#went from 0-100 REAL FUCKIN QUICK

[miraiq]

in big sisters' honor.................... the landau's shall prevail

[deathskid]

📓

ok so this one is with rock band drummer!eren. basically eren is in your brother’s band and they’re in the basement practicing while you study. you tell them to stfu and they all migrate to the kitchen to eat food while you finish up. you go back downstairs and start playing with eren’s drums while they’re gone and he catches you & teaches you how to play and then fucks you on the floor<3

[screampied]

I was a Little Late for my analysis.. I DONT HAVE WORDS BUT I HAVE SO MANY WORDSSSSSSSNDKDNJSNDJWNDWHD

THE BLOWING ON THE OUSSY PART AT THE START??????? MISS MA’AM, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE FIC. (Jokes). IMA KEEP IT REAL … I HEARD THE WHISTLE LOUD N CLEAR I COULDNT HELP IT I WAS GIGGLING FOR 10 MINUTES 😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾‼️‼️ THEN HIM TALKING ABOUT MY BAWDY LIKE ITS YOURS YOU HAVE ITTTTTTT 😻😻😻

TOJI BEING MEAN AND SHIU BEING ALL SAUVE LIKE UGHHHHH…………. ALSO. THE TOJI WITH THE MEAL THING? “Best fucking meal you ever had.” 10 STARS!!! WOULD EAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHIU??????????????? PHEWWWWIEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT MAN HAD ME BITING EVERYTHING.

IDK IF YOU WERE TRYNA IMPLY SHIU AND TOJI HOOKED UP ONCE BUT THAT LINE WITH THE PECS AND THE “cmon toji, let her suck. I would too.” HELLO?? THEN THE “your tits— I mean your pecs, are fuckin huge.” AINT NO DAMN WAY. BOY BFFS FUCKING TOGETHER MAKE ME GEEK IN FICS. I NEVER RECOVER. it got me wanting that irl I SWEAR IM NOT A HOMIE HOPPER IF I WANNA JOIN THE BUNNIES ALL AT ONCEEEE ☹️☹️☹️

I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFFFF WHEN THE6 WERE HAVING THE PHONE CALL W THE SHES BUSY LIKE KFMAOOAOAOAOA then he said who tf am I listening to. GAGGED. SILENCED, MUTED IF YOU WILL. REMOTE VOLUME WENT FROM 100-0 QUICK FAST, SHARP SHARP..! IM NOT READY FOR THE CONFRONTATION. BUT IM READY FOR REREADING THIS EVERY MINUTE BC HOT DIGGITY DAWG, YOU ATE THIS UP NO CRUMBS LEFT BEHIND VEVE 😻😻😻

— pearl anon <3

PEARLY :(((((( UR SO SWEET U DONT KNOW-HOW MUCH MOTIVATION THIS GIVES ME EOFOHOHLHL IM SO HLAD U LIKED THE FIC :,)

literally i added the blowing part bc u were talking about it n it made me think hmmm i never wrote that so let me add it 🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️.

LMAOOOO the toji tits part i loved writing it then making toji a big softie baby he’s so cute. shiu’s so hot i want them both BAD.

LOLLL who knows maybe they did maybe they didn’t 🫂 RKOGOHLH THANKYOUUUU SMM ikr the ending tehe best part :P

[bitterdrops]

2023 motogp le mans recap/review

it was a fuckin race wasnt it

marco bezzecchi won the 2023 le mans motogp with a 5-second gap to 2nd place jorge martin. it was not an accident that he led the championship for a hot minute, and it's not an accident that he's now only one point away from the top again. if you send him an invitation to lead at the front, he's just, gone. kid drives. yeah, the desmosedici gp22 is eminently drivable, but c'mon, he's schooling the two current spec pramac ducatis completing the podium behind him. if bez can improve and have better bad days from this point on, he's gonna be a challenge to pecco bagnaia's championship campaign that's not pecco bagnaia. well, i guess at least it's not pecco bagnaia that took out pecco bagnaia this time around

