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lex-icon · 1 year

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gah this is so bittersweet…

#yeah babe it’s you…#give me belphie back #i want my baby back #god i miss them so much #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #nightbringer #god i love him #obey me belphagor #omswd #belphie x you #obey me #belphagor x reader

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novakiart · 7 months

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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

#peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #spideypool #peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering #(you know what else is long and hard—)#wade: see that metro bus over there?#peter: yeah....#wade: i save. you film #peter: save it from wh—#wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here #who will write this for me #mine

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theloyalpin · 1 month

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releasing 30+ versions of one album should result in you being sniped tbh

#yes this is about that billionaire private jet flying bitch #even bey is shaking like her capitalistic greed is unmatched #and the fans dumb enough to buy every version should be sniped too while we’re at it #edit: for those adding stuff about kpop albums or video games yeah those too #taylor dick riders will be blocked btw idgaf what you say in defense of a BILLIONAIRE talkin bout i’m threatening her life #bitch go fucking outside #do you genuinely think my BLACK immigrant ass owns a gun?? that’s more likely for your demographic but nice try babes #and yea this isn’t even a hyperbole like it is for the kpop groups and video games she’s just that greedy 😒

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lazylittledragon · 6 months

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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.

#ramble #literally very hot. like very hot #there is so much sweat #'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it #trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do #and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT #i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK #personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL

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ballpitwitch · 11 months

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𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑

#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves #*#kreevesedit #flashing gif #keanuedit #yeah my boyfriend's in a band #THE DAY AFTER I MET AND SAW HIM #keke babe do you not get dizzy doing all that head bobbing #h a n d s #MAJESTIC #hi i love an old man #a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#......it's been a long week......i apologize #people who don't like gray hair are weak #i will give you 43 cents and a cookie if you let me play with your hair #...that was already a tag #but the offer still stands #i'll even throw in a $2 bill i work at a bank i can get some #are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one #v e i n s #can't believe he's really been here and hot my whole life #that is a long™ torso #more room to wrap around #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that

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tenrosedyke · 2 years

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I love Logan being in his pathetic little depressed cunt era. Like yeah thats right. your kids all hate you and fucked off like you told them to and they were the only people that challenged you and now you're stuck in room after room of people who cater to your every whim and are too afraid to even crack a joke at your expense. you got everything you wanted and now you're dealing with the consequences. BITCH

#logan roy #succession #succession spoilers #very inchresting specifically when hes trying to get ppl in the room to 'roast' him and kept saying it was dry in there.#like yeah babe its called Roman Is Gone i hope you hate your life LOL #excited to see this expanded upon i hope he kills himself on screen LMFAO

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jkvjimin · 30 days

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seven days a week; jungkook's birthday countdown ↳ tue: a concert close to my heart

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nat-20s · 4 months

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i know i have a tendency to project adhd onto a lot of characters btu I can NOT stress enough how Zagreus is one of THE adhd characters ever. King of being an overunderachiever. Royalty of getting distracted in literal life and death situations. Icon of making people soooo fucking mad at you for your immaturity when you're doing your best :/.

#him telling achilles that he's always restless...yeah babe you need like adderall or ritalin or vyvanse or SOMETHING #hades game #zagreus hades

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whatshehassaid · 3 months

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70 y/o Daniel when he remembers he used to beg for Armand’s blood while being fucked by him like:

#that poor old man is gonna have a stroke lmao #iwtv spoilers #devils minion #“I was a moron’ yeah babe you were but you were also getting dicked down my a little gremlin twink and you loved every second of it #🙊

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charmac · 6 months

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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

#never forget the gang dines out was originally called date night #iasip #macdennis #the sinned system #fvr #dines out #rip dennis babe you tried.#macs too stupid to understand LMAOOO #tho rob's face in “make him seem like he's awesome” macdee reaction shot is.. interesting #and yeah dee may have sex with men but #shes literally never been romantically attracted to a man in her life #oh dee gives birth... ty

