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does anyone else wish u could regenerate but not change and not use up a regeneration. just like do a hard reboot
#i'm gonna call myself The Sufferer
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what is it even like to not be a time lord do you like get impaled by rebar at 45 years old and just die. couldn't be me
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_____👶 timelordtoddler Follow
_____playing with a roentgen radioactive brick in the nursery rn
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i love this website because its the only place you can say you have interfered with the natural flow of time and you won't get investigated by the CIA
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who up lording they time
#no I don’t need to add any extra tags thanks I trust my audience will find it
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I was skipping school hanging out in a clearing and some guy exited a portal from a CONFESSION DIAL 😭 and he was like “Go to the city. Find someone important. Tell them I’m back. Tell them, they know what they did. And I’m on my way. And if they ask you who I am, tell them ‘I came the long way round’” 😭😭😭 what the hell
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if you have a fetish for people being born through bodily reproductive systems KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!! nobody needs to see that on their dash
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__Ok Puriteen you need to get on my level. sexualize looms OR ELSE!!!!!
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the high council of gallifrey: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the timeless child” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some pre-Hartnell doctors
My buddy the Master pacing: the Time Lords are lying to us
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I heard some kid crying himself to sleep in a cabin. COULD not be me
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Went to a museum today! I saw a lot of really cool stuff but something I couldn’t stop thinking about was this horrifically busted up Type 40 TARDIS that literally looked like it was held together with duct tape, chewed gum and prayers 😵‍💫😵‍💫 girl kill that thing I’m so sorry….
#i think it was even still alive. please put it out of its misery for the love of rassilon
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Bruh my best friend and I tried to play a prank on my brother but it went wrong and he hit his head so badly he REGENERATED i need to go into hiding
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Who am I
#please for the love of god help me
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Koschei and I skipped school today and went stargazing. We agreed to visit every single one together when we leave this stupid planet. I love them so much. We're going to be together forever.
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💭 siblingofkarn Follow
Why do I keep having nightmares about Gallifrey being destroyed in like 5 different ways, that could literally never happen
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I literally hate children soooo much like today some ninety year old tried to speak to me. KILL YOURSELF THIRTEEN TIMES ‼️
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👽 cheapandnastytraveltime Follow
For a Time Lord I have such a bad sense of time. if chamelon arches were real i would make myself literally any other species
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😍 starstartwinkletwinkle Follow
I have to stare into the untempered schism tomorrow. Any advice?
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nouvellevqgue · 9 months
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✦ PICTURE ME NAKED, L. HAMILTON
💭: everybody loves him and his talent. and of course, the fans love his talent in capturing his girlfriend's moments every time.
‼️: her face claim is taylor russell, age gaps (reader is 27), lovesick lewis, supportive fan, no bad fan behavior here bcs we only want some peace, some curse words.
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lewishamilton no tag?
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igotlovestruck · 1 year
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mr lover [ ben chilwell ]
— right where you left lover girl sequel, this takes place two years later!
[ 𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 ] — ben chilwell x singer!reader . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ 🫂 °.   *
[ 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗦 & 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ] — romance, mentions pregnancy, google translated french . ⊹ ✶ ㄔ ℹ️ °.   *
࣪˖ 💭 .. 𝗘𝗬𝗔’𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘�� ⌕ clearing my drafts again 😵‍💫 if you ask me, i’m obsessed with singer!reader fics lol
this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © httpsuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.
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benchilwell once i get back home, i will take my title back
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yourusername we’re getting him a human in a few months 🙈
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user several chapters missed but i’m glad to see you so happy y/n 🥹
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hotdamnhunnam · 3 days
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So listen…I have to ask you this: what is the general consensus about Charlie’s dick? Like in terms of size 🤔 He called himself “12 inch cock Billy”, do you think he was for real?
Also, the fact that I am asking you this absolutely shameless question should tell you all you need to know about how awesome I find you and your writing 😂🥹💖💖💖
Hiiiii so firstly, I love this ask SO MUCH and I love that you asked it of me, and your kind words about me and my writing mean a ton to me 🥹💖
As to your monumentally important question…
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lolol in seriousness, I’m not sure if I can really answer as to what is the general consensus, BUT I can definitely answer as to my personal thoughts. Because I’ve thought about it A LOT. 😵‍💫💭
As you noted Charlie did indeed once call himself 12-inch cock Billy… yet my sense is that he was probably just being playful and silly? 🙃
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And honestly, no one could ever blame him for flaunting his serious big dick energy with a bit of hilarious big dick hyperbole 😛
Although the thought of 12 inches is delicious, exaggeration aside I think the most plausible hypothesis is 8 inches, and my evidence is this:
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I mean whyyy would he casually mention that number if that’s not the actual size of it right?! 🤔 It’s a question worth pondering all day and night… and I’d give anything for the chance to do some firsthand fucking research in his pants, all in the name of science, ughhh Sir must know that we Hunnam hoes are curious as fuck!!! 👀
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Thank you for cumming coming to my ted talk on the world’s most sacred cock. 🙏🍆✨
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joohanisms · 1 year
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Do you have any headcanons for pegging Jun han. I want him so bad 😵‍💫
OHHH BOIIII . DO I . DO I HAVE PEGGING JUN HCS.
edit: sooo this nearly turned out to be an oneshot. hope you like it either way <3 (i Loved writing it, thanks for the request!!)
junhan + pegging thoughts 💭💫
cw: smut, fluff kinda?, pegging duh, usage of "good boy", strap-on (+ mention of other toys), first time bottoming, the slightest bit of crying (/pos), a single hickey,
wc: 2,7k
minors dni
so. he suggested it first
after he came across some confirmations that both of you would enjoy it. two of those being:
the time he was shuffling through your ~toy box~ for a vibrator and happened to find a strap on. he immediately turned scarlet, making you worry for a second
"baby, are you okay? do you want to stop?"
"no, i just... uh, you have a strap on?" he lifted the harness out of the box, his statement sounding more like a question.
"oh yeah :-) can you please get the purple vibrator though? we don't have all day >:-("
he very soon forgot about it, until the time your fingers went too low during a blowjob and he nearly jumped out of his skin (and came) at the same time.
"you okay?" "yeah, it's just. um. you're nearly in my ass?"
you furrow your brow, letting his cock rest against your cheek, "do you not like it? i'm sorry, i got kinda carried aw–"
"no, i mean, it's not that, i– i'm only surprised, i guess?" his quick hands on your face and his rushed reasoning makes you smirk. "what, never had anyone near it?" his cock twitches when he feels you stroking his perineum lightly, and you file the information somewhere in your brain. hyeongjun's face and neck are so red you decide to take pity on him, "i'm just joking, babe. do you want me to go back to sucking you off? no ass stuff, i swear." he chuckles, mumbling a yeah, and feeds his cock back into your mouth.
after those moments, he finds himself thinking way too much about it. the feeling of your fingertips on him, the harness stashed away in your bedroom, the dildos he knows you have, the time he got drunk with his friends and had to suffer through jooyeon's retelling of how he got fucked in the ass and how good it felt... the list goes on
but he never really mentioned it to you
so when you're watching tv on your couch and suddenly you have a lapful of your lanky boyfriend, burying his face in your neck and going "can i ask you something?" you're very surprised, to say the least
"what's up, jun?" you wrap your arms around him, softly running your fingers up and down his back. he takes a deep breath, and you can feel as much as hear his words against your neck: "would you peg me?"
the butterflies in your tummy turned into full on birds. you have a whole ass pigeon in your stomach
"is– is that something you'd like?" you stutter a bit, your head going haywire.
"if i didn't, i wouldn't be asking." his shoulders shook lightly as he laughed. "would you do it, though?"
you catch yourself a second before saying "duh??? ofc", and tells him a much more appropriate "of course, baby. whenever you want."
you run your hand through his dark hair, and he relaxes completely against you.
"mhm," he gets comfortable on your lap, "not today though. gathering up the courage to ask you made me tired. nap?"
and so the subject dies down for a while. until you're both shirtless on your bed, letting him kiss you silly.
"baby," hyeongjun starts, fiddling with the buttons on your pants, "do you want to fuck me in the ass?"
??? DUH
"are you sure? i don't want to pressure you." you whisper, holding his face in your hands lovingly.
"i wouldn't have asked if i wasn't," he smiles softly, and you melt.
he definitely notices how eager you are, if the way you immediately get off the bed to fetch the ~supplies~
the harness and a half empty bottle of lube are thrown into the bed. hyeongjun's cheeks are flaming red.
"uh, you wanna choose the dildo? i have a few," you look down at the box in your hands, trying to figure out which one he'd like more.
"oh. uhh. the smallest?" he nearly regrets asking for this whole thing fr
and so, a sparkly pastel pink dildo joins the harness.
you climb back on the bed, straddling him
his hands are creeping towards your bra when you very helpfully ask, "are you clean?"
he chokes on air poor thing
"of course i am! who do you take me for??" he reaches for your discarded shirt and throws it in your face out of sheer embarassment.
he didn't browse half of wikihow for nothing ffs
"i'm just making sure!" you put your hands up in defeat, not being able to supress a chuckle at his frustration.
"stop embarassing me and start fucking me, for the love of god!" he pouts, knees towards his chest and his face in his hands :-(
you have half a mind to tease him with a "not into humiliation, then?" but you take pity on his poor soul
"i'm sorry, baby." you kiss the back of his hands, in hopes that he'll stop hiding. "one last question, though."
he peeks at you behind his long fingers, "fine. what."
"are you going to be a good boy for me?"
now, you can hear him whimper.
you straddle him, gently pulling his hands away from his pretty face. "you like that? you'll be my good boy?"
he nods, and the room feels stifling with warmth again. you can't help but kiss him hungrily, running your hands across his naked shoulders.
by the time you pull apart, you've taken off his pants, leaving him in his boxers while you've only lost the shirt. it gives you a power rush, being almost fully dressed, on top of him, and knowing what comes next.
hyeongjun looks delectable. the rosy hue of his cheeks, the small pants coming from his kiss-bitten mouth, the expanse of warm skin... all for you to touch, all for you to love.
you settle your hands on his narrow hips, squeezing lightly. "can i take those off?"
he nods, following with a "yes, please". so polite.
and so, he's completely naked, hard and leaking against his tummy. you want nothing more than to wrap your mouth around his cock – and so you do.
his hands fly to your hair, trying to ground himself as you suckle on the head, tasting his precum. he whines when you sink a little further, letting his weight rest on your tongue and holding his cock firmly by the base. sneaky, your other thumb finds its way to his perineum, not too different from the first time you accidentally put the thought of ass play in his head.
he starts to shake slightly, and you know you have to get this show on the road before he cums down your throat. you let him go with a pop, gently caressing the top of thighs,
"get on your hands and knees for me?"
he mumbles a "yeah", and you leave him to get comfortable while you look for the lube in the crumpled sheets.
he's SUCH a good boy omg.
you turn to him and he's propped up on his elbows, watching you. he smiles softly when you catch him, adverting his gaze.
you squeeze some lube on your fingers, trying to warm it up a bit. your other hand glides along his spine in a comforting motion. "can i start?"
"please."
he shudders when you press a finger to his rim. the moment your fingertip enters him, you're rewarded with a whimper. you pet his thighs in an attempt to soothe him – you know he needs to adjust to the intrusion, so you let him do so, pressing kisses to his back.
it doesn't take too long before he starts getting antsy, trying to push himself back on your finger. you move, and his head hangs.
he's panting, and soon he very softly says, "add another, p- please?"
who are you to deny him?
after properly letting him adjust to the two fingers in his hole, you begin moving around, looking for the spot that will hopefully make him see stars. when you realize, his face is stuffed into the pillows, muffling his whimpers. his legs are shaking, barely holding him up, and his walls are clenching down on your fingers.
you consider adding a third finger – just to be safe – but hyeongjun said he wanted a fuck, and the dildo chosen is not very big; it's very begginer-level. he's stretched enough.
you slowly pull out, draping your body over him to kiss the back of his neck. he whines, but you're quick to turn his face towards you and kiss him deeply, swallowing his complaints.
your jeans are grazing the back of his legs, and he suddenly realizes just how vulnerable he is – naked, ass up, lube running down the inside of his thighs... god, he wants to hide.
he buries his face back on the pillows, and you can't help but worry a little.
"jun? are you okay, baby? do you need anything?" you climb off of him, laying by his side.
he's quick to mumble an unconvincing "i'm okay," finally stretching his knees to rest his stomach on the mattress. he startles a little as his cock comes in contact with the bed. "c-can i... uh, can you..."
you touch his cheek, urging him to stop hiding his pretty face. he turns to you, gives you an once over and settles your heart:
"can you take off your pants?"
you have to chuckle. you were so scared you did something wrong, while he just feels a little too naked. "of course, baby."
while you shimmy out of your jeans, he turns to lay on his back, looking intently at the harness thrown to the side.
laying down beside him again, you peck him on the lips, once, twice, and looks at him adoringly. "do you want to go on? we don't have to if you don't."
he pulls you onto his hips, straddling him once again, and smiles.
"i do. i want it."
mirroring his smile, you brush away the sweaty strands of hair on his forehead. "how do you want it? i'll do whatever you want, just ask."
"can we stay like this?" his cheeks color red, his hands softly coming to rest on your shoulders.
"of course. anything else?" you lean in, nuzzling his neck. he smells like faint cologne, sweat, and what you can only classify as him.
"take off your bra?" he giggles, sneaking his hands under the straps.
laughing along, you kiss him again, guiding him to the clasp.
once your titties are freed – and hyeongjun had not only traced his mouth over them but also given you a hickey on the top of your right boob – he sneaks another glance to the harness and dildo.
you catch the hint, and puts both on, his eyes never leaving you. when you're finally ready, lube in hand after slicking up the dildo, he's bright red again. you decide against playfully asking him if he likes the view; the way his eyes are shining and looking at you with utter adoration are enough of an answer.