top gun maverick vinales is very scary. both in the sense that he's very quick and he makes iffy moves. having said that! i certainly do not have enough wheel knowledge to assign blame on this occasion. i'm not being an enlightened centrist here; i'm just really that stupid. it's certainly fucking horrid that mav slapped pecco who was sat on the ground, that's poor form (it's fucking funny that they were fucking made to shake hands right away and had to be ridden on the same bike into the paddock in cabe-cabean configuration). but, was it just impossible for mav to turn his bike back to make the chicane there? he was just sat up there in the middle of the road, after making the pass on bagnaia at the first part of the chicane. pecco turned first for the over under and was just met with a faceful of aprilia. i had a silly thought in the middle of the race, just the usual anlic brain momento, "'i actually like the aerodynamic devices because you can't ride as close to each other, therefore reducing the jeopardy of the sport, and reducing half-assed passing moves; you only pass when you've got a good plan and full confidence', says me, an idiot". well. what we've got is this perilous move. and various others. i know that i sang high praises for bezzecchi up top but he didn't pass marc marquez for second place as much as walked him towards the long lap track, letting jorge martin pass both of them for second. and then he passed jorge for second proper, and then the stewards told him to drop one place, so he gave the place back to martin and then passed him back again (on that penalty: i guess making another rider go off-track is slightly more severe than "just" contact racing like marc's pass on pecco in the sprint? is this the stewards being consistent at least this weekend? i don't know. i don't think the stewards know either). all the while the true victim in all this marc marquez stayed in fourth. it's a mess. it's pretty funny

i had a thought while watching marc's incredible defensive struggle against jorge martin for second place, having been able to pass him again. seeing how he just braked better into turn one compared to martin, offsetting the pace deficit of the honda against the ducati. seeing 2020 world champion joan mir and recent multiple race winner alex rins fall of their respective hondas unceremoniously in the teens places. how did quartararo pulled off his early 2022 challenge with that yamaha? how is marc marquez pulling off this with this honda? the answer is, well, he doesn't. he drove that honda on the edge, and then it just went from 100 to 0, and he too fell, granting local johann zarco the final podium place. it's frustrating. we always wonder about how world champions would fare on midfield equipment, having to "fight for positions" again. well, at least lewis hamilton is finishing races right now

juxtapose that 100 to 0 with jack miller's cinderella shoes crumbling underneath him in real time. i heard the world feed commentator wondering whether jack miller's on management mode after slowing down and getting overtaken by bez. rofl since when does jack miller know management. early in the race i joked to myself that with all the carnage, everyone's gonna take each other out and it's gonna be augusto fernandez charging towards a cooked miller for the win. hmh. miller's pace was entirely gone by like lap 13 out of 27. and then he literally fell off. i guess that's the point of jackass, isn't it: pain

brad binder got taken out of contention (well, "contention", he started from 10th) when alex marquez touched him and made him go wide in the lap 1 carnage. and then later on in the race binder had to pass a Very struggling miller, he made that ktm go sideways like it be doing, he utterly failed, went off track and had to take a long lap penalty. horrid day for factory ktm. at least brad got to Pass Some Fucking Bikes (™motorsport101 shout out) on the sprint yesterday

luca marini almost became a legend doing a marc marquez save with his elbow on the ground, and then alex marquez unfortunately just ran into him anyway. it's comical and horrifying seeing alex trying to baby crawl out of the racing line while also sliding along it at 80kph or something. and it was just a local yellow. my f1-watching heart was quite challenged. f1 we roll out the red flag if 3 pieces of gravel got on the track

a lot of attrition in this race, with only 13 bikes finishing. and moto2 champion augusto fernandez actually just kinda survived all of it, fended off aleix espargaro, and finished fourth, making me deliriously giddy. ha, you thought i was just joking about him a few paragraphs back. that gasgas red looked really good near the front. make it happen more often

[ttte-tugscrowskullausmainblog]

I like how the questions went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' quick.

Just be patient, bois, lore isn't meant to be explained all at once. It will be revealed when necessary at the right time.

