#wut r they on omg

[nibbles-whispers]

My parents when they have to come up with $53,000 yearly: 😍😍😍

My parents when they have to come up with $500 in four days: 😡🤬🤬

[bimiio]

girls will b mewchies w a hottie 4 literally 7 months n still get all giddy n giggly when said mewchie finally DMs them

[thenexusofsouls]

❝  you should have called me.  ❞ (Eleanor to Tony; Mxrvelouscreations)

@mxrvelouscreations

Oh no. Immediately Tony tried to think fast. Where did he know this woman from? Did he sleep with her? She was very attractive, but he didn’t think he had. Did he owe her money or something else? God, he just couldn’t remember. That meant he’d probably met her at a party when he was absolutely shitfaced and said he’d call her. He... did that a lot.

“Clearly I should have, yes. I’m actually very sorry I didn’t,” Tony said, realizing that wasn’t the best way to respond to her, by all but making a pass at her. “Okay, how’s about we start over? I’m Tony, and you are...?” Great, now you just admitted you don’t remember her name. “I’m not usually this smooth, by the way, I save it for special occasions,” he said, digging at himself a bit to hopefully come across as less of a scatterbrained jerk.

[pink-princess-pussy-pop]

Dating King Ben Would Include…

Holy shit,

This is a lot.

Def NSFW

Warnings: sex, language, not proofed, I’m a slut

- r u actually kidding this man

- Idek where to start

- How about this

VK

- the moment he lays eyes on you

- Fuck

- When he smiles at you for the first time???

- Bye.

- Falling for the king-to-be was NOT part of the plan

- But he’s so goddamn cute

- You slip into the stands at his tourney game

- He makes a great play and you let out a cheer

- Surprising everyone around

- And he just grins at you

- There’s a party that night

- You show up in your most flattering dress

- And Ben cannot take his eyes off of you

- (The beast inside is awakening)

- He asks you to dance

- his big hands fit on your waist so perfectly

- Your hands loop around his neck and your fingers play with his hair absentmindedly

- You’re so nervous

- He pulls you closer to him and whispers into your ear

- “Relax.”

- Hello???

- He’s so in love with you UGHHHHAGGGA

- not following plot anymore screw it

- “You coming to the game tomorrow?”

- “Why should I?”

- “I can think of a pretty good reason.”

- SHAMELESSLY FLIRTS WITH YOU

- “If we win, I get to take you out on a date”

- “And if you lose?”

- “We won’t.”

- Ben fucking winks at you and just

- Up and leaves

- Someone take the confidence juice away from him!

- You go see another one of his games and after he wins, he runs up to you, sweaty and grinning, gorgeous as ever

- Before you say anything

- His head dips down to your ear, hands slipping around your waist

- “My car is waiting for you. I’ll be there soon”

- The mf had no fucking doubts that they’d win

- He gives you another million dollar smile before jogging away

- Leaving you flushed and a little turned on?????

- The date is absolutely wonderful.

- He changes ur perspective on everything

- Makes you his queen eventually

AK

- He’s such a gentleman omg omg

- PRINCESS TREATMENT OMFG

- Opening doors for you!!!

- Pulls out your chair for you!!!

- Ur a cheerleader

- He’s def the kinda bf to score and point at you like

- “Scored that for you, baby!”

- You wanna roll your eyes but can’t bc of his damn smile

- Don’t even get Ben started on your fucking uniform

- He’s down bad fr fr

- You in the colors of his kingdom??? HELLO?!

- He’s gone

- Such a fan of public PDA

- will kiss you ANYWHERE

- seriously

- Always has to be touching you

- The beast in him tbh ur his

SEX

- everything this guy does is

- Always turning you on fr

- At the worst times too

- He’ll just look at you and give you the smile he only does while balls deep inside of you while at dinner with his parents

- And he knows it too

- The way you blush and look away?

- He KNOWS

- Please he gets weak in the knees when you say his name/title

- “Benjamin”

- “King Ben”

- “King Benjamin”

- “Your Majesty”

- Bye

- I imagine that he’s so sweet at first but you can tell that he’s holding back (beast boy HELLO?!)