"ready?" you ask, holding his legs by the knees, (much like he does with you <3)
"yes."
you lightly press the tip of the silicone against his rim, and squirts some more lube directly on his hole. no such thing as being too safe, i guess. plus the legitimate squeal he let escape his lips at the cold substance hitting his skin was pretty much a reward.
you push into him very slowly, not wanting to rush and hurt him. you thank the gods for the chosen missionary position, as you can see every shift in his expression.
his brows are furrowed, his mouth is open, his hands are on your shoulders, his hair is a mess of dark, sweaty strands and his eyes are closed shut.
once you bottom out, he already looks fucked out.
you cup his face, "good?" he nods, not trusting his voice.
quite an useless thought, since as you've barely finished uttering the words "tell me when to move," he's already squeaking out a "move, please."
and so you do
you start thrusting in a decent pace – not too fast to hurt him, not too slow to make him go insane – and soon you're punching little moans out of him.
his hands splay across your shoulder blades, nearly covering those with the delicious size of them. he wants to pull you closer, you can tell by the way he's almost making puppy eyes at you.
keeping the pace, you bend his legs towards his chest. the angle changes, and by the looks of it, you're hitting his prostate dead-on. his head is thrown back, before you release one of his knees to tangle your fingers in the back of his head, pulling him into a kiss that's more him panting in your mouth and you swallowing every sound he makes. his leg is in the position you left it in and you don't have enough free braincells – they're mostly going insane about how hot the whole situation is – to keep a brain-to-mouth filter, so you can't stop the "good boy" that's being whispered against his lips.
he whimpers.
his hands are no longer on your back; his left hand grasps the leg you released to keep it in position, and the right desperately snatches the hand still on his other knee, intertwining your fingers.
you pin your joined hands to the mattress beside his head. at this point, your thrusts have become faster, and hyeongjun's mouth can't produce any words except for the ocasional trembly "baby" and "please".
he looks close to cumming – hell, he's BEEN looking close to cumming.
you squeeze his hand, your other hand leaving his hair to jerk him off in the fastest pace you can, and delivers what's apparently the killing blow:
"my good boy, my hyeongjunie, my baby."
his back arches, his lips open in a sob and he's covering your hand in white.
you bury your face in his neck the best you can, helping him ride out his orgasm by slowing your hands and hips.
by the time he's calmed down and his hand is clutching your wrist to stop in overstimulation, you lift your head and see little tear tracks glistening on his skin.
you pull out, immediately kissing him deeply while he clings to you the best he can with his tired limbs.
you carefully wipe the wetness around his eyes with your clean hand, and he's looking at you like god sent you himself.
"was it good?" you whisper, cupping his cheek and already knowing the answer.
he only chuckles breathlessly, nodding with conviction.
you peck his lips again, detangling yourself from him, "i'm going to get something to clean you up with. i'll be right back, don't move."
you come back somewhat clean, with a damp towel and a bottle of water, to see hyeongjun in the exact same position you left him in
after wiping the lube and the sweat + making him drink some water + fetching him some boxers (as per his request) + assessing the state of your sheets, you finally lie down to cuddle.
your limbs are tangled, his face is pressed to your chest, and you're talking in hushed tones.
"was it actually good though? nothing bothered you?"
"it was perfect. i'd have no one else take my ass virginity."
"you're stupid, you know that?"
"mhm, but you said i was a good boy, so..."
"that was a great discovery by the way. next time, we're getting you a tail plug."
"a what?"
+ bonus:
"a tail plug, you know. to go with the good boy kink."
"baby, please shut the fuck up." he laughs, shifting in the mess of limbs. he slots his leg between yours, and has a terrible insight. "you didn't cum."
you pet his hair, pressing your lips to his forehead, "it's fine. today was about you and what you call your 'ass virginity'."
"no. i'm not leaving you hanging." he hooks his fingers on your underwear, "sit on my face, come on."
"baby, i'm okay, i swear. you don't have to–"
"you're so wet i can feel it on my leg. who do you take me for?"
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sillysystems · 2 months
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Silly system culture is reenacting memes we like while Cocon/Backseating.
L: i wonder what i taste like...
A: i can help with that
L💭: she's going to kiss me??? 🫣🫨😵‍💫😶‍🌫️
A💭: i'm going to bite her so hard ☺️
R: You people are dogs, we share the same thoughts. Why are you two like this?
(Also can any of y'all tell the difference between like talking internally vs just thinking? Are we crazy for thinking there's a difference? Also doing stuff like this without building a "place"... is that still Headspace or just an internal dialogue? 🤔)
Also can we claim 🐯😵‍💫? If not ig 💐😵‍💫 could work?
Recreating memes in co con, co front or like that is so funny and silly, we actually do it sometimes and it's fun
And obviously there are the alters that are pissy about us being dumb and silly lmao
(We can tell the difference, it feels different so it is, idk how common this is but I've seen plenty people say it so ig you're not alone in that. And it can be both just internal dialogue or a headspace, that's a more you guys thing to discover)
(Actually you can claim both, but the first one isn't claimed so i'm gonna put the first!)
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*Inspired by an episode of LPS*
Stefany 2018 and Leo 2018: *Sitting on the rug and watching TV*
Stefany 2018: *Leans on Leo's shoulder* Ah, today is such a nice spring day, Lee🥰💖💘🩷💞
Leo 2018: Yeah, my kitty, how about we take a walk to the underground city?😘😁💗💝💕
Candy 2018: *Lies on Raph's lap and reads something on her phone* Are you sure this is a good idea?🤨 Have you forgotten what happened the last time you encountered Lenny from the Mud Dogs?😕😟
Leo 2018: *Rubs leg* Oh, don't remind me of that, Candys..😖😒
Stefany 2018: I remember that you fought very bravely that time, little turtle😍☺💗💞🩷 But Candy is right, let's choose the more safest place to walk😅💝💖💕
Leo 2018: I have already found a suitable option for the two of us😃💡💓❤💞 A park for couples in love has recently opened in the underground city😉😏🌳💗💖💞 I am sure that there are no criminals there and cannot be😌🥰💝💘❣️💕
Stefany 2018: Wow, that sounds grate, Leo😄😍💘❤💗💕 *Hugs Leo's neck* I think we can actually go there for a walk😘💘💗💝💞 *Kisses Leo on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💋💕💖🩷
Cassandra: *Runs into the lair* Guys, there's an emergency!😨💦 *Looks at Leo and Stefany kissing* ...Oh, come on, you can take a break at least for a while🙄😑
Stefany 2018: What happened, Casey?��🤨 You look very worried😟
Cassandra: Guys, you know that I was detained at school today😓🏫 And there I noticed that some students began to go crazy!😱
Stefany 2018: What do you mean 'students started going crazy'?🤨 Were they hypnotized again?😰📱😵‍💫
Cassandra: Well, they started to fall in love😳😓
Leo 2018: Huh, well that's ok because it's spring🤔😁💐🌷🌼
Cassandra: You don't understand what I'm talking about, Nardo!🙄😡 Even those students who had previously been very lonely and believed that they did not need love began to fall in love😤 When I asked one of my most unsociable friends when she fell in love, she told me that it happened five minutes ago, when she heard music behind her, turned around and...😳 well, sort of, met the guy of her dreams..😓 And it happened to almost everyone I met, they all heard strange music😠🎶
Candy 2018: So you think some music makes people fall in love?🤔🤨🎶
Raph 2018: *Hugs Candy and rubs his cheek against her* Aaaw, how cute, there must be a secret cupid walking around the city somewhere~😄🥰👼🏹💓💖💘💞
Cassandra: This is not the least bit cute, Raph, I'm sure this is someone's nefarious plan!😠😤 We need to catch this secret cupid as soon as possible and...😡 And tell him to stop making people fall in love😐😒
Stefany 2018: Sis, it seems to me that you are just jealous of other people’s happiness..😕 I don’t understand what’s evil about people falling in love🤨🥺💗💕💖💝
Donnie 2018: *Walks into the living room with April* Anyway, I think it will be interesting to find out who this secret cupid is🤔😄👼🏹
Cassandra: Ha, you two will help me!😆 You will pretend to be lonely losers to lure in Cupid and then we'll get him!😈
Leo 2018: *Whispers in Stefany's ear* What do you think about this, sweetie?🤨💘❣️💗💕
Stefany 2018: *Whispers* Oh, well, if my sister has decided something, then it’s useless to stop her😓
*Next to school*
Donnie 2018: *Puts on sunglasses and hoodie his jackets* Ohhh, I hope I won’t be ashamed of this later...😒😓🕶 *Makes a sad face* I’m such a lonely boy, no one loves me🥺 (Thoughts💭) Shell, April and I look like two idiots in a comedy scene😠🤦‍♂️
April 2018: *Approaches Donnie in a new dress* I would really like to have a beautiful boyfriend🥺👗
Cassandra: Keep your eyes open, guys, this cupid may end up where we don't expect him at all😠😤👼🏹
April 2018: Oh, hello, lonely boy, do you want to walk with me?😁😅💦🩷💝💞
Donnie 2018: Yeah, sure...😳😅💦💖💕❤ *Kisses April on the hand* Mmua~😚💗💞💘🩷 (Thoughts💭) Ohhh, I don't like kissing April in front of the guys..😒 I hope we catch this secret cupid soon😓💦👼🏹
April 2018: Donnie, did you hear music nearby?😃😄🎶💘🩷💕
Donnie 2018: *Listens* Woah, you're right, doll, I'll go check what's there😯😃💝💞❣️
April 2018: Maybe it's better not to do this, Dee😅🥺💓💗💕
Donnie 2018: Don't worry, April, I'm just curious to know who plays this romantic music before Casey, Leo and Raph scare it away😉😒💖❣️💝💞 *Enters into the bushes*
Mikey 2018: *Sits under a tree and plays the ukulele*
🎵Secret Cupid is my name
Some think I'm cuckoo
My secret's not too secret, though
'Cause love's what I do, do🎶
Donnie 2018: *Takes off sunglasses* What?!🤯 Mikey, are you really the secret cupid?😲😧👼🏹
Mikey 2018: *Hides ukulele behind back* Who, me?😨 Haha, you are mistaken..😅💦 (Thoughts) Shell, I recently bought this ukulele from a magic item store and I really enjoyed secretly helping people fall in love😓🥺 *Looks away* Oh, April is here too, it means I can quickly solve my problems😃😏 *Plays on the ukulele and pushes Donnie towards April*
🎶You can love most anyone
It's happy and it's free
Go ahead and try it
With the next one that you see🎵💞
April 2018: Donnie, you're back so soon😗🥰💖💗💞 Have you found out who the secret cupid is?🤨👼🏹
Donnie 2018: *Takes April into her arms* I'm not interested in anything other than our love, April😍💓💞❣️💕 *Kisses April on the lips* Mmmuah~😚💗💖💘💞
April 2018: *Blushes* Oh, that's very cute, but I thought you didn't like kissing me in front of everyone..😅🤨💝❤💕 And why did the pupils of your eyes turn pink?😰👀🩷
Donnie 2018: I don't even care about the color of my eyes when you're next to me, my darling😍💗💓💕 *Hugs April* Let's get married and have six kids! Or maybe you want eight😍💖❣️💞 Ah, let's make love right here and now~😄😍💓💝💗💞
