#yeast is awesome

[oliverferrie]

what a silly day

[lilacthebooklover]

cookie run fandom, i need help. which songs give shadow milk energy? (why yes, this is for potential animatics)

[cookierunauprompts]

Submitted Prompts #1 ✙

Submitted through Discord by a friend who wants to remain anonymous.

How does one ward off natural desire? It's simple, you can't. He can feel the emptiness within him, a horrid feeling to have in Shadow Milk Cookie's opinion. He knows exactly what it is, hunger, and yet he can't satisfy it because he's trapped in this stupid, stupid prison. He's not getting out anytime soon either from his guesses, is that the witches plan? To try and make him and the other beasts starve until they crumble? Well, unfortunately for them they were basically immortal. Unless, the plan they had in mind was different, very, very different. What if they were trying to drive them so mad that they'd destroy each other? It's a brilliant plot, one that he would probably come up with as well. But he refuses to succumb, but how can he not? Looking at his arm, he gets an idea. Eternal Sugar should be able to heal him anyways, right?

....

Or, Shadow Milk commits a cannibalism on himself.

[my-rheality]

:D <3

🥳 woohoo I'm fun!!!! thanks girl! and I mean yeah I guess we could hunt each other for sport... is the prize a yeast ken plush??? 😆

[pauldelancey]

Paul's Awesome English Dictionary, Today's Word, Leadbread

My whole wheat bread did not rise yesterday. It was tasty. But it was not a tasty loaf of bread, it was a tasty brick. Gray clouds appeared in my kitchen. Those clouds, however, had a silver lining. Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary is as pleased as punch to provide a snazzy new entry. TODAY’S AWESOME WORD Leadbread: Awesome Entry #7   – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. My…

[queerism1969]

What is something about lesbian sex you wish someone had told you?

Your hand/wrist will start cramping, and it will hurt like a bitch. You just gotta push through (no pun intended)

It doesn't matter how closely they shave. You will end up with a little "mustache" of redness on your upper lip after going down on your girl.

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't need lube.

Jaw cramps are a thing

Don't be afraid to breathe during oral sex.

Just because you have the same body parts doesn't mean they like the same things. Everyone is different. Don't pretend you know someone when you don't.

YOU CAN STILL SPREAD STDs EVEN WITH YOUR FINGERS.

Cut your nails.

Sex isn't only about penetration.

If you're really self-conscious about making a mess, try putting a few towels (or six) down first.

Neovaginas are awesome.

Virginity is a made-up concept.

Yeast infections are super common with new partners so don’t be afraid to go to urgent care.

Don't fake moans or fake an orgasm. They'll think you like what they're doing and they'll do it forever, which will only leave you unsatisfied.

Keep a tall glass of hot water on by the bedside and keep the dildo dipped in it until you're ready to go.

Love and sex are two completely different things.

Porn is not a good place to learn how to pleasure a clit but if they want you to run their clit like you’re scrubbing a frying pan, do it.

[felinefractious]

Speaking of hairlessness the previous ask reminded me to ask. Does it cause any health issues in cats besides being cold/lots of yeast infections? In rabbits the symptoms of it range from mild to very severe depending on which gene is causing it (specifically there’s one gene that usually results in kits only surviving to up to a few months.) Was curious how’d they compare!

This is probably among my most controversial breed takes but… no, I don’t consider Sphynx to be particularly ethical.

I wouldn’t say they’re on the same level as “can’t fucking breathe” Exotics or “every moment is pain” Folds and obviously not anywhere near as bad as what you’re describing in hairless rabbits… but it’s (personally) still a hard no from me.

I wouldn’t consider yeast infections a minor or benign issue. Yeast infections suck, anyone who’s had one can tell you that. They’re itchy and uncomfortable and all around unpleasant.

A Domestic Shorthair comes in with a yeast infection and it’s a problem that you treat, a Sphynx comes in with a yeast infection and it’s a breed trait that yes you try to treat but understand it’s a uphill battle that’s not likely to completely resolve for an extended period of time.

Overproduction of yeast and hairlessness in cats go hand in hand.

Cutaneous carriage of Malassezia species in healthy and seborrhoeic Sphynx cats and a comparison to carriage in Devon Rex cats

Malassezia pachydermatis and M nana predominate amongst the cutaneous mycobiota of Sphynx cats

Without a hair coat the natural oils produced by the skin just sit there, which is why Sphynx cats require frequent bathing and wiping down. Skin issues are a practically a feature of the breed, no amount of bathing or wiping can replace the function of a natural hair coat.