[abbybubbls]

My line of thought:

Hey, Mark's 5,000th video is coming out today! I wonder what it's gonna be!

"Everything has to end." ... Okay that title is super foreboding and anxiety inducing, what are you trying to say, Mark? You're not leaving so soon, are you? You're in your prime right now!

*a beautiful violin rendition of "Space is So Cool" starts playing* Oh...?

OH??

HOW SOON ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!

HEIST 2 IS GONNA BE IN SPACE?!?!

What a way to bamboozle us, Mark!!!

[divinesilverlove-a]

@mxrrymxdmxgcian​ said: Dhampir-f*cker

Give Maria a nickname! [Accepting!]

🙞 “SIRI HOW DO I DELETE ALL OF HUMANITY.” 🙝

[whorangecassidy]

:(

[zrikilla200]

Competitive be like...

[bright-whump]

hey you have irl nsfw blogs listed as a dni category but a fair amount of the art you reblog comes from or has attached comments from bdsm/fetish blogs and i have some honest confusion about where the boundaries are. is the difference that it’s illustration as opposed to photography? /gen

There's a near 0% chance this is actually genuine after the little friend group that bonds over harassing people the last few days, but it's not completely 0 I guess so sure, I will answer as genuine.

Is the difference that one is a drawing of a fake guy (I think almost exclusively from animes) who was created from nothing out of lines and shadowing with a digital brush, and one is a real human actual person who exists in the real world and had emotions/feelings during when this photo was taken?

Yeah.

One is "this is a drawing and consent isn't needed for them to be drawn like this nor do they, you know, actually exist or have any possibility of being hurt by being drawn like this because they have no being, they're not real" and the other is "this is a real person, I don't want to look at this because I personally am not comfortable with the fact I cannot possibly know if this very real person consented to either the act the photo is of OR of the photo being taken/posted online".

The ONLY time I'm okay with irl nsfw of anyone is when it was in a movie or tv show, when these people obviously consented to it beforehand and were 100% okay with people seeing, and even then I really don't like seeing it because it's just fuckin yucky!

I also don't like irl kink in text. It makes me extremely uncomfortable the more kinky it gets. Same reasoning. Kinky fanfic of fake characters vs a blog that talks about how they want to do shit to irl people/have those things done to them.

The exception I have to this art is ok rule (which includes written fic) is anything involving minors or kid/adult "ships", as would probably be expected, also in my DNI as "even if it's only implied" as in I instablocked an account and would again that tagged "sfw" art of cartoon characters that have never existed ever and don't even mildly look like real people with the ship name where all they were doing was standing next to each other.

But hopefully it's probably pretty obvious that I'm also not going to go through years of posts from everyone who posted + everyone who ever interacted with it to make sure no one's ever touched it who ever posted anything I don't like. I would literally never be able to reblog anything, ever, and mostly because it would just take too much time. I go through a few posts when people follow me and search key words I've learned will show up pretty quick if I want to block or not, and sometimes I click the op of art to look for other posts to reblog (like the most recent one I reblogged only reblogs anime, that I'm good with, and I queued other posts from them) but I'm not doing that to every single post I ever reblog from other whump blogs. I don't know how anyone could expect someone to, or even worse, use the content/actions of someone they don't even know to accuse them of something.

"You know the truck driver that delivered the apple you're currently eating right now to the store you bought it from went to jail for crime once right? Don't you do background checks on every single person that comes anywhere near anything you've ever bought? So you're a crime apologist? You support crime?"

Come the fuck on.

[garrothromeave]

the hell is mystreet season 6??