April 2018: Donnie, are you crazy?!😳😱 *Tries to escape from his embrace* Guys, help me!😫
Leo 2018, Raph 2018 and Casandra :*se acerca a la pareja y lo separan*
Raph 2018 :*agarra fuerte a Donnie* Donnie, Controlate la pata de la escuela no es un hotel para que haga sus cosas sexuales 😡😤ya encontraste a cupido secreto🤨😟🏹💕🩷💖❣️
Donnie 2018 :* intenta liberase* lo único que encontré es mi amada April 😠😤💞💖💕¿Por qué interrumpa Mi romance de mi pastelito de chocolate? 😖🥺🥧🍫💓❣️🩷💘
Casandra :*se pega la mano en la cabeza*genial el Cupido secreto atacó de nuevo Y ahora Donnie esta enamorado y no sabe en dónde está😡🤦‍♀️👼🏹💕💗
Leo 2018 : no importa será mejor regresar a la guarida y averiguar como volver a Donnie a la normalidad 🤔🤨 espero que sea rápido porque tengo que llevar a mi chica al parque de las parejas😏😁🌳🌹💞❣️💗💖
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Mikey 2018 :*mirá atraves de su escondite*(pensamientos💭) vaya eso estuvo muy cerca no quiero que los chicos no sepan que soy el Cupido secreto 😌😉👼🏹💖💞🩷*mira si uquelele*Oh creo que me dio una gran idea a Leo y Raph con sus amadas chicas 😏😁💡💖💗💝❣️
*De vuelta a la guarida*
Leo 2018 :*entra la habitación con Raph* listo dejamos A Donnie en su habitación por ahora🙄😒🚪 pero hay que resolver el Cupido secreto 😕🏹👼💖🩷💞
Stefany 2018 :*toca a April del onbro*es increíble que cupido secreto hizo que Donnie se enamora demasiado de April con esa canción 😕😟👼🏹🎶❣️💗💕
April 2018 :*se sonroja* es cierto cuando el estaba cerca los arbustos y lo vi que tenía los ojos rosados 😕☹️👁️🩷*se agacha la cabeza*y lo peor casi quiere que hagamos el amor afuera de la escuela es muy vergonzoso solo quiero mi amado genio de vuelta🥺😣💓💖💗💕
Candy 2018 :*abraza a April* No te preocupes April muy pronto encontraremos al cupido secreto y diremos que vuelva tu amado a la normalidad🤗😉👼🏹💖💕💓
Raph 2018 :*se cruza los brazos* Bueno será esperar Casandra fue a comprar audífonos antirruidos🤔🙂🎧🔇 Así será perfecto para no escuchar su canción romántica para que no nos hipnótico 😁😉🚫🎶💗🩷💞
Stefany 2018 : tienes suerte que yo y Candy no fuimos con ustedes para el contrato a cupido podríamos hacer gran ayuda 😕🥺💗💕❣️💘
Leo 2018 :*se apoya contra la pared* Perdón cariño pero es por su propio bien así para que no escuchen la canción de Cupido secreto 😤🥺👼🏹🩷💓💕
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Mikey 2018 :*mirá atrás de la pared* es perfecto Leo, Raph ustedes serás los primero escuchar la melodía y se enamoren a sus chicas 😏😈💗💖💕*toca el uquelele*
🎵Poquito secreto es mi nombre
Algúno piensa que estoy loco
Aunque mi secreto no es demasiado secreto por que
El amor es lo que hago dodj,
Stefany 2018 :*se acerca a Leo* tortuguita, ¿escuchaste la música romántica?😕🤨🎶💞💖💗
Leo 2018 :*abraza a Stefany en la cintura* No sé lo que me abras pero lo que sé el fuego de nuestro amor que jamás se extingira Stefany 😍😁🔥❤️‍🔥💞💗💝*besa a Stefany en los labios* Mmmmmuah~😚💋💓💘💖💕
Stefany 2018 :*se sonroja* Leo, Pero qué te sucede no es así y tus ojos son rosa como las de Donnie 😳😧👁️🩷💓💕💞
Leo 2018 :*quita la camisa de Stefany* por favor mi amor hagamos el amor ahora mismo hace que mi cuerpo se caliente por tu belleza y amor hacia ti 😆😍❤️‍🔥🔥💋💘y después nos casaremos nena 🥰😏👰🤵‍♂️💖💕💗
Stefany 2018 :* intenta liberase* No, Leo no queremos hacer el amor aquí enfrente de los chicos estas loco😖😱 ¡Raph Candy me ayudemen por favor! 😣😫💦
Candy 2018 : Oh no Leo esta enamorado creo que Cupido secreto está en la guarida 😦😰👼🏹💞💖💗*jala el brazo de Raph*Raph tenemos que encontrarlo pero primero separamos Leo y Stefany 😬😟
Raph 2018 :*carga a Candy en sus brazos* lo único enamorado soy yo ante ti mi adorable Candy te amo😍🥰💕💓💘💞*besa a Candy en el cuello*Mmmuah~😚💓💝💘💗
Candy 2018 :*intenta liberase*Oh no tú también Raph ese cupido secreto ha bajado demasiado lejos😧😰💦👼🏹💖💓
April 2018 : debe haber una manera de encontrar ese Cupido Ya arreglé esto 🤔😟👼🏹💝💞💗
Donnie 2018 :*entra la habitación corre hacia April* ¡¡April, tuve que salir mi habitación para estar contigo por favor casémonos y bamos a la luna de miel y tendrán esos hijos!!😆😍💍🏩❤️‍🔥💓💘💕
April 2018 : Oh no Donnie ese no es momento tranquilízate 😨😅💓💕💗*sale corriendo escapando de Donnie*
Mikey 2018 :*sigue tocando el uquelele* jajaja, veo que hice bien el trabajo a los chicos enamorarse😁🥰🎶💓💘💖💞
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Casandra :*entra la guarida* chicos ya traje los audífonos antirruidos Así será perfecto para no escuchar esa fea canción romántica 😌😉🎧🔇*mira a los chicos* no puede ser ustedes chicos se han enamorado Pero cómo es posible 😨😦*escucha un ruido*Espera escucho esa canción romántica y viene muy cerca 🤨🤔🎶*se acerca tras la pared* ¿Mikey tú eres el Cupido secreto todo este tiempo? 😲👼🏹💓💖💘💝
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reputayswift · 1 year
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🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 I used to think 🤔💭 one ☝️ day 📆 we’d tell the story of US 👥👉📚💬 how we met 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️ and the sparks flew instantly 🫂✨💖🪽 and people would say “they’re the lucky ones” 😮‍💨💬🍀 I used to know 🧐💭 my place was a spot next to you 👫 now I’m searching the room for an empty seat 🕵️‍♀️🪑 ‘cause lately I don’t even know 🙅‍♀️🧐 what page you’re on 📄📜📖❓oh! a simple complication 🤏🥴 miscommunications 🗣️🗯️🙉 lead to faaalllout 💣💥🤯 so many things that I wish you knew 🤞😖🧐 so many walls up I cant break through 😣🤜💥🧱 🧍‍♂️ now I’m standing alone 🧍‍♀️ in a crowded room 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍‍♂️ and we’re not speeeakkin’ 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♀️💬🧍‍♂️ and I’m dying to know 💀🧐 is it killing you 💀🔪🧍‍♂️like it’s killing me yeeeeah 💀🔪🏃‍♀️ I don’t know what to say 🤷‍♀️ 💬 since a twist of fate 〰️➰➿ when it all 👫💕 broke down 🏃‍♂️💔🧎‍♀️ and the story of us 📖👫💕 looks 🫣 a LOT like a tragedy now 💐😔🪦🪦 🥁🥁🥁 (next chapter 📄🤏) 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 how’d we end up this way? 🤔 see me nervously 😬🫦 pulling at my clothes 👗🤏 and trying to look busy 👀🧍‍♀️💬🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍‍♂️ and you’re doing your best 🥇 to avoid me 🏃‍♂️💨🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍‍♀️❓ I’m starting to think one day I’ll 🙋‍♀️ tell the story of us 🗣️👉📖👫💕 how I was losing my MIND 😵‍💫🧠💫 when I saw you here 🧍‍♂️👀🧍‍♀️ but you held your PRIDE 🧍‍♂️🫴😌 like you should’ve held ME!! 🫂 OH I’m scared to see the ENDING 🫣📖 why are we preTENDING 🎭 this is NOTHING 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ I’d tell you I miss you 🗣️🤚💬👂🫢 but I don’t know HOW 🤷‍♀️ I’ve never heard silence 🤐🤐 quite this LOUD!! 🔊💥🙉🎼📣 now I’m standing alone 🧍‍♀️ in a crowded room 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍‍♂️ and we’re not speeeakkin’ 🙅‍���️🧍‍♀️💬🧍‍♂️ and I’m dying to know 💀🧐 is it killing you 💀🔪🧍‍♂️like it’s killing me yeeeeah 💀🔪🏃‍♀️ I don’t know what to say 🤷‍♀️ 💬 since the twist of fate 〰️➰➿ when it all 👫💕 broke down 🏃‍♂️💔🧎‍♀️ and the story of us 📖👫💕 looks 🫣 a LOT like a tragedy now 💐😔🪦🪦 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 this is looking like a contest 👀🏆 of who can act like they care less 😌🏆🫲🧍‍♀️ but I liked it better when you were on my side 👫🏆 the battle’s in your hand’s now 🧍‍♀️🫴⚔️🤲🧍‍♂️ but I would lay my armor down 🧍‍♀️🫴🗡️🧎‍♂️ if you said you’d rather love 👫 than fight 🧍‍♀️⚔️🧍‍♂️…..so many things that you 🙋‍♂️ wish 🤞😣 I knew 🙋‍♀️🧠 but the story of us 📖👫💕 might be ending SOON 🧍‍♀️🫳📚🔥 now I’m standing alone 🧍‍♀️ in a crowded room 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍‍♂️ and we’re not speeeakkin’ 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♀️💬🧍‍♂️ and I’m dying to know 💀🧐 is it killing you 💀🔪🧍‍♂️like it’s killing me yeeeeah 💀🔪🏃‍♀️ I don’t know what to say 🤷‍♀️ 💬 since a twist of fate 〰️➰➿ when it all 👫💕 broke down 🏃‍♂️💔🧎‍♀️ and the story of us 📖👫💕 looks 🫣 a LOT like a tragedy now 💐😔🪦🪦 now. 🗣️ nOoOooOoooOoow!!! and we’re not speeeakkin’ 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♀️💬🧍‍♂️ and I’m dying to know 💀🧐 is it killing you 💀🔪🧍‍♂️like it’s killing me yeeeeah 💀🔪🏃‍♀️ I don’t know what to say 🤷‍♀️ 💬 since the twist of fate 〰️➰➿ ‘cause we’re goOing down 🕳️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️💔 and the story of us 📖👫💕 looks 🫣 a LOT like a tragedy now 💐😔🪦🪦 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 thee end. 👩‍🏫
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kwonhochi · 1 year
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*(whats two minus one ❓)* hope you listen 👂 to this song 🎵 cause i i i cause im doin right just fine 👍 doin alright 👌 doin alright 🆗 all the time 🕐 in the world 🌍 to myself 🙍 i can go out and drink 🍹 all day 🌅 and night 🌃 but why cant i get you 🫵 off my mind 🧠❓I CANT GET ❌ YOU OUT OF MY HEAD ☝️yeaah gotta get you outta my head 🗣️ yeaah How can you be so fine 🙂when im im ayaya TWO 2️⃣ MINUS ➖ONE 1️⃣ I CAN SEE 👀 UR DOIN REALLY GOOD 😌 WITHOUT ME 🙁 BABY TWO 👬 MINUS 💥 ONE 🧍 IM DOIN GREAT 👍 HOPE U KNOW I AM 📻 cause im not ❌LONELY 😞 LONELY 😔 LONELY 😩 YEAH 😎 LONELY 😥 LONELY 🥲 LONELY 😭 YEAH 🚫 two 👭 minus 💔 one 🧍‍♀️ im super fine 👍👍👍👍 i i dont need you any more 🙅 and any time i see you in my feed 📱 i dont feel anything anymore 😐 we used 🧭to be best friends 👯 i remember 💭 you said 🗣️ you can be yourself when im around 🥹 guess that didnt really 😒matter 🙁 all the feelings 😳 we had were not worth much to you at all 👎 well i MOVED ON 💁‍♀️ so keep your two cents 🪙 sympathy 🫂 subtraction ➖ I CANT GET ❌ YOU OUT OF MY HEAD 🧠😒 yeeah… GOTTA GET YOU OUTTA MY HEAD 🤕🥊 YEAH ❗ HOW ⁉️ CAN YOU BE SO FINE 🙆‍♀️ WHEN IM 🙁 IM 🥹 IM ☝️IM 😥 TWO 2️⃣ MINUS ➖ONE 1️⃣ I CAN SEE 🫣 YOURE DOING REALLY GOOD 😃 WITHOUT ME 🫠 BABY 👶 TWO 👫 MINUS 💔 ONE 🧍‍♂️ IM DOING GREAT MYSELF 🙃 HOPE U KNOW I AM ‼️ CAUSE IM NOT 🚫LONELY😟 LONELY 😓 LONELY 😨 LONELY 😬 YEAH ✅ LONELY 😖 LONELY 😵‍💫 LONELY 😪 LONELY 😣 YEAH 👍💔 TWO ✌️MINUS 👉 ONE ☝️IM SUPER FINE 💯 I I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE 🖕i 🙍‍♂️thought 🤔 you 🫵 were the ✋ one 💍 didnt need 🙅‍♂️ any other 👎 i can still smell 👃 the perfume 🧴 you used to wear 🧍‍♀️in my clothes 👕 cant erase it ✏️ no 👎 i used to think 🧐 that you 🧍were that someone 💕 we used to be so much alike 🔀 i can still see you in myself 😦 LOVE 💕 IS SO BLINDING 🙈 LOVE ❤️ IS SO BLINDING 👨‍🦯 (love is so blinding 😭💔) TWO 2️⃣👬 MINUS ➖💥 ONE 1️⃣🧍 I CAN SEE 👀🫣 YOURE DOING REALLY GOOD 😌 😃 WITHOUT ME 🙁🙃 BABY TWO 👭✌️ MINUS 💔👉ONE 🧍‍♀️☝️ IM DOIN GREAT MYSELF HOPE YOU KNOW I AM 😊 👍 CAUSE IM NOT 👎 LONELY 😞 LONELY 😔 LONELY 😩 LONELY 😞 YEAH 😎 LONELY😟 LONELY 😓 LONELY 😨 LONELY 😬 YEAH 🙄 TWO ❤️ MINUS 🗡️ ONE 💔 IM SUPER FINE 🫡👌 I I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE 😾….. DONT NEED YA ANYMORE 😑….. I NEED YAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭🥹
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Site GC & Cali & Jali & Marly Pt.1
Ali: 🌠☄️⚡️💥🌠
Ali: Give me something to do
Moses: 🔥?
Ali: Reliably keeping the home fires burning 👏
Ali: Do yous want me to bring my drugs or my dealers, ‘cos I am a less reliable chemist atm
Bartley: Your mates will know better than to come ‘round our way
Bartley: So, you should invite them 👌
Ronan: What he said
Ali: They’re not real ones just 👶🚴
Ali: Carly knows them too, right?
Carly: cute 👶s 
Johnny: We don’t need any more scum on our site, keep them away
Ali: Not cute to you and you’re cool with my lacklustre offering, rodger that 
Carly: should be cool w how easy 🍭🍬 is to take from em
Carly: whats cuter than that? 🎀
Ali: Want to go see them first?