Video of an 8 week old Sphynx being groomed.

The same thing goes for the ears and nail beds, they require very frequent cleaning but you’ll never be able to keep them as clean as a coated cat. The fur is there for a reason, it works 24/7 while manual cleaning is only present periodically.

They’re also more prone to ocular issues like corneal sequestrum and entropion, I would think this is related to the lack of eyelashes and eyebrow whiskers which serve to protect the eye from debris (similar to our own eyelashes) and alert the cat when something is near their eye and they should close it to avoid a jab.

Prevalence and characteristics of ocular diseases in Sphynx cats: A retrospective assessment (2012–2021) and comparison with non-Sphynx cats

This all tracks with my lived experience with Sphynx cats. This is a very popular breed where I live and we see them frequently. We see repeat, long-term Sphynx owners and we see new Sphynx owners.

I used to be fine with Sphynx cats, I thought they were just another breed with higher grooming requirements - not a big deal, many longhair breeds also have increased grooming needs! But working with them gradually shifted that opinion, and then I began to see these issues where I’d missed them before… how even breeding cats shared by their cattery often have black, dirty nails or how well-known Sphynx owners discuss dermatitis as just part of the breed you treat as needed.

I realized these issues are the rule and not the exception - and it sucks, because pretty much every Sphynx I’ve met has such a good personality. They’re awesome lil’ guys!

Anyways, these are just issues related to their lack of hair - it isn’t touching on other concerns like the insanely high prevalence of HCM in the breed.

[tobbogan-13]

Mycology is so fucking cool

fungi? more like fun guy

look at the mushrooms!!!!!!!!

yeast is fucking awesome

lichen!!!!

dont even get me started on mold I live this shit so much (not like, yaknow in my house or on my food, but mold is cool)

[scramblescrew]

Request by: 🌱(seed) Anon!

Self-Aware Yandere Ancients and Beasts with male Y/N

Background:

It was a normal Thursday evening and Y/N was out for a walk when they got a notification on their phone. They check it and there was a new update to Cookie Run Kingdom that came out, The Silver kingdom/Beast-Yeast update. The boy was very excited to download the update and get to see all of the new characters, lands, and other features to play with. Y/N hadn’t been this excited since “The Heroes of Dark Cacao” update! Y/N had to admit, The Ancients as well as The Cookies of Darkness were awesome! Y/N thought as he happily jogged home and booted up the game!

After downloading, Y/N saw the beautiful new menu screen, with soft greens and silvers, the new faerie guardians and Pure Vanilla Cookie along the bottoms corners of the screen. But finally, Y/N noticed her, White Lily Cookie! It seemed like forever that he wished that WLC would be added to the game as more than quick appearances and today was the day she probably would!

Ancient Cookies:

Y/N loaded into his kingdom and scrolled around, getting Gems and other things before he finally got White lily Cookie- HE HAD ALL OF THE ANCIENTS! it took awhile but Y/N did it. though... after WLC appeared in his kingdom, he noticed: All of the Ancients suddenly stop moving and look up at him, a normal animation, if it wasn’t for them refusing to move, look away, or the fact that they all started smiling sadistically. Y/N tried to pick them all up and move them so they’d move on but the Ancients weren’t able to be picked up like the rest? Suddenly, Y/N's phone got really cold, like- FRIGID cold! when Y/N tried to put his phone down out of slight fear and concern, five pairs of arms pulled Y/N into the screen, Y/N passing through it and landing on soft ground. Y/N rubbed his head as he tried to get up, his eyes seeing the Lily Garden he had made for PVC and WLC, as well as 5 towering beings surrounding him- The Five Ancient Cookies.... "Our precious baker..." The bond yet motherly voice of HollyBerry Cookie spoke before pulling Y/N up into a strong, safe embrace as the other four started either hugging or carressing your hair and face. "We finally have you here at last, love!" the other spoke, seeming trying to be in unison as Y/N, Now...Y/N Cookie, relaxed into the loving embrace and closed his eye, "You're safe here, Y/N Cookie. and if anyone tries to take you from us..." GCC started, "We'll do whatever it takes to get you back, even if it means crumbling the whelps that get in our way..." Dark Cacao Cookie finished

The Five Beasts:

Y/N logged into his kingdom and started playing through Beast-Yeast, stopping at some points to watch videos on the story (You spoil-sport). After weeks of on-and-off playing, you got to the part where you meet Shadow Milk Cookie and the rest of the Beasts. Though it was strange, while the beasts appeared on screen when talking, their eyes were on you…..this wasn’t normal, so you turned off the game and restarted the level-…same thing. Then- the screen went black and a familiar blue diamond shaped eye, an upside down heart, an ivory diamond, red diamond, and what seemed to be a purple arrowhead appeared on screen. You were freaked out a bit as you tried to shut off the game to no avail.

