#who the fuck approved that

[mintbees]

Watcher moving all of their content going forward to a paid streaming service for JUST their own content and not posting on youtube anymore? Pitching that idea to a mostly young viewer base who dont want to/cant pay for an extra streaming service? ohhhh they're so cooked

[yubnubforhire]

My new kink is looking up unedited and unwhitewashed pics and videos of kpop idols so I can actually see people’s natural fucking skin tones

[gideonnavsenormousbiceps]

whoever thought replacing Henry cavill with Liam Hemsworth was a good idea is a fucking menace

[fuckmewithyourtoespj]

who the fuck thought of the idea that the tag your mouse is hovering over should be selected rather than the one you are typing. i want to fight you in parking lot

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au

Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.

Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u

Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor

Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut

Dan:

Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[navree]

Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.

Kamala 2024!

If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.

But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.

[qqueenofhades]

May I present the best headline I've seen today:

Look, the Fulton County people have already said they plan to give him the full works: fingerprinting, mugshot, perp walk, releasing height/weight, etc, all the usual criminal treatment that he's managed to avoid so far. So yeah, he's gonna fucking HATE it, and if I don't see the mugshot everywhere on everything and made into all the memes you can think of, the internet will have failed me.

[beastwhimsy]

special to me... happy pride month I am so sick right now

[lover-of-mine]

No because, the gay firefighter blorbos might not be fucking, but the canon is so wild. Eddie really woke up one day after almost dying, drove to his attorney, and added Buck to his fucking will. They had known each other for what? Two years? When Eddie literally signed a legal document tying him to Buck in a moment that was officially talked about as Eddie's way to say "I love you to the core" and then Eddie just didn't tell Buck about it until a year later. How much more wild can a ship get? Sure, we have easy stuff like the casual touches, the bizarre synchronization, and we have pretty intense stuff like the way Buck clawed at mud because he was ready to dig through 40 feet of it to get to Eddie, or how Eddie climbed a wet lightning rod to get to Buck, and how Buck has tasted Eddie's blood, and how Eddie literally brought Buck back to life, but they have a legal document tying them together for the past 3 seasons. WHAT THE FUCK. Like, for the love of God, what were the writers thinking when they decided on that particular plot. That's just fucking wild.

[cometblaster2070]

don't get me wrong, i absolutely love hunter, i think he's a great character and he's really nice and sweet and a great boyfriend too.

i love him and ashlynn together (especially in the books) and i also love the way they show him questioning his destiny with how he hates hunting animals and goes vegan after attending eah, how he sabotages his father's traps and hangs birdhouses in the forest instead.

you get the point, he's great; we all like him.

but i just CAN'T with that horrible fucking haircut.

like what the fuck is this????

WHO was in charge of designing his character i just wanna talk because what in the good god is THAT he is literally bald from the side it is not working for him.

i don't have any idea what they were going for but i want to know how bad you fuck up to end up with this as the final design.

ashlynn's a better person than i am; he's wonderful but i would never date him with that fuckass haircut.

she needs to tell him to grow it out or SOMETHING

[weabooweedwitch]

"Jack Black is such a good fit for Bowser" I mean YEAH have you SEEN Bowser? He's like a 10 foot giant turtle monster who has a "black jewelry with spikes" punk aesthetic and he'll steal your TV to turn on the parental locks for his son. He's conquered entire countries with his army of fellow mean-spirited individuals and he wrote in his secret diary thst he hopes the Princess he just kidnapped will like him. He's got a clown copter and it ran out of gas once and he had to swim across the ocean while his second in command flew across on a broom and forgot about him. Another villain tricked him with a fake wedding to Peach and he didn't even realize it was a trap because he was just legitimately excited to get married. You think I'm gonna be surprised if this camp beast has a musical number? He was in a commercial with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu herself. He has his minions call him things like YOUR HIDEOUSNESS before he goes out gokarting. He saw Mario crash an entirely different wedding to Peach while ALSO wearing a wedding dress and he just said "nice style but did I invite you though?". koopa king shit.

[labyrynth]

where are these characters from? wrong answers only.

