#working with him

[immortalsins]

got an internship meeting in an hour i’m so scared 😭😭 my tutor is running a project and has sought me out to help because of my autism ... yay? but it still feels like i’m going to have to prove myself on microsoft teams

[teaboot]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

bob sends this to their Thunderbolts gc and gets kicked out and yelena has to add him back

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[artcalledtheewhip]

Most Americans Most are Boss Hoggs chasing dukes Appetites say some have surpassed USA U S A She’s been leeching me foreword That one boiled me way more than twice And my male skull wasn’t wanted in going down but down on me was fine You rascal p hole train Rattle riddle Girls and Boys YMCA Trump stated during rallies even danced He’s the President Not Musk but eye-lining Veep Is Vance Is my orange shade Okay It’s a good think a President gets a new colored shirt for(e) times a day A clothing assistant stated “Trump is like a toodler everywhere doodler and eating Spaghetti OH’s!” “I get paid for the messes. You know, with Trump there is no Fraud Waste and Abuse in his White House” Wouldn’t leave a name stated Another down and out said “ 1. JinPing has walled & walked people 2. Putin & Netanyahu invade a Country/Provence 3. Trump is walled up and just gutting America 4. All the main Men playing with People’s Lives I live in America too, I’m not a Tourist or Auslander…..Fuck off Musk also!” Infuriated Human Interest Da da da da dum dum dum the la la lot of them Money buys anything (even people, young pupils) The King Trump….has Spoken! It’s 2025 now!

Fiv(e)

(Five by Ultraspank was good) give a listen to a readin’ )

my crystal is clear…I can’t see anymore in there!

I added some more for(E<‘s) a toasting and roasting underneath a rotten mistletoe or undyed red Valentine…my friends are “ours”, friends of mine you undermined Nation under Trump

[preciouspeppermintts]

I had a funny thought

[elliotoille]

an adaptation of a scene from Vice and Crucible by sherwoodfox -- one of my very fav jayvik fics ToT give it a read! I made a 10 page comic just to shill for this fic, so trust my convictions. it's good I promise

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[aimasup]

It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head

[chloesimaginationthings]

Poppy playtime got a guy worse than William Afton

[albinogel]

[complete-clownery]

Okay guys

[fagtainsparklez]

What in the world is happening on twitter

zack scott’s been doing this bit since mario wonder came out where he commissions artists to recreate their daisy artworks of her as her elephant form, but for some reason he’s gained insane traction over it for the past like week??? so artists have been putting fucking. bait traps out for him to commission them

these are two of my personal favorites bc there’s absolutely no attempt to hide it. they are putting daisies under a shoebox propped up on sticks for this man. and it’s working

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50