Out of nowhere, blue text appeared on screen below the blue eye,

“We’ve heard so much about you, Our little baker, and we agree that you need to be with us forever!~”

“Don’t even try to escape, it’ll be futile in the end…”

It was undeniably freaky that this was happening. ‘Little baker? Excuse me, OUR?’ Thoughts spun around your head before a black and blue shepherds hook (cane used to pull people off stage in theatre) hooked around your neck and pulled you into and through the screen.

“Don’t worry, love, we’ll take such good care of you~ you won’t have to worry about ANYONE taking you away from us~”

[babyotterboy]

kink conversation series (8): Safe and Healthy Sex! (Anatomical Terms Used!!)

this looks different for every pairing!

even just for your solo time, you should try to brush up on your basic sexy health!

Solo Health Tips (can also just be useful for toy based play):

For penis havers - you can use a silicon based lubricant for your solo time. Still make sure it is a decent brand, with no concerning chemicals, and it is made for lasting use (if it doesn’t say that, don’t get it - silicon lubes without that label last 3 seconds tops it sucks).

For vagina owners - do not. use. silicone based lube. at the very least NOT regularly and keep a consistent routine of cleaning after. This can throw your PH off, it does not fare well for you. (yeast infects are not fun and neither are UTIs). in that same sense, in water based lubricants look for the “PH Balanced” label. these will be the safest for you and your health.

If you are feeling an intense level of discomfort from any form of penetration, stop. Tearing and fissures are very real problems and if bad enough can cause very lasting damage.

if your toys are silicone, glass, or metal - check them every time for chips or other damage. damaged silicone breeds bacteria, and obviously glass shards and metal pricks don’t feel nice.

Be sure to clean all of your toys regularly (includes any toy that touches you or another person, this is important for any sexy or kinky time. floggers, paddles, ropes, etc all need to be cleaned after every use).

some toys can be cleaned with regular water and soap, some can’t - research and find both good toy cleaners and a good routine to clean yours!

For sex with a partner that has a vagina:

-Dental dams are amazing and aren’t talked about enough. these are essentially “condom blankets” for a vagina. they can be awesome and useful for having fun during their period if that is something they enjoy, and sometimes are flavored. be careful with any flavored or “candy” underwear because again - uti’s and yeast infections sucks.

-“wet” does not always mean ready. learn your partners anatomy and what makes them feel good. some things that feel great for me are not good things at all for my sexy mmmf of a boyfriend, and that’s okay! everyone has different bodies, stimulation levels, and needs.

-for god sake if you’re a cis man do not dump your load and leave. you are actually outting yourself for being terrible in bed if you do it at all. take care of your partner.

For sex with partners with penises:

- use. a. condom. i don’t care. i don’t care if it’s anal, i don’t care if it’s oral, i actually am so sorry (not) especially if engaging in hookup/cruising time. use one.

-take your time. learn how hard it too hard, learn how soft is too soft. be active in listening to how your partner feels.

-do not push topping on someone with a penis simply because they are capable. some CIS MEN will wear straps to avoid the overstimulating nature of sex while still enjoying it. not everyone enjoys penetrating. not everyone enjoys bottoming. you can still enjoy sex.

everyone has their own fun little quirks and what makes them happy, the best part of the journey is figuring out what they are 💗🐾

[greenguy56]

Brand new trailer for episode 2 of beast yeast

That brings mercurial knight cookie

These Goofy wooden puppets

His smile yes

We now have mercurial knight cookie now we just need elder faerie cookie

He completely jesterfied the entire kingdom

Gold version of the wedding costumes

New mode and with a new boss

Lastly this cutscene background that shown during the end of the video

This is gonna be awesome

[wolfstrong]

BTVS is not "so bad that its good" its like a new thing where its simultaneously bad and good. both things are happening literally at once and they cant be separated but the badness somehow makes it even better like the combined good and bad to make a new thing but its not mediocrity because that comes from if something is equal parts bad and good. what I'm saying here is the bad and good, they mixed right? its like a new thing. its like how when you make bread its awesome and delicious and we don't just call bread flour and water and yeast mixture right? and also on its own flour and water and yeast are like meh right and if we took a spoonful of flower and yeast and water and shoved it in our mouths it would be pretty bad. but Buffy is like bread is what I'm trying to say here. like the good and the bad combined to make something new and beautiful. do you get it

[thestudentfarmer]

Hey all!