- You have to convince him to finally just let it out

- What does that entail?

- Let’s make a list!!

- Scratch marks on your thighs

- So so many hickeys (he doesn’t fucking care who sees, he’s the king)

- Finger print bruises on your waist and hips

- BITE MARKS

- shit

- This man has a heightened sense of smell

- So like… beware

- Low key high key loves the way you smell

- Will not stop sucking and biting on your neck bc of it

- BEN IS A DOM IM SORRY NOT SORRY

- it’s such a stress relief for him!

- Seriously as king he needs to release his stress somehow

- You luv when he’s rough with you

- A full on Edward Cullen breaking the bed moment and he’s scared to even touch you

- And ur like “Ben do it again”

- He’s all 😮 “wut”

- “Please?”

- And bam thinking with his dick again

- You love it when he fucks you in his office

- In between meetings

- When anyone can walk in

- “Don’t want everyone in the castle to hear your dirty sounds, now do we?”

- BEN IM SORRY

- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP QUIET WHEN UR LITERALLY REARRANGING MY INSIDES ON YOUR DESK

- Riding him while he’s in his desk chair

- The staff is quite confused when he asks for a mirror to be hung as a decoration on the opposite side of his desk

- It’s so you two can watch obvi but they don’t know that

- OMG the two of you at formal events and he cannot keep his hands off of you

- The things he whispers in your ear my GOD

- looks like the two of you are just innocently dancing but if they really knew the dirty things he was saying to you

- “What would everyone think if they knew how turned on you are right now?”

- “You taste better than all the food here.”

- Like r u kidding me he’s the dirtiest guy

- MASSIVE DICK ENGERY

- Its unfair

- Him pulling you out of the ballroom to absolutely ravish you with his parents and subjects a wall away

- Him just fucking you while wearing his crown omg (cant stop thinking about this)

- He’s so needy all the fucking time

- Anyways back to office sex

- It’s his fav

- Literally you’ll be on his lap and he’s fucking up into you and he will get a phone call

- Motherfucker GRINS at you

- “don’t make a sound”

- And then ANSWERS IT.

- KEEPS FUCKING YOU THROUGH THE PHONE CALL

- NO MATTER HOW LONG IT IS

- Oh and def makes you keep eye contact with him the whole time with his hand on your throat

- Ben with a beard????

- Between your thighs??

- With the fucking fangs?????????

- DEAD

- DECEASED

- BYE

- GONE

- Is always down to eat u out

- Such a golden retriever bf about it

- Def fingers you in the car

- If ur driving??

- “Eyes on the road”

- 💀

- If he’s gone?

- You best BELIEVE he’s calling for phone sex

- “C’mon let me hear you. You sound so pretty when you’re desperate for me.”

- Soft mean Dom soft mean Dom

- Will hop in the shower with you just so he can wash your body

- Also makes you come with the shower head

- Loves boobies

- Loves ass

- He can’t decide which he likes more

- Loves making you watch what he’s doing

- If he’s going down on you?

- Eyes on him at all times

- Fingering you?

- You better be watching it

- That’s why the mirror comes in handy

- When you lock eyes through the mirror?

- His crown is lopsided and he’s just

- He’s just

- You know

- FUCKING KING BENJAMIN

- And he’s always smiling at you

- He knows what that smile does to you

- Uses it to his advantage

- He knows he’s pretty

- He loves waking up before you after a long night of straight up fucking

- He sees the damage done

- By him

- And it just gets him going!

- You wake up with his head between your thighs

- “Morning”

- It was in fact a good morning

- his morning voice adds to it

- You loooooove to tease him

- Low key flirting with another guy, if it’s fucking Chad you better get prepared

- Wearing an outfit you know he loves in a public place when he’s with his parents doing his king duties

- Putting your hand on his inner thigh during a meeting

- I hope you know what you’re getting into!!!

- He storms into his room that night where you happen to be lying on the bed, oh so innocently

- Wearing his jersey or a button up of his

- You don’t bother looking at him, already trying to hide the smirk on your face

- You can feel the glare as he shrugs off his suit jacket

- And removes his tie

- And loosens his collar

- And pushes his sleeves up

- (your favorite Ben look)

- He knows this ofc

- Sets his hands flat on the bed and just stares at you

- Finally you look up, a giggle escaping immediately

- “You think it’s funny, do you?”