Ali: not feeling the ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 yet
Carly: 🌞☔️🌈
Ali: I think I left my wellies there, you can borrow ‘em
Carly: 👣💧🦆
Moses: 🔥 will still be burning when you’re done messing in puddles
Carly: grand ❤️🧡💛
Moses: cute
Ali: 😳👐🔥 or is it just me
Ronan: He’s giving it a lash there for sure, like
Carly: jealousy is 💚 & - craic to be sure, boy
Bartley: No one has time to be jealous with you, nor need, what they say
Carly: yer man there has loads to say for someone getting himself so 👅 tied w me
Ali: 😏
Ali: entirely too much talking is happening here, not enough doing
Carly: @ ro ro w my what she said 
Moses: If you’re gonna keep on playing with little boys, I’m afraid that’s not going to change, girls
Carly: v manly & 💪 to give it out to the others like theyre 👶
Moses: Come find us when you want to find out the difference, yeah
Bartley: Yeah, that don’t make them little girls, no? 🤔
Johnny: Enough
Bartley: You’re being dead creepy, Mosey boy, see
Carly: yous are all acting the maggot it’s been said
Carly: quit your messing theres a 🔥 to start
Ronan: She’s a point there
Moses: I’m the only one doing anything, none of yous can talk ‘til you’re bothering yourselves up
Carly: 🥺 ah poor 👶
Ali: You need to get in the party spirit, lads
Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️
Ali: You know the line…
Johnny: Move yourselves is my line
Ali: And they do all seem to listen when you talk
Ali: must be oldest perks
Johnny: It’s knowing what’s good for ‘em sense
Carly: 💪🥊🤕
Bartley: You wish, women aren’t allowed at fights
Carly: sure look 🙄🥱
Carly: I’m a lover not a fighter, yous would be wise to catch yourself on more that way
Bartley: Tell John boy
Johnny: A girl don’t tell me a thing
Ali: Unless they have a good idea
Johnny: And that you’ve not, the good idea was on Moses
Ali: What’s a 🔥 without company though, no offence, Moses
Ronan: Full offence all of yous, she is better company
Carly: aw thats the spirit 💞🥰💕
Ali: 😁 I could be inclined to be now
Moses: You’re welcome
Carly: I don’t have faves, youre always welcome, mosey
Moses: What a backhanded compliment, Carls 😏
Carly: 🖐🍑 if you want but u know what I meant
Bartley: We got it
Carly: all love all the time, even for you, b boy
Ali: 🌞🍄🌈🍃
Ronan: I don’t have faves btw, Carls
Carly: you best not 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰
Moses: Peace and love, is it, Ro?
Ronan: She has her charms too, need showing again, is it, Mosey boy?
Moses: As I said, you’re welcome
Carly: don’t you love me no more? ☹️😢
Moses: Christ, you messer
Carly: I think you're unreal idk y youre being like this to me 💔👿
Bartley: 🤣🤣🤣
Ali: Shut up, Bart
Moses: I’m not being like nothing
Carly: I’d help you w the 🔥 but I’m a girl
Carly: they’d only chuck us on it 🔮📿🧿
Moses: We’ve got it handled, you don’t need to worry yourself
Ali: [Private to Carly]
Ali: Are you okay? 🔮💛
Carly: yea 🎱
Ali: Do you really not have favourites?
Carly: not of the lads 🪀💜
Carly: do you?
Ali: I don’t know, not yet
Ali: I thought maybe you really really loved Moses
Carly: thats gas 😅
Carly: today I don’t even like him 💔👿
Ali: It does sound it now 🙃 but I was 💭 I’d feel like a total dick if I didn’t do more than tell Bart to shut up about it anyway
Carly: why you’re my fave 🐅🌻🪐🌞
Ali: 🤫 on not being one of the lads, eh
Carly: cos you could build a more savage 🔥 with your 👀 closed & they’d be ☹️😢
Ali: but we’ve got 🍆 envy
Ali: bless ‘em
Carly: number 7 when I’m bothering myself with number 2 
Carly: & they say they get it 🙄🥱
Ali: you have to pretend they do though, until you can guide them towards the actual answer, that’s what works best
Carly: 👶👶👶👶
Ali: a full-time occupation
Carly: I’d be fit to go work for a nursery like
Ali: You can’t leave school too, I’ll be TOO bored 🤯💀
Carly: [insert a generic as hell irish name here to be her mum’s because she’d insist you call her by it as you’re besties] would have us cleaning caravan 1st ⛓🧹🧼🧽🧺🔒 no tah 
Ali: Tell me about it
Ali: I’ll take babysitting these boys over my little brother any day of the week
Carly: hes sweet though
Ali: He might look it
Carly: he acts it w me 😇🍼🧸🌼🧃
Ali: 🤔
Carly: but hey all your brothers love me 
Ali: of course
Carly: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 how I said
Ali: Do you think Johnny would take me to see my brother?
Carly: he’d do anything u want
Ali: Yeah but
Ali: he’ll want to take the piss, when he realises what for and where
Carly: give him the best reason to keep his gob shut & he will
Carly: you’re his fave 🔮💙🍀
Ali: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 whether he deserves it or not
Carly: u deserve to see your brother
Carly: I’ll get [her mum] to take you if he’ll not
Ali: you’re the best
Ali: worth x1000
Carly: 😳🥺😵‍💫
Ali: because you’re sweet for real, not just to catch 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Carly: ily for real 🐝💛
Ali: do they hate us or love us
Ali: do you think they even know?
Carly: with site lads & me it’s always both 🌞☔️
Ali: I need to be that sure
Carly: theyre less sure of you too but that’s class
Ali: my ☘️s looking a little plastic
Carly: you’ll be grand theres still loads of 🔮💙
Ali: My ma did me that favour
Ali: I’m gonna ask him, fuck it
Carly: he’ll say yea but if he don’t we’ve a backup 🎲
Ali: [Carly’s mum] 🌟
Carly: go for it 🎯
Ali: 🏹💀
Ali: Distract the others? I’m not taking this to the public forum for a debate 🙄🥱
Carly: 🍆📏
Ali: I’ll owe you even more if you really have to witness that… again 😇
Carly: away with ye 🐝👼🏼🦋🧚🏼‍♀️🍃
Ali: 🥺😽😽
Ali: [Private to Johnny]
Ali: Can I talk to you, and not have to hear 3 other opinions and perspectives?
Johnny: Talk about what?
Ali: I’ve got a problem and maybe you could help
Johnny: With who? Those dealers, is it?
Ali: Of course not, they’re harmless
Ali: I need to go somewhere, it’s not that far and I can pay for petrol
Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself about what it costs
Ali: I’m not trying to take the piss, like
Johnny: It’s never worked like that with favours, you know
Ali: yeah, I know
Ali: I need to go see my big brother, my parents don’t want me to but they’re thinking like I’m a kid who’d be scared to see where he is
Johnny: He’s in [whatever the place is called because of course you know everyone would, it’s town goss]
Ali: Yeah, that’s the one, bit too far to walk or bike without some prior planning at least
Johnny: I can take you
Ali: Really?
Johnny: Yeah
Ali: I proper appreciate it, seriously
Johnny: You’re no kid, your parents have that wrong
Ali: It’s an excuse anyway, for them not going, the proper kid they’ve got to look after
Ali: he’d get a better reception in prison, I know that
Johnny: And my opinion on how family matters are meant to be handled
Ali: I value your opinion, as a friend
Ali: no one can talk properly in a group chat
Johnny: It’s just us here now
Ali: I asked you because you don’t talk to fill space, not just because you’re older, you still aren’t old enough, technically
Johnny: The rules you’re talking about don’t apply to me, I live by the only ones that do
Ali: 🙏🙌?
Johnny: That’s part of it
Ali: It’s a shame I can’t set you up with my sister
Johnny: For her, my family’ll set me up when I’m ready to settle with a decent girl
Ali: Do you already know who, like a shortlist?
Johnny: It’s a community, we all know each other
Ali: I suppose so
Johnny: You wouldn’t marry a stranger, we’ve that in common
Ali: Intriguing in theory but terrible in practice
Ali: I don’t suppose I’ll marry anyone 
Johnny: You don’t hold any of the values we do
Ali: I don’t know about any, the compare and contrast hasn’t been that extensive
Johnny: You don’t behave like any of our girls would, it tells me enough
Ali: I’m not going to attempt to marry one of you, it’s okay
Johnny: You can’t, so
Ali: Shame for me, so I’ve heard
Johnny: I’ll hear from you when you’re looking to go
Ali: Aren’t you going to speak to me tonight?
Johnny: You pointed to the difference well enough, they’re all there then
Ali: I wasn’t pointing anything out to mean we can’t talk
Ali: I’m not a kid, like you said, I know you don’t like me like that
Johnny: I can’t be getting a word in, unless I keep on putting my foot down, like you said
Ali: That would require me to ignore you completely
Johnny: You probably should, like
Ali: Maybe
Ali: I have my own rules too though
Johnny: Yeah
Ali: See you later then
Johnny: Maybe
Ali: Please
Johnny: Yours and Carly’s sugar and spice thing don’t work on me
Ali: Hm but it does on Moses so you know I’ll be very bored if you don’t show 
Johnny: If I show it’s to keep him away from her
Ali: Understood
Johnny: Later then
Ali: What about the other two?
Johnny: What about them?
Ali: Do you care if they go near her?
Johnny: A word from me and they won’t
Ali: but you know how that looks
Johnny: I know everything I need to about it
Ali: Okay
Johnny: Tell her yourself and I’ll not have to
Ali: I can’t tell her what to do
Johnny: I can
Ali: Do you want me to be jealous?
Johnny: Are you?
Ali: I know when to be quiet too, like
Johnny: I don’t know that you do
Ali: You’re not going to take me at my word on that one?
Johnny: If you was one of us, yeah
Johnny: but your word’s no good as it goes
Ali: Should’ve known
Ali: wait and see doesn’t work in this situation
Johnny: No it don’t, I’d wait and see quiet’s the last thing you are
Ali: Only because you’ve been trying to leave for the last 10 minutes and I won’t let you
Johnny: I’m still here, there’s plenty enough for you
Ali: I’m grateful to you, about the brother thing
Ali: it’s not the only reason but a big one
Johnny: Family’s important
Ali: It is, more important than some of mine want it to be at the minute
Johnny: You’re not turning your back, that’s what matters
Ali: I couldn’t, it’s not an option to me
Johnny: It’s not meant to be an option for anyone
Ali: I’ll work out how to tell them, literally doing so hasn’t really worked so maybe I do talk too much 
Johnny: I’m not saying you do here to kick you when you’re down
Ali: I knew we were friends, boy
Johnny: No you didn’t, you don’t know what we are
Ali: Isn’t that half the fun?
Johnny: I knew you were having fun
Ali: Don’t you want me to?
Johnny: It’s a with not at thing
Ali: Oh my God
Ali: you think this is like… sex tourism, that I’m that arsehole???
Johnny: Your mate is, be careful who you hang ‘round after if you’re bothering yourself with what I think
Ali: She has to live where her mum makes her
Johnny: It don’t make her one of us and she wants to stop acting like it before she gets stopped
Ali: There must be a reason they’re tolerated here, have been
Johnny: Like you said, tourists are good for what they’re good for
Ali: Then you should like her
Johnny: If she left after 1 week or 2 I would
Ali: and I don’t care what you think, just if I’m being perceived like that at all
Johnny: You come across like a peeping Tom into my life, but you don’t care about our ways 
Ali: I care, I don’t try to adhere to them, because that’d be like I was pretending to be one of you
Johnny: You care about what’s fun for you, same as Carly
Ali: I ask everyone questions, I just like to know things
Ali: as it bothers you I won’t ask you more
Johnny: It’s not your playground
Ali: It’s yours, I know
Johnny: She’s too comfortable and now so are you
Ali: For your liking or just in general?
Johnny: Have a look about and see who’s looking back at you feeling disrespected
Ali: You’re the first person to bring it to my attention but I’ll be vigilant next time I visit
Johnny: You know, you can’t say you don’t, my work here’s done
Ali: I know that not everyone feels the same as you do
Ali: but sure, I’ve got some things to think about now
Johnny: You’re welcome for it
Ali: I’m not trying to think right now though so I better go
Johnny: Mind how you do go
Ali: You don’t need to concern yourself with that
Johnny: But I am concerned, so
Ali: Why?
Johnny: Carly has made enemies, sure, I’m not one of yours
Ali: You just think I’m a voyeur 
Johnny: And how am I wrong?
Ali: because I consider the people I come to see my friends, not a spectacle 
Johnny: I don’t know that I want my family having friends like you
Ali: You’ll have to take it up with them, I’m not refusing friendship on the basis of culture
Johnny: Being a culture vulture you wouldn’t, like
Ali: Keep insulting me like it changes anything
Johnny: If I was insulting you I’d say worse
Ali: Of course
Johnny: It’s a clash, culturally
Ali: In which my polite interest is unacceptable and you saying whatever you want about me is fair game
Johnny: In which you and Carly are trying to collect us like trophies
Ali: Maybe you’re just attractive, you’re doing yourself a disservice by making it all nefarious 
Johnny: It’s your game not mine
Ali: There’s no game
Johnny: Play it somewhere else
Ali: You don’t want to be collected, I got it
Johnny: Off you go then
Ali: Do you act like a dick just to counteract the nice thing you’re doing for me 
Ali: I wasn’t about to tell any more than you were
Johnny: You tell on yourself when you’re here
Ali: Not about that, it’s private
Johnny: Yeah, this warning wasn’t put in there for ‘em to contribute to either
Ali: Bart might back you
Johnny: I don’t need their backing, it’s me and you talking
Ali: Just saying what we both know, Ronan likes me and Moses doesn’t mind as long as he thinks I’ll sleep with him like a good tourist should
Johnny: I’m neither of them
Ali: I didn’t get your names confused, I know where I am
Johnny: I’ve got my own views and I do what I reckon is proper to
Johnny: you’re not Carly, don’t act like her when 1’s too many enough
Ali: and now I’m a bad imitation, charming
Johnny: You’re not’s what I’m saying 
Ali: You’re funny but also so confusing
Johnny: What’s confusing or funny?
Ali: You show that you hate me by being quite nice, or that you like me by being quite mean
Ali: either way, it’s topsy-turvy enough to be 🙃
Johnny: Taking you to see your brother is separate, he’s your brother
Ali: it’s not the singular nice thing you’ve ever done
Johnny: It probably is
Ali: and if I was playing a game, I’d use the dead sister, gone brother card all the time now
Ali: but I won’t
Johnny: There’s places you don’t go, or it won’t feel like a win
Ali: I hadn’t assumed I was playing fair
Johnny: I had, you’re trying to prove me wrong about you being amoral like her
Ali: You’re going to settle down when you’re like 16 
Johnny: Maybe I’ll be 18
Ali: How’d you get so serious
Johnny: Not wanting Carly don’t make me serious
Ali: I wasn’t aware you didn’t so
Johnny: Fun with, you read it, if you’re not against me I’ve got nothing to get serious over
Ali: I’m not planning a coup
Ali: all I want is… I don’t know
Johnny: Come find me when you know
Ali: Only if you can give it to me
Johnny: Yeah, but saying what we both know, what can’t I give you?