(warning, long post ahead)

ok so before i start this

1) ive never posted shiiiit on tumblr before so watch me suffer, im just here to talk about stuff that my friends who dont know anything about aphmau have to listen to me rant about for hours on end

2) i havent seen mystreet in like years (except season 3, i watch that frequently since im laurance and shadow knight deprived) so please bear with me because i might be completely wrong on this lol. it’s just like, pointing out things i remember

3) im sure someones already talked about this but who cares

4) im gonna do this stupid thing where i just explain myself a bit at first, if you dont want to read that just skip to the part where you see “the actual thingy:” in bold and italics 

5) mild disclaimer; i am completely aware that jessica is not a professional writer. i know that she did her best to appeal to her fans, and honestly, respect for that. while this post will come off as aggressive and probably look like hate, that’s not my intention in the slightest. it’s just... intense criticism. im sure y’all probably already know that, but yeah, just stating that anyways. i do believe that jess is doing her best, and in no way do i want to dismiss any hard work she’s done. that being said; prepare for a very strongly opinionated post.

haha watch there be 10000+ typos in this making me look like a complete dumbass

ok here we go 

one of the main reasons i stopped watching aphmau back in 2017 was the mess that was season 4. like, in the first few episodes of the emerald secret, i thought “woah!! this is kinda cool, im a sucker for mystery!” because of course i was, it was something new and something exciting. the only problem i had with it at the time was kim, but that’s just because i always found her annoying and out of place. i just didn’t understand why garroth dragged her along and honestly i still don’t to this day BUT, moving on.

anyways, as the season progressed, 13 year old me was of course just “:0!!” the entire time--that is, up until the reveal of the main villain. i remember watching the episode, seeing the reveal of ein, and then stopping. like, just for a quick break, but i was still just overwhelmingly disappointed. like, and this was the time when pdh was airing and ein just got made alpha (i think?) and i had really really liked eins character in pdh. either way, that really sucked and actually opened my eyes to a lot of things.

one of the main things bein’ the fact that this was supposed to be a slice of life kinda series that decided to take a turn to a more edgy kinda approach. which, i guess i regularly wouldnt mind? but seeing as mcd was kinda bein neglected at the time it just didnt sit right with me. BUT WHATEVER, point is i stopped watching mystreet all together at the end of season 4.

like, a whole year later my brother tells me that shit’s getting intense in season 5 + 6 of mystreet, and my brilliant self decided to give it a shot--but i refused to watch all of season 5, so i only stepped in when ein made an appearance. so whenever that was, that’s where i picked up because i didnt care enough to see 

and y’know--i honestly didn’t hate it at first. in fact, i found it oddly cool. it wasn’t enough to get me into aphmau again, but it was enough to where i was intrigued. i dont know why, but i never watched the finale, so i didnt see the ending until just a few weeks ago--but back then, i thought it was neat. looking back on it however... im just so confused. 

side note: only got back into aphmau this time around because of mcd. mainly because like, i adore the first season and the first half of the second season. and being nearly 18 now, im a lot more appreciative of plot and well-written characters n junk. 

the actual thingy:

ok back on track. imma stop spilling out my story of how i got back into aphmau, and lets just skip to what rewatching mcd made me realize of season 6′s plot and shit:

-emmalyn. how the fuck does ghost even remotely exist? if she’s emmalyn as claimed, then why have we already seen emmalyn in the mystreet universe alive? look i get that creators can do whatever they want with their stories but at the same time please provide some sort of explanation good god. and maybe they did and i just havent seen it, so if there is one--let me know. but until that day imma just sit here confused as fuck

-ok so imma just be real, the whole ‘ultima’ thing is just... not great. in my opinion, anyways. like... i saw someone mention this in another post, but if this ultima stuff was like, a really big deal, why isnt it mentioned in mcd? though i suppose since its a curse of sorts, it could be later on past the time period in which mcd takes place--but even then, how did it manage to make its way into aaron’s family bloodline? 

-WHY IS EVERYONE AT STARLIGHT ITS JUST SO CONVINIENT like what happened to this place being the most expensive shit on the planet or whatever, and how the gang happens to run into like, the werewolf trio and blaze and kai and guy and nate all of these people like god damn life doesnt WORK LIKE THAT 

-im sorry but turning people into relics? thats... thats the best you could come up with? plus, like, how does that even work? in mcd it’s established that relics are separate entitles that choose their wielder, based on a ‘personal’ connection (being a descendent of a previous wielder) or if they’re a good match personality and (i think?) moral wise. so the whole turning-people-into-relics doesnt make much sense to be honest. 