- His hands wrap around your ankles, pulling you towards him

- His knee settles between your legs as he leans over you

- “Answer your King when he speaks to you”

- “Yes, your majesty”

- His head drops back and something (THE FUCKING BEAST) ignites inside of him

- He laughs

- Not like his true laugh

- A dark, sinister laugh

- Coming from Ben?

- Noble, brave, and good Ben?

- When he’s about to fuck you into oblivion?

- Good. Fucking. Bye.

- What’s Bennyboo up for??

- So much

- He’s horny ALL THE TIME

- highest sex drive ever

- Esp with the fucking beast

- He can go for hours

- King (lol) of stamina

- “You can do it baby”

- “C’mon, one more for me”

- “Fuck you’re doing so well”

- “Good. So so good”

- He’s loud as FUCK

- not embarrassed about it all

- No fucks given

- Will walk out of his office he was just bending you over in to greet his father in the next room like MAN ISN’T PHASED AT ALL

- And you’re catching your breath like 😳😳😳

- On one hand, he’s so nice and genuine and so well mannered

- And then when it comes to you, he’s a cocky little shit who can’t keep it in his pants

[willsolace-loml]

marauders characters as things my friends and teachers have said:

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remus: they say god sends all his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers but i am not strong or a soldier

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pandora: so i was looking at these brown pandas

barty: they make those?

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james: when i was younger i had a fish, his name was bubbles, hes dead now tho

barty: well obviously bubbles isnt blowing bubbles anymore

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marlene: WHY DONT U JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND ENJOY THE RIDE

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remus: maybe im a furry

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sirius: my heart is big but my balls r bigger

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minnie: i dont like teaching but its wut i do

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peter: *pointing to marlene* I WAS PLAYING A GAME ON MY PHONE, SHE TOOK MY PHONE, STRANGLED A MAN, BOUGHT A MILKSHAKE, AND GOT ME SENT TO PRISON!

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lily: *while listening to gangnum style while drunk with james* EEEEEHHHHHHH SEXY LADY (mary)

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regulus: you know wut i need?

james: me

regulus: anti depressants

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sirius: remus is the sexiest of ladies, have u seen his legs

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adult remus: there are coworkers i dont like-

harry: snape

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peter: ugh i hate it when u dont like earl grey tea

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dorcas when she met the skittles: i havent had friends my whole life so why should i start now

(can also go as remus when he met the marauders)

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marlene dunking james' head in the sink: in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit ur cured! u no longer need glasses

—

james comes back from winter break and his voice has dropped: hi

mary: WHEN DID THAT COME IN??? YESTERDAY????

lily: laughing her ass off in the background

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sirius: omg its so tiny

lily: js like urs

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barty: *in an american accent, doing italian hand gestures* papa pizza

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regulus: blink thrice if u need assistance

[little-blurry-stars5]

editing this as i go--

so started right off at crusty's, and heres the thing- they walked right in and instantly took him down. the thing im a bit disappointed about is that in the books, its percy that thinks quickly on his feet to rescue his friends, and im sad they weren't able to portray that in the show, because too many times hes percived as dumb or slow when in reality hes actully really smart

grovers stress toy 😭 someone give this man (satyr?) a BREAK

ohhhhh i know percy's finna break a pearl and demolish new reader's hopes and dreams

WOAHHHH THEYRE BAIBIES THEYRE CHILDREN WHYS THE UNDERWORLD SO LIKE THAT? omg nico has to go there 😭😭

CHARON WHY YOU COULD OF GOTTON A RAISE DAKLFJDA;

HOLY FRIGGIN HELL THATS A BIG DOG (love that they kept the rottweiler detail tho)

GROVER GROVER R U OK PLEASE BE OKAY OH MY GODS oh wait annabeth has the ball itll b ok

shes. shes petting it

awww hes just a doggy just a very very big doggy oh hello grover thats. thats really gross but atleast ur ok

oh THE SHOES THEYRE FINNA DO THE THING OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

annabeth HOLD ON GIRL

shoes didnt do the the thing. huh

THERE THEY GO. awww theyre playing with him <3 glad they kept that. grovers in awe i would be too

why is his palace upsidedown...???

