#you do you baby

[howdoyousleep3]

this is your reminder to listen to your body and your mind and give it what it wants ✨❣️

[nmzuka]

snek bf being weird

[romitritrashswiftie]

Just 👏 because 👏 you’re 👏 a 👏 celebrity👏 it 👏 does 👏 not 👏 mean 👏 you 👏 have 👏 to 👏 be 👏 a 👏 role 👏 model 👏 or 👏 “woke” 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time 👏

!!!!!!

[hunter-sylvester]

Sometimes even the metal-headiest of fags must answer her call.

The call of mother.

Lady Gaga.

[thoughtsandfiction]

Watched episode 5, and once I processed it all, the thing that was gnawing at me is Rashid. I have so many questions for Rashid:

How did you get here? How old are you? How long have you been in his service? Does the fact that "it is your honor to serve" mean you don't get compensated? You are certainly not his equal, and you seem okay with that, but how does he view you? Are you just the top human underling? You must be special to him, you have intimate knowledge of him, but he is so dismissive of you. Do you care about any of that? How different was it before Daniel showed up? You say you hate him because he is facilitating Louis' death wish which I believe, but there also seems to be a layer of jealousy here. Were you his confidant before all this? This love and devotion, what  did Louis do to inspire it? You say he is a god, so is it a love for something greater that brings you here, a love akin to faith? Do you expect your faith to be rewarded? Or is it a more human love, you are in love with him, but have accepted that it will never be and settle for this?? Just….. what is your deal my guy??

[snickety-lemons]

You know, I feel like if someone ever told him he doesn't speak that much and asks why, show!Illya would say something like 'yes well I'm a man who prefers to let the words speak for themselves' and they're like '??? that doesn't even make sense' meanwhile Napoleon rests on his elbows, staring and totally enamored.

And then movie!Illya would just grumble like 'not much to say. You want speech, you listen to radio or political leaders. leave me be.' and Napoleon's barely stifling chuckles.

[adorable-andre]

Yeah, he was 8-1 goals on-ice five-on-five. The rest of the VGK were 7-8. He faced Ceci most among defenders (33:10) and went 5-1 goals. He was 4-1 versus Nurse (31:30) and 4-0 against Draisaitl in 28:22. Also 5-1 versus Nuge. 4-0 versus Yamamoto. That line and pairing got scorched by Eichel.

Eichel, man

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[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[sourkreem]

birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)

not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake

[foldingfittedsheets]

Two Witches and a Baby

Part One (current) || Part Two

Part One! Part Two!

Two witches are forced to cohabitate in order to raise the baby promised to both of them.

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[mail-me-to-hell]

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[longdogsdaily]

eepy seepy baby

[atalana]

oh and in other things that hurt my heart about the current house of hades - chronos even took down the portrait of cerberus with the babies!

[batbabydamian]

Dick visiting Damian (serial-sibling-sweater-stealer 😔)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?