-irene really over here using her god powers to only keep her friends alive like god damn not a great god if you ask me 

-can i talk about how incredibly predictable aphmaus death was? like i just kinda sat there waiting for it to happen and when it did i literally went “haha! wonder when she’ll be revived” because god forbid we actually kill off characters 

-when aphmau + demon warlock fought in the irene dimension there was no passage of time whatsoever in the real world whiiiiiiiiich really bothers me because they fought in there for at least a few minutes

-speaking of aphmau and the demon warlocks fight does it bother anyone else that it had to be aaron who took over the fight?? like we get it hes the big protector blah blah blah but god damn it wouldve been cooler if aphmau had fought this battle as her. aaron fighting this battle was so underwhelming

-...love. like, thats the only thing thats needed to break out of a forever potion? love? LIKE YEAH, GOOD GUYS GOTTA WIN SOMEHOW, but its just so cliche and overdoneeee

-oh yeah and also when travis went bonkers and became the demon warlock or whatever, why’d he only take over katelyn and garroth?? like, zane had been influenced by the potions in the past as well? DONT GET ME WRONG--i do love some good brother edge, but uh, the demon warlock was just bein kinda a dumbass by not possessing zane too just sayin’

-can aaron please go to fucking jail for mass murder now like holy shit, he just got sent home on a fuckin boat. also why did blaze forgive him for killing him thats not even remotely realistic. then again, nothing in mystreet has ever been realistic when it comes to characters and motives and personalities, (cough katelyn being actually abusive and travis being an actual pervert) but yknow whatever

-katelyn and kawaii chan literally added nothing to the plot whatsoever. like lets be real, katelyn lost her personality the moment season 5 started and kawaii chan just kinda sits there :I

-ok im sorry this was bound to come up but cmon guys imagine laurances potential if he was in season 6 like god damn this is beyond maddening. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY REALLY COOL PARRALLEL?? IF IT WAS LAURANCE WHO SNAPPED GARROTH OUT OF HIS MIND CONTROL THING, because it would mimic laurance’s speech to get garroth to snap out of his rage in season 1, episode 100 of minecraft diaries. like how fuckin rad would that have been? missed opportunity 

-also?? why does kim/ghost know magicks?? like, if i remember correctly, emmalyn is a scholar--not someone who knew magicks. i mean, i guess research? study?? but its been established that knowing how magicks works =/= being able to use magicks. i dunno, just doesnt seem right i guess. maybe its explained, i wouldnt know (yes i know that makes me look like a dick leave me alone)

-melissa should have stayed dead. LIKE, NO, ITS NOT AS SIMPLE AS “haha it takes more than a few bullets to kill me”??? look ive got nothing wrong with melissa (cough lie cough) but yknow it would have just been cool a character... stay dead? for once? its just too fuckin cliche that shes alive god damn

-can i also just say the only good thing that came out of season 6 was travis’ dads sacrifice like damn that made me actually sad

-howww was lucinda turned into a relic. or yknow, anyone else? like im sure they explain it better in the actual show i just dont remember, but its just that easy? turning anyone into a relic? granted, a normal person wouldnt be able to produce a good relic, but idk man. IM JUST SAYING; that the only really powerful relics that aphmau should have been able to wield is the one that aaron + zane produced because shad relic and esmund relic moment. lucinda isnt even like, connected to a divine warrior. ALSO, another point, if its seriously that powerful of a relic getting one from just a magic user like lucinda, why go through the trouble? i mean i guess ofc youd want the “all powerful” one that the ultima produces but i mean damn whats the point

-ok this is just going to bother me but in one of the episodes (i think might have been in season 5 actually) where that like, guardian dude was chasing aphmau and zane and at one point they split up and the dude just chuckles at zane diverting paths and goes under his breath “youre not the important one here”, suggesting that aphmau somehow is? first of all, id argue that any ro’meave is significantly more important than aphmau was, especially not knowing much about her other than that shes with aaron. i might be missing some bits an pieces, but if i was that dude id forget about aphmau and go after zane 

