Why are the only two flavors of mlm on this site "uwu boi" and "beat each other to death"
can I just,, like..... cook for you and you sit at the table announcing shit on your phone. Can we birdwatch or something and I point at all the freaky ones and go "that's you." Can we read together in a library. Can we go to our favorite shops and surprise the other with a random small gift. Can I wash your hair. Can i-
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Why do you ship wriothesley and Neuvillette? Im making a joke presentation on these goobers, and i need some good ideas
Okay heres my reasons :
"Wow~" shamelessly checks Neuvi out
The umbrella scene is literally straight out of a kdrama (i know. Ive seen it. Theyve done it.)
Theyre so old married couple core fight me
Their color palette is so opposite but also complementary
Theyre both LITERALLY OPPOSITES OF EACH OTHER. Be it aesthetics, color, behavior, background, position, PHYSICAL LOCATION.
Like fr Palais Mermonia is on the TOP FLOOR of the Court. Neuvi's throne is ELEVATED so high above the stage. While Wrio's office is literally in the bottom of the ocean. THEYRE PHYSICALLY LOCATED ON BOTH EXTREME ENDS OF THE MAP VERTICALLY.
Which makes them visiting each other more sweeter because of how willing they are to cross that massive gap to see each other. AND WE SEE THEM ACTUALLY VISITING EACH OTHER (Neuv's story quest, Sigewinne's teaser trailer, that one Lantern Rite scene)
Even so theyre both so... understanding of each other, like take some time themselves to understand each other.
Theyre both badass. They both had cool fully animated cutscenes in the plot.
The expression 'it's lonely at the top' because they are both outcasts from society in a way. They both have extremely high social standings and is responsible for many lives. They are both at the top of their respective jurisdiction. But its lonely at the top.
But its okay they can be lonely together.
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gortash and durge becoming so obscenely comfortable with each others presence that they just begin doing domestic acts on instinct. oh, gortash needed something from his office? durge hands it to him without even a word between them. oh, durge forgot to wipe the blood from their mouth before entering polite society? gortash takes a thumb and wipes it away without any hesitation or request. they are just so in sync with each other, so attune to each others very presence, that they are able to complete such every day tasks for one another like it’s as easy as breathing.
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John: hey arthur there’s a poster over there for a film. It looks pretty good. We should go see it!
Arthur: no
John: I fucking knew you always hated me you selfish piece of shit. I hope you starve to death. I hope everything goes horribly fucking wrong for you. How fucking dare you treat me like a prisoner. I hope you never have anything good happen to you ever again. Whore.
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