[jackshiccup]

despite knowing what was going to happen, snotlout's redemption and eventual downfall was so so heartbreaking to me. we spend the past 10 books witnessing how much he's tormented and bullied hiccup that we all feel the same anger and frustration and resentment as fishlegs does in the beginning of 11. i was, maybe, even rooting for something a little bad to happen to him so that he can feel even a fraction of the humiliation that he put hiccup through. but time and time again hiccup, with his inherent goodness and wonderful capacity to always try and see the best in people, reminds us that people need and deserve second chances. even third, fourth and fifth chances. even when hiccup was faced with the certainty that snotlout was set on betraying him from the start.

that's why it was so satisfying to get to the emotional catharsis of the swordfight. snotlout practically begging for hiccup to hate him and hiccup genuinely not having it in him to be able to. and even after that, even after he disarms hiccup and is seconds from killing him - he doesn't. and then hiccup comforts snotlout through it. he tells him words that snotlout didn't know he's been desperate to hear. he tells him he's being too hard on himself. he tells him he's a hero. he opens a door inside snotlout's life for the first time in a long time. despite everything, he offers him another choice to join the dragonmarkers. and snotlout accepts. he bows to hiccup, he calls him king, pledges his sword to his service forever, shakes his hand and chooses to bear the dragonmark.

and it's this moment we finally seeing the seeds of change planted in snotlout sprout - instigated by gobber teaching him a lesson in the amber slavelands and reminding him what the black star represents: pride, honour, bravery. all the times we see snotlout give in to vulnerability and ponder on his choices, he's always holding onto it. which makes it all the more symbolic when he hangs it around hiccup's neck during his last act of valour.

just like how the book tells us that the tides can change so fast, through hiccup, my heart was able to give snotlout another chance too. and it's because of hiccup's belief in snotlout's potential for more that makes you feel so strongly about his death. snotlout's excitement at finally being on hiccup's side, at doing what's right, at having the opportunity to actually be a hero - we can't help but feel that burst of pride, we can't help but root for him. and so we feel the loss, as hiccup did. and it's a point driven home when hiccup ends the epilogue with how he’s carried snotlout and his sacrifice with him all throughout his life. and how time has rubbed away at the black star.

that now the star doesn't look black at all. just gold.

[theabstruseone]

Wait, he ranked the price of Twitter by 20 billion? Weren’t the rumours that he was looking to tank Twitter then sell off its assets?

The problem is you can find all sorts of rumors. He bought Twitter to wreck it, he bought Twitter to turn it into the X App he failed at pitching at PayPal, he bought Twitter to destroy the public square and undermine democracy, he bought Twitter as part of a deal with Mark Zuckerberg to destroy Twitter and leave Facebook as the only viable social media platform, he bought Twitter to appears the grey aliens in their war against the lizard people on behalf of the Illuminati.

The thing is...Elon Musk did NOT want to buy Twitter. He had to be sued and forced to buy the company.

He ran his mouth because he was angry he wasn't getting his way like the rich asshole he is, basically saying "If you don't do what I say I'll just buy the place and make you." And because he'd already bought shares of the company as part of this strongarm tactic, he was legally responsible for buying the company. And at his stupid-ass $54.20 offer that added over $150 million to the price just to add the $0.20 to the price because 420 blaze it and he is a child.

Add in that Tesla and SpaceX only function because they're Musk-proofed themselves. There are layers between the manic whims of the spoiled manchild that prevent him from running around yanking wires out of stuff to see what breaks like he's allegedly done at Twitter (technically it was turning off servers to see who panicked accord to reports but seriously, that's the sort of shit he's doing).

There doesn't need to be any grand conspiracy or ulterior motive other than the racist misogynist homophobic asshole who refuses to be told "no" is throwing a massive temper tantrum because his ex-wives hate him, his children hate him, he was forced to buy the company, and he got kicked out of PayPal 20 years ago and hasn't gotten over the bruised ego since then.

Do you REALLY think the guy who got so mad the President of the United States issuing an official statement from the White House got more attention than him so had the engineers boost his ranking in the algorithm enough so that he dominated everybody's feeds for a day to get more attention on him could actually plot a real conspiracy?

Or does Occam's Razor say he's just a privileged little shit who is indulging in his racism and transphobia while pandering to the fascist sycophants who keep licking his boots?