Ali: You don’t know what I want yet
Johnny: I’ve got it handled, whatever it is
Ali: Oh, alright then
Johnny: Wait and see does work here
Ali: I might make a list…
Johnny: You’re a girl it’s in your mind to
Ali: I don’t think that’s in the Bible
Johnny: It’s in my life experience
Ali: Make big promises, you want to cash them, that’s my experience
Johnny: Go big or home is universal
Ali: Must be 
Johnny: Everyone’s heard it
Ali: Inappropriate time to say you sounded like my brother, as you already think I’m going to hell
Johnny: Promising you’re not burning tonight don’t count as big
Ali: Appreciated, nonetheless
Ali: Don’t know how you’d dress to burn at the stake, not like I have though
Johnny: Moses would ask what you’re wearing
Ali: Yeah, he would 😅 like an old-school pervert in a phonebox
Johnny: I sounded like your brother how?
Ali: Not that one, I wasn’t slyly calling you mental
Ali: My other older brother, he has lots of mottos like that
Johnny: You’ve not been slagging me back half enough, maybe you do have some decency in you, a knowing of how to behave like a girl should
Ali: Hilarious
Ali: I’ll have to warn you when I feel like insulting you now
Johnny: Still playing fair there
Ali: I can’t help being a delight, sorry
Johnny: You’ve good as promised to delight me now
Ali: I do, it’s not intentional but you are welcome
Johnny: What’s intentional? I’d go for that instead of
Ali: That’s a wait and see
Johnny: How you’re dressed, is it?
Ali: Yeah, I can’t lie about it, that would look stupider
Johnny: You could lie about who it’s for
Ali: I don’t know any of you well enough for it to be more than an educated guess at what you’d want to see 
Ali: but it’s always intentional 
Johnny: Guessing what they want to look at don’t need much education, Carly knows
Ali: but it’s me and you talking right now
Johnny: And you’ve got more about you than her or we’d not be talking
Ali: I’m not going to join in bad-mouthing her, you know
Johnny: Loyalty is something else important
Ali: She’s nice to me, her ma was going to take me if you couldn’t
Johnny: How nice she is, what they say, is her trouble
Johnny: and her ma, you know
Ali: People have their reasons, usually things they can’t do much about
Johnny: Her reason being she don’t live by no rules, can do as she likes
Ali: Can she?
Johnny: Sure, she reckons it to be so
Ali: I wouldn’t say there are no consequences though, would you?
Ali: People at school are pretty awful to Carly, no doubt her mum gets a similar treatment
Johnny: Behave shocking, you’re treated shocking, way of the world, no?
Ali: If only it were that fair
Johnny: It is here
Ali: Perhaps they like the certainty
Johnny: You’d be needing to ask your mate about that, I don’t know
Ali: I’ll try to remember
Johnny: You letting me go now or what?
Ali: Maybe
Ali: how’s the fire coming along?
Johnny: It’s down to Moses how it is, I’ve my own things I’m busy with
Ali: Oh, I see, I’ll have to ask him then
Johnny: You will, I’m [doing something to fix that bike they are riding in those gifs but idk about that I’m not a mechanic like Alison is]
Ali: You could’ve told me, before I bothered walking all the way to Caleb’s instead
Johnny: There’s still work to be done before you’re not walking, tell you that
Ali: 😁
Johnny: You could be here passing me [whatever tools he needs for this, because that’s obvs her only job as a girl, rude sir she’s more capable than you]
Ali: Wow, I can’t believe you trust me to know what a [namedrop the most basic tool] is 
Johnny: I’d nod to it, you can follow where I’m looking, can’t you?
Ali: You’ll see, won’t you
Johnny: What you keep on saying
Ali: We can pretend I just stood there and watched, it’s okay
Johnny: You’re dressed for nothing else, you reckon
Ali: How sweet, you care about my laundry
Johnny: I’ve sisters, I know what they care about
Ali: You’re adorable
Johnny: You’re a girl, what you trying to fight that for?
Ali: I don’t think I am?
Johnny: You don’t think you’re a girl, how’s that?
Ali: No, I know I’m a girl, that just means something different to you
Johnny: Yeah, yous have lost what it means
Ali: Can’t it mean both, or however many things we want it to?
Johnny: No
Ali: At least you’re to the point
Johnny: You don’t have proper men in your life, that’s your trouble
Ali: Do you think travellers are happier than us lot, on the whole?
Johnny: Than yours, I’ve heard about all your brothers
Johnny: and your sisters
Ali: Hardly a fair comparison, everyone knows we’re fucked up
Johnny: I could say I don’t know no unhappy travellers and you’d go I wasn’t being fair there, I’m biased or whatever 
Ali: just asking one of my many questions
Ali: Maybe you’ve got the right idea, I’m not claiming to
Johnny: We do marry your lot sometimes, not my family, but there are travellers who would
Ali: You’re strict
Ali: I got that
Johnny: It’s a community, you don’t agree with everyone in yours
Ali: Maybe no one, starting to seem
Johnny: Keeping it going, how it’s been and is meant to be, is important
Ali: Well, it was kind of you to say there’s hope for me yet
Johnny: I’m not a monster, like
Ali: Will you invite me to your wedding?
Johnny: You’d have to be yourself, it’s not for non-travellers
Ali: 😏
Johnny: You’ve time, some of my uncles waited ‘til they were 21
Ali: I’ve never been to a wedding
Johnny: I’ve not been to one of yours, can’t say what they’re about
Ali: Depends on all sorts, what sort of religious you are or aren’t, how minted, how much you like attention
Johnny: Will we crash one and see?
Ali: Umm, YES
Ali: That’s the best idea you’ve had today
Johnny: Hey now, Moses got in before me, can’t be helped
Ali: He’s trying harder to impress, that’s all
Johnny: Ah sure, he does need to at most things
Ali: What happened to loyalty, eh? 😉
Johnny: Ask it of him if you can get a word in between him and Carly
Ali: You can be the cockblock
Johnny: Thanks a million
Ali: Doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a girl should get in the middle of, like, so sorry 
Johnny: Happy to go along when it suits
Ali: She’s mad at him anyway, I happen to know
Johnny: We both know she’s not
Ali: Perhaps not enough to save your evening, no
Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself for my evening
Ali: That means you’re going to ignore me
Johnny: It means she don’t matter enough it’s written off
Ali: It’ll happen anyway, even if your face makes him wait ‘til he reckons you’re not looking
Johnny: And on his head it’ll be, her and the trouble she brings
Ali: We’ve got a bike to fix anyway
Johnny: I have, you’re to watch me, girl
Ali: You expect me to watch you all night
Johnny: Get out of it with your thinking it’ll take all night
Ali: It will if you don’t let me help
Johnny: You’ll not tell ‘em?
Ali: Nor ruin your bike, I’ve mended my dad’s loads
Johnny: Maybe you can help
Ali: I can, you just have to let me
Johnny: Just with [something easy but not piss easy af so he’s giving her the tiniest ever bit of credit lol tis progress]
Ali: Alright
Ali: It’s a date 🔩🧰🔧
Johnny: I’ve parts to go for now but I’ll see you when I’m back
Ali: That’s okay, gives me time to hang out with Ronan or he’ll be pissed off with me
Johnny: He’s better taste than his brother has
Ali: You heard, he doesn’t have favourites
Johnny: I did
Ali: but we’re friends, when he used to go to school, we had some lessons together
Johnny: I knew he never liked school for itself
Ali: Who does? It’s beyond boring if you don’t make it fun yourself
Johnny: He’s there to learn to write and the like, not make friends with you
Ali: I didn’t stop him, did I
Johnny: You’re stopping me here, maybe, so
Ali: Fine, fine, go on then
Johnny: Later, Ali
Ali: 👋 In a bit
Carly: [Private to Moses because Winnie insists]
Carly: are you 😤😠 @ me?
Moses: At you? Why would I be…
Carly: idk but u can say if you are
Moses: You didn’t need to ask if I loved you, did you
Carly: I’m sorry
Carly: & for calling you unreal in front of the others
Moses: Yeah, so you knew what you did wrong
Carly: yea, I’m sorry though
Moses: Are you?
Carly: I’ll keep saying it if you want
Moses: just tell me why you’re sorry
Carly: for the others slagging u, like
Carly: I don’t want you to be 😤😠 or 😳 cos of me
Moses: Nah, don’t trouble yourself
Moses: I don’t care that much, you must be thinking of my little brother
Carly: what else do you want me to be sorry for?
Moses: I don’t
Moses: just don’t make me look like that again
Carly: k, sorry
Carly: again, for you
Moses: Sorry is boring, Carls
Moses: do better
Carly: I’m picking up you can have the best 🍭🍬
Moses: That’s more like it, hopes it can be a proper party aren’t totally dead
Carly: it’ll be a deadly party, I’ll bring it
Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️ how I said 
Moses: It needs to be, been too quiet lately
Carly: 1 thing I’m not never, you’ll be my friend again before u know ❤️🧡💛
Moses: 😏 True enough, you were talking way too much, don’t remind me
Carly: shut me up then, boy
Moses: Not yet, no
Carly: it’s not a no never 
Moses: I’m not shooting myself in the foot because you were being a gobshite
Carly: 😄 my gob’s good for too much else, sure
Moses: Fuck’s sake 😆
Carly: & I do think youre unreal 👀💙🌊🌌
Moses: So you’re with me tonight, got it?
Carly: 🥺 yea
Moses: If you go anywhere near any of the others, I won’t even look at you for a month
Carly: what others? I’m w you
Moses: I better start being nice to you then, hadn’t I
Carly: you can still be 😤😠 I’ve not fixed it for you yet
Moses: I know what you like, subtle as that were
Carly: subtle is - craic, no fun 
Moses: A smidgen wouldn’t hurt, at times
Carly: I’ll make it up to you however you like
Moses: Fair, it is pretty good craic winding Johno up for me
Carly: now he don’t love me seriously
Moses: He’s moody, don’t you worry about him
Carly: he’s scary
Moses: oh just to girls like yourself, no one else is taking his stropping too serious
Carly: I am a girl like myself so
Moses: I’ll look after you
Carly: 🥺 k I can’t talk too much if thats what you’re saying
Moses: I’m nice to people who are nice to me
Moses: you’re not scared of me, are you?
Carly: I like how I’m scared of you 
Moses: Good answer, like
Carly: & you’ll look after me, you’ve said it now
Moses: because you’re going to make it worth my while
Moses: if you’re throwing yourself at everyone in vicinity, you get what you deserve and that’s not protection
Carly: I’ll do what you tell me to do
Moses: It would be a shame if you got hurt, you know
Moses: it’d give me no pleasure to see it
Carly: I’m about giving pleasure it’s all I want 🌺🐝
Moses: If you give it to me, you’re guaranteed to get it back
Carly: I’ll give you what you want too
Moses: You’re very sweet
Carly: ah I have tried to let you know it
Carly: maybe it were too subtle for you 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰
Moses: and maybe you got lost
Carly: I think I know my way round, don’t worry yourself about that
Moses: You really shouldn’t waste your time with the younger ones, you know
Carly: give me something to do & I’ll not bother
Moses: Are you with your friend right now?
Carly: yea but where do you want me & I’ll be there? 🐝🦋🍃
Moses: Yous need to pick up first, don’t rush
Moses: you could send me something though
Carly: k wait 💙
Carly: [and obvs do because this is who you are, ofc you will]
Moses: Do you like her?
Carly: I love her
Carly: do u like her?
Moses: I like you more, promise
Carly: you’re the lad I like most
Moses: That’s smart of you
Carly: I’ve not been called smart before
Moses: You’re proper smart, when you remember to act it
Carly: remind us when I need it & nothing has to go wrong 🌞🌚
Moses: I might
Carly: [send him something else to sweeten the deal here]
Moses: How am I meant to keep my hands to myself
Carly: you’re never meant to, like
Moses: I’m not meant to go near you but
Carly: but forbidden 🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🥝 you’ve to eat me
Moses: Tell your mate she’s gonna have to miss you
Carly: 😋 will I walk home? 
Moses: Can’t you run?
Carly: I’ll be 😵‍💫 but sure that feels grand too 🌌🚀🌠🪐☄️
Moses: Poor baby, what you said, was it?
Carly: I don’t remember
Carly: no comment, can it be? 😶
Moses: You’ll be feeling shy when I get you in front of me
Carly: I feel I’m about to drown when round you 👀💙🌊
Moses: I want to see how red you can go
Carly: 🍓🍒🍎❤️
Moses: You want to drown, I’ll make it happen
Carly: watch you don’t yourself making me so 💦🌊
Moses: You gonna let me feel it when you get here
Carly: with all the parts of your body you want
Moses: You won’t be able to ignore that part of me
Carly: I can’t ever, had me thinking about it all the time
Moses: The way you look at me isn’t subtle
Carly: sorry
Moses: no you’re not
Carly: I’m sorry I can’t run no faster
Moses: Me too
Moses: but you’ll be happy that I’ve got no patience left when you do get here
Carly: please can’t you come get me?