I hope everyone's had a Great week and been able to work towards some of their overall goals and been able to get in their garden.

Lettuce regrow update~

6 days ago I posted dabout a lettuce regrow (9 days old at time of picture) they've gotten some growth in that time.

I did add to the lettuce bowl, a carrot top. Just to see if I can get it to sprout a flower stalk and maybe some seeds. (Added 3.13. 2023)

The celery has not much for movement, some spreading on the stalks. But haven't really seen any tangible rooting.

Also a chick pic update~

Lentil update as well~

I had to pinch some flowers off the peppers, but their still a lil small for fruiting.

The Nasturtium is getting massive! I've gotta trim it up this week. I may even get around to trying a recipe with some of the leaves now. If not, the chickens will get the trimmings.

A small lil overlook~

Last week's goals I managed a batch of bagels and pretzels! Unfortunatly I think I got far too ambitious because they did not come out as delicious as I hoped.

But I'm gonna give at least bagels a go again this week! If I make a good batch I'll be freezing half of them for use throughout the month.

Also something not too awesome happened, something got into my seed starts and destroyed them, so I will not be showing seed starts yet. Friday I plan on redoing them (well what I can. Since some of the variety I no longer have. Well, I guess it means a different variety was desired is all lol.

This week I hope to get new seed starts going and the start of my flower patch in the back going.

I also want to make a sourdough dessert and try to get a rough idea of a month's worth of meal planning so I can make some bulk purchases of what I consider staples for the kitchen. (Flour, rice, yeast, sugar, noodles, some sauces and seasonings)

I would like to get some sewing and craft done this week. But we'll see how that goes lol.

What's everyone's plans/goals for their homesteads, Gardens or more sustainable/eco journey going?

🌱🐝 Happy Homesteadin and Gardening~ 🐝🌱

3-16-2023

[futurebird]

Cheap silicone menstrual cups.

I love silicone cups for my period. But, when someone starts buying these products you will encounter a confusing landscape. You can spend anything from $4 to $40. I've tried a variety of expensive and cheap cups and the biggest issue is finding a fit and design you like that's comfortable. For me that's a $4 cup that has the advantage of having no "lip" (it's uncomfortable)

I've heard people tsk tsk that buying the cheap ones isn't safe and wondered if there was any evidence about this. The fancy brands come with so much more packaging and BS like little cloth bags that I do not need. And they have worse designs that are less comfortable. (for me, you gotta find what fits your body)

The extra stuff that comes with the fancy ones makes me think they aren't safer, just trying to justify the extra price.

Also, it's a myth that these products "last forever" they are reuse-able, but after a year they get soft and don't work as well. Also I worry about micro scratches collecting yeast and bacteria. I replace mine every year and have two that I alternate so they get to rest for a month. Even the expensive ones soften up so it's not worth it. IMO.

It's still a lot less waste than pads. I use a washable snap on pad with the cup on heavy days in case of overflow...

Having the cost of period products under $20 for the whole year is awesome.

[enddaysengine]

Yeast Ooze (Paths Beyond)

I called this one a decade ago. Didn’t I call this one a decade ago?

The yeast ooze doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. It’s a zany monster, but too good an opportunity to pass up, especially for a low-level ooze. Unfortunately, it didn’t get much descriptive text, but there’s enough to work with. What little we have attributes yeast oozes with a generally alchemical origin. However, the ones in the Outlaws of Alkenstar arose organically, so they are potentially a threat in abandoned breweries and bakeries. 

Yeast oozes spread the mother of all yeast infections, but thankfully they aren’t lethal, even if it is incredibly uncomfortable. Like IRL yeast, these oozes don’t like cold either; they are vulnerable to cold damage, and cold environments grant additional saving throws to the infections they cause. I wouldn’t expect to see them in colder planar regions — unless an alchemist or occultist wanted to create them intentionally, so having a frigid lab may make the experiment safer.

