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DP AU i dont really see a lot. So amity is ecto contaminated, eventually when citizens of amity park die they almost always become ghosts so most of dannys classmates end up ghosts. Now unexpectedly to most when dash dies he becomes the knight to the new king danny.

Anyway fright knight dash. I want more of this.

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I think whenever tony tries to bench peter or whatnot peter should just go “i have superpowers and you dont. If anything you should sit this one out” just over and over

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The reason timkon isnt cannon despite all the insurmountable romantic tension between the two, is because the writers are also in homoerotic “friendships” and they genuinely think thats what bros do and their “friends” are all just deeply in love with them but they don’t realize

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Big fan of the dp au where danny as he ages becomes more ghost and less human, like if hes 50:50 when he has his accident, slowly the ratio shifts towards his ghost half until where his natural lifespan would’ve been up he becomes almost entirely ghost piloting a corpse. I like to think that once this happens hes basically inhabiting instead of a revived body, a dead corpse. This could mean in human form he has to manually do things like make his heart beat, and breathe or blink, or even cell reproduction. And if he doesn’t actively do so his body starts dying/decaying, making it so its far more comfortable and natural to be in his ghost form.

I also like the idea of after he “dies” him being able to shift the appearance of both his ghost form and human form to his preferred age, but im also not opposed to the idea of when his human half “dies” his ghost form starts aging until it catches up with his mental state while his human form reverts to his “prime” (young enough to be agile and able bodied but old enough to be well into adulthood) and danny becoming stagnant in his time, never aging and only changing with conscious effort.

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You want to be an actor for fame, i want to be an actor so i can kiss hot people “for the bit” we are not the same

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It envelopes me like a deliciously sinful cocoon of longing. Ever present but just out of reach

MY GOD EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE SOUP

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MY GOD EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE SOUP

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Bruce isnt gay because his parents died. Bruce is a slut because his parents died. Know the difference.

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THIS ISNT ME HATING ON THE OMEGAVERSE I THINK ITS RAD!!!

I sometimes think about how the omegaverse is kinda unrealistic evolutionarily wise. (Aside from the obvious) But what reason would a species have to not only develop 2* distinct visible genders with separate physical traits, but also have more also non hidden genders that correlate to actual reproduction. Like it would make more sense if “male and female” were actually two different species who evolved to co-breed but in that case the offspring would be a mix of the two species. Like aside from it being fiction and it not being that deep, evolutionarily speaking it doesn’t make all that much sense.

Anyway id like to propose an alternative, several fish breeds when mating, if there are no available females to breed with will instead mate with another male and battle for dominance, and the loser will convert to female for reproduction. What if we did that.

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Ok so tim drake has a reputation for not sleeping for extended periods of time, he can also show some signs of depression depending on what cannon, as well as being kind of insane and chaotic. So, bipolar disorder is characterized by drastic swings from a depressed state to a manic state which can be either pretty short (a few days) to pretty long (months). I could totally see tim being bipolar, having periods of time where he doesn’t sleep, is reckless on patrols, and is solving a fuck ton of cases back to back, then followed by periods of time where hes in a depressive state, neglecting self care, oversleeping, self isolating, etc.

Now i fully believe that the batfam wouldn’t be the best at recognizing it. Like bipolar is often mistaken for depression, and the thought process of “oh tims just sleeping extra to catch up on sleep he missed last week, and wow hes so energetic he must be improving from his depression, oh no he must be slipping back into a depressive episode, etc.” and even if they do recognize it as ‘off’ then them dismissing bipolar as unrealistic due to more extreme prejudice from the gotham rouges, and the public also subconsciously thinking like “Tim/good guys couldn’t be bipolar, hes a hero and thats a villain disorder”

Anyway the batfam and any gotham based psychiatrists defaulting to tim having depression and putting him on meds for it. HOWEVER FUN FACT if you have bipolar and start taking depression medication it can often push the person into an intense manic state for prolonged periods of time. Which btw is not good for health long term especially and can be incredibly dangerous. Anyway just thinkin

Tldr: Tim being misdiagnosed with depression instead of bipolar disorder and the meds fucking his shit sideways.

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Just thinking about death eaters who were forced or imperiused or did it because they didn’t see another choice amputating their forearms to get rid of the mark.

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I have a headcannon that danny is absolute garbage at cooking. Like he makes cereal and it somehow turns out burnt even though he wasnt anywhere near any heat sources and the cereal is still cold.

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Honestly i kind of love how awkward the situation is, like i want them to feel so weird about it they wanna cry every time they’re confronted with it

I love Bruce and Clark, I love Tim and Conner and I love Damian and Jon but I would never ships them all at once except in crack fanfic situations

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This is like exactly what i was getting at. 11/10 no notes

A batfam member lecturing tim on how he needs to go back to the manor and rest because they know hes been overworking himself and hasn’t slept

Danny who is definitely not this tim person, however he has been overworking himself and hasnt slept either and a nap sounds really good right about now, agreeing and just going with them

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A batfam member lecturing tim on how he needs to go back to the manor and rest because they know hes been overworking himself and hasn’t slept

Danny who is definitely not this tim person, however he has been overworking himself and hasnt slept either and a nap sounds really good right about now, agreeing and just going with them

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Every twinkle in an anime character’s eye is actually a brain implant telling them to overthrow the government

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Big fan of the troupe where a character is like crazy powerful, like godlike, and their main hinderance isnt like some physical thing but having to hold back so much because otherwise they would completely obliterate everything around them.