#wtnv poll

[area51-narutorun]

Ultimate Night Vale Weather Poll

A bit more than a month ago, I made a poll about everyone’s favourite classic Night Vale weather. Now I’m doing a major series of polls to determine the Ultimate Night Vale Weather. Each poll will last for one week and there’ll be a new one every day until we’ve got through all the weathers so far.

[wtnvwritings]

You are in a dark room. A table is beneath a beam of light with nothing but a box sitting atop it. There is nothing else in the room with you, and for some reason you can't quite remember how you got here in the first place.

Did you walk inside? Did someone put you in here, perhaps kidnapped away from the comfort of your daily schedule?

Are you lost? Are you found?

With few answers and many questions, you decide to approach the table and the open box, hoping to remove at least one unknown from your life as you reach a hand inside of it.

Thank you for your cooperation in the Night Vale annual census, sponsored by the feeling that you've left your stove on, but you don't even have a stove to begin with.

And also Big Rico's Pizza.

[creationsofimaginationsblr]

Alright guys, quick poll

[ugli-ly]

if you think about it it's only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn't Fucking Exist website

[kostektyw]

some buttons for the fellow voters out there

Edit: more designs and some info available here :)

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

[tefmiles]

at first i did not care for the sexy man polls but seeing cecil come back from the shadows to absolutely kill and destroy and remind everyone of the sexy man ROOTS and now i’m left patriotic like im rooting for my favorite long forgotten baseball team with all these fans who have never heard of the Spider Wolves before

[tarottss]

AND HERE COMES CECIL PALMER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[ghostlyneil]

Idk if anyone has drawn this yet but CECIL SWEEP

[aiburr]

monsters can go to the surface (twitter), but the night vale residents cannot/don't want to get out of town (tumblr)

[zzoupz]

"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win

[coffeegranate]

i’ve literally only heard four episodes of night vale (i only started a couple weeks ago actually so good timing!) but i’m here for the #cecilsweep i need this fruit to win

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See Cecil VS Sans here!

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

Cecil Palmer:

✅ has an actual tumblr blog

✅ gay in 2012

✅ was twinkified and sexymanified earlier

✅ canon dilf and wears cat ears to work

✅ was at dashcon

Reigen Arataka:

❌ none of these

[carlyraejepsans]

SO W/ THE SEXYREMATCH SHENANIGANS I THOUGHT I'D CATCH UP WITH WTNV AGAIN. AND WELL... I MADE A DISCOVERY.

[tweltchy]

What a fucking weekend this has been.