Moses: I can’t walk never mind run
Carly: y can’t you drive, you can even hammered I’ve seen it
Moses: The idea of you crawling holds too much appeal rn
Carly: [do it because obviously]
Carly: theres that to watch back much as you like, so please 🙏💙
Moses: You’ve no shame, have you
Carly: catholic guilt passed my caravan by
Carly: nanny tried but I’m a girl like me, yea
Moses: I’ll show you what you’re missing in the car
Carly: you said you’d be nice to me & I’ve fucked my knees up for you w that carry on 🍓❤️
Moses: No rest for the wicked
Carly: am I though or am I 😇🙏💙
Moses: Oh, you want to be a good girl now, is it
Carly: for you
Carly: best girl you’ve ever ever had
Moses: I’ll still fuck you ‘til you can’t breathe, doesn’t matter how well you behave now, I want it
Carly: til I go ❤️💜💙
Moses: Say it’s what you’re after
Carly: I want it
Carly: I’ve been after you to fuck me for forever, years & years
Moses: By God, you’re such a state
Carly: you got me in it only u can fix it
Moses: I never did but I’m glad you’ve no daddy around
Carly: me too
Moses: What I can offer is better
Carly: hes making no offers but don’t let that make you less than unreal
Moses: Is he really a traveller? No one knows him
Carly: [her mum, I need to give you a name ma’am] don’t know him neither
Carly: what can I say but ah sure look, you know 🔮🎱
Moses: She is the one that made you this state, sure
Carly: don’t you love me? 😏
Moses: Don’t start that again, you
Carly: start your car up & I’ll behave 
Moses: Joker, that’s what you are
Moses: but I’ll be on my way
Carly: cute of you not to call us a 🤡 there I wanna keep on w being smart
Moses: You barely wear any slap compared to most the girls I know
Carly: my hands are too shaky
Moses: Not the only one with that little problem neither
Carly: but if you want me to for later I can ask ali to help me
Moses: I’ll have to think about that one
Carly: k let us know when youve decided
Moses: You are too innocent looking
Carly: why ive to act up so hard for you to see I’m not
Moses: oh I know
Carly: not yet but youre on your way to knowing 🚗❤️💜💙
Moses: So shut your mouth for now and I’ll be there before you know it
Carly: [a video of her holding her breath for the drowning of it all]
Moses: That’s not distracting at all
Carly: will I stop then?
Moses: We both know the answer to that
Carly: cos I need you to stop me
Moses: I’m no babysitter
Carly: I’m not your baby, you don’t talk to me like that
Moses: Neither of us would like that
Carly: but if it’s a show youre after like I’m a kid & I’m making you watch you can see how I can fit my ✊ in my mouth, it exists here on my phone for the craic
Carly: [and do send him that cos why wouldn’t you]
Moses: How much of a show-off you are reminds me of Bart
Carly: for that one I am sorry 😶
Moses: 😏 you really should be
Carly: I really am
Moses: He’s less of a smart arse than Ro but it’s still not working for me
Carly: I only 💭 you might like it lads at school did
Moses: I already told you the difference between little boys and men
Carly: yea though I need showing still
Moses: Someone’ll have to
Carly: you have to I cant ignore no part of u no more
Moses: I’ll still give you a lift
Moses: have to see if you can turn me on again
Carly: when you see how much I am
Moses: How do I know that’s not for your dealer, or your pal, hmm?
Carly: cos I legged it from em on your say
Moses: Good thing they don’t make her pay, be pretty poor behaviour, that
Carly: she’ll forgive me, what about you?
Moses: To be decided, nightmare
Carly: you know its all for u to decide
Carly: everything you do or don’t do to me
Moses: You can ask very nicely and I’ll debate if it’s more fun making you sweat it first
Carly: please 
Moses: What d’ya want, girl?
Carly: you
Moses: yeah, and why’s that?
Carly: cos you keep on being more & more unreal
Moses: That is pretty nice, well done
Carly: I’m not good at this but I hope you know what I mean & it’s some sense
Moses: You’re much cuter when you’re nervous and not trying so hard anyway
Carly: I’m always nervous about you
Moses: You can trust me
Moses: I will give you what you need, even if I play with you a bit first
Carly: idc I just want to give you what you need
Moses: Yeah?
Carly: yea 😳🌺
Moses: You can stay in my ‘van, as long as you don’t let anyone see you leaving
Carly: I swear I’ll be invisible then like, in the ☁️s
Moses: Just how long do you want to keep me happy
Carly: as long as youre happy w me I’ll keep on
Moses: Maybe I’ll let you be a regular visitor then
Carly: I hope it’ll be so 🔮🎲🍀🐇🌠
Moses: You can tell Ali but that’s it
Carly: you can trust me too
Moses: Let’s not get carried away, nightmare
Carly: whether my da’s a traveller or no, I’m up on how this works, boy & I know what you want
Carly: I’ll say nothing to the others
Moses: If you’re to start it, I’m the one who can make your life hell
Moses: you be sure to know and keep knowing that
Carly: I’m only after heaven from you
Moses: 😅 Alright, sweetheart, you knew who to come to for it, give you that
Carly: yea
Moses: Lucky, could be letting one of the others bore you to tears right about now
Carly: but you wouldn’t cos you want to be the 1st lad I’ve let do things to me & 🍀 yourself
Moses: What have you done, how far have you gone?
Carly: only just 💋 some
Moses: Wow
Carly: I told you I want you for it
Moses: you can have it
Carly: & you’ll look after me how you said?
Moses: Promise, like
Carly: cos I wasn’t gonna give u the knowing of how special you are but I’ve gone & told you now
Moses: now I’ll be careful, otherwise I would’ve ended up hurting you by mistake
Carly: idc if u hurt me do what you want
Moses: You’d care
Carly: I care if you think I’m a 👶 now
Moses: If I thought you were a baby, I’d steer clear of you, leave you for my brother
Carly: don’t just cos I can’t shut up & said I’ve not done this before 😳🍒
Moses: I’m going to take it, you’ll compare everyone after to me
Carly: I’ll think of you forever
Moses: You’ll miss me
Carly: you’ll miss me too when you’re married
Moses: That’s a while away, I’m not Johno
Carly: can I be a regular visitor til its not a while away?
Moses: Long as you don’t give me a reason why not, sure, why wouldn’t I want a visitor like you
Carly: 😁☁️🌼🌻🍀🌞🌈🌚🌟
Moses: dope, come get in the car
Carly: [literally run and do that gal for better or worse lol]
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2023-01-18  “C→G→Am→Em→F→C→F→G #TereBlog” ENG
Hello, I’m Teresa
Thank you for opening my blog once again (^‐^)
Currently I don’t know how long this blog will be but please read until the end 🤜🏻😵‍💫。゚
Well then let’s go
 The little bit of red sunlight as the sun is setting 🌅🤍
Click, a beautiful picture with Aya.
Recently I haven’t had the opportunity to see the setting sun and so being able to see it was refreshing.
C→G→Am→Em→F→C→F→G is the cord progression of a canon.
I don’t know anything about music but… living 20 years, the keyboard of a piano was really heavy and I couldn’t push down the keys and the music teacher laughed at me, and so the only song that I have in my repertoire is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
 During the recording of New Nogizaka Star Tanjou! I saw the chord progression of the song Iroha and Io-chan played on the guitar. I wanted to know the true magical secrets of their guitar playing skills, and so I looked it up.
 Apparently there are a lot of songs that use the canon chord progression. Even the song “chis ana koi no uta’ ‘Ito’ that we sang on New Nogizaka Star Tanjou have it. I was reminded of ‘Tsubasa wo kudasai’ from the last scene of Evangelion: 2.0.
 There are probably Nogizaka songs that use the same cord progression, I want to know so I’m going to look it up. If any of you know please let me know.
〜〜〜
The 15th of January was the day of our national online meet and greet
ニギ(  ◜ᴗ¯)🤝🏻(¯ᴗ◝  )ニギ
This time I was put together with Saa-chan and Iroha in the same lane 🤍
For some reason Ikeda was like a top batter.
The people who were had Satsuki-chan and Iroha oshimen towels I welcomed like I was a cast member at Disneyland (*ˊᵕˋ*)ノ" 
In a small corner of my heart I was hoping for some Ikeda ones? Is what I thought and so I hope that my feelings of gratitude and love were conveyed to everyone that came.
 It was only after I started working as an idol that I’ve been able to understand how hard it is to keep the people you love loving you (´-`).。oO
The reason that Hii-chan pulled me away from the fixed camera was because of this darn fruit sandwich🍓
The 15th of January is strawberry day, and so I had one as a snack. Harassho
 Playing Othello with Hii-chan the other day I got into a really good spot, I was so close to winning and…? Due to a connection error the game was void. Tears, tears.
I’ll definitely win next time! !٩(´・ω・`)وおー!!!
She realized the lipstick that I got as a present recently and gave me one! ( ᵒ̴̶̷̤◦ᵒ̴̶̷̤ )I’m so glad
 Oh that’s right. I’ve recently been thinking of a slogan 𓈒𓂂𓏸💭
Teresa-panda hakken! I still like but also don’t  
🤍Love me Teresa! 😳😳😳
 
🤍Ike-daisuki Tere-rabu
 🤍Anpan Shokupan Terepan! ( 'ч' )モグモグ
Who thinks↑are great?
If you have any good ones I want you to let me know in the comments, I’ll also happily accept them during the meet and greets as well 🤲🏻⸒⸒
I’m going to try my hardest at making a slogan ( ー`дー´)キリッ
 I’m always researching movies and music
When I read through the comments I always imagine that ‘when you’re not with me do you think about this, do you think about that’. After that I thought wouldn’t it be great if we could always be together.. But next week there is the individual meet and greet, and for the next three weeks in a row I’ll be able to speak with all of you directly!!! It’s going to be such a wonderful time 😭
 Until we meet then (◝𖥦◜)
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Here are the tv shows I am participating in📺
 
“Kotoge Eiji no nante Bi da!”
Every Tuesday at Midnight!
This week’s topic is “carvings and sculptures”
 The sculptures that I’m most familiar with are stone busts. There are also big fully body sculptures but I’m always scared that they’ll fall over… sweats. During an earthquake they all held down… 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
Every time I’m on ‘Nante bi da!” the outfits are super cute (///>-<///)
Even at the meet and greet some people come to the meet and greet and say “I wore what Ikeda was wearing!” and every time they do I feel glad that I got to wear those clothes.
If I never joined Nogizaka I think I would live my life wearing a track suit and it reminds me of how happy I am that my world has expanded.
I’ve come to realize recently how much I like big collar tops.
However I’m still more jealous of what others wear compared to myself😤😠😡💢
Also on the previous ‘slogan/catch phrase’ episode coming up with catch phrases for other people has become my addiction
For example… “aya can live as this countries little sister” ( •ω- )パチッ
I think that she has the ability to open the eyes to everyone of the country to be her big brother and big sister. Ichinose Mikuu-chan remembers giving birth to her but… sweats, but the incredible aya still has that daughter energy.
But in reality I’m the oldest of all of the 5th generation members aren’t I, but I’m just Aya’s miso soup.
 “Nogizaka Under Construction”
Every Sunday at midnight!
 Last week was the b grade news episode.
I couldn’t really say anything (regretfully) but I still appeared ☺️
 Hyacinth…Hyashinoki…I can’t get it out of my head……….
Kuromi-san was really concerned about the 5th generation members. Even recently “How are you” is something she must say like how you’re body won’t feel refreshed if you don’t bathe properly.
 Kuromi-san was seated next to Kaki-san, speaking of which I think she’s also like a mantis
I’m a pillbug and so I need to be weary of being eaten by a predator (ᵒ̴̶̷‪-ᵒ̴̶̷ )
It’s ok, there are no 5th generation members that have their name end in ‘ka’ so I can be at ease
(TL Note: Ka 蚊 means mosquito so I think that is what she is getting at)
 “Kanari no top me toreru Kana?” Every second week on Saturdays at midnight!
 Ikeda will appearing on January the 28th.
I’m looking forward to wearing with Nakada Kana-san for the first time 🀄🤍
“New Nogizaka Star Tanjou!”
Every Monday at 25:29-25:59!
On the previous episode our guest was Tsuruku Masaharu-san!
We sang Checker-san’s “Kanashikute jealousy” 🤙🏻🤍
The coreo was very cute and comical, I really liked it (*´`*)
Because of this recording I found out that Checkers songs repeat excessively! I really like the part in Kanashikute Jealousy when the sax comes in.
I was really shocked when I heard that this song came out in 1984( °_° )
It’s well refined and cool… I didn’t think this was a song that came out 40 years ago, sometimes tastes are ahead of their time.
 We also got to wear Checkers-san’s trademark outfit of checkered clothes!
I really love this outfit (◜𖥦◝ )︎💓I looks good if we’re all wearing checkered outfits, the beret hat was also cute! Please make sure to CHECK out the styling 🤲🏻⸒⸒
 On next week’s episode their will be a special project! For two weeks in a row we will be holding a NogiStar Uta Gassen 👊( ¨̮💪)
The guests will be the 4th generation members!!!
 I’ll be performing Candies-san’s “Heart no ace ga detekonai” ♥️🃏
4th generation members: Endo Sakura-san, Shibata Yuna-san, Tsutsui Ayame-san.
5th generation members: Kuu-chan and Aya and me, it’ll be a collaboration performance with the senior members!
 This will be the first performance of a Candies songs since May’s “Hohoemi Gaeshi”!
I hope I’m able to show how much I’ve grown since then, I’m going to do my best 🍬
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An introduction of the magazine’s Ikeda has been in:
 “BOMB” February issue
The country’s little sister Aya and I are in it!
On sale January 7th!
The 4th generation Member Tamura Mayu is on the front cover 🛸
Here is a behind the scene’s picture
Balance
The ginkgo trees here are really beautiful and they’re almost like a rug!
 Do you see a cute little sister and her big sister in this shot? I wonder if you can see it… (..)
Opinions on the magazine, I was praised a lot on Aya’s caricature (#^.^#) The parts to pay close attention to are the dignified eyebrows and the triangular mouth! I used Kuuppi pencils for the first time in 10 years.
 “20 ±SWEET 2023 JANUARY”
On sale Friday January the 13th (ˆ꜆ . ̫ . ).ᐟ.ᐟ
There were many people I saw bring it to the meet and greet on the 15th.