-killing off derek for shock factor sucked, and i know the moment was supposed to be really sad because like “oh :( aarons dad is sacrificing himself for his son” but lets be real dereks still was a shitty father and i dont think his reasons for doing what he did was very good at all

-less about plot or more like: why the absolute fuck did the gang bring kim along instead of, oh i dont know, a life-long friend? like, laurance or dante maybe?? im sure its explained, i never saw aphmaus year or most of season 5, but god DAMN id hate to be apart of this friend group AND GOD LIKE, imagine reconnecting with an old friend who ends up getting closer to your best friends and taking priority in their lives over you (cough laurance) like god damn lol

-im just going to preface this one with: i dont remember everything that’s happened, so if im wrong i apologize in advance--but (you actually can correct me if im wrong and please do) didnt like, irene reincarnate her friends in order to give them better lives? I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE, ITS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER--however, if im correct, then:

a. why the hell would she bring back someone like zane, or gene, or ivy, etc.

b. why the hell do they all have the same exact names? first and last? again, im aware that the whole mystreet+mcd tie wasn’t originally supposed to be there, but i dont think that means such a coincidence can be excused? its just a bit much if you ask me.

c. why the hell is the fact that (as much as i literally hate this) aaron is a decedent of shad being ignored? like, you’d think that something like this would be something thats actually important, or something the demon warlock couldve taken advantage of. or are we completely erasing every other connections to divine warriors besides aphmau + irene? because even if irene did reincarnate them or do whatever it is she did, does she even have the power to sever the connections between them and their ancestors? my guess is, no.

d. speaking of irene why on earth was aphmau able to talk to/see irene, they’re literally the same person are they not? did she like, fuckin reincarnate herself without actually doing it?? BUT--i will give it to them, the demon warlock did refer to aphmau as something along the lines of being “one of the 3 parts of her broken soul” or something like that. however, my point still remains. also what are the other two did i miss that or is it never explained

now; if irene in fact did not ‘reincarnate’ her friends then please ignore that little bit right there :)

but yes, those are a few of the problems i have with season 6 off the top of my head. i would go into like, season 4 and 5 more as well, but i honestly didnt feel like it. at some point i might go into other things, like how important laurance could have been to the plot of these later seasons, or HELL, even dante. i might also go into what could have made season 4, 5, and 6 actually good--maybe... a rewrite? perhaps? but im getting too far ahead of myself, so i just leave you with this for now.

and i know that as soon as i post this 15 more things are just going to pop into my head BUT im going to try and not edit this post because why stress myself with that even more

anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk 

[fceriestcrdst]

I JUST FINISHED SEASON TWO OF WITCHER AND CAN I JUST SAY WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK?!

WHAT

W H A T

IT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKIN QUICK, JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

[nightwingvixen23]

Jason : *barges into the Lounge Room*

Jason : which one of you thot’s wants a Tarot card reading 

Dick :  wait, can you actually do that ?

Jason : I wouldn’t lie about it. come and take a seat and I’ll show ya

Dick : sure !

Jason : *laying cards out*

Damian & Tim : *peering over in quiet interest*

*Several Minutes Later*

Jason : *holding up a single card*

Dick :  . . . what’s it say ?? 

Jason : it says. . .

Dick : *wide eyes*

Jason : *slams the card down* YA BASIC !!

Damian : um, excuse you, but everyone already knows about Grayson and his apparent “basicness” you fortune telling fraud. try again

Dick : um, excuse both of you, but just what at all is “basic” about all of this ??

Tim : um, excuse you, but just what in the hell is “all of this” even referring to ??

Dick : *stands up*

Dick : oh honey . . 

Dick : *turns around*

Dick : ALL.

Dick : OF.

Dick : THIS.