OOP HE LOST THE PEARL. AHFKDHAKH;DKAL THERES THE ANGST

oh aw no.... poor sally. she didnt deserve everything that sucks. also poor percy

HE GAVE HIM IS PEARL THEY REALLY ARE BEST FRIENDS HUH

FUCK THATS CREEPY. oh theres more. wonderful. oh theyre in asphodel. why are they so creepy........... stop

annabeth?? girl whats goin on?? WHY IS SHE TIED UP ohh she regrets thalia doesnt she... how is she going to get out of there oh the pearl.. AIGHT GO GO GET OUTTA THERE i know it must break his heart to leave her but atleast shes safe

OOP THE SHOES. THEYRE THEY GO hes going to fall into that hole in five years oh my gods. and they were red converse too... damn. oh theres the bolt. wait he was supossed to figure it out himself why did it just. appear. what are they going to do... i thought they were supossed to meet hades??? oh there they go. HADES ISNT INVOLVED GUYS... OH HES FINNA GO FOR HIS MOM THATS HOW HADES IS INVOLVED

stop youre breaking my heart. stop stop thiS MADNESS [cries and sobs]

the underworld is weirddd but lowk cool?? its diff from wut i had in mind but still

is that.... hades??? THAT IS HUH.

cilp clack clip clack clip clack clip clack oh i could listen to that all day

WHY IS SHE A STATUE?? true hades... true... he looks way diff than i imagined. love the big speech.. hun... but he doesnt want the bolt

hades just minding his own buisness 😭

HES FIGIURING IT OUT HE FIGURED IT OUT woooooooo there he goessss

hes protecting them omg. hes such a good guy. ok we wiat why does ohhhh hes actully smart?? hes actully practical. hades is js trying to live his life man...

STOPP POISEDION?? he cares he cares so much- is he british?? im crying stop SALLY DESERVES BETTER SHE JS WANTS HER SON TO BE SAFE IM CRYING aww sally and poisiodon <333 hes here for here - at least now. oh wiat thats THATS SO GOOD STOP THIS SHOW IS AMAZING ADKLAJFKLDAJSFKL;SAJFKLAS;

THERE THEY ARE THE TRIO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

ARES FIGHT SCENE LTES GO LETS GO WOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[qprpbj]

no darry going soc is one of my fav alt universes. wut r ur hc for it? lime how is he treating the gang/ fam?

omg okkk wait i’ve actually never thought about an au where he Fully goes soc (or at least tries to cause. he’s still got greaser ties Forever no matter how hard he tries to get rid of them) but it’s. kinda interesting to me actually!! i might need to think about that and maybe make a lil post laterrrrr 🫡🫡

[yunhoszn]

that’s so embarrassing for me omg it was Yunho on voice live saying he likes when ppl whine his name like Wut r we talking abt here …

⭐️

stopp STOPPPP STOWPEKWKDN STOP BC WE WERE talking about this in atzhouse and i wanted to KEEEEEEL MYSELF BC WHATTHEFUCKKKK WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM

[cronaz-diary]

Headspace thing???? Plz help I'm so confused and hurt

Itz rlly fucking hard to explain but I'll try my beat

To clarify quickly az far az I'm aware and very sure of I don't have did or osdd

but I keep feeling like I have thiz weird headspace thing?? (Omori reference lolz) where I see myself differently and talk to other ppl and in a diffrent areaaa??? Rlly hard to explain but the diffrent ppl r mainly r based on/are fictionkinz like sophia(d4dj), mikan, nagito, and crona (crona iz a da tho like I literally am crona...) but it feelz like therez 1 other person who isn't a fictionkin??? Omg the more I try explaining the more I feel bad bc it just soundz fake but it rlly isn't I have nothing to gain from lying and thiz been hurting me for a while now I just need someone to help me with thiz ɓc idk wut it iz like ik I'm talking to them and almost alwayz feel like I am them urufhfhgj sumone help plzzzzz