 I wore a smart stylish retro furisode and a mature knit one piece 💐
This was my first time wearing a kimono for a photo shoot and I was really nervous but because I was in the care of B.L.T who did the 5th generation member publication in September I was able to feel relaxed (●︎´▽︎`●︎)
Here’s an offshoot of me on the move🐙
A fluffy Teresa wearing a Furisode + down jacket + shawl, the wind by the shore felt really good.
 While wearing the furisode I rode a bike, sprinted on the beach while flying a kite, the camera man and the staff ran with me while constantly taking picture after picture while I was running 三/ ˙꒳​˙)/
It was a lot of fun
 The blue sky was spread out above us and the sea was sparkling more than usual.
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Music I’ve been listening to recently
“Dai zero kan”
This song has been on repeat ever since I watched the SLAM DUNK movie ⛹💨
That reminds me, a long time ago during practice matches there were schools that would play music when they were up. It definitely increases performance doesn’t it! I wish we did that.
 “Taiyou no Hana”
Honna Yoko-san’s voice is one that I really like ( *´꒳`*)
The gentle melody from the guite also really soothes you
 “My graduation”
I often heard it said that the hook of the song makes you feel good when you listen to it!
I really like SPEED-san’s styling, it reminds me a little bit of NewJeans.
 I think right now Y2K is popular, by popular I mean it’s going around, I hope that one day I feel nostalgic enough for the popular things of the younger generation 〜(ノд-`)
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💌Q&A corner
🐇What’s your favorite muscle?
(Blog name: Kokumin no Otouto)
🤍Hamstrings! They look so delicious ( ´ ཫ ` )
My least favorite muscle is trapezius muscle
🐇When did you have your biggest growth spurt?
(Blog name: Yamori)
🤍There’s no way I was even 150cm when I entered Middle School… I can’t believe I grew like 15cm in my 6th year! I think I grew the most in Middle School, the 160cm barrier is huge |🐽・)ジー
When I was in middle school I was always in the ranking for the third shortest and now, somehow, I’m one of the 3rd tallest. I’ve grown! (≧∀≦)
🐇I have the ultimate date plan! You know about the all night movie theatre right, you watch movies there late into the night!!! It only cost 2500 yen!! Let’s go!!
(blog name: Denshi Renji)
🤍You know Denji, I always thought his name was short for Denshi Renji.
I mumble incomprehensibly when I sleep, and it’s really annoying (other members told me) so wake me up if I fall asleep ✋🏻
🐇Who’s beside you right now? Do you have a recent story of Oogawa Aya?
(Blog name: Sarari toshita Sarariiman)
🤍I’m lonely on my bed writing my blog alone (..)
The country’s little sister Aya-chanman, yesterday she stacked 46 pancakes in a game, I can cook pancakes at least 🥞
 🐇Teresa-chan what’s a food that you suddenly want to eat?
(Blog nam,e: chibimashiko)
🤍Meat
I want to go to Churrasco one day🥓🥩🍗🍖
🐇I recently took a mock exam just like a real one, in the morning and afternoon I had an hour to spare, in cases like that what do you do Teresa-chan?
If you have a food that you always eat before a practice test or an actual test what is it! Or give me your recommendation!
(blog Name: Tsuribori)
🤍It would probably be napping 😪😴💤
Supplying me with sugar makes me sleepy so I’m not sure.. the people around me had Ramune!
🐇Was the green cardigan that Iketya was wearing for Nogisatsu itchy? I like the color so I was interested!
(blog name: i)
🤍It wasn’t itchy but it was airy and fluffy ( ♡_♡ )
I’m currently in the process of adding more greenish clothes🕊‪🌱
🐇Please tell me your recommended way for getting over the cold. I’d be happy if you were to respond💗
(blog name: kuri gohan)
🤍I recommend getting leg warmers
Last year I stayed in a gorge and it was so cold that I thought I was going to die but when I wore my leg warmers (this is what I wanted to say…!) is when I wore them.
I also recommend ear muffs, a scarf to go around your neck is good too 👂🏻"
🐇Tere usa-chan if you were to have any Nogizaka Member model for a wood carving who would you get? Senior member, 5th generation member ect…
(Blog name: Kingdom)
🤍That’s a tough one…( -᷅"-᷄ )
Making a sculpture of Kubo Shiori-chan would be the most trouble-free to get through! Her dance and cheek lines look really smooth💭
🐇Which is better individual or national meet and greets?
(Blog name: Live mint)
🤍I wonder which one has more regulars? Is what I think unconsciously then get sad, would you be mad if I said come to as many as you can? (ᵒ̴̶̷‪-ᵒ̴̶̷ )
🐇I always plan to say something every time we talk but Teresa-chan is so cute I always forget everything, suk…is what it becomes, is this because of the Tereru disease?
(blog name: Naruhodo)
🤍hmmmmm, this seems like a really severe case. Let’s gets you an injection yay yay 💉💉💉 ´-
🐇Nikuman, anman, pizzaman, out of these three which do you like most??
(Blog name: Nikki)
🤍You don’t even need to ask, meat of course it’s meat
Recently on New Nogizaka Star Tanjou! Live in Kobe, the pork bun I ate there was really good 😋I wonder where it came from…Go ask Io-chan
🐇What is your favorite drawing in manga and anime?
(blog name: Curry Rice no Shinseki)
🤍Manga →Togashi Yoshihiro’s works
Anime →Sailor Moon
When it comes to anime I really like cell animation(ᵒ̴̶̷‪-ᵒ̴̶̷ )
🐇Do you treasure and carry your fortune? Or do you tie it up at the shrine? Last year I put mine in my wallet and when I finally took it out of my wallet I felt like I really worked hard last year and it felt really good 😊
(Blog name: Takosu)
🤍If I get excellent luck then I’ll take it home with me! If not in order to make it excellent luck I tie it up and go home. When it comes to fortune slips I also put them in my wallet, sometimes when I see it I’ll open it up and read it but I’m never sure on how I should say goodbye to it…
🐇Bread is bread but which bread is best? 🍞、🥐、🥖
(blog name: Nikoyaka)
🤍The soft parts in French Bread
Rather than fluffy or crumbly I prefer a strong doughy texture.
🐇Teresa-chan if you were to live the world of any manga or movie which one would you like to live in?
(blog name: Negative Samurai)
🤍The world of Harry Potter! When I was in elementary school I wanted to attend Hogwarts(ᵒ̴̶̷‪-ᵒ̴̶̷ )
I don’t think I would like to live in the world of Attack on Titan or Evangelion…
🐇Have you ever played any RPGs?? 🌳⚔️🛡Is there are game that you’ve been wanting to try recently? 🎮📺
(blog name: Mikan omikuji)
🤍Is Undertale an RPG? I want to try it but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to clear a boss :( ;´꒳`;)
I was addicted a RPG called Dera Quest, the hero’s name is Teretsa (3 characters)
🐇Teresa-san is there something that you wish you could do forever? →I’m going to guess! Sleeping!! Lol
(blog name: Karashi/renkon)
🤍Corrrrrrrrrect!
So let’s sleep together(  ֊  ̫ ֊)
🐼Tere-pan, if you could name a new panda in Japan what would you call it?
(blog name: Nekofunjyaata)
🤍Teretere
🐇Recently your family got a dog but if you were to live with any animal while you are living by yourself what anime would you buy? Or are you the type that likes to be alone?
(blog name: Terepin oiru)
🤍I don’t wanna be alone anymoreeeeeeeeee😭
I really want to get a dog, a big one!
🐇ONLY TERESA!!! Out of all the 5th generation members you’re the only person I wanted to see and support and so I applied for the birthday live and didn’t win a single ticket 🥺Can you make aʃʃ( ´👁∀👁` )ノ゛ヨシヨシ for me
(blog name: oo! Kamiyo)
🤍Please love me more (●´^`●)
In other words please come see me
There there
🐇Winter is really dry and it makes my skin rough, Teresa, do you have any way of overcoming this?
(blog name: Iwashimizu)
🤍Moisturizing is important! Make sure to have Vaseline with you when you go out, you can use it both your lips and your finger tips (*´³`*)
Apparently puckering does the opposite and dries out your lips so be careful
🐇Are you fussy when it comes to people giving you food?
(blog name: Bonjour)
🤍Recently I’ve been addicted to eggs, things like tamago kake gohan🍚🍳 𓈒𓂂𓏸
I like it when the yolk has a deep color to it is what I thought but apparently that has nothing to do with how fresh it is but it changes based on what the chicken ate.
When the yolk (is this really yolk?) is an egg that I really want to try!
🐇After eating something sweet I find myself craving something salty…what should I do? Lol
(Blog name: Hachimitsu ni mitarashi ni satoshoyu)
🤍The other day when I was eating French toast Satsuki-chan said the same thing. I told her “why don’t you try licking salt”
The current kind of popular thing for the 5th generation members is Truffle salt
You can buy it at the supermarket, Hii-chan brought it to our Christmas party and when we tried it we really liked it. Iroha has it with chicken.
🐇What kind of hairstyle did you have for you coming of age ceremony? I want to use it as a reference for when I participate in the ceremony!
(Blog name: yumeyume)
🤍I asked for a side bread with the long side hanging beside my face ⸜🌷︎⸝‍
As an accessory the hair and make up stylist said that a flower would suit it and so they chose one for me, the big point is the lively braids!
🐇Are you type of person that invites members out or that gets invited out?
(Blog name: GIGABYTE)
🤍I’m a longer
When I go out with Aruno and Hii-chan…before I know it there are a pair of chopsticks in front of me.
🐇For the 20±SWEET when you were doing the kite flying, were you able to do it right away? 🪁
(Blog name: Shitsurei, mamimamita)
🤍This is very difficult………..:( ;´꒳`;)
On the day of the shoot the weather was really good, clear blue skies, but since the weather was so good there was no wind.
I sprinted as hard as I could on the sandy beach and I ran until I was so tired I couldn’t run anymore but because I’m so slow the kit never lifted off the ground.
 Finally the staff managed to get it in the air and they gave it to me and I started running ε=ε=ε=┌(     '-'  )┘
🐇Do you prefer checkers or stripes?
(blog name: Tereyaki niku! Jyuu Jyuu💭)
🤍I like to wear checkered clothes, but I think I wear more stripped clothes. Ikeda’s usual casual clothes are plain….
🐇Let’s fail some courses!!!
1, Teresa- 🍞meet and greet was so fun!! Is it ok if I go again?? 🥺
2, For breakfast do you prefer 🍞or 🍚?
(Blog name: Kanneru tere ojisan)
🤍Please do your best at school! Teresa-power injection 💉💦
1, I’ll be waiting (≧∀≦)
Please come and see me soon 🤲🏻⸒⸒
2, I want to say brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrread… but I’m Teresa-han (rice)
🐇Do you often get confused on when to find a good time to talk to some? I kind of know when it comes to my sister….
(blog name: ???????(  ˙-˙  )???????)
🤍The other day I found a time when I asked Aruno which Nogizaka MV they liked and the MV they like is….a secret but I’m super glad that we like the same thing
 THE END!
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The other day I watched the documentary of the third generation members of Sakurazaka46-san. Watching it reminded me a lot of when I took the 5th generation member auditions.
At the same time, both then and now I realized my feelings hadn’t changed. At that time I was desperately pursing the goal of become a member of Nogizaka46, and seeing how everyone is so far from the ideal self that I envisioned makes me feel better.
However, since joining Nogizaka through all the jobs I’ve done and through all the care I received from all the staff members and with the help of the others I’ve been appearing alongside I believe they’ve given me a lot of strength.
More than anything, if I didn’t debut nobody would know about us but it is thanks to the fans who found me and cheered for ne is how I are currently being supported. If the fans weren’t here, I wouldn’t be anywhere close to where I are now.
 I currently have nothing.
Even when compared to the other members there is so much I can’t do. I can’t dance or sang, I can’t even talk to the senior members (seeing the other 5th generation members getting close to the senior members gets me down) I don’t have many redeeming qualities, I know not having confidence isn’t good but I can’t help it.
However the reason I can be proud is because of my fans. The reason I can be confidence is because I’m cared for by all of these amazing people. Thank you all so very much.
 Within all of the help I’ve been given, I need to work a little harder so I can repay all of you. I’m going to keep doing my best.
Let’s meet again, I love you all
23.01.18 #Terepan blog #25 (I’m going to give your heart a zukkyun and make it niko niko, otherwise I’ll Tere-punch it 🤜🏻😵‍💫。゚)
https://www.nogizaka46.com/s/n46/diary/detail/101065?ima=5630
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SEE this is why I wouldn’t put Goresi & Mamosi in school 🙅🏻‍♀️😵‍💫. If we do we’re gonna be part of the problem, we are spiritually responsible for abusing them & you know how school is which is also emotional abuse 😬. If we put them in school tho then there needs to be a balance but I still don’t think it’s a good decision. Hmmm what chu think Mamo? 🤔💭🐥 *quack quack quack quack quack* EXACTLY 🙌🏼. We gotta make a difference out here. People be like you find friends at school & shit BUT TF we gonna have to go find them some friends at the park & shit fr fr. This is so complicated. Idc if it’s too early to be thinking about all this 😒 ima still think about it 🙄
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tugging at my heartstrings 👁 
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hi-i-love-u-bitch · 2 years
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I want a disgustingly cute JonDami fic but their both still like 8-9 yrs old and Damien is still a grumpy demon child that threatens people with a katana but put him in a social situation where there is NO fighting involved he just becomes a shy, awkward child that constantly clings to Bruce/Batman, occasionally peeking out from behind his father's cape/pants leg and glaring at people. Then he meets Jon who is a goofy, excitable puppy Boi (much like his father) and who's sweet yet sassy nature charms every one around him. And there first meeting is basically like that scene from Bambi where he meets Feline for the first time.