Dick : *drops it like its hot*

Tim : 👀 

Damian : what in the hell--

Jason : *brain short collapsing ‘cause that ass game was just too strong for a brotha; and mother fucker, he wasn’t R E A D Y for it*

Stephanie : *been laying across the bar table this whole god damn time while artlessly drinking rum and coke*

Stephanie : what you fellas have just witnessed is what ya’ll might call: Dick Grayson Droppin’ It Low In Gotham. BUT. it also happens to be what villain’s have dubbed: The Succubus’s Mating Call Midst Hell. a stealthily manipulated “distraction before attack” move, executed with seductive ambiance and enchantment having thwarted countless of villain’s, including Black Mask, and The Dark Knight himself

Tim : 👀  👀  ❗

Damian : my father is not a villain

Stephanie : *clumsily pouring more rum with her coke* he be blurrin’ that fuckin’ line bro *squints* kiiiiinda like those lines over there in Jay’s shirt right now. . .

Tim : first of all....what did Bruce ever do that Dick even had to do all of. . .THAT

Stephanie : *gazing mysteriously into the distance*

Stephanie : *slowly twirls her glass*

Stephanie : *takes a slow sip*

Stephanie : some say it’s all just fiction. . .*holds her glass up as if musing it’s contents*. . .some don’t believe the rumor. . . .the tale of the night when Nightwing had to play The Succubus card on Batman. . .

Dick : you both know that she’s drunk off of her ass, right ?

Damian : I stopped listening to her a long time ago

Stephanie : *laughs loudly* BITCH ! i ain’t DRUNK ! this here ain’t ALCOHOL !! it’s HAPPY JUUUICEEE 

Tim : *from listening intently to hopelessly watching his girlfriend fall off the bar table*

Jason : *low key just tryna peep dat ass again tho for real for real*

Dick : stop staring at me

Jason : if I dropped a 20 would you pick it up for me ?

Dick :

Jason : would you do it for a Klondike Bar ?

Stephanie : would you do it for The Vine ?

Jason : even better 

Jason : do it for The Vine

Tim : Vine is now 6 feet under; let it rest in peace

Jason : dead or not, I want a video of that ass twerking. I wanna see it clap. c’mon Dickie Baby, throw it in a circle

Dick : what you just saw is the most ass shaking that you’re gonna ever see from me; unless you can get me out of my pants

Jason : is that a challenge sweet heart ? ‘cause....I hear a challenge

Dick :  I dunno. is it Jaybird ?

Jason : you got about a 3 second head start before I bite you in the back of the neck and feast 

Dick : you sound a bit starved

Jason : fucking famished darlin’

Dick : *leaving The Lounge Room laughing*

Jason : I’ll take that shit as an invitation.

Damian :

Tim :

Stephanie :

Jason : and THAT makes 3 seconds, as promised, you sexy bitch *jumps up from his chair* i’m ‘bout ta chow the fuck down 

Tim : . . . . .okay. . . . . .so, I don’t know about any of you all but I could have gone at least 4 life times without having to hear any of that

Damian : really ? only four ?

Tim : maybe five

Damian : how in the godawful fuck did this go from Todd insulting Grayson with an obviously fake reading of Tarot cards, to him getting laid by him ? 

Damian : *turns to Tim* tell me Drake. how. 

Tim : hell if I know. it went 0 to 100 real quick. Hey Steph, any insight ?

Stephanie : *passed the fuck out*

Tim : thank you Stephanie. I couldn’t agree more.

[potterology]

hi been following you and only realized that you like kdramas too, any recs?

omg hello hello!! this is weird I haven't gotten an ask in years lol anyways I've watched kdramas on and off for a long time so here’s a list of old/new shows that are memorable to me in no particular order~~~

1) do you like brahms?- man oh man as an introvert, this drama just slapped me with all the relatability. It has the perfect balance of melo, angst, and swoon. 10/10 would watch again just to see my bbies Kim min jae and Park Eun Bin get all heart eyes for each other :’) 

2) coffee prince- a true classic- u simply can’t call yourself a kdrama fan if u haven’t watched this one

3) misaeng- if u want fluffy, don't watch this lol it’s v realistic and painful but like..in a good way, highly recommend- acting and character development is top notch

4) because this is my first life- so so so good! one of the few dramas out there that actually do justice to both the main couple & it’s side characters!!