[skeelly]

omg wait wut season and episode r u on of young sheldon because I don't wanna spoil before I say anything

I AM DONE 🫶🫶🫶🫶

i watched it with my siblingssss

[luvuwite]

hi loovoo wut r u favorite aspects of urs or ur inspos art styles 😁😁😁😁😁

OMG MY LOVELY FLOWER BUD <333 HI KYALELEEee

my favorite aspects in my own style... ummm i like how sometimes my expressions come through in faces!! thats always fun...

in my inspos art is flexibility and colors if that makes sense!! colors are always HUGE for me when lookin at art, but also flexibility in like, styles like it doesn't feel stiff or somethin!! i hope this makes sense... u_u

[bimiio]

tell us abt the sex plss<33

got a few requests 4 it so i will tell :3 here’s da lead up if u haven’t read it already n ur curious!! stuff abt da actual sex is under da cut:

so we moved into her room but it wasn’t one of those like desperately kiss as u walk n try 2 find ur way 2 da bed as u go kinda things like we just got up n went normally. when we got in there she had sum stuff on her bed so she started clearing it off n then realized her vibrator was under her pillow so she was like “i’m so sorry i forgot that was there” n i’m ??girl u r abt 2 fuck me do u rlly think i care?????😭 but regardless she put it in her closet n then lifted her blankets so i could get under them cuz she knew i was cold n was like “warm enough now? see? i told you”. then she got under w me n laid next 2 me n was like “c’mere” n pulled me into her n started kissing me again <33

after kissing like dat 4 a little she rolled me onto my back n climbed on top of me n we kept making out like dat until i started (n dis is kinda pathetic i know😔) pushing my hips up against her so she stopped n was like “tell me what you want” n i was like “i dunno :0”. n i wasn’t even sayin it 2 b difficult i prommy i just rlly didn’t know wut i wanted!! like how could i?? ma’am i have never done dis b4!!!!! so then we go back 2 forth 4 a lil n she’s tryna get da words outta me but i truly do not know so then she was like “do you want me to try to figure it out?” n i was like “yeah🥺”. so she’s like “okay baby that’s fine, i’ll figure it out. just tell me what feels good, tell me if you want me to stop” which honestly i appreciated SO much. n bc we had already had da conversation abt my boundaries w being stone n everything i felt comfy enuff dat i knew i could say stop or ask 4 smthn without feeling weird or guilty abt it :) i also was like “i haven’t shaved is that okay?” n she literally LAUGHED AT ME n was like “you don’t even have to ask that of course it’s okay”😭

she goes back 2 kissing me n groping me but sorta shifts herself half off me n starts undoing da button on my jeans n in dat moment i was like. omg!! dis is real dis is abt 2 happen 👁️👁️ but i wasn’t scared i was just excited :3 she was like “is this okay?” n i nodded so she put her hand down my pants n started rlly gently rubbing me over panties while she kept kissing me n my neck n my chest. she was like “does that feel good?” n like it did but she wasn’t QUITE in da right spot so i was like “a little higher” n then she like stopped n smiled at me n went “that’s good, i like feedback” n i was like🫣🫠 then she moved a little higher n started rubbing again n it felt a LOT better. it made me make an embarrassing little sound dat ig riled her up cuz she started rubbing a tiny bit harder n got rougher w her kisses n pulled down my top so she could get 2 my tits. after a little more rubbing on my clit she started dipping her fingers down n sorta pushing my panties 2 da side so she could push inside me

dat made me make more little sounds n then after a little bit of shallow fingering she was pulling herself off of me n moving da blankets off of us so she could take my jeans n panties completely off. we did dat cute little thing where she pulls em off n i lift my hips 2 help her :3 n we both kinda giggled cuz my legs r very long n my jeans were a little too long on me but they were also tight so it felt like it was taking 4evr 2 slide em off😭

once she had everything off my bottom half (atp i was just in my top dat was pulled down under my tits n her unzipped hoodie) she rubbed my pussy a little without any panties in da way n then put her fingers in me all da way😵‍💫 honestly it hurt da tiniest bit cuz i wasn’t dat wet or open yet but dat wasn’t 4 lack of enjoyment i think i was just a little nervous n in my head cuz it was my first time n were just getting started