Jon: 🤭He's kind of bashful isn't he dad?
Clark: Well maybe he wouldn't be if you'd say hello
Jon: Hello, Damien 😊
Damien: 😠*retreating further behind his father's cape*😠
Jon: l said hello 🥺🥺🥺
Bruce: Well aren't you going to answer him?
Damien: 😤😤😤😤 *huffs and looks the other way*
Bruce: 😏 You're not afraid, are you?
Damien: 😳*aggressively shakes head*😡😡😡
Bruce: Well then, go ahead *gently pushes Damien forward*
Damien: 😡...😶...😳
Bruce: Go on, say hello
Damien: 😳
Jon: 😊
Damien: .................................👉👈😖Hello
Jon: 🤩💖💞*vibrates in excitement*💝💕🥰
So then like Jon has this little kid crush on Damien and is always teasing him cuz Damien always gets super flustered when ever someone who is NOT his immediate family is even remotely nice to him. And our poor boy Damien has no idea how to handle it, he tried putting up a front with his usually snarky and rude persona but that apparently did nothing to dissuade the youngest superboy. In fact it probably just encouraged Jon to be even more sweet and affectionate.
Jon, every time he sees Damien: *giggling as he gives a tiny wave* Hiii Dami~ 🥰🥰🥰
Damien, without fail: *furiously blushing as he hides behind his father or whichever older sibling is nearby* 😡😡😡
Everyone thinks it's super cute; the batkids tease Damien about it relentlessly, though not too much, as they don't want to dissuade their little brother from making friends. The superkids tease Jon as well but it's a lot less successful since Jon isn't as embarrassed by it. Clark at first had been weary of Damien's abrasive nature clashing with his son's more gentle demeanor but he soon realized that their whole relationship was just him and Bruce in their early days, with a lot more blushing and heart eyes involved. Bruce was just happy that Damien was making friends and despite his son's outward annoyance he was actually enjoying the attention.
Jon: We make a great team, right Dami? 😊
Damien: -tt- You're a distraction at best 😤
Jon: So are you but I still manage to get the job done 😋💕
Damien: S-shut it Kent! 😡
It's like witnessing a grumpy kitten interacting with a happy puppy and trying so hard to pretend that it doesn't enjoy the puppy's company. Like it's just the cutest thing to witness the wholesome relationship growth between the children, weather platonic or romantic, and such a refreshing thing to see in-between the everyday hero grind.
Damien, getting ready to leave on an important mission with Bruce: 🤔*intense focus*💭
Jon, giggling through the coms: Oh Dami~💕
Damien: 😳What do want Kent?😤
Jon, even more giggling: Good luck 🥰🤗😚
Damien, immediately flustered: 😳😵‍💫😖 S-stupid farm boy! Stop playing around when there's still work to be done! 😡😡😡
Like they'll be sitting in at a meeting along side their dads and Jon will (not so) sneakily pass little notes or pieces of candy to Damien across the table. Sometimes Damien is too short to reach so Bruce, without even looking or pausing what he's saying, will carefully slide the offering a little closer so Damien can reach without fussing about how: he didn't need any help. Eventually Damien gets a little braver and meets with Jon under the table, still passing notes so as not to disrupt the meeting and doodling little stories together in Jon's notebook.
They eventually start interacting more outside of hero work especially when it is discovered they go to the same school. (Shut up it's my AU and cannon means nothing to me 😤) Damien takes more advanced courses so they don't have any classes together but they do have the same lunch/recess period. So they sit together during lunch and hang out a recess with Damien always making a big show of being super annoyed about it. It's hard to take him seriously with his face always turning red anytime Jon smiles his way. After school they either go to the park or the corner store to buy snacks while they wait to get picked up, Jon holding Damien's hand as he leads them around cuz:
🥺🥺What if we lose each other in the big crowd, Dami?🥺🥺And we have to be sure to stay safe while crossing the street!🥺🥺It's super dangerous and scary being alone in the city!🥺🥺
Damien, who has seen this boy take on an entire alien army by himself: 😳You're probably right. We are much safer staying together. 👀👉👈
Like I need this okay!!!😤😤😤 I need this to be so fluffy and sweet that my teeth rot out of my mouth 😭❤😭❤️ Idk if I'll write it one day since I'm busy with work but if anybody has any fanfic recommendations like this please comment and tag me 🙏🙏🙏
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That recent reblog got me thinking 💭 Nanamin subbing for his chubby darling with that same concept 😵‍💫🥴
BABE!!! YOU GOT ME THINKIN!!
No but lowkey i wanna write a fic for this but my brain is tired and writing a full length fic would be wayyyy too hard SO we shall settle for some good ole headcanons 💕
Ok listen, i was just gonna do a couple thoughts but this got WAYYYY too long so pls don't kill me for accidentally writing a novel sksksk
CW: chubby fem reader, smut, submissive Nanami, praise kink, not beta read bc this shit is way too fucking long and im tired and hungry so you get what you get sksksk
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Hnnnnnnggg submissive Nanami make my brain go brrrrrrrrrrr
Let's back up a bit: Nanami does not see himself as a dom or sub. He doesn't see the point in labeling yourself for sex. As long as the two of you enjoy yourselves, there's no need to worry about silly titles for the two of you.
But, if you want to get all technical about it, he's a switch leaning more towards dominant. Nanami is used to being independent, being in charge, taking care of others, so he naturally takes on a more dominant, nurturing role in your relationship. He doesn't do this intentionally: he just loves you and wants to keep you safe and happy, and the best way for him to do that is to be in control of the situation. Of course he would never do anything without your consent, but if he exhibits dominance and you let him, he will continue bc it's what he knows best.
But being in charge all the time takes it's toll on a person, especially when their job entails the same responsibilities as Nanami's. He gets worn out just like everyone else, and he struggles to relax.
That's where you come in.
His pretty chubby baby, with lumps and curves and limitless love resting in that big heart of yours. He'd do anything for you, going to the ends of the Earth to get the most common items, all bc he loves you.
He thinks you're a queen, that you deserve to be endlessly loved and worshipped, so submitting to you is difficult.
Let's be clear: Nanami has no problem letting you take the lead. The problem lies in the fact that he feels inadequate, undeserving. He feels like if he isn't actively giving you pleasure, then he's not fulfilling your needs and he's failing as a partner. It's hard for him to sit back and let someone else do all the work bc he's so used to taking on several burdens at a time. This is new territory for him and he's absolutely terrified.
Your first time dominating Nanami was completely by accident. He had come home late, body aching, eyes heavy as he sat down on the couch. You were so good to him, bringing him a glass of wine and an array of cheeses you had found at the market that day. You offered to give him a massage, and although he hesitated, he still accepted your offer.
That's how he found himself sitting on the floor, leaning back against the couch with your legs on either side of him. Your hands your working wonders on his shoulders, loosening up his sore muscles and helping him settle into a sense of ease. You muttered small comments about your day, what you did, what you had planned for the next day. Nanami feels like he could fall asleep against you.
That's when your hands start to wander, rubbing over his biceps and chest, palms pressing down into him. He can feel his body come to life when you unbutton his shirt, slipping your hands underneath, claiming that it would feel better if his shirt wasn't in the way.
He didn't stop you, didn't complain when your lips found his neck and your hands traveled further down to unbuckle his belt, pulling down his zipper and releasing his cock. He tried suggesting taking care of you, fingering you or eating your pussy before you focused on him, but you captured his lips with your own and shut him up. He moaned into your mouth as you stroked his cock, inhaling sharply when you squeezed his balls or rubbed your thumb over his slit. He found himself melting into your touch, letting you do whatever you liked. It all felt so good and he was enjoying himself more than he expected he would, his cock throbbing as he felt hints of his climax approaching—
But you pulled your hand away. He frowned when you leaned back, removing your lips from his. He almost pouted when he tried to follow but you sat up, removing your hands from him.
"Why did you stop?" he asked breathlessly, chest rising and falling rhythmically. He watched as you swing your leg over him and stand, giving him a gentle smile and holding out your hand.
"Let's go to bed, bub."
He followed you eagerly, letting you lead him to bed and help him out of the rest of his clothes. He tried returning the favor, making you feel good too, but you insisted that he lie down and let you take care of him. It was hard giving up control to you—all he wanted to do was make you feel good—but he knew that letting you do this would please you, so he did the best he could and listened to your request.
You had undressed, crawling over to him and hovering above him. You were already aligning his cock to your cunt when he stopped you.
"Darling, let me prepare you first."
"It's okay, Ken," you smiled sweetly, plump cheeks rounded. "I'm wet enough already. Giving you a massage really turned me on." Oh GOD, you make him so WEAK.
So he let's you do what you want, which was a blessing and curse at the same time. You had started so quickly, hands pressed against his chest and pushing him down to the bed. Your cunt was so warm and wet, your thick body bouncing as you rode him. It was so overwhelming that Nanami came within a few minutes.
But you didn't stop. You kept riding him, squeezing his cock with your cunt, leaving him breathless and trembling. He's still fairly composed until he's past his third orgasm: then he's pleading and shaking and crying for relief. You feel so good and he's so overstimulated and despite your legs being tired you're still grinding your hips into his and he's so just helpless.
He's begging softly between pants, mouth agape, drool pooling at the edge of his mouth. He's so far gone that all he can do is hold onto your hips for dear life and pray that you'll let him rest soon.
He's so cute like this, fucked out expression, unfocused eyes barely open. He buried his face into your chest, moaning into your breasts as he came once more. Tears or sweat are collecting in your cleavage, trailing down your plump stomach and to your cunt. He's letting out the sweetest sounds, all of it muffled by your fat tits pushed into his face.
You finally had mercy after he came five times. He's shaking, holding onto you so hard that bruises are left behind. He's fucked out, weak, sensitive, but he doesn't let you go. He keeps whimpering and hiding himself in your chest, so you coo and tell him how wonderful he was for you and how proud of him you are. The two of you hold onto each other for at LEAST an hour, your hands smoothing over him as you give him dozens of kisses. He's so spent from the entire encounter and he falls asleep below you, cock still soft inside you, arms locked around your squishy torso. You let him rest, hoping that your actions helped him in some way.
He's so apologetic once he wakes up, telling you over and over how sorry he is for not considering your pleasure and for falling asleep without cleaning up and you didn't even have dinner—
"Ken, baby, look at me." Your pudgy hands cupped his chiseled face, forcing him to look at you. "I'm fine. Nothing's wrong. I just wanted to make you feel better." God, he's so lucky to have you 🥺🤧💕
Nanami is more receptive to taking on more submissive roles after that. It's not common, but there are days when he will come home and gently ask if you can take care of him tonight like that first night. He tries to reserve these requests for Friday and Saturday night so he can rest soundly the next day.
He's such a pleaser. Even when you're sucking the soul out of his cock, he's begging to eat you out so you can feel good too. He tries to make you cum every time he does, but he gets so lost in the pleasure that he can't even think let alone rub your clit.
OH MY GOD, HE LOVES PRAISE. Every time you tell him how good he is, how proud you are of him, he trembles and falls further in love with you. He could cum from your praise alone, he's that turned on by it.
He's naturally quiet during sex, but after you've made him cum a few times he gets louder and whinier and needier. He'll hiccup and struggle to breathe properly and he can't tell you what he wants, all he can do is paw at your ample flesh and pray you give him the relief he desires.
He HATES teasing. It's okay occasionally, but if you edge him or deny his pleasure for too long he will feel inadequate. One time he was so deep in sub space and you had edged him for too long and he started sobbing bc he didn't think he was good enough for you 🥺 needless to say yall stopped there and went through aftercare for the next hour.
He doesn't submit often, but he'll gladly fall to his knees if you asked to dominate him. He's so eager to please and will do anything you ask as long as it makes you happy.
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Mrs Holmes // dad!sherlock x singer!reader
part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4 , part 5 , part 6 , part 7 , part 9
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bellahadid quality time with mrs holmes 💭👙❣️
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y/nfan9 MRS HOLMES?!?! WHAT
sherlockfan3 they’re married…? 😵‍💫
gigihadid how DARE you hang out without me
y/nholmes you were too busy you said ?!?!
gigihadid exactly so I expect you to reschedule!! 😡
bellafan4 it’s miss steal yo girl @sherlockholmes
sherlockholmes Bella is definitely capable of stealing y/n from me.
bellahadid sike, you never got married, I didn’t do the ceremony properly 🤪
y/nholmes problem is I wouldn’t put it past you 😭
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y/nholmes when touring in vegas…get married by bella hadid?
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bellahadid happy i was the officiator 🤝 mad I wasn’t the maid of honor
y/nholmes you can’t have both ?!?
bellahadid BUT I WANTED BOTH 🥹
sherlockholmes I still think that Elvis impersonator was plotting our murders after we chose Bella over him… @bellahadid
bellahadid was he a supermodel/best friend of the bride&groom? no. he wasn’t even the real elvis. he needed to humble himself!!!
vegaselvis4u i am humble…i’m also the best impersonator you’ll find in vegas!
bellahadid 🫣
arianagrande BLESSED TO BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR 👰🏻‍♀️💫
y/nholmes the best MOH ❤️‍🔥
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harryupdates HARRY AT Y/N AND SHERLOCK HOLMES’ WEDDING ON TUESDAY!
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harryfan19 apparently he was the best man 😭😭
harryupdates I’m pretty sure he was!!
y/nfan12 i can’t believe he was actually there 🥺
harryfan9 he looks so cute 🫠
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sherlockholmes I can’t actually believe I let him be my best man.
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harrystyles I gave you the BEST stag do ever, what are you complaining about?!
sherlockholmes The? Best? You got drunker than me (which is saying something), stripped off naked and ran into the sea…
harrystyles C’mon, you know I’m your best friend, and I will always embarrass you as much as possible!
sherlockfan19 only og’s will remember when john watson was sherlock’s best friend 😞
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anon47 man fuck y/n, she came and ruined his life by trapping him with a child
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