#wizard Byron

[josh-xd-2004]

Wizard Byron in his two versions.

[unamazing-sheep21]

more Adventure Time Jane Eyre, in colour!!

Edward and ADE

Edward realising Jane doesn’t think he’s handsome

And Wuthering Heights Heathcliff as Huntress Wizard

[hyenakat]

weird fuzzy dragon guy (he's also a wizard. and a cowboy)

[the-most-faithful]

THE MOST FAITHFUL Read on Ao3

[foxsketch6543]

Venture Bros Movie Countdown: Dr. Orpheus

Dr. Stran- OH! I mean Dr. Orpheus!

[keepofkandrakar]

"oh calamity" by all time low is so wisty x byron coded like idk why but it IS AND I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!

[the-satellite]

DO NOT REREAD WITCH AND WIZARD. I DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU REMEMBER BYRON BEING KINDA INTERESTING DONT DO IT. AINT WORTH IT

[cashthecomposer]

I know we all love sorting fictional characters into arbitrary categories, so here’s my proposal: if a fave character of yours were to join a D&D campaign, what kind of character would they play, race, class, and alignment?

[avas-poltergeist]

Still reeling from the time Wizards of the Coast wrote in one of their publications that Lord Byron was a predator.

[the-worse-wizard-council]

Introduction post or something

I am the worse wizard council

My name is hay well I was trying to type hat but I mistyped it three times in a row so I guess my name is hay now horses don't interact

I don't know what pronouns are

My new laws are:

All spells are illegal except for ecologically damaging ones

Wizard robes on bears

War with druids? Maybe?

Destroy all wizard hats but yellow ones

EAT BEES

All wizards should be high at all times

I throw rocks at you

Vampires are illegal

Soulless are also illegal

Whatever that guy said

No I've never been to wizard school no I don't know what taxes are yes I have seen a cat before please send me death threats

Apply to council here

Other wizards on the council doing fuck all:

@d1nosaurpower

@hummingbird-hunter

@muckmage

@not-wizard-council-aristocrat (the d8 not the old man)

@skulkie

@thelocalwizardsblog

@wizards-apprentice

@wizard-at-large

@fallow-grove (ae didn't apply but I'm putting em on the council regardless)

@the-orb-they-ponder

@merakilichfromspace

@vaguewizard

@ethics-wizard

@ebonshward

@bugwizard4lyfe

@secondrate-lich

@wizardalexa

@wizardgoblin

@bogglethebogwizard

@everwizard

@wizard-architect

@wizard-of-trees

@some-kind-of-a-wizard

@cosmic-opossum

@greatestwizardever

@drzevia

@canned-wizard

@mrdandygrayemoth

@thebirdinator3000

@void-sage

@hyperdragonthings

@wheezethecheeze

@elderslightlyevil

@rustyanchor36

@a-simple-autistic-frog

@wozardpostingforwizards

@toonforcesketchy

@evilmuckmage

@fayewoods109

@nuclear-confusion

@gomezaddamsofficial

@amphibiouswizard

@barrelmancy-wizard

@sine-fine-inanis

@boygirl-wizard

@the-druid-wizard

@wizardcrow

@wizard-of-top-surgery

@sluttyambiguouswizard

And some other miscellaneous freaks

Here's my familiar byron:

[the-familiars-union]

Greetings to all magicfolk! My name is Prairie, and as of recently I am the creator of the Wronged Familiars Union! My goal is to make sure that all wizards' and witches' familiars, as well as the pets, apprentices, unpaid interns, and sentient constructs are treated fairly and with respect!

HORSES DO NOT INTERACT

Join me as we fight for our rights to get treated fairly! Familiars deserve rights!

Union members:

Prairie, the creator of the Union and an ex-familiar of @hummingbird-hunter

@wizard-intern, (illegally), unpaid intern of @the-illegal-wizard-council

@the-studious-apprentice, apprentice of @grand-archmage

@skulkie, ....skulkie.

@riverthemagicwolf, apprentice of @transgender-wizard

Byron, familiar of @the-worse-wizard-council

@absurd-construct, sentient(?) construct of @the-gnomish-bastard

Pistakion, Meat Grinder, and E, sentient constructs of @opalescent-apples

@moonfableflor, apprentice of Pixie, Ash, Coal Coal, Honeycomb, and Gráhamcracker the Wizard Cats

@chaos-familiar, familiar of @monsterfucker-research-wizard and @aroace-wizard

[bluedalahorse]

Look.