Aakriti the Everchanging considers all oozes sacred but holds a particular fondness for the ever-adaptable yeast oozes. Unfortunately, Aakriti’s celestial oozes have attracted the attention of the Horseman Apollyon. The Prince of Plagues wishes to corrupt the oozes with his “improvements,” specifically making their yeast infections increase the host’s vulnerability to other diseases. Now, Aakriti’s faithful and anyone seeking the Everchanging’s aid must stave off constant daemonic plots and assassinations.

While most towns have to deal with rats and pigeons as local pests, yeast oozes infest Delight. It makes sense because Delight is nestled deep within the Outer Rifts and since almost the entire population is some form of alchemist, brewer, or baker. Delight specializes in inventing new food and drink, presenting itself as a refuge and resting place for weary travellers to Cerebulim. As with all things related to Haagenti, this is merely a facade, but Delight is a relatively space place compared to other Chthonian settlements.

Deep within the Plane of Wood’s fractal wilderness is an enormous tree known as the Thyrsus. This living tower is a strange combination of pine and vine, growing grapes as large as a person. When these fruits grow ripe, they inevitably burst, spilling their contents into massive cup-like hollows below. Given time, they ferment into a wine vintage that is a delicacy across the planes and a potent primal spell component. This natural winery is the product of the many yeast oozes that live on and around the Thyrsus. When docile, they appear to be perfect spheres of amber dew, but they quickly become active if they sense a new source of sugar in their presence — such as an adventurer’s flesh.

Periodic reminder that I also post these publicly over on Patreon as well! You can get email updates and the UI doesn't make my skin crawl like Tumblr's latest attempts to replace Twitter!

[entheundead]

God is a shut-in.

God, as we discussed previously in a civilised and polite manner, IS A COWARD. He resides in his extravagant abode consisting of a singular golden gate (lame, gold isn't a even a good metal) and some clouds (made of water, kvass is better (i am not an addict)). He also has some angels made of eyes (lame, i made a biblically accurate alien garfield-coloured octopus, so im way better) and some dudes that were too unsinful to be with the hot guys in hell and their awesome muscles capable of throwing me into Satan's church of enlightenment on how to effectively sin to get more men. Where was i? oh yeah GOD IS A COWARD, HE REMAINS IN HIS CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF ELDRITCH ANGELS LAND AS HE COWERS BEFORE HUMANITY. DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME GOD WENT DOWN TO HUMANITY? JESUS. He is whatever he is. Jesus got nailed by probably muscular dudes onto a giant T aka a cross. In other words God was murdered and people didn't stop making fun of his death even after he abused the revival glitch and patched it, so I couldn't do it. So what does he do about his death? Remain in the not so damned sky, he trapped himself there as he already experienced getting absolutely murdered by shirtless muscular roman dudes and fears it happening again. COWARD. I WOULD TAKE ON THOSE DUDES WITH THE POWER OF YEAST INFECTION. THOSE NERDS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A LIFETIME OF CONSUMING GLUTEN DOES TO A MORTAL BEING, THEY ONLY JUST BEGAN THE CREATION OF GARLIC BREAD. GOD REMAINS THERE IN THE SKY, EATING COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AS HE KNOWS WE HAVE IT BETTER, HE FEARS GETTING DOWN TO US AS HE KNOWS, HE BLOODY KNOWS WE WILL KILL AGAIN. HE SHUT HIMSELF OFF FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD, WHY DO YOU THINK NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM IN MILLENNIA?!?!? HE IS A DAMN NEET. PROBABLY WATCHES ROMCOM ANIME TO HIDE THE FACT HE AIN'T GETTING LOVED BY HIS OWN CHILDREN. HE QUIT HIS JOB AS GOD AND REMAINED AS A NEET. MY PROOF OF THIS IS I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY ESTROGEN AND BLåHAJ as well as skort go spinny and shork and and aaaand im getting sidetracked arent i. Ahem as I'm politely criticising God I will also add the fact that he is probably hiding because I wanna rid off the flesh he bestowed me by peeling it off like a banana and letting the skeleton free from the meaty prison, also like a banana. But unlike banana, bread. Bread is said to be the body of Christ. Do you know who that is? GOD. I AM DEVOURING FLESH OF GOD.