dis is where everything sorta starts blurring 2gether 4 me in terms of chronological order so i’m not gonna attempt 2 write it all out da way i have been i’m just gonna give y’all my fav parts i rmmbr :3 lemme first say dis 2 establish da vibe tho.. ik i already said she was super dominant throughout da night but dat RLLY carried over into da sex too (nothing kinky just general dominance) n she was also STRONG. so even tho she was shorter than me once she realized i liked when she would take control n move me around she was literally manhandling me. like putting me into different positions n pulling me 2 her n dragging me 2 da edge of da bed etcetc. it was all very fun >:3 anyways here r da highlights

her nose started bleeding!! ik dat’s not like a Sexy thing but it was silly 2 me it was like we were in an anime n she just thought i was so hot her nose started gushing blood. she was fine btw!! she had accidentally got hit in da nose like da day b4 so it had been bleeding on n off a little but she wasn’t in any pain <3

she didn’t have a strap bc her ex took it n her harness when they broke up (evil😔) so we had 2 suffice 4 her fingers but she got DEEP. n she was rough too😵‍💫 like hard deep strokes dat were literally pushing me up da bed

before she went down on me she was fingering me n kissing my hips n thighs while i gripped her hair n scratched her head <33 n then when she DID decide it was time 2 eat me out she DRAGGED me down da bed n against her face

she had me ride her thigh 4 a while cuz i told her da fingering/head was getting 2 b too much 4 me cuz i was too sensitive n while i was she asked me if i liked being called a good girl🫣 i was so excited when she asked bc Y’ALLLLLLLLLLL. da fuckin DIRTY TALK??? dis woman had a MOUTH on her my god. everything she said was so hot n she just kept praising me 4 every little thing

she was thorough as FUCK she had me in every position imaginable n she was rlly testing my flexibility😭 there was one point where she was laying sorta half on top of me half on da bed n then she hiked up my leg dat was further away from her so it was resting on her SHOULDER!! like i was literally knee 2 my ear while she was fingering me n my pussy sounded so wet it was soooo hot embarrassing😭

when she was eating me out n i would get too sensitive n b like “it’s too much” she’d go from sucking on my clit (which she was good as FUCK at btw idk wut she was doing w her tongue it was making me so sensitive my legs were trembling like a leaf in da wind around her head) 2 just gently licking my pussy w a flat tongue n massaging my thighs n hips w her hands <33

omg i just remembered i DID feel like i was gonna pee (i knew i didn’t have 2 actually PEE tho i already had like 3 times in da past few hours n right b4 we started) so dat’s y i kept telling her 2 slow down when i was too sensitive but i think i mighta just squirted all over her if i had given into da sensation. i’ve never squirted b4 tho so i didn’t wanna take da chance in da bed of a girl i had just met y’know?

ik i already mentioned da dirty talk but she kept saying shit like “that’s right baby, do what feels good” n “that’s a good girl” n “you taste good”. or like when i would close my legs cuz i was sensitive she’d gently nudge em open n b like “open up for me” GODDDDDD😵‍💫 OR OR!!! when i would cover my mouth she’d pull my hand away n go “let me hear you” or “talk to me” WHEN I TELL Y’ALL DAT WENT STRAIGHTTTTT 2 DA PUSSY MY GOD🫠 n just anytime she didn’t have her mouth on me she was in my ear encouraging me n talking filth

i told her during dat i have a hard time cumming w other ppl like it’s easier 2 cum on my own n she was like “that’s fine, cumming isn’t the end goal of sex i just want it to be pleasurable while it’s happening” which was so nice n reassuring but then also lead her 2 ask later on how i do it on my own n if i could show her🫣 she was like “i like watching people feel good. do you wanna show me how you do it by yourself?” n i was going INSANEEEE in my head but i denied her request cuz i literally would’ve died of embarrassment. she DID still make me rub my clit while she fingered me tho <33 i felt bad tho cuz my nails were so long they kept bumping into her hand n i was like “i feel like i’m in ur way :(“ n she was like “you’re not in my way, just keep going, make yourself feel good”