I think people assume* there is a certain pipeline to being an August Horn af Årnäs Enjoyer (TM). Like, obviously you must have shipped Chuck and Blair back in the Gossip Girl days, right? Or did you imprint on one of those problematic paranormal boyfriends of the early 2010s? Which overplayed Byronic & brunette fandom man of yore is responsible for this? Who hurt you?

Well. I am here to answer your question, and the answer is very different than you think. I will not name the fandom or the characters directly, because the TERF author of said book series has done too much harm and I don’t want her intellectual property to be any more spread around by the algorithms. But I will say that when I used to read the boy wizard books, my favorite of the seven redheaded sibling side characters was the cranky prefect who didn’t fit in with the rest of the family. And also I shipped him with the intense broom-sports captain from his house and year.

Does anyone even remember that those two used to be shipped?

Anyway. That pairing is the true August Horn Enjoyer Pipeline. I promise. It’s science!

*Maybe people don’t assume. This is a Fandom Humor post, not a peer-reviewed academic paper.

[the-most-faithful]

Caradoc Dearbon in The First Wizarding War

[iuteamstarcandy]

IU’s book recommendations

There are lots of books IU has recommended in recent years. Links have been provided for the ebooks that you can legally read for free online.

Fredrik Backman - A Man Called Ove

L. Frank Baum - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz [Shoes, NOT Red Shoes*]

Lewis Carroll - Alice in Wonderland [Twenty-three]

Lewis Carroll - Through the Looking Glass [Red Queen]

Paulo Coelho - Brida

Osamu Dazai - No Longer Human

Fyodor Dostoyevsky - The Brothers Karamazov

Gong Ji Young - Very Light Feather

Kaori Ekuni - Falling Into the Evening

Hermann Hesse - Demian

Hwang Sun Won - Rain Shower [The Shower]

Hwang Jeong Eun - 파씨의 입문 Introduction to Paschi/Passy

Hwang Jeong Eun - Savage Alice

Im Sol Ah - 최선의 삶 The Best Life

Jonas Jonasson - The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared

Byron Katie - Loving What Is: Four Questions That Can Change Your Life

Kim Hye Jin - 딸에 대하여 About my Daughter

Kim Sung Jong - 계엄령의 밤 The Night of Martial Law

Kim Young Ha - 오직 두 사람 Only Two People

Kwon Yeo Seon - 레몬 Lemon

Lee Hye Rin - 열정 같은 소리하고 있네 You Call It Passion

Lee Kyung Hye - One Day I Died

Lee Seok Won - 보통의 존재 Common Being

Milan Kundera - The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Haruki Murakami - Hear the Wind Sing

Guillaume Musso - Will You be There?

Friedrich Nietzsche - Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Ito Ogawa - Have Some Warmth~

Ito Ogawa - The Restaurant of Love Regained

Park Min Gyu - Castella

Park Min Gyu - 죽은 왕녀를 위한 파반느 Pavane for a Dead Princess

Mirjam Pressler - Bitter Chocolate

Françoise Sagan - Do You Like Brahms?

Leo Tolstoy - Ivan the Fool [Glasses]

José Mauro de Vasconcelos - My Sweet Orange Tree [Zeze]

Virginia Woolf - Jacob’s Room

Virginia Woolf - Mrs. Dalloway [Black Out]

(*Note: IU’s The Red Shoes did use the Hans Christian Anderson fairytale as a motif, but IU didn’t write that song, therefor it was not included above)

Sources: IU’s fancafe, news etc.

[kurtisthesnivy]

So about six years ago, I created a homebrew system for a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon tabletop game. It didn't quite pan out, so I migrated to a heavily homebrewed version of DnD 5e (also designed by yours truly.) Until about 4 months ago, I was running two different campaigns as well as a handful of smaller adventures. I can't take full credit, my boyfriend has been a massive help with running games and coming up with homebrew. Over the last half decade, I've kept a record of all of the characters that have played in our games. And as a celebration of finishing such a long journey, here's all 72 characters that have been played in PMDnD. 

