#writing assignment for university

[henry239]

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[cream-and-tea]

yknow being really into your own wip in an autistic fashion is very fun and cool until you’re not able to work on it for a certain amount of time and feel yourself actively begin to suffer from a video game poisoned condition

[compasivos]

i have to put this somewhere but when i first read 'my dream was dead in my arms' i actually gasped. like i gasped hand flying to my mouth and everything. i had to stop and take a second. the only reason i didnt drop my phone was cus it was 3am and i wouldve dropped it on my face. wow nothing ive ever read has ever literally taken the breath out of me like that that was so crazy... it still is crazy it will always be crazy wtf

[cockroachparty]

i love to write. it is my most favorite hobby. talking is really fun too. i love sharing my thoughts and opinions and while also hearing others thoughts and opinions. writing is a safe haven, a quick way to share my thoughts with others. the words flow effortlessly from my brain down to my fingertips, with such quick succession.

except when its an assignment.

give me a roleplay prompt and i'll write it within 5 minutes. tell me to give a funny review for an amazon product and i'll have it down in 10.

but giving me a paragraph assignment? on a chapter of a book i dont care for?

end of the world. end of my life. end of my schooling career. cant do it. no i cant. suddenly every single word and vocabulary term i once knew is vanquished from my mind and i can no longer form a coherent opinion or sentence. might as well just give me the F now. take me out back and shoot me i guess do it in front of a live audience too, why not. who cares.

[morselmint]

Prayers

1. To Artemis

Khaire, Artemis!

Goddess of many names!

You take pride

In roaming the forests

Rarely visiting divine Olympus.

Your illustrious mother

And loyal Nymphai

Stand beside you

As you hunt on mountain hills.

O, bright goddess of the moon,

You push people to nature.

If my offerings were sweet to you,

Pull me closer to divine

And ground me in your domain.

Please keep my mind sharp

Like your deadly arrows.

Thank you, for being with me always.

I shall forever praise you.

Prayer to Lady Artemis. Written by me. Shared with her approval. Hope that this will help and/or inspire someone <3

[wasabikitcat]

community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."

[oros-ash3s]

ofc I get sick in the middle of febuwhump (my immune system has it out for me)

[henry239]

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[purplecelestial-buddy]

Should I start the personal article I have to write for class with "As a communications major, and a human, I think lots about the persistence of memory" or is that to dramatic?

[burningcheese-merchant]

Ok fuck it. Fuck it I need to rant. I'm disappointed to the high heavens. This just looks like X and Y again. It just looks like they finally bothered to get off their asses and make Pokémon Z like everyone begged for 10+ years ago and they're trying to relabel it as a Legends game. You know what the word "legend" means? It means OLD!!! It's a fantastical tale of days long past! PAST! NOT FUTURE! Why are we in the future!!! There are no legends about the damn future, only the past!!!

How cool would it have been if we were in the Pokémon equivalent of Napoleonic France? If the protagonist was from a lower-middle-class family (maybe even lower, a genuinely struggling protagonist would be interesting, especially within this time period), who set out with their Pokémon to earn money to help out, only to end up caught in the middle of a nationwide shitstorm? What if you ventured throughout the region, through the beaches and mountains and beautiful French/Kalosian countryside, all the way to Paris/Lumiose, where the societal rot is at its most obvious and damning? What if the "evil team" wasn't evil at first, just a band of revolutionaries with their hearts in the right place, seeking change and justice for the broke and starving public against the laziness and corruption of the self-absorbed elite? What if the villain was the king at first, because he and the other royals really are as awful as they're stated to be? What if there were (optional, because not everyone was against the French monarchy) side quests to help spread revolutionary propaganda or help the rebels earn money, gather resources, toughen up their Pokémon in preparation for future battles against the royals? Hell, what if there was a rival group of royalists who acted as the rebels' foil, whom you can also help and hinder as much or as little as you liked?

What if there was an honest-to-God violent coup where people and Pokémon stormed the royal palace and destroy everything in sight (and you could be there, battling guards or something)? What if the king was challenged to a battle and lost miserably, proving once and for all how weak and pathetic he is, and thus overthrown and exiled (can't execute him, this franchise is too cowardly to evolve past being milquetoast kiddie shit)? What if the rebel leader, with his dear Empoleon beside him, took his place and crowned himself emperor right then and there, to the overwhelming joy of his followers and sympathizers, dismay of his opponents, and whatever it is the player chooses to feel, because there should be a genuine undercurrent of historical, political and philosophical discussion about all of this throughout the story that encourages us to form our own thoughts and opinions about the situation?