at one point she was like “i was gonna ask you something but nevermind don’t worry about it” n i was like “no what is it? ask me” n she was like “i don’t want you to feel pressured” n i was like “you’ve made me very comfortable and you’ve shown you respect my boundaries and my feedback so the worst i can say is no” n then dat convinced her so she was like “yeah okay you’re right. no pressure at all, but do you wanna finger me? i’m asking for YOU. i know what it feels like, i don’t need you to. i just care about you right now, so i’m asking in case you want to try it” n i said no bc i didn’t want 2 but it didn’t kill da mood AT ALL she was very understanding n not disappointed n was genuinely asking 4 me not her. idk i just rlly appreciated dat considering she wasn’t stone or butch/femme at all. yeah :3

there was dis one point where she did smthn dat felt SO GOOD but it only lasted 4 like two seconds n ik i coulda just asked her 2 go back 2 it but once it stopped she was going IN on eating me out which also felt good so i was like ykw it’s fine. basically she’d had me on my back or side da entire time but at one point she flipped me onto my tummy so i was laying flat on her bed like dat n then started fingering me from da back n oh my GODDDDDDDD it felt so good. i was literally whining into da mattress like a little bitch. i think dat’s WHY she flipped me back on my back 2 eat me out tho cuz she wanted 2 hear me😭

i did tell her i came which honestly i don’t think i did. n it’s not dat i felt like i had 2 lie 2 her or she’d b offended if i didn’t cum cuz we’d already talked abt how she didn’t care abt dat but it was all just becoming a lot 4 me n i kept getting rlly close 2 cumming but not being able 2 get over (mental block more than physical i think probably just first time nerves). i’m kinda glad i told her tho bc after i said it she like hiked my leg up n told me 2 open up 4 her n started fingering me so rough n so deep n she was like “if you can do it once, you can do it again. you’re mine now, i’m not letting you go” n LORDDD dat made me tighten around her fingers enuff dat she laughed n was like “you’re tightening around me”😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

anyways yeah i’m pretty sure dat’s like everything :3 ik dis is super messy n incoherent i hope it is still readable enough!! hope y’all enjoyed dis silly little TMI storytime pls lmk ur fav parts n if dis was satisfactory mwah <3

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 38, I think we're back to Paul's POV? But it can be Richard's if you want.

AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111

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Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Richard’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.

“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)

“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”

“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”

Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.

While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.

“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Crow Butt Troglodyte Landers gess what?”

I new that the amnesia had worked.

“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”

“Kul. So how do you know about it then?” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.

“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.

“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.

“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside. It was getting very smelly in there anyway so it was time to go (get it? because they crapped and I'm so goffik)

“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.

“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.

“Siriusly?” he gasped.

“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. A side effect of so many people crapping together

“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”

“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Richard and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.

“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Milkey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.

“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.

“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.

“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”

“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.

“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.

“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”

“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.

“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.

“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.

“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.

[g0rechan]

Yaoi between Dentaku and Masamitsu

BRUHHHH NOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀

Aight lets go

Calculator x Short Bitch Crack fic

Dentaku is sad bc he realized he has no one and all the other members are either taken or doing there own thing. Zera and Jaibo were fucking each other while Niko cried in a corner. Tamiya, Kaneda, and Dafu jerked off to women in magazines cuz unlike Dentaku they had somewhat more simple minded outlets for their sexual frustrations.

Raizou and Jacob are probably doing shit to each other idk. To make matters worse the only girl they know is a weirdo who wants to fuck a robot.

Dentaku concluded that he will be a virgin until he dies and will kill himaelf tommorrow.

Suddenly he and the boys saw a flier about a traveling circus named “Mr. Arashi’s amazing freak show” coming into town, and all the boys decide to go bc reasons.

So timeskip to later and all the boys are at the circus.

Wonder Masamitsu appears on stage.

“Hey how y’all doin. Listen, I just beat the shit out of my wife/assistant after she tried fucking around w/ some directory guys so she’s not performing tonight. Do any of y’all wanna be my assistant?”