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thankstothe · 7 months

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#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #long post #longpost #screencap #s05e17 “The Social Contract”#amazing interaction #wilson thinks that when he doesnt filter himself its a “reality” things he saying #very close to the position of “im not an asshole im just being real”#which makes sense only if you dont have much experience #and it seems wilson only does it with house #a georg of any data pool #and yeah babe this is still social contract you not escaping it by just labeling it differently #hes even arriving at that point at the end there #and house was already “there” earlier in the episode hes just doing it back to wilson now #im unwell and house would not cure me

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saltpepperbeard · 2 months

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💜😈💜 HAPPY MEOW DAY 💜😈💜 The color purple is associated with royalty, luxury, and magic. for our beloved @blakbonnet

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smallidarityfan · 3 months

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AHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY BOYS!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

#smallidarity #Jimmy reacted to it live on stream #I love how they kept bouncing around the “two dudes sitting on motorbikes... one block apart...” and “totally not weird!” Like...#Alright then..! Alright guys!#love cleo <3 genuinely cool by itself looking past the smallidarity #we should have a list of hermits haunted by smallidarity:#1. Jevin: adoptive father of the smallidarity child Tiny Tom #2. Grian: victim of “Bad Boys call each other Babe”#victim of “Do you want a kiss goodbye or no?” “Yeah sure on the neck”#victim of “Is this the closest we're ever going to get to making out?”#3. Everybody from the “A candlelit dinner with Jimmy and Joel” incident #4. Zombiecleo: first cc commissioned to create an official smallidarity monument

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kacievvbbbb · 1 month

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No but actually I've been really thinking about it and Mihawk just doesn't do shit by halves does he? he's so obsessive.

He doesn't just like red wine it's literally his favorite food

He doesn't just like swords, his is practically his soul made physical. Yoru is so coded in his dna that they literally had to make a replica for his clone.

he isn't just into swordsmanship he literally became the world's best and strongest swordsman

He doesn't just like to duel he's overdone it so much that no one can hold his interest anymore

He didn't just kill marines he was the literal marine hunter.

He doesn't just wait for Zoro at the top he collects every single bounty poster obsessively tracking his rise

He doesn't just let the kids live with him he adopts them, and teaches them how to be stronger. Doesn't let Perona go until he knowns that he can no longer properly guarantee her safety.

He can't just have a garden he has to go full on farmer strawhat and all.

He doesn't just like Shanks he wants to consume him whole he let's the memory of their duel haunt him and even 12 years later he can't fully forgive them. This might be the single most important relationship in his life.

There isn't a moderate bone in his body. He's either making decisions just because or letting them consume him whole.

I bet it's all the Catholicism.

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lazylittledragon · 8 months

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I think I remember you drawing stuff about Eddie being pregnant (body changes and stuff).

What about Dorian? How did he handle it? How did Astarion? Was he showing a lot? Or was it one of those "invisible" pregnancies? Did he try to hide the changes? Did he succeed and just showed up with a baby one day?

Sorry if you already responded to some of these. I do lose stuff on my dash a lot.

Love your style btw, it's just really pretty and interesting to look at, kinda... Idk the words very smooth and fluid looking? Kinda like there is movement even tho it's just an image.

Best of luck🍀 and look after yourself💗

i feel like he’s a very ‘whatever happens happens’ kind of person so he probably just vibed along with it (also after everything, what his body looks like isn’t in his priorities anymore). i also think that they Attempted to keep it secret for longer but dorian is a terrible liar and everyone just knew

i think astarion would be. as supportive as he’s able to be which isn’t much but he’s trying

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #dadstarion #also thank you!!!!#yeah there was no way dorian ‘entire loaf of bread in one sitting’ redleaf was going to be able to hide it #i think it’s funny if they don’t acknowledge it to other people anyway and keep coming up with excuses #and then act like the babe just fell on them out of nowhere

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itsrainingbubbles · 28 days

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Luffy doesn't listen to assigned seats. If he wants to sit with his boyfriend he will sit with his damn boyfriend even if there are no chairs he'll simply sit on his lap

#monkey d. luffy #one piece #trafalgar law #lawlu #lulaw #luffy x law #law x luffy #modern au #highschool au #zolu #luzo #roronoa zoro #zoro x luffy #luffy x zoro #i think law and zoro are the ones to be more calm about it #like yeah babe do what you want of course you can sit on my lap you dont even have to ask

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