5) crash landing on you- I binged watch this in like a day and thank god that I started it when all the eps came out bc I would have prob dropped it since the later eps get kinda ridiculous tbh. regardless, u get chemistry! wonderful ost! hyun bin! Switzerland landscape! all chef’s kiss!!

5) reply series- I didn’t watch the second season, but the first and third are wonderful (even if my otp didn't make it in the third season.. still not over it)

6) hospital playlist- v wholesome. great friendship, fucking hilarious, ost is amazing. just an overall good show to watch

7) the secret life of my secretary- this came out like a year ago and had a bunch of ridiculous kdrama tropes which normally would make me drop a show BUT the actors had top notch chemistry and it just somehow worked. v fluffy and cute

8) my girl- I think this might be one of the first dramas I watched like waaayyy back so it’s very close to my heart. loved Lee Dong wook ever since hehehee

9) Scarlett heart ryeo- If u like to suffer like me, watch this. V painful. Don't get attached to any characters- that’s all I gotta say about this one

10) Gangnam beauty- real good, shows the crazy side of unattainable beauty standards and expectations for women in Korea (and honestly everywhere else) also if you like dramas where the male lead is just oh so smitten for the girl- this one is for u

11) extraordinary you- I recently just watched this as my “distraction drama” while waiting for new dylb episodes but ended up binging anyways bc its so funny and cute??? Like I love how they make fun of drama tropes so much it’s literally such a fresh plot line and the actress is great!! I feel like it’s hard to pull off her character but she balanced the aegyo/ bubblehead/ sympathetic character so well that it didn’t come off as annoying. V recommended

12) the idle mermaid- okay so from what I remember they cancelled this one so the ending was v abrupt but this drama was actually so good during its run!! I’m still pissed the episodes were cut down bc the storyline literally went from 0-100 real quick- but not in a good storytelling way lol. it had so much potential but I don’t think it got enough views or something so tvn said bye byeeee

13) suspicious partner- this is prob the only one on this list that I truly loved in the first half but dropped by like ep 14?? ji chang wook and nam ji hyun’s chemistry was simply radiating off the screen but the story line just kinda got mehhh by the end for me tbh and I ended up reading the recaps to see what happened in the end...I watched this as the episodes were coming out so if I was able to binge watch I would have prob finished it. regardless, the first 3/4 of this drama is truly superb, thus I’m gonna add it on the list

UPDATE: 2020 got me quarantined and watching so much kdramas- here’s more

14) Uncanny Counter- no romantic plot but my god this show is so good and action packed and heartwarming

15) Into the Ring- I did not hear about this drama at all when it was airing which is such a shame!!!! I saw a YouTube fan made video of it and got curious and my god this show is so fuckin good!!! The balance of comedy, politics and romance was superb. Gong and Sera are prob one of the best romantic couples in kdrama land. They got together pretty early to kdrama standards and normally you’d expect there to be a subplot where they’d break up or some shit but the writers said nah and we luv to see it :)) so many small intimate and mundane moments between our couple making my heart melt and all. If u like soft bois this one is for you!!!! Want a gong myself :’)

I got lots more so will update this post as I go but those are just ones I can name at the top of my head right now!!!

[writingsbychlo]

(Spoiler alert of RAYH) The scene of the almost kiss on the beach when the seagulls interrupted, GIRL I COULD FEEL THE SECOND MITCH HAD A STROKE WHEN THE READER JUMPS BC OF THOSE FUCKING BIRDS OMG u r so mean I love it

he fuckin’ panicked, his danger mode went from 0-100 real quick. I had to have some kind of interruption, though. a beach first kiss at sunset is too easy, I had to make y’all work for it a little more. besides, are you telling me you didn’t like when it actually happened more?

[whatissleepeven]

I started Lesson 28 and I'm laughing at the beginning part (Levi went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' quick) but I don't know what happens next and if it'll sucker-punch me right in the gut like previous Lessons have done to me (looking at you Lesson 25) so here have a hungry Beel