Dentaku realizing he’ll finally be able to get some action for the first time in his 14 miserable years of being alive, he agrees to be Masa’s assistant.

*so yeah Masa does his thing and now timeskip to after the show*

Calculator and Short bitch were making out in bed bc they’re both ugly and no one will ever want them.

Suddenly that bitch with the stupid haircut and obnoxious ass bow on it comes in and freaks the fuck out.

“OMg wut r u doin wit my husband you four eyed piece of shit” Midori yells.

“Stfu bitch ur moms coochie smells like rats and u get bullied by a guy with no arms. Fucking loser lol” Dentaku remarks

“Midori gtfo or you’re really gonna find out what ‘you’ll never know happiness as a human being’ really means” Masamitsu threatens

Midori leaves the room and Dentaku and Masa continue in their love making.

“Oooohhh Masamitsu, I never want to leave you” Dentaku says

“You won’t” Masamitsu replies

“Or what?”

Dentakus body rips in half

“That’s why” Masamistu says

It turns out his body didn’t actually rip in half and Masa used his powers to make dentaku see shit.

Dentaku was still traumatized for life afterwards.

Then Masa wonders why he cant pull anybody.

The end

[egokillr]

hi babis 💞

after going hiatus i wanted to say i rlly miss the community on here and im FINALLY at a place where i have stable beliefs in my view of spirituality that align with me!!

i might not be on here as much as i used to be (bc life n stuff,) but i rlly wanna open this space back up to discussions and having a community yk!! :3 im open to talking thru inbox chats or if you’ve ever wanted to be friends, feel free to say something!! :) i luv tumblr tbh, i thought abt leaving bc i lost my passion for what i was posting but honestly i just think i need to post more of what aligns with me for now.

so, recently i noticed some ppl in the loa community looking into nondualism philosophies so i was like omg wuts that (creds to yall on yt and insta btw)

and basically it just fits my beliefs much more now and i feel a lot better!! i no longer believe in certain terms like subconscious, 3d or 4d, states, or rlly any terminology involving the law. i honestly don’t have any terminological beliefs anymore, i just believe we are all one god and that’s it. consciousness is the only reality, so nothing has to be done to manifest. you already have anything you want and thats it!

if you disagree with me that’s okay! you can do what u will and follow ur own beliefs, thats what we’re all meant to do!! 💖

anyhow, i think im less interested in teaching my beliefs, but more interested in advocating for people to find their own way and sharing experiences within the community. i love and appreciate all of my followers sm btw!! i rlly jus want to create a lighthearted community in here where we can talk abt manifesting/ shifting experiences and just chat abt all things :D im open to helping ppl casually too, im just less of a teacher/ coach kinda person imo.

extra lil info abt me recently:

lately ive j been making lil improvements in my life, and im superr excited bc im about to do a lot of traveling that ive been wanting to do for a v long time!! besides that, ive been working on my yt subs a lot and its become a rlly fun little outlet for me! ill link it jus incase anyone wants <3

anywaysss, to close this off, im excited to have my little blog on here and do literally whatever!! im open to a lot of things, just lmk!! ❣️🪬☮️

[heavenlyyshecomes]

idk why ur "unrecommend a book" tag made me think of this question (maybe i'm just in a hater mood lol), but have there been any books whose fanbases caused u to step away from the book or never want to pick it up? and wut r some books that u unrecommend?

I'm on the periphery of booktwt so I can give u a mile long list of the books I will never pick up bc of the fans omg 😭😭😭 a lot of it is just contemporary romance I rly dislike the people who annotate the most basic dialogue w stars and hearts and I think we need to talk about how a lot of these people have a porn obssesion bc i saw a tweet the other day saying how they abandoned the poppy war bc it didnt have 'spice' !!! THE POPPY WAR !!! anyways. There's a lot of popular books I won't read like the atlas six / addie la rue / any greek myth retelling/ even popular sff really I find it insufferable there's very few books that are popular on gr + twt + ig that I will read 🧘🏽‍♀️ also um if I had to unrecommend... Will say don't ever read a v. e. schwab book their synopses sound rly good but she's never learned to execute it so it's the post boring writing ever just skip her work u won't miss anything <3