Only for the rebel leader, the Napoleon figure, to turn out worse than the king ever was, and his close subordinates immediately going mad with their newfound power and practically destroying the country. Then they really ARE the evil team for real this time, because they became the tyrants they sought to destroy, and depending on the player's past actions, it might partially be their fault that they succeeded. Imagine the Pokémon equivalent of the fucking Reign of Terror. People and Pokémon being attacked, imprisoned, exiled (again, they're too chickenshit to kill people. Tens of thousands died during the REAL Reign of Terror). Imagine your new mission going from trying to flee Lumiose and go home (only to fail, because they won't let anyone leave outside of being formally exiled out of fear/paranoia about uncontrolled dissidents) to taking an active role against the new regime, battling police to bust innocents out of jail, reuniting families and friends torn apart by fear and force? Imagine a heated battle against the stand-in for Maximilien Robespierre to help put an end to the madness!!! What if you went to libraries and picked up newspapers and listened to the telegraph and discovered everything has been censored in some way? What if you went into houses and found depressed wives and mothers and sisters and daughters, and opened letters from the men in their families (and their Pokémon, too) who were conscripted into the Kalosian army because the Emperor is trying to wage wars against neighboring regions to fulfill territorial ambitions (which actually did happen, Napoleon's France was constantly at war, which majorly tanked the economy because all the men were sent off to die or be horrifically injured. Remember when they tried to invade Russia? Over half a million troops went, barely 1/6 of them came back)? The climax of the story + defeat of the Emperor in battle can be a nod to the Battle of Waterloo!!! The post-game can have the player looking for runaway rebels like how you hunted for the Sages in post-game Black and White! What if there was a limited time mystery gift event where you could win a ferry ticket to the island the former Emperor is imprisoned on, JUST LIKE THE ACTUAL NAPOLEON, and there was a final cutscene between you and him where you discuss everything that happened and he asserts that he did what he had to and he still believes that he was acting in Kalos's best interest!!! Because many of the revolutionaries really did think that way, they believed they were doing right by France!!! Even when they jailed and murdered thousands of innocent people!!!

But no, we don't get cool shit like that, we get AZ running a fucking inn for whatever reason and an "urban redevelopment plan" that's literally just "let the Pokémon trash half the city with zero repercussions or any consideration for the homes and businesses in the areas they overrun". What the fuck man

[irenespring]

Currently writing a paper on autistic-coded characters (unfortunately for the purpose of the paper, "autistic-coded" must mean it is either speculated in a script a character is autistic or speculated on the record by a script writer/director/actor that the character is autistic) in the 2000s, and how their costuming decisions may play into stereotypes about autism. Right now it's looking like most autistic-coded characters are men, most are white, and many are styled to seem "other" in some way, likely immature. Some play into the image of an autistic person as an immature, child-like male (usually an actual child). Most play into the idea that an autistic person sticks out amongst "normal" people just by looking at them.

I would very much appreciate it if people have ideas of characters that would fit and any thoughts they may have (my professor is open to me citing Tumblr posts if they are is sufficiently reliable, idk what that means and I will ask).

So far I have:

-Gregory House

-Temperance Brennan

-Spencer Reid

-Abed Nadir

-Sheldon Cooper

[cockroachparty]

how to get motivation to do schoolwork: a thread ✨🤍

step 1: get a macbook.

seriously.

that's the answer.

screw the ipad. get yourself a macbook. they're the cleanest, most smooth technological item you'll ever lay your academic hands on.

the OLED screen makes it easy to look at for long periods of time, including white screens because the adjustable brightness its leagues better than windows (I'm still a windows fangirl don't you worry). the built in calendar lets you add dates and memos. the touchpad is so intuitive and smooth. the notes app is one of the best I've used and its so organizable. and every app just looks so. mmmm. spotify looks good. discord looks good. typing on this thing FEELS good.

typing my notes has never felt better.

[melancholyghoul]

I had the flu for like a week and that means I missed my assignment deadline, I tried to request a referral (push submission until the resit date) and they said i needed to provide a doctors note or letter from my lecturer and I'm like... I recovered at home ? I wasn't sick enough to go to the doctor, I still went to my classes in the beginning, but I can verify I was fucking dying when I got home ? The only person who can verify this is like... my mum ? Can I have her write a note saying 'yes he was very sick i witnessed it - signed, his mum' ? Wtf

[lokiiied]

“is it bad if i used chatgpt to—” would it be bad if i pulled out a gun right now and shot you through your hollow skull ?

[mountmortar]

do you know something i just realized that's really funny to me. my undergrad advisor referring to me as "they" after one (1) video call months before i even started mainly going by they/them