Having multiple A03 tabs open is like, “Ok is this the fic where the characters are siblings, the one where they’re fucking, the one where they got age regressed to toddlers, or the one where one of them owns a coffee shop and the other one’s a dragon?”
And it’s the same fandom so your brain’s just like, seamlessly bopping around from platonic to porn to preschooler and it’s like doing burpees for your synapses.
(Feel free to print this out to show your therapist if they ask whether you do any kind of brain training exercises.)
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Something I love is when a character pretends to be dating themselves/their secret identity to prove they aren’t the same person.
So, what if, in a marvelxdc situation, where Peter is in Gotham, he ends up pretending to date himself in front of the bats? I can see it’s starting out with a misunderstanding/accident, probably from when Peter and Nightwing are hanging out. Then it just snowballs are there, and Peter finally realizes what’s going on, he means full chaos gremlin into it.
Bonus points if Felicia is involved and eggs things on before Peter gets involved. Double bonus points if this is an AU were Batman and Bruce Wayne are ‘dating’.(According to most of Gotham)
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Hey guys look at this cool rock I found :D
It was warm when I found it, but it fits perfectly in my hand and its really cool :D
I rate it 9/10, good rock!!
(Ignore my dirty mousepad)
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‘Ello! It’s 3AM and I can’t sleep, so imma do an info dump about being on hormones as a ftm transgender guy that you might not know!
•First thing right off the bat is obviously acne. You’re essentially going through puberty all over again, but in the opposite direction.
So you’re gonna get oily, and have pimples all over your face, neck, and occasionally on your back or shoulders! Yaaaaaay 🥲
•Second is that you’re going to get hot flashes!
It’s like a white-hot prickly/itchy sensation that hits pretty suddenly.
For me, it was all over my back, but it could also be your entire torso, arms, or even legs.
You know when older ladies talk about going through menopause? Yup. You’re in the same boat bud.
Why this happens to older women is that, as they age, their body slowly stops producing as much estrogen hormone as it used to, so the body’s internal temperature goes haywire for a bit, before it evens out, so it’s gonna happen to you too.
For me personally, it lasted about four months.
Four very, very uncomfortable, itchy months.
I personally compared it to an electric shock, or being struck by lightning. (Obviously exaggerative, but it kinda hurt)
•Third thing is bottom growth!
Funny enough, this one is not a very clear topic, so I never really understood it when I was doing my research.
What this means, is that your lower extremities will begin to enlarge, and you essentially grow a mini dck. Pretty neat!
The size will vary from person to person, but here’s a little tidbit I was never told;
Bottom growth hurts
Since you are pretty rapidly changing your hormone balance, it might hit you pretty suddenly, and ‘growing pains’ is a real term in this instance
For me, it was a sharp ache, if that makes any sense, and at times, I had a stabbing feeling in my genitals.
So it’s gonna hurt, and again, the time it lasts will vary from person to person, but it’s something I never read about, or was told.
It’s completely normal, but if the pain lasts for what seems is a longer time than ‘normal’ to you, or is debilitating, please talk to your doctor!
Along with bottom growth is an increase in sensitivity in your genitals.
Your nerves are right in there while you’re growing your mini packer, so of course, it will be sensitive for a few months.
You’ll probably find yourself flinching away when someone (jokingly I hope) goes to fake-hit you down there, because that would actually hurt like a bitch now 🥲
Also, if you have toys or a sexually active partner, just know that, again, you have new nerves, so everything will feel overwhelming for a few months while your body grows.
For me, even my bottom growth brushing on my boxers was aggravatingly overwhelming, and not in the sexy fun way 🥲
Anywho, that’s my part, I’m off to lay in bed trying to sleep for the next few hours! Byeeeee
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