Also, I recorded the timelapse of the whole process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0b3rYlGvFU

All characters in rough order of being drawn 

Xaio, Oshawott Rogue (old system) 

Byron, Nidoran Mercenary (old system) 

Qyzen, Litten Fighter (old system) 

Tobu, Oricorio Black Mage (old system) 

Argaveus, Scyther Zealot Barbarian/Blood Hunter 

Tovu, Togedemaru Grave Domain Cleric 

Issac, Riolu Gunslinger Fighter 

Lest, Arcanine Pyromancer Sorcerer 

Dolon, Sylveon Life Domain Cleric

Blaze, Charizard College of Swords Bard 

Skye, Zoroark School of Illusion Wizard 

Ludwig, Dartrix Oath of Redemption Paladin 

Noelani, Floatzel Life Domain Cleric 

Roger, Monferno School of War Magic Wizard

Joshua, Hakamo-o Gunslinger Fighter 

James, Toxicroak Arcane Trickster Rogue 

Micheal, Pachirisu Ancestral Guardian Barbarian 

Koishi, Oricorio Dancer Bard 

Clay, Lycanroc Battlemaster Fighter 

Grace, Comfey Totem Master Fighter 

Gabriel, Auroros Hexblade Warlock 

Elena, Floatzel Horizon Walker Ranger 

Allen, Scizor Way of the Kensai Monk

Haku, Zoroark Assassin Rogue 

Alex, Weavile Thief Rogue

Stella, Chesnaught Fortune Teller Astrologian 

Iona, Cinccino College of Valor Bard/Trained PKMN 

Akira, Kekleon Alchemist Artificer 

Shift, Eevee Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer 

Justin, Sceptile Oath of Ancients Paladin 

Arin, Roserade Pact of the Deep Warlock 

Zhang, Smeargle Eldritch Knight Fighter 

Firokhan, Houndoom Way of the Kensai Monk 

Camilla, Gardevoir Divine Soul Sorcerer 

Hyargrum, Alolan Marowack School of Necromancy Wizard 

Lilliana, Audino Spiritmaster White Mage 

Koko, Thwacky Dawnbringer Warlock 

Aiden, Lopunny Path of Wild Magic Barbarian 

Dex, Sableye Echo Knight Fighter 

Jae, Banette Order of Scribes Wizard 

Minet, Cinccino Way of the Kensei Monk 

Ergin, Houndoom Arcane Trickster Rogue 

Audra, Manectric Circle of Wildfire Shaman 

Tristan, Goodra Cavalier Fighter 

Kasi, Frogedier Way of the Dragon Monk 

Mobius, Decidueye Gloomstalker Ranger 

Rook, Krokorok Inquisitive Rogue 

Jack, Decidueye Drakewarden Ranger 

Guinness, Haxorus Path of the Totem Barbarian 

Kadmos, Sceptile Way of the Kensai Monk 

Pluto, Delibird Oath of the Ancients Paladin 

Meryl, Golurk School of Abjuration Wizard 

Penicillin, Meganium Life Domain Cleric

Cleo, Ampharos Celestial Warlock

Quin, Quilava Drakewarden Ranger

Rheda, Hisuian Sneasel School of Illusion Wizard

Rian, Zangoose Path of the Beast Barbarian 

Lucas, Delphox Knowledge Domain Cleric/School of Divination Wizard 

Rubix, Typhlosion Arcane Archer Fighter/Soulfuse 

Henry, Kecleon Storm Sorcerer

Floss, Delibird Spiritmaster White Mage 

Cassandra, Absol Celestial Warlock/Soulfuse 

Calvin, Archeops Oath of the Crown Paladin 

Ballard, Azumaril College of Whispers Bard/Hexblade Warlock 

Adachi, Toxicroak Way of the Open Palm Monk/Barbairan 

Zeish, Lucario Swashbuckler Rogue/Celestial Warlock 

Sol, Charizard Gunslinger Fighter/Artificer 

Thalnor, Charizard Oath of the Ancients Paladin 

Ariana, Nidoqueen College of Swords Bard/Fighter 

Clade, Absol Hexblade Warlock/Soulfuse 

Jace, Luxray Battlesmith Artificer