#when i went it was only Spanish

[bahoreal]

ok paris trip! cheeky summary :-) (limited by image count lol)

we went up to the artists streets bc i wanted to see the big church and i was fully charmed by the buildings, different areas have very different charms to them. i took a lot of photos of fragments of buildings like these two. i always take pictures like this, the charm of a city comes through in the life reflected in ordinary houses

also big church. pretty. i dont follow Christianity but they sort of went off with the architecture

TWO pyramid selfies for your viewing pleasure. i didnt know there was an upside down one as well! i also did a really bad job at aligning my hand to the pyramids ndjshdjddn

louvre. i love a statue. miss venus was so incredible in person.

this was my second favourite statue(tte?) in the louvre. after miss venus. its from mexico 300-400AD and its a little fella with a WARRIOR INSIDE.

and on the final day we went to the eiffel tower. the scale of it is always insane to me, they have this other teeny eiffel tower built near it which looks big when youre next to it. then the further away you get the scale of the real eiffel tower becomes evident (its in the second photo, on the right behind the trees)

tumblr has limited me to 10 photos :( so not pictured: me getting immediately addicted to petit déjeuner with cafe créme, the teeny apartment out of the city centre we were staying, with a bistro where a guy gave me a free shot of limoncello because it was my birthday:)) the fancy dinner we went to, the selfies i took with liberty leading the people (!!!!), the little video i took blowing a kiss to spain, photos of other tourist-y and less tourist-y areas, the 100 other louvre photos i took 😂

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Excerpts from Ze's NY Times interview

[nobodieshero-main]

goth kerenian's kiss each others eyelids in greeting. btw.

[kamuro-junrenka]

So ive been obsessed with this minedai fanfic for a few months now and i asked the author i could translate it bc i read it like a million times and i wanted to do something with it and they gave me permission and man i really recommend translating fics bc you start appreciating things more and bc you have to read it very slowly as you translate and you imagine the scenarios way better, its actually very fun

[berryblu-soda]

i think the most annoying thing abt loving urban fantasy and school settings and having a lot o my blorbos in them is, like, i´m *HOMESCHOOLED????* have been since 4th grade, but still the school i went to probably isnt a good frame of refference. so im lest just completely lost and looking for refferences is practically impossible, bc *WHO DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL??* amirite???

so i´m low key scared i´ll write something just completely uninformed which will be noticed inmediately by everyone, and i´ll be put in a cage in the plaza and get tomatos thrown at me :((

[still-got-no-idea]

No mames porque soy así

Claro, es que- no se

No se nada de porque es tan difícil a decir ‘no’

No se nada de eso!

Bueno, ahora tengo dos biblias

NO QUIERO HACER ESO PERO JAIFSINASJKNFAJKFNSJA

SE VEAN MIS ZAPATOS QUE ESTAN GAY Y ESO ES COMO SE HACE?????

Ahora tengo algo para leer, pero todavía wey

[endofbeginings]

Since i started watching f1 ive had very few dreams about it (which is rare because i dream a lot and the things i watch constantly come up) but fernando is Always in them..... to be fair if someone is haunting me in my dreams freddy krueger style it makes total sense that its him right

[fulane-de-tal]

white people are literally so batshit insane bonkers how are you saying these things genuinely where is the though you've lived here your WHOLE life how have you never heard of one of the most important locations in the city...

[chqnified]

I found a use for me having spent 11 years of my life learning Chinese. I can actually understand WayV lyrics

[livvyofthelake]

remember despacito? that was so. 😬. the state of pop music was so dire in 2017 we had to resort to a song that featured justin bieber…

[nya-vivi]

Oftentimes I have the social awareness of a plant, and can be a bit inconsiderate on text. So I make it up by being excessively enthusiastic on my next messages.

[icehot13]

listening to ghostsoap playlists and tbh what a relief that everyone else was going through the vaqueros missions going ale-ale-jandroooooooo. i feel confident you all also called them the vaqueritos the second they were introduced because come on????

[camelspit]

I could defeat god with my powers of evasion

(Just escaped getting dress coded)

[papus-clown-enclosure]

Hmmmmm want to ramble vent about my moms asshole sister but also like

😶

[yoichichi]

DO YOU NOT CARE ME

NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS LATER YOURE HERE PLSSSSSSS

Javier is so into free use it’s sick, but like in the most “casual” way. Rough hands running up your back stirring you awake 9 nights out of 10, rubbing his scruff on the crook of your neck unintentionally as he whispers unintelligible requests until you’re more coherent. But by then he knows you’re probably wet enough n ready for him because he’s been working on this all night. The same heavy hands resting on your thighs for too long when he asks if you want a share of his dinner, a quick n grumbly “g’night” too close to your ear, him pretending he doesn’t notice the goosebumps on your arms when he’s being like this.

He does it all like he needs to ask and work you up to it anyways :/ he’s sweet about it which is why he knows you’re so sweet in return about letting him use you whenever he wants or needs it

[thefage]

When I was in the 9th grade I had an English teacher that was worse at the language than almost all of her students, and at the end of the year what I now recognize was probably very bad pathological demand avoidance prevented me from finishing some of the assignments, bringing my grade down to a C and potentially impacting my chances to get into a program that would allow me to get out of the country, so in a panic I sent an email, and when I never heard back I asked her about it and she said that she didn't know who it was from because apparently my name wasn't attached to the account I sent it to(which, at the time, all my accounts had my name IN the email, and it wasn't a common name, either) before scolding me on improper email structure. It was incredibly frustrating at the time because for one, I had never been properly taught email structure, and also proper email structure felt really trivial when talking to someone who was supposed to teach English but barely understood proper sentence structure. To this day I question everything I write when composing an email, when in reality nobody I'm writing these emails to gives a shit and I'm just making things needlessly complicated for myself.