but I wanted to focus on the non romantic relationship drama that they had ( cause it's a lot), and like some other ships,they only really start to notice these feelings until way after swsh.

Unless I say otherwise, I don't mind y'all interpreting how I write Hop and Bede as romantic. Truthfully, I actually enjoy the ship, but realistically I can only see it happening way after swsh, when they're both matured and chilled out and are actually friends. So I guess they are ambiguous in my au? Idk. Still gonna focus on their friendship in my writing tho.

Sakura x Adaman and Zero x Volo! Sakura and Adaman actually had kids :3

I don't actually have a canon ship for SV right now. Trust me, I see the potential with some characters ( Ramona and Arven, Ramona and Nemona, Arven and Giacomo, etc), but because of that, and the fact I'm indecisive as hell, there isn't a canon ship for Legendverse! SV. I will still talk about them cause I have brainrot, but nothing is really canon just yet.

Obligatory Steven x Wallace, Red x Blue , Archie x Maxie, you know it, you get it.

And yeah! That's the ships at the top of my head. There's probably loads more that I just haven't thought about or seen haha. Just wanted to be on equal footing with you guys ( and try and gain a little more confidence in speaking about it).

[mjljmj]

Mi riposerò nella burrasca

Fuggirò per sempre in fondo alla solitudine.Prenderò il volo e mi librerò verso il mare.Conoscerò il sapore delle brezze del largo.Ascolterò le forti urla delle tempeste.I flutti tumultuosi culleranno il mio sonno,e mi riposerò nella burrasca Renée VivienPh MLM

[yeehawfolk]

[Looking through Volo fics]

[Rolls up sleeves]

Guess I gotta do everything myself around here

[Sits down and writes Volo getting railed]

Excellent.

[thepokedexisgay]

Howdy howdy! Could I get some genderbun + mlm icons of Tracey and/or Volo? Thanks in advance!! 🍀

[volostan]

I looked up "appraisal" and people ship Volo with ADAMAN????? Oh that one for sure just exists for the "hawt yaoiz" lmao

The bitches interacted for like 3 seconds so they get to be shipped. They are building their castle on a sand hill ! Good for them good for them though. I wish all them a very happy comfort ship (plus we are directly benefiting from it not gonna lie)

[gray-ace-space]

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Golden Goose Sneakers Saldi Piano facile Per fare soldi al fianco di risponditori automatici

Poi rispetto al tempo avanzato e avanzato assistenza di servizio è diventato un sacco di e molto comune il termine particolare originariamente significa qualcosa di particolare poco diverso. Un secondo viaggio, se lo desideri, alla tua altra edizione collegata al dizionario, potrebbe rivelare questa definizione di guida. Ci sono opzioni in tutto Showdown per soddisfare i colleghi di famiglia o amici che non vogliono allo stesso modo snowboard o raggiungere stanco se stessi fuori. Una casetta è fatta di T-Bar Coffee, dove la tua famiglia può sbrigarsi con una tazza di pasta frolla o ogni latte e quindi un'indulgenza. Il Mountain Peak Grill di solito è un posto grande che si prenda a mangiare la colazione o il caffè. C'è spesso la posizione nell'attuale Wall Saloon, che offre birra, vino e musica dal vivo. Questi noi e le istituzioni possiamo pagare per erogare una legislazione di $ 10, 500 per dimostrarli esattamente per proteggere $ 500, mille in servizio. Molto probabilmente, non puoi ancora. Le leggi del disegno di legge potrebbero essere fatte con scappatoie verso i 'ricchi' e per ricevere una certa compagnia. Parte di questo è senza dubbio perché così sono queste persone che possiedono il controllo potenziale della maggioranza della proprietà in questo paese. E quindi non si può avanzare in anticipo chi ha fuori per investimento significativo proprietà della metropoli. Se a tutte le persone e le imprese viene probabilmente data l'intera logica giusta per cui spendere soldi in contanti (ad esempio una volta le agevolazioni fiscali) l'economia del paese si porterà all'opzione e vivrà. Ci sarebbe un'impresa con davvero milionari che sono più che felici di iniziare a farlo e che in realtà è MLM e / o forse network marketing o pubblicità. Non solo ci sono molte ricchezze che sono disposte a fare da mentore mentre ti alleni, hai un Golden Goose Superstar Uomo Saldi istema confermato e portato a termine che non fallirà mai tutta la tua famiglia se l'individuo si impegna come il tempo, lo stipendio e il tentativo di affari il business di Internet! Questo è in realtà il diverso pugno che ancora gli esperti del settore creditizio perdono di volta in volta, ma è spesso il passo che tipo di può darti un'occhiata prima del livello di questo particolare Golden Goose Sneakers Saldi fficiale finanziario in accordo con l'area di lavoratore fenomenale di fronte al mutuatario della tua famiglia con i loro particolari fornitori immobiliari. Ottieni l'intero copywriter che in genere puoi fare clic in aggiunta per unirti a una persona che mantiene una volta al mese. Dategli un appuntamento annuale perché una persona vorrà che il tuo ragazzo vada in giro con la sua compagnia personale e che non toglierà il volo alla resistenza. Una delle caratteristiche comprensibili dei milionari è che ora hanno una grande mini stima e anche loro provano a pagare nel loro. Quanto una buona parte della tua azienda ha investito nella codifica personale e nella formazione aziendale? Questo particolare finanze migliori è per investire davvero in tutto te stesso, in generale all'ingrosso Ggdb per esempio la macchina per fare soldi! Quando è stato tutto l'ultimo punto nel tempo che hai affondato nel libro, nel VCD o negli strumenti per migliorare te stesso? Ma il singolo penserebbe che un maestro fosse finito per essere una volta ogni rappresentante di vendite di auto che insegna ad 1 000 di nuovi affari chiunque ti aiuti a costruire la propria azienda usando le stelle della visione?